#2021_summer
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man
TARGET GOING BACK ON UR HEAD
man UT hoed me
(jumps in heli)
jk i get ur point tho
ut austin not T5 but it is good
its quite weak in theory sadly
T5 matters less than you probably think
go to LAC it's all theory š
algorithmic theory
i go to a&m and i take much less theoretical classes than yall
oh no i mean for like quant
UT is S tier in systems and close to S tier in ML
ik it is not end all for like swe
but i feel like most interns i see @ quant are T5/really good CS program
yup
1st sem
damn
when do normal people take it
2nd semester
damn
u have to reapply for cs here
i have to take it 4th sem
Holy shit heās back
and i cant take it earlier
What a legend
because u have to take cs1/cs2
u got it worse
my state college would have made me take it then oops
deadass
Yeah, I kinda agree with this
here, i can bitch to my advisors and theyll give me a spot
like non trivial chance i wont get into any cs courses next year
i punch the wall every day thinking about it
I bitched to advisors at state college before entering
how could it possibly be our cs major is so small but still we can't get into courses
Would u say schools like ut Austin Turing are arguably as good as ivies when it comes to CS and quant recruiting (excluding other possible benefits of ivies)?
yo should i graduate in 3 years with cs degree, graduate in 4 years with cs + math, or graduate in 4 years with cs degree + co ops. for quant
Do quant firms actively recruit their?
top of the top will be just as good I think
graduate in 4 bc more internships
but the average person at UT Austin Turing will never get past resume in quant sadly
in my mind as long as u go to a reputable school if ur smart u can make quant
while the average person at MIT (who is probably not as good)
like if u get OA first
will get the interview
Who does then? Top 10%?
At UT Austin
and turing is like what top 10-15% of cs students there?
Honestly pretty substantial tho
50 people
so basically 2-3% could get quant.
IDK total # in CS

So, top 20% is basically mit quality?
no thats not what he said lol
50 a year?
wow 3% are turing a year.
Honestly, Iāve met plenty of people from schools like it Austin that are far more impressive than a lot of mit students I know
so 0.6% of people at UT CS could get quant
probably more than that
my understanding of what he said is that 20% of turing is able to overcome the resume downside of not going to MIT and still get quant interviews
I'm conservatively estimating
i see
yes
School name really doesnāt say that much
being in the same state as quant fund is a cheatcode
I would near kill to take grad classes at MIT as undergrad
lmao
uconn is a feeder to bridgewater 
lol people at top schools have a much easier time tho
b/c some of the coolest classes I have left
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Well, some people have actually said that quant funds are more lenient than faang in terms of resume screens
have better equivalents there
Less rng
must be nice
uchicago is holy grail for quant firms tho not uiuc
But interviews are a different story
uchicago cs sucks
@tacit halo yeah I rarely get RNG rejected
yeah
uiuc cs >>>>
uc hicago <<
i was gonna say isnt uchicago cs kinda bad
I've been resume rejected from every FAANG I applied to this year
man
what the fuck
why dont companies care about quality of education š
NO SHOT
no, uchicago is pretty sus for cs. i had a friend do a master's there and he said it was easier than his undergrad
how in the world pupper
im lowering the target i feel bad for u
my friends were meming the shit outta me š
Then again, plenty of ppl without target/faang/icpc get past the resume screen
how tf you are resume reject from faang
ur way overqualified lol
if ur tryna get int oquant, u should probably do a masters in stats/math instead of cs
Would u say quant firms are generally more willing to interview ppl than faang as long as ur okay on paper?
bro got yield protected from faang 
Like I heard akuna interviews pretty much everyone
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Akuna is very lenient
because they are DESPERATE
for new talent
they have major growing pains rn
I donāt think most quant firms are that lenient with resume screens ngl
esp in their QR area
ILL
Akuna, maybe
INI
SAY LESS
Jane Street is probably far less lenient
Do quant places resume screen after oa? Because it seems like they send oa auto a lot of the time
will akuna be okay with my 3.6 gpa
On the other hand, I donāt think their interviews are that ridiculous once you pass the resume screen too
yes
Probably
LETS GOOOOO
nonzero chance
Hard cutoff is honestly like a 3.0
only appying to akuna next year
you get past
(For swe)
its akuna bro its not citadel
But thatās the hard cutoff
Bruh js resume is fucked
I have beef with Citadel lol
whty
js told me they won't interview freshman this year but so many of my freshman friends got interviews
their recruiter memes me
People with 3.9 at target with unicorns get resume rejected
my heart hurts
lmaoo
Ppl lie about grad date all the time
Not advocating for it
JS is pretty RNG
But itās not rare
bro uve advocated for it
Only if u have enough credits
normally good at predicting my interview results
they said they won't interview students in theirr first year
not just freshman
Like I essentially have senior standing on paper
yeah true
credits don't matter if that's what you're saying gives you senior standing
nice flex
It was cuz I came in with a bunch of AP credits
Not saying I even did well on AP exams
what if all those credits are applicable
Once you have 40+ credits it doesn't really matter
senior standing gang š
I came in with 92 credits.
tf
Wtf
90 is sophomore standing
AP exams were literally like 8 credits each
or smthn
????
Oh
I came in with more credits than Iāve earned in the past year and a half
1 credit here == 3/4 credits at another school == 6/8 quarter system
what school
thats absolutely insane
135 credits to graduate
University of California San Diego
180
135 to be considered a senior, 180 to graduate
Whats a typical credit load in the quarter system for one quarter
bro thats like 6 courses a year
was a bit nervous lol
Iāve earned 68 credits here since I started in fall 2019
(assuming 8 per course)
A course is usually worth 4 credits
wait is it 8 or 6 alex
4
oh
Per course
which one are u doing rn?
And itās typical to take 16 per quarter
Which what?
o shittt
oops
Are the ds/algo in the ctci book enough for learning coding interviews, or no? Would I still have to learn more on my own?
i forgot to tag
wtf a course is usually 3 credits here
So yeah, most ppl graduate with around 192 or so
@narrow patrol bro
180 is just the minimum standard
u deleted ur message when i tagged u LOL
dmm
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ic
But even then, Iām honestly just taking a lighter schedule now
Are the ds/algo in the ctci book enough for learning coding interviews, or no? Would I still have to learn more on my own?
@sinful tinsel ya itās fine but Iām also just not a fan of CTCI. Itās old and IMO pretty random and unorganized
Look, I got 3ās on AP history. Was enough to get me out of a lot of requirements
i dont really like the linked list / tree section of ctci
i feel like those are meh
I just feel like the book is meh
random question but does anyone know of a good ML course lol
Itās a random jumble of DS questions
@soft hazel practical or theoretical
random question but does anyone know of a good ML course lol
@soft hazel Andrew Ngās stuff is good
practical
I just did a theory course
Iāll check that out
@soft hazel how different are quant interviews from swe?
more math
Do they ever ask leetcode questions?
What is dp?
What type of math? Like olympiad type or standard probability?
Do they ask competitive math type questions?
https://www.educative.io/courses/grokking-the-coding-interview is this waht ur talking abt @strange wraith
Coding interviews are getting harder every day. A few years back, brushing up on key data structures and going through 50-75 coding interview questions was more than enough prep for an interview. Today, everyone has access to massive sets of coding problems, and they've gotten more difficult to account for that. The process has gotten more compe...
dynamic programming
Yeah thereās a version on Libgen where some dude saved every page
I used that
Goated
ty
am i the only one who had to learn dp many times before it stuck
I think taking a formal Algo course really helps with the intuition
i feel like epi's explanation of lis enlightened my soul
What about preparing for quant/trading interviews?
lcs consolidated
do they have good explanation on DP?
i think for dp my bf first explained it to me, i watched 6006s explanation on dp then i tried some dp on blind 75
Repeated practice also works pretty well for DP
start w fibonacci then 0-1 knapsack
Oh yes
drawing a diagram of the table is good
The classics
Dynamic Programming Tutorial
This is a quick introduction to dynamic programming and how to use it. I'm going to use the Fibonacci sequence as the primary example.
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i think this dudes explanation is good
thats what im doing
I have yet to get a DP question right in an interview
MIT 6.006 Introduction to Algorithms, Fall 2011
View the complete course: http://ocw.mit.edu/6-006F11
Instructor: Erik Demaine
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^also a possible approach
LOL
Wait rly I got like 5 this past season LOL
idk im gonna have to learn it sometime
might as well not flunk every dp interview
i flunked every greedy, graph interview so far
doggo? š®
at least 1/3 of all interviews I've had were graph
or another doggo
send link lol
the original doggo
Boba is gone I thought
yeah boba is gone still
Sadge

he got scared away
LMAO
What happened to him
someone tilted hiim
Okay, can we just stop with all the drama?
Donāt have to be dramatic about everything
And okay, I honestly get kinda triggered when people encourage smoking since it killed my grandparents. Itās nothing on u
only thing i smoke is dick
HAHA I realized you were going for the sus
And I was wondering how you were gonna do that
what happened to boba dog
Can we just not?
I stated above why that conversation made me a bit uneasy
Can we just move on?
all i gotta say is if ur 18 years old and wanna smoke then its ur choice šÆ
lol tf Honeywell just sent me an interview over text
can we stop with the drama it's making me curious and i really don't want to scroll all the way up to read everything...
and im 99% sure i answered the questions it had on my application but w/e
block their email
dont respond
Well are you interning elsewhere this summer or taking the time away
How much do you care about your relationship with the company
Depends on how much u actually care about this company
If you donāt care just ignore
If itās a large company just be honest
Like honestly what are the consequences of reneging on a company u will never work at
Depends on the industry
I have this nice Hawaiian shirt I wear for interviews
its tech tech
Iāve reneged on random startups more times than I can count
I donāt think I ever wore a tie
Has a lot of pineapples on it
I would never renege on a big n
aight im deadass boutta just wear a tshirt
99% I just pulled up in a hoodie
do NOT tell them where ur going
Helps with my interviews
If ur never gonna return, donāt sweat it
Keep your attire casual, the comfier you are the better youāll perform
Wait, canāt they report u to ur career center?
Didnāt someone say thatās amazon reported them to their career center for reneging?
Iāve been reported before
But what could a career center possibly do?
Nothing happened
They just wonāt give a fuck?
always better to email
Iām banned from spring career fair lol
because why make an enemy when you don't need to?
Anyone got the honey well thing?
Wasnāt even going to spring career fair anyways
Yeah
Are they even good to intern at?
However, I do not consider quants a cog in a machine
Iād only be worried if they could potentially blackmail my name
Amazon apparently
yooo same
i just got it
Which is so stupid

That such a large company would actually take the time to contact ur career center
Also, recruiters move around frequently
I donāt think itās extremely rare to get the same recruiter at another company a year later
Theyāre the one reviewing ur resume? Instant reject
Okay. Iāll get myself through these interviews
I did another leetcode last night
Why is reneging such a big deal?
Peoples plans change in life
All the time
And these companies can afford it
cuz usually recruiters get commission for hiring
ur basically taking away money from them
I couldnāt care less about their commission
but they care
in my university someone has reneged on a bigN before and as a result a year or two after that incident microsoft delisted that university as a target school
Arenāt they salaried?
its very unprofessional
Look, big ceos do far worse things
Isnāt it only third party recruiters that get commission?
Or do employed recruiters make their living primarily off of commission
Yeah companies just get annoyed about reneges because thereās work that goes into interviewing, getting an offer approved, scheduling etc
I read somewhere that some recruiters make as much as 10% of the tc of the candidates they place
anyone else get a "self paced interview" for honeywell?
Thatās very substantial
Just ignore it
i did lol i think they started sending it out
its just some very simple questions
i wouldnāt advise just ghosting a company like that, signing a contract isnāt a small deal and comes with consequences
like stuff youād answer on an application not even short answer
So, if a recruiter places a new grad into a 200k job, they get a 20k bonus?
And since they probably handle hundreds of candidates, thatās some serious money
Most internship contracts have an will employment clause where the contract can be terminated for any reason by either party at any time
Thereās no way recruiters make that much
I read that a 10% commission is common
10% is too high
100k even sounds like an overestimate
The 25 year old psych major recruiting for internships probably isnāt making more than like 40-50k
A senior recruiter might make 100k
That wouldnāt surprise me
Its headhunters i think that get paid like that
Recruiters at big tech are actually pretty well paid
recruiters get paid well
32k
cuz they work individually for agency
yeah i've heard recruiters make good money as well
140k is probably recruiting for experienced hires
also is this all you guys ever talk about
thats at google though
honeywells interview is so fucking annoying
sorry I wasn't here the last 2 times š¤£
Iām sure campus recruiters make less
why is there a fake typing bubble
50k sounds reasonable
UCSD?
y i k e s
U know that an income of 100k individually puts u in the top 14% nationally?
I canāt see a recruiter making more than 86% of Americans
i mean recruiting isn't a job to scoff at
are getting interviews at faang level companies easier as a new grad than as an intern?
what else are neurotic young adults going to do
Im sure u need hella qualifications
gotta over analyze everything
I mean u need to think about recruiters at normal F500 companies too
Including campus recruiters?
you need people skills
Not campus
a lot of people don';t have them
y e p
someone else told me the same story
^
Yeah, if ur recruiting for l6, maybe
except they said that microsoft no longer recruits from UCSD
This is kinda true
like was this actually microsoft saying "u are no longer a target school"
But we still send ppl there every year
or speculation
Pure speculation I believe
cause im not going to lie i dont think UCSD was ever a target school š
For Apple it is
For quant, hell no
doesnt ucsd have a rlly nice campus
I guess
any uc has a nice campus
Anyone got a weird Honeywell text message to apply for a internship role?
Okay. But I donāt feel the vibe there
@sinful tusk scam
Iād honestly prefer to be at usc
like they won't come to campus career fairs anymore?
Probably gonna transfer there
where do u go?
San Diego
UCSD
pretty
Should I troll?
The situation I was in was very different when I first entered in fall 2019
and was it rlly the reneger's fault? i feel like someone renegeing won't really cause ur school to get delisted as target
lol
imagine microsoft no longer targetting MIT cause of a renege š
there won't be a recruiter assigned to UCSD, you have to apply like everyone else
u think ur winter is freezing
Itās like 55 degrees right now
LOL?
Thatās freezing
its a clean 20 degrees rn
i think in that case it was because career services didn't punish the reneger
Itās all about perspective
not because he renege'd
Iāve never seen snow before
they did lol, the dept raised hell on that person for it
60-70best
I spent my whole life in California
damn
High 60ās is fine
are utryin to go
bro
bay area
65 degrees is comfortable
or move out
55 is not
Well, night is colder
55 degrees at night is worse
Than 55 degrees in the sun
Iāll take an Uber to go half a mile
To avoid walking in 55 degree weather at night
canada goose š š¤£
Iād say 70 degree weather is ideal
Above 90 is too hot
My parents hate cold
Thatās why they left nyc right before I was born
do u have the email in question?
like im looking on reddit, the person reneged 2 years ago, 1 year after that there was still a ms recruiter
alex did u get an email abt it?
cause ik ur at ucsd too
No email about it
But Microsoft has ghosted me
Wait whatās happening with ucsd and MSFT
In my house?
yh
4 bed, 5.5 baths
3 floors?
Yes
This is La Jolla
$300k will buy u a mansion in Texas
I heard Bay Area is even worse
let me dm you the email
$1-2M median in Bay Area
Our salaries are high for a reason
dont wanna say
If new grads make 200k, then I could see it
U get a degree
U have college loanss to pay
u have taxes
and appartments is ur only option
at the begining
It takes time to buy a house
U rent for 5 or 6 years
thats legit like
And save up
i n s a n e
or just
rent for 4 years
move to texas
live in megamansion
sounds like the wave
Elon is moving to Texas
elon is š
I like Elon
Although my father said that Elon is the next Bernie madoff or something
Idk
Is it bad that I look up to Elon?
Yeah, heās a do-gooder
Who will help us in the future
Some people say that Elon is immature, but I believe that his personality is the reason why Tesla is successful
yeee
Whatās Honeywell guys?
Some consumer electronics company
F500 I think
Theyāre very old
Ipoād in 1984
Make like fans and air purifiers
No idea
wth happened at UCSD
?
honeywell is also involved in defense and other industriees
i hadnt heard of honeywell till now
!salary Honeywell
Unable to locate data on Honeywell
Okay well Iām not interested then
LMAO
They sound kind of boring tbh
they dont need to know
like if you break up with your girlfriend cuz of another girl, ur not gonna tell her that
ok another analogy. if you cancel on a date cuz of another girl. ur not gonna tell her that
u dont get anything from it
I did some digging and this seems to be the sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/UCSD/comments/8bblij/garys_reading_the_email_in_class_rn/
!salary google
This is hilarious lmao
The student was like "what are you gonna do? š"
Okay, so theyāre doing this cuz of one person?
And then the recruiter shows who is boss
I feel like blacklist is an over exaggeration
Thatās just stupid
People renege all the time
When theyāve gotten thousands of good candidates itās really not a big deal
Itās not the schools fault either
Itās the students fault
Drama on steroids
Also the student literally told the recruiter no one has faced negative consequences for reneging in the past
Dumbest thing in the world
Okay, this is a 20 year old
Not enough exposure to the real world
So I feel like that's enough to piss off a recruiter
Yea unfortunately
Another reason to keep your mouth shut and/or give vague reasons for reneging or just lie and say family illness or somethin
if recruiter wants to phone call after the reneging iād probably entertain that too but stick to my story; and yeah even tho msft reserves the right itās logically incoherent to do that and lose out on a pool of talent
but whatever, these are the same companies who have historically neglected URMās and non top schoolers years back so what do they care
Yeah I donāt feel bad at all about reneging on them
These companies are evil
If I was a ucsd student this would infuriate me
Okay thatās an overstatement
as a matter of principle, i find it outrageous
But the cost of a student reneging is literally trivial
That there is a strong ethical burden placed on a student where the power dynamics differential is so huge. Not to mention a mere intern position
These companies are swimming in cash
You hit it on the nail
Why should other students suffer because of one bad apple?
Yeah, I find it much more unethical that the company can ruin the students entire career over and for everyone else at the same school
Yeah, bad apples are everywhere
Are we really gonna pretend that this is super rare?
if microsoft blacklisted your school its very unlikely it was due to one person
Ok but then what the fuck is in the water at ucsd making hordes of kids renege msft specifically?
It must be a grand number
Ok that is fair, the student implied other students had reneged in the past as well
With no consequences
Even if itās 10 people, it really isnāt a reflection of the school
its not like a one time thing either
this student said something stupid to a human in a position of power who then said who knows what to someone with more power
But still, it seems like this one student's behavior pushed them over the fence
oof my interview was kinda tough but the dude was super nice
if theres a demonstrated history of a significant number of students reneging from a certain school then ofc msft would 'blacklist'
the feather that broke the camelās back...maybe
One student shouldnāt have any impact on an entire school
You really wanna know what msft shoulda done then? Give the school a number. Data.
X amount of ppl reneged
āFix your ethics ucsdā
thats because they have incentive to gun for those students
its a business decision
For everyone that reneges, they probably have several great hires
Ethically yes
whether its moral or ethical is another conversation
but from business pov it makes sense
Ok so in terms of what they lose, yeah i agree
they can get those great hires elsewhere, there are plenty of people that want to work at msft
They lose a couple thousand dollars
Nothing except a pool of idk how many people graduate
without having to deal with the reneg risk
U and ur school have a permanent stain
^
Then ucsd fucked up
the only real blacklisting ive seen is like baml blacklisting princeton kids cause 80% of them would reneg
How much does it actually cost a company if someone reneges?
They ghost plenty of perfectly qualified candidates, so itās not like they have a shortage of talent lol
I do not feel bad at all
Did one medium last night
And solved it on my own
Tbh I donāt feel bad for them at all. As someone who comes from a school with literally zero pipelines for any company they should be happy they msft
Stop 
Yeah dawg itās a freaking pipeline that is a privilege
Itās msft, damn good
lol did msft stop going to their career fairs
or did they blacklist all students from that school
cause those are different things
thats honestly hilarious tho LOL
and how many ppl get microsoft from a career fair over just applying online anyway
But like thanos said they aint gonna blacklist mit. Even IF 50% of acceptees renege
That sucks if they blacklist everyone in that school
whenever msft comes to my school they just give info and take a resume drop occassionally
Literally the best company pipeline I have at my school is fucking Acxiom 
@dapper shard what is axiom
Shit data company. Well shit imo
what schoo?
Uca. Uni of central Arkansas
Our Acxiom location has terrible hiring practices, only takes like five interns, and boring work
The most interesting thing they do is Hadoop
And thatās only a branch of their company
5 interns dam
if theres a person who got hired from ucsd at msft they aint blacklisted lol
lol i legit filtered by ucsd and msft and theres pages
is summer recruiting mostly done š¦
no
maybe at bigger companies, but otherwise no not at all
i thought i was gonna get an offer but they said they filled out all the spots today
feels bad
i have heard about students visiting company's offices, how do I get the same opportunity?
try being in not a pandemic first
but usually on-sites are on-site
hence the name on-site
I know a guy who visited trumpās office
What company?
Damn I got my amazon final tomorrow kinda nervous
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It's just so rng
also has anyone actually done or scheduled the docusign interview past OA
it's been a while and i'm not sure if they're still on break or if they forgot about me
not often for intern
top ones ask hard pretty often
Ah
Dang
What makes it hard is that there are a lot of things you have to figure out at once right?
no
if youve never worked with segment trees i doubt u would figure them out during the interview
that kind of hard
specific algorithms
Ah
rip
So you have to exposed to the algorithm used in the questions, if not you canāt figure it out on the spot for the interview
sometimes it's just a specific insight too
if you can't get that insight you're just fucked
At the point its just how many questions you expose yourself to
yea exactly
yeah thats usually all it is
Is lc premium worth getting?
some hards are not that difficult to figure out if you know the trick or have seen the insight/intuition to it beforehand
Or shod I get algoexpert
lc premium yes
if not unless you are kind of big brain you probably won't figure it out in an interview setting in time
get lc premium only for the company tag list
algoexpert only if youre an amateur
Hm ok
braze
rip they only take like 3 interns right?
i'm not sure lol
well i hope you got other things incoming anyways 
rip bawbdmo
should i email my recruiter in the case that like
accidentally
say sike rn
im fr bro
dear god
dude
i play with the tabs too much
i dropped it in my soda and forgot about it
then started drinking it
and i felt it
nearly started crying im fumbling so hard
lmao
if i get hospitalized then i will have net 0 gain on my internship because all of my money and then some will go to paying hospital bills
fuck my life
fuck america
rest in pepperoni
why dont we have free healthcare
man
if i get hospitalized im letting that shit go to collections
not worth i think chances are it fucks me up more
bc it went down clean
so hopefully it comes out clean
you drank a coke tab....?
yeah you can choke when triyng to get it back up - don't do it
bro only my dumbass would do something like this
Well the sooner u do it more likely u can get it out. But if choke risk is real dont do it
true

WHY DO YOU PLAY WITH TABS 
did not know this was a judgement zone
Oh u mean coca cola tab
i did an interview with covid now im bouta do one with internal bleeding
I thought this was some kid slang for cocaine
LETS GOOO šÆ
š
we starting 2021 out risky š
fr tho im scared too LOL
i have never fumbled this hard
yeah i would go to the hospital
Maybe eat a ton of fiber to pop out with a solid dookie?
bro im not made out of money i legit cant
i hate this country
debt or death
im going to hope it treats my body alright
don't fucking die
death
Actually yeah hospital dont sound bad
yeah me too
dude going to the hospital will actually fuck me over
Do u have any doc or medschool friends
its like death or wishing u were dead
my med school friend telling me to wait it out
I mean tbh if theyāre saying no they could be right
id just go
Is ur friend a dumbass
eggs
well his aunt deals with dumbass patients like me all the time and she says they usually make the patient wait it out 90% of the time
praying im in the 90%
Honestly on god u should eat fiber
eggo waffles
MONKAS
bro im scared for you
my brain is fucking with me
If u dont respond by midnight we scared fr
can you just uber to the hospital
Are u alone or got friends around
Dont worry bout covid n shit just go
its legit gonna cost 10k for me to go to the hospital
Potentiall u just wait and no bill
id rather chance it
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have you guys tried protein waffles
whats a coke tab
@obtuse otter what happened?
i think its the think you lift to open the can
R u okay right now?
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like the metal thing on the can @patent sluice
Wanna make sure everything is fine
omg how do you swallow that
i think your stomach acid finna digest it
idk chief
i thought it was slang for cocaine
im okay rn
Internal bleeding is very very very bad
it's not that sharp so you should be fine
thats what im convincing myself with
ive swallowed a bone and stomach acid did its work or like it flowed naturally
just try to relax
my interviewer would like
