2021_summer

[tacit halo]

What’s a good shot?

[simple saffron]

wtf wheres new college of florida?

that list sucks

[tacit halo]

What about ut Austin?

[narrow patrol]

but tbf

>>>>> everything else

[tacit halo]

Can anyone declare CS?

[narrow patrol]

not even close

imo

[tacit halo]

At these schools?

[low epoch]

no at ut austin i think u gotta come in as cs

[tacit halo]

Just do a similar major then

[silk ridge]

good luck transferring

[tacit halo]

Can’t u do something related and still have the benefit of the school?

Like math

[simple saffron]

caltech with a 4.2 rating

how lol

[cyan valley]

No u can't alex

[tacit halo]

Just declare math

[tribal ridge]

They're probably all weighted majors

[still gazelle]

at a&m, u have to reapply for CS after freshman year.

[low epoch]

no way, the cs major is too unieque

[cyan valley]

^

[tacit halo]

Why can’t u just declare math?

[still gazelle]

math != cs

lol

[tacit halo]

And attend the same career fairs

[low epoch]

who wants to hire a mathematician

solve series all day

[tacit halo]

No one cares what ur major is

[low epoch]

i care

cs major only

[narrow patrol]

math/physics major is actually more beneficial

[low epoch]

jk

[tacit halo]

Side projects >>>>>>>>> major

[narrow patrol]

in my experience

[still gazelle]

yeah but id rather learn cs with a cs major

[tacit halo]

Anyone can learn how to program

Just self learn

[narrow patrol]

like, companies will look more favorably on math/physics majors

bc they seek intellectual challenge

imo

[low epoch]

i mean yeah, a LOT of ee/ce/engineers break into swe

[tacit halo]

Experience speaks louder than major

[cyan valley]

Cuz they realize the pay is higher 🤣 @low epoch

[low epoch]

math maybe physics is good

[tacit halo]

Even gpa isn’t too important

U don’t need a 4.0 for any company

[pulsar shadow]

why is it that cs pays higher

[abstract wagon]

not this shit again, good night

[tacit halo]

Typically, I’d say 3.5 is safe

[low epoch]

people love to say gpa doesn't matter but let's be clear

[tacit halo]

For trading, maybe 3.7

[low epoch]

at no name school ur gpa better be good

[dapper shard]

some companies cut off at 3.7

[cyan valley]

bean spitting faxc

[tacit halo]

3.7, not 4.0

[cyan valley]

3.7>

dont get lower

👍

[tacit halo]

Which companies cut off at 3.0?

[narrow patrol]

agree gn lol

[dapper shard]

lmao i am at a 3.4 now and doing just fine

[tacit halo]

*3.7?

[low epoch]

bruh how can u cold email 500 recruiters and ask this

[narrow patrol]

sometime this server just feels like a circlejerk

[dapper shard]

it is 🙂

[tacit halo]

I doubt even trading companies do

Well maybe de Shaw

[pulsar shadow]

it is

[dapper shard]

trading companies do

[abstract wagon]

it's just stupid talk

[narrow patrol]

lmao yea like i feel more tired everytime i come on here

[tacit halo]

For citadel I think it’s 3.5

[dapper shard]

well they care more about math comps and stuff

[low epoch]

the gpa stuff? yeah tbh

[dapper shard]

but still

[narrow patrol]

yeah i used to be really into it but like coming back for a bit im like wtf is this

[tacit halo]

There isn’t that much difference between 3.5 and 3.7

A- vs b+ isn’t huge

[narrow patrol]

ive been off here for like several wks now lol

[dapper shard]

this discord is my socialization until i get back to campus

[tacit halo]

It’s still 88%, which is a perfectly fine grade

[low epoch]

starting tmrw i will never be back

[narrow patrol]

^

[low epoch]

unless u type the word boba

[tacit halo]

No one should hold an 88% class average against u

[dapper shard]

after i finish interview i will probably be taking a break from talking in the server

[pulsar shadow]

people making stuff up and other people belived them because it fits the circlejerk

[dapper shard]

we have nothing else to talk about

[tacit halo]

A 3.5 does not mean that ur getting 25%’s in ur classes

[abstract wagon]

na its just the same topic being ranted about everyday @narrow patrol

[tacit halo]

Shouldn’t even a 3.0 be fine for faang?

[pulsar shadow]

pineapple on pizza?

[low epoch]

yeah lol what were we talkin about before

[silk ridge]

so has anyone taken the amazon final yet or am i the first ?

[low epoch]

this chat was poppin earlier

[unreal anchor]

can we just pin it

so people stop asking

lol

[tacit halo]

Okay, if it’s a 1.3, then yeah, u may have a problem

But not a 3.5

Exactly

My gpa isn’t that much higher than yours

I’m at a 3.53 or something

I’d say the ranges are 3.5-4.0

[tribal ridge]

monkaS

[tacit halo]

3.0-3.4

[pulsar shadow]

gpa only matters if you put it on your resume lol

[abstract wagon]

oh shit you got snap?

[dapper shard]

wait how do i change the color of my name in this server though @thin scroll

[low epoch]

we need a flair for us

[tacit halo]

Not putting it on ur resume could be a rejection tho

[pulsar shadow]

get a role

[tacit halo]

I round my gpa tho

[humble saddle]

there are people with 2.0 gpas at fang

[dapper shard]

^

[tacit halo]

3.55=3.6

[tacit halo]

Exactly

[abstract wagon]

@thin scroll dang im sure ull get somewhere good anyways

[tacit halo]

Google doesn’t even require a college degree anymore

Seriously, there are ppl there without college degrees

[low epoch]

yeah bruh google mad easy, in 2014 u just had to be not black

[tribal ridge]

Standardized testing and grades aren't that great of indicators of workplace performance probably

[pliant hawk]

300 is insane to me man

[silk ridge]

secret weapon

[tribal ridge]

How many ping pong balls in a plane

[tacit halo]

If you’ve proven urself another way, ur degree won’t matter much

[tribal ridge]

^

[low epoch]

how many planes to invert a binary tree

[tribal ridge]

It's all about getting your foot in the door somewhere.

[low epoch]

too late, u all fail

[abstract wagon]

what kind of plane

[tacit halo]

Yeah, what ppl here fail to understand is that it isn’t always a viable option for everyone

[abstract wagon]

id say ~10-20million

[tacit halo]

There are ppl who need to support their families

[dapper shard]

12

[tacit halo]

Is this ur FIRE goal?

[pulsar shadow]

4

[tacit halo]

Ur net worth goal?

[tribal ridge]

Standard issue ping pong balls, inside a Boeing 787-800, Delta airlines model including seats and electronics.

[low epoch]

We have chosen to move forward with another candidate because we are also looking for experienced airplane pilots

[tacit halo]

Is everyone here trying to retire early?

[simple saffron]

im not trying to retire early

[dapper shard]

im retiring by 50

[pulsar shadow]

[tribal ridge]

I wanna buy some land and set up a food forest

[simple saffron]

i feel like id be depressed as shit if i retired

[tardy minnow]

going to retire early off these NIO calls🚀

[low epoch]

lol 5 years ago i was 7 and didn't even have a linkedin

[tacit halo]

U have 30 years then

[low epoch]

now i'm 12 and my linkedin is poppin

[tribal ridge]

Transitioning to actual farming

[tacit halo]

Join a good startup

[abstract wagon]

@tribal ridge yeah imma say somewhere close to 20mil

[tacit halo]

Will accelerate

[abstract wagon]

on the lower side

[dapper shard]

lmao thats funny

[dapper shard]

then i have to actually work

[pliant hawk]

peepo knows whats up

[cobalt raven]

@thin scroll check dm's

[tacit halo]

Seriously, look for the snowflakes

[low epoch]

nah u will be aight

[still gazelle]

thats insane

[low epoch]

come over to play n64 u will be fine as retiree

[simple saffron]

ok bet

[dapper shard]

not looking for snowflakes or nothing

[abstract wagon]

@still gazelle why

[tacit halo]

What units?

[still gazelle]

what age do u wanna retire @abstract wagon

[tacit halo]

10-20 million what?

[dapper shard]

pay me 150k to change some buttons on your website

and let me go home

[still gazelle]

dollars

[tacit halo]

Cost to buy one?

A plane?

[pulsar shadow]

why is this disc so active at night lmao

[still gazelle]

wait

[tacit halo]

It’s much more than that?

[simple saffron]

whats the income threshold for happiness

[abstract wagon]

what no i meant 20mil ping pong balls in a plane

[simple saffron]

75k or something?

[low epoch]

because at night is when the best ideas come

[pulsar shadow]

when during the day time no one talks

[tribal ridge]

Yeah 75k according to studies

[tacit halo]

75k has been proven false

[still gazelle]

its 100k now

[low epoch]

at night no one can see my tears

[simple saffron]

100k in MCOL right?

[tribal ridge]

School and stuff probably

[tacit halo]

75 million vs 75k are very different circumstances

[simple saffron]

so like 170k in sf

[still gazelle]

LMAO fucking alex mislead me with his fatfire comment

[abstract wagon]

LOL

[tribal ridge]

[abstract wagon]

i dont care that much abt money as long as i can live comfortable

[dapper shard]

i need 3413531k TC to be happy

[pulsar shadow]

KEKW

[abstract wagon]

i want to have positive impact on the world

[tacit halo]

So if ur gonna retire at 50 in a nice area, 10 million is a good goal

[abstract wagon]

somehow

[low epoch]

what even is fatfire
what about phatfire

[tacit halo]

3 million is financial security

[dapper shard]

honestly having an impact as a full stack dev seems a little difficult

[low epoch]

i dont wanna talk retirement i'm trynna have a good time NOW

[abstract wagon]

im an EE

[tribal ridge]

"As long as I have enough TC to be considered a god among men by my peers over at Blind, I will be happy"

[abstract wagon]

i can do other stuff

[tacit halo]

Yeah starting a company is the best way

[dapper shard]

you're smarter than us

[simple saffron]

maybe you help found a company

[tacit halo]

Blind called 500k garbage

[dapper shard]

lol then i have to actually work

[pulsar shadow]

I will retire after I accquired all the wealth in the world and abolish money

[dapper shard]

stay off of blind

[low epoch]

Employer: " do you like fullstack?"
me: "a full stack of cash lmao"

[pulsar shadow]

what is blind?

[abstract wagon]

full stack of oreos yuhyuh

[tacit halo]

Tc discussion site

[tribal ridge]

4chan for cs majors

[tacit halo]

Very toxic

[simple saffron]

blind is the worst

[tacit halo]

Who have no life

Minmaxx(tc)

[simple saffron]

their reaction to trump being banned from twitter for effectively inciting violence was so backwards

[dapper shard]

30+ year old engineers that have nothing better to do than post on forums and not go outside

[tacit halo]

That’s all it is

[abstract wagon]

me

im active on blind

[tribal ridge]

idk about nationality

[tacit halo]

I’d doubt it

[abstract wagon]

screw yall

[dapper shard]

go outside

[low epoch]

blind is where 35 year olds go after they've lost all their loved ones due to being so out of touch with reality

[simple saffron]

die doggo

[abstract wagon]

@simple saffron no more emails for u

[tribal ridge]

D:

[cobalt raven]

yall see the news of possible trump support protests at twitter hq??

[simple saffron]

no wait ily

[pulsar shadow]

tech lead moment

[tacit halo]

I wouldn’t be surprised

[cobalt raven]

ya i saw an article earlier

[pulsar shadow]

KEKW

[low epoch]

catch me tweeting outside trump's house instead

[tribal ridge]

I was lurking on TDW, they were talking about Tennessee v2 @ Twitter HQ, it's legitimately frightening

[simple saffron]

cant twitter legally shoot trespassers

[cobalt raven]

https://www.developforgood.org/

[low epoch]

this is why i'm tryna work in texas so we can shoot trespassers

[cobalt raven]

NOPE

[low epoch]

all u mfs not safe

[cobalt raven]

lolol

[tacit halo]

Yeah I’d say most Indian Americans are right wing

[cobalt raven]

they're trying to make a statement

[abstract wagon]

@cobalt raven yea i was gonna contribute when i have free time

[pulsar shadow]

this disc better not turn racist monkaS

[tacit halo]

Indian Americans are like the most liberal group in this country

[simple saffron]

most ppl in tech are just self interested fucks

[low epoch]

i am super curious about this

tech people are neolibs

[simple saffron]

yeah thats probably not true at all

[dapper shard]

most of the world is racist though if we are going to be honest

[cobalt raven]

u would have more time if u stop going on this discord

me2 tho

[abstract wagon]

@cobalt raven im actually outsourcing my account

[tacit halo]

Minorities actually skew the number of democrats in this country

[silk ridge]

true

[dapper shard]

i can't walk outside without going through some type of BS most days

[tacit halo]

Among whites, it’s like 50%

Among Indians it’s like 80%

[low epoch]

peepo come to texas, we are also racist
but at least got good bbq

[simple saffron]

indian americans are 80% democrats?

I find that suuuper hard to believe

[tacit halo]

80% of Indian Americans are democrats according to studies

[tribal ridge]

4 hour workweek andy

[dapper shard]

maybe in DFW they aren't near as racist 🥺

[pulsar shadow]

stop pulling numbers out of nowhere alex

[low epoch]

date their white daughters and they will be bro

[abstract wagon]

@tribal ridge i hired a poor hs student to type my messages

[low epoch]

not even cappin

[abstract wagon]

"unpaid intern"

[tacit halo]

Okay, I read the stats

[low epoch]

i mean prob like 1% of our 13k users here are not liberal

[simple saffron]

also 50% whites being democrats seems impossible

[tacit halo]

72% of Indian Americans votes for Biden

[dapper shard]

i already have done that once and i needed therapy

[tacit halo]

22% votes for Trump

https://carnegieendowment.org/2020/10/14/how-will-indian-americans-vote-results-from-2020-indian-american-attitudes-survey-pub-82929

[simple saffron]

voting for biden != being liberal

[tacit halo]

This is where I found the stats

[dapper shard]

yes

[pulsar shadow]

no

[tacit halo]

Why not?

[abstract wagon]

yeah i think it does

[low epoch]

gpa matters if you're a racist

[dapper shard]

D:

[tribal ridge]

I would argue that this election cycle is an outlier. Some people just don't like Trump.

[pulsar shadow]

if your gpa is under 3.0 then it matters

[tribal ridge]

Biden is not center left wtf

[low epoch]

any center/left/right stuff has to be contextualized we are in america

even canadians

u are in america

[simple saffron]

id like to think that even non liberals will vote for a less bigoted candidate on an odd year

but maybe im wrong. doubt it tho

[tacit halo]

Would they vote for Biden then?

[pulsar shadow]

but otherwise 3.0 === 4.0

[low epoch]

no cap a lot of republicans now hate trump
like for real

[simple saffron]

also a lot of immigrants voted for biden bc of work visa reasons

even though many of them might be right leaning

[pulsar shadow]

shit old habits

[low epoch]

when fellow hispanics are not pro immigration i'm just smh

[dapper shard]

no cap though some political analysts said they are interested in seeing if the republican party will start having even minor talks of splitting to get away from the far right ideology that some of those that support trump have

[low epoch]

lookin at u cubans

[tacit halo]

Well, there’s a substantial number of independents

[low epoch]

that would be the best thing ever, for republicans to fracture

[simple saffron]

the republicans are fracturing and its amazing

[tacit halo]

Something like 30% of ppl, maybe even more are independents

[simple saffron]

cruz is a little bitch

[tribal ridge]

Threat of "socialism" is more effective than immigration I guess. Plus last year hasn't had a lot of news on immigration vs 2019(?) with the caravan and stuff like that

[dapper shard]

aye fr tho cruz actually got bullied by trump and continued to support him. dude a beta

[simple saffron]

mcconnell looks like a scrotum

[tacit halo]

At this point, I feel like trump is the face of the Republican Party

[simple saffron]

im just scared for the younger republicans

[low epoch]

i think ppl will warm up to socialism in 10 years; or just package it with better wording or cushion it with capitalist stuff idk

[simple saffron]

tom cotton is genuinely horrifying

[tribal ridge]

It's gonna be interesting what happens in '24, whether Trump will run or not.

[tacit halo]

If he runs again, he has a pretty good chance of getting the nomination

Although that was before the riots

The riots could change everything

The riots were the breaking point

[low epoch]

nah bro if that $2000 stimmy dont drop u can say goodbype to daddy trump forever

everyone hyping up over WLR album droppin, i was more hyped with my $600 stimmy

[simple saffron]

yeah all his supporters would be dead from covid by then

[unreal anchor]

there's gonna be trump copy cats soon enough

[simple saffron]

ie tom cotton

[low epoch]

introducing the next president of the united states

[simple saffron]

harris might

[tribal ridge]

Biden ain't gonna do shit, neolibs barely change policy

[low epoch]

yeah things will be stable

[simple saffron]

we need aoc in office

[tacit halo]

I don’t like Harris

[low epoch]

AOC's latino aggressiveness lowkey a godsend, we need it in legislature

[simple saffron]

yeah harris is a snake

[tacit halo]

Cuz of how harsh she was as a prosecutor

[simple saffron]

but ill take a snake over a scrotum

[low epoch]

good enough for me lol

[tacit halo]

She was so harsh just cuz they smoked weed

It was a little too much

[tribal ridge]

The war on drugs was a mess

[unreal anchor]

uhhh

[low epoch]

uhhh

[unreal anchor]

hopefully

but republicans really dont like it

[tribal ridge]

Nah they'll probably keep ACA as it is and forget about healthcare lol

[simple saffron]

i mean tbf harris does consider that a stain on her reputation and has gone back on her actions

not great but at least shes moving forward

[low epoch]

it's whatever, her crimes pale in comparison to the average republican of equal stature/position

[tacit halo]

At this point we’re stuck with shitty politicians

[simple saffron]

^

[tacit halo]

Both parties

Good politicians are rare

[unreal anchor]

why are all the politicians so old and out of touch

its wild

[low epoch]

no shit, but i'm taking the party who at least doesn't claim to have god supporting their policies

[unreal anchor]

pelosi is 80 years old

[tacit halo]

U need someone who’s old enough to have wisdom

[simple saffron]

nah you can have sane religious ppl

[tacit halo]

Minimum age to be President is 35

[tribal ridge]

I dunno, I'm hopeful about younger progressives in the dem party.

[simple saffron]

like rev warnock

[edgy dagger]

Because old people vote and young people don't.

[tacit halo]

Do u think ppl under 35 should be President?

[low epoch]

yeah i mean invoking religious rhetoric for policies or an entire party

pro life is supposed to be in alignment with "religious values" huh then why do u support death penalty

stuff like that

[tacit halo]

Yeah it was strange

Death penalty needs to be abolished

Taking someone’s life is just so wrong

[low epoch]

lotta people sus obama is atheist

we will never know

yeah i'm sure he is, which is fine too

[tribal ridge]

I think Biden has been a Catholic his whole life

[edgy dagger]

He's catholic

[low epoch]

honestly if you study history the vast majority of bad regimes had religion entangled in there too

[tribal ridge]

Like religious school growing up and the whole nine yards

[low epoch]

well i'd venture they think they're being genuine

[tacit halo]

Is suspect most politicians don’t believe in god

There’s a difference between being part of a religious community and believing in god

[lucid rampart]

Did u guys know the random shooting in Chicago yesterday? 4 deaths...including a chinese PhD of UniChicago

[low epoch]

many many many many many people believe in god and still do bad things

[tacit halo]

He’s a winner

[low epoch]

what's worse is this country wasn't even intended to be based in religious values

look up treaty of tripoli

[tacit halo]

I’d venture to guess that most politicians are agnostic or something

Just don’t think about it at all

[low epoch]

that's insane, pretty much a cult

not sure if true, i'm too lazy to check

[tacit halo]

I read that something like 7% of ppl in this country are atheist or agnostic

That’s really low

[neon valve]

@thick shore Tried to dm you Joey, but how is the bot pulling its question list? Seems better than going to a company's list and sorting by frequency on leetcode, which randomly sorts low frequency questions near the top and high frequency questions near the bottom sometimes.

[tacit halo]

I’m shocked

[low epoch]

oh it looks like it's his relatives ok

[tacit halo]

Is he Mexican by blood?

[thick shore]

the bot is pulling it thru an api i made

[low epoch]

i was aware of a strange mormon community in mexico but to realize romney is involved somehow lol

[thick shore]

im not sure what else ur asking specifically

[low epoch]

the relatives fled america to mexico

i dont think he does bud

[tacit halo]

It says he was born in Detroit

[neon valve]

When you use the command !problems company with the leetcode bot

[tacit halo]

Do u support Romney?

I think he’s a solid politician?

?

[thick shore]

i think i just made it so it sorts the questions by amount of reports from the last 6 months

[tacit halo]

He’s condemned trump multiple times

Romney is also very rich apparently

He had some type of hedge fund career

[marsh burrow]

andrew yang woulda been best president

[pulsar shadow]

no

[tacit halo]

Peluso is also fucking rich

Well they made there money in industry

Or their spouses did

Or they were born into money

[marsh burrow]

whos the most right democrat?

[tacit halo]

Insider trading is quite easy to catch

[low epoch]

lol i supported yang too but don't necessarily call him best

[tacit halo]

Didn’t u hear about the whole loefflerthing?

[low epoch]

it's too messy to discuss

[tacit halo]

Not for anyone

There’s pretty strict policies

They could go to jail for it

If caught

[edgy dagger]

Joe Manchin from West Virginia.

[tacit halo]

Pelosis husband apparently made his fortune as a hedge fund manager

There’s much more scrutiny now

[neon valve]

Ahhh, so does it go into a company's list (https://leetcode.com/company/microsoft/, like this one), check the tag frequency for each question, then sort?

[tacit halo]

No one noticed it for a long time

So there’s no consequences whatsoever?

Honestly they’re too rich to care

If that’s all

[thick shore]

it doesnt fetch out to that url directly, we maintain our own local data store of problems, but yeah

[pulsar shadow]

@thick shore I would love to read a blog post on how you designed the leetcode bot and the APIs

[still gazelle]

i dont think congressmen should be allowed to trade stocks while in office

[tacit halo]

Yeah with what happened there’s gonna be a lot more scrutiny now

[still gazelle]

they should be allowed to use a hedge fund and etc

[tacit halo]

But the senate was Republican up until now

[tacit halo]

With Democrats it might change

[neon valve]

Thank you

[tacit halo]

To add insult to the injury, many have hedge fund manager spouses

[neon valve]

I second this

[tacit halo]

Like didn’t u here about the whole Dianne Feinstein situation?

Her husband is a billionaire

And she’s been making money off of China

Corrupt stuff

[marsh burrow]

Do yall think software engineering salaries in the US will ever decrease to like around Canada's level?

[tacit halo]

Yeah 95% of the time it won’t be caught

No ones watching

5% of the time is blatantly obvious

And the consequences could be serious

Ppl end up in prison over this

[still gazelle]

actually no. i think we're always gonna get more pay than canada

[tacit halo]

But at a certain level of wealth, u really don’t go to jail

They’re just too rich to go to jail

They have the best lawyers

And it will get dismissed

I who was she?

A senator

It won’t be serious jail time tho

Maybe a few months at most

She spent 5 months in jail

If a poor person commits a less serious crime, it will be much longer

[neon valve]

Last question, the members of this discord update the local datastore right? So the frequency listed to the right of each question is the amount of times cscareers.dev users reported seeing the question?

[tacit halo]

Like the college admissions scandal comes to mind

The ppl involved really only got a few months

[thick shore]

nah strictly leetcode

[tacit halo]

On the other hand, there was a black woman who tried to fake her address to allow her son to go to a better school and she got 5 years in actual jail

[karmic fog]

lloll my friend knew one of those people

[tacit halo]

It’s really fucked up

[karmic fog]

from his high school

the mom had to go to jail and she was freaking out about it

[karmic fog]

oof

that's ufcked

[tacit halo]

The justice system definitely needs major reform

Ppl like Bernie maddoff get life sentences

But he stole all the money

But in general rich ppl don’t go to jail

Real jail

Only resort jail

[karmic fog]

i mean it kinda just depends what u do

u go to resort jail for stealing rich people's money lol

[abstract wagon]

wow hello doggo

[tacit halo]

I mean Martin shkreli is an exception

But he made his money by stealing in the first place

But I’d say it would be very unlikely for trump to go to jail

[restive falcon]

@karmic fog @abstract wagon things are getting out of hand! theres two of them

[tacit halo]

Nice

[abstract wagon]

the great doggo revolution of 2021

[tacit halo]

Yep

[simple jay]

theres only one of me

🥺

[restive falcon]

ok

[tacit halo]

There’s only one of me

I’m the real doggo

[pulsar shadow]

the names on this disc: poggo/doggo, simps, and farmers wtf lol

[restive falcon]

cs majors 🤷‍♀️

[abstract wagon]

join the poggo/doggos

we EAT

[pulsar shadow]

doggo

[simple jay]

ricc

[strange wraith]

i wanted a dog for christmas

instead i got a goldfish

[waxen bobcat]

hi

[simple jay]

i 😭 everytime

[low epoch]

Is ur pfp an anime pikmin

[simple jay]

like 10 times

[restive falcon]

ok

[waxen bobcat]

nop

[low epoch]

Ok

[abstract wagon]

are you guys watching anime rn

[simple jay]

no

[low epoch]

I just finished an ep

[tacit halo]

How did the whole farmer thing start?

[restive falcon]

admin like growing plants

[simple jay]

so someone planted something into the ground

and if u plant enough

[low epoch]

And then a dog grew

[simple jay]

it becomes a farm

[tacit halo]

The seed farmer

[low epoch]

A dog farm

[simple jay]

the people who do it are called farmers

[tacit halo]

Influences another farmer

And it goes viral

[abstract wagon]

i would love a dog farm

[tacit halo]

Am I worthy enough of being a farmer?

[restive falcon]

anyone can farm

[low epoch]

Send me $50 i can make it happen

Convenience and shipping fee

[tacit halo]

@low epoch pitch to me

Give me a reason

[restive falcon]

"sell me a pen"

[low epoch]

Ok remember that time u walked into the kitchen

[karmic fog]

👋

[low epoch]

And forgot why u walked in

[tacit halo]

Sell me a farmer

[low epoch]

That never happens to farmers

[abstract wagon]

@restive falcon ill tell you my ssn write it down

[restive falcon]

i dont want it

👍

[abstract wagon]

i have the krabby patty secret formula

write it down

[restive falcon]

ok

[tacit halo]

Sell me boba

[abstract wagon]

but u dont have a pen

[tacit halo]

The drink

[abstract wagon]

ill sell u one rn breadboard

[restive falcon]

oh

[low epoch]

Ok so u know how asians live forever

It’s because of boba

[strange wraith]

can confirm i was the boba

[low epoch]

Checkmate QED

[restive falcon]

boba (the drink) sux

[tacit halo]

I don’t like the drink

Too chewy

Weird texture

I like the smoothies tho

[low epoch]

Why would u ask me to sell u somethin u dont like

[karmic fog]

people fucking stan boba for no reason

[tacit halo]

Change my mind

That’s how I remain successful

I’m open

[low epoch]

I just told u, it’s because manga artists

They are all very good

[abstract wagon]

boba is good man

[low epoch]

And it’s because they drink boba

[karmic fog]

for this club im in at school every time someone applies they have to write about their hobbies or some shit, i swear 1/3 of applications have a paragraph about boba

[abstract wagon]

boba enthusiast 😎

[tacit halo]

What’s a fucking Stan?

Why do I see all these weird buzzwords?

That I just don’t get

[karmic fog]

like deadass people so boring they define their identity with a mediocre drink

[restive falcon]

liking 👏 boba 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 personality 👏

[tacit halo]

I teach others. That’s why I remain successful

Writing my blog post

[low epoch]

Back in my day kids were all about the horchata. Every culture has their day

[tacit halo]

Where do u go????

[restive falcon]

in december drinking horchata..

[tacit halo]

What explains this?

[karmic fog]

like pakistan, afghanistan, kazakhstan

[tacit halo]

I grew up drinking water

[low epoch]

One day people will trend on ur culture’s drink too like goat milk or somethin idk

[tacit halo]

I don’t drink milk. Don’t enjoy the taste

[restive falcon]

how do you get your calcium

[tacit halo]

I’ve cream

[low epoch]

Which means u dont consume cereal

[abstract wagon]

injection

[tacit halo]

Almond milk

[low epoch]

Which is instant ban

[karmic fog]

eating egg shells

[tacit halo]

Milk cooked in

[karmic fog]

u know how they say it's healthier if u eat the potato skin on

why cant u just do that for eggs

[abstract wagon]

facts

[tacit halo]

Beans

[abstract wagon]

good thinking doggo with no pic

[tacit halo]

I take a supplement every morning

[low epoch]

doggos are so big brain today

[restive falcon]

beans are good

i love beans

and lentils

[tacit halo]

Beans are good

[karmic fog]

oh wtf 1 table spoon of poppy seeds is 13% daily value for calcium

[tacit halo]

Yeah i like lentils, as in daal

[low epoch]

lentils awesome

[karmic fog]

as long as u odnt have a drug test, good strategy

[tacit halo]

Milk isn’t the only way

[low epoch]

Naming my kid lentil if girl

Bean if boy

[tacit halo]

Just don’t get the appeal of milk tea

I enjoy tea

[dapper shard]

leave me alone

[tacit halo]

But without milk

[low epoch]

And if they are non binary they can switch name to legume

Because i’m tolerant

[tacit halo]

I prefer fruity smoothies

[abstract wagon]

naming my kid jane street if girl

[karmic fog]

legume sound like gekyume

[restive falcon]

stop

[karmic fog]

if theyre a boy name them HRT

[abstract wagon]

fax

[low epoch]

HRT sounds like a freaking hormone

[karmic fog]

it is.

hrt = hormone replacement therapy

[abstract wagon]

his name shall be bridgewater

[tacit halo]

Seriously. No one outside this server knows what hrt is

[low epoch]

If their initials aint ucf i dont wanna hear it

[vital elbow]

hrt is known

[karmic fog]

bruh i was really high talking to my trans friend and she mentioned HRT and i asked why she was applying there 🤦‍♂️

[tacit halo]

My father doesn’t know what SIG is

[low epoch]

hrt is a known carcinogen in the state of california

[restive falcon]

[tacit halo]

He says he’s been actively involved with susequenna since the 90s

[vital elbow]

my friend doesn’t know what ligma is

[tacit halo]

These acronyms are so unknown

Anywhere else

[karmic fog]

wut

[abstract wagon]

lig deez nuts

[karmic fog]

everyone calls it SIG

[vital elbow]

sorry I’ll leave

[tacit halo]

He’s 60

[karmic fog]

their logo literally says SIG

[strange wraith]

what's ligma

[tacit halo]

And has been involved with then since like 1993

[karmic fog]

their website is sig.com

[tacit halo]

Before there internet

[low epoch]

Yo pass me a sig

Dont smoke kids

[abstract wagon]

this was pretty good

[tacit halo]

Seriously don’t smoke

[still gazelle]

cigs are fucking awesome

[karmic fog]

i want a cig 😦

[tacit halo]

It’s the worst thing u could do

[low epoch]

cigs make u look cool

[still gazelle]

theyre so fuckin bad for you but theyre fucking amazing

[low epoch]

Until u dead

[tacit halo]

Lung cancer is a real thing

[strange wraith]

cigs are good for your health

[karmic fog]

thank you i love you

[restive falcon]

dont smoke

ty

[tacit halo]

Both of my mothers parents died from smoking

[low epoch]

For real for real tell me what it’s like. x out of 10

[karmic fog]

you really just cant replace cigs

[still gazelle]

my friends clown me for the occasional cig

[tacit halo]

My grandmother had cops and died at 69

She couldn’t quit

It was bad

[still gazelle]

12/10 bro. try it once.

[karmic fog]

i clown my friends for it too

[low epoch]

No

Not even once

Just curius

[still gazelle]

u just feel chill, relaxed

[karmic fog]

cant let them finish it without me

[low epoch]

It killed my dad bro

[still gazelle]

my bad bro

[abstract wagon]

damn

[tacit halo]

My grandfather got lung cancer after quitting like 50 years earlier

[karmic fog]

"yo bro it would be real bad if u finished a cig all on your own share some with me"

[low epoch]

Sry it’s cool we good

[tacit halo]

He was 87 and lived a long life

[low epoch]

I asked a q u answered we good

[tacit halo]

But his death was unexpected

It’s just so bad

[low epoch]

But he smoked like 30 yrs about 1 pack a day

[restive falcon]

smoking aint worth imo its just instant gratification

and for wat

[abstract wagon]

clout

[still gazelle]

my friend gave cigs to a homeless woman instead of money

[tacit halo]

That’s the thing. It’s really hard to quit

Addiction is a thing

[restive falcon]

smoking aint cute either

[tacit halo]

It really needs to be abolished entirely

[low epoch]

I mean if ur homeless a cig staves off hunger

[karmic fog]

u gotta admit when u watching a movie and someone smoking a cig that shit look aesthetic as fuck

[low epoch]

I dont play games with the homeless

[abstract wagon]

just spit water

looks pretty cool too

[low epoch]

It’s true there is a detective in the pokemon games and he looks cool like he smokes when the game is off

[tacit halo]

Homelessness is a fault of the system

[restive falcon]

a cigarette isnt gonna make a cs major look cool

nothing can

[cobalt raven]

ppl associate smoking w masculinity too much so ppl smoke 2 be cool

[karmic fog]

damn

[tacit halo]

In San Francisco it’s a serious problem

[dapper shard]

true

[tacit halo]

I know CS ppl that do it

[abstract wagon]

speak 4 urself

[karmic fog]

ur talking to em

[tacit halo]

I’ve been to some of their parties, accidentally of course

[dapper shard]

CS people are weird tbh

[low epoch]

When has someone drank boba and looked cool

[tacit halo]

I was shocked to see 18 year olds smoke

[low epoch]

Never

[abstract wagon]

wrong

[tacit halo]

They tried to peer pressure me into it

[karmic fog]

nah it's all about efficiency with cigs

[tacit halo]

Luckily I backed off

[karmic fog]

if u get in someones car or their apartment and it smells like cigs something wrong with them

[tacit halo]

Even e cigs are really bad

[cobalt raven]

how do u guys feel when 12 year olds beat u in fortnite

[karmic fog]

but everoyne can enjoy a nice cig every few weeks

[low epoch]

Call their moms

For a date of course

[dapper shard]

not bad tbh. little kids be good asf at video games

[tacit halo]

One a week is still a recipe for lung cancer

Ur shaving decades off ur life

[karmic fog]

lol serious question , you the type of dude who find out classmates smoke weed and freak out?

[dapper shard]

not necessarily

[low epoch]

CS majors and weed

Bread and butter

[tacit halo]

I was just super protected in high school

[abstract wagon]

netflix and chill

[karmic fog]

i saw a study that pack a day smokers when they stop at 30 make a nearly complete recovery

[tacit halo]

I was surprised to see CS majors doing it

[karmic fog]

it's like max 1-2 years shaved off their life

[tacit halo]

I saw kids smoke throughout high school

[karmic fog]

that is literally 140x more cigs than 1 cig a week

[tacit halo]

Wasn’t surprised

[low epoch]

All the high school smokers were idiots when i was in school

Like actual buffoons

[dapper shard]

smoking just increases the likelihood of getting cancer. doesn't shave years off of your life though

[tacit halo]

But it surprised me to see indian CS kids smoking

[abstract wagon]

whats wrong with indian cs kids smoking

[karmic fog]

damn lol maybe we know diff types of indian CS kids

[abstract wagon]

they can be cool too

[tacit halo]

I thought CS kids know better

[karmic fog]

know better than what

their life choices

[tacit halo]

To not be dumb

[karmic fog]

wait we talking about weed or cigs

[dapper shard]

?

[low epoch]

Every race can be cool

[dapper shard]

what are you talking about dude?

[abstract wagon]

to not be dumb is subjective

[tacit halo]

Seeing smart kids smoke

[karmic fog]

smoke what?

[dapper shard]

?

[abstract wagon]

doing weed and juul to u might be dumb

not dumb to everyone

[dapper shard]

^

[tacit halo]

Weed or whatever

[low epoch]

i was stickin to cigs

Not mj

[cobalt raven]

man ur down bad

[abstract wagon]

now that is dumb

[karmic fog]

idgi what's dumb about weed

[abstract wagon]

nothing

[karmic fog]

like who fucking cares lmao

[tacit halo]

In fact, it’s even illegal at their age

[dapper shard]

just sayin stuff

[karmic fog]

who cares if it's ilelgal lmao

hella shit illegal doesnt mean u dont do it

[tacit halo]

They were smoking on campus grounds

[karmic fog]

u ever jay walked before?

[abstract wagon]

yo alex the type to snitch

js

[dapper shard]

ong

[karmic fog]

shiet

[tacit halo]

If caught on campus, they would be expelled

[low epoch]

Put me on the twitter account

[abstract wagon]

lmfaooo

[tacit halo]

No I don’t snitch

I’m not that type

[karmic fog]

bruh everyone knows they do it lmao

nobody cares

[muted leaf]

I remember being careful not to get hit by a car

only to realize suing is a thing

[karmic fog]

cops on our campus walk up to you smoking a joint and theyre like "hey u should put that out" and leave u alone

[tacit halo]

Mainly school administrators

[abstract wagon]

theres like designated zones for you to smoke

[dapper shard]

on god this really how it be

[low epoch]

Who else was friends with high school security guards who let u skip

[tacit halo]

They even force everyone to take a class about why smoking is bad

[abstract wagon]

💯

[karmic fog]

wtf

what kinda school u go to

[low epoch]

School of rock

[abstract wagon]

catholic school probbaly

[muted leaf]

there's security guards?

[tacit halo]

No

[karmic fog]

bruh alex signed up for rehab by accident

[tacit halo]

Uc school

[restive falcon]

relax

[tacit halo]

Look, I’m fine with it

Just surprised

If they want to smoke, fine

[abstract wagon]

[tacit halo]

No ones stopping them

[restive falcon]

everyone has their own life choices and pref

[low epoch]

catholic school kids were the baddest lol

[tacit halo]

I looked it up. Smokers live 10 years less than non smokers

[restive falcon]

no one is gonna convince each other of anything

[tacit halo]

Quitting before 40 reduces chances of dying from something smoking related by 90%

[restive falcon]

if ppl wanna smoke its their choice

[tacit halo]

Is 10 years worth pleasure?

Maybe

Would u rather live to 70 and enjoy urself or live to 90 and be health conscious?

[abstract wagon]

@restive falcon ik im just saying its dumb to call that life choice dumb

[tacit halo]

That’s basically what it does

But it could have adverse affects on the brain as well

Sex is different

[low epoch]

LC has adverse effects on the brain

[restive falcon]

yo relax

lets not try to clown on specific members pls

[tacit halo]

Look I’m not trying to overreact

[still gazelle]

alex rn: 👑

[tacit halo]

I respect ur life decisions

Don’t need to be dramatic about everything

[abstract wagon]

ur statements say otherwise

[restive falcon]

ok lets just agree to disagree here

[still gazelle]

honestly man who cares

[restive falcon]

alex just respect people's life choices

[still gazelle]

can we just stop the discussion

this is 2021_summer

[low epoch]

We were talking bout boba as a personality trait

[tacit halo]

If ppl want to have fun, let them

Boba

[dapper shard]

everyone chill out

and play osu

[tacit halo]

Honestly, this channel is 95% shitpost

5% real stuff

It is what it is

[dapper shard]

D:

[restive falcon]

im gonna make a bot command that reminds ppl that we have #random 🥲

[still gazelle]

yo @restive falcon could u respond to my dm

[tacit halo]

Question mark emoji?

[still gazelle]

if ur comfortable sharing

that is

if not ur good

[restive falcon]

oh wait i dont have any notifications turned on

lemme see

[tacit halo]

I always keep notifications on

[abstract wagon]

im gonna leave

this kid is mad full of shit

gbye

[tacit halo]

Stay

If there’s one thing I don’t do, I don’t give up

Create another random channel

So we can have multiple random conversations at once

[pliant hawk]

wait boba actually left

[muted leaf]

who's boba

oh name change didn't come up quick

[unreal anchor]

what happened

[viral fable]

boba can like, get it 🥵

[dapper shard]

just read above. boba got irritated and left

understandable

[strange wraith]

real talk though

thoughts on twitch removing pogchamp?

[dapper shard]

doesn't really make sense to me tbh

don't think it was necessary. considering other PR moves that they've done in the past aren't like instant and as big as the one they did with pogchamp tbh

[strange wraith]

yeah fax

it was kinda sudden

[tacit halo]

Explain what happened

They removed the emoji?

Honestly, I don’t see how it’s tied to Capitol violence

[muted leaf]

[tacit halo]

Oh now I see

[muted leaf]

its ok in here we got

[tacit halo]

The guy behind it encouraged Capitol violence

The guy whose face it is

The thing is, most ppl won’t know who it is

But I get that these times are now much more sensitive

Political correctness is much more enforced

Honestly, I don’t believe political correctness is the solution

Sometimes it’s better not to draw attention to things

The thing is, u gotta be really careful these days. One person gets offended and it sets off a chain reaction

Don’t get me wrong, Capitol Hill was really bad and it’s not something we can just forget

We need to all figure out a solution together

To keep this country a safe place

And ensure that nothing like this ever happens again

Shortens life expectancy by an average of 10 years

[pliant hawk]

I’m sorry what

[tacit halo]

Nah, let people do what they want to do

[pliant hawk]

Live to 80 vs live to 90

Same diff

How is rhat dumb

[tacit halo]

More like live to 70 vs live to 90

But honestly if u live a good life that’s all that matters

I’m just saying I was more surprised about CS majors doing it than disappointed

Nothing personal

[pliant hawk]

Nerds can’t smoke

[tacit halo]

Honestly this was my mindset

I wasn’t exposed to this stuff a lot

It was a new environment for me

I was just naive

[pliant hawk]

Wait so do you still think that way

[tacit halo]

Honestly, I’m not surprised anymore after learning about how common this is and I really don’t care about what they do

I saw these kids on LinkedIn in high school and they looked like model citizens so I was just a little bit surprised

Not anymore

It’s nothing personal

I get why they do it

[low epoch]

bro also thinks someone looking like a “model” citizen creates some expectation

[pliant hawk]

Wtf is a model citizen

[low epoch]

it’s the clean cut good looking suburban cs kids on linkedin

[pliant hawk]

Isn’t it easy to be that online

[tacit halo]

Look. I grew up extremely insulated, so my experience may be limited

But I do care about broadening my experience

And I actively do

Everybody has different circumstances and these were mine

There’s really no reason to go on about it

[still gazelle]

idk why this is relevant lol

[pliant hawk]

boba left man

[cyan valley]

Does abbott

Have swe / sde

internships?

Its a company

in the midwest?

healthcare tech

[sinful oar]

https://startup.jobs/

[muted leaf]

just surprised how low the number is for internship roles

[cyan valley]

yikes

[muted leaf]

[dapper shard]

some internships will show up under full time though tbh

[muted leaf]

oh

true

the list seems nice tho thanks for the link @ shanice

[still gazelle]

@sinful oar bro u ALWAYS post the best links

[dapper shard]

@sinful oar you need to run my schools internship and job postings tbh lmaoo

[cyan valley]

^^^ lol

[viral fable]

is that different from handshake?

[cyan valley]

handshake

is kinda good

[dapper shard]

my schools handshake is ass

[cyan valley]

i lowkey got a tiktok referal

cuz of it

but other than that

🤣

[dapper shard]

like 95% of the internships we have posted here don't even show up on my schools handshake

[cyan valley]

Well

I got OA for expedia

for it

[viral fable]

ahh i was wondering cuz my school’s “internship and job posting” is just a hyperlink to Handshake lmao

[cyan valley]

^

@muted leaf for what

[marsh meadow]

what happened y'd boba leave

[dapper shard]

long story thats not worth even going over

[muted leaf]

good to see someone up at 4 am

[dapper shard]

i don't sleep

or well, i don't be aslerp for the next four hours probably

even though it is 3:12am here

[muted leaf]

oops assumed timezone

I keep assuming recruiters live in EST too. 🤦

[dapper shard]

most likely it will be

a lot of companies are moving to texas too tho

or building offices in texas anyway

[muted leaf]

are a lot of companies allowing WFH?

[dapper shard]

DFW is still the fastest growing area in the US i believe

and more companies are allowing WFH now yeah

especially in tech

[viral fable]

ya a lot of companies are sticking to WFH post covid cuz they realized they’re still productive

[dapper shard]

ever since reddit announced the standardization of remote pay, some other companies followed suit with that

someone actually sent me a list of places that they are applying to for new grad next season that have remote options for new grad

[muted leaf]

do you mind if I have a glance at that list if you don't mind

[dapper shard]

if i can find it lmao. they sent that to me like three weeks

id have to dig through my dms

[muted leaf]

Sounds like ideal to me because the best way to save money for me is to stay at home instead of paying my own rent atm

[dapper shard]

because i forgot their discord name 🙁

i know stripe is one of the prominent ones

[viral fable]

what’s DFW?

[dapper shard]

gunning for remote work

Dallas Fort Worth area

in Texas

[muted leaf]

Oh if you let me know when you find one because you need to find it, it would be appreciated

[dapper shard]

ill eventually end up digging it out

since i have to add that to my list of places i might apply for new grad if the last of my interviews don't pan out how i want them to

[viral fable]

twitter is giving employees an option for WFH i think