2027_summer

[sullen finch]

@mighty pike i stalked chat did you interview nuro

[mighty pike]

I didn't

[sullen finch]

:((

[high rampart]

guys, where to find internships that have their applications open for 2027 summer?

[mighty pike]

But if u need some help I can help u

bcuz I'm a nice Rock

[sullen finch]

how can you help

take it for me

[mighty pike]

No

What role

[high rampart]

guys, is it possible to get internship in freshmen year?

[undone mirage]

help me

[mighty pike]

Which team, I looked at the jd. I only have knowledge in onboard system, so I can't help u on other stuffs

[sullen finch]

idk should i know it

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[mighty pike]

Idk

[sullen finch]

here wait

i can show what theyre asking

should i dm idk if thats like leaking alpha to post here

[mighty pike]

Sure

[true orbit]

How to get 280k tc cit job

[frigid hawk]

Im the cousin

Im the only one in my family who made it out of syria

They living in huts (and i did for a while) and i made it out

[undone mirage]

give me airbnb alpha

[dark bane]

i want donuts

[undone mirage]

me too

[undone cape]

yea my friend hes a freshman and hes interning at google

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[undone cape]

ik another freshman interning at two sigma

[undone mirage]

there's probably a freshman doing an anthropic fellowship

these kind of questions are bad 😭

[undone cape]

i saw that

what even is that

[undone mirage]

basically an internship

but way more selective

[unique robin]

holy shit

[undone cape]

i mean its just a stupid question

u can get a internship any year

[unique robin]

is that raemelia

[high rampart]

any tips for that and google internship?

[undone mirage]

shut up juliana

ayman

[undone cape]

yea be hella smart

[unique robin]

the amazon prestige creator

[undone mirage]

send me your LI

[unique robin]

why

[undone mirage]

so i can mysteriously connect

[unique robin]

i’m scared

[high rampart]

i have completed green book (intro to quant). and i have done lot of leetcode hard problems. i also have been doing competitive programing for a while including usaco etc

[undone cape]

do icpc

[undone mirage]

do it.

[unique robin]

no

[undone cape]

ayman

[undone mirage]

do it.,

[unique robin]

i’m tryna stay on the DL

[undone mirage]

🙁

[unique robin]

keep it 💯

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-gif-13555747940236673731

[undone cape]

ayman do u have discord mod on ur resume

[unique robin]

hi dande

no i do not

[undone cape]

u should add it

[unique robin]

hm

[high rampart]

i have found some 2027 internship opportunities. should i apply to them right now? or should i apply to them after i join university?

[undone cape]

heard its auto oai offer

[undone mirage]

just apply

[unique robin]

the other mods and admins here are all anthropic adjacent

so maybe you have a point

[undone cape]

thats insane

cscd mod mafia

[undone mirage]

are you at the quant place yet

[undone cape]

whats the secret

[unique robin]

isn’t that right @mellow saffron @swift moat

i’m the only one

who’s sub 700k tc

[high rampart]

is there any chance of a blacklist incase i dont get selected in the internship?

[undone cape]

yea

there is

[high rampart]

like is there any downside to not applying to every single internship in freshmen year

[unique robin]

wait dande are you the one who made the horrible chess move

[undone cape]

no

i dont play chess

[unique robin]

dude everyone was dying

[high rampart]

oh. then how should i balance applying to internship and staying cautious of a blacklist?

[undone cape]

u go to stanford, mit, or berkeley

heard those r decent schools for cs

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[unique robin]

hi

[undone mirage]

ayman

when u going

[undone cape]

https://klipy.com/gifs/an-iq-too-high-1

[unique robin]

going where

[undone mirage]

quant

[undone cape]

to ur internship

[unique robin]

do bonds count

[undone mirage]

yea

youre a quant

[unique robin]

well in like 4 days

[undone mirage]

wow

we start on the same day

gl to us

[undone cape]

where is it

[undone mirage]

😄

[unique robin]

bentonville

[undone mirage]

where the fuck

[undone cape]

what

😭

[unique robin]

dude bentonville is actually awesome

it’s so nice

[undone mirage]

bros in the middle of nowhere

[unique robin]

like 0 crime

[undone cape]

what kind of cartoon as name is that bro 😭

almost as bad as sunnyvale

im joking

[unique robin]

it’s my place of work

why are you hating

[undone cape]

its fantastic

im joking

[undone mirage]

you're right

[unique robin]

thx

[undone mirage]

its the greatest place on eart

[undone cape]

if u live in sunnyvale

[unique robin]

it’s funded by the walmart family

[undone cape]

u mean walmart mafia

[unique robin]

there’s a few pop up quant shops there too

[lone hinge]

try goochland

[undone mirage]

that's my quant

[unique robin]

specifically for prediction markets usually

[lone hinge]

real place btw

[undone cape]

what company is it

[undone cape]

bruh

[unique robin]

i can’t say i don’t wanna doxx myself

[undone mirage]

ill doxx u

[undone cape]

is it a big or small compan

[undone mirage]

medium

[unique robin]

if you doxx me i’m gonna ban you

[undone cape]

thats mean

[unique robin]

?ban

[undone mirage]

you woulnd't dare... we're too good of buddies

[gaunt goblet]

     ^^^^^^^^
member is a required argument that is missing.```

[unique robin]

he he

we’re good buddies as long as we respect boundaries

[undone cape]

is it openai adjecent

[undone mirage]

yep

[unique robin]

oai adjacent means a lot of things

[undone mirage]

just say yes

[mighty pike]

@undone mirage @undone mirage @undone mirage @undone mirage @undone mirage how's going

[unique robin]

rock bro

[undone mirage]

idk

[unique robin]

i keep hearing stories about you

[undone mirage]

true

rock is out and about

[high rampart]

is any ivy league fine? or only hypsm?

[mighty pike]

[unique robin]

like that time you jumped infront of a car to save @junior vale’s cat

like that shit was crazy

[undone mirage]

ill dm u

[unique robin]

the car basically got defected

deflected

[undone cape]

only stanford, mit, berkeley, harvard

[mighty pike]

Wait dm me tmrw

[undone cape]

its tmwr rock

[mighty pike]

I gotta sleep now

[unique robin]

hey dande ramellia

[mighty pike]

Why because I'm a good boy

[unique robin]

i need a new pfp

[mighty pike]

[junior vale]

ayman go to fucking bed

[unique robin]

can u guys find me one

[junior vale]

stupid FUCK

[high rampart]

oh. is it fine if i transfer to these 4 unis after freshmen year?

[mighty pike]

True

[undone mirage]

what kind

[undone cape]

yup, its not that hard

[unique robin]

idk

[undone cape]

u can use my pfp

[mighty pike]

Dw, if u have the skill everyone will want you. School does matter, but doesn't matter that much

[unique robin]

i need one that makes me seem like a chadlite

[undone mirage]

i found one

[sullen crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/834139474312822785/07d3c87b66a424ad09c4e790cc725340.png?size=512

[frank hornet]

bro what you're already going to a good school

[unique robin]

is that pfp gonna get me the girls

[undone cape]

yea

[undone mirage]

dande was trolling u btw @high rampart

[undone cape]

all the ladies

[zenith scaffold]

we all getting lit in poughkeepsie this summer

[undone mirage]

yea

[mighty pike]

Where he go

[unique robin]

dude

i was talking to this chick yesterday

[undone cape]

how was it

[undone mirage]

what sounds do chicks make

[frank hornet]

i'm not gonna leak but it mogs us to death

[unique robin]

and she was telling me about how fin - tech adjacent jobs are a red flag in guys

specifically quant trade / research

[frigid solstice]

who is we

[undone cape]

she sounds like a smart gal

[undone mirage]

you're a green flag to me 😄

[unique robin]

what’s parsi

[undone cape]

quant obsessed guys r the worst

[frigid solstice]

here we go with the larp already

[unique robin]

what larp

[undone cape]

was this at a party

[undone mirage]

@mighty pike respond ot my dms 😠

[unique robin]

nah i was at a book club

😭

[undone cape]

bruh

[mighty pike]

Noooo

[undone cape]

what the fuck man

[high rampart]

ohk but on a serious note. is being blacklisted a serious issue i should be concerned about or is it fine to apply to all companies in my freshmen year (where chances of being rejected are higher)?

[unique robin]

i go to my local libraries book clubs and got their early and was talking with the other ppl there

[undone mirage]

its fine who gaf just apply

[unique robin]

she works at bloomberg

[undone cape]

nvm

i see the vision

[zenith scaffold]

its ok more poughkeepsie abgs for me

[frank hornet]

larp as sophomore

[lapis obsidian]

@unique robin you got indian features but white skin its kinda wierd

[unique robin]

she was pretty as hell though

[frigid solstice]

isnt poughkeepsie like

a aminoirty neighborhood

[undone cape]

u know how he looks?

ayman what r ur thoughts abt that

[unique robin]

holy doxx

[undone cape]

he called u white

[unique robin]

ive got something called universe vitiligo

i used to be brown

but i lost all my skin pigment

[lapis obsidian]

what’s your type

[undone cape]

tuff

[unique robin]

it’s equivalent to be albino

[lapis obsidian]

do you fw brown queens

[unique robin]

my hair is also gonna turn white

a lot of it is already is

[swift crypt]

Raemelia was playing

[undone cape]

brown queens r amazing

[unique robin]

idt i’ve ever met a brown girl in my life

i can’t even lie

idk where to find brown people

[undone cape]

how

[unique robin]

even guys

[undone cape]

arent u indian

[unique robin]

no

[frank hornet]

come to purdue

[lapis obsidian]

what about black queens @unique robin

[unique robin]

i’m bengali but i never grew up around any

[undone cape]

ok like same thing

south asian

[lapis obsidian]

bro there gotta be brown girls where ur at bro

[unique robin]

i’ve asked out a few black girls before

[undone cape]

do u go to a hella white school

[unique robin]

moroccans specifically

egyptians

[undone cape]

um

[zenith scaffold]

moroccan = black?

[unique robin]

one girl from kenya

[undone cape]

yea what??

[unique robin]

yeah

moroccans are black

aren’t they

[undone cape]

bro

[unique robin]

are they not

[undone cape]

what kind of moroccans have u seen 😭

[zenith scaffold]

north africans are not black

[unique robin]

what kind are you seeing

oh

nevermind i guess

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-good-night-cat-kitten-gif-6243236689535713010

[undone cape]

well some north african countries

[unique robin]

she told me she was black

[undone cape]

legit the countries u listed arent majority black

[unique robin]

i think

[undone cape]

mainly arab

[unique robin]

?

[undone cape]

she could be mixed ig

[unique robin]

she rejected me also

so like

🤷

she liked reading books

that’s what i liked about her

[undone cape]

insane question

[unique robin]

yeah

tmi question

[lapis obsidian]

yo sorry

[unique robin]

though i will say ive got a weakness for girls who read

especially fantasy books

i’m almost done with second apocalypse

but wanted a break

[undone cape]

what r ur thoughts on diary of a wimpy kid

[unique robin]

i read piranesi but shit was kinda dog

idk why everyone recommended it

i’ve never read wimpy kid

[undone cape]

i think u would like it

[unique robin]

lions of al rassan is looking really good tho

even just the first few chapters

[undone cape]

ayman

[unique robin]

hey

wanna see the poster i made for second apocalypse

[undone cape]

how do i become less jealous

[unique robin]

i’m so proud of myself

i spent a good 8 hours

trying to learn photoshop

the best way to be less jealous is to address where you think you’re lacking

think and build paths in your mind of actionable things you can do

then think are you actually doing them

[undone cape]

good point

[undone mirage]

connect claude to photoshop

boom

[unique robin]

i’m 5’11

like dande i’ll give you an example

[undone cape]

round up

[unique robin]

i used to feel really shit cause everyone would talk about how they’re on such cool ml teams doing research hardware etc but i knew nothing about it but really wanted those roles

but then someone gave me a mock and i didn’t know the first thing about anything related to ml

then i realized what’s the point of being jealous if i haven’t even taken the first step

[undone cape]

thats so true

[unique robin]

so i opened up cs 229

and started

[undone cape]

im jeleous of ppl in my year who have such good internships

[unique robin]

and now i’m not longer jealous but more in awe at how much work they’ve put in

[undone cape]

but they also prob grinded a lot

whereas i dont grind

[unique robin]

there you go

so don’t be jealous celebrate their accomplishments and know u have a good resources

people are much nicer than you think especially for small bits of advice

even asking where to start is a good spot

[undone cape]

thats true

u have good points

[unique robin]

it felt almost demeaning to me at first

like asking ppl i was jealous of for help

but after asking i realized there’s nothing demeaning about wanting to learn

it was all in my head

[mellow saffron]

who pinged me

[unique robin]

i recognize they’ve put in the effort while i haven’t

so either i lock in or stop complaining

[undone cape]

yeah

[unique robin]

only after you’ve tried can you complain

so dande ask yourself have you tried

[undone cape]

i need to start asking more ppl for help/advice

[unique robin]

have you optimized

have you seriously took a step back and looked

sometimes it’s hard in the moment like getting your first internship

but that’s exactly it

this is one of those things you realize after having time to think

[mellow saffron]

what the hell is going on here

[unique robin]

hello my fellow cscd moderator

hope you’re doing well

[mellow saffron]

did you ping me

[unique robin]

💅💅

just wanted to show my appreciation to you for how you’ve kept this community together

it’s really been an honor to work alongside you

[mellow saffron]

oh

thanks u too

[unique robin]

xoxo

also here’s poster 2 that i’ve gotta figure out if i like the direction of or not because idk where else to go with it

[mellow saffron]

i like it better than when the pictures were on the branches

[unique robin]

idk

it looks kinda weird on them

i just don’t know what to do with the poster

i was thinking quotes but that’s not really the vibe of the book or character

[lone hinge]

is this reverend insanity reference

[unique robin]

yes it is

[lone hinge]

very unsolicited feedback but i like the branch/tree in the second better

not sure if you drew it yourself

[unique robin]

i used a random number gen

it’s a like fun art method using random number generators when doing nature stuff to make it look more natural

[lone hinge]

for branch placement?

interesting concept

[unique robin]

yeah and the curvature

[lone hinge]

dang

what made you change the color

also random gen?

[unique robin]

i asked claude for most branch like hex and it gave me the second image code first but i thought it contrasts too much

i felt like a faded look was best

these two were the color pallets i wanted to use

a grayish blue

fang yuan doesn’t really feel like a strong color character to me

[dark bane]

im cooked

[lone hinge]

do you have the other two images also

[unique robin]

uhhhh

maybe

lemme see

[lone hinge]

sorry im bored while waiting for my codex to run

[unique robin]

i don’t have the reverse flow river on my phone

[undone mirage]

i should ocntinue reading ri

[unique robin]

found it on pinterest

[undone mirage]

stopped at like 1900

cause i was reaching the end soon

[unique robin]

read the second apocalypse series by R Bakker Scott

or Malazan

or a Practical Guide to Evil by ErraticErrata

or even stormlight archive by brandon sanderson

or the first law series

or the traitor baru

or the wheel of time

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-gif-13555747940236673731

i dont even read

i justl isten to the audiobook

[unique robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209937283462074449/1505927723275653140/679381411_1490431589372313_6868067537690472402_n.gif

[lone hinge]

Thread

[oblique whale]

cnshitter novels in the chat

[oblique whale]

https://tenor.com/view/le-bron-james-laugh-laughs-laughing-haha-gif-26843190

[swift crypt]

charles lechair and curious were playing

[white walrus]

Anyone know how unprofessional it looks to have stubble during orientation

I just can't shave right now cause my skin is super sensitive.

[devout nest]

Say goodbye to your RO

[white walrus]

Shit man

[marble river]

Its already over 🥀

[tribal tiger]

@worthy palm

[gilded bronze]

the zon metric

[worthy palm]

?

Morning chat

[trail karma]

https://giphy.com/gifs/new-york-yankees-ny-calls-you-twin-mp2QFIbzcKnEYZumlc

[solid portal]

Haha

[gilded bronze]

only 2 months till new cycle begins and im still ngmi

https://tenor.com/view/sad-nfl-football-crying-crying-happy-gif-20762708

[tulip spruce]

are jobs still possible?

[elfin glade]

How many of us in here are sophmores?

[wheat chasm]

Are you ngmi because of your skill issue, or is your skill issue because of ngmi

[balmy bolt]

hi christo

i met someone at my work who knows u lol

[worthy palm]

Omgggg hiii

[worthy palm]

Oh woah rlly?

[balmy bolt]

yea he goes to uf

are u famous there

[worthy palm]

Where you work again I lowkey forgor

[balmy bolt]

amd

[worthy palm]

Mmmm idk ask your friend

Can you dm me who

[tribal tiger]

abg hunter

[worthy palm]

brother

[tribal tiger]

where is this

[balmy bolt]

ok when i get to work i will

[tribal tiger]

what company

[worthy palm]

I just asked that

[balmy bolt]

i just said

[tribal tiger]

oh

[worthy palm]

Read like 2 sentences above

[tribal tiger]

lmao

[worthy palm]

😭

[tribal tiger]

LMFAO

actually???

crazy snipe

[worthy palm]

Wait lowkey that’s crazy cause I feel like a lot of ppl go to amd

[balmy bolt]

hilarious

[worthy palm]

How did you guess in one shot

😭

[tribal tiger]

only guy i knew who went to AMD

im not a cpecel

[worthy palm]

Oh I see

I actually don’t recognize the name but I’m really bad at names

[tribal tiger]

hes newgen

[worthy palm]

So it’s probably a me problem

[balmy bolt]

yes spring intern

[worthy palm]

Oh I see

[tribal tiger]

bunny year

[wheat chasm]

Yo dawg congrats on Jane street, you think you can get me the referral

[tribal tiger]

me too me too

need my HRT and Jump and JS referral

unironically might try to go to those just to not be replaced by ai 💀

also to try to go to chicago instead of the bay area

[elfin glade]

[proud mauve]

Me

[gilded bronze]

skill issue

[tulip spruce]

i can get u hrt

[true orbit]

lmao Google swe arrested for insider trading

[proud mauve]

What is this

[true orbit]

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/27/google-employee-polymarket-insider-trading.html

[slender crypt]

i saw that lol

guy works in switzerland

[true orbit]

yea they grabbed him when he flew to nyc

[fickle breach]

is recruiting for fall worth it if im behind asf in lc

seems like waste of time

[sullen quartz]

do u have prevs

[hybrid saddle]

4.8 dropped

[fickle breach]

no

next summer supposed to be my last

[sullen quartz]

might as well apply to fall but will be hard to get stuff

focusing on lc is better

[fickle breach]

yeah i got a ton of oas last 2 cycles just couldnt pass

ty

[dry garnet]

Did anyone get c1 recruiter reach out today

For tip

[wise sand]

does !problems for the bot give you the "tagged problems" for companies

like are those the problems that recent interviews have had

[fickle breach]

yes i think they're pulled from leetcode premium

[true orbit]

holy anthropic almost at 1 trillion

[coral cedar]

can i get anthro ref

[true orbit]

only if u prev AT&T

[sullen finch]

theyre my provider can i get one

[swift crypt]

charles lechair was playing

[stable wasp]

yo deadass? 😭 🙏

[undone mirage]

you're already there bro

😭

[hidden glacier]

yeah

[hidden glacier]

yeah and you can filter by 30 days, 3 months or 6 months

[unique robin]

hi

@strong violet

how’s the office

u meet alana yet?

alana is my goat

[true orbit]

😭 😭

[true orbit]

Nah T-Mobile is superior

[sullen finch]

It’s really not

[mellow saffron]

fr

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-nurse-chansey-nursing-another-chansey-caring-gif-12117758

[coral cedar]

?

i wish

[peak nymph]

Found the entire interview process for Salesforce btw, could be useful if you applied for the summer 2027 swe intern role https://www.interndb.io/companies/salesforce - if someone else has already gone through the process it would be appreciated if you could make a post about about it on InternDB, trying to make a database of reviews/insights on interviews from various different companies since it could be helpful for everyone for the upcoming cycle

[undone mirage]

basically right next to it

[echo obsidian]

is this an ad lmao

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/toadette-mario-toadette-mario-mario-toadette-nintendo-gif-13040765779615800492

[true orbit]

did sonnet get stupid for anyone else

[robust jacinth]

wth anthropic raised 65b

[coral cedar]

🙄

[stable wasp]

save me bro

wait is u deadahh at&t -> anthropic or is that just trolls

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[true orbit]

bro i gotta change at&t to something worse

[stable wasp]

BROHOOO 😭

[undone mirage]

change it to

ummmmmmmm

geico

[true orbit]

im going albertsons

[undone mirage]

what the fuck is that

that's some super nichce shit

someone will believe it

[true orbit]

its on that one tier list

S tier

[undone mirage]

what the fuck is that

😂

and why is meta s tier

and snowflake

and grindr

nothing makes sense

[mellow saffron]

one of those makes perfect sense

[undone mirage]

grindr?

[narrow sierra]

grindr stock lowkey been pumping

[frosty badge]

what meta employee made this list

[true orbit]

idk but i read deepmind and anthropic there as deepthroat at first

[hidden heath]

Verkada B tier

Lmao

[mystic shard]

fuckass list

[undone mirage]

the only valid tier list

[mighty pike]

Inaccurate

[undone mirage]

https://amaz-stige.vercel.app/?view=rankings

remember to vote guys 😄

[undone mirage]

would u like to construct a good one with me

[ocean meadow]

is method doing the top ones past 6 months

[wanton dune]

Has anyone gotten SIG QT OA

[lapis obsidian]

snowflake s tier?

[sullen finch]

wtf is bessmer trust

get this off

[undone mirage]

wdym

u can basically put anything if its on blind

😭

https://www.teamblind.com/company/Bessemer-Trust

wwhole point of this goated feature

[sullen finch]

but why did you add it

why is it forcing me to rate it

[undone mirage]

i didn't add it

[sullen finch]

get it off

[undone mirage]

someone else did

anyone can add stuff

[sullen finch]

im only getting asked that trust and metlife

bumahh companies

[undone mirage]

yea cause it needs

votes

to populate

it takes the least populated company

[sullen finch]

it needs to be off the list 😭

[undone mirage]

just vote against it then 😭

and you'll get normal stuff again after a while

honestly this elo system

is actually pretty good

looking at these raknings

aside from a few outliers

like this

its pretty accurate

[nimble oak]

cockroach labs orz...

[undone mirage]

what even is that

[copper wagon]

bunsroach labs

[sullen finch]

theyre not bad

they have good talent

maybe not that high

but theyre good

[lapis obsidian]

fwiw it’s an ok tier list just slightly biased

the one going around xwitter is worse

[unkempt current]

does sig qt have a cool down

deadass havent even gotten the auto oa

[trail karma]

how do i get c1

[oblique whale]

correctly ranked

[hidden shuttle]

Have one prev internship

[hidden glacier]

lock in

c1 bar is pretty low right

[trail karma]

nah its too hard

[trail karma]

yeah it is codesignal is harder than int

im feeling the frugality lp i havent gotten shit for merch

[hidden glacier]

i think you just need a 400 for an int

[trail karma]

cheap ass

es

[trail karma]

bar cant be that low

bc 400 is easy asf

[hidden glacier]

ik people with low 400s who got interviews

[trail karma]

i think i failed the vjt

or whatever

[hidden glacier]

yeah that matters too

[trail karma]

i answer whatever comes to mind i failed the c1 one but passed the zon one

curious

[hidden glacier]

yeah and it's rng too

sigh i just need something next cycle

[trail karma]

same

ur soph right

u got time

[hidden glacier]

yeah rising junior

[trail karma]

im rising senior

[hidden glacier]

i have an internship sorta with my school's student association which is actual swe work

not sure if that counts as a prev

[trail karma]

mine in soph summer also wasnt a prev

amazon will save u

[hidden glacier]

it didn't this cycle lol

i applied within the first 5 minutes with a referral

[trail karma]

its rng

[hidden glacier]

and got res screened

[trail karma]

i apllied oct and got int march

[hidden glacier]

but my resume was pretty ml oriented at the time so

but now it's mostly crud/fullstack

[trail karma]

i think zon has like crazy ai push

from higher up

[hidden glacier]

yeah a lot of companies are

[mellow saffron]

ai is a scam

[hidden glacier]

when i interviewed for ibm they said they were very pro ai

[mellow saffron]

don’t get baited

[trail karma]

vibecoding is based just dont be stupid

[undone mirage]

idk why you're saying starting to

[hidden glacier]

actually yeah they already are

[undone mirage]

all faang have basically transitioned to majority ai written code

[trail karma]

this l5 on my team said she hasnt opened ide in weeks

[undone mirage]

its been like this

since like last year 😭

people just refuse to believe it

[hidden glacier]

i wasn't really aware until my ibm interview

[trail karma]

i mean theres no issue if u review it and dont try to 1shot big ass features right

[hidden glacier]

yeah ofc

[echo obsidian]

ifaang

[undone mirage]

cifaang

[echo obsidian]

facts

[trail karma]

apparently meta is hell now

can anyone confirm?

[hidden glacier]

there's layoffs rn

[undone mirage]

hell how

oh right

[trail karma]

i heard they be monitoring ppl’s activity w ai

[undone mirage]

there was a leaderboard

yea

[trail karma]

meta severance is hella good tho

[hidden glacier]

a leaderboard?

tf

[undone mirage]

amazon has an ai quota or something

u gotta use a certain amount of tokens

[trail karma]

i heard ppl at amazon were trying to burn as many tokens on meshclaw

arbitrarily

[undone mirage]

yea

doing bs stuff

its funny

ai is the future

it won't ever become obscure because its so applicable to anything

[quaint marlin]

it’ll become obscure when only the smartest people are around because they automated so many jobs

[undone mirage]

right it'll only be obscure on frontier research stuff

[quaint marlin]

AGI ahh take sorry guys 😂😭

I think it helps on that stuff too though

[trail karma]

what do u even do w meshclaw

[quaint marlin]

Idk I’m excited for AI I want to be able to do multiple jobs just being one role feels limiting

[trail karma]

i lowk only learned what an ai agent was yesterday

im gonna be fr

[quaint marlin]

It’s okay it’s adoption phase imo

Companies are still tryna figure out how to best implement this stuff

[trail karma]

@undone mirage what team are u on

[undone mirage]

😳

dms

[trail karma]

what do tier0 aws teams even do

is it just maintenance

[quaint marlin]

Maintenance is important you have direct impact on SLAs

[trail karma]

i didnt say it wasnt

im just saying like does ec2 just make sure it doesnt break

[oblique whale]

work at aws

[frigid solstice]

yo im a chud

[undone mirage]

Hi chud

[tulip spruce]

hi @swift moat

and ofc @mellow saffron

[sleek meadow]

@undone mirage us this summer

[true orbit]

Is this fr

oh he works at Microsoft this makes so much sense now

[lilac hemlock]

💀

[oblique whale]

google is too high but besides that what's the issue?

[sleek meadow]

The problem is Google is at S tier

[gilded bronze]

meta above nvidia and netflix

is atrocious

[strong violet]

who is this

[undone mirage]

ibm be letting anyone in

[echo obsidian]

bro wtf

why is he flexing like thats a good thing

[scenic dew]

technology sales

trying to get some commission checks

[swift moat]

my friend knows this guy irl lol

[sullen finch]

My condolences

[undone mirage]

is this tuff

[true orbit]

ouck is a mutual on linkedin

[dusty atlas]

Ye I’m the ceo ur in bro

[tough flume]

I'm on the board ur fired

[dusty atlas]

Ouu shi

[undone mirage]

the larp never ends

[restive compass]

not even larp unironically

he lives paycheck to paycheck

[undone mirage]

is he ng

yea he's ng

either living above his paycheck

or larping

[restive compass]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-restaurant-paris-sleeperdog-tell-them-to-bring-out-the-whole-restaurant-gif-12448696901855952759

[mellow saffron]

@restive compass

hi

[restive compass]

r u home yet

[balmy bolt]

he just like me fr

WE are ai native

[sleek meadow]

I found your offer @restive compass

[restive compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/998216133129814016/1042982184354578494/0750537D-D2B2-410D-ABD3-BC23EB69544E.gif?width=478&height=683

[fickle breach]

https://giphy.com/gifs/movie-men-adam-sandler-PHeIue5jYtd4s

[pure crater]

https://tierboard.xyz

[oblique whale]

fraudulent top 10

[sleek meadow]

Where’s Boeing?

[lapis obsidian]

h

[pure crater]

I need more voters 🥀

[sleek meadow]

No way Lockheed Martin isn’t number 1

[oblique whale]

pay me $10 and ill do 5 mins of voting

[pure crater]

Sonion

[oblique whale]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-emoji-shush-mewing-gif-5213080002189044391

[echo obsidian]

bro

is this vibecoded

did u at least lock down ur apis

[pure crater]

Try and attack this website

[pure crater]

Thanks

[echo obsidian]

theres rate limitng

but ur rate limiting sucks

[oblique whale]

cooler site than the other slop though @pure crater

how are u grabbing the companie

[echo obsidian]

cfaang

[mellow saffron]

yummy

[true orbit]

what is qsd at sig

[tribal tiger]

Gang just cheat on them

It’s literally just the game

[vivid stirrup]

https://x.com/claudeai/status/2060042702150930686?s=20

Claude (@claudeai)

Introducing Claude Opus 4.8: it builds on Opus 4.7 with sharper judgment, more honesty about its own progress, and the ability to work independently for longer than its predecessors.

Available today at the same price.

X · May 28, 2026, 4:57 PM

@nimble oak I think you’re right about going all in on AI

The models aren’t plateauing

In a couple years the only way you can have any impact is by getting into the AI game somehow

SWE is completely fucked

We have maybe a year or less to get in on this before it’s too late

[swift moat]

This has been said every year since 2022

[vivid stirrup]

The charts bro

The charts

Mythos is the grey dot at the top

[mellow saffron]

right

that’s why when i tell it to give a role to a button it somehow does it wrong the first time

[fluid salmon]

The models are if you can't tell that LLM are plateauing you are braindead

and Claude just fudges the chart it's easy asf to lie with statistics

[vivid stirrup]

My brother a year ago the models could barely center a div

Now if you don’t use LLMs when coding you’re brain dead

Extrapolate that growth over the next year or even 2

[oblique whale]

dude has the memory of a goldfish

[fluid salmon]

A year ago they could center a div

Literlly gpt2 can probably center a div

[balmy bolt]

a yr ago the models were way worse tho

fs

[fluid salmon]

there wil need to be a completely diff architecture change

[balmy bolt]

ai kinda goated

[fluid salmon]

like regarding context window or transformers or some new hardware shi

[balmy bolt]

that’s why i’m ai native now

pure claude no manual code

[fluid salmon]

i think ai is great but the models improving meaningfully is copium

[oblique whale]

4.7 was ass and people guzzle the progress

[mellow saffron]

artificial crudboy intelligence

[fluid salmon]

why do u need AI for crud

the fucking libraries do it all for u anyways

[vivid stirrup]

Obv I’m exaggerating but everyone agrees that the models were not nearly as good a year ago as they are now

[balmy bolt]

not all of us are good at coding

[vivid stirrup]

Bruh may 2025 was GPT 4.1

[balmy bolt]

if only i could get more than a 300 on gca

[mighty pike]

@balmy bolt

https://tenor.com/view/pixar-disney-hoppers-lizard-wave-gif-15184704642520455338

[balmy bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/pixar-disney-hoppers-lizard-wave-gif-15184704642520455338

[fluid salmon]

bruh u dont need to code to do crud

the crudslop just does it for u

[balmy bolt]

i have the ai do the crudslop for me

[fluid salmon]

based

[undone mirage]

@balmy bolt want to help

[fluid salmon]

just have the ai inject its self into the database

[undone mirage]

idk where to put the rest

[balmy bolt]

yes i’m so bored waiting for claude rn

[fluid salmon]

and just pump its knowledge

all over until the DB explodes

[balmy bolt]

oh

not rizzy

[undone mirage]

😂

[oblique whale]

dickriding quant too hard

[balmy bolt]

broadcom s tier

[undone mirage]

quant genuinely hard to get into as opposed to big tech

[fluid salmon]

wait whats the lsit

on difficulty or how good

[oblique whale]

is this a tier of how good the place is to work at or how hard it is to get in

Lol

[fluid salmon]

optiver is no way the same tier as js and citadel

lol

[undone mirage]

rock can help

rocks an expert

[undone mirage]

is it really

[oblique whale]

only if you joined 2 yrs ago

[balmy bolt]

ramp should be a tier up imo

[fluid salmon]

cit js and hrt are the 3 biggest prestigious ones i think

[balmy bolt]

everyone ik at broadcom makes like 600k

[fluid salmon]

all the other quants are a tier below

[undone mirage]

optivers in there too

[fluid salmon]

no

[mighty pike]

No bruh

No

[undone mirage]

rock help

😄

[mighty pike]

[fluid salmon]

the ppl at optiver would kill to work at cit

im sure

on avg if they can last

[mighty pike]

I think u move neural link to B

[undone mirage]

https://www.teamblind.com/post/optiver-vs-citadel-securities-drfcc3n7

[mighty pike]

Waymo and cursor to S

[oblique whale]

unfortunately the tier list failed the litmus test

[undone mirage]

holy bias

[mighty pike]

No bias

[fluid salmon]

Personlly I'd take Optiver

[undone mirage]

i asked chatgpt where it thought it went icl

[fluid salmon]

because I'm from Chicago

[glacial geode]

hi rock

[oblique whale]

FRAUD

[glacial geode]

is waymo super cool?

[fluid salmon]

IMC didn't it used to have a much better reputation though?

[oblique whale]

no

[mighty pike]

No

[fluid salmon]

I'd take Optiver but if you're optimziing for prestige + TC taking Cit is a no brainer

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-gif-13555747940236673731

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-gif-13555747940236673731

[oblique whale]

imc always had mid pay and high attrition

[undone mirage]

waymos supa cool

[fluid salmon]

it's just you have to work a ton at citadel because there is dtraining and you have to learn about dark pool

[undone mirage]

youre right rokc

[fluid salmon]

and all those things

[undone mirage]

waymo should be s tier

[glacial geode]

waymo so cool

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-gif-13555747940236673731

[undone mirage]

i'm making waymo s tier

https://tenor.com/view/cute-staring-cat-big-eyes-gif-7956809724572065030

[fluid salmon]

Waymo is S

[glacial geode]

holy tuff

[fluid salmon]

or A

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-lizard-tom-the-lizard-hoppers-hoppers-pixar-gif-18247620511221215378

[fluid salmon]

I thought IMC had a high reputation a efw years ago?

[mighty pike]

For me at least

[oblique whale]

Meta b tier is crazy same with ramp b tier

ramp S, meta A

[mighty pike]

I dont want to work at quant

Sooo

[fluid salmon]

Like I thought IMC was considered one of the top 5 at one point

[glacial geode]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-wojak-soyjak-soy-jak-truth-gif-10540901418861964264

[undone mirage]

meta glaze is too much

[oblique whale]

yeah bro in some fanfic maybe

[balmy bolt]

imc is alpha competition

[oblique whale]

lol metas the top payer for staff+

[undone mirage]

how many people realistically getting staff+

[fluid salmon]

lol i stg someone said it to me before

[urban ore]

TESLA S TIER

[undone mirage]

meta is unstable and glazed super hard

[oblique whale]

if ur shooting for S u can go for it

[undone mirage]

when it lays off at the same rate as amazon

in percentage of work force

[oblique whale]

it's glazed but not B tier glaze

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[undone mirage]

ill move it to a

[fluid salmon]

Meta is AI ative tho

native

[undone mirage]

why is ramp

s tier

what does ramp even do

[mighty pike]

[oblique whale]

crazy comp + growth

[mighty pike]

[zenith scaffold]

fancy c1 is sofi

ramp is fancy sofi

[undone mirage]

help me rank the rest

[fluid salmon]

based off what just aura

i just base my companie tier list off aura, prestige, history, if id like to work ther ebasically and then TC.

[mellow saffron]

theyre all s tier

[urban ore]

why is neuralink S tier

i thought comp was bad

[fluid salmon]

Bc u put the chip in the brain

[undone mirage]

im just basing the company in general

and how much it brings to your resume i guess

res value

yea i g this whole tier list is just res value

[mellow saffron]

it’s pretty damn hard to list smth off resume value

the work u do also matters

[urban ore]

samsung workers just got a 400k bonus, so samsung s tier

[mellow saffron]

then depends what ur recruiting for

like burp said

[undone mirage]

that's why only the big quants are here

actually you're right

i feel most middle aged people are out of touch

and live in their own little world

i asked my airbnb recruiter if she knew what roblox was

she didn't

nor did anyone on my team at amazon

[true orbit]

it’s kinda sus if ur middle aged and know Roblox unless u have kids

like how are u even finding out about roblox if ur 40 with no kids

[undone mirage]

😂 its kind of hard not to hear about roblox if you're middle aged + have kids

[urban ore]

its lowk their job to know big tech companies tho no?

[undone mirage]

if you're 40 with no kids then yea

[void wolf]

Kanucool.

I’ve heard a lot about you

[urban ore]

eng kinda makes sense

[true orbit]

I don’t think my parents know the video games I was playing in elementary school by name

[solid wolf]

this not completely related, but multiple interviewers i had thought claude code referred to the anthropic models and didnt know it was its own harness

[true orbit]

besides like Pokémon

[urban ore]

recruiters should know tho lol

[urban ore]

did u start yet

full time

[void wolf]

Yeah but I’m in Airbnb but in someone’s house

Like I’m in a room

Not an apartment

In someone’s house.

[urban ore]

damn bruh

[void wolf]

🥲

[urban ore]

i thought u got a nice ass lease

or like university housing

[void wolf]

[true orbit]

tbh that’s why like Google is underrated on here I think

I think that’s still the gold standard for a lot of people

[void wolf]

@proud mauve is this your goat

[true orbit]

prolly most people

[void wolf]

Is Amazon better

[sullen finch]

😂

[true orbit]

Nah places like roblox databricks stripe whatever

[sullen finch]

Ain’t no way

0/10 bait

[void wolf]

Wlb matters ngl

[undone mirage]

kanu back to ragebaiting

[void wolf]

I used to think differently

[true orbit]

Wdym Amazon has the best wlb

[urban ore]

wlb dont matter ngl

[austere path]

isnt amazon famous for bad wlb unless u get lucky with a good team

[true orbit]

No

[undone mirage]

hes ragebaiting

😭

[true orbit]

avg is like 30 hours a week

[undone mirage]

you guys are falling for it

[sullen finch]

No it’s Deloitte

[undone mirage]

oh my god

[austere path]

is this for non aws?😭

[void wolf]

Stripe lwk tuff

[true orbit]

yeah aws is like 40 I think

[void wolf]

Word

[austere path]

yeah why would u even want aws bruh

[sullen finch]

If you count the part time drivers I guess yeah

[austere path]

same pay for more work

[true orbit]

but aws has free breakfast lunch dinner

[proud mauve]

He is bro

[true orbit]

and remote work

[urban ore]

ruby is my dream

[austere path]

oh shit

[proud mauve]

Omg kanu is so cool and intelligent

[austere path]

they aint tell me all that

[true orbit]

aws ng is like 300k

[austere path]

alr bud

[true orbit]

300k free breakfast lunch dinner full remote