2021_summer

[soft hound]

yeah

[dapper shard]

oh ok

[stone tiger]

has anyone done the unity final?

[terse torrent]

https://cyborgmobile.breezy.hr/p/74071029f03a msft new tech program out

[muted leaf]

wow all these frosh/soph programs coming out when im already a junior

[twilit mesa]

pain.

[terse torrent]

u have to record a video too

[muted leaf]

wait what

oh

lmfao

[still gazelle]

god damnit

a fucking video?

[low epoch]

Tryna phase out the uglies

Too bad for u guys

[abstract wagon]

@low epoch we're both kirbys and look close to identical. if im out ur out

[low epoch]

I am the rounder and pinker kirb

[ionic bronze]

if i get rejected does that mean i can sue for discriminating against ugly bastards

[abstract wagon]

i have a bunny in a magic hat

[low epoch]

I have beak

[soft hound]

LMFAO bruh

[abstract wagon]

anyone else experiencing inbox dehydration today

[vital elbow]

do you know of any others besides this one

[still gazelle]

yeah dude i refreshed my email like 4x today and got nothing 😦

[pliant hawk]

Where my Twitter rejection @

[dapper shard]

you got three more days

[obtuse otter]

atp it’s too late for them, apply to trad swe programs

[vital elbow]

o ok

[muted leaf]

oh oops i dont keep track of programs that i dont fit into

i should next time

but hey amazon leap is one!!

[raven sequoia]

Does anyone have any experience with the Walmart interview process?
Not Walmart Labs but Walmart Global Tech.

[stone tiger]

walmart labs is walmart global tech

[raven sequoia]

Oh is it, haha thanks

[abstract wagon]

i canceled my interview

its a takehome assignment + 30 min interview to discuss then a more traditional final round

with leetcode in the latter

unfortunately only times they were ok with was on the first week of school

i dont want to p/f everything first week

[terse torrent]

What company

[abstract wagon]

walmart labs

[raven sequoia]

Ah cool, I got the email today saying it's a take home and didn't think it was traditional.

[terse torrent]

I only cancelled interviews to small startups

Chad move

[abstract wagon]

@raven sequoia i think its some frontend stuff

i just dont have the time for it

[pulsar ridge]

bruh you’re a chad

[terse torrent]

Wha

[raven sequoia]

Did you cancel the first one? or the second one after passing the first one?

[abstract wagon]

first one

im ok with leetcode interviews

[terse torrent]

@pulsar ridge no u😍

[abstract wagon]

no assignments thx

[terse torrent]

I don't like assignments but I'm ok at them

I just don't like spending 5 hours and then getting rejected

[abstract wagon]

theyre just a big time sink

[terse torrent]

Yeah

[abstract wagon]

when i could be doing better in school instead

[terse torrent]

How am I gonna pass first term irl tbh

[abstract wagon]

only 3.7

[terse torrent]

Bruh that's good enough lol

[abstract wagon]

oh uve never been to class?

[terse torrent]

I have

But my mental learning is just gonna implode soon

Memorizing circuit stuff is nono

At least I don't have to do that anymore 🤡

[thick ridge]

circuit bad

code good

[abstract wagon]

fpga

[terse torrent]

if i see those 4 letters in ajob posting im gtfo

[still gazelle]

thats why im majoring in CS and taking all the CE courses except the circuit ones

[terse torrent]

orz

tfw no freedom

[still gazelle]

orz?

[terse torrent]

op

[still gazelle]

yes bro

CE classes are OP

[terse torrent]

maybe ill try to get a lighter term in summer 2021

[still gazelle]

ur taking summer classes?

[terse torrent]

wait doesnt summer recruiting start in sept for the most part

yea

[thick ridge]

dont take ce classes

not worth

[terse torrent]

ik some start early in aug

[still gazelle]

i think quant firms need OS, compilers, concurrency

[jolly hamlet]

Anyone know what Barclays ask for their intern OAs?

[thick ridge]

take fpga class thats it tho

everythign else u can find in cs dept

[still gazelle]

cs and ce are same department for us

But like certain classes are like ce required courses

and vice versa

[thick ridge]

ah

ic

[abstract wagon]

os compilers concurrency are all cs

at most places*

[patent sluice]

ce is harder at my school

ce kids have to take diffq, physics, os, and electrical eng classes off the top of my head

[still gazelle]

^

[thick ridge]

yeah same

[abstract wagon]

the ee classes kill lol

diffq physics are ight

[thick ridge]

diffeq was cake

but physics was hella annoying

[abstract wagon]

i took it for fun xd

audited the ee classes though

knew i wasnt gonna be doing cs + ee at the same time

[thick ridge]

ah lowkey auditing is the move

[abstract wagon]

yep

[patent sluice]

what's auditing

[abstract wagon]

like sitting in on a class but not getting a grade for it

i still did the hwks and took the exams

but no stress of failing

[patent sluice]

damn you did that for fun

that's hardcore

you guys are built different

[still gazelle]

fuckin beast

[thick ridge]

btw can I dm someone to proofread an email

idk if it reads right

[abstract wagon]

ya i can read it real quick if u want

[thick ridge]

bet

[meager glacier]

does anyone know if jpmorgan still hiring

[pliant hawk]

i got ghosted after OA

[runic tinsel]

snowflake OA is automated?

[abstract wagon]

no because i still didnt get one

though i just got one in december so i might be on cooldown

[split fractal]

no, think they are filled up

[meager glacier]

@split fractal thanks weird how they haven't closed the application. My only hope is T-mobile now

[meager glacier]

thats automated

[sinful tusk]

https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/l0r4v8/google_offer_rescinded/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Can someone given advice on this post please?^

[low epoch]

So there was a minor issue with ur background check for previous job regarding dates of employment?

[sinful tusk]

Yes

[low epoch]

Lack of documentation or something.

For google step damn yeah this needs urgency

U need to talk to a human at google

[sinful tusk]

And the role was irrelevant at my parents business

[low epoch]

And maybe even get ur dad on the line

Dad or mom idk

[abstract wagon]

damn wen ur parents rly screw u up

[sinful tusk]

Yea this would be sad

Especially since I passed up another offer for it

[abstract wagon]

its probably not a huge issue

just talk to someone

[low epoch]

Hold up so it’s JUST a documentation issue? Are u going to get a W2 btw. I assume for taxes ur good

This sounds fixable

[sinful tusk]

I said it’s an unpaid role

We didn’t do any paperwork

[low epoch]

Yeah, no need

[sinful tusk]

The issue was stated to be wrong dates

[low epoch]

Call google everyday. Email, whatever. Hit up some HR Person idk

[sinful tusk]

I talked to my recruiter but she wasn’t much help tbh

[low epoch]

Wish someone here had better advice. But if there is any conceivable way to talk to actual HR this would be optimal

Like idk if linkedin has a way to find

[simple saffron]

how much does acquisition affect a company?

[sinful tusk]

Have any of u had this issue?

[simple saffron]

if a company im going to gets acquired, could there be instability for my role?

[twilit mesa]

uh i interned there and didnt have that exact issue

it was kinda similar

mine involved when i started uni

[sinful tusk]

Can y’all upvote my post at least please?

It will help the post reach more people

[cyan valley]

@sinful tusk yikes

[abstract wagon]

uber atg lul

[cyan valley]

ton of my friends have

worked at th eir parents place

without proper documentation

never thought how that would impact 🤔

[sinful tusk]

Yeah it’s so weird

[twilit mesa]

i doubt your offer will get rescinded

[sinful tusk]

Why are they taking so long for me. They def might be plotting something lol

[polar mantle]

Just got an offer today

[tardy minnow]

Ooo what role?

[obtuse otter]

were facebook interns still in menlo park last year?

[polar mantle]

Computer Vision

[twilit mesa]

they were remote at least fbu was

[tardy minnow]

Damn that’s what I interviewed for

[obtuse otter]

someone on reddit is telling me they were still relocated even tho it was remote

[tardy minnow]

When did u interview?

[polar mantle]

O dang. I interviewed in mid december

[tardy minnow]

I interviewed late November lol

[polar mantle]

tbh I thought I got ghosted but the recruiter hit me up out of nowhere with an offer

[cyan valley]

@polar mantle Shitttttt niceee bro I applied I think I got ghosted

SWE?

[polar mantle]

Ty I was offered the Computer Vision role

[simple saffron]

dude that is so tragic

[twilit mesa]

mine took about 5 days to finish as well

[abstract wagon]

probably fine though

like when twitch got acquired by amazon i dont think there were any big issues

depends if you become the parent company employee or if your company keeps its identity most likely

[simple saffron]

yeah im just worried because as an intern i'm probably the most useless/redundant member of the acquired company

but thats fair

[abstract wagon]

if u wanna be safe just ask or join a more stable one

[simple saffron]

im just being paranoid for 0 reason

[abstract wagon]

u said it not me

[formal finch]

bruh how do you even get Apple internship

I been cold emailing hiring managers

[abstract wagon]

i got an interview scheduled recently but honestly luck

trying to get in contact with more people so maybe less luck next year

an engr manager referred me

i cold emailed some people

and my skills align almost exactly with what they wanted for that team

[formal finch]

what team did you get referred to ?

I’m looking to do IOS engineering

[abstract wagon]

dont want to be specific but it's c++ related

ill be specific if i get the job xd

[formal finch]

haha no worries bro

I would be happy with any role at Apple besides any sre stuff

[sinful tusk]

My background is done already. It’s been over 5 business days now I’m getting back to me regrading the discrepancy

[obtuse otter]

TWO SIGMA FINAL IS

THREE

FUCKING

HOURS?

im gonna cry wtf

i dont even have the stamina to do easy/meds for 3 hours...

[dapper shard]

idk

sounds like other companies interviews tbh

looking @ you capital one

[obtuse otter]

dude omg ive only had like 30min-1 hr finals

[pliant hawk]

i hope theres like a break like 10 min cooldown for questions LOL

[obtuse otter]

why are they asking u questions for 3 hrs?

[nova knoll]

Isn’t that just their day one like I think there is additional HR second day u get invited to if u pass but could be wrong

[dapper shard]

for capital one it was 1 hr case study, 1 hr technical, 1 hr behavioral

i think twitter is like 1 hour technical, 1 hr sys design, 1 hr behavioral

and then other companies just have hella rounds. like qualtrics told me i had four phone interviews to do before i could get offer. and that is assuming i pass each interview

[obtuse otter]

yes

[obtuse otter]

bro

if im doing four phone interviews u better pay me for my time

what the fuck

[dapper shard]

yeah i told them i wasn't interested lmao

cause that is ridiculous for an internship imo

well

not necessarily ridiculous

just excessive

[still gazelle]

3 hours for an internship sounds crazy

[finite snow]

These fintech companies pay big tho

Even for an internship

[thick ridge]

3 hour technical sounds like ass

but 3 hours including behavioral and stuff isnt too bad

[ember stream]

How long does it take to hear back from HackNy after application?

[thorny gorge]

has anyone done barclays oa

[hallow prism]

Is Bloomberg fully finished hiring?

[lethal ore]

Isn’t there oa like the SAT lol?

[thorny gorge]

i just know its ass

[stone tiger]

ya lmfao

[thorny gorge]

i dont even remember which position i applied to LOL

[stone tiger]

theres a module where you read like a whole dialogue/info poster

and answer questions based on it

[lethal ore]

I didn’t apply cuz they said you have to be a junior

[thorny gorge]

the first time i got it

i didnt do it cuz it was so early on and i didnt prep

ig i applied again lmao

[lethal ore]

Lol

[muted leaf]

i remember just giving up barclay oa lmao

youshould be fine tho. im just mad stup

[thorny gorge]

nah u smart

whats the barclay process like

oa -> interview -> offer?

[muted leaf]

i got rejected after their oa

[thorny gorge]

[muted leaf]

no info sowwy

[thorny gorge]

ily

[muted leaf]

ily too bro

🫂

[split fractal]

bruh 3 hour interview

would actually be so fun

am I the only one who actually loves to interview?

[dapper shard]

yes

[split fractal]

like, idk it's kinda thrilling

[dapper shard]

its not imo. boring and kind be irritating if the interviewer is bad

[muted leaf]

i just hate whenever they ask

why you wanna work at this company

that's all

[pastel bridge]

Does anyone know abt Cisco AppDynamics?

[split fractal]

Yeah like wtf, I was asked this in my Intel interview and I straight up told them that it was based on the name compared to my current offers

interviewer appreciated the honesty lmfao

[pliant hawk]

is it legal to record your interviews but never publish them, jus to view later to see what u coulda done better. asking for a friend :)

[thick ridge]

it probably has to be mutual im guessing

[abstract wagon]

Hi, has anyone received hackerrank for apple AI residency?

[obtuse otter]

does anyone have the renege template

last time im asking srry

[thick ridge]

rnd 1?

[loud hollow]

good luck!!

i got destroyed round one

im p sure im black listed by my performance

[thick ridge]

imagine getting round 1

[loud hollow]

youre gonna be an AV ape its ok

[still gazelle]

bro probably needs a template to have a conversation

[loud hollow]

LMFAOOOO

[obtuse otter]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[thick ridge]

@obtuse otter I can dm u mine but it's not the super straightforward one

[obtuse otter]

i found the heartless renegeing bastard one on reddit

[loud hollow]

i can send mine as well if u want king

[obtuse otter]

i feel so bad omg

I SENT IT

[still gazelle]

who cares

[obtuse otter]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[loud hollow]

then dont reneg

[still gazelle]

its about ur bread and ur bread only

[loud hollow]

o imagine

just intern at both places fuck it

[obtuse otter]

deadass

[still gazelle]

my friend held a job during an internship

[loud hollow]

i think i saw a reddit post on someone trying to do 2 internships at once

[pliant hawk]

@obtuse otter do u still need it

reneg template

o jus read chat nvm lmao

[ionic bronze]

did it work out?

[still gazelle]

what do u think

[loud hollow]

ion know yall want his linkedin

[pliant hawk]

2 meetings at once

[still gazelle]

you can just say generic shit in both meetings at the same time

[low epoch]

Two monitors

EZ clap

[ionic bronze]

each

xtra efficiency

[obtuse otter]

hidden benefit but the week of july 4th is a paid holiday at linkedin

its op

[pliant hawk]

the whole week? sheeeSH

[obtuse otter]

i want to go to nola with my girlfriend that week

[ionic bronze]

oh wtf

that's dope

[obtuse otter]

right

[pliant hawk]

mans flexing linkedin and gf at the same time

[low epoch]

I’m curious

[pliant hawk]

[tacit halo]

Two internships doesn’t sound outrageous

[low epoch]

Do u have gf because of internship

Or vice versa

[tacit halo]

Especially if they’re part time

[thick ridge]

imagine having social interactions in the last 10 months

[obtuse otter]

nah she my hs gf

we been together for 2 years

[low epoch]

Very nice

[thick ridge]

flex on me more bro

[pliant hawk]

hs

[obtuse otter]

i live on campus 💯

im forcing her to do cs

[pliant hawk]

KING SHIT

[obtuse otter]

we both gonna retire by 50

[tacit halo]

Coke tab -> LinkedIn offer and girlfriend

[obtuse otter]

always the coke tab omg

[pliant hawk]

ur a legend in here

im swallowing a tab for evbery interview

[tacit halo]

For me it was an open wound

[low epoch]

Dont worry bro u made up for it

[tacit halo]

I ended up in the hospital a day after u

[low epoch]

With gf intern combo

[obtuse otter]

alex u should have scheduled an interview that day

[low epoch]

Ur back to square 1

[obtuse otter]

fumbled ur bag -__-

[low epoch]

Street cred

[obtuse otter]

deadass

[tacit halo]

I could have

U know what, I’m gonna talk about this in my interviews

[obtuse otter]

unrelated but whats the process at riot like

[tacit halo]

Interview?

Did u get one?

[pliant hawk]

i wanna work at rito for rp

[obtuse otter]

no but i do want to work there

right i wanna work there for discounts

[pliant hawk]

i wanna delete pyke from ther game

[tacit halo]

I have to get my stitches removed this Friday

[low epoch]

I want to work at nintendo

To fix smash

[thick ridge]

i wanna work there to remove darius from the game

[low epoch]

And make my character op

[tacit halo]

Discounts -> greatest perks

I heard interns get $50 worth of credits

Best perk ever

[pulsar shadow]

just play ranged characters

[thick ridge]

no im a jungler

can't ever gank top

get shit on

[loud hollow]

you lvl 2 cheese as shaco

[pliant hawk]

LMFAO

[loud hollow]

you need to be removed bruh

[tacit halo]

Rohanzo is the real goat here

[thick ridge]

HAHA I do lv2 mid cheese with jarvan and shaco and twitch

[tacit halo]

I’m not even a jungler

[loud hollow]

aight unconnected no cap

[thick ridge]

ez win

[tacit halo]

I decided to start trading csgo skins

[tacit halo]

Do u do esports?

[thick ridge]

what no im trash

[still gazelle]

rohanzos too busy nailing FAANG interviews

[thick ridge]

look at my name

[tacit halo]

I’m trash and I got a few followers on twitch

[thick ridge]

amazon REJECT

[still gazelle]

nailing them twice

[tacit halo]

Founder of WhatsApp was a Facebook reject

And he sold WhatsApp to Facebook 4 years later

[thick ridge]

bet i'll sell hot dog or no hot dog to amazon in 4 years

[pulsar shadow]

just so fb can destroy whatsapp

[tacit halo]

They offered him 19 billion

At that price who gives a fuck

[loud hollow]

Rohanzo do you think you wouldve took amazon over the place youre going rn?

if you got amazon

[tacit halo]

You will

[thick ridge]

eh that's tough

[loud hollow]

really? i wouldve took the current place 10/10 times

[tacit halo]

Amazon is probably one of the best places to intern

[obtuse otter]

deadass ?

[loud hollow]

but thats just my hatred towards amazon coming out no cap

[pulsar shadow]

cap

[tacit halo]

Don’t wanna be working there at 30

[tacit halo]

Pay and name are insane

[thick ridge]

i think for FT I'd take where I'm going now, but I'm a soph so having amzn internship might be better

[tacit halo]

Yep

[loud hollow]

true true

[tacit halo]

When r u graduating?

[loud hollow]

they are both hella good tho

[tacit halo]

How many internships do you have left?

[thick ridge]

um well im a 23 grad

but imma take 2 semesters off to intern i think

[abstract wagon]

what a fuckin legend

goddamn

[restive falcon]

any riot interns for summer 21 pls gimme league skin 🥺

[tacit halo]

2024 then?

[thick ridge]

no

well i could grad in 3

[abstract wagon]

egirl strats

[thick ridge]

so will still be 23 grad

[still gazelle]

3 year grad is overrated

[obtuse otter]

facebook is op

need to apply there next year

[tacit halo]

Did u get any hot spring offers?

Facebook ghosted me

[low epoch]

If i were to get fall intern i would be busy af doing that while simultaneously filling out new grad apps

[restive falcon]

yo interviewing while ur interning sux

[thick ridge]

oh fr

[abstract wagon]

no it doesnt

[low epoch]

Yeah cuz imagine 9-5 job and also applying

[abstract wagon]

its worse with school imo

[low epoch]

+interviewing

[restive falcon]

you can skip classes

[obtuse otter]

are swe jobs even 9-5?

[abstract wagon]

interning you can just take time off

[low epoch]

I can manage 4 classes and application season alright

[sinful tinsel]

Did anyone here back from twitter yet?

[obtuse otter]

if its hourly like do u actually put ur times in

[restive falcon]

i mean how much time can u take off for multiple onsites

[pulsar shadow]

996 😎

[obtuse otter]

or do u work like 3am-9am and actually put 9am-5pm in

[tacit halo]

For full time, I know what we all want

[abstract wagon]

na i put my times

[loud hollow]

hi bewS

[tacit halo]

And there’s a reason we grind so hard

[loud hollow]

hi bread*

i got too nervous

[restive falcon]

hi ...

[obtuse otter]

damn so if u work 20 hours u just take the L?

[pulsar shadow]

hi bread

[restive falcon]

hi boba tea

[tacit halo]

Doesn’t everyone here want quant?

[abstract wagon]

well yeah but i always work 40

[pliant hawk]

do companies ever like not give hrs during internship

[restive falcon]

no some ppl think quant is boring

[tacit halo]

And that’s why u work 90 hours a week

[low epoch]

Wait so can anyone answer, is internship while doing job hunt viable

[restive falcon]

yes

[tacit halo]

How many companies even pay hourly?

[still gazelle]

well u probably wont be allowed to get one

[abstract wagon]

@obtuse otter example when i interview is 9-12 2-6

[tacit halo]

Do they actually pay hourly?

[still gazelle]

usually they dont hire grads

[tacit halo]

Or r u just calculating hours?

Don’t they just pay by the month?

[low epoch]

I mean i have 2 semesters left so i’d take off the fall semester to intern, do one more and grad

[tacit halo]

Then couldn’t someone purposely stay more hours just to get paid more?

So u can work 80 hours a week if u want?

And make more

[still gazelle]

thatd work. but if u get a bachelors and try to intern, theyll be like 😠

[abstract wagon]

u need manager approval

^^

[tacit halo]

Will they usually give it to u?

[abstract wagon]

80 hrs? no tf

[tacit halo]

That’s common in ib

[pliant hawk]

they losing so much money lmao

[restive falcon]

i feel like everybody and their mom doing like a shit ton of internships now

[thick ridge]

online school bad

[tacit halo]

So, they’ll still pay u for an unproductive hour?

[low epoch]

I think two internships is goldilocks

[tacit halo]

If they pay hourly

[low epoch]

Personally

[still gazelle]

your work is not valuable enough to even pay the base wage alex

[abstract wagon]

hey dont bring my mom into this bread, not cool

[tacit halo]

2 at 20 hours a week

That’s what I do with startups

It’s not an awful idea

[pliant hawk]

when u start internship hunting as a junior to find out freshmen BEEN doing it

[low epoch]

Feels like even chads who get one top tier internship are gunnin for more

[tacit halo]

?

[low epoch]

Unless u are convinced u want the return offer

[unreal anchor]

yea. i found out late i wanted to do tech so it lowkey set me back a bit

[tacit halo]

In the end it really doesn’t matter

[abstract wagon]

im just doing 3-4

[still gazelle]

interns lose money for the company bro

[tacit halo]

A few years out of school well all be in the same boat

[still gazelle]

they literally dont want you more than 40 hrs/week

u dont do anything

[tacit halo]

100% true

[pliant hawk]

if i get return offer from my internship this summer, ima chill my senior year

[low epoch]

Yeah but i want my boat to have amenities

Alex

[abstract wagon]

wait not true

i output as much as my full time coworkers

[tacit halo]

No company wants to take u unless they’re relatively confident you’ll convert to full time

[abstract wagon]

i just dont have much say in technical discussions

[still gazelle]

maybe cuz ur a beast

[tacit halo]

All interns are a loss of money

[still gazelle]

but they dont expect much from u as an intern

[tacit halo]

Doesn’t matter who you are

[pliant hawk]

arent interns for company to invest in for a greater return

[still gazelle]

^

[low epoch]

All humans are waste of oxygen

[tacit halo]

Intern programs exist so companies can find the best full time talent

[abstract wagon]

how are you a waste of money if u get the same number of story points done

[tacit halo]

They have to train you

[abstract wagon]

they rly dont

[tacit halo]

The salary is probably more than the value you’re putting in

[abstract wagon]

i just read documentation

have u even interned before

[terse torrent]

LMAO

[low epoch]

Bro do u even lift

[terse torrent]

They can choose to train u but they don't have to

[real nacelle]

yes😈

[tacit halo]

Let’s say your manager makes $200 an hour. If he has to spend 5 minutes with you, that costs the company $25

[pliant hawk]

what do interns do

200 an HR??

[abstract wagon]

i worked on stories personally

[tacit halo]

Government agency and startups

[tacit halo]

For a manager

[still gazelle]

u worked on stories?

sc stories?

[abstract wagon]

na like

tasks

[terse torrent]

[tacit halo]

I’m assuming 400k is standard for a manager at faaang

[still gazelle]

LMAo

[tacit halo]

?

[loud hollow]

[thick ridge]

stories in jira

[abstract wagon]

^

[tacit halo]

But that’s the reason why companies hate freshman and sophomores

[restive falcon]

yo

[tacit halo]

Low chance of converting

[pulsar shadow]

yo

[low epoch]

yo

[abstract wagon]

yo

[restive falcon]

in my last internship i caused two sev3s 💅

[loud hollow]

stories in msft azure

[restive falcon]

#impactful work

[tacit halo]

?

[abstract wagon]

#breadboard

[pliant hawk]

im too dumb to understand what u caused

[sinful tinsel]

Don’t you need a ms degree to be a quant?

[tacit halo]

In most cases yes

Even a PhD

[sinful tinsel]

Ah ic

[tacit halo]

If ur talking about quantitative research

[restive falcon]

kind of like this

[sinful tinsel]

Nah quantitative analyst

[abstract wagon]

nice job bread

prettty smart

[terse torrent]

Man I think I'd rather hire me to be an intern I'm not a really good student i burnt 2 resistors in a lab once

[restive falcon]

ya got top performer return offer for that 👍

[low epoch]

technically thanos is right about new grads being riskier investment

but cost of investment is different

[tacit halo]

They’re mostly the same

[abstract wagon]

what a legend

[low epoch]

opportunity cost vs real cost

[tacit halo]

For causing an incident?

[restive falcon]

interns do real work 💅

[tacit halo]

What happened?

[abstract wagon]

@restive falcon tbf though like sevs happen

[real nacelle]

i mean straight up if you can even cause a sev, that’s means you are doing real things

[restive falcon]

well not for that specifically but i was doing real work

[thick ridge]

bread u shoulda fixed snap map it sucks ass now

[abstract wagon]

i think bread worked on thatupdate

jk

[loud hollow]

did you take the return

[low epoch]

i mean the most reliable employees are those who mess up cuz u know the fear of god is in them now

[tacit halo]

A sev is a major issue regardless

Look, employees mess up

It’s understandable

[real nacelle]

i’d never make a mistake 🙂

[abstract wagon]

my brain cells

[still gazelle]

im worried at my first internship im gonna fuck up the codebase by doing stupid shit with git

[abstract wagon]

just revert it

[restive falcon]

unless u fuck up HARD its super reversible

[low epoch]

git is black magic

[pliant hawk]

o yea git is a thing

[tacit halo]

What about a sev1

[low epoch]

i guess just watch out for rebase and merge stuff

[abstract wagon]

how tf do u even manage a sev1

[tacit halo]

A data breach is irreversible

[abstract wagon]

lmfaooooo

[tacit halo]

Negligence?

[still gazelle]

naw bro thats talent

[low epoch]

i messed up my boss's coffee at work

will i get fired

[abstract wagon]

theres like precautionary measures

[pliant hawk]

rip return offer

[abstract wagon]

to make sure u dont fuck up hard

as long as youre not actually a nut

[still gazelle]

imagine a facebook spy going into twitter as an intern to shut them down from the inside. would yall watch that movie?

[abstract wagon]

absolutely

[tacit halo]

I still feel like on average, interns are a loss of money

[low epoch]

yeah i would 100

corporate espionage is hype

[tacit halo]

A company has no reason to take an intern unless there’s a reasonable chance they’ll convert to full time

[abstract wagon]

a lot of interns are doing real work

[pliant hawk]

idc if interns are loss of money, we getting paid

[abstract wagon]

lightening the load on the teams

[tacit halo]

What percent of interns usually return?

[abstract wagon]

idk im not returning l0l

[tacit halo]

Because you’ll deliver more value as a full time employee

[abstract wagon]

told my manager and he said w/e

[tacit halo]

If u return, they don’t have to train u and you’ll be more familiar with the company

[still gazelle]

ur too good for em boo

[stiff vessel]

full time recruiting is super expensive for companies

[tacit halo]

So in the long run, it’s a win

Allows them to find the best performers easily

[abstract wagon]

na i just dont like working at the same place

[tacit halo]

That’s the purpose of intern programs

If you don’t return, you’re a loss of money

[low epoch]

how much of this do u think is flying people out lol

[tacit halo]

But that’s expected

[stiff vessel]

a minority portion

the majority portion is definitely employees time

[pliant hawk]

im not even interning at a big comapy but f they return offer me and the pay is decent ima take it and enjoy my year of no leetcode

[stiff vessel]

and theres a lot more approval fte hires need

[tacit halo]

I heard somewhere that it costs a tech company like 60k to hire a full time employee

Not sure what the exact number is

But I think I read that somewhere

With intern programs, they can find top talent more easily

[low epoch]

"it costs tech companies 60k to hire full time"

• abraham lincoln

[tacit halo]

And in the long run, it’s a win for the company

It’s worth it tho

[still gazelle]

if i was a small company

i would only take jr interns

[tacit halo]

A google employee probably generates at least $1M worth of value every year

[tacit halo]

What about big companies?

They’re still losing money if interns don’t return

If 50% return, it’s good enough

[still gazelle]

big companies can actually afford it

[pliant hawk]

better make the internship fun then

[tacit halo]

If 0 interns return, it’s still a problem

[abstract wagon]

if hq dont have a slide, i dont want it

[tacit halo]

They probably aim for like a 50% return rate

[still gazelle]

yeah but why wouldnt most of em

[terse torrent]

[still gazelle]

ull get paid 180k outta college with great benefits

[tacit halo]

I think we calculated that Microsoft spends $50M on interns every year

[pliant hawk]

what does this mean LOL

[abstract wagon]

google slide

[tacit halo]

That’s a huge amount of money

[abstract wagon]

they got a ball pit too

[terse torrent]

50% is optimistic

[tacit halo]

If no interns return, that’s a huge loss to them

[terse torrent]

1 person interned

[tacit halo]

They can’t just afford to lose $50M

[terse torrent]

And returned

At my work

There was ~12

Of us

[tacit halo]

At a large company that’s what it should be

[still gazelle]

where lol

[abstract wagon]

was that 1 u

[terse torrent]

Bank

No

[still gazelle]

no wonder

[terse torrent]

It was someone else

[abstract wagon]

[still gazelle]

bank

[low epoch]

it was a bank?

[terse torrent]

They went from 3k macbooks

[abstract wagon]

making bank

[tacit halo]

Well, offering high intern pay isn’t the solution to getting more ft

[terse torrent]

To 1.5k windowz

The next yr

[low epoch]

wow

[terse torrent]

Probably bcuz of that

[pliant hawk]

LMAO

[terse torrent]

🤣

[low epoch]

losers

[tacit halo]

They’ll just see the full time pay and not return

[terse torrent]

I'm sorry future interns

[low epoch]

i only accept diamonds and macbooks

[tacit halo]

How many capital one employees actually return?

[abstract wagon]

all of them because they cant find other jobs

100% jk

[tacit halo]

I don’t think high intern pay is the best way to attract full time

[low epoch]

why do they call it capital 1

[tacit halo]

They’ll just see that the full time is lower and not return

[low epoch]

if there no such thing as lowercase 1

[tacit halo]

What about a company like Microsoft?

[abstract wagon]

because they wanted u to think about that

[tacit halo]

What percent of interns return?

[terse torrent]

No1 capper

[tacit halo]

Microsoft can’t just afford to lose $50M on interns every year

[abstract wagon]

should i take incoming intern of linkedin if i am still interviewing? i last min found out im still interviewing

[low epoch]

yes

take off

[abstract wagon]

yes tf

[terse torrent]

Take it off?

Ye

[low epoch]

specifically u should put

[tacit halo]

Yes

[low epoch]

"not incoming intern"

just to be safe

[abstract wagon]

wait bro who u interviewing with that ud want over linkedin

[terse torrent]

Google

Maybe

👀

[low epoch]

[abstract wagon]

id take linkedin over google if not c++

no cap

[low epoch]

no cap1

[tacit halo]

Is LinkedIn still hiring?

[terse torrent]

I hope linkedin won't rescind this yr

Last yr they rescinded some ux i think

[abstract wagon]

are you going there ?

[terse torrent]

No

Not even oa

Just ghost

[abstract wagon]

my bad

[terse torrent]

It's ok every company does that

[abstract wagon]

when i make my startup ill give you oa

[terse torrent]

How abt offer

[pliant hawk]

pls make it 2 sum

[abstract wagon]

its going to be similar to

word break 2

[still gazelle]

word break 1 is easy

i havent tried work break 2 tho

[abstract wagon]

its not that bad

[terse torrent]

I only did word break 1

[tacit halo]

@abstract wagon do u actually plan on doing a startup?

[still gazelle]

god dammit

[tacit halo]

If u really wanted to u could start now

[low epoch]

linkedin and there was another company that rescinded a ton

i think honeywell

tbh if u do that, it's a hard reputation to shake

[thick ridge]

didnt lyft drop hella interns

[low epoch]

with good reason

[terse torrent]

Yeah

[low epoch]

yeah all those companies should be put on a list here

no cap

[abstract wagon]

airbnb

[tacit halo]

Ironically I think tech companies are less likely to rescind this year

[terse torrent]

There is one in the

I think

[tacit halo]

Look at tech stocks

[terse torrent]

Idk where

[tacit halo]

These companies are swimming in money

[low epoch]

with like a bot that auto-responds with warning to a process offer
sounds drastic but i believe people should know

[tacit halo]

Intern salaries are only higher than they were two years ago

[terse torrent]

Yeah linkedin sketch cuz of that but I would still take it

[abstract wagon]

there was a list on cscq i think

[terse torrent]

[low epoch]

yeah that's fine i would too lol

[terse torrent]

The ppl that have 10 faang unicorn offers wouldn't

And that makes more room for me (?)

[abstract wagon]

me too

[low epoch]

same bro

[tacit halo]

LinkedIn made more in 2020 than they did in 2018

[abstract wagon]

are we moving to pikachu or staying kirby

[tacit halo]

So they’re doing well

[terse torrent]

Pikachu is amazing

[low epoch]

no thunderstone yet so we can't evolve

can't afford it

[tacit halo]

Companies have literally no reason to rescind

[terse torrent]

Hm

[abstract wagon]

pikachu > raichu

[terse torrent]

Lyft and uber kek

[tacit halo]

At the time, we thought the economic impact would be bad

[terse torrent]

Pichu is cute too

[tacit halo]

Definitely not the case

Lyft has always been dead

[cyan valley]

@earnest musk

[loud hollow]

someone got dropped by airbnb a month before start date and still got snap

built different

[low epoch]

[tacit halo]

Airbnb is an exception

They’re gonna suffer

[terse torrent]

Lmao ik of someone who got samsung cancelled

Got apple

[cyan valley]

LOL

[abstract wagon]

someone else got bloomberg lol after getting dropped by bnb

[terse torrent]

Turned around ez faang

[tacit halo]

Amazon is doing well

[abstract wagon]

samsung is op too

[earnest musk]

who pinged

[low epoch]

damn imagine top tier internships lined up like that

[tacit halo]

Look at amazon

[terse torrent]

Yea

[cyan valley]

I did check dm

[abstract wagon]

i feel like the people going to these places can get offers easily

[tacit halo]

They’re doing better than ever

[abstract wagon]

companies r their lapdogs

[tacit halo]

Is Lyft hiring less this year?

[terse torrent]

Yeah I think if ur in a big n it's really ez to transition

[tacit halo]

Are they still suffering?

[terse torrent]

If ur on top of lc

[tacit halo]

After a certain point it doesn’t really matter

Just pass interviews and ur fine

No need to be top of the top

In competitive programming

[terse torrent]

Passing means doing the question

[tacit halo]

Put ur efforts elsewhere

[abstract wagon]

just pass interviews

[terse torrent]

And not failing a dp qn

Or a graph one

[loud raft]

then fails system design interview lol

[tacit halo]

U don’t need to be ioi to pass faang interviews

[terse torrent]

If ur google and fail a medium ur probably still not getting hired lol

[abstract wagon]

no one suggested u to be ioi

[terse torrent]

On top of lc is not ioi

IOI is for hs

[tacit halo]

Nah if u have google on ur resume it’s probably fine

[terse torrent]

It's iCpc now bruh

[tacit halo]

Ur not expected to solve every medium

[abstract wagon]

im gonna be honest

i bet 80% of you cant make icpc

even if you tried

[terse torrent]

Yep

I agree

My self included

[abstract wagon]

u dont need to be that good

[barren night]

Yeah i’m not that smart lol

[tacit halo]

We’d need to put in like 500 hours

[cyan valley]

If u have google on ur resume u prob can pass mediums lets be real.

[terse torrent]

iCpc is relative

[loud raft]

what is that

[terse torrent]

Yes

[abstract wagon]

no shit LOL

[tacit halo]

Not every medium

[cyan valley]

Most* mediums

Else u wouldn't have got in, in the first place

[terse torrent]

Ya if ur not having a bad idea ur fine

Bad day

[cyan valley]

Unless u have lot of prev exp

[abstract wagon]

if ur a google intern/new grad and cant do 90% of meds u really dont belong

[terse torrent]

Sleep is important

[tacit halo]

I mean 100% of mediums

[terse torrent]

[cyan valley]

I can do easys 👼

[terse torrent]

I can't

[cyan valley]

citadel here I come

[terse torrent]

I'm just practicing mediums

[cyan valley]

Get that occasional hard in there

[terse torrent]

I haven't done too many easys recently so I would prob screw an easy one up

Some hards

Just aren't

Hard

Some are super hardd

[cyan valley]

Whichi

Oh yeah

[abstract wagon]

just do meds

[cyan valley]

Impossible

[terse torrent]

Trapping rain water 2 vs lru cache

[abstract wagon]

i think the med -> hard transition will happen when u do enough meds

ull just feel like u arent being challenged enough

[unreal anchor]

will never make google

[abstract wagon]

at least ime

[terse torrent]

Probably I'm not there yet

After blind 75 do i just do all of fb tagged lmao

300 of them

[cobalt raven]

whats a graph dp

[abstract wagon]

id say do stuff by topic

[cobalt raven]

i dont think ive ever done one

can someone give me a sample problem

[terse torrent]

Yeah probably

[abstract wagon]

uhhh

[loud raft]

twosum

[abstract wagon]

jump game 5 probably

or one of those

frog game

[terse torrent]

I only did jump game 1

[loud raft]

fizzbuzz graph dp

[terse torrent]

[cobalt raven]

dang i don't think i can do twosum and fizzbuzz lol

[low epoch]

if u cant join google

be google

[abstract wagon]

theres also like those matrix graph dp problems

cant think of a good one off the top of my head

[tacit halo]

What about hards?

Will any company ask hards?

[stone tiger]

If my recruiter emphasized that the intern position is a direct pipeline to full time, do you guys think its appropriate to ask ab new grad pay?

[abstract wagon]

yeah why not

[low epoch]

yeah no harm

[abstract wagon]

just be polite abt it

[cobalt raven]

i see i see yall are always talking about "graph dp problems" so i thought there'd be something more specific

[low epoch]

but the great oracle levels.fyi is better

[tacit halo]

Why don’t companies just publish salary data?

It’s a problem

[abstract wagon]

@cobalt raven cmon man i just gave u 3 problems

[stone tiger]

I couldnt find any stats on levels for the office id be based in

😦

[low epoch]

ask anyways

[tacit halo]

The salary should be directly on the job posting

[cobalt raven]

fizzbuzz and 2sum??

wait

mb LOL

owen's messages distracted me

[abstract wagon]

trolling

[low epoch]

never listen to dog pfp's

always trolls

[cobalt raven]

LOL

[tacit halo]

Why don’t they just post the salary on the job posting?

[low epoch]

listen to kirbs

[tacit halo]

Or at least a range?

[abstract wagon]

kirbys good doggos bad

[tacit halo]

This lack of transparency is frustrating

[low epoch]

alex ur a businessperson
u should know why they do that lol

[tacit halo]

Some companies do

I don’t think it’s a bad thing

[pliant hawk]

is return offer pay higher than intern pay?

like usually

[abstract wagon]

usually ya

[cobalt raven]

tyler1 >>>> tho

[abstract wagon]

unless ur a bank

then close tovthe same

[cobalt raven]

@unreal anchor best pic

i, once too, was tyler1

however doggos took over

[pliant hawk]

another ques, if its hourly for intern would they keep it hrly for return offer or salary? or is it up to company

[abstract wagon]

return offer is usualy salaried

[stone tiger]

usually its salaried

[low epoch]

[pliant hawk]

[abstract wagon]

who was the first doggo

why is everyone doggos

[tacit halo]

Honestly, it makes sense to pay ur employees a little bit more to keep them happy

Companies don’t need to be cheap

[low epoch]

google:
datadoge:

[abstract wagon]

id take google over datadoge ANY day

personal opinion doe

&also stuff i like working with

[thick ridge]

id take albertsons over google any day

[abstract wagon]

wtf is albertsons

[loud hollow]

id take alphabet over google any day

[thick ridge]

albertsons >>> jane street btw

[abstract wagon]

we should make our own company

call it kirbys and dogs

itll cause confusion like c1

[loud raft]

hahahahahahahaha

[low epoch]

albertsons is a leader in the supply chain industry, a tech focused champion of innovation on the cutting edge that hires only the brightest talents to change the world
join us

[tacit halo]

Albertsons actually has some hype

[cobalt raven]

owen the first doggo :3

[loud raft]

[cobalt raven]

it had to match the name

[tacit halo]

They’re desperate to higher data science people

And they’re willing to pay market rate

[low epoch]

owen pls accept my gracious thanks

[nova knoll]

Leader in supply chain

Walmart and Amazon enter conversation 🤣

[low epoch]

hail prince owen

[loud raft]

why @low epoch

[tacit halo]

Walmart labs pays well

[cobalt raven]

o7

but why

[tacit halo]

Walmart has a whole tech department

A whole research department

[cobalt raven]

do u have access to edit emotes for the channels these are from?

i'll remove the white bg for u

[tacit halo]

Walmart pays that well

[loud raft]

@cobalt raven photoshop master

[tacit halo]

Wait someone got $289 an hour???

[abstract wagon]

walmart labs is good no ones debating that

[low epoch]

uhh i uploaded those pics to a server yeah

[abstract wagon]

bangalore though

[low epoch]

personal server

[nova knoll]

In Bangalore money probs

[abstract wagon]

u sure it isnt 289 rupees

[cobalt raven]

like a 2 second task bc there's no whites inside the pic 😛

[loud raft]

cheems gambit

[tacit halo]

Oh bangalore

[low epoch]

wait but i can't let u into my server

no doges allowed