2027_summer

[sharp night]

Awesome I liked it

[void wolf]

@queen vortex better than Claude

[mellow saffron]

hop on that unartificial intelligence

shi free ninety nine

[mellow saffron]

yes

[void wolf]

I consult it with my deepest questions

[mellow saffron]

i prompt sinyu w all my needs

[eager karma]

nah fr

[dark bane]

cool beans

[eager karma]

books > claude

[queen vortex]

https://giphy.com/gifs/minions-minion-hellspwnkitty-GfgW6K3PjKvtnc16IK

https://tenor.com/view/drake-where-she-at-gif-1097141994631239431

[sharp night]

Sinyu come to Purdue

We need u

[void wolf]

Sinyu malfunctioning

[lucid osprey]

So like what do I do

[queen vortex]

Who r u

https://tenor.com/view/big-hug-gif-26546176639434304

[sharp night]

Tf

[queen vortex]

Me n u

[void wolf]

It’s snake from snake game

[lucid osprey]

Do I fade zon or keep it on resume?

[eager karma]

sinyu how much vanilla extract should i put in a 6 inch pan of brownies mix

6x3

[sharp night]

Teaspoon

Only a spoon full

[queen vortex]

All 6 inches in

[eager karma]

thanks

[sharp night]

[eager karma]

6 inches is too much, i dont wanna hurt the pan

[queen vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-laugh-speed-i-need-this-gif-3082824991663839260

[sharp night]

That’s me

[eager karma]

me cause im blak

[void wolf]

Hop on agario @queen vortex

[sharp night]

Cap

I am

[eager karma]

tf

[queen vortex]

Bro get. On. Repo.

[eager karma]

get on cs we're running a faceit 5

[void wolf]

Ion play unscary games

[queen vortex]

Lets play roblox horror games

[sharp night]

Ur eastern euro

[eager karma]

dpmo vro

[queen vortex]

Eastern gyro

[eager karma]

https://klipy.com/gifs/xxxtentacion-68--k01KS6W1E29ZTH7XJGKY6GBA81R

[sharp night]

I’m not wrong

[void wolf]

@queen vortex yo what ts mean

[eager karma]

u outta limits gangy

[void wolf]

[eager karma]

try again 5/22 10:19am PST

[sharp night]

Cyborg knees

[eager karma]

life hit different when u like NTR

[neon wren]

Has anyone tried making a cyberdeck ?

[queen vortex]

stope leavinge mee one reade

[swift lily]

Good afternoon couscous, the Mythos the Legend

[undone mirage]

put 400k into s&p

grow 7 - 8 percent average every year

at one point they'll be making more than 400k a year from the growth alone

[undone mirage]

yea just put all your savings into s&p and in like 10 years you can basically live off it

[eager karma]

Dumbest shit I’ve ever read

[undone mirage]

bros getting ragebaited

[eager karma]

Nah cause fhat acc constantly larps and tweets dumb shit

[mighty pike]

Anyone wants a bit of inspiration core?

https://youtube.com/shorts/o3HNnsfJVjs?si=duNbc4KovJusOYKW

https://tenor.com/view/energy-gold-gif-22468954

[swift moat]

it will take a long ass time to reach this point unless u live like a miser the whole way through

the original point is fairly accurate

[mighty pike]

@swift moat

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[swift moat]

also even if ur 7-8% returns are 400k u can't actually withdraw that safely, safe withdrawal is like 4% for most ppl, even lower for early retirees

[frigid solstice]

heisenberg the most fiancially ileterate dude

i have ever met

[copper wagon]

bro

i got a citadel int for this summe

but i never saw the email

until today

😭

[undone mirage]

its ok

you probably wouldn

[copper wagon]

holy cuck

[undone mirage]

wouldn't have made it anyways

jk

[copper wagon]

bro

im incoming @

amazon

plz

[undone mirage]

holy...

[urban ore]

bro

[undone mirage]

we're gonna be fellow monkeys....

[urban ore]

amazon > citadel

[undone mirage]

chiz is part of the monkeys too

[urban ore]

ye

[lone hinge]

any instances of sys design coming up in the 2x60 for zon 😭

[undone mirage]

yes

its been there occasionally

[lone hinge]

UGH

my life is chopped

back to hello interview

thanks for info

[copper wagon]

@urban ore

dont forget we're rooming

[undone mirage]

its not prominent tbh

leetcode is more likely

[lone hinge]

i just have an HM in my latter interview

[undone mirage]

hm was like

[hidden shuttle]

Guys whats better tiktok sdet intern or c1 swe intern?

[lone hinge]

so i'm concerned

[undone mirage]

from what i've seen peopel say here

low level design

ish

or resume grill

or sys design

its whatever the hm wants honestly

[lone hinge]

oh

[undone mirage]

tok

😔

[lone hinge]

lld 🙏

[high forge]

https://tenor.com/view/best-friends-gw2-pea-shooter-sun-flower-epstein-gif-11466665224929004004

[lone hinge]

are you chinese/do you speak mandarin

[hidden shuttle]

No

[lone hinge]

rip

[undone mirage]

there's enlgihs people

😭

some american guy from mit interviewed me for tok

[lone hinge]

would you rather have someone from tsinghua, waterloo, mit, or IIT interview you

[undone mirage]

waterloo

they seem chill

[lone hinge]

my waterloo interviewer was not chill

[undone mirage]

they've been brought down by the corporate life

if u look up the waterloo cs majors

[copper wagon]

bro

[undone mirage]

they're all like fucking partynig and shit

[copper wagon]

fmcl

[undone mirage]

why

[copper wagon]

coulda been at the big cit

now im stuck at zon

w u

[undone mirage]

coulda woulda shoulda

[copper wagon]

fml

[undone mirage]

i coulda been at google or roblox

fmcl

[copper wagon]

when they look in the books they'll see

i was just equal to u

sad

[undone mirage]

😔

[lapis obsidian]

waterloo alum are no joke

[copper wagon]

cap

[lapis obsidian]

they really built diff 💪

[copper wagon]

i am at waterloo ik hella bums

like myself

[undone mirage]

they're no joke but they're chill

idk

form what i see anyways

[copper wagon]

@undone mirage r u in sea

[undone mirage]

palo

[copper wagon]

short for seattle

ouuu shi

wut team

[undone mirage]

no dox

🙁

[copper wagon]

ok

[undone mirage]

some ai related team

ai related product*

[lapis obsidian]

u fw seattle

[undone mirage]

seattle has too many hills

[copper wagon]

havent started yet

im june 22nd

[undone mirage]

but its summer weather is good

it starts raining when summer ends idk how that works

never rained once when i was there

[copper wagon]

when is good stuff coming out

[undone mirage]

what good stuff

[hidden shuttle]

SF fall > SF Winter > Nyc summer> SF summer> NYC fall> Seattle Summer > Seattle Fall > NYC winter > Seattle Winter

[undone mirage]

why is sf summer so low

isi t bad

[hidden shuttle]

Too hot

[undone mirage]

its lower than seattles

[hidden shuttle]

Oh damn

[coral cedar]

ocean

[undone mirage]

ocean bad?

[coral cedar]

makes it colder

[prime cave]

??

its SF bro

[queen vortex]

Yo who else in chicago rn

[mighty pike]

@undone mirage hello my rizzy boi

[undone mirage]

hi rocky

get some abgs yet

[copper wagon]

me

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-crying-no-it-cant-be-its-not-gif-9933919789394175082

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cry-cute-sad-kitty-cat-crying-gif-14001460870807495707

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cry-gif-crying-cat-gif-cat-gif-meme-cry-cat-cat-cry-gif-25865339

[lone hinge]

idk maybe youre chinese or indian

lowkey mit people have been chillest so far

[swift lily]

Goodnight

[echo obsidian]

@mellow saffron yah i think theres a section

for all da offseasons

[mellow saffron]

yeah that is new

[echo obsidian]

in da email it said

[mighty pike]

Tesla range is very big

[urban ore]

my name is john and im incoming palantir

oh

didint get caught

[sullen finch]

🙁

[urban ore]

gg

[sullen finch]

i liked tesla ap chats

[undone mirage]

why purge

[mighty pike]

Wtf

Bruh

[sullen finch]

L senior packages all around damn

[mighty pike]

The range is big + they have a lot of ppl

[sullen finch]

give me waymo

how hard is waymo ng proc

[mighty pike]

Probably for research role?

Performance talent is not that expensive

[sullen finch]

dox offer

[mighty pike]

What's ur role

[cold junco]

Guess

[sullen finch]

180

idk

i dont have any context

[mighty pike]

Bro deleting all msgs

[sullen finch]

where what level

[mighty pike]

[urban ore]

loc?

[sullen finch]

are we still talking tesla

[urban ore]

oh ye prob 210+

im assuming not vehicle software

do u have competing

[sullen finch]

why did they threaten to do

[cold junco]

Idk

[sullen finch]

lol

[cold junco]

i dont even say controversial shit

[urban ore]

u could squeeze them alot ngl

[sullen finch]

im fine with my messages cuz like what are you gonna blackmail me for

[mighty pike]

I also got doxxed during January

[sullen finch]

im just kinda existing here

[cold junco]

Dang

[mighty pike]

And then I left the server

For like 2 months

[cold junco]

bro they just do it for 0 reason. Idk why

I dont have anything to be blackmailed for lol

[urban ore]

i would assume hard cap at 260-270 for full stack tbh

[cold junco]

Did anything happen

Did u nego w a ft offer

[urban ore]

idk team tho

[cold junco]

@glacial geode should nego a AP internship for fall 🙂

[mighty pike]

Nah i just deleted all my msg and left

[sullen finch]

how long do i have to wait between processes at tesla ap

[cold junco]

Y not

what happened

[cold junco]

Thats good

[urban ore]

my friend got offer after 1 round 😭

lol

[sullen finch]

i would love for that

[mighty pike]

Damnnnn

[cold junco]

I need ts

sup

i do bro

wtf

[mighty pike]

Maybe u dont

[cold junco]

wdym

[mighty pike]

[urban ore]

ye lowk u prob dont

[cold junco]

in terms of wlb or more than that

[urban ore]

996'ing

[cold junco]

I worked 12h days last summer and was chill w it

tbh

Explain

Oh its not good code

[mighty pike]

Ill hire u when I make a startup

[cold junco]

u the goat bru

Hm

yea ngl i like good eng

but if they pay me enough ill turn a blind eye icll

[mighty pike]

I need ppl who enjoy engineering

[glacial geode]

🤷‍♂️

[cold junco]

Im a shit eng bru

uto mogs me

[glacial geode]

how vro

im a fucking chud

u mog me tf

[undone mirage]

the humble glazing

[cold junco]

ur better at swe than me

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-glaze-satisfying-gif-13180530

[cold junco]

tbh

[glacial geode]

untrue vro

[cold junco]

im not that good of a swe i jst larp

[glacial geode]

i larp human

im actually subhuman

[mighty pike]

We love larping

[cold junco]

Real

[undone mirage]

you guys are larping larping

😭

[cold junco]

Im unemployed

rn

[mighty pike]

Bruh u r not

[cold junco]

For a week i am

🙂

[mighty pike]

R u going to yc startup week

Lol

[cold junco]

Fuh nah

r u

[mighty pike]

I think I'll

[cold junco]

Lmk how it goes

it seems fun

idt ill have the time tho

[mighty pike]

Oki

[glacial geode]

he is

we both unempluzz

[unique robin]

me 2

[undone mirage]

me 3

[mighty pike]

me 4

[dark bane]

[swift lily]

Hello everyone,
Junior Engineer with 6 months building practical AI and full-stack systems and now I am working as a freelancer
My days usually begin with morning tug, followed by a simple breakfast of fish and bananas while planning the day.
I then dive into focused work; designing messy architecture, developing with Next.js, building RAG pipelines and dumb as shit agents, and delivering client projects with calm, careful attention.
Typically I wrap up by 6:30 - 7 PM to enjoy dinner and quiet evenings with green tea and light reading (with the occasional late-night debugging session 😂).
Weekends are for recharging; hiking in nature, visiting shrines, soaking in an onsen, or enjoying seasonal ramen.

I truly enjoy turning ideas into reality, whether it's professional portfolios, personal web tools, AI automations or custom projects that help people stand out.
Here to connect with fellow builders and dreamers.
If you have a project in mind, feel free to drop a message or DM me.
Happy to chat!

[undone mirage]

Hello everyone,
Junior Engineer with 6 months building practical AI and full-stack systems and now I am working as a freelancer
My days usually begin with morning tug, followed by a simple breakfast of fish and bananas while planning the day.
I then dive into focused work; designing messy architecture, developing with Next.js, building RAG pipelines and dumb as shit agents, and delivering client projects with calm, careful attention.
Typically I wrap up by 6:30 - 7 PM to enjoy dinner and quiet evenings with green tea and light reading (with the occasional late-night debugging session 😂).
Weekends are for recharging; hiking in nature, visiting shrines, soaking in an onsen, or enjoying seasonal ramen.

I truly enjoy turning ideas into reality, whether it's professional portfolios, personal web tools, AI automations or custom projects that help people stand out.
Here to connect with fellow builders and dreamers.
If you have a project in mind, feel free to drop a message or DM me.
Happy to chat!

[undone cape]

sry i only hire from stanford and university of alabama

[mystic shard]

Hello everyone,
Junior Engineer with 6 months building practical AI and full-stack systems and now I am working as a freelancer
My days usually begin with morning tug, followed by a simple breakfast of fish and bananas while planning the day.
I then dive into focused work; designing messy architecture, developing with Next.js, building RAG pipelines and dumb as shit agents, and delivering client projects with calm, careful attention.
Typically I wrap up by 6:30 - 7 PM to enjoy dinner and quiet evenings with green tea and light reading (with the occasional late-night debugging session 😂).
Weekends are for recharging; hiking in nature, visiting shrines, soaking in an onsen, or enjoying seasonal ramen.

I truly enjoy turning ideas into reality, whether it's professional portfolios, personal web tools, AI automations or custom projects that help people stand out.
Here to connect with fellow builders and dreamers.
If you have a project in mind, feel free to drop a message or DM me.
Happy to chat!

[lone rampart]

Hello everyone,
Junior Engineer with 6 months building practical AI and full-stack systems and now I am working as a freelancer
My days usually begin with morning tug, followed by a simple breakfast of fish and bananas while planning the day.
I then dive into focused work; designing messy architecture, developing with Next.js, building RAG pipelines and dumb as shit agents, and delivering client projects with calm, careful attention.
Typically I wrap up by 6:30 - 7 PM to enjoy dinner and quiet evenings with green tea and light reading (with the occasional late-night debugging session 😂).
Weekends are for recharging; hiking in nature, visiting shrines, soaking in an onsen, or enjoying seasonal ramen.

I truly enjoy turning ideas into reality, whether it's professional portfolios, personal web tools, AI automations or custom projects that help people stand out.
Here to connect with fellow builders and dreamers.
If you have a project in mind, feel free to drop a message or DM me.
Happy to chat!

[worthy palm]

hi chat

[hidden glacier]

hi christo

[lilac hemlock]

hi christo hi zakarya

[tulip spruce]

hi christo hi zakarya hi mitochondria

[undone mirage]

hi chrsto hi zakarya hi std::wilted_rose hi th13teen

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/thelukeymc-job-gif-10703749023643203621

[tardy hollow]

Hello everyone,
Junior Engineer with 6 months building practical AI and full-stack systems and now I am working as a freelancer
My days usually begin with morning tug, followed by a simple breakfast of fish and bananas while planning the day.
I then dive into focused work; designing messy architecture, developing with Next.js, building RAG pipelines and dumb as shit agents, and delivering client projects with calm, careful attention.
Typically I wrap up by 6:30 - 7 PM to enjoy dinner and quiet evenings with green tea and light reading (with the occasional late-night debugging session 😂).
Weekends are for recharging; hiking in nature, visiting shrines, soaking in an onsen, or enjoying seasonal ramen.

I truly enjoy turning ideas into reality, whether it's professional portfolios, personal web tools, AI automations or custom projects that help people stand out.
Here to connect with fellow builders and dreamers.
If you have a project in mind, feel free to drop a message or DM me.
Happy to chat!

[fickle breach]

Hello everyone,
Junior Engineer with 6 months building practical AI and full-stack systems and now I am working as a freelancer
My days usually begin with morning tug, followed by a simple breakfast of fish and bananas while planning the day.
I then dive into focused work; designing messy architecture, developing with Next.js, building RAG pipelines and dumb as shit agents, and delivering client projects with calm, careful attention.
Typically I wrap up by 6:30 - 7 PM to enjoy dinner and quiet evenings with green tea and light reading (with the occasional late-night debugging session 😂).
Weekends are for recharging; hiking in nature, visiting shrines, soaking in an onsen, or enjoying seasonal ramen.

I truly enjoy turning ideas into reality, whether it's professional portfolios, personal web tools, AI automations or custom projects that help people stand out.
Here to connect with fellow builders and dreamers.
If you have a project in mind, feel free to drop a message or DM me.
Happy to chat!

[swift crypt]

Heisenberg and 2 others were playing

[lilac hemlock]

started from diddy

lets go

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/toadette-toadette-mario-kart-world-toadette-mario-kart-mario-kart-world-gif-6710728480525684090

[swift crypt]

kanucool was playing

[fickle breach]

WE are all getting rich off of google lawsuit

[swift lily]

https://tenor.com/view/labassecour-lbc-toad-dance-gif-46884021990445058

[tulip spruce]

What lawsuit

[fickle breach]

google web activity lawsuit

look it up

[queen vortex]

Thats payout gonna be 4 dollars bro

100mil affected 440 mil payout

[fickle breach]

💔

[swift lily]

@lilac hemlock

@fading beacon

@civic cliff

These are the greatest tips for interns

[lilac hemlock]

Orz...

[swift lily]

I think the most important one is Show up Ready and Demonstrate Curiosity

Here's the ranking

1. Show up Ready
2. Demonstrate Curiosity
3. Be Excited to Learn
4. Have Fun and Get Involved

How would u rank it mr burp

This is true

Actually 4 is pretty important

Especially if you're not trying to get RO

If you just wanna learn and connect then go to better place

[lilac hemlock]

wait is this actual method

like grind prep at work???

[swift lily]

1. Be Likeable and Engaged
2. Demonstrate Curiosity
3. Have Fun and Get Involved
4. Be Excited to Learn
5. Show up Ready

[swift lily]

Yeah but do it in a different floor

[lilac hemlock]

might do ts...

😭

[swift lily]

Another building, even better

But go to the furthest possible floor

Back to reading

Need to complete this Partitioning today

[lilac hemlock]

real

[noble lion]

"smile for the picture or you're fired"

[swift lily]

Lmao right

[dark bane]

i want lettuce

[proud mauve]

Did u act like Ayanokoji first day at ur internship

https://youtu.be/UmglkDQzAlI?si=Hhmu9XAhtCWS-sat

[fluid salmon]

1 curiosity, 2 have fun, 3 show up ready 4 be excited to learn

[timber basin]

are there any internships or programs i should look into as an incoming college freshman?

[undone mirage]

lots

google step

jane street focus

so many

just look them up

[timber basin]

alr ty

[civic cliff]

Thank you meesta Patrick

I think #1 is enough to secure a RO

[blissful briar]

Which big companies opened up for summer 2027/fall 2026?

[hybrid saddle]

summer 2027 my brother in christ

can we have one month off

[solid portal]

thanks bro

[narrow sierra]

summer 27 mostly quant & salesforce has smt up

[glacial geode]

Orz

[white walrus]

How much time do you think we have to prep before the cycles starts to pick up?

[undone mirage]

the summer

[glacial geode]

Yeems would u refer me if I donate my signing bonus

[frigid solstice]

why is z2s not dropping alph ano more

[solid portal]

to what?

[glacial geode]

U

[white walrus]

Like till September

[solid portal]

usually the signing bonus is small to none for them

[narrow sierra]

leave something for the rest of us greedy bastard

[glacial geode]

Wait it's decent

Like 10k

If u include relocation

[solid portal]

thats jist relocation

yeah

its not like quant or anything

[glacial geode]

Ill donate my first 4 years of stock

[white walrus]

Rs6 not tuff

[solid portal]

[glacial geode]

Also according to recruiter first 4 years are "bonus"

Bonus

[narrow sierra]

usually starts in the fall

like 2 months prolly

[white walrus]

Going to finish nc250 by then

[blissful briar]

not rs6 but ok

[lilac hemlock]

is your username vibecode, eat, sleep, or vibe, code, eat, sleep

[glacial geode]

Yeems hi

Did u get a car

[solid portal]

im shipping my honda over

[glacial geode]

Tuff

[glacial geode]

Wait why

Don't u have fleet

[white walrus]

Originally it was LiftCodeEatSleep, but I feel like these days I’m barely doing “real” coding, and lift was too many syllables so I changed it to vibe code eat sleep

[solid portal]

feels weird to rely on it all the time idk

[glacial geode]

Its normal

[solid portal]

like what if they dont let me

[glacial geode]

I think my boss does

[solid portal]

what if I cant reserve one idk

[glacial geode]

Then ur cooked

[glacial geode]

U always can

[solid portal]

oh

[glacial geode]

J maybe not a good one

[frigid solstice]

i kne wyo ass drove a honda

[glacial geode]

Like if ur lazy u just get an old model

[solid portal]

well idk probably some aids in the fleet cars

[glacial geode]

This is true

[frigid solstice]

@solid portal wait theres a tesla fleet?

[solid portal]

can you even drive?

[glacial geode]

Like j have robotaxi as backup

[solid portal]

[frigid solstice]

can u just take it home for like

a month at a time

the fleet

[glacial geode]

No

U cannot

[solid portal]

im not sure how long tbh

[frigid solstice]

whast the limits

[glacial geode]

1 weeks out?

I think

[lilac hemlock]

so its a double entendre 😔

[frigid solstice]

u can take out a week at a time?

and then just place another reservation?

[glacial geode]

Yea

Like a week in advance I think

Tjey making some change tho, not sur if will affect

Yeems wouldn't it be dope if I was on ur team

[frigid solstice]

no i mean u can reserve one

for a week long

[glacial geode]

I think so

[frigid solstice]

das crazy

@solid portal yo

pmo

[glacial geode]

🤷‍♂️

[glacial geode]

U need reason tho usually

U can also reserve a lambo

Or ferrari

[solid portal]

what

who cares bro its just a car

[frigid solstice]

ur trolling

[frigid solstice]

a free car bro

tf u mean

thats like

500/month in benefits no diddy

[solid portal]

im still not sure if I should not send my car over

and juust use the fleet cars

[glacial geode]

Im not

[frigid solstice]

just rent out the lambo everyday

[glacial geode]

Aska fter

[frigid solstice]

and scoop chuzz on ur way to work

[glacial geode]

U need reason

Like strong resson

Cuz they will rent it

[frigid solstice]

to scoop chuzz

[glacial geode]

Won't work

[frigid solstice]

damn it elon

[upper sluice]

How competitive is getting past the snowflake initial chakra interview and oa

I started getting lost in the weeds in the ai interview about red black tree mechanics

Wow, that’s a very insightful response! You really understand these data structures well — and it shows. Could you elaborate more on how these structures stay balanced, and guarantee O(log n) insertion?

Literally for 10 mins

[undone mirage]

finding the new root node is a lc question iirc

[swift moat]

https://tenor.com/view/kcorp-ego-blue-lock-karmine-corp-kcorp-kc-gif-17803554417339549074

[undone mirage]

@swift moat where'd you hear there was another amazon layoff btw

[swift moat]

i believe one of the notorious blind HR ppl called it

[undone mirage]

they say for when?

[swift moat]

i forget maybe q3 i can double check

[undone mirage]

ye im curious what their track record will be

[tulip spruce]

wb msft?

[opal needle]

propaganda

bro why can’t it be summer already

fade school

[mighty pike]

@undone mirage hello my rizzy boi

[tulip spruce]

@crystal pendant

[swift lily]

Rizzler

[swift crypt]

charles lechair was playing

[lapis obsidian]

sonned

[swift crypt]

hviz and 2 others were playing

[crystal pendant]

hello

[neon wren]

Sup guys

[lapis obsidian]

im a clutch master

[swift crypt]

Your group is on a 35 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @lilac hemlock @swift moat
6/6: @charles lechair @mighty pike @noble lion @lapis obsidian

[undone mirage]

hello da rock

[balmy bolt]

any update

are u locked in

[undone mirage]

idk

everyone says im rizzy

[balmy bolt]

[mighty pike]

Relax lil bro

[balmy bolt]

:(( i am invested

[balmy bolt]

u are rizzy

[undone mirage]

u two can go on a two man

[balmy bolt]

fr

when are we going on a 2 man rocky

[dark bane]

hungy

[balmy bolt]

yum

[opal needle]

health max

[opal needle]

teach me

[mighty pike]

U gotta find 2 abgs first

[sullen finch]

Yo put me on

[swift crypt]

vinnydapooh and tiger 22 were playing

[tulip spruce]

i will go on a two man with brunson

[true orbit]

Postmates deals be crazy

I subscribed to a Reddit post where ppl post codes

[opal needle]

yo congrats on anthropic

[sullen finch]

Link me twin

@true orbit can I dm for anthropic referral

[true orbit]

https://www.reddit.com/r/postmates/s/iGnC3RNvYl

no only AT&T referral

[rotund shuttle]

DMs

[timber basin]

does the uniqueness/personality of your project on resume matter?

Or do recruiters mostly care about complexity and tech stack?

[mortal pike]

how cooked am i if i havent started searching

[echo obsidian]

searching for what

fall

?

[tulip spruce]

@mellow saffron help

[echo obsidian]

getcracked.io

[amber arrow]

this^

id guess you kinda need both? Lol

[timber basin]

ok

[echo obsidian]

if it can be oneshotted with AI dont put it on

good rule of thumb

[timber basin]

alr gotchu

cuh

[queen vortex]

How 2 get delivery hero proc

[lapis obsidian]

does anyone have @lph@

[mighty pike]

I think it does matter. Engineers love to hear about cool and unique projects and stories you have

[undone mirage]

has to be super niche though like rockys ^

[timber basin]

alr

[undone mirage]

like right on the specialty

you're trying to land

cause if its not then its kinda rubbish

a lot of the time

[lilac hemlock]

pxe3 also confirms that her unique projects are what got her not to fail team matching for good companies

[undone mirage]

who is pxee

oh

[lilac hemlock]

xd

[timber basin]

oh okay

[undone mirage]

oh

[timber basin]

how do ik what projects to make or owkr on

just see what roles im tryna go for

[undone mirage]

||pretty sure pxe3 is a guy||

[timber basin]

and make something specific to it?

[undone mirage]

well

either you like

try to go into something specific in the first place

like say you're aiming for idk

one of the ap driving companies

you might want to make cool embedded projects

or somewhere in that space

just basically do something they do

[timber basin]

ah okay

[undone mirage]

and that goes back to like how FAANG really mostly is just like

crudslop

and so everyone makes crudslop

and so projects are kinda useless there

[timber basin]

ok gotchu

[undone mirage]

and ideally you try to mimic scaleable software practices like using some aws service, docker etc

[timber basin]

is a project like building cloud/dev infra tooling (Go + Kubernetes + Docker etc, like automated preview environments and lifecycle management) actually strong for SWE/platform roles?

i was learning these tools and tryna make a project like that

[undone mirage]

sounds pretty good

[timber basin]

im not sure if it's like resume material tho

or if it's something to make just to learn the tools

[undone mirage]

sounds better than what most people have tbh

go for it

[timber basin]

alr bet

would devops proejct like these

be good for full stack positions

or only good for backend/infra roles

[undone mirage]

generally you try to fit projects closest to the jd

[timber basin]

or maybe a combination of projects?

[undone mirage]

like if you're applying for infra role

thsi sounds pretty good

if its a fullstack role then a fullstack website that has technical depth

etc

[timber basin]

alr that makes sense

what role r u as an intern at amazon

jus curious

[undone mirage]

just a normal swe

[timber basin]

oh alr

tuff

what kind of projects did u make

u dont gotta go specific but like tools u used for projects

[undone mirage]

mmmmm let me try to remember

honestly the resume that i got in with was kinda ass i can't lie

it was all luck

it was some full stack volunteer project i had for class

[timber basin]

oh i see

[undone mirage]

and umm

a roblox game

that's semi good

[timber basin]

wait fr?

i made roblox games too

[undone mirage]

oh nice

you can apply for um

[timber basin]

like i have a few mil visits

[undone mirage]

this thing

ill show u

[timber basin]

ok

[verbal sonnet]

did u make it to roblox

[undone mirage]

oh

they're closed

[undone mirage]

no i failed finals

😠

i kinda fucked myself over

i should've just followed my scrpit

https://devforum.roblox.com/t/2026-community-apprenticeship-software-engineering-applications-now-open/4476942

the applications are closed

but next year you can apply

basically looking for roblox devs

to join as swe interns

[timber basin]

oh damn that's cool

[undone mirage]

and there's not really a college req

so u can apply as a freshman / senior / even out of college

[verbal sonnet]

whatd you deviate? you think it was really that specific point that tipped it to a no?

[timber basin]

oooh alr

[balmy bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-wilde-zootopia-2-scuba-stank-dance-gif-8096934517146616303

[timber basin]

wait so how'd u put roblox game on ur resume? like did u just put the tools u used like roblox studio n stuff

[undone mirage]

yes he asked like for a technical problem and how i overcame it

and i tried to wing it

but i should've followed my script

[timber basin]

u mind if i see it?

[undone mirage]

just like

for me perosnally

just highlighted like

revenue / ccu / visits

and umm

maybe like some systems i've done

like an economy system or gamepass system or whatever system

[timber basin]

oh alr that's tuff im gon put my game on there too

[undone mirage]

i was talking to an engineer about this actually

not at roblox at another company

he said he would like to see more technical depth

like an actual technical problem

for example client server synchronization

since roblox follows a client server architecture

[timber basin]

alr

[undone mirage]

but yea since roblox is kinda like

closed off

and you don't really use many technologies to interact with it

you're limited

at most you can connect like some aws service to it

[timber basin]

yea that's what i was wondering too

[undone mirage]

like use dynamodb for your db

but like

why do that

when roblox already provides it all

[timber basin]

i mean it's cool personality points ig

ill put my game in there and combination of other complex projects

[undone mirage]

ye

[timber basin]

to show some personality and complexity then

[undone mirage]

ye sounds good

u got this

you're what

a senior right in hs

you're fine

[timber basin]

yeah

ill be going to ucla in fall

[undone mirage]

yea you're definitely fine

[timber basin]

so hopefully that helps out too lol

[true orbit]

where r u incoming

[timber basin]

fall 2026

and ill graduate in like 2028

[undone mirage]

shouldn't try to graduate so quick icl

[timber basin]

i did too much dual enrollment courses in hs

[undone mirage]

just pace out your classes then

[true orbit]

u gotta lock in hard then

For recruiting

[timber basin]

yeah lol

[undone mirage]

yea you're kind of fucking yourself

just take like

half the classes

and then you can grad in 4

and hopefully in that time get good prevs

[timber basin]

is graduating 3 yrs fine?

4 lowkey pushing it

[undone mirage]

3's cool too

[timber basin]

3 yrs of time should be enuf right

[undone mirage]

any amount is cool

as long as u find

[true orbit]

it just depends on how ur internship results are

[undone mirage]

u just gotta find something lined up

larp junior if u have to

so u can get a ft return offer

[timber basin]

are there more roles

or advantages

to larp as a junior

[plain plover]

are you in high school

[timber basin]

yea

[undone mirage]

yes

[plain plover]

bro

go play fortnite

[undone mirage]

junior+ are offered ft return offers

-junior are only given intern return offers

[timber basin]

oh alr bet

u already know what im boutta do

[timber basin]

u dont know me on mc bedwars

[undone mirage]

dont grind too hard icl

enjoy college like people say

[timber basin]

ye lol

thanks for ur help

rlly appreciate it

[undone mirage]

ya

[undone mirage]

honestly i wished they gave like feedback

esp since i made it to the last round

buncha bs that they dont

[echo obsidian]

spam offcycle

imo

[timber basin]

alr

[undone mirage]

lol cheating apps won

rip

[lilac hemlock]

gg

[lilac hemlock]

no i believe she is a woman

[dark bane]

wdym the cheating apps won?

[nimble oak]

LOL

finally

[undone mirage]

Theyre making u install apps

For the oas

So the apps can detect other apps

Ye

[dark bane]

oh ok

[pastel mulch]

riot vanguard on oa platform when

[undone mirage]

i've scheduled my airbnb recruiter screen

wish me luck...

idk 😂

get a referral

it helps a lot i think

i applied for ng role with no referral and got rejected

then asked someone on LI for referral and reapplied and got oa and now recruiter screen

thx

😄

relax

u gotta relax meesta patrcik

you'll get there ok

one day

maybe today

[undone mirage]

airbnb is remote 😭

i guess they do have offices

probably cause their offices have food if u want to come in

but most people work remote

@neat hemlock

[neon wren]

Why am I not able to see Mr AirBnB’s messages

[gilded bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/ichigo-ichigo-kurosaki-kurosaki-bleach-bleach-anime-gif-17944696465666943772

[proud mauve]

Do they pay well

[lilac hemlock]

bro good luck

bnb is like peak remote job ive heard

[worthy palm]

Goog

Hi chat

[lilac hemlock]

Hi christo

[civic cliff]

Is this the new office in nyc?

[proud mauve]

Yo Rae

Can u refer me when u make it

Airbnb lowk the greatest company for chudmaxxing

[upper sluice]

is the entire snowflake proc designated for your language

LC-style problems in C++ is misery

[wide sorrel]

r u 2027 grad or 2026

[gray flame]

When does Apple usually start sending out interviews

[void wolf]

Bro got hacked

[worthy palm]

Idk tbh I just passed by it

[worthy palm]

Completely random. Could be June could be all the way in April of next year

All depends on team

It works opposite of Google. You get team matched first and then get an interview. There is no general interview and then getting matched to a team

[lone hinge]

bless team match -> interview loops

google and netflix's systems are cruel

[worthy palm]

There’s a lot of pros and cons

general process people can game more

Team process u can’t game and could be easier or harder

[lone hinge]

5 million rounds -> team match headcount is painful

but fair

[worthy palm]

For me personally the team process was much easier but that was partially because I wasn’t larping on my resume and got a team that actually wanted the background I had

Like a lot of stuff I got asked in interviews were things I had taught several times in classes I TA’d for

[lone hinge]

icl

[worthy palm]

so it was pretty natural

[lone hinge]

i got headcounted during team matching so i never even got to talk about my resume

probably individual and company dependent

maybe i hsould have larped more on my resume

[ashen perch]

can u tell mr apple to accept me

[worthy palm]

yeah

Jackie r u CS or CpE

I forget

[hidden glacier]

i went there a few days ago

[zenith shale]

explain please

how people game

[worthy palm]

like by finding common questions and stuff

Using leetcode tagged, etc

Basically finding ways to go into an interview and u happen to have already done the problem before

Versus in a completely team dependent interview, that’s basically impossible to do

[zenith shale]

wow

is there list of prestige for teams

[worthy palm]

no

U don’t get to choose ur team, but ultimately the most prestigious is the one u enjoy working for the most

Pay is actually pretty standardized

One of the few things that is standardized

Because for every new hire, someone at the VP level has to sign off on the pay

[zenith shale]

sounds good

[upper sluice]

how do you guys deal with oas not in your language of choice

its such a throw off

[hybrid saddle]

use chatgpt

[undone mirage]

true

[coral cedar]

be the goat

[swift moat]

it looks like st john's yea

[dark bane]

ive never had seen an oa without my language of choice lol

[lilac hemlock]

juda is just orz and does everything in c++

[civic cliff]

Apparently it’s super nice

I wanna visit it

[void wolf]

[sullen finch]

I did python

[lilac hemlock]

kinda weird but do you guys think i should write inside the textbooks i read

[rich stag]

if u they r urs

and it helps u understand it

[lilac hemlock]

screw it im doing it

[lilac hemlock]

yes yes okay

[wispy rain]

I think it depends on which position you’re applying for

[tulip spruce]

hi

[tulip spruce]

use pencil

[vivid stirrup]

https://x.com/chshersh/status/2058494948459036778?s=46

Dmitrii Kovanikov (@ChShersh)

I was bored on Sunday and decided to solve 7 LeetCode hard problems

X · May 24, 2026, 10:26 AM

Dawg

[vivid stirrup]

I like doing it

[lilac hemlock]

hello and yes pencil

[lilac hemlock]

yup im gonna do it, i bought them for a reason

[tulip spruce]

show what u wrote

[lilac hemlock]

3 pages of "Sonion ring. Sonion ring. Sonion ring. Sonion ring. Sonion ri

my phones in another room i cant

[tulip spruce]

wtf

[balmy bolt]

orz

[swift moat]

iirc it's like only a sales buildling

no swes

[swift lily]

Good morning

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-apple-tim-cook-wwdc-gif-22381758

[civic cliff]

Yeah that’s what I heard too

It’s like a massive open space

[swift moat]

anybody here play apex

[swift lily]

Apex Legends

[robust verge]

apex :o

[swift lily]

Apex is so 21st century

Last decade

[robust verge]

https://tenor.com/view/apex-legends-humor-apex-ah-shit-here-we-go-again-pathfinder-gif-23555901

[crystal pendant]

poop

what am i doing with my life

[lilac hemlock]

i miss apex

[fickle breach]

is dp the most common oa topic

[lone rampart]

leasy

[fickle breach]

fr?

i feel like i always get it

[balmy bolt]

u only remember the ones u can’t do

or need to struggle on

time to start gca prepping

imma break 300 this yr

[glacial geode]

import joblib

[balmy bolt]

import cluely

[eager karma]

u alr got an xAI offer vro stop larping

[undone mirage]

did u see hackerrank makes u install an app now

rip cheating apps

[hidden glacier]

oh right

[balmy bolt]

damn fr

[hidden glacier]

if i apply for c1 in august can i use my gca score from january

[balmy bolt]

i’m pivoting out of swe

[hidden glacier]

it's for tiktok

[hidden glacier]

fuck how am i supposed to cheat on two sum now

this isn't FAIR

[lilac hemlock]

dont worry gamers i have a simple solution

import cheats.js

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-engineer-ubercharge-engi-team-fortress-2-gif-1088032221415298016

[undone mirage]

yea

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1495208088305668237/1508008034360627321/image.png?ex=6a14a22c&is=6a1350ac&hm=29bf0f78f366de259860e05a09402f9f9709a7133974daf78e8cdeab5ad8d2f4&4

[eager karma]

you taking the kai cenat route?

[balmy bolt]

imma be the next cj

cj marlon hybrid

[eager karma]

cjsocool

[undone mirage]

bro talking about the fryingpan method

[lilac hemlock]

well thank goodness that my cheats are on my meta glasses instead of my desktop!

https://tenor.com/view/federal-investigation-gif-22271245

warning to recruiters: that one Was a funny joke. Haaha

[lone rampart]

stop cheating nerds

jk idgaf pls get banned so i have a chance

ty

[lilac hemlock]

my brother in interview prep WE will make it

[hidden glacier]

WE YES WE

[lone rampart]

ongod

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/ᗜˬᗜ-rizz-skibidi-alpha-sigma-gif-659181262570519966

[frosty badge]

ew what

we boutta have kernel level anticheat for interviews

[undone mirage]

fr

[lone rampart]

vanguard moment

[undone mirage]

they're gonna sell our personal data

ez monies

[eager karma]

when big tech gets tired of cheating so they go back to only hiring from t10s and everyone else is stuck in permapoor >>>

[lone rampart]

or just do in person interviews pls and fly everyone out

💀

im kidding

[lilac hemlock]

voluntarily part of the permanent underclass

[hidden glacier]

yeah in person would be a lot better

amazon did it this year for some people

[eager karma]

why fly out when u can just stick to t10 and tell everyone else fuck off

[lone rampart]

t10's are ngmi

should only be t1

[lilac hemlock]

fly out for final is more plausible but even so thats a lot

for zon alone that would be like what 500+ interns?

[earnest rock]

As long as hackerrank doesn’t require camera usage it doesn’t matter what they do to combat cheating

[lone hinge]

they r doing that

[lilac hemlock]

yada yada argument that flying out is chceaper than hiring a bad engineer who cheats but idk

[undone mirage]

they should fly people out for interviews and lower the lc bar cause like leetcodeflation got people doing freaking hards on average now

[cold junco]

only uiuc 🔥

[lone rampart]

im sure the downloaded app, will turn cam on?

otherwise thats so useless

[undone mirage]

wdym? their app requires cam usage 😂

[lilac hemlock]

im scared for next cycle 😔

wait no i should stop fearing and just start grinding

wtf am i on about

[earnest rock]

Deadass 😭

[lone hinge]

back to whiteboard interviews

[undone mirage]

ye

[lone hinge]

here’s ur expo marker

[earnest rock]

If I get a hard on an oa I’m fucked now

[lone rampart]

what r u studying td

[eager karma]

yall some pussies

[true orbit]

Will cluely not work anymore then

bruh I’m doomed

[undone mirage]

using the new app?

oh

you're talkinga bout

[lilac hemlock]

reading another OSTEP chapter, DP, and hopefully working on proj tonight. depends on how things go ig

[hidden glacier]

gca's system is so weird

[earnest rock]

Oh well I’ll figure smth out I always do

[lilac hemlock]

❓ what

[undone mirage]

codesignal is some ass anyways

[hidden glacier]

ik people who took photos of the questions and got verified

[lone rampart]

doing graphs rn

kinda rusty

[hidden glacier]

while some people got theirs invalidated for no reason

[cold junco]

just stop asking OAs lol oas r so useless

[undone mirage]

you're all talking about codesignal though hackerrank probably isn't as lenient

😂

[undone mirage]

tell that to them not us

[hidden glacier]

ostep 🔥

[eager karma]

myf wrong person twin

[cold junco]

you guys are the future of swe leadership 😀

[lilac hemlock]

all love twin

[earnest rock]

Agreed they just shouldn’t exist anymore

[undone mirage]

we're all unemployed

[lilac hemlock]

tuff bro good luck

i studied them well during ds so i think i should be fine when i get to them, so im hitting dp first

[hidden glacier]

WE are the future of swe leadership

[undone mirage]

greedy genuinely hardest cause it doesn't really ahve a structure

[mighty pike]

Its over

[lone rampart]

im better than claude

[undone mirage]

when can i join your startup

[fickle breach]

wait are most oas auto and so long as ur resume isn’t 100% ngmi and passes ats it doesn’t really matter until they’re considering u for interviews/offer

[undone mirage]

no, many oas are only given after resume screen

[hidden glacier]

some are some aren't

[mighty pike]

I don't have one yet

[lilac hemlock]

💔 im gonna try to get to this as fast as i can yeah. im justt looking at dp -> graphs -> 2d dp -> greedy -> review all my earlier problems and hards that i skipped

[hidden glacier]

also wdym by 100% ngmi

[true orbit]

Idk I can’t find her account

[swift moat]

that would be like 20k in person interviews lol that's kinda insane

[lone rampart]

ye but the interns generate sm profit, right? right? 💀

[lilac hemlock]

when it comes out it will storm hardware land

[fickle breach]

like bullshit resume barely swe oriented

[hidden glacier]

oh yeah

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-pc-pc-fell-pc-ishowspeed-pc-fall-gif-24739149