#2021_summer

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abstract wagon
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i really want to work at google project zero though

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im 80% sure im not going into swe

vivid lintel
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dabble in a few things for a while then double down on whatever seems most interesting

obtuse otter
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has anyone gone through linkedin's process

abstract wagon
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now that i think about it i shouldnt have taken any interviews for sweKEKW
im more into security research
i was looking at a google project zero member on linkedin
and they interned at booz allen -> john hopkins cybersecurity -> google
i shouldve took the booz allen
too busy seeing my friends in swe with big N and all the big salaries on tech.internships

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i hate leetcode interviews too

crystal river
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As someone with significant Haskell research experience, the market for Haskell jobs (and especially internships) is extremely dry. The only internship posting I saw in the wild was for that one Tesla team and a trading firm in Japan

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Plus recruiters in non-FP companies tend to automatically discount your Haskell experience compared to the languages their company is using

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(other than the most enlightened companies)

humble saddle
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@crystal river what research did you do?

crystal river
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Programming languages research

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sorry, don't want to doxx myself by being more specific lol

humble saddle
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no worries, it sounds cool; i just finished a programming languages/compilers class last sem

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really have no idea how research is done in that area

crystal river
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I love Haskell haha, now if only more people started using it

obtuse otter
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i feel like the plurality of cs professors at my school does PL research actually lol

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he's working on "Homotopy Type Theory"

crystal river
crystal river
obtuse otter
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yep lmfao. the work sounds super interesting to me so i gotta simp to him next semester so he lets me work on stuff hopefully

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the course is in functional programming too

vital pewter
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What does the join command do?

karmic fog
obtuse otter
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lmfao

vivid lintel
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I had it installed for 2 days then uninstalled it lol

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blind is mostly a waste of time. unless your goal is to become disappointed in humanity

thick shore
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disable the push notifications

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i used to get clickbaited by them a lot

karmic fog
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didn't know they had a lot of plt

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my sister actually went there

obtuse otter
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oh my god i never knew I'd find a card in the wild

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by plurality i mean like 2 do pl research and the rest are in another field lmfaoo

unborn coral
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For those of you guys who use Salesql to get recruiters emails are those email address you get from the chrome extension legit? Just wondering I'm going to start using that over messaging them on LinkedIn as I am like 15 for 1000 messaging them on there lol

karmic fog
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and research isnt big there either is it?

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it's still p cool tho

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i saw some interesting professors there

simple saffron
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you go to wesleyan?

obtuse otter
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our cs department constists of 7 professors so 2 being pl is kinda automatically huge LMAO

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i feel like 90% of research opportunities here are for like premeds so its huge in that sense

simple saffron
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where doyou go bawbdmo

obtuse otter
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but its not hard to find it.

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wesleyna

simple saffron
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ah

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i also go to a little 3

obtuse otter
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can i guess

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williams

simple saffron
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lol nope

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other one

obtuse otter
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oh nice

simple saffron
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yeah cs here sucks bro

obtuse otter
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YEP

simple saffron
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nobody knows us

obtuse otter
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cs at lac is death

simple saffron
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top liberal arts college who

obtuse otter
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dude

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you are speaking my language

simple saffron
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i am kicking myself for going here while my hs friends that go to big public unis are landing faang their sophomore years

obtuse otter
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you know the major here at wesleyan is 2 intro courses, 4 core courses, then 2 electives and boom ur a cs major?

simple saffron
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lmfao

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that sounds pretty similar to us

obtuse otter
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we have like 0 courses i am 100% doing 12 college exchange

still gazelle
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i was thinking of going to a LAC for a CS degree

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Im glad i didnt

obtuse otter
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it is a waste of time if u want to be a software engineer

simple saffron
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at least we learn soft skills amirite PepeHands

obtuse otter
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the courses we do have, it's all theoretical

simple saffron
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i do really love my humanities classes dont get me wrong

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but like i'm so behind

obtuse otter
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Nope be me and don't take any non stem classes cause OpEn CuRRiCulUm

simple saffron
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brudda lol

still gazelle
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just take math and cs and work for quant

simple saffron
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i mean wesleyan math is pre strong

still gazelle
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ez

obtuse otter
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i saw no requirements and took it as an opportunity to take only cs and math courses

simple saffron
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and econ

still gazelle
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and stats

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lac is where quants are born

simple saffron
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nah LAC stats is horrendous lmfao

obtuse otter
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yeah

simple saffron
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at least here

obtuse otter
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same here

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applied math at lac is ehh

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maybe at williams it's strong

still gazelle
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i know a ton of IB people who went to LACs but thats it

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but thqts IB

simple saffron
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yeah IB recruits heavily from LACs

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opposite for SWE

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its like the only exception

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and maybe olin if you count that

obtuse otter
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bro harvey mud is like

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opposite lac

still gazelle
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harvey mudd is like a stem magnet

obtuse otter
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yes

restive falcon
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stanford is a liberal arts school

simple saffron
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id suck so much dick to go to harvey mudd

obtuse otter
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a lot of colleges take on the liberal arts model

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but we dont call them lacs because they do hella research and they have grad schools so they're not colleges

still gazelle
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haha im glad i dont go to a stupid ivy lac haha haha 😒

simple saffron
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i wish i chose pomona

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im so dumb lmfao

obtuse otter
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dude

still gazelle
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whatd u pick poggo

obtuse otter
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i highkey wanna transfer

still gazelle
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ponoma is insane

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amherst is also insane

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wtf ur a genius

simple saffron
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not to tech recruiters

abstract wagon
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hi legends

simple saffron
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sup king

still gazelle
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bro got into ponoma and amherst πŸ’€

restive falcon
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just go to ucf

obtuse otter
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i feel like conversations about amherst is like
"amherst? oh my son goes there"
their amherst: umass

simple saffron
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^^

still gazelle
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Their amherst is umass amherst

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hes a fuckin god

simple saffron
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because im a humanities nerd

abstract wagon
still gazelle
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lac

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not umass amherst*

simple saffron
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ikr

obtuse otter
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bro

still gazelle
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u shouldve gone to IB

obtuse otter
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the funniest thing is umass amherst cs > amherst cs

abstract wagon
simple saffron
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ikr its infuriating lol

still gazelle
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Work urself to death for 8 years then be rich

simple saffron
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im getting cucked by ppl paying 5x less than me for school

obtuse otter
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im trying to start an icpc team

simple saffron
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i mean good for them tho

still gazelle
restive falcon
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its cool that state schools r good for cs

obtuse otter
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nobody at my school even knows what usaco is

restive falcon
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berkeley mich uiuc

obtuse otter
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thats when i realized i fucked up

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shoulda went to uconn

simple saffron
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lmfao

obtuse otter
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except uconn wanted me to pay 17k instate even though im 0 efc..

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my roommate actually is

simple saffron
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oh im guessing wes gave you that thicc fin aid

abstract wagon
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pomona CS is ok

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you cant take grad classes though

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so CS offerings are smaller

obtuse otter
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i got to live out a movie this christmas, the one where the poor kid goes to their rich roommates place and is blown away

simple saffron
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lmfao goals

obtuse otter
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his dad went to wharton and is a trader and his mom is a lawyer

simple saffron
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my best friends mom is the CEO of a fortune so i relate

obtuse otter
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some people are just born better

simple saffron
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im poor as dirt tho

obtuse otter
low epoch
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first time i went to a rich kid's house was 3rd grade, he had that chocolate syrup you put on ice cream and it turns into chocolate shell

simple saffron
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bro use those connects

restive falcon
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ucf is obviously best school

low epoch
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i remember thinking "this kid living the life"

obtuse otter
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LMAO

still gazelle
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half my friends parents are like VPs of companies and shit

obtuse otter
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bro whenever i went to my friends house as a kid in my mind it was video game console == rich as fuck

still gazelle
obtuse otter
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nah it was just me being poor as fuck

still gazelle
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same bro

low epoch
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i think if you had the nintendo console among your friends you were prob the poor one

still gazelle
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they had 2 tvs and i thought they were ballin

simple saffron
obtuse otter
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box tv in 2017 go crazy

simple saffron
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i was rocking the wii til hs

low epoch
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had a friend with an actual movie theater in his house; seats, curtains, big screen, popcorn machine, the works

still gazelle
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bro fuck i aint even have a console. i just used the PC

obtuse otter
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bro i was rocking shitty pcs all my life

still gazelle
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I wasnt a PC gamer by choice

obtuse otter
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cracked minecraft saved my childhood

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100% me being not wealthy is what got me into cs/math in the first place

still gazelle
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bro when your friends would roast your 40fps on CSGO pc

still gazelle
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not being rich made me hustle

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my rich friends dont hustle man

simple saffron
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its gonna make that 200k+ tc hit way different

obtuse otter
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im terrible with money

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im gonna blow my intern salary the first day

stiff vessel
obtuse otter
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not the tamagotchi

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omg

still gazelle
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im amazing with money tho

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i remember when we were living on 2k a month in cali

obtuse otter
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the best perk about being poor is going to college for free tho

still gazelle
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yesss

obtuse otter
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biggest flex is to say u only owe like $7 or some shit

simple saffron
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its not that im great with money but i feel guilty as fuck spending money so it makes me good with money

obtuse otter
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bro i spend money the second i get it

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u guys are way better than me

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i literally owe all my friends money

simple saffron
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bawb you a jr?

obtuse otter
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no i am fresh

simple saffron
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we gotta keep up with each other im rooting for my fellow LAC goer

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oh damn

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youre way ahead then

obtuse otter
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wait are u jr

simple saffron
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its honestly the only reason I have money in my savings

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yep. found out about the rat race way too late

still gazelle
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same man

simple saffron
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though the alumni network is incredibly helpful

obtuse otter
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im lucky i found out i missed so much shit my senior year so i was determined not to in college

simple saffron
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good for you man

obtuse otter
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i actually wanted to be a premed but i figured out in the first week that i fucking sucked at chemistry and quickly pivoted cause of cssi

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took my first L on facebook fbu codesignal so i started prepping and here i am 0_0 still prepping and complaining about my school

cobalt raven
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did you choose amherst for pre med?

obtuse otter
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i really want to transfer to a big research university but it really might not be worth it

cobalt raven
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πŸ‘‹ hiru πŸ™‚

obtuse otter
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this fax πŸ’― it really is about how much work you put into things vs where you start

stiff vessel
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hullo

still gazelle
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i barely tried at all in high school until it was too late. i got into a decent uni but now i realize i couldve gone farther.

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now im gonna grind for faang/unicorn

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yessur

obtuse otter
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like all the kids that are beast at competitive programming are for sure geniuses, but they've also probably spent more time studying than i've spent alive or some stupid shit

low epoch
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they're not necessarily geniuses; hard work puts you on par with almost anyone

obtuse otter
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πŸ’― putting that in my memoir thats a fire quote

still gazelle
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william lin probably started when he was really young

obtuse otter
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put me in william lin's shoes and i'm medaling at IOI no cap...

still gazelle
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cuz he worked for it

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william lin was probably grinding school and then came home and did like 3-4 hours of cp practice

stiff vessel
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real geniuses wouldn't do competitive programming

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its too much work

obtuse otter
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how about that gennady guy

stiff vessel
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and too hard

obtuse otter
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both

narrow patrol
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i wouldnt say im driven enough sadge

thick ridge
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only in school once πŸ˜‰

obtuse otter
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u right...

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what are top masters programs anyway

low epoch
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if i wasn't overly concerned with getting a job while the market is still ok and also taking on more loans, i would 100% do a masters because i like learning

obtuse otter
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why do i feel like they're all cash grabs

still gazelle
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i love cs i love math and i love money

obtuse otter
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imagine the year u get ur masters there's another global pandemic

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lol

still gazelle
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god does not want u to get a job

low epoch
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30% like CS
30% disliked all the other majors (woulda done trade school otherwise)
40% money

obtuse otter
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bro

still gazelle
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thats really accurate

obtuse otter
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i feel like people are going to see how strong computer science was during this pandemic

narrow patrol
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i m a mix of love CS and money

obtuse otter
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and everyone and they're mom is going to start doing it

still gazelle
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so what

narrow patrol
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i rly love coding and design parts

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unsure about the other side of swe

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and i like the mone y

still gazelle
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i tried to teach my friend how to code and he gave up

low epoch
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i just could never empathize with my hs friends who each had a passion and KNEW their majors (med school ppl, physics, engineers) and I was just like "well cs looks fun why the hell not let's go"

obtuse otter
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its gonna be hella hard to get a new grad job in a couple years

still gazelle
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its not for most people

obtuse otter
low epoch
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i also highly considered an english or philosophy major but I felt it in my gut that I could not trust professors to grade my work objectively (how can you be objective about an essay)

low epoch
still gazelle
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coding is like logic legos

junior elk
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and everyone and they're mom is going to start doing it
everyone and their mom is **already **doing it lmao

still gazelle
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My aunt did CS with an econ degree and could only find a crappy job. 12 years later shes making 170k in DC. Some new grads make more than that

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170k with 12 YOE is good for any other major tho

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exactly

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most people arent tryna max comp like us

dapper shard
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most people aren't trying to min max their whole lives

formal finch
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anyone interview with smartsheet? I have interview with them next week?

sonic badger
dapper shard
junior elk
sonic badger
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i mean that said i see alot of people complaining about not being able to find a job

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i dont think thats true

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sure theres a lot of competition for the better jobs

still gazelle
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well those people simply didnt have internships/projects or anything that made them stand out

sonic badger
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but i feel like finding a job after graduating CS aint so hard

still gazelle
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its way easier than other majors

real nacelle
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yea you have to understand most of the jobs / internships on here are pretty much the top

sonic badger
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just cause ur first job out of uni isnt FAANG doesnt mean much

junior elk
sonic badger
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no

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u dont have to stand out to get a job

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u have to stand out to get a REALLY good job

dapper shard
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finding a job after CS usually is not that hard at all tbh. especially if you are applying to a lot of places

sonic badger
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in my city, u can easily get a job after graduation for 60k

dapper shard
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it is hard enough to find developers because this skillset is really specialized

sonic badger
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we have LCOL

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sure, 60k aint that sexy, but u can easily survive on that

dapper shard
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it is why big companies pay top dollar for people that have the potential to be really good developers

sonic badger
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and after a few years you're probly making like 100k

dapper shard
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^

sonic badger
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still better than like

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80% of people?

still gazelle
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yup

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its why CS is so tempting

sonic badger
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and in my city too, ur degree only costed u like 15k

still gazelle
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wtf

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wtf

junior elk
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what 15k?

still gazelle
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3750 for tuition yearly?

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u mean 15k a year?

sonic badger
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no

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i pay

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4k a year

still gazelle
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with financial aid***

junior elk
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bruh what

sonic badger
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no

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no

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no

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lol

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400$ class

still gazelle
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bro what the fuck

sonic badger
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Canada

still gazelle
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you

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shouldve said that...

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I WAS LIKE WTF

junior elk
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what im canadian bruh, uni is NOT 4k a year

sonic badger
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depends where

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in quebec it is

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lol

junior elk
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huh???!

finite snow
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But then u gotta eat baguettes for every meal

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Not worth

sonic badger
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bagels

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ngl

dapper shard
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meanwhile a single credit is worth $300 at my school for a class

sonic badger
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ye but usa a 3rd world country

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dont @ me

stiff vessel
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OOS tuition is a joke in the US

junior elk
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why is it double in ontario

buoyant ledge
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i get paid to go to school in the US KEKW

real nacelle
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^retweet

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shout out to in state public school

dapper shard
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one of my honors classmates gets paid 5k a semester to go to school

buoyant ledge
real nacelle
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Yea theres friends of mine whose parents pay like $500 when their kids are born and if they end up staying in state itll pay for all of their college

sonic badger
simple saffron
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there are so many fucking premed people here tho

patent sluice
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philo is cool

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did you switch to cs or are you still

simple saffron
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I'm a double

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so yeah still philo

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im still more passionate about philo but cs is where the money is at so

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lmfao

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what are islands

abstract wagon
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premed + cs oof

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hard + hard

unborn coral
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Lol yeah that's tough

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I was pre med but I switched ot CS

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double majoring it with MIS

abstract wagon
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i was going to do math-CS joint major and that was one of the reasons i chose the college
but then i realized i will never use it and just forget it like everything else i learned last year(except leetcode type stuff)

thorny gorge
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Cs + math is mad nice at my school

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Lots of overlapping

abstract wagon
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same

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proofs are so similar to programs

unborn coral
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it's a good combo yeah, quite a few cs majors i've had classes with are joint math majors

thorny gorge
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proofs are for algorithms

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don’t get me wrong

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coding != cs

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why did everyone have to become god coders

abstract wagon
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the one semester i could finally take CS the only ones available are bad b/c covid made stuff remote

thorny gorge
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these OA’s be toxic

abstract wagon
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i suck at coding

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*leetcode medium/hard

thorny gorge
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same I suck at leet

terse torrent
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Same thanosrole same

thorny gorge
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But give me time and I’ll get it

abstract wagon
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some easy still stump me

thorny gorge
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I get that shit doneeee

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CS Projects ez pz

abstract wagon
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i feel like im just memorizing answers

unborn coral
abstract wagon
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idk how to make it so i dont forget

edgy dagger
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You only have to take a couple extra math classes at my uni to get a math minor.

terse torrent
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Drawing it out

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Explain to ppl

abstract wagon
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and 2 less CS for joint

thorny gorge
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Honestly there’s nothing wrong with memorizing answers

abstract wagon
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but i forget

thorny gorge
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It’s just being able to recall the answer and changing based on needs

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That’s if u understand the answer tho

terse torrent
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Variants

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Or hard followups

thorny gorge
terse torrent
abstract wagon
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ive had every interview with the exact same question ive seen before and still somehow forget or mess up

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mainly nerves but also not being able to debug

terse torrent
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I heard google does their own thing

thorny gorge
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That’s just interview nerves

terse torrent
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Like harder variants of lc problems

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Idk how tru it is

abstract wagon
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i feel embarassed when i blank out lc easy that i solved before a few months ago and then forgot

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during interview

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for a company i really want

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i think so far only google, facebook, and duolingo asked unique questions

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and in all of those interviews only 1 was unique the other was copy-pastad from leetcode

terse torrent
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Fb did too?

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I thought fb is just tagged

abstract wagon
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i did security

terse torrent
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Oh fair

thorny gorge
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Bruh atleast ur getting interviews

abstract wagon
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which means leetcode easy

thorny gorge
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I’m sitting here like

terse torrent
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Uwu

abstract wagon
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its mainly just because target school
a lot of these companies recruit from my school and have events/visits at least 2-3 times a year

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its honestly stupid

thorny gorge
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Which school is this

abstract wagon
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harvard medd

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harvey mudd

terse torrent
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What's that

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O

thorny gorge
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Ohhh

terse torrent
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Interesting

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I never heard of it

thorny gorge
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One of my friends goes there

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Middle school friend Xd

terse torrent
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How expensive is tuition

abstract wagon
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no one knows it except apparently CMU grad school and silicon valley companies

thorny gorge
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he is a swe intern at fb now

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but whatever

abstract wagon
thorny gorge
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He was mad tryhard in middle school to highschool

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Good for him

terse torrent
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What the fuck

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Ok nvm

abstract wagon
thorny gorge
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Sid

terse torrent
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Normal us tuition is already too expensive for me lol

thorny gorge
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I want disclose last name

abstract wagon
thorny gorge
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XDDDDD

abstract wagon
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the school is only 800 people so i most people

thorny gorge
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wowie

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Really

terse torrent
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7.5k a termis where it's atπŸ˜‹

thorny gorge
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What’s he like

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I haven’t talked to him in years

low epoch
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Damn harvey mudd sounds like hogwarts

abstract wagon
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hes fun and smart

terse torrent
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Orz maybe I'll tell ppl abt it then

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If they rich

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:D

twin obsidian
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could use a cup of mudd β˜•οΈ

thorny gorge
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Couldn’t be me

abstract wagon
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the only reason harvey mudd beats harvard and mit so midcareer and starting salary is because it is 40% CS/40% engineering

thorny gorge
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Not smart but mad funny

terse torrent
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O lmao

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Still op

thorny gorge
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I see

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What’s the acceptance rate

terse torrent
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Do u guys have an internal job board

abstract wagon
thorny gorge
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Handshake Xd

abstract wagon
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^ same

terse torrent
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What's that

thorny gorge
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Internal job board

terse torrent
thorny gorge
abstract wagon
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@thorny gorge you go to berkeley or a UC?

thorny gorge
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Nope

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I’m on east coast

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Non target school

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Rutgers

terse torrent
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Interesting i thought u were joking

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Handshake 🀝

thorny gorge
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Our school has potential but you gotta be sweaty af

abstract wagon
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handshake is nice but i havent gotten jobs off there

terse torrent
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Interesting

abstract wagon
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not much big N

terse torrent
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Oh

thorny gorge
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Yea they never post

terse torrent
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F

thorny gorge
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They know they are big shots

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Everyone comes to them

abstract wagon
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we got a referral databaseπŸ‘€
unfairly OP

thorny gorge
abstract wagon
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everyone goes to Microsoft, Google, or Facebook

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when they graduate

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Sid is interning with facebook

terse torrent
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Lucky wtf

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Referral db

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πŸ‘€

thorny gorge
#

Not fair

abstract wagon
#

not good enough for citadel/jane street tho

terse torrent
#

I thought bloomberg was on par

#

Ah makes sense

abstract wagon
thorny gorge
#

Lmao

#

Gotta be a math major for js

abstract wagon
#

bloomberg does this puzzle thing twice a year
i dont think anyone chooses to go bloomberg for new grad but a lot intern there

terse torrent
#

Is that a shiba pfp btw @abstract wagon

abstract wagon
#

@terse torrent ye

terse torrent
#

I have a shiba inu stuffed animal

cobalt raven
#

@abstract wagon i feel like you shouldn't be giving out info like that LOL

terse torrent
abstract wagon
terse torrent
#

Very

thorny gorge
#

I wanna intern at bloom bergy

abstract wagon
#

it makes me sad when i go on linkedin

cobalt raven
#

keep it to the dms πŸ˜…

#

if you're gonna talk about someone

thorny gorge
#

Lolol my b

abstract wagon
#

legit one kid got into two sigma as a freshman

thorny gorge
#

Mutual friendo

abstract wagon
#

guys mo watches anime

#

lets get him

simple saffron
#

weeb

#

die

thorny gorge
#

two siggy op

abstract wagon
#

XD

#

he didnt think it was even that hard

cobalt raven
#

he deserves it though

abstract wagon
#

when i told him i got ghosted he was shocked

#

hes too OP doesnt realize

cobalt raven
terse torrent
#

I searched up the school and the person u were talking abt showed up second on linkedin πŸ‘€

thorny gorge
#

LMAO

#

Humble af

abstract wagon
runic tinsel
#

anyone have good cold email templates?

cobalt raven
thorny gorge
#

Who

terse torrent
#

I just reqed to connect w him xd

abstract wagon
#

he put jane street as experience

cobalt raven
#

the person thanosrole is talking about

thorny gorge
#

oh my boy

terse torrent
#

25 mutuals

abstract wagon
#

me and him just went to some weekend event

terse torrent
#

I probably don't know any of the mutuals ngl

thorny gorge
#

Oh really

#

I remember he put a lot of like 1-3 day events on his LinkedIn

#

Welp I knew he was sweaty since middle school

#

Good for him lmao

abstract wagon
#

how is that work experience?

#

dont worry bop

#

ull get there

thorny gorge
#

I gotta worry

cobalt raven
#

just focus on yourself. we all go at our own pace πŸ™‚

thorny gorge
#

it’s ok I know

abstract wagon
#

i hate jane street
too elitist

abstract wagon
cobalt raven
#

no need to compare yourself to him. if anything just think about the amount of efforts

thorny gorge
#

I compare myself but not to bring me down

cobalt raven
#

@abstract wagon yeah it's in my head cuz i wrote it. you want leaks?

abstract wagon
#

makes me hate linkedin

#

yes

thorny gorge
#

Yess aot started

abstract wagon
#

does erin take the W

thorny gorge
#

Pretty boring rn

cobalt raven
#

they all died. the end πŸ™‚

#

πŸ‘

abstract wagon
#

damn bro

#

whats in head?

#

anime

#

?

dapper shard
thorny gorge
#

attack on Titan

#

Aot

cobalt raven
#

@abstract wagon gonna dm u

abstract wagon
#

ive never had a recruiter look at my linkedinsadge

thorny gorge
#

Same

#

Feels bad

abstract wagon
#

same

#

feels alone man

dapper shard
#

you're boba

#

you're op

abstract wagon
dapper shard
#

yo boba

#

take my fb interview for me

abstract wagon
#

bobaπŸ’ͺ

dapper shard
#

and then give me the offer

abstract wagon
#

πŸ˜‚

dapper shard
#

don't worry

abstract wagon
#

i have my own interviews to do l0l

dapper shard
#

ill give you jpmc

#

okay ill give you two offers

cobalt raven
#

boba u still have interviews where??????

abstract wagon
#

flexport

#

rivian

cobalt raven
#

y tho

abstract wagon
#

a few others but im sleepy rn

#

for fun

proper mountain
#

boba how many offer

dapper shard
#

too many

proper mountain
#

u too damn cool

dapper shard
#

oh

proper mountain
dapper shard
#

he has too many

abstract wagon
#

also bcz i dont have friends

#

so this is what i do

proper mountain
#

looks like im going to cut my friends so i can be as good as boba

dapper shard
#

thats what you're supposed to do anyway

pliant hawk
#

dont need to cut friends if u dont have any

cobalt raven
#

i admire boba for his consistency tho. he said he consistently did LC since freshmen year

abstract wagon
#

top 20% of resumes get top 80% of all offers

cobalt raven
#

and tbh now its time to use those skills

#

cuz why not

#

just save some for the rest of us

#

πŸ˜›

dapper shard
#

just give me your offers πŸ™‚

abstract wagon
#

did you get something yet mo

thorn leaf
abstract wagon
#

i feel like you did but i mix you and rad up sometimes

cobalt raven
#

ya i just signed w my first offer l0l

abstract wagon
#

referrals from boba

#

oh poggies

lethal ore
#

How do you guys see who looked at your Linkedln?

cobalt raven
#

cancelled everything else

dapper shard
#

wait where did rad end up signing?

lethal ore
cobalt raven
#

duolingo

proper mountain
dapper shard
#

wtf pog

abstract wagon
#

legendary

silk ridge
#

πŸ¦‰

lethal ore
#

Damn first internship

cobalt raven
#

πŸ¦‰

low epoch
abstract wagon
proper mountain
#

whats duolingo

lethal ore
#

That is pog af

proper mountain
#

lmaoo sorry

thorn leaf
low epoch
#

Que es duolingo

lethal ore
#

This is it ^

unborn coral
edgy dagger
abstract wagon
cobalt raven
#

they all die

#

the end

#

πŸ˜„

waxen bobcat
#

u dont have to hide it

#

i know the truth

abstract wagon
#

how

cobalt raven
#

u can read my thoughts?

abstract wagon
#

the anime is behind the manga

#

and manga isnt complete

#

suspecc

cobalt raven
#

actually ricc and i are telepathically connected

waxen bobcat
#

i know

proper mountain
#

any recruiters ever look at yall linkedin and msg you right the next day?

waxen bobcat
#

i was just wondering why you would lie to every1 like that when the truth is they live happily ever after

abstract wagon
#

yea

proper mountain
#

I had one a long long time ago but i never made it past a round lol

#

where?!?!

#

mine was FBU

abstract wagon
#

few places

#

most (?) notably apple

thorn leaf
#

damn

#

pog

proper mountain
#

i failed tho, i never did LC back then, my interviewer was sad

abstract wagon
#

ye

#

first year fb

proper mountain
#

boba im curious about your linkedin

lethal ore
#

Damn nice

cobalt raven
#

if u think from the interviewer's perspective they want to be done with it asap πŸ€”

abstract wagon
proper mountain
#

it sounds like legendary profile

abstract wagon
#

fuck
please tell me i passed fb

#

its half troll

dapper shard
proper mountain
#

wtf

thorn leaf
#

holy

proper mountain
#

peepo u legendary too?

abstract wagon
#

mine was only people i connected with

dapper shard
#

i wish

abstract wagon
lethal ore
#

My Linkedln be a ghost town

proper mountain
#

let me join your legendary level

dapper shard
#

boba legendary tbh

proper mountain
#

REFER ME craughing

dapper shard
#

cause i either rejected those places or got cucked in interviews

abstract wagon
#

@abstract wagon FBU?

#

or swe?

#

swe

dapper shard
#

wtf

silk ridge
#

doing interviews for fun craughing

cobalt raven
#

🧠

dapper shard
#

fb swe internship first year?

#

okay dude

abstract wagon
# abstract wagon swe

what made your resume stand out? competitive programming? target school? prior experience?

proper mountain
#

@cobalt raven give me one of those

abstract wagon
#

i did usamo in hs

cobalt raven
#

that's pretty cool tho. did you know you wanted to do cs for a long time?

proper mountain
#

whats usamo

dapper shard
#

oh i remember now lmao

#

chad

abstract wagon
#

otherwise im an ee at a target

abstract wagon
dapper shard
#

actual chad lmao

proper mountain
#

woops

abstract wagon
#

cmu?

simple saffron
#

cmu?

abstract wagon
#

devry university

simple saffron
#

noice

abstract wagon
#

thx

simple saffron
#

take my children

abstract wagon
proper mountain
#

Mr. Boba enlighten us

abstract wagon
#

what school @abstract wagon

low epoch
simple saffron
#

dawgo

abstract wagon
#

im mysterious

#

prolly stanford

#

or MIT

cobalt raven
abstract wagon
#

im just in cs for the dough

simple saffron
#

if theyre a boba simp obv its stanford

cobalt raven
#

so you knew you wanted to make money with cs since hs?? LOL

low epoch
#

I would for sure go back in time and go to a target lol

abstract wagon
#

no

#

i hate leetcode
80% sure im not going into swe
prolly security research instead

proper mountain
low epoch
#

Or go back in time and join this discord before it existed

vivid lintel
dapper shard
#

i just like making shit

#

and CS i got to make shit so

low epoch
abstract wagon
#

when i entered college i got an interview from a trading firm and bombed but realized i could make mad money and flex

abstract wagon
#

no web dev i hate it

vivid lintel
low epoch
#

i mean i lowkey also like being around intelligent people

#

Sounds weird to say but yeah

proper mountain
abstract wagon
#

i went to lc in high school and couldnt do anything
never went on it again until freshman fall

abstract wagon
vivid lintel
proper mountain
#

the final at Linkedin doesn't have LC, jsut pure knowledge of web services + delivery

#

@abstract wagon

abstract wagon
#

websadge

#

only thing i like about web is web sec

#

and small HTML/CSS/plain js

low epoch
#

Does anyone know what backend devs actually do/focus on?

#

Like hot skills to learn

proper mountain
#

are we talking about the same thing? @abstract wagon

#

SRE Phone Screen (60 mins)

o Operations focused, covering how systems work, performing a task at large scale, and monitoring/alerting

o Architecting a large-scale service and troubleshooting problems with existing large-scale web services.

abstract wagon
#

i cant do that

lethal ore
proper mountain
#

i couldnt thats why i reverse rejected them @abstract wagon but they said they dont expect me to know everything but i said im not interested in SRE sooo :/

vivid lintel
abstract wagon
#

they had CS clubs

vivid lintel
#

I think that site is like generic, for any type of meetup

abstract wagon
#

yeah

vivid lintel
#

The quality of the meetup is unrelated to the fact that they use meetup.com to run it

abstract wagon
#

but i only went to CS ones

proper mountain
#

good night yall ❀️ ❀️ good luck with whatever you are up to

vivid lintel
#

Like papers we love is a niche one

abstract wagon
#

there was one in AZ for coding interviews

#

i only went a few times b/c i thought i would learn leetcode later

#

KEKW i wish i had done it the summer before freshman fall

#

yeah precovid

dapper shard
#

guys ive done four LC problems today

#

should i do more

abstract wagon
#

quality > quantity

dapper shard
#

they were all sliding window

abstract wagon
#

neat

abstract wagon
dapper shard
#

i was thinking of doing one more and then going to two pointer

abstract wagon
#

as long as you learned something πŸ˜„

dapper shard
#

i didn't πŸ™‚

#

except how much i hate LC

#

nah but im happy i was productive today

#

because four days ago i had forgotten how to program

abstract wagon
#

if i can get a return offer
im never doing leetcode again

#

cringe

dapper shard
abstract wagon
#

linkedin dms

abstract wagon
pliant hawk
abstract wagon
#

more than me

#

i never use dating apps

#

100 rice purity

#

you ever catfish as a male model
you'll never see some girls the same way lol

#

the shit they let you say

dapper shard
#

wut....

abstract wagon
#

bro?

dapper shard
#

bruh

abstract wagon
#

LOL

dapper shard
#

stop WazowskiStare

#

im going to go watch anime

abstract wagon
#

i just troll to see how long it takes them to unmatch

dapper shard
#

go outside

abstract wagon
#

they actually dontKEKW

#

its so obviously a catfish too

#

yes

#

news flash pog

#

the funniest part is "wow ive matched with a top model seems legit"

#

nah you dont get it

#

try it out

#

personality KEKW

#

mattersKEKW

#

🀑

#

98% looks πŸ˜”

#

only if you're planning on getting marriedKEKW

#

under ~25 100% looks

#

imagine being the ugliest person on earth man

#

legit everytime i leave my dorm i hear women talking about mens looksKEKW
but not once have i heard a woman talk about personality KEKW

proper mountain
#

its really 90% looks, i used to be with someone not based on looks but I wasn't so into him 😦

barren night
#

i feel like attractive people are considered to have better personalities tho tbh.

proper mountain
#

yall talking about interesting stuff

abstract wagon
#

dang

dapper shard
#

they are degenerates WazowskiStare

proper mountain
#

i said good night cuz im about to go play overwatch

abstract wagon
#

tfti wth

abstract wagon
#

im silver

#

i can carry

proper mountain
#

bruhh

dapper shard
#

yall need to make a dating channel tbh

abstract wagon
#

its not me, it's my team

#

dating channel==dating live

#

Nonexistent==Nonexistent

proper mountain
#

dating advice PepeLaugh

abstract wagon
#

please never have a dating advice channel for csmajors

#

dating advice: 1. be born attractive
ok gn

proper mountain
#
  1. not be socially awkward af
abstract wagon
#

just 1

dapper shard
#

if you're a cs major you're just gonna have to wait anyway

abstract wagon
#

who's attractive πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ

proper mountain
#

me PepeLaugh

dapper shard
#

PepeLaugh sure it is

abstract wagon
#

it kind of is fixable

cobalt raven
barren night
#

Isn’t that like the halo effect or something

abstract wagon
#

time to get cosmetic surgeryπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
thats why i need jane streetKEKW

barren night
#

psyc 100 tings

cobalt raven
abstract wagon
#

i get so sad when i see people get cosmetic surgery

dapper shard
#

maybe if i continue to blame it on my myer briggs test i will feel better

abstract wagon
#

because i think they look really nice and idk why theyre doing it

#

for boys?
men's mental healthKEKW
men can't have low self-esteemKEKW

dapper shard
#

okay but can we move to random before bread gets mad at us again sadge

proper mountain
#

whos bread

abstract wagon
#

idk

proper mountain
#

ohhh dayum i know him

#

the bread picture guy

dapper shard
#

breadboard

proper mountain
#

i volunteered to be his chef

abstract wagon
#

i have low self esteem

#

mostly in public

#

i know im smart but i think people dont like me

#

sadge same

#

except im dumbKEKW

#

anything but that craughing

#

id rather be smelly than ugly craughing

#

not me

#

both are fixable

#

with enough $

#

2nd pubertyπŸ˜‰

#

how did you get the link for this discord?
i forgot how i got here

#

reddit?

#

a vision

#

imma leave then come back next fall
soon as i can confirm my fb and dropbox rejects

#

this discord too distracting

frozen palm
#

why does incel shit spark 20x the discussion in this discord than actual cs careers related content

twin obsidian
terse torrent
#

Yo is it bad if i cold email a recruiter for another chance even if I got resume rejected alrcraughing

mild kelp
#

anyone interviewed with Palo Alto Networks for the Summer 2021 internship, specifically the one requiring proficiency in one or more scripting languages and comfort working in the linux environment...?

unborn coral
terse torrent
#

@unborn coral after another round?

#

I totally flunked behavoriald bcuz of nerves i stg I'll do better if I get another phone TT

unborn coral
#

Yeah I basically asked for feedback and asked for another chance

terse torrent
#

I'm probably gonna cold email another one since my recruiter last time really like me

#

Wait fr

#

Mind if I dm for details

unborn coral
#

Yeah sure

abstract wagon
#

Personal. Amazon has a profile for every candidate who interviews where I can leave notes on a candidate or attach an file (like a rude email) but I’m actually not sure if our recruiting database let’s me actually β€œblacklist” someone.

#

from a recruiter AMA on blind. the question was "Is that your personal blacklist or Amazon-wide blacklist? " so maybe they don't have a database of blacklisted people

abstract wagon
still gazelle
#

i got my application rejected in 13 hours. that feels like a new record

thick ridge
#

apply to de shaw

#

will break any record u have

runic tinsel
#

anyone here get ghosted after a recruiter screen? i had a mongodb recruiter screen for a DS intern role on the 9th of december, woke up feeling so unwell that i was speaking a little unclearly in my interview. I've not heard back from the recruiter yet. Should I email him again (emailed once just before the break)

sinful oar
abstract wagon
#

i realized the interviewer wanted to steer my response in a different direction but was bad at communicating it

#

sadge probably reject

sinful oar
#

anyone else interview with Mastercard?

abstract wagon
#

the worst part of failing interviews is i keep thinking of things i shouldve done beating myself up

humble pendant
sinful oar
#

I just ended up speaking with Mastercard recruiter who’s looking to take my notes on recruitment and put them in place for next season (engagement with community, upskilling events, interview prep guide)

abstract wagon
#

what the actual fuck
the interviewer was telling me to remove characters from a string in place
she also said lists and strings are represented the same in python3 and for me to use .remove() (which doesn't exist)
in Python strings are immututable so it would be impossible to remove characters in place without creating a new string

#

a quick google search tells me this
tldr; she asked me to do something impossible in Python
I used recursion to the same thing I did iteratively and she said it was ok now(the code was the same as before but i think the recursion through her off)
she also didn't know how filter() works and almost told me my code was wrong when i had used it on leetcode for the same problem

thick ridge
#

sounds like a fun time

abstract wagon
#

This is what happen when someone that doesn't know python talk about python

#

can i email my recruiter and tell them the interviewer was wrong?

#

Try to call him/her

#

And explain without using technic things

#

? i only have emails
and the issue was technical

#

If you say filter() to a recruiter she/he won't a understand a damn thing

#

But if she says it was ok what's the problem?

abstract wagon
#

because she kept saying for me to redo the first problem in a way that isn't possible

#

Mhhh

#

If you think you have failed email the recruiter

#
Dear recruiter,
I hope this email finds you well.
I believe there were some mistakes in interviewing that caused me to take time away from solving the second problem.
The interviewer said some things about Python that weren't true and took time away from me during the interview and had me rewrite my solution for the first problem three times. For instance, in Python documentation strings are immutable yet the interviewer wanted me to remove elements in place which either requires me to create a new string or make 2 smaller new strings and combine them(which she said to redo). She also said lists and strings were the same when one is mutable and the other is not.
#

like this?

#

also its facebook so idk if they'll respond in time

marsh meadow
#

dont say immutable

#

recruiter will think "is he trying to say snake yarn has no volume??"

strange wraith
#

lmfao

#

I think you can make the email more general, the recruiter probably doesn't care too much about/understand the specific details. Just say you had a working solution but for the entire duration of the interview, your interviewer forced you to re-write it in a programatically incorrect fashion, asking you to use features of Python that either did not exist or were incorrect

#

someone had a negative interview experience a month or so ago on this server and got a re-interview fwiw

#

ymmv

vivid lintel
abstract wagon
#

why

#

Or assembler when I need to beat that time complexity

#

Or VHDL

strange wraith
#

i only use ocaml during interviews

vivid lintel
#

peasant, why not write machine code directly

strange wraith
#

if the interviewers cant understand my solution they just pass me most of the time

abstract wagon
#

Ngl I really know VHDL

#

i only use mindfuck

vivid lintel
#

do you mean brainfuck

abstract wagon
#

yeah my bad

#

I design the circuit that solve the leetcode

vivid lintel
#

that language is wild lmao

strange wraith
#

might try Whitespace next year

abstract wagon
#

i know vhdl too

vivid lintel
twilit mesa
#

what

abstract wagon
#

Boba you know everything

#

i am an ee though

#

makes sense to know vhdl

#

Super pog

#

Why EE

#

it's straight aids though

#

because i can self learn cs

#

but i cant really do that for EE

#

LMAO

strange wraith
#

chad

abstract wagon
#

you are pog material

#

do you work with fpgas?

#

otherwise i cant see why you would need to know vhdl

stiff vessel
#

time to interview in haskell

abstract wagon
#

I am a Computer engineering student

#

lol hf