#2027_summer

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eager karma
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read more technical blogs

mint quest
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Yeema is my future manager

steel wind
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my internship is starting tomo and i lowkey am nervous about making friends 💔

civic cliff
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Didn’t you get airbnb?

undone mirage
steel wind
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i need someone to go out with

undone mirage
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maybe i should email them

solid portal
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Yeah I’m in Thailand for a week

edgy fractal
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Might highkirk be on the same flight

mint quest
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Bro fuck

solid portal
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Checking out those lady boys

mint quest
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Does southwest flight have free WiFi

edgy fractal
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Yea we are 💀 💀 💀

solid portal
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Yk the vibes

mint quest
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On my way! To Austin

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Wtms

steel wind
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what if you have a boyfriend

mint quest
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WHOS IN AUSTIN

edgy fractal
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Bro how tf am I gonna see you

steel wind
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lowkey clcoked

edgy fractal
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🥀 🥀 alright

mint quest
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Download Luma

edgy fractal
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flight delayed ts is cooked

mint quest
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Yall on the same flight bro

civic cliff
mint quest
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My shit is abt to fly en

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Rn

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The guy next to me didn’t even open the window bro what a lame

undone mirage
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hold on i will ask mr foolish in the thread

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if i can find it agian

mint quest
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I’m stuck in the aisle seat

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🥀

steel wind
green elk
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I’m mostly worried because my sleep has been fried recently

steel wind
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thees barely any interns in my loc

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amazon sunnyvale

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so im cooked

green elk
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My sleep schedule the last week has been like 5am-1pm

edgy fractal
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Fade this delay I’m just gonna sleep anyways

green elk
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I thought sunny zon had a few people

mint quest
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Sunnyvale Amazon this early?

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I thought it started June

steel wind
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its multiple dates you can pick

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i picked may 18

mint quest
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Oh dang

green elk
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I’m in nyc and I think there’s a decent number of people here

mint quest
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sick

green elk
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Does sunny have multiple offices or just one

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Cuz nyc has like 5

steel wind
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just one i think

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they hae like an amazo campus

green elk
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Ah

steel wind
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but theres an event this wednesday so hopefully i meet more interns there

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but its the whole bay area

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rather than just sunny

green elk
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I think there’s an event tmrw for us

mint quest
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Yall got that one YouTuber in nyc

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He always posts himself abt his new grad big tech job

green elk
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Who

mint quest
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And he keeps getting paged

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I just assumed it was zon

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I’ll find it hol up

green elk
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Nyc has a lot of random big tech vloggers

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Like the girls that go on Aman Manazir videos

mint quest
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muhahaha

green elk
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Average zon YouTuber making homemade matcha and on call to take SEV2s

mint quest
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I wonder what these ppl’s hobbies are

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Been so sucked into recruiting and working that I forgot my hobbies

green elk
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Yo same

mint quest
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Nothing is fun

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🥀

green elk
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I had an existential moment after my finals ended

mint quest
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bro deadass me too

green elk
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I’ve lost all passion and hobbies

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Cuz of recruiting

mint quest
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Yea it’s over

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I also realized I’ve always had consumer hobbies and not like skill improvement

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So lowkey I ended up not as interesting

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😭🙏

green elk
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Yeah we’re just npcs now

mint quest
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I just played games or watched anime or bought clothes

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what skills do ppl build w hobbies tho

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lowkey TikTok and reels have ruined late gratification for me

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my brain so fried I got no patience

green elk
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Is scrolling a hobby

mint quest
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yea I think

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I’m a master at scrolling

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Yo im in the air now

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How can I still text

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Elon musk sending me star link

green elk
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Do you have in air wifi

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Some planes have it

mint quest
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naw I’m just using data

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Is St. Louis tuff

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I’ve never been

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I heard they slime you out over there

green elk
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How long until Elon gets contract with airlines to install starlink on all planes

green elk
real anvil
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why only 5 mo damn

green elk
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I was there for like 2 weeks in the winter

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Saw the arch

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I think I’m just Midwest hater tho

dark bane
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im
cookdd

nova rampart
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Wait

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I’m doomed

void wolf
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ok buddy

undone mirage
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im doomed

void wolf
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but like genuinely

upper sluice
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does applying with diff emails matter if u still use the same phone num

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r u cooked either way

undone mirage
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ik tiktok tracks phone number as well

proud mauve
urban ore
proud mauve
proud mauve
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I don't really enjoy anything anymore

dense geode
eager karma
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when u broke asf with no procs and ur ex posted on her story and she got badder 😂

true carbon
trail karma
swift moat
upper sluice
upper sluice
fluid salmon
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what have you guys been doing

eager karma
green elk
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Cuz she travels a lot and eats out like 4x/week

eager karma
green elk
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And she only has like $300 leftover for savings at the end of the month

eager karma
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nah thats crazy

swift moat
green elk
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Tbh it is feasible but not in hcol like nyc

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If you’re not senior

swift moat
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that's where the jobs are tho

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even in seattle it's not feasible

green elk
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You can reduce col in nyc tho if you’re smart and don’t care about being performative

tulip spruce
swift moat
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maybe austin or one of the really niche locations are the only places where smth like that is possible

tulip spruce
swift moat
green elk
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I will never take the midwestpill

tulip spruce
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how much should i be spending ideally. What perecentage of my paycheck

swift moat
tulip spruce
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aint no way anyone making less than quant salary affording a city view apartment in nyc

swift moat
undone mirage
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you'd be surprised at the larp

swift moat
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^^ u can larp anything

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if u blow ur whole paycheck u can afford it even with a low income

undone mirage
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literally rental "apartments" that you can book for like a day to shoot

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etc

tulip spruce
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i want to travel to chicago, how much should i spend on airbnb for two nights

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any chicagoBobs here?

chrome kelp
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does anyone know if tesla reinterviews if u fail interview lol, or if they blacklist

jade shard
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Chicago!!!!

white walrus
tulip spruce
proud mauve
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Zon hates me so much

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The door to abg realm has been shut

fallow olive
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they raised it. at this point it’s 400+ usually, even for some of the non-ML folks

eager karma
proud mauve
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Given that Jeff is there it'll also be abg heaven

neon wren
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Hi folks

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Am I allowed to play wordle specifically in this channel

swift cryptBOT
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charles lechair was playing

swift moat
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and go to giordano's

tulip spruce
jade shard
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Field museum my fav place of all time tho

proud mauve
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I went to the Aquarium

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Field and art museum I think

echo obsidian
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the tech for every place is being fat

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and eating everywhere

desert haven
nimble oak
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u should stay in oblock

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i heard it's a really fun place to visit

mighty pike
nimble oak
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yes

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but you'd still be cooked even if u had a 4.0

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cs is just entirely cooked

desert haven
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so ur telling me that the bot got more replies

minor zenith
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no

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just lie about your gpa

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if u have a 3.5 round it to a 4.0

austere path
proud mauve
proud mauve
mint quest
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better than me

lilac hemlock
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bro my incoming starts tomorrow holy crap

proud mauve
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Bro I'm unemployed this summer holy crap

mighty pike
echo obsidian
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do u have a break between that and ibm

mint quest
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mine is tomorrow at 8:30 am

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currently its 5 pm waiting during layover

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flight is delayed

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luckily all im doing tomorrow is listening to ppl talk and pick my username and change my wallpaper on my laptop

proud mauve
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That's why Tesla is my dream

mighty pike
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is he a linkedin warrior?

lilac hemlock
lilac hemlock
frigid solstice
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nick

mighty pike
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should i be a c++ content creator

upper sluice
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Why is cpp so peak

upper sluice
dark bane
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im hungy

nimble oak
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gl

nimble oak
worthy palm
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I always get caught by these

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One sec

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I have some saved

dark bane
worthy palm
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This one was first try I promise

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Hahaha

lilac hemlock
nimble oak
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this is ur chance

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to finally break out of unemployment

lilac hemlock
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TRUE!!!

swift moat
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doing nothing this summer might be the move

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@mellow saffron

proud mauve
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I'm the real ngmi here

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I'm also not a usamo qual

hybrid saddle
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im ngmi

mellow saffron
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doing nothing lowk tuff

hybrid saddle
proud mauve
mellow saffron
proud mauve
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Ye I am

trail karma
lilac hemlock
gilded bronze
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doing nothing is faster than doing something

austere path
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everyone start date so early?

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i dont

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wdym

hybrid saddle
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how do i become gmi @devout nest

lilac hemlock
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hell nah im still learning

worthy palm
worthy palm
lilac hemlock
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thanks all! just buying some quality basics and then gonna leetcode then sleep

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i should probably do onboarding tasks too lol

worthy palm
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What onboarding tasks are there

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Is there even stuff to do before u get a work laptop

lilac hemlock
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500 push ups

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uhhh no i think more forms

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i dont know specifically but i need to do certain things before getting my badge and work laptop

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lemme check

worthy palm
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oh yeah makes sense

lilac hemlock
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oh yeah like

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verify phone number, direct deposit, tax forms etc

earnest rock
proud mauve
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How to larp scale AI tho

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I applied to their data labeling role but never heard back

upper sluice
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do projects actually matter

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i keep on hearing conflicting takes

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is it just leetcode and school prestige

swift moat
upper sluice
swift moat
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what does that mean 💀

upper sluice
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what matters most?

upper sluice
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that spans greatly

swift moat
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that's like asking if having a heater is important for every house in the US

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depends where u are

mint quest
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hey guys

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Serious question

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Let’s say you are in the final stage

upper sluice
mint quest
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Where a vp has to sign off on ur intern packet

swift moat
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just dont have completely botty ones

mint quest
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but recruiter asked for academic and career summary and everything else
she never asked for gpa until now

swift moat
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aside from that it's wtv

mint quest
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I passed all interviews

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Made it to the very end

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What’s the likelihood I get rejected

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🥀

upper sluice
mint quest
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Cuz of gpa

upper sluice
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school and lc performance?

swift moat
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yes

upper sluice
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prevs?

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well ofc

frigid solstice
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anyone here brown

frosty badge
upper sluice
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im not saying if projects are more important

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im saying if theres any relation between increase in project quality and chances of landing offers

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you can keep other factors like prevs, lc performance, etc, constant

frosty badge
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If one of your projects is significant open source improvement to PyTorch and ur applying to meta that’s gonna help

frosty badge
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yes it will

frigid solstice
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for intern?

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lol

frosty badge
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yes

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meta intern screen is pretty light anyways

upper sluice
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what about quant

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id imagine domain knowledge would be more preferred as to be shwon

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shown

frigid solstice
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i mean if youre hiring 500+ interns, your screen has to be light

frosty badge
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Quant res screen lowk better than FAANG bc humans read your resume not HR chuds

mint quest
swift moat
frosty badge
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“It is what it is”

upper sluice
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youre ngmi

swift moat
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we not in suits bro nobody can get into the system for u and guarantee ur larp

upper sluice
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its over

earnest rock
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yea if u larped gpa ur cooked

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if u never mentioned it and its above a 3 i think its alr

upper sluice
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BigFeetJeet 😭

earnest rock
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why do ppl find my name so funny

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do i need a rebrand

frosty badge
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I just say my gpa sucks and don’t elaborate and they usually don’t care

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it’s not that deep

dark bane
young gulch
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Does anyone get openai new grad

mystic shard
eager karma
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this resume shit dont matter

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start looksmaxxing, take reta, 10k steps a day, set ur hinge/tinder to SF and match with engineers

echo obsidian
undone mirage
proud mauve
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Bad school -> no prev -> ngmi chud

bronze raptor
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how well do uc berkeley freshman do for internships im curious

swift moat
mellow saffron
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berkley freshman -> amazon pipelien

upper sluice
bronze raptor
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Or zon +

mellow saffron
frigid solstice
mellow saffron
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tbf there's a good amount of freshman who make it to zon in other schools asw

neat moth
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uw got like 30% at zon 🤣

mellow saffron
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if u think about waht it takes to get to zon, its mostly just having done leetcode and having good enough rng to get the oa, so if u larp junior and ur resume has some random stuff on it its very possible

mellow saffron
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💀

neat moth
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Oh nah just in general

mellow saffron
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oh lmao

bronze raptor
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Same at umich lmao

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Not like 30% but a lot a lot

mellow saffron
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well umich is a jr dev feeder

neat moth
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Maybe like 5% freshmen

mellow saffron
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so that also makes sense

bronze raptor
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Nah a lot of ppl here dont do jt dev

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At least most don’t

mellow saffron
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bluds jus end up in zon anyway

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aura

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they never sned me oas

neat moth
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between jr dev and interns I lowk think >30% of uw cs has tapped zon

bronze raptor
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I mean kinda makes sense r

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And id imagine a lot of msft too?

neat moth
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Less than u would imagine. They seem to bring in a lot of kids from out of state

frigid solstice
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its pretty hard

upper sluice
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I go to east stroudesburg university

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Am I cooked

desert haven
mellow saffron
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there's no rhyme or reason to predicting this

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you'll see the craziest resumes get no oa and see an empty one get it

desert haven
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i was thinking of building something infra/backend, you guys have any idea? i was thinking of an application that you can have running in the background of ur laptop that detects if someone is peaking behind your shoulder or sneaking around looking at your screen, which would just minimize your tab or switch to another tab or even trigger the lock screen

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not really infra, more comp vision

echo obsidian
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how do i get zon proc

desert haven
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do referrals for zon make a diff?

proud mauve
desert haven
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fuhhh

desert haven
void wolf
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@swift lily help

upper sluice
proud mauve
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Tru

desert haven
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Bruh yall rage baiting atp

hybrid saddle
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it depends what ur project is

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if i can vibecode it in one day not worth

tight owl
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tf do we even do 💀

dark bane
tulip spruce
lone hinge
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worked for me

upper sluice
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Most recruiters probably won’t interrogate you on your project

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Most probably won’t know what to ask

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It’s better to assume all projects are vibe coded

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And just throw them a 3D DP problem

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And they’ll know if you’re good or not depending on whether it’s correct

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I’d say building is a good way to learn SWE in general though

slow cipher
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Ya project dont matter until team match Maybe

upper sluice
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Yeah true

slow cipher
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yea but they dont gaf what u made as long as u made some dogshit its just there cuz u dont have stuff

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i think everyone needs proj at some point but what im saying is that it doesnt acutally matter how tuff the project is

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yeah

regal nebula
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Bro r u that guy

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That got nv graphics intern

hybrid saddle
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no

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he is more goated than that

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tiger -1 is the goatest of goats

upper sluice
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I’m currently reading cpp textbooks and am trying to make a hardware informed limit order book but I’m realizing my time is probably better spent just leetcodemaxxing

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leetcodemaxxing and praying

hybrid saddle
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you are not a chud... ❤️‍🩹

austere path
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yeah cf is another league than leetcode

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takes more problem solving skills but leetcode is just pattens ngl

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and knowing the data structure to use

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how tuff is nvidia for swee

civic cliff
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Apple is so much aura

austere path
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like r yall taking that over faang?

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nvr rlly seen how nvidia stacks up to them

slow cipher
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Yes

austere path
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over meta?

slow cipher
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Yes

austere path
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rlly?

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i think id take it over apple,zon

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not taking it over netflix,google,meta

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is the anthropic fall real💀

swift lily
frigid hawk
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Is there a site with return offer rates

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And maybe other useful shit

frigid hawk
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Thx

green elk
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Good luck to all who have day one tomorrow 🫡

mint quest
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day 1 at 9 am

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Ts gonna be a movie

noble lion
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Anyone else angry rn?

undone mirage
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me

swift cryptBOT
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Your group is on a 29 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @proud mauve
5/6: @undone mirage @noble lion
6/6: @green elk

undone mirage
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channel my anger into intelligence

swift lily
# dark bane correct

Mr Juda I sent you a DM, someone got banned a while back, but he's cool, kindly use your mod privileges to help dogesmile

gilded bronze
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keep that menace banned dawg

worthy palm
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hi chat

void wolf
vivid stirrup
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Lmao

lilac hemlock
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LOL

vivid stirrup
eager karma
proud mauve
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But I'm still a chud without any job

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It's genuinely sad 💔

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And like some companies did give me a chance to interview

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But I just did bad 🥀

eager karma
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u should start spamming startups

proud mauve
swift moat
proud mauve
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Imagine having an internship

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🥀

eager karma
# proud mauve Cold emailing?

yeah and just applying to them. amount of ppl ive seen relying on the new grad simplify repo is insane, that shit has like 10% of listings

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look at wellfound and yc listings

regal zealot
regal zealot
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I thought you needed to be accepted for that

balmy bolt
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ts how i know yall are not actually unemployed

regal zealot
mighty pike
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Bruh why

mellow saffron
swift moat
eager karma
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crudboy works at amazon robotics dont listen to him

hidden glacier
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we are ALL unemployed

lilac hemlock
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@deep comet twin in shining armor

eager karma
vivid stirrup
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Dawg

lilac hemlock
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thank goodness im out of high school holy hell

vivid stirrup
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Apparently

hidden glacier
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they made the sat easier too

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im genuinely concerned

mellow saffron
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“bro” shut yo bitchass up

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mf said “bro” and sent the same ahh scam images

dark bane
undone mirage
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probably can

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due to special circumstances

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like family emergencies or something

proud mauve
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I'm such an unemployed chud

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Fmcl

lilac hemlock
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mfs in line to get our badges talking about clubbing in canada 😭

dark bane
proud mauve
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How to stop being a chud

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💀

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How to get internship

dark bane
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idk

dark bane
lilac hemlock
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my work laptop is a MacBook pro

vivid stirrup
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Is there anything better than a MacBook

lilac hemlock
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idk

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yet

hybrid saddle
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ts how u know bro is goated

lilac hemlock
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idk this is my first internship bruh 😭

mighty pike
vivid stirrup
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I have an 8gb MacBook it’s fucking terrible

hybrid saddle
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wym

vivid stirrup
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I have 3 tabs open and it uses all my memory

hybrid saddle
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the like

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where it shows al lyour windows thing ?

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the three finger swipe

vivid stirrup
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U actually like thinkpads

hybrid saddle
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39 mins a little dgenerous brochacho

undone mirage
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CIAFANG

hybrid saddle
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generous

vivid stirrup
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I’m a slave to Apple products

undone mirage
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i thoguth those things had a huge battery life

rich stag
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yo shld i delay grad for more internships or just do a masters for more internships

undone mirage
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but first one is probably more viable

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saves money + more intenrships accept bachelors only

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but then u can say the opposite and say that some only accept masters+ students

proud mauve
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Oh oops I didn't know that person had a heath issue

undone mirage
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do what u want

rich stag
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yea true

proud mauve
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I shouldn't have made a joke about this

rich stag
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do companies care how long u stay in undergrad for

undone mirage
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the big ones don't particularly check

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just don't reveal your age to your coworkers maybe

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it could be sus

proud mauve
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Do companies care if a junior has no prev whatsoever

undone mirage
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no

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😎

proud mauve
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Are u being fr

rich stag
undone mirage
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think about it

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you can definitely find

proud mauve
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I'm feeling kinda hopeless

rich stag
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cant tell in thsi server

undone mirage
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amz interns who have 0 prevs

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😂

proud mauve
rich stag
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u cant do research?

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some ppl join cs clubs and larp swe intern

proud mauve
undone mirage
proud mauve
undone mirage
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but there's people

rich stag
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my friend got a summer off larping stealth startup

undone mirage
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who don't have prevs

rich stag
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when he didnt do jack shit

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idk how

lilac hemlock
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how long has tiger 22 been dooming when he's target school + research soph year 😞🫩

undone mirage
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hes starting to sound like

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kin

proud mauve
proud mauve
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There is no coding/AI/agents stuffs

lilac hemlock
undone mirage
lilac hemlock
proud mauve
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Cryptography

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💀

lilac hemlock
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🔥

proud mauve
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Bro I'm still a clown in my research anyway

undone mirage
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there's pipelines from anythign to anything

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dont stress

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about it

rich stag
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any at&t pipelines

undone mirage
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just find the correct choices ezpz

proud mauve
undone mirage
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no he didn't

lilac hemlock
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^

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and if there isnt just make your own pipeline

undone mirage
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😂

rich stag
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im supposed to grad this december but im deadass contemplating delaying till december 27

proud mauve
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Also I have no Scale AI handshake larp

undone mirage
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he didn't get zon nayways

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so

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u can do handshake ai 😂

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research genuinely better honestly

lilac hemlock
rich stag
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has zon started de fall procs

undone mirage
#

a long time ago

rich stag
#

im cooked

undone mirage
#

oh this one closed really quickly

rich stag
#

nah i meant data engineer

#

not those

earnest rock
#

Data engineer closed

dark bane
#

this image is so fricken TUFF

earnest rock
#

Idk if anyone got proc

rich stag
#

yea nb ik got proc so was wondering

undone mirage
#

nepo me in

#

🙏

proud mauve
undone mirage
#

they're consatntly badgering me on hadnshake

#

every month i come back and still see they're doing it

swift moat
#

@mellow saffron another funemployed day?

mellow saffron
#

thought abt doing sum leetcode n then i was like

#

nahhhhh

#

and went back to bed

balmy bolt
#

thinking of giving my mom my laundry to do today

undone mirage
#

cointerns?

#

coinbase?

#

oh

#

cointerns

#

im fried

swift moat
pastel condor
#

anyone here at mongodb this summer?

swift moat
#

i just did laundry yday now im ab to larp at the gym

balmy bolt
#

aura

#

i might pu to the gym too

undone mirage
#

everyones going to the gym now

#

all the youngins

#

i feel left out

#

😔

balmy bolt
#

been slacking on my clash royale usage lately

swift moat
balmy bolt
thorn sorrel
#

do some companies actually care if you've worked in defense in the past

swift moat
# balmy bolt yeah and play clash royale on the bench

just be like the cableheads

2 mins in: "i just started"
10 mins in: "i just started"
25 mins in: "i just started"
1 hour in: "i got a few more exercises"
2 hours in: "i got another exercise or two"
4 hours in: "im doing a drop set"

#

classic larp day

lilac hemlock
#

three sets of waffling with a superset of scrolling

proud mauve
#

How to get scale data labeling role

mellow saffron
#

i love larping

echo obsidian
#

the fuck is this

#

“I have never been able to get a kite in the air”

#

🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

lilac hemlock
#

LMFAO

echo obsidian
#

they highlight any word with like a tiny bit of rigor

#

and give you the definition

swift moat
#

i worked on monday

echo obsidian
#

ts not ethical buckets

mellow saffron
echo obsidian
#

i got my ethical 5s

swift moat
#

lunchtime on a monday and all these fellow unemployed jits at the gym w/ me

mighty pike
#

Damn my manager so nice

eager karma
#

If i beat that pussy up is u gone tell on me?

undone mirage
eager karma
#

What was that one larp company like headstarter ai or some shit

#

Where did all those people place

undone mirage
#

yea

eager karma
#

Man good times

undone mirage
#

they're still ngmi

#

mostly

#

i filtered my college for peopel who went there

#

there's like 3 paegs

#

and then i checked to see if any of em were in any faang

#

and none of them were

eager karma
#

Headstarter ai + scale ai filtering = stripe/openai

undone mirage
#

scale ai is kinda ok though

#

cause its scale ai

#

headstarter ai has nothing to od with ai

#

its just ai slapped on top of a bootcamp

#

that you have to pay to get into 😂

#

i wonder if the guy is in here

#

@yasin e

#

yea

#

i think a long time ago

lilac hemlock
#

my son will go scale ai data labeling -> handshake ai trainer -> mercor contractor -> mts in stealth

undone mirage
#

oh

#

nvm

#

hes here

lilac hemlock
#

okay the mouse they gave me doesnt even connect to my mac gg

echo obsidian
#

fax

#

trackpad and vim motions is texh

lilac hemlock
#

^

#

vim motions so orz

undone mirage
#

only 2 pages but yea this shit is a scam

scenic dew
undone mirage
scenic dew
#

if you want to maximize larp you can't be saying that you are paying for ts

undone mirage
#

@scenic dew ok look

#

theres like 100+ pages of people assosciated with headstarter ai

scenic dew
#

damn some of these are decent

#

also wtf how many people are paying for this

undone mirage
#

and then if you filter for faang it turns to 11 pages

mellow saffron
#

u fooled me

undone mirage
#

actual ratio is awful

scenic dew
#

10% placement rate better than my university tbh

echo obsidian
undone mirage
#

hold on iw anna see

#

how many pages there actually are

#

sec

echo obsidian
#

if u just take it as 10% of the pool of canidates

undone mirage
#

i think there's more than 100 pages

#

and linkedin limited it to 100

scenic dew
#

on their site these are the numbers

#

idk what the difference between the 15k and 4077 is

undone mirage
#

members are probably people who paid to go there

#

actually milking these young cs majros

echo obsidian
#

wait what does headstarter

#

even do

undone mirage
#

u pay to fly to somewhere

#

and there u just make a couple projects to put on your resume

scenic dew
#

The Agentic
Engineering Platform
pay to larp

swift cryptBOT
undone mirage
#

whys it resetting now

#

what the

echo obsidian
#

ok so how do i profit off the grift

undone mirage
#

make your own grift

#

attach ai to it

proud mauve
#

I

#

I'm genuinely hopeless 😭

swift cryptBOT
echo obsidian
mellow saffron
#

hate to break it to you

echo obsidian
#

😔 😔 😔

#

fuck man

#

too ngmi for them to even take my money

lilac hemlock
#

😞

mellow saffron
#

maybe next year

echo obsidian
#

next year i’ll get todd

#

and headstarter ai

mellow saffron
#

👍🏼

undone mirage
#

@mellow saffron what year are u in anwyasy

mellow saffron
#

19th

undone mirage
#

wtfff

#

we're all jobless

proud mauve
#

If you guys have a jobless sophomore what woud you guys do

undone mirage
#

oh wait

proud mauve
#

What about when the research is not very relevant tho

undone mirage
#

all research is relevant

proud mauve
#

Like I just work with some math things of cryptography like generating functions and stuffs

undone mirage
#

idk why you keep saying its irrelevant

#

😭

proud mauve
#

How is generating function relevant 😭

#

And some probability distribution

rich stag
#

bruh if its irrelevent in ur opinion leave and do relevant research

undone mirage
#

sounds like its related to a lot of quant topics

#

or cybersecurity related topics

echo obsidian
#

its prollly better than being unemployed

proud mauve
#

Or swe stuffs

rich stag
#

ds da de?

#

anything better than nothing

proud mauve
#

That's true

rich stag
#

or larp a startup

echo obsidian
#

publish

#

or nah

proud mauve
nimble oak
lilac hemlock
glacial geode
daring shuttle
#

anyone know how long it takes to hear back from optiver r1?

proud mauve
proud mauve
frigid solstice
#

are we getting replaced by ai

sullen finch
proud mauve
#

I wish I were born in 2000

earnest rock
#

Dude I lowkey wish I didn’t have an internship this summer

#

I could grind all day and just larp smth on my resume

dark bane
swift lily
earnest rock
#

yup just got my copilot license im going mad this summer

brittle swift
earnest rock
sullen finch
#

applying for other internships 😭

earnest rock
#

mans gotta get ready for ng

sullen finch
#

bro just do the work

earnest rock
brittle swift
sullen finch
#

fall internship overrated

earnest rock
#

3 including this one

sullen finch
#

its not gonna marginally increase your outcome

earnest rock
#

no notable names tho

#

i got aws proc for fall so i rlly need that

brittle swift
#

projects would do less

earnest rock
#

and then ill be ok

sullen finch
#

i wasnt at a notable name last year but i spent time building important things AT MY INTERNHSIP*

#

and that benefits more

#

internships arent just a name on your resume the work you do also matters

earnest rock
#

even if its crudbob?

sullen finch
#

yes

#

find ways to futureproof what you build for scalability etc

#

those become your best bullets on resume

#

if you build whatever you build with intention and purpose and everything you build is defensible it helps set you apart in interviews

upper sluice
#

when will sum 27 internships amp up

#

does the wave start around july?

proud mauve
#

I'm not sure what is some impressive projects I can work on to make up for a chud resume with no prevs

sullen finch
#

build a neural net from scratch 🙂

earnest rock
#

probably agentic ai stuff maybe for european football transfer market? and then some crudbob shi with a cool stack to add buzzwords on my resume and get guaranteed users that i could put on my res

sullen finch
#

or just have claude to it atp

earnest rock
#

ill have claude do the stuff i alr know how to do

undone cape
#

fuck man i feel so behind rn

upper sluice
undone cape
#

how do freshman get amazon istg

upper sluice
#

juniors*

#

they say theyre juniors

#

so theyre juniors

undone cape
#

no dude like my friend got into amazon

#

she just finished freshman year

upper sluice
#

she prob said she was a junior on the app

undone cape
#

im also a freshman as well

upper sluice
#

yeah zon is insane rnfg

#

rng

swift moat
sullen finch
swift moat
#

larp everything

undone cape
#

well ig sophomore now cuz i finished this year

undone cape
#

like i always thought that amazon was a super tough company to get like u need a lot of past experince

sullen finch
#

i still had a google docs resume freshman year

swift moat
#

ive never seen forage mentioned here

undone cape
#

yet they hire freshman who havent completed 1 year of college

swift moat
#

is forage larp the move?

upper sluice
#

zon is so cooked

#

so much rng

#

so much larp

undone cape
#

i just feel so fucking behind

upper sluice
#

i had an interview with them and before i even got a chance to take it they cancelled it on me

#

WE hate zon

swift moat
#

typa shi i need to get on

#

@mellow saffron let's use forage to larp

undone cape
#

but at the same time amazon feels like a more realistic faang to get

swift moat
#

nyc chipotle orz

mellow saffron
undone cape
#

i cant imagine google or meta or amazon hiring me as my first internship

swift moat
#

i need to get some guac bruh

#

no cap

mellow saffron
#

let’s also q n shi

swift moat
#

fo sho

frigid solstice
#

oof got us with meta, google, netflix, amazon, apple referrals

mellow saffron
#

sneaky 5 stack perchance

swift moat
#

thats when u gotta make it out

undone cape
#

bro ik but they r freshman as well

swift moat
#

or else u cant even afford food like me

undone cape
#

do they care abt the college u go to

frigid solstice
#

@solid portal how ru mod

upper sluice
#

does undergrad research look good for swe intern apps

sullen finch
#

is ts getting me interviews

frigid solstice
#

they making anyone mods now a days

solid portal
swift moat
upper sluice
#

i went with research instead of crud midtier swe internship and kinda regret it

solid portal
frigid solstice
#

wow

#

crickets

solid portal
#

Couple of days ago

#

I’m insecure about that it really hurt bro

solid portal
#

Really

undone cape
solid portal
#

Alright I forgave and forgot

frigid solstice
#

ngl bro

#

yeema switched up on the day 1s

undone mirage
frigid solstice
#

im just a friend

undone mirage
#

might be james

solid portal
#

Lemme check I have gaydar

#

Scanning

#

Scanning

frigid solstice
#

no

solid portal
#

Oh shit he ain’t gay

frigid solstice
#

we dont start till june 8th

solid portal
#

Can’t be James then

frigid solstice
#

yeah

solid portal
#

Hush little chudling don’t you cry

sullen finch
#

wait is james the guy who spammed this

#

oh

#

good riddiance tbh

frigid solstice
#

@solid portal yo ur a chud

#

ima remember this

#

ur still going first in the HRT cycle pal

solid portal
swift moat
#

he's not banned

#

bro just disappeared

frigid solstice
lilac hemlock
#

I stole 5-6 clif bars today on my first day are U proud @solid portal @Yeema @Yeema @ ma

lilac hemlock
sullen finch
#

where

lilac hemlock
#

Not yet.

undone cape
#

ik but its just like how

lilac hemlock
#

Dih llc...

frigid solstice
#

@swift moat u fucking liar

sullen finch
#

are you the gif guy

swift moat
solid portal
solid portal
#

This not right bro

swift moat
#

the gif spammer

sullen finch
#

never him

sullen finch
#

anyone but him

frigid solstice
#

nah yeema and hesisenberg getting slimed out

#

on foe nem

proud mauve
earnest rock
#

Legit whatever you want that’s the best part

lilac hemlock
#

agentic ai builds agentic ai for an ai harness on agentic ai

frigid solstice
#

hows your father

lilac hemlock
#

On phonem 🍜

solid portal
#

I forgot

#

They ask if you’d slide for Elon

lilac hemlock
#

Can tesla and nvidia get back to me

solid portal
#

Say you want to make sexy time with the Optimus

lilac hemlock
sullen finch
#

idk i got in contact with ap specific recruiters

solid portal
#

Fake news media

sullen finch
#

they might have different proc

lilac hemlock
#

O. Sry

sullen finch
#

well then youre fine

lilac hemlock
#

you fw tesla

sullen finch
#

roles like this?

#

like in the email

lilac hemlock
#

no Thats what they will ask U

glacial geode
sullen finch
#

so do i

#

hm

#

check their linkedin

solid portal
#

Bruh tryna get my dms spammed

#

Holy cooked

glacial geode
sullen finch
#

@solid portal can i dm to ask about the tesla autopilot role you landed

solid portal
#

I hate yall

echo obsidian
#

you're a mod

lilac hemlock
#

@solid portal Hey heard you know about snowflake r1 and amazon fall?

echo obsidian
#

you're supposed to be helpful

solid portal
#

😭

undone mirage
#

@solid portal hey u know how to get flix

sullen finch
#

can you please censor

lilac hemlock
#

S*orry...

solid portal
#

Gob

sullen finch
#

for now, can you warn him since youre a mod

echo obsidian
#

ask roy lee

lilac hemlock
#

@Diddy Yo