2027_summer

[south marsh]

Like what is the brst way to interview prep as i have heard mixed reactions lately

[timber basin]

these r the two i'm talking about btw

[balmy bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-wilde-zootopia-2-scuba-stank-dance-gif-8096934517146616303

genuinely just do nc150

[timber basin]

me?

[balmy bolt]

ye

[timber basin]

ive never done any lc questions tho before

im an incoming freshman too

[balmy bolt]

nc has the video solutions next to the problems

u don’t need a course

[south marsh]

Is this still enough for interview prep

[timber basin]

alr

[south marsh]

Cuz i seen companies like stripe dont even use leetcode

And like shopify

Etc

[vivid stirrup]

Anyone have the ChatGPT $100-200 plan

Is it lit

Is 5.5 pro that much better than normal 5.5

[loud cedar]

rip bro

[floral quail]

when you guys reach out to a recruiter what do you generally put in the subject line

[dark bane]

prestige dump all name brands u got

[autumn wadi]

im worried ab this too but nobodies given me a clear answer

i think nc150 still v important

but u should have projects for some companies

[mint quest]

Uh

150 for foundations

Then it’s wtv

Chill

[coral cedar]

just rawdog it

[south marsh]

Ye no one gave clear answers

[south marsh]

But i been hearing that so many companies have been moving away from leetcode

But still a lot use

So dont rlly know how to prepare in general

[fluid salmon]

link it

[mellow saffron]

idk what he expecting from such a question there’s no real answer

if u really want to be prepped u have to do leetcode, have stuff to talk about technically and normally, not be a bot behaviorally, and just be a good engineer so u understand system design / implementation

“most companies” are prolly not moving away from leetcode for a few years

stripe never really did lc even before cheating became rampant that had this sort of proc if u wanna prepare for that then just be a good engineer ty shi

[undone mirage]

What does stripe do

[mellow saffron]

sumn w money i guess

[autumn wadi]

i thought system design wasnt asked for internship interviews

[mellow saffron]

everything is company dependent and some companies will ask

for a lot leetcode will be sufficient

[autumn wadi]

i see thank you

[hidden shuttle]

is neo scholar worth it?

[daring bane]

yes bro its hella tuff

[undone mirage]

I meant with their interviews

[mellow saffron]

some api integration and whatnot

there’s a bug bash that’s part of the ng loop

[autumn wadi]

can i dm u with a few questions :p @mellow saffron

[mellow saffron]

if it’s more general stuff abt prep best u ask it here cuz it’ll help others reading asw, but sure u can

[autumn wadi]

ok ill just ask. i wanted to dm bc i fear theyre dumb questions

is system design taught in uni generally? or is it something thats moreso self taught, like LC

[mellow saffron]

ur prolly gonna have to learn it urself

[autumn wadi]

i see

[mellow saffron]

there’s this github repo that will prep u enough for interviews, and to really understand that just takes time and building things out urself

[autumn wadi]

which one?

[mellow saffron]

there

imma just resent that message and pin

SYS DESIGN - INTERN LEVEL

(written by arya)

a) watch some exponent videos the content doesnt rly matter but just to get a sense of what a smooth systems design interview looks like. make sure to take note of the questions they ask, how often they ask, and why
b) pretty solid https://github.com/mukul96/System-Design-AlexXu/blob/master/System Design Interview An Insider’s Guide by Alex Xu (z-lib.org).pdf, i only read chapter 1 but its a erally realy good book from what ive heard
c) https://github.com/donnemartin/system-design-primer this was by far most useful resource / i spent most time on.
d) try not to think of all the pieces too rigidly, systems design is kind of like legos where all the pieces usually fit together in many ways and its up to you to build them together

[autumn wadi]

my good friend at my school got stripe internship his second summer 😭 but im assuming ur talking about ft

[mellow saffron]

same oa i think

[swift crypt]

charles lechair was playing

[mellow saffron]

have not personally tried it but hearing that a lot

[neon wren]

I just learnt that google maps uses Dijkstra’s algorithm

[ionic apex]

a star buddy

[mellow saffron]

it uses both actually

[swift moat]

[frosty badge]

i dont know if theyre open rn but i know they hire masters students, just apply normally it'll get rerouted if you're good

[south marsh]

For those technical interviews such as stripe and other companies. How do u prepare for that. Is it just be a good engineer the answer 😭

[mellow saffron]

i don’t know tbh you’d have to ask someone whose actually prepared for it

[echo obsidian]

just say stuff and shi

[mellow saffron]

ye lowk

don’t even code jus yap

larp coding

[mellow saffron]

yeah my point is more over that they alwyas had additional rounds that aren’t lc

[frigid solstice]

w alpha

[vivid stirrup]

Dawg

[verbal sonnet]

special type of AI I think

[unkempt eagle]

!amazon

[dark bane]

i don’t know

just ate mcdonalds

20 pc nuggs, mcchicken, and 2 fries

[jade shard]

Yumm

[dark bane]

my free chickfila

[crystal pendant]

how often do u eat here to get chickfila in the app free

is it just points?

why are u cheating on chip?

[crystal pendant]

goated ass order. lowk 20 nugs from mcdonalds a lot. i just eat 4 mcchickens

[dark bane]

i can down 20 nugs in like 5 mins lowk

[dark bane]

like a mil times a week

[south marsh]

Okay i didnt know never got stripe intervirw lol

But stripe was just an example i guess there is no real way to be mostly prepared for non leetcode question

[noble lion]

The real answer is get the question bank beforehand and memorize it

[frigid solstice]

theyre coding bank is pretty big

its just that they always use like the same 3 questions lol

[mellow saffron]

@unique robin someone’s promoting alpha trading

go get em mod

[frigid solstice]

no its like 40 bro

its just that they use the same few questions

[mellow saffron]

nah it’s wraps for u

[frigid solstice]

to calibrate for candidates

[mellow saffron]

i’m sending juliana on ur ahh

blud has no tolerance for alpha 🤑🤑

ur name is get_monkey blud

[frigid solstice]

just ask the interns

they have access to the whol ebank

[mellow saffron]

doesn’t stripe like pass everyone to the
hm and start stack ranking

i saw so many people do hm and get rejected

[frigid solstice]

@noble lion do u still do lc

[noble lion]

Not rly

I want to get back into it but I fell off

[frigid solstice]

for what reason

what reason can u possibly keep doing it 😭

[noble lion]

It's fun

Claude code does all the actual work anyway

[mellow saffron]

nah u shud let ur mind rot

[frigid solstice]

does claude code work on interviews or nah

[mellow saffron]

nah try cluely instead

[frigid solstice]

oh wait talking about stripe

i remember i sent u gpt rippling alpha for the integration code 🤣

w method or nah

no

u were gatekeeping

fucker

[mellow saffron]

yo stop alpha donating

😠

imma send juliana to mod u

[frigid solstice]

juliana could get this dih

[mellow saffron]

he has ZERO tolerance for alpha trading

[frigid solstice]

actually that was my recruiter gotta chill

[mellow saffron]

blud y u acting like a wolf

u gonna bark at me or sumn

“growl” and “hiss”

maybe ur a snake

https://tenor.com/view/sergio-snake-viper-dance-fun-gif-3952797672759175518

[mellow saffron]

kanucool i thought u strike fear in those around u

i don’t appear to be in fear at the moment

[cinder glade]

Why are the apple openings all fucked up?

[mellow saffron]

oh

[cinder glade]

Like the ML and swe ones that are posted can’t be accessed now?

Are they going to reopen

[mellow saffron]

maybe

who knows

i mean those were for summer 27 why they closing in a day

shi cannot be that deep

[cinder glade]

Yeah are you sure that they aren’t like fixing the link

[mellow saffron]

prolly smth like that wouldn’t worry abt it

[cinder glade]

Bc like up until a couple months ago the 2026 summer was still open

[jade shard]

🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[proud mauve]

He's grinding cf

[fluid salmon]

i c i c

[proud mauve]

Is it ok if I did some job freshman year summer but no job this summer

[mellow saffron]

idk y they doin allat

they won’t start looking at the resumes until later

fwiw dont think they help

[frosty badge]

apple doesn't check resumes till like october/november lmao

source: apple offer

[mellow saffron]

exactly y they posting in may 😂

they do this every year

[frosty badge]

apple is so funny they think ppl are gonna sign with them over quant firms

[mellow saffron]

mfs barely even know if they get an intern for a team until september

[frosty badge]

and they have the audacity to suggest 42/hr pay

[mellow saffron]

u ain’t ready for apple hft

they’re on the hunt

[echo obsidian]

what list?

das too low level bro…….

[swift moat]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-eric-tao-ken-leung-industry-industry-hbo-gif-13702557412707969815

[high forge]

Random question but I have an internship this summer, but what else should I do besides the internship and leetcode this summer

Maybe I should just relax idk 🥀

[swift moat]

depends on ur goals

[hybrid saddle]

enjoy life a bit

[swift moat]

W reducing the competition

[hybrid saddle]

no

being frl

who knows maybe tomorrow opus 5 drops and we are all out of a job 🔥

[mellow saffron]

nah there’s always time to grind

[high forge]

It's at wells fargo which isn't bad but I want to try to get smth better

[swift moat]

if anything that's why u should work harder

[hybrid saddle]

oh

lock in

idk like wrangling 5 fucking claude codes a day gets mentally tiring man

[mellow saffron]

me and @swift moat be saying shi like work harder and then sit around all day qing and lazing n shi thi

so take our words w a grain of salt

[hybrid saddle]

i feel more tired now than ever before even tho i work like 6 hors a day

[swift moat]

yeah just grind lc, polish res, and apply asap

for companies where it matters get refs (stripe for ex)

[swift moat]

fr

[high forge]

Alright bet 🫡

Lowkey just grinding codeforces

[swift moat]

type

[frigid solstice]

can you refer me?

[swift moat]

to unemployment? pretty easy to accomplish all by yourself imo

start by waking up at noon like i did today

[mellow saffron]

nah heis referred me once i got instant offer

started lazing instantly

[swift moat]

im lazing rn

[hidden glacier]

im gonna go to the gym in a bit

[frigid solstice]

let me do u one better

[hidden glacier]

wow

anything past 10:30 is late for me personally

[mellow saffron]

oh so we flexing now huh

[opal needle]

woke up at 5:30 am

[proud mauve]

Is doing an internship in Vietnam worth it

I did that last summer and it didn't help my resume that much

[frigid solstice]

is there fine shit there

[proud mauve]

Nah

[cedar zinc]

what companies

[opal needle]

better than nothing no

[sullen finch]

How to get if I’m a chud

[neat hemlock]

tung tung tung sahur

[sweet cairn]

Connect connect connect

[frigid solstice]

gotta be cap

i think google only gets like 200k

[proud mauve]

I mean should I spend the time working to grind for interviews instead

Or make projects

Or projects just don't matter

[opal needle]

what procs did u have this season

just identify ur shortcomings

[hidden glacier]

it's r/csmajors i would definitely take it with a grain of salt

[opal needle]

u can work on both at the same time no

[lusty pond]

are you getting interviews

if youre not getting interviews do projs

if you are then do leetcode

[proud mauve]

I get one 💀

[hidden glacier]

definitely projects if you don't have that much

[lusty pond]

ok so you should prob do projects then lol

[neat hemlock]

holy shit

[proud mauve]

I see lol

[hidden glacier]

and specialize them for the role you're applying for

[neat hemlock]

do i see ali and tung tung tung sahur in chat at one time

christmas really came early wow

[cold junco]

?

[neat hemlock]

yo

[vale blade]

omg is that a CSCD mod

[opal needle]

how do u do projects

my shit is all larp

[neat hemlock]

oh my god is that a CSCD ADMIN?

[cold junco]

Just do

?

[neat hemlock]

@vale blade dude we're in the big leagues rn

im like shivering

quivering

[opal needle]

i feel like it isnt smth u need to do

u can just do it

like use ai

[neat hemlock]

u ask claude to build something and make no mistakes

[hidden glacier]

cscd mods executing all alpha traders

[lusty pond]

well the point is that you learn while doing the project

[vale blade]

bro just contribute to drippay

[cold junco]

If ai can one shot it it’s a shitty project icel

[vale blade]

what r u on about

[opal needle]

i love drippay

[neat hemlock]

bruv

[cold junco]

Not worth putting on resume

[neat hemlock]

gpt can one shot erdos proofs

this doesnt mean anything

[cold junco]

It can’t one shot basic cs projects

[vale blade]

agnimandur lowk has all the alpha

[opal needle]

the point is to get an internship

recursivedragon is sooo tuff

[neat hemlock]

it def can bruh

[cold junco]

Not good ones bro

😂

[vale blade]

highk true

[neat hemlock]

imma one shot u tn

[vale blade]

wtf

thats a threat

that breaks rule 4

[frigid solstice]

for the low price of 10k, he will spill some alpha!

[opal needle]

i need mythos

[neat hemlock]

100k*

[mellow saffron]

mods ban him

[neat hemlock]

noooooo

[vale blade]

wait do u unrionically have alpha

[neat hemlock]

dont ban me from cscd guys :(((

what will i do :(((((((

[vale blade]

I need alpha

I need

[frigid solstice]

no agni does though

[mellow saffron]

!ban this jit

[neat hemlock]

a little ngmiling like me needs help....

[gaunt goblet]

this is not a valid member or member ID. Please either provide a User ID or tag the user

[mellow saffron]

fuck

[frigid solstice]

all you need to do is buy his tutoring service for 10k/hour

[vale blade]

wtf

mods fix

?

[mellow saffron]

no

[heavy jay]

Who got alpha ?

[vale blade]

wtf

[mellow saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-nurse-chansey-nursing-another-chansey-caring-gif-12117758

[buoyant mirage]

how do i know which companies referrals matter at

[mellow saffron]

u can also not apply and laze n shi

🤩

[royal gorge]

apple, some quant, nvidia, well known but small startups

and more

[opal needle]

cold apply is bad advice

be active on x, build projects, show off ur work

let recruiters come to u

💯

[buoyant mirage]

theres no big tech recruiters on x

[mellow saffron]

an apple referral is not doing much

faang in general won’t really care

[royal gorge]

really ik multiple people that got interviews from referral

but they got hm of the team to reffer them

[mellow saffron]

yeah that’s the only part where it matters

if u get a referral straight from the em and they interview u specifically

[finite delta]

Thanks for referring me to Apple @mellow saffron
I knew dming you would get me a free referral!

[mellow saffron]

if u go to a random swe they not doing anything for u

[mellow saffron]

mhm anytime

(i don’t work there)

[finite delta]

Unc reminiscing on old times

Back in 08 u did

[mellow saffron]

yeah back in 08 i drank some apple juice

[finite delta]

https://tenor.com/view/lali-chhangani-kachori-kachori-man-quiet-silence-gif-6613698814813547358

[opal needle]

anything fun to do in seattle for summer

[proud mauve]

Zon

[proud mauve]

Goon

[echo obsidian]

who has the unemployment alpha

[dense dagger]

Elaborate

[mellow saffron]

@swift moat

[echo obsidian]

The peak routine to min maxing unemployment

Peak bumming

[dense dagger]

Research

You're talking about research

[echo obsidian]

No bro i want to bum out

Wtf

[dense dagger]

You can

[echo obsidian]

Js larp in the lab?

[mellow saffron]

u can larp anywhere

[dense dagger]

Had a friend who worked "40" hours, but he just delegated work to unpaid researchers

[echo obsidian]

Holy tech

You really leaking the real alpha

[dense dagger]

It's alr next ones not free

[echo obsidian]

😦

[dark bane]

i love mcdonalds 🔥

[green elk]

Goon

[green elk]

Just vibe sm but beyond that projs don’t matter

This might be real cuz of India

• bots

[swift moat]

just dm ppl

[sullen finch]

No but I’m a chud

[mellow saffron]

i’ve never dmd a person for a referral in my life

and now i waffle n shi

win win

[unique robin]

@remalia

what’s his tag

[mellow saffron]

yo juliana

[unique robin]

@undone mirage

[mellow saffron]

some people were scheming abt some alpha trading earlier

imma need u to lock in

[unique robin]

ban them

[crystal nimbus]

[mellow saffron]

i don’t have the power for that

[queen vortex]

Not ts gooner again

[fickle breach]

so cold apply is the only way

[mellow saffron]

to faang yeah

they’re alwyas rng

[fickle breach]

my rng is so shit dude

mustve done at least 200 apps fall-spring and i got humana int, random unknown DE int, and defense int

💔

[cedar zinc]

200 is too low

[fickle breach]

u right

and i had a quite shit resume for much of it

gonna lock in

[crystal pendant]

@mint ether make vivado faster pls

and on macos

that more

[swift lily]

Good afternoon interns

Mentors

Future mentors

[civic cliff]

Good afternoon meesta patrick

[hidden shuttle]

do tiktok sde in test intern not get ro

[true carbon]

Does anyone know what capital one asks for interview round?

[hidden shuttle]

anyone do qa engineering assessment on codesignal

[vagrant pecan]

yeaaa just worried cus the one that just opened up said undergrad only as min requirement so

technically im an undergrad rn but

[proud mauve]

I'm school gapped by everyone in this server

[echo obsidian]

Cap

[frank hornet]

bro just can't stop larping

[opal needle]

that would be me not u

[golden scarab]

lmao did u get the last min email last night too

[hidden shuttle]

uh i didnt get any email

[mint quest]

can someone dm rq i got a question

[vivid stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/help-me-sponge-bob-squidward-tentacles-beg-gif-17392663

Need alpha

Someone please

[fervent whale]

I’m life gapped tbh

[tulip spruce]

how to grow actual skills and stop being a leetcode monkey

[proud mauve]

Same

Fmcl

[mighty pike]

He goes to UIUC

[frigid solstice]

*went

[mighty pike]

He graduated

Even more orz

[tulip spruce]

gratz on Purdue

[fervent whale]

tiger 22 damn

theres 21 more of yall damn

[proud mauve]

Thanks bro

Does Purdue help me get mai ref

[green elk]

No

[green elk]

What is mai

[proud mauve]

Msft AI

[undone mirage]

copilot is some ass

thing came out when oai was becoming prevalent and is still the same as it was

[green elk]

So copilot

Genuinely who is using Bing in 2026

Why has this not been EOLd

[proud mauve]

I mean I'll apply for Msft

Cause ppl at mai are too cracked for me anyway

[green elk]

Mfs slap ai at end of company name and think it’s more prestigious

[proud mauve]

Ur cat is kinda cute

[crystal pendant]

gratz on vtech IEEE publisher

x2

[proud mauve]

Lol

Is it too late to give up

[undone mirage]

@proud mauve what's the minimum salary you'd take

[proud mauve]

60k

[green elk]

nope never too late

[proud mauve]

Low this might be me after I graduate

But to save money I'll just play league and goon at home

[green elk]

Tang ping (Chinese: 躺平; lit. 'lying flat') is a Chinese slang term that describes a personal rejection of societal pressures to overwork and over-achieve, such as in the 996 working hour system, which is often regarded as a rat race with ever diminishing returns.[1][2][3][4] Tang ping means choosing to "lie down flat and get over the beatings" by adopting a "low-desire life."

[green elk]

lying flat culture is quickly coming to the US

躺平

[proud mauve]

Ye I might have to do this

[green elk]

you will either work 996 as an AI trainer or food delivery driver and have no economic mobility due to debt and hcol, or lie flat as an ngmi

[proud mauve]

I'll come back to Vietnam to minimize the cost

[proud mauve]

I'll lie flat

Low cortisol

[green elk]

fr

[frosty badge]

are you now

[proud mauve]

Yes

[tulip spruce]

We don’t do just copilot

[frosty badge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-bruh-he-doesnt-know-RXtD0Rt2xrUxIvJYkP

[frank hornet]

this is what i’ll be doing this summer and the rest of my life

[proud mauve]

Bro is larping

[frank hornet]

after cs240 purdue got school gapped

[proud mauve]

Inc Boeing

[proud mauve]

Tru

[tulip spruce]

St louis

[proud mauve]

Now everyone knows Purdue is full of cheaters

[tulip spruce]

Can confirm,stay away from delta gamma chicks

[green elk]

Bing Copilot search

[frank hornet]

can’t even make fun of gt anymore

[proud mauve]

Are there abgs

[tulip spruce]

Torture me into the ground

[proud mauve]

Fr

[tulip spruce]

At Purdue? No

[queen vortex]

Ai trainer make bank

[frank hornet]

there’s an asian sorority

[proud mauve]

Gt cheat to get Optiver

[green elk]

only for now

[frosty badge]

purdue, berk, gt, and uiuc are the big 4 here

everyone knows this

[green elk]

its the modern version of coal miner

[proud mauve]

Purdue cheat to pass 240 😭

[green elk]

or slave laborer

[proud mauve]

Holy school gap

[proud mauve]

Where to find them

[tulip spruce]

Yeah stay away that is full of Asian incest
Things could’ve changed now but back in my day holy no

[queen vortex]

Slaves dont make 90 an hr

[tulip spruce]

Ask @crystal pendant he is peak abg attractor

[queen vortex]

Tf kinda sxhool u go to unc

[green elk]

supply and demand

[proud mauve]

Purdue

[crystal pendant]

lies

[green elk]

soon everyone will be an ai trainer

[queen vortex]

13 went to purdue?

[tulip spruce]

Why hate on the glorious Floridian

[queen vortex]

Yo he an alum

[proud mauve]

Anyone has the posting for all the AI data labeling role?

[queen vortex]

Donate to purdue unc

[crystal pendant]

u want his linkedin?

[proud mauve]

I can't find the postings

[crystal pendant]

her*

[queen vortex]

Ik u breaded

[green elk]

wdym

[balmy bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-wilde-zootopia-2-scuba-stank-dance-gif-8096934517146616303

[proud mauve]

Like where to apply to be AI trainer

[balmy bolt]

anyone know where i can get a $90/hr data labeling job

or a job at mai

[frank hornet]

are you allowed to do this as intl

[tulip spruce]

Donate what bro all my money being spent on these flights and airbnbs

[crystal pendant]

he is larp. he works at nba

[proud mauve]

💀

[tulip spruce]

Aai

[proud mauve]

Damn I can't even do the scale or mercor larp

[queen vortex]

What this mean

Is this code for cocain

[balmy bolt]

13 made the call to isaiah hartenstein last night

[tulip spruce]

Dm for ref

[proud mauve]

@tulip spruce is a girl?

[green elk]

google.com/search?q=ai+trainer+jobs

[proud mauve]

Yo can I have ur number

https://klipy.com/gifs/stephen-curry-space-shot

[proud mauve]

Thanks twin

[tulip spruce]

Yo bro I watched a street fight and now I’m watching Knicks bta these Cavs

[balmy bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-where-she-at-gif-1097141994631239431

[tulip spruce]

Dichotomy insane

[true carbon]

Wait mai as in Microsoft AI? Can I DM I have an interview coming up 😭

[worthy palm]

Was it an intern or full time role?

[tulip spruce]

Share #1019675142248468601

[balmy bolt]

@unique robin lock in

[worthy palm]

Not me!

My school ain’t even t50 cs gang

🥀

[frank hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728872326044844044/1496955101666087002/togif.gif

[tulip spruce]

Ask here

[unique robin]

guys

[proud mauve]

Yo can I have msft ref 🥹

[unique robin]

can you stop

or i’m gonna have to ban you

[mighty pike]

He cant

[frank hornet]

cs rankings are cope anyways

[tulip spruce]

Gratz on 300k Apple tc btw

[proud mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728872326044844044/1496955101666087002/togif.gif

[unique robin]

is discord bugging for you guys

[balmy bolt]

nah

alpha trading

[tulip spruce]

Share Resume

[mighty pike]

@balmy bolt hello

[true carbon]

Nope!

[worthy palm]

Thanks ❤️

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-cat-hi-cat-cute-cute-cat-gif-6685694989729503455

[balmy bolt]

hi rocky

[unique robin]

lemons do not alpha trade

[balmy bolt]

when are we linking

[unique robin]

or i’m gonna have to ban u

[true carbon]

What does alpha trade mean?

[worthy palm]

ehh I’d say overall it helps a bit but yeah college is just what u make of itttt

[unique robin]

get him raymond

[mighty pike]

R we alpha trading?

[peak girder]

How’d you get Apple gng show me the way

Congrats btw!!

[balmy bolt]

yea

[worthy palm]

I got pretty lucky

[balmy bolt]

need abg alpha

[tulip spruce]

He slept with his recruiter (both straight males btw)

[balmy bolt]

from the goat

[peak girder]

Nah ik you worked really hard

[mighty pike]

Can u be a stanford prof and nepo me

[true carbon]

Wait srsly what does alpha trade mean lol

[queen vortex]

Cana

[peak girder]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-notes-noted-gif-26232003

[queen vortex]

Baba

[tulip spruce]

@crystal pendant @swift moat

[mighty pike]

Wait I need that

[green elk]

write that down write that down

[balmy bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-skeleton-shield-skeleton-meme-war-gif-17340534991599908951

[proud mauve]

Here bro https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1492614870636691577

[peak girder]

Time to get jacked and sleep with recruiters in ng season

[proud mauve]

Pls help a ngmi Purdue chud

[green elk]

target the straight male recruiters

[tulip spruce]

Oh you’re soph wtffff
Child can you buzz the fizz

[green elk]

such as jeff

[mighty pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431090544884318270/1439079046398087228/caption.gif

[peak girder]

What’s a good position to impress in first go

Aight 💀

[proud mauve]

Wdym bro 😭

[peak girder]

Ig it’s luck lol good job bro congrats!!

[mighty pike]

Fizz da buzz

[proud mauve]

I'm a ngmi sophomore

[peak girder]

Gotta spam apply and cold message recruiters ig

[crystal pendant]

I HAVE NO IDEA

[peak girder]

I got no internships but I’m a swe in my school 🥀

[green elk]

use the kevin quo zhao method

[crystal pendant]

HOW DO I GET ABG

[peak girder]

What is that?

[mighty pike]

HOW DO I GET ABG

[green elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728872326044844044/1496955101666087002/togif.gif

[proud mauve]

Umm ye sure I can

[peak girder]

Damn

[tulip spruce]

I think you’ll
Be good at meta or maybe nvidia

[green elk]

google recruiter btw

[proud mauve]

They don't want me bro 🥀

No companies want a ngmi chud

[tulip spruce]

You pull abgs like crazy

[tulip spruce]

Get ref for nvidia

[mighty pike]

Can we alpha trade

[proud mauve]

From who

[green elk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/800537595003011093/1490952785989210112/caption.gif?width=422&height=924

@crystal pendant @mighty pike

[undone mirage]

holy schmorz..

[tulip spruce]

Friends

[proud mauve]

The greatest abg puller I know is @noble lion

[mighty pike]

@undone mirage hello my rizzy boi

[sullen kiln]

twin u got it u got plenty of time, i somehow landed a role just this week and i didnt start applying until mid march this year as a junior 🥀

[proud mauve]

I have no friends 💀

[tulip spruce]

Mods get him

[undone mirage]

😔

[proud mauve]

He pulls hella snow bunnies as well

[tulip spruce]

Classic Purdue sophomore
Also I did ece not cs, my degree harder than yours

[mighty pike]

Holy shimoly

[proud mauve]

I'm getting railed by the cs program here 😭

I'm just ngmi like that

[vagrant pecan]

Intern

[tulip spruce]

Dm @noble lion for tips to 4.0

[worthy palm]

If it was intern then I’d assume it def meant u are at least enrolled in a bachelors degree

[tulip spruce]

@balmy bolt dyk I went to lakes thunder game 4?

[proud mauve]

He thinks I'm too ngmi 🥀

[balmy bolt]

orz

[vagrant pecan]

Wait nvm they just opened up masters degree internships

[worthy palm]

Go apply asap

Applying asap rlly does help

[proud mauve]

I see 💀

[vagrant pecan]

Ya bet

[balmy bolt]

lebunda

[proud mauve]

Idk I failed an intv last week

[peak girder]

Anyone wanna be my friend

[proud mauve]

My only proc this cycle

[mighty pike]

@balmy bolt plsssss

I really need it

[peak girder]

I’ll get you a ref at Anthropic in 20 years trust

[vagrant pecan]

If i have a summer role rn on res do i put the end date if ik when it’s going to end or just may 26 - present

[balmy bolt]

i need it more

[peak girder]

Is it an internship

[vagrant pecan]

yes

[sullen kiln]

^ same position should i put end date or present

[tulip spruce]

@proud mauve

[peak girder]

Put present for now

[tulip spruce]

where

[peak girder]

You never know if an internship gets extended

[sullen kiln]

its ok just a learning lesson, i failed a couple because i forgot to study up the architecture of my own projec

[tulip spruce]

out here robbing these cats

[peak girder]

Poker?

[crystal pendant]

ref me

[crystal pendant]

larp

[worthy palm]

I can’t rn cause I don’t start til June

[tulip spruce]

i told u i will ref u but u never shared resume, u said u want lockheed

[peak girder]

Are you a 2026 grad

[vagrant pecan]

ik u can update ur resume for apple positions after u apply, do yk if it’s ok to do that? @worthy palm

[frank hornet]

don’t worry twin we live and we learn

[vagrant pecan]

Or does it count as like re applying

super late

[worthy palm]

yeah finished my masters degree this past may

I finished undergrad May 2025

[proud mauve]

I'm a slow learner tho

I'll get deported before I finish learning

[swift moat]

blud if i had that dyt i'd be here

[tulip spruce]

harden cant guard brunson

[peak girder]

Niceee when did you apply for Apple? What was your prep in your last year till graduation?

[worthy palm]

Yeah that’s fine

[tulip spruce]

everyone with abg stays in cscd to get more abgs

[worthy palm]

I applied in like June 2024, got masters intern offer for summer 2025 and then took RO

[peak girder]

What’s an abg

[hard owl]

does an nvidia ref actually help

[crystal pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/fighter-jet-air-force-f22-gif-9459025738888544857

[tulip spruce]

@crystal pendant go to edc for peak abg sauce

[peak girder]

That’s fantastic

[proud mauve]

How to get abg

[peak girder]

Congrats bro

[tulip spruce]

edc

[crystal pendant]

what is there to do in arlington texas

[tulip spruce]

visit parking lot

[peak girder]

Tf is abg

[tulip spruce]

drakes type but asian

[peak girder]

Oh lol

[crystal pendant]

its all a parking lot

[peak girder]

I thought some cs term 💀

[crystal pendant]

hey i walked today to dollar tree

[sullen kiln]

anyone gonna be in houston tx

[crystal pendant]

no but i can visit

[tulip spruce]

thats abb

[crystal pendant]

my uncle lives near

[proud mauve]

Why is the abg matcha intv bar so high these days

[tulip spruce]

im coming in a few weeks

going to san antonio maybe

[crystal pendant]

come

visit

th13 ik u wanna see the bander

[swift moat]

easiest farm oat

[sullen kiln]

how diff is texas from nyc 🥀

[crystal pendant]

sonnnnn

🙏🙏⁉️😭😭😭🙏🙏⁉️⁉️⁉️

[worthy palm]

way better (currently living in NYC)

[crystal pendant]

LARPPPPP

[worthy palm]

It’s way different tho

[tulip spruce]

are u we gonna go abg hunting in houston

[worthy palm]

no like I actually am and for work reasons would so much rather be in Texas 😭 😭 😭

[crystal pendant]

yes

[tulip spruce]

where, im here too

[sullen kiln]

im def happy for the price of living in texas compared to nyc 🙏

[tulip spruce]

u will steal all from me cuz ur mid white male

[crystal pendant]

u LOVE them suburbs DONT U BOY

[sullen kiln]

inv me

[worthy palm]

I don’t wanna see u

[peak girder]

You can meet a lot of people in nyc

[crystal pendant]

IM LTN thank you very much

[worthy palm]

yes 👍

[tulip spruce]

who said u got a choice son

share address now

[crystal pendant]

mfer this is u

[worthy palm]

nah I’m staying at my gf’s parents place

stay away

[tulip spruce]

yes esp 3am in west harlem

[crystal pendant]

rich ahh gf

[worthy palm]

I’m here for about a month tho

and then I leave

[errant kestrel]

No it’s not😓

[tulip spruce]

parents alr wtf u move fast

my girl aint meeting my parents till the day of the wedding

[worthy palm]

bro what

[peak girder]

I live in a dead ahh town need a sexy offer and move out

[swift moat]

head in the clouds, edc, knock2, dabin, wonderland, bixby, keshi, starfall, twice, bts, joji, illennium, mitski, blackpink, beabadoobee

not in any order

[crystal pendant]

also 13 im 5’1 so abgs dont like that

[tulip spruce]

bro has all the sauce i dont even recognize half these words

[quartz violet]

2027 summer bro what 💀

[proud mauve]

How to get abg gf

[quartz violet]

there is no way

[tulip spruce]

bro ur like 5'10 that is peek abg height

[swift moat]

at least u got a 5 in front 🥀

[tulip spruce]

and in the back

[swift moat]

real ones know what it's like to be 4'10

[quartz violet]

is people getting offers for 2027 summer now

[sullen kiln]

attend rave

[tulip spruce]

blud outing himself as a filipina nurse

[peak girder]

I got an offer to work as a swe in my school if that counts

[proud mauve]

Real

[swift moat]

u do NOT want to make them ur gf

[tulip spruce]

cavs cooked

[quartz violet]

2027 summer thats a year later bro

[sullen kiln]

they will be just good friends 💀

[tulip spruce]

only @balmy bolt can save them

[swift moat]

bro yday game was so sad wemby missing everything

[tulip spruce]

the rave abgs?

[proud mauve]

Why not bro

[worthy palm]

fr

[swift moat]

with benefits

[tulip spruce]

bro was playing with hartenstein in his head and arm

[swift moat]

is this fr?

[swift moat]

that bum ass bro

[tulip spruce]

im thinking of going to San antonio on sunday

to watch gm 4

[swift moat]

did u see castle deadass getting his hair pulled

wtf is that

[tulip spruce]

acc to theory, edc abgs are not wifey material

[balmy bolt]

refs dickride the thunder bruh

[swift moat]

classical theory

[peak girder]

Are y’ll actually thinking about getting married deadass

[tulip spruce]

shorty next to me said "why dont u treat me this rough" im dead

[swift moat]

yea altho in game 2 it wasn't too bad

[peak girder]

That’s crazy

[swift moat]

they would've lost anyways

[frank hornet]

don’t let her attend edc without you

[swift moat]

mf hart was in wemby's ahh

[tulip spruce]

to abgs?

[swift moat]

and he missed everything

[proud mauve]

What is edc 😭

[peak girder]

Yuh or anyone 😭

[proud mauve]

I lack the ball knowledge

[sullen kiln]

big rave festival

[tulip spruce]

she will attend with u and still go heinous and make u watch

[swift moat]

electrical daisy carnival biggest rave in the country

[frank hornet]

how are you gonna pull a rave abg without knowing edc bro

[swift moat]

also v expensive ngl

[tulip spruce]

only @crystal pendant finds someone for me

[swift moat]

3 day ticket is like a band

[sullen kiln]

start studying the abg terms, it will boost ur call back rate trust

[swift moat]

[proud mauve]

Idk there are many places to meet abg

[peak girder]

Lowkey wanna date an Asian but not with the bg

[tulip spruce]

oh thats it???

damn i might go

[swift moat]

mf said that's it

[frank hornet]

@proud mauve

[crystal pendant]

bro im literally 5'2

[tulip spruce]

isnt coachella like 10k?

[peak girder]

But we will see

[swift moat]

no what

[peak girder]

Ya

[crystal pendant]

do you know what klarna is?

[peak girder]

No like 5k

[swift moat]

bro coachella is not 10k

[peak girder]

3k-5k

[swift moat]

most of the ppl there are straight brokies

[tulip spruce]

ur workout video says u are 5'10 180

[swift moat]

more unemployed than me and @mellow saffron

[crystal pendant]

60% i think finance it

[tulip spruce]

did ur viet abg teach u this

[peak girder]

I wanna go to lollapalooza

[balmy bolt]

need to narcissism maxx

[swift moat]

was just ab to send lol

[sullen kiln]

anyone going stay in bloom nyc ??

[balmy bolt]

it’s called investing in your career

[peak girder]

They just broke

[tulip spruce]

is coachella the move to find wife?

[tulip spruce]

whats this

[proud mauve]

@frank hornet is wasian baddie

[peak girder]

I’ll let you know next year

[swift moat]

yea if u want ur bank acc drained every month

[tulip spruce]

welcome to the investor's center, may i introduce u to aerotyne

yo the cavs are cooked

[mellow saffron]

these ppl r real?

[sullen kiln]

illenium b2b dabin, abg festival

[balmy bolt]

east is so mickey

[tulip spruce]

if she drains my balls she can drain my bank account

[balmy bolt]

need the wolves to move to the east

[swift moat]

we broke but they in generational debt after spending 3k on coachella and 10k on tswift concert

[mellow saffron]

oh fax you'd never catch me doin that

[swift moat]

at least we laze for free

[tulip spruce]

abgs in nyc? i thought they were more sophisticated

[swift moat]

they're in ktown

[tulip spruce]

u think u will avg 30/5/5 in the east

[mellow saffron]

if she wants taylor tickets she better be an anesthesiologist or smth

[swift moat]

also at aforementioned raves

[tulip spruce]

i want a fidi abg

sophisticated

[swift moat]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[proud mauve]

🔥

[tulip spruce]

excel specialist

[prime lodge]

how many meta abgs were laid off and willing to crack for a ref?

[swift moat]

@balmy bolt IS AVERAGING 40

[balmy bolt]

ong

[tulip spruce]

if they fired how will the ref?

[mellow saffron]

scroll on hinge

u might be abel to make it work

[prime lodge]

nah like i ref them

[tulip spruce]

to where

[swift moat]

anywhere

[tulip spruce]

oh u wanna crack them and ref

[swift moat]

they jobless

[mellow saffron]

one amazon ref please

[tulip spruce]

hmmm gotta be against some form of law

[prime lodge]

no it's like soapland

they just happened to crack

[mellow saffron]

wha there's no legal involved

[sullen kiln]

alexander you might be onto something

[mellow saffron]

they dont have to be in exchange ty shi

[tulip spruce]

anyone else gets a feeling that the manager on ur team is cracking ur intern??

[mellow saffron]

two things thathappened by happenstance

[swift moat]

https://tenor.com/view/only-in-trouble-if-you-get-caught-aladdin-disney-gif-26294294

[frank hornet]

i’ll drain you for an amazon ref

[prime lodge]

Dm me.

[tulip spruce]

going from meta wlb to zon wlb is lateral in wlb

is it?

aws still ass i assume

[prime lodge]

@tulip spruce

[tulip spruce]

being on a cloud team at any company is horrid

[prime lodge]

helo sir. how do i get MSR as a undergraduate?

[tulip spruce]

yeah but meta still pays pretty good e4+

[proud mauve]

Is this actually true?

[tulip spruce]

do u go to princeton? I know one research intern he goes there

or brown i forget

[prime lodge]

yes

[undone mirage]

let's all become millionaires guys

easy method

just wait 60 years

[tulip spruce]

what if i need million tmrw

[undone mirage]

too bad

nothing in life you need is a million boy

[mellow saffron]

rob a bank

[undone mirage]

get back to work

wow with 9 percent gains u get like another million

if only life was so easy

what if i just keep it in there

until i die

and let someone else take it

[prime lodge]

ues

what do i do

i want msr

[proud mauve]

We are not making it to 60 bro

[tulip spruce]

is philly lwk a better city than nyc???

[sullen kiln]

why stay with 9% when u can do 100% by putting it on black

[tulip spruce]

whats ur prev

[bold moss]

ban this guy

[prime lodge]

zon

[tulip spruce]

tbh i dont talk to msr that much most of my work is with oai

[tulip spruce]

we just hired someone from zon

[mellow saffron]

most of my work involves lazing and waffling

[tulip spruce]

he on the engineering side tho not research

[mellow saffron]

it’s pretty neat

[tulip spruce]

what work

[prime lodge]

bru idc what my role is as long as im under MSR

[mellow saffron]

exactly

🤩

[tulip spruce]

org dont matter bro look for a good manager

who doesnt ruin ur mental health

[mellow saffron]

janitorial research

cleaning solutions

windex or method

[undone mirage]

what's mbdr

[tulip spruce]

someone do research into if these LLM tokens now cost more than a full time engineer's salary

[undone mirage]

if only i were rich

[prime lodge]

Yes

[undone mirage]

where am i finding 72k a year bro

😭

[swift crypt]

Your group is on a 33 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @plain plover
6/6: @charles lechair @brave meadow

[undone mirage]

72k

say 2k a month on either rent / mortgage

and like 20k for food / lifestyle stuff a year

116 after tax

[rotund shuttle]

roth IRAs are a scam

[undone mirage]

154 minimum

[rotund shuttle]

in 40 years we will reach singularity and get wiped out anyway

[undone mirage]

bros dooming

[worthy palm]

hi chat

[undone mirage]

christo

[worthy palm]

what y’all trying to calculate

[undone mirage]

do you recommend a masters

[undone mirage]

just doing math on iras

[worthy palm]

no

[undone mirage]

how come

[worthy palm]

I mean not unless u have a legitimate reason to get one

[tulip spruce]

"knicks in 4" heall yea

[undone mirage]

internship maxxing

[worthy palm]

If u don’t have a specific reason to get one, then ur better off trying to get a job and just doing it part time

[worthy palm]

if the masters isn’t funded then this is very high risk

[undone mirage]

gtech method

[tulip spruce]

are u tryna work in ML or MLIR or anything else low level related? then yeah go for it

[worthy palm]

just get a full time job tho

A masters only gives u one extra summer

[tulip spruce]

@mellow saffron exactly bro just get a full time job it aint that hard

[worthy palm]

So just apply FT instead of internships

No after the second year would be full time

Oh wait

Nvm ye

[tulip spruce]

if u start in spring then yea

[worthy palm]

Cause u also got between when u start

Ya ur right

I was miscalculating cause I did mine in one year

But lowkey

2 years is even worse if it’s unfunded

because here’s the thing, ur paying tuition and ur cost of living

Ur going hella in debt

And u aren’t even guaranteeing urself a better job

Not worth at all

Only do masters if u have a reason to do it beyond “hahaha I want better job”

Because it doesn’t always lead to one

If u have it funded, different story tho

Is it? I heard they do TAships

[mellow saffron]

yo chill dawg

[worthy palm]

I only did masters cause

1. Mine was fully funded
2. I want to be an adjunct professor maybe?
3. All my coworkers got one (it’s a bit more common in hardware)

[mellow saffron]

nah me and @swift moat r school maxxing till 2030

2030’is our year

[worthy palm]

That’s pretty fire tbh

[brave meadow]

Done exposed my 6/6 🥲

[swift crypt]

shai and 3 others were playing

[eager karma]

yuki aim tag

hello

[eager karma]

dermaroller 0.8mm + minoxidil 2 times a day + 1mg finasteride

retatrutide 2mg/week

[mellow saffron]

no its an aimlabs tag

[eager karma]

o

do people not kovaaks anymore

[mellow saffron]

i dont like it idk

[lucid osprey]

What do yall think of stripe summer then zon fall in terms of how it looks on resume?

[hybrid saddle]

s > z

[tulip spruce]

show ur claude setup bro

@swift moat u too

[mellow saffron]

bold of u to assume i have a claude setup

[eager karma]

mythra uses codex

[hybrid saddle]

W ragebait

ask claude gemini and grok too

tf

i thought it was chat

😭

[swift moat]

we aint paying for allat

[dark bane]

o i got panda

[void wolf]

[dark bane]

mcdonalds and panda in one day
goated day fr

[eager karma]

where the fuck did meta come from

[dark bane]

personally i think unemployment is the best choice

[void wolf]

Is it better to ask #1337377872112779264 or Claude

[eager karma]

do u fw burger king

[mellow saffron]

claude cuz it won’t focus on prestige

[dark bane]

meh

[mellow saffron]

and nyc glaze

[void wolf]

Claude so unbiased fr

[sharp night]

Juda can u send reels to the group chat

Pls

[mellow saffron]

good

amazon is the method

[eager karma]

chatgpt and codex r dumb asf

[sharp night]

Mythra is my opp

[sharp night]

Codex is good

[void wolf]

Yo that snake game was peak

[mellow saffron]

definitely not

[sharp night]

Yes I like it

[mellow saffron]

we’re the bestest of friends

[void wolf]

I made the leaderboard one time

[dark bane]

sure

[sharp night]

I goon to the snake game

[eager karma]

not better than claude.

[void wolf]

Real

[mellow saffron]

they both suck