2027_summer

[solid portal]

Yea hit up @swift moat

[lilac hemlock]

@trail salmon Yo

[midnight tendon]

HAS AMAZON OR SNOW SENT OUT OA FOR FALL / INTERVIEW FOR SNOWW

[sullen finch]

@solid portal im not ok anymore

he said it

[undone mirage]

YES CAUSE AMAZON CAME OUT A LONG TIME AGO

[mellow saffron]

don't u have a summer offer lmao

[sullen finch]

what about it

[mellow saffron]

doenst that shit startsoon

[sullen finch]

no im quarter

[mellow saffron]

oh so u have a month

[sullen finch]

like 5 weeks

[mellow saffron]

shudnt u ask for fall soon anyway

[sullen finch]

i should

should i rn

[mellow saffron]

assuming u like

still have that offer signed

[sullen finch]

yeah..

[mellow saffron]

gng

[solid portal]

Wow I’m going to begin the banishment procedure

[sullen finch]

therein lies the problem

[mellow saffron]

u shudprolyl make ur intentions clear

[echo obsidian]

doesnt it start soon

[mellow saffron]

the longer u wait the worse its gonna get

[sullen finch]

im hitting the family emergency

[mellow saffron]

u shud still ask soon

[sullen finch]

i really shou;d

but my manager has ghosted me for 2 weeks about project scope

[mellow saffron]

the sooner u wait if u just say family emergency theyre just gonna say ight fuck u no offer

[sullen finch]

and i really would like to get that

[mellow saffron]

😭

[echo obsidian]

u might be larping too close to the sun

[mellow saffron]

larparus

https://klipy.com/gifs/kid-icarus-uprising-pit-7--k01KRYHYTDPYYGRE2C3BB76RDNK

[sullen finch]

5 weeks from today

hm

i mean i should soon

ill give it till wednesday to hear from my manager

[echo obsidian]

icl that would be hella funny

you hear your project then you hit your manager with the family emergency

😭

[sullen finch]

no like im waiting to hear back from my other company

its confusing

[echo obsidian]

oh that makes a lot more sense

[mellow saffron]

everyones ghosting u huh

rip

[sullen finch]

but its like 95% chance theyll scope me for something good

[mellow saffron]

at least ur in the glorious quarter system

and have some time

[sullen finch]

just a window into my chud life.

[echo obsidian]

rip quarter system

[mellow saffron]

ts lowk tuff

[sullen finch]

the 5% is why i havent asked yet

but atp im like gonna do the other anyways so i should ask

ugh

hq

[echo obsidian]

tuff

[sullen finch]

dont stalk me

[echo obsidian]

u can see the big deloitte

[sullen finch]

and buy hella designer

[proud mauve]

Why is it so competitive 😭

[sullen finch]

idk why they made it black it looks like it gets so hot

[proud mauve]

I can't job a get

[echo obsidian]

deloitte?

[sullen finch]

ya

its a giant matte black tower

[echo obsidian]

its so u can stay in the hellhole forever

[mellow saffron]

oooh hq

yes

spend all the designers

all the moneys

buy it all

https://klipy.com/gifs/kirby-eating-2kb

im gonna delete that

[sullen finch]

2+2 = 4

lol

[mellow saffron]

brilliant

just makign sure

😹

[sullen finch]

theres plenty in this chat to doxx me anyways

i have my damn name too

is ok

[mellow saffron]

yeah but im not going to contribute to it

[sullen finch]

kind of you

[barren cliff]

wheres anduril hq

[sullen finch]

costa mesa

[echo obsidian]

consumer hell hole

[sullen finch]

OC > LA

[echo obsidian]

i live oc now but i still prefer 626

[vivid stirrup]

I’m eating a quesadilla rn I’m so happy rn

[sullen finch]

i cant stand la traffic at all

[echo obsidian]

istg half of it is people drive like bitches in la

oc people at least drive fast

[mellow saffron]

oc is quite tuff

[sullen finch]

anywhere on the 5 or 405 that isnt congested averages like 75-80 its so nice

[sullen finch]

gonna be the new bay soon

less pretentious hopefully

[echo obsidian]

its basically after u pass lb its fine

[sullen finch]

i concur

[mellow saffron]

fine w me

rn socal is just expensive and not many tech jobs

but its visually nicer

[sullen finch]

ya tech is slowly flowing into oc

[mellow saffron]

so id happily move there

[sullen finch]

theres offices for majority of faang here just not big campuses like up north

[mellow saffron]

yeah just some random teams that u have to luckily get into

[echo obsidian]

the offices is like LA tho

a good chunk of them

[sullen finch]

supposedly the google office in irvine is like impossible since its a super calm enviornment so nobody leaves

[solid portal]

Oh

[barren cliff]

how common is 996 work style in bay area?

atleast for startups

[mellow saffron]

i mean if its a startup its prolly happening

[barren cliff]

😭

[sullen finch]

@devout nest any useful info from recruiter about new grad proc or sum

tesla ap is awful wlb

are you 27 grad

[echo obsidian]

friend told me theres like no newgrads rhere

[sullen finch]

hm

i havent been pushed off yet and im same

but i also havent had call yet

when did they say to reconnect

[lilac hemlock]

on jah i will get hashicorppp

[sullen finch]

idk i guess we'll see

but that tesla ap pay

just do like 3 years and leave to go be a senior somewhere

[lilac hemlock]

2:14 that piano 🔥

[rose oxide]

does anyone else use wispr flow on discord?

[sullen finch]

idk if she could give you a proper range its huge

[lilac hemlock]

@solid portal im gonna try word search in a few Wish me luck!!! (I already failed it once)

[rose oxide]

luki can't be bothered to chat anymore

[lilac hemlock]

@cold carbon

[rose oxide]

lowkey

[solid portal]

You got that

[rose oxide]

don't even need to code to be a swe anymore, you just talk

[cold carbon]

I use what my husband made

[solid portal]

Why would you work somewhere else

Are you dumb

[cold carbon]

But yes works the same as wisprflow

[rose oxide]

oh interesting

sometimes what i say is too niche so it doesn't understand it

[sullen finch]

claude code collab to make cold emails is tech yall tap in

dont say i didnt put you on

[lilac hemlock]

im kinda scared because ive been bombing many questions on nc150 recently/i feel like i cant do them by myself yet but this is also my first time through it

[rose oxide]

nah don't worry about it. you just have to memorize it

[lilac hemlock]

ive been "forcing" myself through problems as in getting through at least two a day even if i dont solve it so i still get the importance of exposure

forcing as in like. im not pondering for days on them

[rose oxide]

in my opinion that's probably a waste of time

for example coming up with a sliding window on the spot after spending like a week on it and or just learning about it doesn't really make a difference in the long run

because you had to learn sliding window at the end of the day

[earnest rock]

Kill yourselffff

[solid portal]

Make sense

[earnest rock]

It is too late to cold email Tesla recruiters for fall

I have sm emails

[upper sluice]

how do u even find their email

[lilac hemlock]

yes 100% because most of these problems are usually "do you know this one simple trick"

[hybrid saddle]

LMAOOOO

what company is this

[earnest rock]

Alpha trading

And other methods that don’t involve unethical things

[upper sluice]

i think tesla fall head count is like 0.6

0.6 people

[hybrid saddle]

☠️

you know they 996 at shopify too now

for the pennies tc they pay

[lilac hemlock]

💀

for what

[hybrid saddle]

fuck no lol

the CI/CD/dev envs team were working this entire weekend bro

i was watching their channel mfs are getting whipped

[undone cape]

duck what company do u work at

[hybrid saddle]

when do u start ur new job mr tiger

at curr or next?

i heard that palce doesnt have the best dev exp ☠️

i feel like anything after meta is a downgrade

other than google

no ur curr

[sullen finch]

wtf

what did i do

[earnest rock]

My fault goat it’s satire

[sullen finch]

yeah the range is massive

im not surprised

with a place like ap they take every person case by case

it very likely wouldnt be that

supposedly youre looking at like 400k

[sullen finch]

become a cold email merchant like me

[earnest rock]

Yeah but ur tuff

[sullen finch]

no im a merchant

i maximize what i have

[earnest rock]

You gotta be cracked to get their attention

I have emails but I’m not tuff

[sullen finch]

bro idts i dont even have prev faang

i have incoming faang+ and thats it

[earnest rock]

Alr I’ll try ig

[sullen finch]

tuff

its a numbers game

[undone mirage]

@sullen finch where u getting the emails

[earnest rock]

Should I email saying I’m interested in a specific team

[sullen finch]

rn im making claude to it all for me but lemme put you on a coupe sites

[earnest rock]

Or how do I approach it

[sullen finch]

hold up

[earnest rock]

I have the emails alr

[undone mirage]

generally you'd be emailing people already on specific teams

[dense dagger]

I emailed ~200 recs all of them said go apply on the website, could it be because my resumes ngmi?

[sullen finch]

rae ill dm you the stuff in a sec here

[undone mirage]

ok

[echo obsidian]

straight dox

[earnest rock]

Oh shi I leaked his number

[dense dagger]

Took a screenshot thanks

[echo obsidian]

yeah 😭

[dense dagger]

I'm straight up calling him

[echo obsidian]

bro who get the meta raybans

[dense dagger]

Bigfeetjeet sent me

[echo obsidian]

u should call him and say u never got ur meta raybans

see what he says

[earnest rock]

Brudda if u call him 💀💀💀

[sullen finch]

luck

all luck

[dense dagger]

does luck really exist

[sullen finch]

probability then

damn

[dense dagger]

Our thinking might be so limited that we call non determinism luck

Thanks Epstein

[sullen finch]

its luck in the same way you would call 5 coin flips in a row its just a low probability outcome aligning with your intent

so keep sending emails and some will hit

[solid portal]

Dark mango psychology

[dense dagger]

There's so many layers to this joke*

[earnest rock]

What’s kolin Jones’s number

[mighty pike]

@solid portal

https://tenor.com/view/nick-wilde-zootopia-scuba-tiktok-dance-gif-10524398184234574560

[earnest rock]

Bro 💀

Damn I fucked up

[dense dagger]

I told you I took a screenshot

Send me more thnx

[earnest rock]

wtf r u gonna do with a number anyways

[solid portal]

What happened

[upper sluice]

is there a unified place to find tech internships

i know the github is goated

but it lacks some pretty big internship postings

[prime cave]

canvas

[lilac hemlock]

from my experience not really you just have to know your way around

[upper sluice]

makes sense

[mighty pike]

linkedin is pretty good

[upper sluice]

two sig for instance

[tulip spruce]

teach me the ways

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/springtrap-fire-fnaf-gif-2873982408042466685

you larp

[hybrid saddle]

no wya ☠️

u telling methat company doesnt have standardized dev env ?

daily occurence at shop 🔥

[dark bane]

low cortisol image

[buoyant mirage]

[tulip spruce]

rawrrrr

[undone mirage]

Those people might be the main employers of my college

😂

College swes*

[frank hornet]

ngmi school

they’re blessed to have cj be aware of their presence

[fickle breach]

are intern behavioral questions more realistic for students than grad roles or do they still ask stuff like disagreements with ur boss and conflicts etc

[mellow saffron]

disagreement w a team member more likely than boss

realistically just make up an answer regardless you’ll be ight as long as the question is answered

[green elk]

All hail cj

All hail cj

[crystal pendant]

is anyone else unemployed this summer

[fickle breach]

im envious of anyone who can do this lol

[rich stag]

fr bruh

i have to prac the q beforehand if i dont practice it im cooked

[eager karma]

Plan ahead of time gang

[fickle breach]

i can't spontaneously and concisely answer any of these questions without revision/memorization let alone make them up on the spot 😭

[fickle breach]

exactly

[fickle breach]

even so it's kind of hard to predict the exact question they'll ask yk

[rich stag]

i just have a doc of general scenarios that i memorize and minutely adjust it if the q is diff

[eager karma]

There’s like 6 standards ones people barely gaf to ask outside the regular ones

[mellow saffron]

u jus gotta do enough

you’ll get used to it

[eager karma]

Used to think mocks were corny asf and for chuds but they’re p cool

[fickle breach]

fr? what are they

[echo obsidian]

did u start the big L yet

this yr they got opencode now 🥀

[eager karma]

Not even tryna be a dickhead but google or ask claude

[fickle breach]

but if u know them

i don't trust AI on meta

[eager karma]

I’ll Google it for u, I’m not typing questions

Gang google

Lmfg

Ngmi

[fickle breach]

what is this guy saying 😭

bro if ur gonna google it then ur response is not really useful, i just assumed u acc knew the questions from experience

google is just gonna give u some generic stuff based off of reddit

[eager karma]

Ik the question but ur asking me to type 6 whole ass question for u

[fickle breach]

that's fine then

[eager karma]

Nobody knows the exact shit you’ll be asked, if people knew the exact question everyone would pass an interview

Its generic stuff bc behavioral round questions tend to be very generic.. ur answers make it interesting

[fickle breach]

so then they dont ask the same few questions in that case

[echo obsidian]

js be yo self

[eager karma]

If u want more specific questions look. Get the generic questions, answer them, then have claude generate follownups

Bc anything deviating from the generic behavior q’s will be bc ur project or experience interests ur interviewer

[fickle breach]

alr

appreciate it

[eager karma]

Again not tryna be a dick, i think ur just overthinking it

[neat hemlock]

mocks are goated wdym

[eager karma]

Use the star method and you’re gonna be alr

[neat hemlock]

they saved my ass

[copper wagon]

boyo

@neat hemlock congrats on amazon

[neat hemlock]

wat

thanks

[eager karma]

Nah fr, i was just scared of them at first ngl.

[copper wagon]

commerce team

thats huge

can I get a referral

[eager karma]

But it helped w interview anxiety, big w

[neat hemlock]

??

awesome

[eager karma]

My favorites r the ones where its like 30 ppl watching u instead of just a 1on1

Tf

[copper wagon]

or r u on stores

[eager karma]

Congrats on commerce team

[copper wagon]

idc abt the team

[neat hemlock]

bruv

[copper wagon]

i just want zon

[neat hemlock]

who is this guy

lol

[copper wagon]

John

[fickle breach]

yeah prob, i'll just prepare for the main qs and know my resume

but conciseness matters a lot i assume

[neat hemlock]

why do u wanna work here

tell me about urself

some time u didn’t get along w a supervisor or some shit

[copper wagon]

bro

brodigy

[neat hemlock]

it’s all the same goober shit bruh

[eager karma]

Yeah, knowing ur resume is a big one. Especially with everyone larping shit and getting caught with their pants down. You’ll really be fine. Near impossible to fail w star method + knowing ur stuff

[neat hemlock]

i don’t like doing behaviorals

[cold carbon]

My right shoulder hurts

[eager karma]

U play football?

CTE machine

[cold carbon]

I do not

[fickle breach]

i appreciate u bro, ty 🫂

[neat hemlock]

☠️

[cold carbon]

Bruh

The interviewer is on uppers

[neat hemlock]

i’ve only done like two behaviorals but they just asked me abt why i wanna work there

and why i like swe

lol

[cold carbon]

That's how you know you're interviewing for a small unicorn

[eager karma]

Reading company values before the interview

[dark bane]

those are really common questions

[mellow saffron]

small unicorn

[eager karma]

Mentioning some techblog they posted

Damn, xai moving like that?

[mellow saffron]

tasty

[cold carbon]

Bullshitting
By bullshitting

[mellow saffron]

a billion dollars

[cold carbon]

These mfers love physics

[mellow saffron]

cud get so much food

https://klipy.com/gifs/kirby-eating-2kb

[cold carbon]

Tell them things that you've accelerated or things that you did to enable velocity

[dark bane]

im hungy

[eager karma]

Get u a box of dominoes pizza

[mellow saffron]

i’m full

[dark bane]

yum

[eager karma]

No food for me i just took my ozempic

[cold carbon]

Were you a chungus

[eager karma]

The biggest

https://tenor.com/view/bigxthaplug-big-x-tha-plug-dance-groovin-hips-gif-13172887357398884846

[verbal wind]

anyone have cto chat for sieve.ai?

[undone mirage]

discord search really sucks huh

[copper wagon]

yea

[undone mirage]

wdym

[echo obsidian]

is this data labeling as a company

[undone mirage]

oh it just takes a while for it ot load

[copper wagon]

no limit tot he larp

[echo obsidian]

it is 😭

[undone mirage]

[minor zenith]

Do you think chatgpt can decompile binary to x86 Assembly to C

[barren maple]

with enough drugs gpt can do anything

[mellow saffron]

truth

[minor zenith]

I think gpt 6 will make gta 6 before gta6

[eager karma]

Tough

[eager karma]

Nobody uses codex bruh

[minor zenith]

I think compilers in the future will import gpt

[barren maple]

keep thinking buddy

[humble tide]

just not true

[eager karma]

Nah it’s true

[minor zenith]

pyspark

[crystal pendant]

anyone else about to be homeless again

[undone mirage]

if our parents kicked us out

we'd all be hmesless

[mellow saffron]

🥀

[green elk]

@nimble oak

[mellow saffron]

see he’s unemployed by CHOICE

simply mogging

[green elk]

Yeah he actually mogs us

He can be unemployed for a summer and still mogs us

[scenic oyster]

My internship is mostly frontend am i cooked

[green elk]

Wtf really

[scenic oyster]

Yeah that github invite was bait

[green elk]

Is it dashboard dev?

[scenic oyster]

Nah

I will at least make something on the website

Career one

[green elk]

That’s cool

[scenic oyster]

Ig but im actually crashing out

[green elk]

Tbh tho your actual project doesn’t matter

If the company is known

You can also just larp bullet points

[scenic oyster]

Desperately

[green elk]

How many interns are there

[scenic oyster]

10

[proud mauve]

Me 🥀

[scenic oyster]

But like 8 were here today

For orientatikn

[proud mauve]

If u know anyone that r hiring

Pls let me know

[echo obsidian]

who doesnt show up for orientaiton

[proud mauve]

I'm kinda homeless

[echo obsidian]

oh

[green elk]

Cooked

[echo obsidian]

gg

[scenic oyster]

Gg

Yuh

[green elk]

Didn’t you get research

[proud mauve]

But I mean it's not like a real job tho

I do it for fun mostly

[worthy palm]

@proud mauve do u like hardware

[worthy palm]

Me too rn

Like unironically until my lease starts I’m just going around being a bum staying with different friends and random family members

😭

[crystal pendant]

can anyone else not match with one abg

[frank hornet]

orz

[hybrid saddle]

yeah start leetcoding lil bro

[crystal pendant]

id CI/CD internship proj cool. idk how complicated ts is gonna be tho

[proud mauve]

I don't but I'm willing to learn and do it

[hybrid saddle]

congrats on jenkins

[hard owl]

is lc that important 💔

[scenic oyster]

Can i get refereal to shopify

[hard owl]

i only got like 20-40 lc

[scenic oyster]

Im doing ruby on rails frontend

Slide pls

Im gonna be homeless

[hybrid saddle]

r u github

[scenic oyster]

Nah

[hybrid saddle]

dont come to shopify

github mogs shopify

who tf else usees ruby on rails

stripe??

twitch?

[green elk]

Ruby on Rails 🥀

[scenic oyster]

Ill dm

[hybrid saddle]

rails is shit

[crystal pendant]

gitlab ci/cd

[hybrid saddle]

mfw we are running 3000 vcpus on some messaging app thing

meanwhile the actual platform that sends teh emssages is written in go and only runs 200 vcpus at 30k rps

[verbal wind]

wait d

[proud mauve]

It's cause I'm a chud and no AI profs are willing to hire me bro

[echo obsidian]

two purdue larpers

[dark bane]

im hungy

[worthy palm]

I actually used Gitlab ci/cd for one of my internships

Although that wasn’t really the main point of it

More just like something I had to do to get things working

[proud mauve]

Do Handshake data labeling and stuffs still have resume value

Or now everyone knows it's just larp

Or like if they do eventually find out it's just data labeling it'll lose all the values

[plain plover]

scale ai

handshake

mercor

[plain plover]

if you have any of those you're cooked

[proud mauve]

I see lol

[swift crypt]

charles lechair was playing

[frank hornet]

sonion ring

bro might be top 5 larpers oat

[proud mauve]

Bro I am asking cause I'm not sure if I should go to fill some of their forms

I don't have that role yet bro

[unique robin]

hi

[undone mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728872326044844044/1496955101666087002/togif.gif

@unique robin why aren't u a tiger

what happened to my tiger title

[unique robin]

yo

@undone mirage

can u he,lp me

between these 5

which color saturation looks the best to you

[undone mirage]

5th i think

[unique robin]

u cant think

you need to pick

[undone mirage]

5th

[unique robin]

🤔

[undone mirage]

5th.

[unique robin]

fuck

everyones got a different choice

[undone mirage]

5 or 3 is good to me

the rest loo kwerid

like too light

[unique robin]

weird how

[undone mirage]

its like you put an overlayed image on it

and turned up the transparency

[night stag]

3rd or 5

[unique robin]

hm

im thinking

im spending like $130 to get this printed

so dont wanna pick the wrong sample

i spent like 8 hours yesterday tryna make this

😔

[night stag]

depends on vibe 3rd is like pulling u in, 5th is soft vibes

[unique robin]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[hidden glacier]

3

[dark bane]

should i get a chip burrito?

yeah i will

[jade shard]

chip still open there??

[dark bane]

ye bro until 11

its chill af during the last hour

[jade shard]

Ohh slay

[timid bough]

Should I ask to push to fall before int? Lwk not trynna take the int, Company is tesla

[undone mirage]

take your int then if u get it try to push to fall before accepting

is what you should do

well

idk since yhou're not trying to take it ig u ca cn do that too

[proud mauve]

It's so sad to see ppl starting their internships left and right

But I'm just here rotting in my bed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998781935469985822/1480384269208649951/caption.webp

[swift lily]

:discover chan:

[echo obsidian]

didnt discover get acquired

by c1

[swift lily]

Why I can't find discover chan

[swift lily]

Yes i wonder why no one gets discover offers here

[echo obsidian]

i think they laid everyone off

[swift lily]

Everyone talks about c1

[echo obsidian]

at discover

[swift lily]

Oh

Sad ending

[echo obsidian]

https://www.bankingdive.com/news/capital-one-discover-job-cuts-layoffs/813908/

[swift lily]

Where are you going this szn?

Summer 2026

[echo obsidian]

unemployed 😔

[swift lily]

More time to prep for 2027

[proud mauve]

Did u get Zon

[echo obsidian]

i cant even get a smell of zon

[swift lily]

@proud mauve did you complete NC150?

[proud mauve]

Ye

I mean I didn't do linked list problems but ye

[undone mirage]

do ll problems boy

no more dooming

[proud mauve]

Bro those problems are kinda boring 😭

[undone mirage]

lc is boring in general

get to work

[swift lily]

Do you want me to mock interview you?

I can do it for free, I want you to succeed for 2027, I feel like you just need more mock interview practice

Tbh linked list is the least important

If you did all other ones and you actually understand them you're good

[plain plover]

has anyone actually done just the 150

[proud mauve]

Ye sure thanks

[plain plover]

and landed like cit or something hella tuff

[proud mauve]

I'll ping u

[proud mauve]

@noble lion

[proud mauve]

Prob some codeforces ppl

[plain plover]

what did he do

[proud mauve]

Codeforces

[plain plover]

ok i mean just the 150

from scratch

[proud mauve]

I mean Idk

Maybe they have alpha

[plain plover]

yes

[frigid solstice]

holy

wemby is the fucking goat

no its not

companies are starting to ask not common hards

[proud mauve]

I've heard hrt asks implement convex hull or smth

Ye apparently you need to be rated 2000 on lc to solve Zon OA 💀

[plain plover]

like what bruv

[frigid solstice]

google for example

like 70% of the people ik got a hard

okay what im saying is 150 isnt enough usually

[plain plover]

people just larp getting hards

when they fail

[frigid solstice]

150 is just plug and check data structures lol

it doesnt really help that much with problem solving

[plain plover]

i tihnk 150 is pretty good

how many have u done

[plain plover]

then where did you feel you finally understood

[frigid solstice]

i wthink 1.2k

[plain plover]

ok larp bruv

[undone mirage]

mock interview me 😏

[lucid osprey]

quant is either cracked mfs or alpha

[frigid solstice]

its usually the latter

[lucid osprey]

no in between imo

[lucid osprey]

yep

[plain plover]

yep

[frigid solstice]

most people r like decently smart + alpha loaded

[lucid osprey]

yeah

[plain plover]

yeah

[undone mirage]

yeah

[proud mauve]

Me when I'm stupid and no alpa

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998781935469985822/1480384269208649951/caption.webp

[mighty pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/965485857060564992/1457217006120992839/image0.gif

No goon

[frank hornet]

don't worry bro i'll share alpha when i get an offer

[swift lily]

You have amaz-stig you don't need me

[undone mirage]

i need you 💔

[swift lily]

We broke up. Don't you remember

[mighty pike]

@undone mirage how's going rizzy boi

[undone mirage]

no we didn't

[undone mirage]

dms

[plain plover]

im a late series player

[echo obsidian]

W wemby

fuck sga

im a dickrider

[frigid solstice]

you have to do it in o(1) time

[opal needle]

hello friends

i am back

[dark bane]

@jade shard fat ahh burrito

[jade shard]

Ugh im hungry now

[undone mirage]

@jade shard help

[jade shard]

Hi

[undone mirage]

help

i need help

will u help cait

[jade shard]

Why

Um

what for

[undone mirage]

dms cait.....

[wide sorrel]

ur back

hi

[dark bane]

i want mcdonalds

[undone mirage]

i want panda

maybe ill buy it tmrmw

do they justh ave premade boxes @dark bane

like boxes i can order without making any choices

🥹

[dark bane]

idk look in the app

[jade shard]

HIHIHIHII

[wide sorrel]

what’s up

[jade shard]

Honestly this quarter has been so chill

thankfully

hbu

[vivid stirrup]

https://youtu.be/A1kX8fJx53c?si=rBARJQxHqrPclRNn

@swift lily Evan king hates AI 😭

The entire interview he seems so blown whenever he has to use it

[undone mirage]

most meta swes are probably already using it on the job

i dont see why they'd hate it in an interview

[vivid stirrup]

He’s using ngmi sonnet instead of opus tho

[undone mirage]

all faangs in fact

are probably mostly using ai coding

[vivid stirrup]

In the video he uses ai for an interview and it’s constantly getting shit wrong

Or just writing shit code

[undone mirage]

getting staff in 5 years is super impressive though

wtf

[frigid solstice]

oh wow

lwky i should suck it

[vivid stirrup]

He started hello interview in 2023 so maybe he just has no idea how to use AI

[undone mirage]

true

probably doesn't code a lot these days

other than doing leetcode interviews for hellointerview

why 3

holy

schmoly

how does one even do that

[vivid stirrup]

He also started a start up for the first time and got acquired within a year

Goat

[undone mirage]

probably mogged by someone else

always bigger fish 😔

[mint quest]

Evening

[mighty pike]

@undone mirage

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-gif-13555747940236673731

[mint quest]

Got out of work today

Was in the uber

Couldn’t get a Waymo for some reason

[frigid solstice]

they dont have a level

just "person in charge of you"

[sullen finch]

Dream

[mint quest]

Waymo dream

[frank hornet]

do you think deepmind gsoc has the same resume value

[wide sorrel]

that’s nice this sem was pretty good for me too and then i’m heading to seattle this weekend

[jade shard]

like seattle for the summer?

I forgot did you graduate yet or

[wide sorrel]

yea seattle for the summer

i’m going into my senior year

[jade shard]

Oh damn nice

[undone mirage]

more sample data needed

[velvet crane]

What even does a jit do over summer

[mellow saffron]

jit about

[frank hornet]

i’m trying to larp it as a swe internship since i couldn’t get one

[mighty pike]

idt is easy to get deepmind gsoc tho

[mighty pike]

its easier but definitly not ez?

[mint quest]

yo finally maisie

!!

[undone mirage]

isn't gsoc jsut like

another internship process

resume screen and the whole shabang

[mighty pike]

and u also have to come up with a project proposal

[undone mirage]

should get more prestige tbh for the work u put in for it

[mighty pike]

@undone mirage can u glaze me? I need confidence boost today

thank u

[undone mirage]

i dont think u need glaze

you're already goated

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-awesome-dance-spin-point-gif-16086758

https://tenor.com/view/cherryfurby-whos-awesome-youre-awesome-glitter-puppy-dog-gif-3998145459110226674

[mighty pike]

thank u goat

https://tenor.com/view/energy-gold-gif-22468954

[sullen finch]

What do 3rd party recruiters like to hear during interviews for tech startups

What butters them up

[frank hornet]

idk i’m just larping

not about being procless though but deepmind

[tame edge]

i believe that resumes are mostly about aura thus deepmind gsoc beats out most actual swe internships

[mint quest]

🥀

good evening

[tame edge]

tell me I'm wrong

do you genuinely believe CRUDbob @ Zon™ beats out GDM*

*gsoc

[gilded bronze]

depends on the gsoc project

some gsoc projects are pure aura

[lilac hemlock]

On flow nem

[shy mulch]

Anyone know if you can change palantir FDE to SWE proc

[jagged flint]

Anyone know if you can change palantir

[neon wren]

Example?

[gilded bronze]

LLVM

anything db related

or os

such as: https://www.rtems.org/

[proud mauve]

I feel like some of those projects are insanely cracked tho

How can underclassmen get in

[neat hemlock]

can’t u just contribute to this

without being in gsoc

[gilded bronze]

Yes you can, which is also just as good.
GSOC just signifies that you've competed with a bunch of people for it and cameout on top

elitist bs

and tbf it does come with an appointed mentor so there isthat

[neon wren]

Llvm is a gsoc project I had no clue

[vivid stirrup]

What’s better goldfish or cheez its

[dark bane]

burrito

[dark bane]

this is tuff

[vivid stirrup]

Im saying goldfish clears cheez its

Cheez its feel heavier in my stomach then goldfish

And cheez its tastes too strong

What is y’all’s favorite snack

I need snack alpha

[brazen coral]

Yummers

[dark bane]

fair

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-gif-8256981290085423306

[jovial bone]

has anyone done sig qsd proc before?

[fluid salmon]

what are other os ones you know about?

can u work on these projs if ur doing mastesr in fall?

[hidden glacier]

@unique robin had my interview yesterday

[unique robin]

howd it go

i got an email i ahve to look over for it

[hidden glacier]

it was fine just behavioral questions

[unique robin]

actually

ill just tell you how you did

hold up

[upper sluice]

bro i just punched my screen out of rage over num of islands

then i realized the non-island grid spots are the character 0 and not the integer 0

WTF

[urban ore]

bro what

that’s like a 2 second change bruh

[unique robin]

well

[urban ore]

ain’t u code in python

[unique robin]

do you want ur advice here

[urban ore]

ye

[upper sluice]

i thought something else mustve been wrong so i just pondered over what it could possibly be

[unique robin]

ur not zak

[upper sluice]

10 mins later i realized it though

[unique robin]

wwhats it called

feedback

[urban ore]

constructive criticism

[hidden glacier]

dms

[unique robin]

[upper sluice]

imagine getting cooked in an interview over this

[urban ore]

ud prob be fine

[upper sluice]

[echo obsidian]

tbf if you're getting num islands ur prolly not getting cooked

[unique robin]

guys

ZAk is probably MY INTERN

🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳

👯‍♂️

[hidden glacier]

im now an ayman disciple

[echo obsidian]

wtf idrama labs

[gilded bronze]

fedora, debian, gnome , gnu, FreeBSD

a bunch of other stuff

there is alot

iirc

[hidden glacier]

the one and only

[gilded bronze]

https://summerofcode.withgoogle.com/programs/2026/organizations select the OS tag and browse all you want

[gilded bronze]

exactly, they dont

its purely for the cracked

no sugar coating it, you either know your shit or you dont lmao

[proud mauve]

Ye I looked at the OpenVino thing

And llvm

Those orgs

Then I decided to not apply

[serene orbit]

https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1506328568660230225

[fluid salmon]

So what if you can contribute to these you get something?

Like from Google?

I already am in interview process with them but still this looks fun

You work on a feature with a team open source?

Like you join their meetings

[gilded bronze]

stipend, and freelance contract sort of

and yes, youre effectively responsible for one major project

weekly meetings with your project mentors

and feedback

so experience wise its great, monery wise its not that bad if youre outside the usa

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138164846605648055/1363930230762246226/togif.gif

but oure not suppose dto be doing this for the sake of the money anyway

just beware youll be competing with like

half of india

global programs ay

[crystal pendant]

i need ts rn

[swift moat]

hungry

@mellow saffron

[worthy palm]

hi chat

[vague jacinth]

hey, just had lunch at Bolay. Thx for the suggestion.

[worthy palm]

Fire

I am also eating lunch rn

In the middle of nowhere in South Carolina rn

[hidden glacier]

hi christo

[worthy palm]

hiii

[mighty pike]

That look so good

[worthy palm]

it was pretty good

But a bit too much oil for me

[swift moat]

it looks drenched 😭

[opal needle]

heart attack ahh

[strong summit]

when does apple generally open up their summer 27 procs?

[mellow saffron]

yo stop being jet lagged

lock in cuzzo

[swift moat]

mb

[eager karma]

christo talk to em slime

[tulip spruce]

june

[ashen perch]

hi christo

[worthy palm]

omg hi jackie

Absolutely massive fan of u btw

[worthy palm]

hi

[worthy palm]

Depends on org but usually some time in like June or July

[mellow saffron]

the resume drop comes out around then

interviews are team dependent and will happen any time after that

[ashen perch]

😄😄😄

can u get me clout in the cs careers discord

[worthy palm]

this guy made me an entire app in one day that my school wanted to buy instead of some other software they use 🔥

well I guess maybe like 2-3 days but still pretty good 👀

[ashen perch]

🙏🙏 thank u for the glaze twin

been cold emailing startups

[neat hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-gif-25805627

[red whale]

Is it too late for summer 26?

[hybrid saddle]

summer 2026 already started brotein shake

[echo obsidian]

nah u got time bud

[austere path]

why u larping bro

[red whale]

?

What

[dark bane]

shit looks fire

[dark bane]

yo zeta made a discord server

[pure umbra]

twilio's my last hope 😭 ✌️

[frigid solstice]

one morbillion

[bright pollen]

how resume relevant/value is c# and .net for future recruiting cycles

[hybrid saddle]

bro

c# and .net

[bright pollen]

lol

[frigid solstice]

@devout nest oh wait yo

ur actually a unc wtf

dec 2023 is insane

[bright pollen]

wdym

[frigid solstice]

i had to count how many zeros there wer ein this

[coral cedar]

spacex uses it lol

[crystal pendant]

zetttaaaaaaaa. also u saw i assume that the guy did get convicted of cheese pizza

[bright pollen]

bet i’ve lowkey never used ts but we’ll figure it out lol

my intern project bouta be confusing as hell

[dark bane]

ye hullo got cooked

[upper sluice]

we all love .net

[bright pollen]

is there a reason why

i’ve never used it

i’m not sure what other companies would use it, i’ve mainly just seen c++, js, python, other common ones etc

[undone mirage]

language doesn't matter that much in general these days

[bright pollen]

why do u say that, wouldn’t companies essentially recruit/favor people that have done work in similar languages and projects as their team, not just applicable projects

damn why?

[green elk]

English is the new programming language

[undone mirage]

cause english exists

[hybrid saddle]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[green elk]

Useless unless you wanna work for msft

[bright pollen]

that’s where i’m working rn lmao

that’s what i was thinking too but lowkey confused now

[green elk]

Well that’s why you’re using it then 😂

Nobody else uses ts

[bright pollen]

yeah i just have another recruiting cycle so hopefully it doesn’t fuck me over

[green elk]

Msft is good prev just don’t be a c# .net chud

If you wanna recruit elsewhere

[frigid solstice]

anyone got a corp codex key i can use

[eager karma]

ye dm. me

[coral cedar]

just claude it

[undone mirage]

^^

[south marsh]

Does anyone know if tesla autopilot internship only runs during summer or fall winter as well?

[swift moat]

💀

[hybrid saddle]

its like ent

[worthy palm]

Hi chat

[frank hornet]

do the google on air events actually help?

[lilac hemlock]

bogos binted?

[frank hornet]

i'm surprised they're still doing ts after last time

[echo obsidian]

omg its new people

[echo obsidian]

OH NAH DO U SEE THE LINEUP

U THINK THERES GOING TO BE CHAT

😭

[frank hornet]

😭

yeah it’s wraps if there’s a chat

[echo obsidian]

cscd field day

[frank hornet]

they know what they’re doing atp

[echo obsidian]

nah its a wk from now

[hidden shuttle]

hey could you dm the link too?🙏

[lilac hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728872326044844044/1496955101666087002/togif.gif

[hybrid saddle]

is this like

Juliana fedorini

or whagever

[proud mauve]

Dudas

Lol

[hidden glacier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/800537595003011093/1490952785989210112/caption.gif?width=422&height=924

[hybrid saddle]

who tf is this

[proud mauve]

A recruiter at Google

[hybrid saddle]

oh ☠️😭

[austere path]

so accurate 💀

[opal needle]

is this kevin irl

aura

[proud mauve]

Is it over if my crush often talks to this guy

[mighty pike]

Whos ur crush

[proud mauve]

I was trolling bro

[proud mauve]

But idk prob some abg

[mighty pike]

[proud mauve]

It's so sad I won't be in the bay this summer

🥀

[mighty pike]

Its ok idk what I'm doing here

Anyone in palo alto wanna go for a run and get dinner?

[proud mauve]

[lilac hemlock]

bro thinks were orz

[proud mauve]

Is only for orz ppl

Then I'm not allowed to use it 🥀

I'm cooked

[dark bane]

zeta just made a discord server

[mighty pike]

Ride on what

Me? Pause

[proud mauve]

Sonion ring

[mighty pike]

Oh I'm stupid

[proud mauve]

Lmfao

[mighty pike]

Its gg

Anyway

[proud mauve]

Bro is scared of getting doxxed

[mighty pike]

Do you wanna go for a run lmao

[proud mauve]

But he just doxxes himself

[mighty pike]

😭 😭 😭

Lets go run

Lets go run

What's ur li

Bruh

[trail karma]

https://tenor.com/view/expose-me-gif-7323278109872577223

wait its too early to be here

shit

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-running-me-when-im-late-tom-hanks-gif-5144739

[trail karma]

@lilac hemlock what did u get for summer i didnt see

[hidden shuttle]

what has more res value, c1 or nutanix?

[hybrid saddle]

wtf is a nutanix\

[hidden shuttle]

https://www.linkedin.com/company/nutanix

[hybrid saddle]

sounds like railway

[proud mauve]

What has more res value

Amazon or Rippling

^

[tulip spruce]

@urban ore why do shopify when u have hft

[swift moat]

@mellow saffron

[urban ore]

for fun

[hybrid saddle]

lave some for the rest of us

[tulip spruce]

mods stop this man

[proud mauve]

Yo bro

I'm genuinely cooked

[lusty pond]

what show is ur pfp from

[lilac hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209937283462074449/1505927723275653140/679381411_1490431589372313_6868067537690472402_n.gif

would yall take zon or together ai

like a good aws team

[proud mauve]

Can u nepo me in

[proud mauve]

Zon

[lilac hemlock]

like ec2/bedrock or together ai type beat

[proud mauve]

A certain scientific railgun

[lusty pond]

together

[lilac hemlock]

is what they do really that frontier/interesting

[lusty pond]

is this actgually what its calledf

[lilac hemlock]

i applied for one of their roles they seem like idk

kinda hypey

[proud mauve]

Ye

[proud mauve]

Zon gaps

Trust

[lusty pond]

theyve done some pretty cool stuff and i feel like expectation of talent on your team is higher at together

[proud mauve]

Zon def gaps