#2027_summer
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Yeema is my future manager
my internship is starting tomo and i lowkey am nervous about making friends 💔
Didn’t you get airbnb?
they haven't responded to my oa
i need someone to go out with
maybe i should email them
Yeah I’m in Thailand for a week
Might highkirk be on the same flight
Bro fuck
Checking out those lady boys
Does southwest flight have free WiFi
Yea we are 💀 💀 💀
Yk the vibes
what if you have a boyfriend
WHOS IN AUSTIN
Bro how tf am I gonna see you
🥀 🥀 alright
flight delayed ts is cooked
Yall on the same flight bro
Yes harass them
My shit is abt to fly en
Rn
The guy next to me didn’t even open the window bro what a lame
Same
we got this
I’m mostly worried because my sleep has been fried recently
My sleep schedule the last week has been like 5am-1pm
Fade this delay I’m just gonna sleep anyways
Oh dang
I’m in nyc and I think there’s a decent number of people here
sick
Ah
but theres an event this wednesday so hopefully i meet more interns there
but its the whole bay area
rather than just sunny
I think there’s an event tmrw for us
Yall got that one YouTuber in nyc
He always posts himself abt his new grad big tech job
Who
Nyc has a lot of random big tech vloggers
Like the girls that go on Aman Manazir videos
muhahaha
Average zon YouTuber making homemade matcha and on call to take SEV2s
I wonder what these ppl’s hobbies are
Been so sucked into recruiting and working that I forgot my hobbies
Yo same
I had an existential moment after my finals ended
bro deadass me too
Yea it’s over
I also realized I’ve always had consumer hobbies and not like skill improvement
So lowkey I ended up not as interesting
😭🙏
Yeah we’re just npcs now
I just played games or watched anime or bought clothes
what skills do ppl build w hobbies tho
lowkey TikTok and reels have ruined late gratification for me
my brain so fried I got no patience
Is scrolling a hobby
yea I think
I’m a master at scrolling
Yo im in the air now
How can I still text
Elon musk sending me star link
naw I’m just using data
Is St. Louis tuff
I’ve never been
I heard they slime you out over there
How long until Elon gets contract with airlines to install starlink on all planes
Hell no
why only 5 mo damn
I was there for like 2 weeks in the winter
Saw the arch
I think I’m just Midwest hater tho
im
cookdd
ok buddy
im doomed
does applying with diff emails matter if u still use the same phone num
r u cooked either way
ik tiktok tracks phone number as well
Same but I'm not a larper
okkaky buddy
The different mail strat did not work for Zon
do they keep track
when u broke asf with no procs and ur ex posted on her story and she got badder 😂
Story of my life. Except I blocked my ex. Best decision I ever made lwk
i got 2 phones
a lot of these ppl live so far above their means it's wild
i swear zon has blacklisted me
i gotta get on this strat
what have you guys been doing
sarah pan a vibe
Yeah, the one zon girl was saying how she is basically living from paycheck to paycheck
Cuz she travels a lot and eats out like 4x/week
tf
And she only has like $300 leftover for savings at the end of the month
nah thats crazy
yea p much all these youtubers live like this so it gives u the impression that this comfortable lifestyle is acc feasible
You can reduce col in nyc tho if you’re smart and don’t care about being performative
what isnt feasible?
maybe austin or one of the really niche locations are the only places where smth like that is possible
can confirm travel is expensive
you will compromise massively on smth, most likely apartment location or quality
I will never take the midwestpill
living within ur means?
how much should i be spending ideally. What perecentage of my paycheck
nah like living a nice lifestyle the way these youtubers portray
like <50%
youtubers also have youtuber and ad income
aint no way anyone making less than quant salary affording a city view apartment in nyc
most of them dont have that many followers lol they just live above their means
you'd be surprised at the larp
^^ u can larp anything
if u blow ur whole paycheck u can afford it even with a low income
i want to travel to chicago, how much should i spend on airbnb for two nights
any chicagoBobs here?
does anyone know if tesla reinterviews if u fail interview lol, or if they blacklist
Chicago!!!!
Dm
hey hoboken and jersey city are nice places too
where should i stay, and anything else i can do besides bean and museum and navy pier and food
Same
Zon hates me so much
The door to abg realm has been shut
they raised it. at this point it’s 400+ usually, even for some of the non-ML folks
Check out little village or englewood area
Wtf Tesla is my new dream
Given that Jeff is there it'll also be abg heaven
charles lechair was playing
make sure to hit the art museum it's p fire
and go to giordano's
hit it with me
Idk and idk
Field museum my fav place of all time tho
Bean is so overrated 😭
I went to the Aquarium
Field and art museum I think
hey can yal give advice on my resume?https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1505657729216155929
oblock
u should stay in oblock
i heard it's a really fun place to visit
Whos jeff
damn i got aired
so ur telling me that the bot got more replies
word
Jeff Nguyen
Is having a non 4.0 and no prev more cooked
better than me
bro my incoming starts tomorrow holy crap
Bro I'm unemployed this summer holy crap
oh this guy?
semester is crazy
do u have a break between that and ibm
mine is tomorrow at 8:30 am
currently its 5 pm waiting during layover
flight is delayed
luckily all im doing tomorrow is listening to ppl talk and pick my username and change my wallpaper on my laptop
is he a linkedin warrior?
wat
yup just a month, so planning to destroy myself with interview prep and C++
nick
should i be a c++ content creator
Why is cpp so peak
Good luck 🙏
im hungy
me too...
its tuff
thanks muy the team actually isnt that bad so im really excited + im ready to grind

glgl
this is ur chance
to finally break out of unemployment
TRUE!!!
U turned down TikTok and Zon and prev quant bro
I'm the real ngmi here
I'm also not a usamo qual
im ngmi
Does that imply I'm tuff 🤩
if ur truly doing nothing
Ye I am
same
you so orz twin gl out there in the big concrete
doing nothing is faster than doing something
how do i become gmi @devout nest
hell nah im still learning
good luck!
I think for intern that’d be normal, for FT that’d be early
thanks all! just buying some quality basics and then gonna leetcode then sleep
i should probably do onboarding tasks too lol
What onboarding tasks are there

Is there even stuff to do before u get a work laptop
500 push ups
uhhh no i think more forms
i dont know specifically but i need to do certain things before getting my badge and work laptop
lemme check
oh yeah makes sense
Larp
Bro
How to larp scale AI tho
I applied to their data labeling role but never heard back
do projects actually matter
i keep on hearing conflicting takes
is it just leetcode and school prestige
depends on what ur recruiting for
general swe internships for instance
what does that mean 💀
what matters most?
like just quite literally every swe internship available to a us college student
that spans greatly
that's like asking if having a heater is important for every house in the US
depends where u are
fair point... let's say big tech
Where a vp has to sign off on ur intern packet
no projs are basically useless
just dont have completely botty ones
but recruiter asked for academic and career summary and everything else
she never asked for gpa until now
aside from that it's wtv
I passed all interviews
Made it to the very end
What’s the likelihood I get rejected
🥀
how can you differentiate yourself then?
Cuz of gpa
school and lc performance?
yes
anyone here brown
disagree, you just gotta have better ones
im not saying if projects are more important
im saying if theres any relation between increase in project quality and chances of landing offers
you can keep other factors like prevs, lc performance, etc, constant
If one of your projects is significant open source improvement to PyTorch and ur applying to meta that’s gonna help
no it wont
yes it will
what about quant
id imagine domain knowledge would be more preferred as to be shwon
shown
i mean if youre hiring 500+ interns, your screen has to be light
Quant res screen lowk better than FAANG bc humans read your resume not HR chuds
Help me out
what is even the point of this q bro just let it run its course
“It is what it is”
we not in suits bro nobody can get into the system for u and guarantee ur larp
its over
yea if u larped gpa ur cooked
if u never mentioned it and its above a 3 i think its alr
BigFeetJeet 😭
I just say my gpa sucks and don’t elaborate and they usually don’t care
it’s not that deep
Does anyone get openai new grad
son im Crine
this resume shit dont matter
start looksmaxxing, take reta, 10k steps a day, set ur hinge/tinder to SF and match with engineers
ofc
Schoolpill is brutal
Bad school -> no prev -> ngmi chud
how well do uc berkeley freshman do for internships im curious
yo ts the methodd
u could def get faang w/ some exp + year larp
berkley freshman -> amazon pipelien
real.
What % of berk fresh have zon would u estimate?
Or zon +
not a high percentage but its not uncommon
2 percent
tbf there's a good amount of freshman who make it to zon in other schools asw
uw got like 30% at zon 🤣
if u think about waht it takes to get to zon, its mostly just having done leetcode and having good enough rng to get the oa, so if u larp junior and ur resume has some random stuff on it its very possible
Oh nah just in general
oh lmao
well umich is a jr dev feeder
Maybe like 5% freshmen
so that also makes sense
between jr dev and interns I lowk think >30% of uw cs has tapped zon
Less than u would imagine. They seem to bring in a lot of kids from out of state
i dont think so
its pretty hard
what would zon wanna see on your resume to make it past screening
genuinally can't tell you
there's no rhyme or reason to predicting this
you'll see the craziest resumes get no oa and see an empty one get it
i was thinking of building something infra/backend, you guys have any idea? i was thinking of an application that you can have running in the background of ur laptop that detects if someone is peaking behind your shoulder or sneaking around looking at your screen, which would just minimize your tab or switch to another tab or even trigger the lock screen
not really infra, more comp vision
how do i get zon proc
do referrals for zon make a diff?
Ye just ask Bezos daughter to refer u
fuhhh
lmk if this is an interesting idea
@swift lily help
Apparently projects don’t matter like pretty much at all
Tru
Bruh yall rage baiting atp
tf do we even do 💀
They actually don’t
Most recruiters probably won’t interrogate you on your project
Most probably won’t know what to ask
It’s better to assume all projects are vibe coded
And just throw them a 3D DP problem
And they’ll know if you’re good or not depending on whether it’s correct
I’d say building is a good way to learn SWE in general though
Ya project dont matter until team match Maybe
Yeah true
yea but they dont gaf what u made as long as u made some dogshit its just there cuz u dont have stuff
i think everyone needs proj at some point but what im saying is that it doesnt acutally matter how tuff the project is
yeah
I’m currently reading cpp textbooks and am trying to make a hardware informed limit order book but I’m realizing my time is probably better spent just leetcodemaxxing
leetcodemaxxing and praying
you are not a chud... ❤️🩹
yeah cf is another league than leetcode
takes more problem solving skills but leetcode is just pattens ngl
and knowing the data structure to use
how tuff is nvidia for swee
Apple is so much aura
Yes
over meta?
Yes
rlly?
i think id take it over apple,zon
not taking it over netflix,google,meta
is the anthropic fall real💀
What happened
The next generation of devs are all gooners and chuds omg
Thx
Good luck to all who have day one tomorrow 🫡
correct
Anyone else angry rn?
me
Your group is on a 29 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @proud mauve
5/6: @undone mirage @noble lion
6/6: @green elk
channel my anger into intelligence
Raemelia was playing
Mr Juda I sent you a DM, someone got banned a while back, but he's cool, kindly use your mod privileges to help 
keep that menace banned dawg
hi chat
@proud mauve is dooming again
i went to church in the bay area today and the pastor was an engineer at apple ☠️ can never escape the grind
Lmao
LOL
I bet this dude is in cscd 😭
christo talk to em slime
It's so sad that everyone here is starting their internship
But I'm still a chud without any job
It's genuinely sad 💔
And like some companies did give me a chance to interview
But I just did bad 🥀
love u hoe, stay up
u should start spamming startups
Cold emailing?

yeah and just applying to them. amount of ppl ive seen relying on the new grad simplify repo is insane, that shit has like 10% of listings
look at wellfound and yc listings
can anyone make a yc acc?
I thought you needed to be accepted for that
being unemployed is great
ts how i know yall are not actually unemployed
it's great until you're unemployed and 30
Bruh why

still great
crudboy works at amazon robotics dont listen to him
we are ALL unemployed
@deep comet twin in shining armor
also do more lc gang nc150 or something
thank goodness im out of high school holy hell
bro what?
They made it easier haha
Apparently
Tru
I'm such an unemployed chud
Fmcl
mfs in line to get our badges talking about clubbing in canada 😭
same bro
is this meta

my work laptop is a MacBook pro
Is there anything better than a MacBook
ts how u know bro is goated
idk this is my first internship bruh 😭
where do u work at if u dont mind me ask
I have an 8gb MacBook it’s fucking terrible
wym
I have 3 tabs open and it uses all my memory
U actually like thinkpads
39 mins a little dgenerous brochacho
CIAFANG
generous
I’m a slave to Apple products
i thoguth those things had a huge battery life
yo shld i delay grad for more internships or just do a masters for more internships
either is viable
but first one is probably more viable
saves money + more intenrships accept bachelors only
but then u can say the opposite and say that some only accept masters+ students
Oh oops I didn't know that person had a heath issue
do what u want
yea true
I shouldn't have made a joke about this
do companies care how long u stay in undergrad for
the big ones don't particularly check
just don't reveal your age to your coworkers maybe
it could be sus
Do companies care if a junior has no prev whatsoever
Are u being fr
r uacc cooked or larping cooked
I'm feeling kinda hopeless
cant tell in thsi server
I an actually cooked
Didn't u do some government tech roles in ur sophomore year
im not saying i didn't have prevs
I am doing research but it's not really relevant to the industry
but there's people
my friend got a summer off larping stealth startup
who don't have prevs
how long has tiger 22 been dooming when he's target school + research soph year 😞
Bro my research is kinda too theoratical
There is no coding/AI/agents stuffs
add a sprinkle of dark humor and its basically kin
any research is good most research is theoretical anyways
Ok but you still have something for the summer/youre not doing Nothing
🔥
Bro I'm still a clown in my research anyway
any at&t pipelines
just find the correct choices ezpz
Kin got Zon bro
😂
im supposed to grad this december but im deadass contemplating delaying till december 27
Also I have no Scale AI handshake larp
he didn't get zon nayways
so
u can do handshake ai 😂
research genuinely better honestly
^
has zon started de fall procs
a long time ago
im cooked
Data engineer closed
this image is so fricken TUFF
Idk if anyone got proc
yea nb ik got proc so was wondering
I never heard back
reach out again
they're consatntly badgering me on hadnshake
every month i come back and still see they're doing it
why of course
thought abt doing sum leetcode n then i was like
nahhhhh
and went back to bed
yeah
thinking of giving my mom my laundry to do today
anyone here at mongodb this summer?
type type
i just did laundry yday now im ab to larp at the gym
been slacking on my clash royale usage lately
we just goin to larp
yeah and play clash royale on the bench
do some companies actually care if you've worked in defense in the past
just be like the cableheads
2 mins in: "i just started"
10 mins in: "i just started"
25 mins in: "i just started"
1 hour in: "i got a few more exercises"
2 hours in: "i got another exercise or two"
4 hours in: "im doing a drop set"
classic larp day
three sets of waffling with a superset of scrolling
How to get scale data labeling role
i love larping
bro i just read this
the fuck is this
“I have never been able to get a kite in the air”
🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀
LMFAO
i worked on monday
ts not ethical buckets
thas cap
i got my ethical 5s
was practicing larp
lunchtime on a monday and all these fellow unemployed jits at the gym w/ me
If i beat that pussy up is u gone tell on me?
lemme join your team
What was that one larp company like headstarter ai or some shit
Where did all those people place
yea
Man good times
they're still ngmi
mostly
i filtered my college for peopel who went there
there's like 3 paegs
and then i checked to see if any of em were in any faang
and none of them were
Headstarter ai + scale ai filtering = stripe/openai
scale ai is kinda ok though
cause its scale ai
headstarter ai has nothing to od with ai
its just ai slapped on top of a bootcamp
that you have to pay to get into 😂
i wonder if the guy is in here
@yasin e
yea
i think a long time ago
my son will go scale ai data labeling -> handshake ai trainer -> mercor contractor -> mts in stealth
okay the mouse they gave me doesnt even connect to my mac gg
only 2 pages but yea this shit is a scam
ok but surely if you make it out to zon or something you remove headstarter bc its embarassing and not helpful
i filtered for any faangs so idk
if you want to maximize larp you can't be saying that you are paying for ts
@scenic dew ok look
theres like 100+ pages of people assosciated with headstarter ai
and then if you filter for faang it turns to 11 pages
actual ratio is awful
10% placement rate better than my university tbh
ratio kinda makes sense icl
if u just take it as 10% of the pool of canidates
on their site these are the numbers
idk what the difference between the 15k and 4077 is
members are probably people who paid to go there
actually milking these young cs majros
u pay to fly to somewhere
and there u just make a couple projects to put on your resume
The Agentic
Engineering Platform
pay to larp
Your group is on a 30 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @neon wren
5/6: @undone mirage
ok so how do i profit off the grift
Raemelia and 2 others were playing
might need to be inc headstarter ai
ur too ngmi lil bro
hate to break it to you
😞
maybe next year
👍🏼
@mellow saffron what year are u in anwyasy
19th
If you guys have a jobless sophomore what woud you guys do
do research
oh wait
What about when the research is not very relevant tho
all research is relevant
Like I just work with some math things of cryptography like generating functions and stuffs
bruh if its irrelevent in ur opinion leave and do relevant research
its prollly better than being unemployed
I can't get anything AI 🥀
Or swe stuffs
That's true
or larp a startup
Prob nah
play league and goon
play valorant and goon
muy u wanna play sum league?
anyone know how long it takes to hear back from optiver r1?
Is this what you're gonna do
I see
are we getting replaced by ai
you probably
Dude I lowkey wish I didn’t have an internship this summer
I could grind all day and just larp smth on my resume
yup just got my copilot license im going mad this summer
grind what
leetcode, projects
applying for other internships 😭
mans gotta get ready for ng
bro just do the work
this too i need fall internship
how many internships do u have? idk if projects help much
fall internship overrated
3 including this one
its not gonna marginally increase your outcome
projects would do less
and then ill be ok
i wasnt at a notable name last year but i spent time building important things AT MY INTERNHSIP*
and that benefits more
internships arent just a name on your resume the work you do also matters
even if its crudbob?
yes
find ways to futureproof what you build for scalability etc
those become your best bullets on resume
if you build whatever you build with intention and purpose and everything you build is defensible it helps set you apart in interviews
What projects are you making
I'm not sure what is some impressive projects I can work on to make up for a chud resume with no prevs
build a neural net from scratch 🙂
probably agentic ai stuff maybe for european football transfer market? and then some crudbob shi with a cool stack to add buzzwords on my resume and get guaranteed users that i could put on my res
or just have claude to it atp
ill have claude do the stuff i alr know how to do
fuck man i feel so behind rn
my finance project gained attention from finance companies
how do freshman get amazon istg
she prob said she was a junior on the app
im also a freshman as well
larp
youre fine twin
larp everything
well ig sophomore now cuz i finished this year
ik but still
like i always thought that amazon was a super tough company to get like u need a lot of past experince
i still had a google docs resume freshman year
ive never seen forage mentioned here
yet they hire freshman who havent completed 1 year of college
is forage larp the move?
i just feel so fucking behind

i had an interview with them and before i even got a chance to take it they cancelled it on me
WE hate zon
but at the same time amazon feels like a more realistic faang to get
nyc chipotle orz
down
i cant imagine google or meta or amazon hiring me as my first internship
let’s also q n shi
fo sho
oof got us with meta, google, netflix, amazon, apple referrals
sneaky 5 stack perchance
keep dreaming pal
thats when u gotta make it out
bro ik but they r freshman as well
or else u cant even afford food like me
do they care abt the college u go to
@solid portal how ru mod
does undergrad research look good for swe intern apps
is ts getting me interviews
they making anyone mods now a days
I run this hoe
zon? not rlly but they intv ppl from good schools first
i went with research instead of crud midtier swe internship and kinda regret it
lol stfu before I beat the fuck out of you dumbass bitch
my friends james1928 asked to be unbanned
wow
crickets
Yo he called me a chud
Couple of days ago
I’m insecure about that it really hurt bro
Really
if i call u a chud can u give me a referral]
Alright I forgave and forgot
is thsi james
might be james
no
Oh shit he ain’t gay
we dont start till june 8th
Can’t be James then
yeah
Hush little chudling don’t you cry
@solid portal yo ur a chud
ima remember this
ur still going first in the HRT cycle pal
Not cool bro not cool
lemme test this
I stole 5-6 clif bars today on my first day are U proud @solid portal @Yeema @Yeema @ ma
Nice work
are you at zon
No 😞
where
Not yet.
ik but its just like how
Dih llc...
are you the gif guy
im talking ab yeonwoo
Why’d he lie
This not right bro
Wow
the gif spammer
never him
anyone but him
What do I even make with agentic AI bro 😭
Legit whatever you want that’s the best part
hows your father
On phonem 🍜
Can tesla and nvidia get back to me
Say you want to make sexy time with the Optimus
Dont talk dirty bout the 'musk bro he be wit savages on the island
idk i got in contact with ap specific recruiters
Fake news media
they might have different proc
O. Sry
well then youre fine
you fw tesla
no Thats what they will ask U
i wish i could land this
im sorry 😭
@solid portal can i dm to ask about the tesla autopilot role you landed
I hate yall
you're a mod
@solid portal Hey heard you know about snowflake r1 and amazon fall?
you're supposed to be helpful
😭
@solid portal hey u know how to get flix
yo trigger word i havent talked to sn*w yet about fall and im tweaking
can you please censor
S*orry...
I’m sorry that happened to you bro. Are you okay
Gob
for now, can you warn him since youre a mod
ask roy lee
@Diddy Yo

