2027_summer

[sullen finch]

Real

[void wolf]

Word

[austere path]

funny how alexa used to mog aws

[sullen finch]

I attest I’m the hiring manager this is real

[proud mauve]

It's cause u don't know him personally bro

As soon as u interact with him his aura alone will knock u out

[void wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[true orbit]

When 💀

[austere path]

micheal jackson lvl aura

[austere path]

like 2018

when alexa and shit like that was hot

[true orbit]

Did Amazon have aura in 2018

[proud mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-rain-sofela-gif-884905725896610874

[austere path]

if u were in alexa probably ngl

then the demand for alexa dropped cuz noone gaf anymore

[proud mauve]

New gif recorded

[glacial geode]

@sullen finch did u have intv

and did they TM yet?

[proud mauve]

What is this bro

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/965485857060564992/1452964764958326988/image0.gif

[noble lion]

It's a hyrax bro

[proud mauve]

Why r u deleting messages lol

[frigid solstice]

kanu switched up on the day 1s

bro used to be mad helpful n shit

now just trolls 🥀

[undone mirage]

best server to leave messages in

[proud mauve]

He was my TA

[void wolf]

Did bro fall off

[proud mauve]

Super helpful TA

[frigid solstice]

deadass 🤣

no way

im transferring to the big P

wtf

[void wolf]

I peaked in middle school ngl

[proud mauve]

But now he's kinda mean to his students

[glacial geode]

kanu mad tuff

[proud mauve]

He says everyone is too dumb

[glacial geode]

sup tuff kanu

inc citadel btw

[frigid solstice]

heard hes turks right hand

[glacial geode]

kanu @ cit

[noble lion]

Wrong

[proud mauve]

He doesn't want to explain to chuds like me

[void wolf]

Kanu I heard you go to Yale

[proud mauve]

Turk knows off his aura bro

[frigid solstice]

all my homies hate kanu

[glacial geode]

whenever i think of cool kanucool i realize tuff

[proud mauve]

Turk hates kanu

But still had to hire him

[void wolf]

Purdue tuff too tho

[true orbit]

Why Purdue over yale

[mighty pike]

Orz...

[proud mauve]

Cause his aura too strong

[frigid solstice]

wait till kanu teaches me how to leetcode

[proud mauve]

Even Turk got intimidated

[frigid solstice]

its over

[void wolf]

If he went to Yale, it would be over for all of us

He’s tryna give us a chance

Probably

But Purdue good for cs

I think ppl tend to hate on their schools

[frigid solstice]

kanu carries mit

[true orbit]

Just don’t cheat

[glacial geode]

@noble lion

can we have a goon off

see who wins type shit

try me bro

[void wolf]

@proud mauve

[glacial geode]

ill give you many stds

[void wolf]

wtf

[glacial geode]

std::cin

std::cout

[void wolf]

This ain’t gooning

What u tryna do

[glacial geode]

crack kanu

[proud mauve]

Who?

They're prob jealous

[void wolf]

[proud mauve]

True

[glacial geode]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-wojak-soyjak-soy-jak-truth-gif-10540901418861964264

[proud mauve]

What

[frigid solstice]

me

espcially me

[void wolf]

They having a goon off

But something tells me you would have a chance

[proud mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/965485857060564992/1455270559171612865/image0.gif

[proud mauve]

Same

[glacial geode]

lets crack him together

type shit

[dark bane]

[glacial geode]

kanu loves dp

[void wolf]

@noble lion

[proud mauve]

😳

[glacial geode]

kanu

im kinda dropping cpp

dyt ill be ngmi

ts kinda sad

its ngmi

im too bad at it

and its not good enough to get job when ur bad at it

idek

idek what im switching to

im switching professions

[narrow sierra]

this the method fr

[void wolf]

I been thinking about this

[glacial geode]

idk

code a bunch

im bad at cpp

ask a gmi

can we make a channel called

#ask-a-gmi

[narrow sierra]

taking my MCAT and becoming a doctor

ts is aids

[void wolf]

This was my original plan

Not everyone gets into med school tho

[narrow sierra]

ngl tho

[glacial geode]

highkey

im too braindead

[narrow sierra]

I really have no interest in becoming a doctor

I'd prolly kill someone by accident or someshit

fuck that shit

[void wolf]

I think like

The ppl who don’t get in

Just do biomedical or nursing

Which is already hard

[narrow sierra]

my french teacher in high school did biomed in uni lol

[glacial geode]

@noble lion can u teach me how to have 1% of ur orz

[narrow sierra]

have an auto deleter for ur messages

all the gmis do this

[void wolf]

True

[glacial geode]

wait whered his messages go

[void wolf]

…

[swift moat]

Be top 1% commenter on csmajors reddit

[void wolf]

@swift moat a real one

He doesn’t delete

[swift moat]

I got nothing to hide

Me and @mellow saffron just be scrolling reels

[void wolf]

I fw that

[glacial geode]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-notes-noted-gif-26232003

[void wolf]

Oh…

[glacial geode]

check it out

[mellow saffron]

yerrrr

[true orbit]

That’s against discord tos

[void wolf]

Deadass?

[narrow sierra]

self botting is against tos yes

but u won't get banned if u just add a lil delay

[swift moat]

https://tenor.com/view/akakichi-no-eleven-redraws-akakichi-no-eleven-redraws-insane-asylum-insane-gif-4104415833497517860

[void wolf]

U play val?

Aimlabs..

[narrow sierra]

zon will save me from poverty

🙏

[dark bane]

im hungy

[mellow saffron]

i love aimlabs

[void wolf]

I have 1k hours on aimlabs

[mellow saffron]

yeah thats too many hours

play the actual game

[void wolf]

I have to be in tip top shape for valorant

[dark bane]

i have 1.8k on call o dooty

[mellow saffron]

with 1k hours on aimlabs if ur not radiant ur doing smth wrong gng

[void wolf]

I am

Not

[mellow saffron]

🥀

[void wolf]

I gave up ngl

[mellow saffron]

lma

lmao

[void wolf]

It’s hard

[mellow saffron]

nah i have like 400 hours on aimlabs im just trolling u

i find it fun

[proud mauve]

@noble lion is cool

Kanu is cool

[void wolf]

Yeah and I don’t have 1k

Mb

[proud mauve]

I have 1000 hrs on gooning

[mellow saffron]

blud lied to me

🥀

[void wolf]

Valorant lwk stressful

Lost motivation

[mellow saffron]

ye

[urban ore]

nice larp bro

i played cs2 with u

[void wolf]

I’m a menace

[urban ore]

i thought u were on mobile

[void wolf]

Yo I wasn’t even on my setup

[urban ore]

oh mb

u were cracked on soul

[void wolf]

Think I dropped 30

When I played with u

[urban ore]

ye something like that

[void wolf]

I usually drop more

[sullen finch]

For?

[glacial geode]

Nuro

[sullen finch]

Not yet

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-im-rooting-for-you-cheer-cheering-gif-2407143926453636512

[sullen finch]

They team match after the tech?

[frank hornet]

rookie numbers

[glacial geode]

Believe so

[sullen finch]

But there’s more rounds

?

[glacial geode]

Idk

[sullen finch]

🫩

[glacial geode]

🤷‍♂️

[sullen finch]

Nobody has any Nuro alpha

So idk what’s the proc

[glacial geode]

idk if u even need it ngl

[sullen finch]

I haven’t even had like an interaction I had oa invite from a bot and then an interview invite through a scheduling website

Like no human interaction yet lol

[glacial geode]

wait huh

[sullen finch]

What

[glacial geode]

oh yea thi sis true

yea idk wtf the proc is

but i think im TM rn

[sullen finch]

What have you done

For your proc

[glacial geode]

that tech

lol

[sullen finch]

2x45?

Oh that’s right

[echo obsidian]

does anyone actually currently use nuro for their cars

[glacial geode]

its not public.

[echo obsidian]

oh

[glacial geode]

👍

[earnest rock]

How do I not be in the permanent underclass

[proud mauve]

HISSSSSS

[zealous jolt]

Has anyone interviewed with nvidia tensorrt performance team?

[tulip spruce]

sup

@lilac hemlock wya

[true orbit]

Do they got customers the

then

[zealous jolt]

dmed u

[glacial geode]

not retail

[tulip spruce]

ask here

[glacial geode]

also dont ask me

i dont work at nuro

[tulip spruce]

come to mai

[glacial geode]

ask google type shit

[glacial geode]

cant they ghosted

ur too orz

[tulip spruce]

what role

ill speak to hm

[glacial geode]

all

all ghosted

cuz im high ngmi

[tulip spruce]

unless its that one person

then no im not talking to her

[glacial geode]

😭

[zealous jolt]

Are the rounds more focused on leetcode or cpp and perf engineering trivia?

[tulip spruce]

is it with hm or engineer?

[zealous jolt]

Engineer

[tulip spruce]

hackerrank link?

who is it? initials

[zealous jolt]

not yet I have r1 soon

with recruiter

[tulip spruce]

what

does ur interview have a hackerrank link or just a teams link

[tribal tiger]

Nvidia asking easies frfr

JS smoke a blunt ong

[zealous jolt]

Just a meeting link scheduled through workday

[tulip spruce]

ok it is just hm round then

what are initials of hm

i can get info on his team

[zealous jolt]

Wait actually thatd be so nice but i dont have that yet

[tulip spruce]

oh is ur r1 not even scheduled yet?

[zealous jolt]

No

[tulip spruce]

bruh

ok ping me when it is and who it is with

[zealous jolt]

🙏

[tulip spruce]

also idk how intern hiring works u very well could be interviewing for a general role and their proc gonna be diff

[zealous jolt]

Oh u interviewed for new grad, then yeah its probably lighter

[tulip spruce]

no i did mid level

im unc

@mellow saffron tel him

[mellow saffron]

ye he's unc

[undone mirage]

wtf

mid level in intern chat

😭

oh wait i forgrot someone else is like that

[cinder glade]

!process SpaceX reachout
!process Palantir coding round
!process Trillium meeting w SVP

Pls dm for spaceX or plant 🙏

[oblique whale]

what type of plants do you sell?

[cinder glade]

The kind that spy on you 🙈

[frank hornet]

son.

ts is why the huzz don't fw us

[echo obsidian]

alpha? alpha? alpha?!

[undone mirage]

bro turning into kanu

[mighty pike]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[proud mauve]

But kanu got hella of them tho

Ts brutal 🥀

[proud mauve]

Ye kanu is my role model

[mighty pike]

Teach me

[proud mauve]

@noble lion

[static garnet]

Kanu too cracked

[proud mauve]

Tru

He's the reason why AGI will never replace human

[frank hornet]

his aura makes it cool

[balmy bolt]

kanu is such a mogger

damn

i wish i was kanu

6’5 htn employed

[frigid solstice]

does anyone here work at apple? my laptop wont charge

[dark bane]

only htn?

https://tenor.com/view/zeta-gif-17303289226338994796

[balmy bolt]

objectively kanu is more appeal than psl

tbh

[mellow saffron]

imagine having allat

[balmy bolt]

fr

htn is high to me

wish i could ascend past sub5

[quartz monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-king-cookieking-demir-basceri-cookieversie-santa-cruz-gif-1882929285832444107

[hidden glacier]

fr

im 2 inches from 6 ft though might as well round up

[balmy bolt]

i round up from 4’11 tbh

[hidden glacier]

fair

[swift crypt]

Your group is on a 40 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @frosty badge
5/6: @undone mirage @charles lechair

[swift crypt]

Raemelia and curious were playing

[jade shard]

@dark bane eating good food for once

[dark bane]

woww nice
check out my donut

[jade shard]

Omg filled

Where from

[dark bane]

costco

[jade shard]

they sell donuts????

🙇‍♀️

[dark bane]

yesss ma’am
they sell out fast as uck though i think

[small pecan]

Bro wtf my sister gave me that today

Is this a new item??

Damnnn

Didn’t even know

[dark bane]

idk i think its been here for like a couple months?

[small pecan]

I see I didn’t even know they were from Costco until I saw this and confirmed with my sister lel

[true orbit]

these old af

[regal nebula]

Subau

U htn bro

Iq mog

[undone mirage]

i can't find these at mine

are they only at select ones

[mellow saffron]

uk how platform 9 and 3 quarters works in harry potter

it only appears for those who mog

like juda

[balmy bolt]

fr

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/zeta-gif-17303289226338994796

[mighty pike]

@balmy bolt @undone mirage

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-gif-13555747940236673731

[balmy bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/pixar-disney-hoppers-lizard-wave-gif-15184704642520455338

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/pixar-disney-hoppers-lizard-wave-gif-15184704642520455338

[mighty pike]

How can I be as rizzy as @undone mirage

[balmy bolt]

idk bruh we gotta ascend tbh

u from chadlite to chad and i ascend from sub5 to mtn

[undone mirage]

😳

in life

you trade knowledge for knowledge

u fee lem

[vale blade]

we ascending

[frosty badge]

@midnight birch yo i heard you're a high tc swe how do i become a high tc swe

[vale blade]

wtf high tc

[swift lily]

I wish you all well

[lilac hemlock]

sup

[solid portal]

Rae Rae

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-james-teamrocket-gif-21741304

[tulip spruce]

too late

[elfin glade]

does everyone have thier resume is docx or pdf or what

[earnest rock]

mine is txt file

[zenith scaffold]

markdown is the move to optimize ai ats

[upbeat obsidian]

Anyone know if it’s possible to get a codesignal invite to another email

I applied w the wrong email

[fickle breach]

https://tenor.com/view/its-over-over-say-less-say-no-more-gif-14585938

[balmy bolt]

fr

[green saffron]

Hey @tulip spruce, I've also got an interview for the same team at nvidia. Could I also ping you on once I also get scheduled?

[tulip spruce]

sure

[green saffron]

thx! 🙂

[true orbit]

Loo vs cmu fight to the death

[sullen finch]

Me if I was smart

[vivid stirrup]

CMU > loo not even close

[unborn tinsel]

That’s not even up for debate. She couldn’t go due to financial limitations

[pulsar stone]

is this auto?

i applied back in april

[true orbit]

I just got this yesterday

Idk when I applied maybe early May or April

[royal gorge]

yeah pretty sure it’s auto

[pulsar stone]

damn fuh

😔😔

[opal needle]

sig is auto ye

[pulsar stone]

thought i was gmi

[opal needle]

i got 600 on their oa and no response last cycle

🥀

[wispy rain]

Is it auto on a rolling basis?

[vestal dawn]

Did you get an email when you applied

[opal needle]

idk abt rolling

[vestal dawn]

I never got an email saying I actually applied lol

[pulsar stone]

yeah

[vestal dawn]

But prolly waves

Hmm

[wispy rain]

Nah I applied to two different positions and never got a single confirmation email

[vestal dawn]

Yea same idek lol

Did you get OA

[pulsar stone]

i applied like the day they released it

[wispy rain]

No 😭

[true orbit]

Ur name in that bro

unless u don’t gaf

[pulsar stone]

they emailed me like a week or two after i applied

[rich aspen]

Holy fried😭 😭 😭

Good luck sonion

[pulsar stone]

imma do ts when i get off work

[pulsar stone]

oh no!

[rich aspen]

when does tech recruiting start

[pulsar stone]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

[rich aspen]

I’m not going for quant soph year

[pulsar stone]

it already started brochacho

[rich aspen]

Tech?

[pulsar stone]

i just got done freshman year

[rich aspen]

Seriously?

[pulsar stone]

yeah

[rich aspen]

Where r u interning

For the summer

[wispy rain]

I’ve seen like one or two

[pulsar stone]

cloudflare

[rich aspen]

Alr guess it’s time to start applying

[pulsar stone]

going for quant my soph year

[rich aspen]

Damn

[rich aspen]

That’s fair ig

[pulsar stone]

i lied mostly quants have their apps out

[wispy rain]

What position if u don’t mind me asking?

[rich aspen]

I don’t feel like I’m ready

[pulsar stone]

software engineer

[copper wagon]

im him

i got sig oa

[pulsar stone]

it’s auto

[copper wagon]

fuh

[pulsar stone]

at least that’s what they told me

[copper wagon]

i thought i was him

[pulsar stone]

same response as me

[wispy rain]

Nice good stuff

[pulsar stone]

😭😭😭

[copper wagon]

thats so sad

[opal needle]

you still are twin

[rich aspen]

Like I’m doing noname startup this summer

Then DOD spring

[pulsar stone]

@copper wagon

[copper wagon]

ty

[pulsar stone]

😭😭

[rich aspen]

Idk what I’m doing summer

[copper wagon]

lmaoooo

[rich aspen]

Probably chud shit

[earnest rock]

Thanks for leaking recruiter

[pulsar stone]

yeah bro emailing sig recruiter is def gonna help u

[copper wagon]

has anyone gotten skydio email

[pulsar stone]

https://tenor.com/view/akakichi-no-eleven-bro-bad-news-i've-got-bad-news-for-you-hand-on-shoulder-gif-4737126791591033318

[rich aspen]

Yo what gpa do I need for ts if I’m an ECE major at a target

[earnest rock]

😂😂😂

[rich aspen]

😭 😭 😭

[opal needle]

3.6+ enough for quant

[pulsar stone]

idk i got a 4.0

[rich aspen]

Let’s go

[rich aspen]

Where do u go lmfao

[pulsar stone]

non target

[rich aspen]

Also CS is easy as shit everywhere every CS and math class I take is free

[copper wagon]

uchicago

hes my roommate

[rich aspen]

Mashallah

I take it all back

[pulsar stone]

we larping roommates now

💔💔

[opal needle]

u go to uchicago holy

[pulsar stone]

damn bro why did they take so long to release the oa if it was just gonna be auto smh

[knotty steeple]

You can’t say this if ur worried about GPA

[rich aspen]

I’m not a CS major lol

💀

[opal needle]

ngl ee classes are hard as fuh

all my ee friends are peak intelligence

[knotty steeple]

Yeah being ECE doesn’t change that

I’m also ECE lmao

[copper wagon]

has anyone done the tse oa

[rich aspen]

I’m not that worried

[copper wagon]

yet

[knotty steeple]

What yr are you

[rich aspen]

I have a 3.7

[copper wagon]

i need ansers

[rich aspen]

Or something

[pulsar stone]

i’ll do it tonight after work and lyk

in like 8 hours igu

[copper wagon]

u got work?

damn ur him

[pulsar stone]

nah

[frigid hawk]

Untrue because they wouldnt have done ee

[copper wagon]

i never doubted

[serene orbit]

Does Dropbox do new grad?

[pulsar stone]

yeah internship

[rich aspen]

I’m a freshman but I’m done up to signals and systems equivalent though my school combines circuits 2 and signals and systems

[opal needle]

fair

[rich aspen]

I’m doing like

[copper wagon]

uiuc eh?

[frigid hawk]

Real ones do cs

All others r cope

[opal needle]

i mog in terms of career prospects

[rich aspen]

U too?

[opal needle]

but they would mog me if they did cs

[copper wagon]

nah i dont go there

[frigid hawk]

That means u mog

[knotty steeple]

Yeah bro ngl It only gets harder for the cs lmao

Wait until networks or OS

[frigid hawk]

All that matters is money

[opal needle]

should i recommend my future kid to study cs

or is it wraps

[pulsar stone]

im taking network and os and intensive programming in linux next semester

am k cooked

[knotty steeple]

def not

[rich aspen]

the CS OS classes are a lot easier than the ECE one here

[opal needle]

so true twin

i love $$$

[rich aspen]

Like the ECE class is around 30 hrs a week

CS is like 15

[pulsar stone]

nah you gotta do it for the love of the game

[knotty steeple]

Yes

[pulsar stone]

fuck the money

[knotty steeple]

I think you just might not be that good at ECE bro 😭

It definitely depends on the class

[rich aspen]

Nah I haven’t taken it

That’s just what people say

And where do u even go lol

What do u know

[frigid hawk]

Thats cole

Cope

[pulsar stone]

how

[frigid hawk]

I love hot blondes not cs

[pulsar stone]

i started when i was 8

[knotty steeple]

I’m ECE at UT

[frigid hawk]

Anyone who says they love programming r coping

[pulsar stone]

ts mean smth to em

[opal needle]

respectfully agreed

[pulsar stone]

i do

[rich aspen]

UT ECE is a joke

[opal needle]

LOL

[pulsar stone]

snowbunnies where it’s at though

[frigid hawk]

Ur telling me coding over hot blondes

[rich aspen]

Respectfully

[opal needle]

u mog me i started when i was like 15

[pulsar stone]

why not both

[frigid hawk]

Anytime someone says they do it for love of the game bro

Such a larp

Because i went thru my own phase of trying to pretend i liked coding

No one likes coding bro

[knotty steeple]

Lmfao Are you getting upset cuz I told you how a 3.7 in ECE with 30 hours a week means you’re not that smart?

[frigid hawk]

I like partying on yachts with hot blondes because im rich

[pulsar stone]

u can check my gh i started in my gh in 2019 when i was 11 💔💔

and started programming at 8

[rich aspen]

No I put in like 5 what

😭 😭 😭 😭

[opal needle]

damn u a freshman?

[rich aspen]

Bro I said I haven’t taken that class

[opal needle]

cracked

[pulsar stone]

alright gatsby

[pulsar stone]

yeah

[rich aspen]

Mindblowing

[frigid hawk]

Yeah bro and i started wiping my ass at 2 years old

Doesnt mean i enjoy

[undone mirage]

i dont like coding but i do like thinking of things to build and how to build them

[opal needle]

ass wiping is out of necessity

loving programming is larp

[pulsar stone]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-larp-larp-lets-go-meme-larping-ryu-jjk-gif-4454813626454837513

[frigid hawk]

So is coding

[copper wagon]

tf and ur at zon?

[pulsar stone]

no

cloudflare

[copper wagon]

wtf

goat

[opal needle]

hi rae

how u doing

[pulsar stone]

i only applied to top companies so i had like 60 apps in the fall

[opal needle]

wtf goat

[pulsar stone]

i’m going to like 300 this time

[copper wagon]

top dawg

[opal needle]

i had nothing freshman

[rich aspen]

I sincerely recommend you learn how to read lol

[opal needle]

actual goat

[knotty steeple]

You were spending all that time telling people math and cs classes are easy

[copper wagon]

alr bro stop lying

u wwere google step

[knotty steeple]

Bro you have a 3.7 relax buddy

[opal needle]

huh?

[pulsar stone]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-larp-larp-lets-go-meme-larping-ryu-jjk-gif-4454813626454837513

[opal needle]

bro what

[knotty steeple]

As a freshman

Why are you so hot Mg 😭

[rich aspen]

at least here the avg gpa of the cs classes is like 0.6 higher

[frigid hawk]

I got a 3.3

[rich aspen]

Idk how it works where u go

[frigid hawk]

Gpa doesnt matter

[rich aspen]

But we have data on this

[frigid hawk]

I larped my gpa anyway

[pulsar stone]

wow

[rich aspen]

Not hating but

[opal needle]

yeah gpa doesnt matter facts

[rich aspen]

It is how it is

[knotty steeple]

Yeah Idk why ur saying shits easy when ur a A- student

Lmfao

[opal needle]

i got deans list so what, i didnt feel any thrill from it

[pulsar stone]

😭😭

[knotty steeple]

I was tryna point out ur throwing stones from a glass house

[opal needle]

just grind code

[austere path]

just larp gpa brp

[pulsar stone]

deans list don’t mean anything

😭😭

[austere path]

the method

[rich aspen]

I got As in those classes lol is what I’m saying that’s all

😭 😭 😭

[opal needle]

exactly

i didnt feel happier getting it

than when i didnt

[austere path]

some people think so for some reason

they be posting ts on linkedin

[opal needle]

bro no one does that

are u srs

[knotty steeple]

Yeah Fs buddy

[opal needle]

ppl do that????

[austere path]

yes bro

[opal needle]

posting deans list on linkedin WTF

😭

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-gif-13555747940236673731

[austere path]

tons of ppl from my school and nearby schools did it lmaoo

[knotty steeple]

A’s in all your CS and math classes then the 3.7 just pulled up from intro to economics I’m assuming

[undone mirage]

guy next to me in grad ceremony had a perfect gpa

[rich aspen]

Nah signal processing dragged me

[undone mirage]

and no internships or jobs to show for it

[knotty steeple]

Cuz you swear you didn’t take ECE 😂

[undone mirage]

😭

[knotty steeple]

It’s one class bro lock in

[rich aspen]

I said I didn’t take OS

[austere path]

the jokes write themselves atp

[opal needle]

im taking computer vision at school without the necessary ece background

as an elective

lmao

[rich aspen]

It’s curved to a B- bro I had to score a std above mean for an A-😭 😭 😭 chopped as fuck

And I faded every lecture

Fried

[opal needle]

yeah but he had so many deans list

[knotty steeple]

Nvm bro You have the reading comprehension of a freshman I’m done with ts 😭

[opal needle]

its lowk like a tradeoff yfm

[rich aspen]

Bro😭 😭 😭 idk what ur saying

[knotty steeple]

Yeah clearly

[rich aspen]

Rude af

Lol

[copper wagon]

rude af lol

[knotty steeple]

My fault

[rich aspen]

All g

[copper wagon]

has anyone done SIG yet

or am i gonna have to take one for the team

[knotty steeple]

I didn’t apply

Is it codesignal

[copper wagon]

yeh

[knotty steeple]

GCA right

[copper wagon]

and in c++

yes

[knotty steeple]

It’s the same everywhere then

3rd problem fried

[copper wagon]

u have to do it in c++ though

[knotty steeple]

And it’s a matrix

[rich aspen]

Makes sense

[opal needle]

js use cluely

[copper wagon]

lol true i hate the third problem

[knotty steeple]

1 and 2 are easy

[copper wagon]

yea

[knotty steeple]

4th is an actual leetcode problem

[copper wagon]

4 is also usually easy enough

[knotty steeple]

Yeah u got that shit

[rich aspen]

3 is annoying

1 2 and 4 are fine

I’m just bad at implementation

😭 😭 😭

[knotty steeple]

Yeah it’s some stuff you’ve seen before

4 is edge case heavy

C++ is them just forcing a language on you It should be fine

Fortunately for GCA you rarely need syntax

Just know unordered map and vector operations

[rich aspen]

What language do UT CS classes use

C++?

[true orbit]

Wait sig gca is forced c++?

Bro what

[copper wagon]

yea

[knotty steeple]

Class dependent

[true orbit]

alr guess I can’t do it

[tulip spruce]

@crystal pendant @swift moat @mellow saffron im fucked

[swift crypt]

Your group is on a 41 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @frosty badge
5/6: @neon wren @undone mirage

[unkempt current]

It’s free

[proud mauve]

I'm so ngmi 😭

[swift crypt]

tiger 22 and 2 others were playing

[dark bane]

im hungy

want donuts

[jade shard]

brunch!!!!

[mellow saffron]

u wanna see my lunch

[upper sluice]

so cooked

[gilded bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dumplings-no-no-dumplings-gif-19833968

[upper sluice]

my python sols are somehow faster than my cpp ones

[jade shard]

Bruh go eat

[jade shard]

I HAD DUMPLINGS TOO ACTUALLY

[gilded bronze]

i was already hungry

just made it worse

[jade shard]

You guys need to eat bruh

Why r both of u not eating

[mellow saffron]

too broke

@swift moat u wanna split an airwhich

[jade shard]

Larping poor mf

[mellow saffron]

airwhich supreme

[echo obsidian]

wtf is the difference

between airwich

and airwich supreme

[undone mirage]

how you guys gonna split the usage

😭

scheduled shoe wearing days

[unique robin]

can i spare me some food

i haven’t eaten since 7am

[undone mirage]

yes you can spare yourself food

[unique robin]

pls my mom is homeless

my tummy is rumbling

[undone mirage]

oh m ygod

wait

@unique robin is this u in dms

[upper sluice]

guys

how do u know if ur blacklisted from zon

i had an interview with them once but they cancelled it on me

[true orbit]

If u don’t get offer ur prob blacklisted

[upper sluice]

now i literally receive nothing

[swift moat]

ya i gotchu

might go all out with some water soup appetizer too

[mellow saffron]

oh damn

[mellow saffron]

double air patty

[dark bane]

niice
i still havent ate

[bold moss]

how strict is codesignal detection

i accidentally switched out of tabs by accident

r they gna flag?

[undone mirage]

yes they flag it

up2 the reviewer on how to interpret it

[bold moss]

bruh

this is acc so stupid bruh

getting codesignal verified is top tier difficulty

[frigid solstice]

just put the bag in the fries bro

[bold moss]

bruh

fade codesignal

[fervent whale]

Does anyone work/has worked at starlink before

Could I ask a few questions abt ft there and stuff like team/salary negotiations and stuff

[dark bane]

@jade shard yippee

[jade shard]

YUMM BURRITOO

[pure crater]

Can y’all roast this for me https://tierboard.xyz

[undone mirage]

bros my competitor.....

[pure crater]

Say wallahi

[undone mirage]

where'd you get the company metadata

all this

[pure crater]

Description is all llm and tags is llm then human reviewed

[undone mirage]

oh thought you automatically scraped it from somehwere

[upper sluice]

holy burrito

[thorn rune]

Is it weird to ask to shadow guys on your team

[pure crater]

Nah

[thorn rune]

Like just to see what they're doing day-to-day and not just be exposed to the intern tasks

[undone mirage]

the intern tasks are kinda what they do on a day to day

just more repeatedly

and on different projects

[thorn rune]

i see

[undone mirage]

and more in depth ofc

just imagine an intern who does 2x-3x what an intern usually does and has like 4x more meetings

boom

actually no there's a lot of nuance

just go do it ig

[undone mirage]

do u want to see mine 😄

its in pins

[storm pelican]

why do we get a new one of these every week

you're using an LLM to tag too? wasteful

[undone mirage]

they're freaking carbon copies.

at least add a shitty niche to it

like worshipping amazon

all hail amazon

[narrow sierra]

yeah exactly

[pure crater]

I might put c1 and ibm t2

[narrow sierra]

there's alrdy hella tier lists at least urs has something different to it

[undone mirage]

w glaze

[pure crater]

😛

[undone mirage]

😳

[true orbit]

I like how it looks more than the average one

[undone mirage]

it looks more minimalistic

which makes it look like more

which is godo

[zenith scaffold]

did u use the front end skill for claude

[echo obsidian]

fax every week we get a new one

and they all have the same problems

[undone mirage]

there's front end skills?!

im so behdin

i use codex anywyas

[zenith scaffold]

its to make it look less like ai slop which I think ur website needs

I think codex has similar plugin/skills

[grave anvil]

anyone interview for meshy ai? for this summer 2026

[sullen finch]

My company isn’t #1 so 0/10

[sullen kiln]

This might be dumb asf but has anyone worked two internship at once? A onsite one and a remote one?

[sullen finch]

Yeah you’re cooked buddy

[echo obsidian]

the feds are going to get you

[sullen kiln]

Word I’ll see if I can just push it to fall then

[echo obsidian]

as long as ur onsite one doesnt care

ur prolly fine

why are you even doing both the money?

[sullen kiln]

Yeah if I can do both the money will be nice, but not having the remote one wont be a deal breaker, the onsite is good enough

[echo obsidian]

it's prolly not worth fucking up the onsite one if you don't care about the remote one

like the money in the grand scheme of things from another internship is prolly not worth the blacklist from the onsite one 🥀

[sullen kiln]

Yeah I won’t risk it, kinda feel bad for stringing them along the whole process when I already signed a offer, just took the interview as practice and for fun

[echo obsidian]

unless you also don't care about the onsite one

don't worry about it too much; these companies don't care about you like that

[sullen kiln]

Yeah alright bet ty for the help

Also regarding fall intern and potential RO from my current summer intern, if I did a fall intern I won’t grad until Fall 2028. Should I just not do a fall intern in case I get RO so I can grad on time and work full time or continue searching for fall and potentially delay grad and RO

[swift moat]

Is ur fall better than ur summer?

Or wait are u just searching

[sullen kiln]

Yeah searching and currently in a proc for a company for fall

[echo obsidian]

is it better than ur summer

[sullen kiln]

That’s for summer unless I ask to push to fall

[sullen kiln]

In terms of money? Prob not, the company might be more known tho

[swift moat]

If summer is better than fall, u can just fade the fall after getting RO; if fall is better, just take RO and reneg if u get fall RO

[echo obsidian]

^

GPA is fake anyways

[swift moat]

I’d consider what burp said first and if not possible then do what I said

[sullen kiln]

When do they typically offer RO? Is it before fall semester starts or like during it?

[swift moat]

Company dep, but usually like a few months after u finish

[sullen kiln]

Hmm ok I guess I’ll let my manager know that I want to work there ft

[oblique whale]

not hard

[dark bane]

mytgra had to wait like 6 months after internship for apple ro

[sullen kiln]

Yeah my friend at zon said he had to wait til end of December for a RO

[mellow saffron]

entirely company dependent

[dark bane]

nice christmas present i guess lol

[undone mirage]

@mellow saffron I KNEW U WERE APPLE

I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY

[dark bane]

i thought everyone knew that lol

[undone mirage]

MYTHRA denied it so i thought i was tripping

😠

[mellow saffron]

wdym

[undone mirage]

oh from this i thought he wasn't apple

he was just being a good mod

🙂

[unique robin]

hi

as our resident cscd moderator

i’d like to remind you all

there is absolutely NO alpha trading allowed

especially members of our moderating staff

[mellow saffron]

oh no i’ve definitely just straight up told you before i haven’t worked there lol

[unique robin]

we must be examples through leadership

[hidden glacier]

trades alpha

[mellow saffron]

but there also isn’t any apple alpha, their proc is team dependent and allat

[hidden glacier]

jk jk

[unique robin]

mythra do something

he’s spamming me alpha

[mellow saffron]

best advice i can give to anyone is to be ready for some lc medium and have some domain knowledge relevant to the team ur interviewing for

[eager karma]

wow goat advice

[unique robin]

@mellow saffron

[mellow saffron]

yeah not much u can say for apple they kinda just do whatever they want

[hidden glacier]

you marked that as unread smh

[dark bane]

i heard apple hires based on how hot u are

that’s why apple engineers tend to be p sexy

[mellow saffron]

🤔🤔

everyone on my team was pretty hot icl

[unique robin]

thanks

💅💅

was a pleasure

[dark bane]

[eager karma]

when ur a chopped chud so apple dont want u

[frigid hawk]

U would not believe the project i was just given at aws

Literally it is a problem that he said the senior engineers couldnt figure out and now they decided to make it my project

And its lowlevel

[echo obsidian]

u got that

[frigid hawk]

Bro im just an intern

Wtf

[echo obsidian]

be an ai native

[carmine snow]

holy res value

feel blessed bro

they prob meant they couldnt think of any solutions off the top of their head

[undone mirage]

mine is also kinda not like intern level i can't lie

[frigid hawk]

Bro if i give them correct solution

I should be getting paid alot more

This is going straight to customers dude i want a mil

[undone mirage]

go start a business 😂

[frigid hawk]

Am i allowed to leak project

Id like to show how hard this shit is

[undone mirage]

who cares if its vague enough

no one will know

[frigid hawk]

I wish it was vague

Its extremely niche specific infra shit

[undone mirage]

dont mention specific services / datasets / etc

honestly it should be kinda easy

cause they have all the implementation mapped out

or should anyways

and you have claude

[frigid hawk]

He knows that

He said im not gonna know anything and im expected to lean on ai heavily

Thats probably why the projects so hard

[undone mirage]

dm me it im kinda curious

ill show mine too

[frigid hawk]

I just asked chat it said i cant share it since its customer impacting

[jade shard]

@dark bane dinner minus the kalbi bc its still otw

[dark bane]

yesss i saw on da gran

gram

[undone mirage]

how much was all this

[tulip spruce]

Stop stealing my culture

[dark bane]

i want chick

but no more free points 🙁

[dark bane]

wait this is squid game ood

[echo obsidian]

use kiro

[mellow saffron]

bro said use kiro

😭

[echo obsidian]

he needs to tokenmaxx

get on the leaderboard

[undone mirage]

think some intern last year was bragging about how he was on the leaderboard

😭

no hate tho

[copper wagon]

who did sig oa

[echo obsidian]

i mean its p easy if ur not doing shit with it

u can just spawn like 10 parallel agents with opus

[copper wagon]

ik some of u ngmis didnt get the oa

[echo obsidian]

and get it to do research to write to an MD file

[swift lily]

The leaderboard is gone

[echo obsidian]

wtf

why

[swift lily]

My guess is that tokenmaxxing was made to get everyone to use AI

But now everyone does

So no need to encourage tokenmaxxing anymore

[undone mirage]

its auto

[swift lily]

Being frugal with token usage should be encouraged

[undone mirage]

meesta patrick

will i get airbnb

pls

[swift lily]

Like you don't need to ultracode and ultrathink opus 4.8 everything

[undone mirage]

im praying to rngesus

[echo obsidian]

lp maxxing

frugalitt

[copper wagon]

type sheet

[swift lily]

You should defer to our beautiful boy Sonnet whenever possible

Sonnet my baby

I love you little Sonnet

[swift lily]

Of course

Opus is a big boy

[undone mirage]

a person in here said it was only lc

pls just lc

plsssss

[swift lily]

Sonnet is my baby

[undone mirage]

opus always was being heavily used

so i could never use it while i was there

😂

had to use sonnet too

[swift lily]

Had to?

[undone mirage]

yes had to

i wanted to use opus

[swift lily]

FRUGAL

Biran Chesky called me today

[echo obsidian]

on kiro?

[swift lily]

Brian Chesky

[swift lily]

?

[undone mirage]

on cline

kiro wasn't out lsat summer until like the end

[echo obsidian]

oh

[copper wagon]

bro

[swift lily]

Are u at Zon szn

[echo obsidian]

nope

[undone mirage]

20 zonners in here

[echo obsidian]

im too ngmi

[undone mirage]

that's for sure

[jade shard]

Idk

[swift lily]

How do u hear about Kiro then

@echo obsidian

[echo obsidian]

its my favorite tui

[swift lily]

Lol

Ur joking right

[echo obsidian]

nah im fucking with u

i used it for a hackathon

[swift lily]

Wtf

[echo obsidian]

and i ran out of credits

[swift lily]

🤣

[echo obsidian]

they had to give me more

[swift lily]

They did

?

[echo obsidian]

yah

[swift lily]

Maybe cause you asked politely

They were nice

[echo obsidian]

i was on a mission to burn as many as possible

5000 kiro credits in one day

[swift lily]

DAMN

How was the hackathon

Did you use any database

Like Neon

[echo obsidian]

chromadb

[swift lily]

Who owns it

[echo obsidian]

i think its opensource

[swift lily]

Self host?

[echo obsidian]

yes

anyways theres too many bugs

in kiro tui

[swift lily]

Lol yeah

Claude Code is good enough for me

[echo obsidian]

if you use too mcuh of one model

theres a bug where it stops working

[undone mirage]

claude code > kiro anyways