2027_summer

[eager karma]

i feel like greedy is easier than dp

[hidden glacier]

some people have like no crud and wonder why they're getting screened

[swift moat]

maneesh on the beat shabang

[hidden glacier]

when the role they're applying for is explicitly crud

[fickle breach]

bc im thinking of replacing one of my projects but i feel like that should be the least of my priorities when i can’t pass an oa lol

[lilac hemlock]

LOL

[fickle breach]

or consistently do good at lc

[lilac hemlock]

i havent done any greedy problems yet so i cant really gauge ngl

[fickle breach]

but i get oas

[eager karma]

all of my ops

[cold junco]

me asf

[fickle breach]

so resume is good enough i think

[eager karma]

you dont like my social media app bruh?

[swift moat]

where does it go

🤕

[lilac hemlock]

well thank goodness my current internship is CRUD! (

[hidden glacier]

same same

i have that and research as my exp so far

[lilac hemlock]

nice

[lone rampart]

💀

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/thelukeymc-job-gif-10703749023643203621

[earnest rock]

Oh nooooo hackerranks are proctored now we’re all sooooo fucked

What ever will I do

[lilac hemlock]

on a real note though if the new desktop app did worry you then you werent gonna pass that proc in the first place 😭

(im talking to myself

[undone mirage]

interesting only 2.1k amazon interns in the directory

maybe hc is a lot less thsi year

[earnest rock]

@undone mirage and a Google search

Looks like this app has been around for a while tho I’ve never seen a company require it tho

[undone mirage]

visa made me use it

[earnest rock]

I thought visa uses gca

Oh right they use both

[solid portal]

hey rae rae

[trail karma]

im one of them

[undone mirage]

Hi yeem yeem

[undone mirage]

Did u start yet

[trail karma]

yea on monday

[undone mirage]

Ooh shooot

U mean

Tmmrw?

[frigid solstice]

isnt it memorial day tmmr

[true orbit]

should’ve picked last week start date cause then you’d get paid for tomorrow

[frigid solstice]

oh wow

[carmine snow]

need to wait till all start dates pass

aza has a tool that can fetch these numbers too btw

[undone mirage]

It used to be 2.8k

Idk what theyre doing

2.8k like a month ago

[carmine snow]

r u saying thats total sde across all locations

[undone mirage]

Ye

Total north amer sde interns

[carmine snow]

the aza tool said like 2.9k total sde all locations rn, and 1.2k in us

but that was only counting ppl whove started

[undone mirage]

Hc is really low this year

[carmine snow]

for winter sure

i think summer is still gonna be 2kish for US

[undone mirage]

I guess we will see soon

[carmine snow]

speaking of hc

google was 1800 this year i think

one sec my friend at g sent me the number

1800 north amer, 3000 global

[ionic apex]

2k is to little

4k min

[carmine snow]

well see

[ionic apex]

What was it last yr for us

4k?

Sde

[carmine snow]

dunno

wasnt a tool like this before

aza randomly got access to this employment database tool this year i guess

[ionic apex]

I’m saying Zon is literally creating families generational wealth

[carmine snow]

zon is not generational wealth 😭

[ionic apex]

It is tho

[undone mirage]

4.5k

[carmine snow]

howd u get this number

[ionic apex]

200k - 300k - 400k

Promos

That’s great money

[undone mirage]

Last year in phone tool

[ionic apex]

If u invest

[undone mirage]

Ill get the image

[frigid solstice]

nope

[ionic apex]

Ig our def of generational is diff

[carmine snow]

u need like 10-25 mil to enter gen wealth territory

[undone mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300170370518614167/1389130896602304632/image.png?ex=6a149536&is=6a1343b6&hm=44436c374f9b9b9eb6129479c890fc8f31cc4697a17396e9683fc38e1fd3d62c&

[undone mirage]

^^

[trail karma]

no i started last week

[ionic apex]

Says who tho

[trail karma]

thats what i meant

[undone mirage]

Can u phone tool how many interns

By using that query in the pic

[trail karma]

ill do it on tuesday

[frigid solstice]

by who

source?

[ionic apex]

Idk I’m looking online I’m seeing a bunch of a diff numbers

[hidden glacier]

seattle?

[trail karma]

nyc

[hidden glacier]

oh fire

[frigid solstice]

proof

[carmine snow]

holy

[frigid solstice]

source

fake codes

bros just making shit up 🤣

[ionic apex]

Why do u think this defines generational wealth

[frigid solstice]

false

[fickle breach]

never seen a dude be this gullible to ragebait

it's ok we all learn

[undone mirage]

james vs burp

new meta rivalry

[true orbit]

what’s considered generational wealth here

[frigid solstice]

at least 100 dollars

[mighty pike]

Anyone in Mountain view now?

[dark bane]

[hybrid saddle]

im such ac hud

[dark bane]

[undone mirage]

i will be soon

we can see eachotehr >:)

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-larping-coal-alarm-gem-gif-558142585063610704

[trail karma]

@undone mirage i thought u didnt get google

how u in mountain view

[undone mirage]

cause im at amazon

and mountain view is right next to palo alto

[trail karma]

what exactly is bad about amazon is it just layoffs

[undone mirage]

layoffs

wlb

[trail karma]

im confused why its viewed negatively other than that

[undone mirage]

less tc compared to 3/5 faangs

[trail karma]

wlb fair enough but dont u work a ton at like google too

[undone mirage]

more toxic workplace

[undone mirage]

not really

depends on team ofc

but looking at amazon vs google, like half of amazon's revenue is generated by aws

and cloud services / products jsut tend to have like bad wlb

[trail karma]

fair enough ig

i just dont see how 200k ng is bad

[undone mirage]

its worse than 3/5 faangs

[dark bane]

[trail karma]

whats it better than

[undone mirage]

apple

[trail karma]

i thought zon was the worst faang or smth

[undone mirage]

oh no

its the worst faang

but tc wise

its better than apple

[trail karma]

ye thought so

[true orbit]

5 day rto

No food

[trail karma]

i mean it is still a faang ig

other than it not being as good as google

[true orbit]

I mean yeah ofc it’s good vs the vast majority of other companies

[hidden shuttle]

Apple most stable faang

Meta has highest tc though

[dark bane]

i heard meta employees are the most sexy and good looking

[true orbit]

at higher levels yea not ng

[frigid solstice]

zon hired my left nutt with no interviews

[wide sorrel]

Yo

[mighty pike]

I just wanna go rock climbing

[fickle breach]

u should want apple just for the aura

no justification is needed

bro

r we serious

nothing is tuff about any of these companies but apple

[sullen finch]

Amazon is not 200 NG

185

[ionic apex]

Idt meta is worth working at icl

Like if u can avoid it

then avoid it

[glacial geode]

Where will pay 800+ ng

[barren maple]

java script capital

[ionic apex]

I think bad wlb on average, no refreshers, culture

AWS is res val tho

[swift moat]

it kind of combines a lot of cons from other companies; known for rlly bad wlb (mostly aws), mass layoffs, mass hiring, and the benefits are rlly bad compared to other faang

[royal gorge]

has jump started recruiting

[wheat bough]

is tesla better than apple, amazon

[wheat bough]

actually prob not in terms of wlb

[mint quest]

996

[crystal pendant]

isnt it like 130k base tho?

[crystal pendant]

damn u rly at meta now. u survived layoffs?

[true orbit]

129

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/zeta-gif-17303289226338994796

[swift moat]

no unless ap

[undone mirage]

Ask some abgs bro cmon

[undone mirage]

Idk the offers in #1337377872112779264 are all higher for ng than amazon / apple

So tc wise if thats your thing

Oops I meant

#1344137760604426333

[hybrid saddle]

if u consdier that

tesla makes u 996

the pay is less

they can pay u 50% more but expect u to work 2x more

[undone mirage]

Some people would like that

More impact or wtv

All up to the person

[hybrid saddle]

yes

[crystal pendant]

mogging layoffs

[lilac hemlock]

@balmy bolt you may not remember this but i remember i asked chat about whether i study for an exam or do LC (or something else) and you said study for exam

i got an A and got my first deans list semester lol

[crystal pendant]

what is dat meta money like

IM POOR

[undone mirage]

Thats all useless wheres your job

Jk

[lilac hemlock]

Going back to it on tuesday

Life is up

[swift moat]

the ice cream shop almost makes up for the psc culture

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/no-cant-believe-sad-cry-gif-14042674

[civic cliff]

Man this guy 😭

There’s not a single company you like

What’s considered as worthy in your opinion?

[high phoenix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TEjhDdMfdk

this is hilarious

[brazen lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-making-sure-everyone-is-real-that-man-is-not-real-stan-twitter-looking-noticing-gif-3239474457455144635

[high phoenix]

https://tenor.com/uDNaWI1j4pu.gif

[still flint]

does anyone know if its bad to put dec grad on resume, will I get autofiltered for summer 2027 internships if i grad dec 2027?

[balmy bolt]

aura

[lapis obsidian]

fuck kendrick ng

[crystal pendant]

fuck u

[hidden glacier]

no

you should be returning in the fall at least

so you can put it

[still flint]

thank you

[swift moat]

nah i'd say there's several companies he likes

[dark bane]

he prob likes pinterest and meta and google
i heard their employees are all sexy

[civic cliff]

He's a D1 hater

[civic cliff]

Pinterest is the single most auraful tech company there is

[eager karma]

cognizant ngl

[frosty badge]

i watched this lmao ts was gold

[dark bane]

yeah i heard they only hire good looking people

[swift moat]

gotta be hating in the big 26

[swift moat]

i heard the same

no wonder i always get res rej

[autumn wadi]

hating on apple is a little crazy i feel

i dont see many people intern at apple

and u actually work on physical stuff people use

which i like

[carmine snow]

apple is cool

who even cares lol everyone here is basically destined for $150k-$250k ng

theres more to life than your job guys 😂😂😂

[rich aspen]

Bro I’m compe but like

Idk how to land the apple hardware jobs

Icl

Like I feel like ECE requires so much more background knowledge to land the job that it’s kinda fried

[cold junco]

mfs will get databricks and shit on people with amazon 🤣

[eager karma]

oh nooo we're all making 6 figures

[carmine snow]

not even, ppl will pass 1 banked intern intv at meta and start dunking on every company below it in prestige despite not even getting their intvs

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[cold junco]

Yup lmao

If u get into big tech its all the same lwk

[dark bane]

im destined for zero bro

[swift moat]

ngl there are some relatively normal expenditures out of reach even w/ that; there was a cnbc report recently on how avg date was almost ~$200 in 2026

[cold junco]

u can afford a 200$ date on 250k ng bro

[carmine snow]

where tf u taking ur dates bro

and yea thats still lowk light

thats half a day of work for an intern

[cold junco]

200$ date is p normal tho lol

[swift moat]

no u cant lmao unless ur going twice a year

what are we saying

[cold junco]

Bro what

😭

[proud mauve]

What do swe at Apple even do

[cold junco]

U can afford that every wk lmfao

[swift moat]

$1000/mo

good ragebait bro

[dark bane]

i spend 200 dollars a week just on chip and chick

[proud mauve]

Make iMessages 🤣🤣🤣

[swift moat]

thats half ur rent

[cold junco]

alr bro

good bait

[swift moat]

i cant tell if ur genuinely serious ab spending 1k/mo on dates

[dark bane]

[swift moat]

u will be trapping soon spending like that

[cold junco]

U could afford it lol

if u cant afford 1k/mo on random shit w 250k/yr salary ur horribly mismanaging ur money

maybe if the 250k a yr is half paper sure u cant afford

[swift moat]

if u are spending 1k/mo on random shit w/ 250k ur horribly mismanaging ur money

also liquidating rsu's to fund ur lifestyle is atrocious money mgmt

[cold junco]

Yea bro always keep rsu

[swift moat]

im not saying that, u can sell and diversify or wtv

[glacial geode]

sup lo5goat

[swift moat]

but having to reach past ur base to fund lifestyle is crazy

[rich stag]

yall mfs out of touch

250k is more than enough wtf

[cold junco]

dude idk if ur trolling but if ur making 250k/yr and are saving over 92% of ur posttax income ur genuinely the biggest RAT oat

[swift moat]

to spend 1k/mo on dates are we serious

[rich stag]

y r u sepdnign 1k/mo on dates in the first place

[cold junco]

i didnt say to spend 1k on dates a month lmao dont move the goalpost

[swift moat]

how are u saving 92%? that's not even possible unless u live in a hostel

[rich stag]

not every date has to be a luxury resturant

[cold junco]

u make 13k/mo posttax in CA off 250k

[swift moat]

u said u can afford it...

[cold junco]

Yea u could

[swift moat]

im not moving anything

[cold junco]

assuming u stop sports betting and going out drinking every weekend or wtv else

u can afford 1k/mo != u should spend 1k a mo

[cold junco]

👋

[swift moat]

was just a cnbc figure, was getting at the fact that many "normal" expenditures are difficult even for ppl slightly below henry status

[cold junco]

Yea 250k is poverty mb

Sorry

[glacial geode]

lo5 arent u incoming 1mil tc

[eager karma]

who the fuck is going on 4 dates a month

yall r chopped as fuck thats why

[cold junco]

u not doing sm w ur girl every wk?

[cold junco]

if ur sub {whatever i make} just blow ur shi off

insane levels of virginity to say this as a flex lmao

[eager karma]

1k a month is still crazy tho i just dont think thats necessary

[glacial geode]

does jorking it 100hz count?

[eager karma]

ay it is what it is

[swift moat]

now factor in mbdr + 401k up to match + hsa + backdoor roth + rent + groceries + misc expenses + hysa + brokerage

[cold junco]

bro rlly flexing the fact he sleeps with his (hypothetical) girlfriend 😭

[glacial geode]

i think ur larping gf, but if u aren't i feel sorry for her

[eager karma]

id say thinking 250k isnt enough to go on dates is worse

[swift moat]

u dont have 1k to throw around

[eager karma]

well im gay so yes

[swift moat]

is this low or high

[glacial geode]

hi juda

[civic cliff]

Not this again 😭

[dark bane]

sup std

[glacial geode]

wait ive had dates that were very fun be like $50

total

[eager karma]

i think it depends on what u qualify as a date

[cold junco]

u guys have the reading comprehension of a toddler bro 😭

[glacial geode]

wait also tailscale kinda orz...

[swift moat]

that's good im not denying ur reality was just quoting a figure

[cold junco]

just bc u can go on 4 dates a month at 200$ each doesnt mean u should or that its normal

but u can

[glacial geode]

lo5 ill take u out on a date 💋

[cold junco]

also idk where 1k/mo is coming from there r typically 4w in a month

[cold junco]

When

[glacial geode]

PU SHAWTY

lo5 i met ro yesterday

[swift moat]

what do u consider?

[cold junco]

@swift moat claude said
6:04 PM
Short answer: ~$4,900/month is what's left after rent, groceries, and every tax-advantaged + after-tax savings bucket you listed (401k, HSA, mega backdoor Roth, backdoor Roth IRA).

u can def afford to blow 1k/mo on random shi w this

[swift moat]

where is extra in brokerage + hysa

[glacial geode]

even in cali?

[cold junco]

idk bro i aint reading allat

[swift moat]

prolly more like 2900 or 1900

[cold junco]

this is for bay area

[civic cliff]

Depends on what you consider a date?

[cold junco]

getting dinner w ur partner once a wk is p normal

[glacial geode]

@cold junco does this include my gambling losses

[swift moat]

let's err on high end so 2900, if u spend 1k on dates u have 1900 for every other fun expenditure; maybe possible for a month but def not every month

[glacial geode]

highkey

[eager karma]

literally anything can be (besides some low effort shit like chilling in a car imo) maybe its just bc im not living in sf yet but cant even think of anything that'd cost $200 unless its fine dining or a curated excursion

[glacial geode]

maybe im bp but, just make more money...

[cold junco]

Too high to count

[cold junco]

dinner for 2 in nyc cost 200$ lwk if u get dessert and drinks

[glacial geode]

a (really) nice dinner is 200

[cold junco]

like an avg restaurant not nice

[rich stag]

fr?

[cold junco]

idk sf prices

tho

[rich stag]

thats crazy

[eager karma]

either way u can def sacrifice it on 250k a month, i think thats worth it. (which was my main disagreement)

[rich stag]

thank god i dont live htere

[civic cliff]

NYC and SF people live in a different dimension

[swift moat]

this is exactly my point in nyc/sf it's not that feasible to just blow money

[glacial geode]

@cold junco when r u treating me 💅

[swift moat]

if ur in like austin sure

[eager karma]

right, im from LA so im clueless

[cold junco]

Uber to a restaurant and back + food alone prob 200 tho icel

[swift moat]

maybe seattle too

[cold junco]

if u live w ur partner blowing 1k a month on doing stuff w her is p fair icel

[glacial geode]

omg juda friended me

[civic cliff]

You need to start bringing your girl to the park or else you're gonna become broke quickly

[cold junco]

if its like first dates tho

wtf r u doing

[civic cliff]

Im from canada so I'm even more clueless

[eager karma]

are you guys DINKing?

[swift moat]

it's a big diff if u live w/ them and they're also relatively high income

[eager karma]

I remember reading some post ab ppl only dating others in cs, idk how true that is though

[swift moat]

SINK bc im chopped

[glacial geode]

nah im single income maybe kids

[cold junco]

If u live w them ur rent is also a lot better

[swift moat]

DINK is most financially ideal fs

[cold junco]

im just saying live w/ them as a proxy for like

[eager karma]

2 partners in tech

[cold junco]

being in a real relationship

[glacial geode]

but not joymaxxed

[swift moat]

why not?

[glacial geode]

no kids

[civic cliff]

Whats DINK?

[cold junco]

@glacial geode would u live w ur girl postgrad

[eager karma]

Double income no kids

[swift moat]

ifl i've met many happy no kid couples

[glacial geode]

we living together next semester probably

[civic cliff]

That's sad

[eager karma]

kids are expensive as fuck to raise

[cold junco]

Aw cute

[glacial geode]

we lived together for last internship

[cold junco]

r u double income maxxing

[cold junco]

awwwe

[eager karma]

I want kids but i don't think its sad to not have them, there's something for everyone

[glacial geode]

we arent

[cold junco]

damn

uto got a sugar mommy

😍

[glacial geode]

this is true

[civic cliff]

Idk i'm just saying anything lmao

[eager karma]

mood

[glacial geode]

im tryna moneymax

so she can ethicalmax

type shit

[cold junco]

two high income + kids would be peak

[eager karma]

I wonder if there's some census on how many couples in SF are both in the tech industry

[civic cliff]

I've seen some single mothers raise 5 kids on a 50k salary

[eager karma]

or the most common industry pairings

[glacial geode]

type shit...

lo5 lets raise 10 kids in a section 8

[cold junco]

and those kids have a shitty childhood 90% of the time bro

[eager karma]

yeah my mom raised us on 45k so i'm disconnected asf

c

[cold junco]

Yea and larp 20 on our taxes

[eager karma]

can confirm childhood was also thrashed i was homeless for a bit (like genuinely)

[glacial geode]

we can def break 100k taxes

and get a 80k refund

with income as 10k

type shit

negative taxes

[cold junco]

reall

[glacial geode]

lo5 u gon have kids?

[cold junco]

Id want kids

[civic cliff]

of course, 5 kids is extreme. But 1-2 is definitely reasonable

[cold junco]

Yea depends on area tho

Cant do ts in nyc

[eager karma]

I want kids but i'm so doomed about the future

[warm surge]

https://tenor.com/view/korkmak-gif-12691631892560159972

[glacial geode]

we gona try to make our kids trilingual

[cold junco]

Real

R u bilingual

[warm surge]

Having more than 2 siblings is so ass

[cold junco]

Nice

[cold junco]

Gonna do some survival of the fittest shi

Best one at school that day gets dinner

[lapis obsidian]

😂

[glacial geode]

lo5 if we hvae kids

can my kids crack urs

[swift moat]

lmk when u have kids ill put them in the white room

[glacial geode]

[cold junco]

mine can crack yours

[civic cliff]

Why?

I loved my childhood

[glacial geode]

🍆 -><- 🍆

[warm surge]

Ye its ass in my case

[eager karma]

assumed favoritism / uneven division of attention?

[warm surge]

Im 21 and the 4th youngest

https://tenor.com/view/man-in-bed-sitting-up-blank-stare-man-bed-blank-stare-gif-3365085578315291482

[glacial geode]

damn, unc asf

[swift moat]

sorry forgot to respond, this is a rlly good point but lowkey hard to do in sf/nyc lot of ppl prolly not down for that

[glacial geode]

@cold junco should i drink this summer

[swift moat]

drink clase like it's water

[glacial geode]

the first event is at a brewery 😭

[glacial geode]

im not 21 tho

[cold junco]

have u drank before

[glacial geode]

a very small amount before

to try

[cold junco]

bro if ur not 21 don’t drink at intern event 😂

[swift moat]

if it's company event ur coworkers will slide u

[glacial geode]

our company is apparantely kinda notorious tho

like they dont even check id

[cold junco]

Oh

[eager karma]

nvidia?

[cold junco]

Yea mine got rlly anal abt it

[swift moat]

my coworkers encouraged me when i wasn't 😹

[cold junco]

😂😂

[swift moat]

they got out the don

[cold junco]

When the Hr wasn’t around it was like this too

[swift moat]

$50/shot

[glacial geode]

also dress code is kinda gg...

[eager karma]

god damn

[cold junco]

Do u even have a dress code

[glacial geode]

very strict

[cold junco]

when i interviewed i came in sweatpants lmfao

[cold junco]

Deadass

It didn’t seem like it

[glacial geode]

i can dm

[cold junco]

Ok

[glacial geode]

its so joever

[warm surge]

Which company?

[cold junco]

His summer

presumably

[warm surge]

Oh

(Idk his summer)

Wait nvm

I was supposed to be at his summer

😂

[cold junco]

Lmfaooo

[glacial geode]

hopefully i can see william this summer

[civic cliff]

What's his summer

[glacial geode]

ill give him a high 5

maybe like thru the airplane window

ykwim

[warm surge]

Oh

💀

U can see me thru the window maybe

[glacial geode]

omg...

tuff

im nowhere

im home

😭

uhh

😭

[warm surge]

All g

[glacial geode]

cant 😭

its so far

[warm surge]

Rip

They hire a barista for each intern

[lime orbit]

what do you guys think is a better resume project to have an ai agent based one or a micro saas based ?

[swift moat]

is there smth ur going for

[glacial geode]

t1 quant

[swift lily]

Are intern mentors invited

[lapis obsidian]

yes

[glacial geode]

im in seattle, add pls

[lapis obsidian]

dm me

[glacial geode]

can you share here

my dms are broken

[swift lily]

Same

[lapis obsidian]

i’ll dm you both

[swift lily]

My dm redirect me to cscd

[glacial geode]

@swift moat do u have a t1 quant list

[swift moat]

once u break in u can finally afford to date 🙏 i believe in u

[glacial geode]

im tryna be orz

[lapis obsidian]

yo do not grief my shit

maybe this was a bad idea

[swift moat]

i can dm if u like

[glacial geode]

pls

[wide sorrel]

send

[lapis obsidian]

sent💯

[civic cliff]

When Toronto interns group 😔

[glacial geode]

checkout https://ig.me/balls.com

[lapis obsidian]

ovo two twos

[civic cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-nezeki-sonion-sonkey-son-gif-16040362324989800541

[civic cliff]

Wow new son just dropped

https://tenor.com/view/sonbrero-son-sonion-blasterdoll-gif-10302947654662408028

[undone mirage]

Cmon harden up pun intended

[lime orbit]

big tech

[swift moat]

@tulip spruce u watching? okc getting steamrolled

[civic cliff]

I'm so happy

[glacial geode]

so many uncs in this chat

[tulip spruce]

i just stopped lol

gotta grind some more lc

ive forgotten so many cpp concepts

[glacial geode]

didnt u just sign with microsoft

[lapis obsidian]

😂

[tulip spruce]

*mai

@swift moat we going to knicks thunder final or what

@mellow saffron said its on him cuz he has that rentech money

how do i tell fidelity I am interested in spcx ipo

[lapis obsidian]

databricks ipo when 👀

[tulip spruce]

is db ipo hotter than spcx and oai

[lapis obsidian]

of course

[dark bane]

big toad

[eager karma]

big brah

[tulip spruce]

had meal prep td

locked in this summer

[dark bane]

nice i went to a thai restaurant

had fire breaded calamari

[crystal nimbus]

I had Japanese curry and rice

[tulip spruce]

big back

[true orbit]

spacex oai too overvalued

[tulip spruce]

oai maybe why spcx

[swift crypt]

Your group is on a 36 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 6/6: @neon wren

[swift crypt]

hviz was playing

[true orbit]

18 bil revenue and negative profit seems insane for 1.75 tril valuation

that’s like higher than meta rn

[tulip spruce]

meta making a comeback

#webelieve warrriors zuck

[jade shard]

Truffle brie tart or escargot for appetizer later this wk

[undone mirage]

I thought escargots were a main

What do ik im poor

[true orbit]

u ain’t getting full off snails

[jade shard]

I mean it can be but im a fatass

😭

[eager karma]

Tart pls

[jade shard]

Also will prob be splitting w friend

[eager karma]

Are snails fr good

Better than the king oyster

[true orbit]

snails kinda gross

[jade shard]

I prefer oysters but i feel like oysters r a lot more common to acquire

So if given chance id take escargot over oyster

[tulip spruce]

people eat snails?

[eager karma]

Oo so you basically wanna try something a bit more exotic

What do they pair it with

[tulip spruce]

lmk if u guys ever wanna try something toxic

[eager karma]

The French

[jade shard]

I mean i like both but i don’t get escargot often

[jade shard]

Herb garlic butter and lemon!!

[eager karma]

Escargot vs wendys 20 piece spicy nugget with sweet and sour sauce

[mystic shard]

does IMO even matter outside of quant signals or should I remove it from my resume

[wide sorrel]

yuck

oysters are nasty

[jade shard]

Wtf💔💔💔💔

[wide sorrel]

never had em

they look so unappetizing

[jade shard]

Swap the sweet n sour with like ranch and id take

[hybrid saddle]

dotn oysters make u horny as shit or something

[jade shard]

What

[hybrid saddle]

i swear that as a hting

[eager karma]

They do

Its aphrodisiac

[jade shard]

Oh

[wide sorrel]

aight word

oysters for dinner

[eager karma]

Great date night eats

[wide sorrel]

every night

[jade shard]

Um idk i havent had sex post oyster eating

[eager karma]

Seafood boil time

Oysters r good

Idk ab snails but it has to be decent if ppl r eating it

[hybrid saddle]

NO ONE here having sex

especially NOT me

[eager karma]

U should get u some chicken nuggets

[eager karma]

Ranch 🙁

[jade shard]

The most goated sauce

Or honey mustard

[eager karma]

Love honey mustard, hate ranch

[noble lion]

honey MUSTAAAAAAAAARD

(Kendrick reference)

[swift crypt]

hviz was playing

[dark bane]

i had thai food today

[jade shard]

Wow no chip

I had chip

[dark bane]

nice send pic

[jade shard]

It is all gone now

🥲🥲🥲

[swift moat]

ya hopefully thunder dont win conference tho

[glacial geode]

hi juda

hi caits

hi kanucool

[cold plinth]

hi uto

[solid portal]

How’d he get so fat

[solid portal]

Back in my day we called him Cool Kanu…

[dark bane]

you mean she? she ate so many donuts

[dark bane]

hi std

[dark bane]

heres my purrito from yesterday

[solid portal]

Oh sorry

It’s toadette you’re right

[solid portal]

How often do you get burrito vs bowl?

[glacial geode]

omhg hi!
\

[cold plinth]

how r u doing

[wide sorrel]

Yeema do you vision things

[solid portal]

Yeah sometimes

[glacial geode]

hi im stressed and

goober

[wide sorrel]

what do you vision

[dark bane]

tbh i think imma get burritos only from now on so i can gain more weight
the tortilla gives an extra couple hundred calories

[mighty pike]

@solid portal

https://tenor.com/view/hi-cat-hi-cat-cute-cute-cat-gif-6685694989729503455

[glacial geode]

btw what does contexpr do here

since u are returning a unique_ptr

[mighty pike]

unique ptr have cosntexpr ctor

Also inline too lol

[glacial geode]

hmm

whats the point of the trailing return type syntax

[noble lion]

what yall talking about

[mighty pike]

I like trailing return syntax because I also do rust. I think that's easier to read

[undone mirage]

rocks bio

[mighty pike]

For decltype auto

[glacial geode]

hmm

[mighty pike]

There's not really a specific reason why I use it

[undone mirage]

gmis are talking

[mighty pike]

It doesn't really do anything special here

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-jose-mourinho-shut-shut-up-shut-your-mouth-gif-8185852921913825286

[glacial geode]

Rocok do u want fun trivia question

😄

[undone mirage]

rocky can pass all of getcracked.io

that's how cracked he is

[mighty pike]

Yes I want fun trivia, but I think those trivia are completely useless. Knowing those doesn't make u a better coder, what makes u a better coder is experience

[glacial geode]

#include <iostream>

struct Foo {
    Foo() { std::cout << "Construct\n"; }
    Foo(const Foo&) { std::cout << "Copy\n"; }
};

Foo createFoo() {
    return Foo();
}

int main() {
    Foo f = createFoo();
}

what is output?

[undone mirage]

this one kinda easy

[mighty pike]

Compiler can easily inlined the createFoo function tho

[glacial geode]

sorry, specifically in c++17+

maybe to be more clear, in c++17 will this compile?

#include <iostream>

struct Foo {
    Foo() {}
    Foo(const Foo&) = delete;
};

Foo createFoo() {
    return Foo();
}

int main() {
    Foo f = createFoo();
}

[mighty pike]

Construct?

[undone mirage]

rock

give advice now

dms.....

need your rizzy help

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-spin-hat-one-brain-cell-gif-2745719316163357325

[glacial geode]

@mighty pike what about

#include <iostream>
#include <array>

struct Foo {
    Foo() {}
    Foo(const Foo&) = delete;
    Foo(Foo&&) = default;
};

std::array<Foo, 1> createFoo() {
    return std::array<Foo, 1>{Foo()};
}

int main() {
    Foo f = createFoo()[0];
}

[mighty pike]

Wait hold on busy now

[undone mirage]

leetcode and you'll learn

🙏

[balmy bolt]

lc hurt my brain

low iq

[undone mirage]

just do problems u already know and translate them to a diff language

ez

[balmy bolt]

ngl i don’t know any problems

[undone mirage]

me when i lie

[balmy bolt]

dms pls

[undone mirage]

bro wants to join the rizz party 😭

[mighty pike]

lc useless

[balmy bolt]

ye

[undone mirage]

good for learning syntax

[balmy bolt]

pls

[mighty pike]

No

[balmy bolt]

gc

[mighty pike]

Lc is a pos

@undone mirage I'm waiting

Wya

[glacial geode]

how to become c++ pro like rock

[mighty pike]

@glacial geode Can we trade linkedin now

[glacial geode]

oh yea sure

[glacial geode]

bft

[floral quail]

anyone take uber OA and now what it’s like/is it cooked

[undone mirage]

good for learning syntax and some language nuances

if there's ever trivia asked

better than nothing i guess

[glacial geode]

i like lc

but idk if id do it much anymore

[undone mirage]

honestly its fun to learn if you actually like put 2 and 2 together

but then you go do an actual interview and the questions some original bs that requires 2 things mixed together

then its kind of wraps

[south ember]

am I cooked if I havent gotten sig qt oa I feel like its late may

also did any qt open up other than gts and sig

[lapis obsidian]

good boy your my son

[dark bane]

i ate 22 donuts todau

[swift lily]

I envy you

[swift crypt]

charles lechair was playing

[swift crypt]

mumford was playing

[solid portal]

My doom. It’s coming

It’s almost here

[solid portal]

Oh damn. I actually don’t think I’ve gotten chipotle burrito ever I only get bowl

[solid portal]

Hey goat…

When we linking rock

[jade shard]

Open face burrito

[solid portal]

Bruh I want a bagel

[solid portal]

What is that

Face burrito

[jade shard]

like

Open face sandwich

But burrito

Bc his butritos open

[solid portal]

I see

[lilac hemlock]

Yeema

[mint quest]

This view from my apartment never gets old bro

🔋🔋

[lilac hemlock]

congrats again man u so tuff

hoping i can make it out like you twinnamon roll

[mint quest]

😭🥀

What am I getting congratulated for

oh yea

[lilac hemlock]

cuz you tuff....

[mint quest]

Thanks bro

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-skeleton-shield-skeleton-meme-war-gif-17340534991599908951

[mint quest]

btw aren’t you gonna be in that area

in the fall

[lilac hemlock]

if my plans dont change yeah 😛

hoping i get a good team

that location has a lot of decent AI work, backend, and some legacy C++/low level and database teams as well

so im excited and hoping the roll of the dice is in my favor

[vivid stirrup]

What’s ur favorite domain in CS

[mint quest]

That’s fire

We should run some moves in the fall ‼️‼️

[vivid stirrup]

I used to like AI but it’s boring the shit out of me now

I’m thinking of getting into embedded systems

[lilac hemlock]

oh ya we totally should/theres bound to be hella tech events so we should do something :D

[lilac hemlock]

not too sure yet honestly

im getting into like systems programming and distributed stuff though

i did computer vision in my freshman fall and found it interesting tho

https://giphy.com/gifs/dance-i-was-looking-for-a-job-and-then-found-XvsQUqhJEc2WWJ6gAt

[vivid stirrup]

Yeah distributed systems are cool but I feel like only a small amount of people get to do actual difficult distributed work since AWS, Google, etc. seemed to solve a lot of problems

[lilac hemlock]

yeah. my friend at aws had to write some advertisement service that was crazy distributed/every decision felt locked in place

i feel like theyre cooler in concept than practicality/getting into them as a field? im not sure yet tbh

i feel like when you say you have no domain/specialization as an underclassman people are like "you have time" and then as soon as junior cycle hits its like "what were you doing for the past one to two years"

[vivid stirrup]

Facts

[vivid stirrup]

I think all you need is to take a couple of difficult classes in a specialized domain and build a project or two to be partially specialized

Just the question is what to learn…

So much to learn

Then you have to take into account what AI is going to do to programming

Weird times

[lilac hemlock]

yeah 😔 but its unfortunate that my school's curriculum is late + im taking a semester off, so im just focusing on building projects instead and doing what is most interesting to me at the moment

so i mean if my next two projects go well i could be in a great position for systems programming and like database teams

[lilac hemlock]

yeah, 100%

literally i dont even know what interviews will look like next year

we're directly n the middle of some chasm/a shift in the industry and i have some fear that next cycle will hit exponentially

idk how the last last cycle went but this last cycle was where a lot of ai-assisted/bug squashing/sys design rounds rolled out for interns

but not every company adopted it

but next cycle its up in the air i guess?

[hot spruce]

Anybody ever interviewed with Rocket Mortgage?

[worthy palm]

Comp arch

[tulip spruce]

What city

[dark bane]

[nimble oak]

embedded is cooked

it will be automated by AI

[nimble oak]

honestly i dont rly worry about this anymore

the entire software industry is going to be entirely done by AI in less than 5-10 years

[vivid stirrup]

What won’t be automated by AI lol

[nimble oak]

nothing

[vivid stirrup]

Atleast with embedded I can help build physical robots

[nimble oak]

fair

[nimble oak]

damn

W view

im too poor to afford these kinds of views

so sad

[vivid stirrup]

There’s many possible futures, but I think the highest EV play is just to become really skilled in a specialized domain and care less about leetcode or whatever even if AI automates everything

Like in the future where AI automates everything there’s literally nothing I can do

In the future where it’s like half ai half human being skilled is high value

But idek

[lilac hemlock]

are you planning on entirely moving fields or what/does cs still have value then

[nimble oak]

yeah agree

[nimble oak]

tbh there isnt really any field i can go into that won't be automated by ai

[nimble oak]

right now i plan to do this as well ^

particularly going into ML research

[lilac hemlock]

nice

[nimble oak]

but idk

part of me wants to just give up and rot

becaue there's no point anyway

[echo obsidian]

truth nuke

just laze around

[vivid stirrup]

I wanted to do this but I feel like it’s so over saturated

[echo obsidian]

do nothing all day

the life 🔥 🔥

[lilac hemlock]

i have a pipeline with ML research right now but idk if i would continue with it

idk im just afraid

[vivid stirrup]

Like a lot of the smartest researchers of our time are almost all doing ML research

Like I don’t think I could contribute anything meaningful

[nimble oak]

eh

who knows

i dont think raw intelligence is anything near one to one with being good at ml research

you have like a lot of IMO golds trying to do AI stuff and end up accomplishing jack, while a lot of the rly good researchers had pretty ordinary backgrounds

i guess that's at least why im holding out hope

[fickle breach]

facts pm just pings the ai and tells it what feature to implement lol

[vivid stirrup]

Yeah but like how many AI researchers does the world need

Maybe I just haven’t thought about it

But I feel like OpenAI, Anthropic, and Deepseek is enough for the world

[nimble oak]

yep i think we'll gradually transition to this as AI takes over

this is also why i think in the future the #1 important asset is going to be looks

[echo obsidian]

fax

[lilac hemlock]

💀

[nimble oak]

looks and charisma will matter more than any other trait

[echo obsidian]

we all going to be the humans in walle

[fickle breach]

ai -> bp

interviews in 2040 will just be omoggle

[vivid stirrup]

I assume the marginal benefit of a another AI researcher in the world is slim

[unique robin]

https://tenor.com/view/son-sonion-squirrel-gif-10815566660674888721

[fickle breach]

mog the interviewer take their position

[vivid stirrup]

Lowkey

[nimble oak]

i do agree with this yeah

[echo obsidian]

Truth nuke

[nimble oak]

i guess that's also why i want to do more fundamental/theory stuff for ML

[echo obsidian]

The only companion we’ll have is our mirror

[nimble oak]

becausei dont think that's quite as saturated

[lilac hemlock]

highest ROI nowadays is just to maximize your sex appeal

gg

[unique robin]

thats true

bonesmash

[nimble oak]

there are more than enough people trying to push the capabiities of the best models and a lot of it is more like finding good engineering tricks

[vivid stirrup]

Yeah I think so too

[echo obsidian]

looksmaxx -> miami larp

[vivid stirrup]

Nice

It would be so cool to do ML research at a top lab during this time

Feels historic

On some manhattan project timing

[unique robin]

wheres the cscd gang at

@strong violet

@void wolf

who else was there

@junior vale

@somber badge

@queen vortex

@swift plank

[nimble oak]

unironically yeah. i mean just think about it, right now there are two parallel status hierarchies, one is based on your economic/societal contribution and "position" in society, the other is based on your social/sexual success. AI is going to totally nuke the former (it'll change from the current hierarchy to just a tiny leadership class + massive permanent underclass), so the only status hierarchy left will be based on social/sexual success

[unique robin]

@urban ore

@mint quest

[mint quest]

Yo

[unique robin]

are you all to busy for cscd now

[nimble oak]

the future belongs to people who look good

[unique robin]

i get it

🙁

[nimble oak]

LOL true

[mint quest]

Austin

[hidden glacier]

you guys have j*bs now

[nimble oak]

yeah it would indeed feel nice being part of something this revolutionary

[mint quest]

Bro I’m tryna get a haircut

[unique robin]

wait zak is ur meeting today

[mint quest]

😭

[hidden glacier]

6pm

[vivid stirrup]

What if I think the social status game is way less fun than the technical problem solving game

[hidden shuttle]

is today a holiday in the US?

[nimble oak]

but i dont think the day to day work most people at frontier labs do is all that

[hidden glacier]

pretty

[unique robin]

yes it is

memorial day

[hidden glacier]

I was so close to being in Austin this summer

[hidden glacier]

yeah

[vivid stirrup]

But ig at the end of the day everything is a problem to be solved

[nimble oak]

then u should take these upcoming several years to enjoy it because pretty soon there will be no such thing as technical problem solving 🥀

as in problem solving done by humans

all technical problem solving will be done by AI

[unique robin]

have you heard of the luddiets muy

The Luddites were members of a 19th-century movement of English textile workers who protested the use of certain types of automated machinery due to concerns relating to worker pay, child labor, working conditions and output quality. They often destroyed the machines in organised raids.

[nimble oak]

anyway yeah this is the main reason why im not excited for the future

[nimble oak]

yes

[unique robin]

there were similarish arguments there

[hidden glacier]

i did my 301 presentation on this

the extra credit one

[unique robin]

orz

[nimble oak]

eh i think AI is just fundamentally different from any other technology before

but also im not a luddite

[unique robin]

so was manufacturing

i know

[nimble oak]

i dont really think AI can be stopped

[unique robin]

ai wont be stopped but just the way society functions will be

we will either adapt towards it or it just wont work

[swift plank]

Hello

[vivid stirrup]

Another thing is if AI revolutionizes the sciences, then when we get AGI, it’ll invent ozempic_maximum, or way better facial surgery techniques, maybe even safer steroids etc. so sex appeal might not be a differentiator because everyone will be hot as shit

[unique robin]

hi

[swift plank]

I was pinged?

[unique robin]

i was just checking in

hru

[nimble oak]

well idk, how i see it is that manufacturing was clearly superhuman at a few specific tasks, but AI + robotics will make machines superhuman at every task

[swift plank]

Feeling good. Good weather for once

[unique robin]

🔥

[vivid stirrup]

But it did really fuck up society for a bit

The Industrial Revolution was not spread out evenly

[nimble oak]

like the difference is making a machine that's better than humans at a subset of things vs making a machine that's better than humans at everything, i just think the latter is very fundamentally differne

[unique robin]

thats what we're going through now and probably will for awhile

[vivid stirrup]

Yeah

[unique robin]

i dont disagree with muy here but i just think its because we're still in the process its easy to argue its gonna doom us

but i think of it more like it will only help us out even more in the long term as a race

[lilac hemlock]

all this future talk is getting me so unmotivated to do career prep right now man holy hell

[nimble oak]

perhaps this will happen yeah, but i think that's a far far longer timeline and much more uncertain

[hidden glacier]

same 💀

[unique robin]

arent u litearlly at cohere

ur part of the problem

🥀

[vivid stirrup]

I think it’s better to not worry about it because I think there’s literally nothing we can do

[nimble oak]

same with the ppl talking about AGI discovering the secret to immortality

[unique robin]

no theres a lot you can do

[echo obsidian]

No need to do career prep

AI will take all our jobs

[nimble oak]

idk i think it's very important to consider

AI is probably one of the biggest reasons im going for phd instead of industry

[lilac hemlock]

maybe in an optimistic view AGI enables people to live in a more human manner where community is established again and we can pursue fine arts (This is impossible

[echo obsidian]

immortality sounds terrible

idk why anyone would want to live forever

[unique robin]

to have sex forever

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956651625819291668/1339389949442527272/sonicsex.gif

[echo obsidian]

nvm ur right

my mind has been changed

[earnest rock]

Cs majors talking about sex

[echo obsidian]

thank you

[lilac hemlock]

dang it but isnt a CS/ML phd really hard to get right now because its that competitive lol

[echo obsidian]

maybe after 500 years i can leave inceldom

[hidden glacier]

for phd it depends on the field

for ml/nlp it’s very competitive

especially at good schools: https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=ZNg3w8wAAAAJ&hl=en&oi=ao

[lilac hemlock]

should i cancel my incoming fall to start going into ml right now 😭 ✌️

[vivid stirrup]

It seems very certain it’s going to help speed up scientific discovery tenfold, some bottlenecks though are how long experiments will take and government bureaucracy

[hidden glacier]

this guy had almost 15 papers before applying 😭

[echo obsidian]

its prolly not the worst if you do something other than ML and have papers published

[lilac hemlock]

holy

[nimble oak]

yes

[hidden glacier]

in other fields it’s fine as long as you have at least one paper before applying

[nimble oak]

but i don't really know what else to do

[lilac hemlock]

yeah...

[vivid stirrup]

But in your predicted future doesn’t AI just automate all PHD work

[echo obsidian]

why does he mog as well

[tulip spruce]

should i visit soon, ive heard its pretty

[nimble oak]

most likely yeah, but i also think there is a world in which AI is not fully superhuman, so you end up having AI doing normal science (in the kuhnian sense) while humans work on revolutionary science / finding the next paradigm shift

[tulip spruce]

gratz on rentech btw

[nimble oak]

my hope is that this is the world that ends up coming into being

because it's really the only hope i have that i'll be useful

[vivid stirrup]

Type shit

[nimble oak]

yep

[echo obsidian]

can we have claude overlords

[nimble oak]

it's super cooked

[echo obsidian]

grok is a little mean

[nimble oak]

also this sounds like a nightmare

ngl

i feel like in practice it would just mean it devolves into this:

[hidden glacier]

if i do a phd i want to go into hci/ubiquitous computing which isn’t too bad

[nimble oak]

^

so basically humans' worth will just be determined how good-looking, charismatic and "cool" they are, and intelligence, productivity, etc will all be irrelevant, which is a nightmare for me

[rich aspen]

I’m not getting that shit dawg

GPA is mid and I’m ECE

Is it though

I feel like most of the people I see are CS majors

[echo obsidian]

serious question, do you think the evolution of content creators in general a sign that this is already happening

[rich aspen]

I think it’s more likely that we’re all dead but whatever