#2027_summer

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neat hemlock
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beach

slow cipher
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Eh

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its not allat bro

sullen finch
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Yo go to south coast deli if you haven’t

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It’s gonna change your life

neat hemlock
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california weather is so tuff

undone mirage
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my country has about 0 qr qt or qd

neat hemlock
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we had a thunderstorm yday

undone mirage
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school*

slow cipher
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Ig bro the weather is nice

neat hemlock
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my school sends a lot to imc but it’s probably alpha’s

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alpha’d

sullen finch
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Idts

jovial perch
sullen finch
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Maybe one off

neat hemlock
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by a lot i mean like 3 incoming this year

sullen finch
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But it’s not anywhere close to normal

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I call cap on that

jovial perch
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thats good

neat hemlock
jovial perch
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idk anyone from my school with qt proc

neat hemlock
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dev proc seems not too bad to get

jovial perch
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t30 school btw actually ngmi

neat hemlock
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i got one technically

jovial perch
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ooo

neat hemlock
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this cycle

jovial perch
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yo thats aura

neat hemlock
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😭

slow cipher
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Umd tuff for cs right ? idk the ratings

neat hemlock
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think so yea

jovial perch
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v good

sullen finch
neat hemlock
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i was looking at this a year ago

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idk why u can’t believe it tho

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ifl qd procs are not tooooo hard to get? i haven’t really recruited yet so i can’t say but from what ive spoken to ppl

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could be talking out of my ass rn

slow cipher
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Ya i guess relative to qd qr

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qt qr*

sullen finch
neat hemlock
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maybe i’m misremembering

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i’m fairly sure i’m not tho

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i’ll look

sullen finch
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I mean I looked

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Imc prev and imc cur

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There’s 5 total and 3 didn’t even go to UCI for school 😭😭

frank hornet
neat hemlock
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ppl who aren’t there anymore

sullen finch
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Doing previous company does

neat hemlock
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oh

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hm

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maybe i’m wrong

sullen finch
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It’s a good school not that good tho

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Plenty faang

neat hemlock
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oh wow my school has 5 ppl inc imc

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imc feeder

dry gyro
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guys i turn 21

neat hemlock
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yay

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congrats hbd

dry gyro
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who wants to dropout and be an engineer 😄

long geode
sullen finch
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Kindest cscd member

long geode
swift moat
mellow saffron
dark bane
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time for bed

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long geode
tranquil sand
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It's his whole thing

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To just spam gifs on repeat

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I don't think it positively contributes to this community in any way but he's been doing it so long it seems the mods don't care to take action

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Congrats

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It doesn't excuse his behavior

swift moat
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wait has he ever said anything real

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nvm 😹

swift moat
tranquil sand
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It is not in any way constructive

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But w/e

slow cipher
long geode
mellow saffron
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u do not need to be caring abt a dude having fun sending gifs

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it’s a public discord server not a dictatorship

dark bane
mellow saffron
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no clue

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i’m just a figurehead

slow cipher
glacial geode
swift moat
mint quest
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@tesla interns

crystal pendant
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hello, its me

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mcdonald coke zero

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dark bane
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i like mcdonald

dark bane
mighty pike
unique robin
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hello cscd

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hi utogoat

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🙇🙇🙇

urban ore
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damn he actually got banned

unique robin
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i’m gonna ban dn

mighty pike
tranquil sand
balmy bolt
slow cipher
lilac hemlock
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quit horsing around!

mint quest
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Who got banned

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Petition to ban fake ngmis

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They take the credibility from us true ngmis

mellow saffron
wheat chasm
brazen lodge
mellow saffron
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“alpha server”

undone mirage
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mythra's keeping it secret

dark bane
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this might he the tuffest gif of all time

swift moat
urban ore
sudden gyro
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does anyone know the tc for tesla ro in PA?

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oh yeah

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is the differentiator mainly between optimus/ap and everything else?

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damn that's sorta massive

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i appreciate the info man

mighty pike
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@topaz imp hellodogesmile

undone mirage
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@topaz imp hellodogesmile

swift moat
glacial geode
mellow saffron
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@swift moat

swift moat
proud mauve
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I'm an intl sophomore with nothing line up this summer

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I think it's genuinely joever for me

topaz imp
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was nice 2 meet u

mighty pike
frank flare
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What's tesla intern comp?

green elk
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It’s never joever

rich sable
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how hard is google intern process vs google new grad=

worthy palm
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hi chat

hidden glacier
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hi christo

worthy palm
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levels fyi pretty accurate, sometimes things are actually higher each year due to inflation

worthy palm
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damn did levels fyi redo their ui/ux recently

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i havent checked much so idk but it lowkey looks worse imo

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the lines are so light that it makes it hard to differentiate between which lines are which

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on macbook display anyways

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Oh wait i see its just the ui for intern offers since there are so many different semesters it happens

proud mauve
mortal bluff
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What role did you do the OA for? I just got the OA for SWE L1

desert haven
mortal bluff
desert haven
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im ngl i forgot the qs on it

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but was urs for the intern pos asw?

undone mirage
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an extra tech round + an extra behavorial round

green elk
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They’ll gladly welcome your talent

mortal bluff
proud mauve
glacial geode
crystal pendant
noble lion
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Unfort ebk 💀

proud mauve
worthy palm
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@soft rampart i saw ur clown emoji

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d1 hater

proud mauve
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I wasn't even good enough to save myself when I had the chance to

noble lion
proud mauve
noble lion
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Most interviewers are dumber than whoever they're interviewing

proud mauve
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👀

noble lion
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Nah bro 🥀

proud mauve
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Wdym bro 🥀

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I mean you'll have to intv ppl in the future anyway

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Oh ye I forget you'll become Citadel senior

undone mirage
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rentech talking

queen vortex
proud mauve
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Bro 💀

queen vortex
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Tiger 22 always larpin bruh

proud mauve
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I just failed my only onsite this year bro

undone mirage
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@proud mauve

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wanna help me rizz

proud mauve
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It is genuinely over

queen vortex
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Which onsite

proud mauve
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Mercor 🤡

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AI slop start up

queen vortex
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Tuff

proud mauve
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🥀

mighty pike
queen vortex
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Moar leetcodes

balmy bolt
mighty pike
balmy bolt
mighty pike
echo obsidian
queen vortex
balmy bolt
mighty pike
queen vortex
balmy bolt
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bro i don’t have any merch

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wtf

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i’m gonna ask my manager

queen vortex
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No drip merch either?

proud mauve
mighty pike
proud mauve
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💀

echo obsidian
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wtf is an ai prompting round

green elk
queen vortex
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legit a obscure behavioural

proud mauve
green elk
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outdegree = 0

proud mauve
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With AI help

echo obsidian
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wait tbf @proud mauve ive never seen someone like not try and not make it out

proud mauve
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🥀

echo obsidian
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prolly pretty hard to try and be perma giga gapped all four years

undone mirage
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@balmy bolt

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u wanna help me rizz

echo obsidian
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asking on cscd for rizz advice 🥀

undone mirage
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im at a deadlock idk what option to choose

mighty pike
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bro has options 🥀

echo obsidian
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ts fucked

undone mirage
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NO

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bro

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u guys are making me angry

balmy bolt
echo obsidian
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sorry

undone mirage
balmy bolt
mighty pike
undone mirage
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@mighty pike u wanna help me rizz

mighty pike
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i have no rizz : (

undone mirage
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its ok

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with 3 minds put together

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we can come up with an optimal solution

proud mauve
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But I think I'm alr at 400 applications by now

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🥀

echo obsidian
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i mean but ur a sophomore right as well

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?

green elk
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new prompting bar

proud mauve
echo obsidian
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ai native is the bar

balmy bolt
echo obsidian
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u have another cycle

balmy bolt
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hinge stream

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pls

undone mirage
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HELL NO

green elk
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if you cant prompt its over

proud mauve
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But I'll come into junior year with no prev

undone mirage
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dms @balmy bolt

echo obsidian
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arent there plenty of ppl

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jnr year no prevs

queen vortex
proud mauve
proud mauve
green elk
proud mauve
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I think job here is more important

echo obsidian
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vn prev is tuff bro

queen vortex
proud mauve
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Nah bro 💀

echo obsidian
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wait wdym by make it out

proud mauve
echo obsidian
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yah

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zonami

queen vortex
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wait did bobby big melons get bqnned

mighty pike
green elk
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❌ no prevs
✅ larped prevs

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this is what you need

proud mauve
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I'm not sure if it'll save me next year

green elk
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anyone can have larped prevs

balmy bolt
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nah u gotta work for ur larped prevs

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scale ta

proud mauve
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💀

echo obsidian
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larp research or some shii

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r u back in vn for the summer

proud mauve
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Ye

green elk
queen vortex
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larp scale fall, mercor spring handshake summer

proud mauve
echo obsidian
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wait

proud mauve
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Won't they bg check

queen vortex
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theres also linkedin n uber if u want

echo obsidian
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i saw this instagram reel

proud mauve
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🥀

queen vortex
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uber image annotation

echo obsidian
queen vortex
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doordash labs data annotation

echo obsidian
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might need to run this tech

balmy bolt
proud mauve
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Lol

balmy bolt
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stop leaking

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need to keep some of them niche

queen vortex
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vro

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WE got other methods

proud mauve
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I only knew about Scale and Handshake before

queen vortex
proud mauve
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Now I know there are Uber and Mercor as well

queen vortex
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linkedin too

proud mauve
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LinkedIn

queen vortex
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shi pays buns tho i think

proud mauve
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What do they do

queen vortex
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like human eval

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random shit

proud mauve
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💀

hidden glacier
proud mauve
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I've heard referral is negative signal for Zon

hidden glacier
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yeah it doesn't matter

queen vortex
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i emailed jeff n got oa

green elk
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i seen people larp swe at local taco restaurant

hidden glacier
queen vortex
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chipotle?\

hidden glacier
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he's at tesla now

green elk
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no limit to the larp

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no excuses

queen vortex
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fyre]

hidden glacier
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larping legends

proud mauve
green elk
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you can do this on chipotle or any restaurant

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not patched btw

undone mirage
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horrible method 😂

echo obsidian
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larp stealth

proud mauve
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I've heard kanu developed the llms for them

undone mirage
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i heard this guy paid for all the data centers used to host the data ^

worthy palm
proud mauve
bold moss
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can anyone explain what the aqr written response means

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what are we responding to bruh

dark bane
tulip spruce
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@dark bane @crystal pendant @swift moat what should i eat
i had panda for lunch
and crumbl

dark bane
mint quest
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college dining hall food

tulip spruce
regal zealot
echo obsidian
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?

regal zealot
undone mirage
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@swift moat

mellow saffron
undone mirage
mellow saffron
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good

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carry on

storm pelican
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why are u promoting cheating @brave skiff

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not cool

brave skiff
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I mean I think the shift to in person / ai assisted interviews is inevitable / in progress.

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the current coding interview process is pretty broken

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these tools aren't a replacement for interview skills, just an aide

echo obsidian
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ts just straight up an ad

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cope cope cope sahur

undone mirage
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oh

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thought am was a bot this whole time

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😂

brave skiff
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fair enough, but I was hoping for people to give me feedback on user experience

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in exchange for fre eusage

storm pelican
echo obsidian
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i dont think people here support cheating enough to use your product

storm pelican
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if a company expects you to solve a problem live without otuside help, secretly using a tool is still just cheating dawg

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insane cope

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we can discuss how interviews should change

austere path
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how do ai interviews work

brave skiff
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Sure, I'm not disagreeing that it's cheating. I just wanted to provide a cheaper alternative that actually works compared to the existing tools.

austere path
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like whats teh criteria for passing

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cuz like

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i cant imagine you fail an interview with ai helping u

echo obsidian
brave skiff
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I can give you some of my experiences. Typically you'll have to implement some real world swe task (e.g. an api), but they'll include an algorithm component.

storm pelican
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cscd aint the place buck

austere path
brave skiff
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It's usually designed so the algorithm component becomes overcomplicated by AI if you don't have the intuition to guide it.

echo obsidian
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isnt one of the rules in this server no cheating

storm pelican
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it is

brave skiff
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The other portion is you'll have to explain your code/design at the end, and justify api/schema design for example.

austere path
storm pelican
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i won't ban am but chill or i will have to

brave skiff
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sure, thanks for the warning

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I won't promote it here any more

austere path
storm pelican
brave skiff
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most chill discord mod lmfao

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🤝

crystal pendant
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prob some rotisserie chicken

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i ate 2 bags of quest chips a banana and steak, shrimp, and chicken fajitas

tulip spruce
crystal pendant
dark bane
tulip spruce
undone mirage
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How much jimmy

green elk
queen vortex
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shi changed my life lwk

proud mauve
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Anyone know where is @void wolf

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Haven't seen bro in a while

worthy palm
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hi chat

proud mauve
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Hello

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Can u nepo me in Apple

worthy palm
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I can give electronic referral when I’m actually employed

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rn im unemployed tho

hard zodiac
worthy palm
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ask me after june 29

worthy palm
proud mauve
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I see ye thanks

proud mauve
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Can CS do that

worthy palm
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i mean by that I mean a referral through the online portal

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Like by electronic I meant I’m not giving ur name to a manager, I’m just doing the online referral process

proud mauve
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Ah I see

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Ye np thanks

worthy palm
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I can do it for any job req

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Like if ur applying to swe intern or full time or whatever

echo obsidian
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has the unemployed life been fun

worthy palm
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yes

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very much so

echo obsidian
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the dream 😔

worthy palm
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very stress free and just enjoying life and mostly reconnecting with friends and stuff

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Cause most of my friends didn’t do masters so I haven’t seen them the past year

void wolf
worthy palm
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since they all graduated and dipped last spring

void wolf
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I’ve been grinding

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Ask @queen vortex for proof

queen vortex
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yea been grinding repo n subnautica

proud mauve
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Subnautica 😳

hard zodiac
worthy palm
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I was there last summer

hard zodiac
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thats a dub

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is RO at apple low

worthy palm
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Depends on team/org

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a lot of SWE is HC based

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But then when there isn’t headcount, if u were good, managers will forward ur resume to other teams

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Hardware Tech typically isn’t headcount based, mostly just based off doing well in the internship and then passing final interviews

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You got to do 4 interviews to get the internship, and then u do the internship, and if you do well they give you 2 final interviews for FT conversion

unique robin
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@dense dagger

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wassup

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hahaha

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u lost

dense dagger
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are we talking about poker?

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youre not even in the server

unique robin
dense dagger
dark bane
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clean bun

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mighty pike
limpid solar
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how is cockroach labs

mint quest
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nyc right

limpid solar
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yes nyc

mint quest
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not sure abt the pay but it seems pretty solid

limpid solar
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is it pretty known in the US?

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or nah

worthy palm
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hi

mint quest
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not to normal ppl

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but for cs kids

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yea

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atleast the ones that know abt startups

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valued at 5 bil

worthy palm
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y

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just too much info?

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u r an intern. Try to learn what u can and set up 1:1s with managers / mentors to figure out what ur doing

mint quest
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wait cockroach labs lowk might give u google proc

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its founded by ex google engineers

worthy palm
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And also come to the realization that systems r so large that it’s impossible to learn everything in an internship so just focus on learning what u need to do whatever task u were asked to do

mint quest
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huh

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they dont want u to use agents?

worthy palm
limpid solar
mint quest
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lmk this company so i can avoid

limpid solar
mint quest
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naw im playing

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my manager also did the same thing

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for a whole month last summer

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i wasnt allowed to use any ai

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to learn the codebase

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then i could do wtv i wanted

worthy palm
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I guess it’s probably good to do it from the ground up at least once so that then u know how to prompt rlly well later

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oh is this not still what people do

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💀

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oh dear

mint quest
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no

worthy palm
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is stack overflow just like ultra unc now

mint quest
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ppl just vibe code

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bro 😭

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no one writes anything with hand

worthy palm
mint quest
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just detailed instructions

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and let the agent running for 2 hours

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then u check the work

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and clean up

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bro its all terminal

worthy palm
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u know believe it or not the first 80% of my last internship the only thing I used AI for was asking “what is the system verilog version of <something in c++>” and I wrote everything by hand

echo obsidian
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idk maybe its good stackoverflow is gone

mint quest
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i know a guy who codes his apps on his phone via a front end connected to claude code in his pc

echo obsidian
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some people writing some straight bs on there

mint quest
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thats actually insane

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bro no way thats sustainable

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no way

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i get the security features are nice in claude code

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but like

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🥀

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what

worthy palm
mint quest
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i think if set up correctly

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its ok

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wait lowk ppl fuck up their firebase / supabase setup way more

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than anything

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remember that tea app dev

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where everything got leaked

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no way

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ts has never happened to me

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wtf

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gotta be more careful

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do u not have guardrails and lintrs

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did it bypass those

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guardrais

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wait they call it these things

worthy palm
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my PhD friend’s among us simulator is now partially public

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Only problem is u need a hipergator API key to use it

mint quest
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like protecting prompt issues

worthy palm
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But if ur a UF student u can watch LLMs play each other in among us and simulate like a bajillion games on the super computer

worthy palm
mint quest
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wait and it still bypasses after reviewing

dense dagger
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ik its simple to emulate but its nice

storm pelican
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theres also smallvile from stanford iirc

swift cryptBOT
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Your group is on a 27 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 3/6: @undone mirage
4/6: @green elk @proud mauve
X/6: @fading beacon

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swift cryptBOT
frosty badge
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when catan

frosty badge
swift cryptBOT
lusty escarp
bold moss
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i just uploaded my res again lol

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didn’t want to risk since so many apps probs went through

swift cryptBOT
swift cryptBOT
dawn valve
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Light work bro

noble lion
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youve angered me.

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HISSSSSS

undone mirage
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get back to neetcoding kanucool

noble lion
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I haven't lertcoded in so long

undone mirage
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me too

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i've given up

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no prosc = no leetcode

noble lion
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How to get Uber fall OA?

undone mirage
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be cracked

velvet crane
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How do I get QR procs

undone mirage
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be cracked

noble lion
velvet crane
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Do you need pubs for QR

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Dude I have no pubs yet

noble lion
velvet crane
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Will I even get a job next year

undone mirage
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could probably get it witout any pubs

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but pubs boost chance

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just how research roles work

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im speaking out my ass btw dont listen to me go ask chatgpt

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obey your masters

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@noble lion are u a junior

velvet crane
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I mogged u in patches today

noble lion
velvet crane
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U mogged me on zip tho 💔💔💔

noble lion
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I spent too long looking for where to start

noble lion
velvet crane
noble lion
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I fumbled tango and queens bro

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Well maybe not queens that badly

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But tango I needed a hint 💀

coral cedar
undone mirage
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kanu got it?

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kanu

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u betrayed me

noble lion
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Not larp

coral cedar
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i meant u gotta larp to get the oa

noble lion
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Oh

undone mirage
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oh

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what do you larp

coral cedar
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being the goat or smth idk

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put u have a uber one membership

solid portal
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Haha

unique robin
neon wren
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I need SERIOUS HELP GUYS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I’ve never uploaded a project on GitHub before. I tried following tutorials on YT and even asked GPT.
On VSC, when I’m writing the push command, particularly,
git push -u origin main
It is asking me to authenticate VSCode from Chrome, and when I’m opening VSC from chrome, my files are supposed to be “pushed” to GitHub but instead, VSC is showing a pop up asking for password, and when I’m entering it, it says authentication failed

I tried everything I could to fix this but I the same issue keeps repeating

you can judge me however you want, I know this server asks way more advanced help than this, but I’m genuinely stuck and have no clue what to do

unique robin
vivid stirrup
dark bane
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tuff as hell

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neon wren
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no please yall im literally asking for the simplest help please don’t dodge this 😭

urban ore
true carbon
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Helping this dude

swift moat
lilac hemlock
upper sluice
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Prompt Engineer | Forward-Deployed Engineer | Agentic Orchestrator | ChatGPT Power User @ AWS

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is this linkedin line tuff

brazen lodge
vale blade
upper sluice
mellow saffron
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i ain’t look clearly

barren cliff
echo obsidian
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looks abt the same

lilac hemlock
echo obsidian
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did u draw that urself

lilac hemlock
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no a friend sent it

urban ore
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but deadass just ask a llm @neon wren

upper sluice
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for ur password

mellow saffron
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it was an inchidenth

neon wren
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I tried auth key, didn’t work

neon wren
neon wren
barren cliff
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its also lowk js 2 steps—generate a general pat, and put the token in terminal

neon wren
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I’ll try that out, the commands were too much for me (I only know add,commit & push apart from other standard commands)

barren cliff
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oh gotchu yeal u’ll get it slowly

neon wren
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thank you so much

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chat

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neon wren
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I know this server is not meant for noobs like me but this is the only place where I find actual people & solutions

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@unique robin mute @barren cliff for being helpful

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@barren cliff

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smh

earnest rock
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This is exactly why chat exists bruh

unique robin
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what are you doing bro

barren cliff
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😭😭😭

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Sry my bad

unique robin
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actually

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nevermind

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you gave good advice

neon wren
unique robin
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?warn @somber badge false pinging mods

gaunt gobletBOT
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booger4647 has been warned, this is their 2nd warning.

unique robin
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L

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Cscd is a gatekeeping server

unique robin
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2nd warning means ban

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Man idc

urban ore
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guys this guy is incoming google search btw

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falling for the bait footfetish

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Get some femanoids

unique robin
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chiz

urban ore
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hi

unique robin
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why are you in maryland

urban ore
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wedding diff

unique robin
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i wanna go visit the office

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W doxx

unique robin
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im so bored

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i need the internship to start

barren cliff
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wya guys going

unique robin
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atnt

urban ore
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i heard the office is tuff

vale blade
barren cliff
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in atlanta

unique robin
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holy

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nah we’re in nyc

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neon wren
urban ore
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ye me and ayman gonna visit the manhattan office

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vale blade
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theres this thing callled github desktop

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download it

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and it will make your life easiert

barren cliff
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what r the best offices in sf to visit

neon wren
unique robin
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idk github desktop doesn’t have that strong of a purpose

urban ore
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urban ore
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oh ye

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that’s why he’s the goat! the goattt!

mellow saffron
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lowk jus make an agent comit n push for u

neon wren
unique robin
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all my rebasing is done though claude

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fade PAT

unique robin
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i don’t actually even know how to write rebase

urban ore
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@neon wren where are u incoming

undone mirage
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@unique robin

unique robin
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hi

queen vortex
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Agent agent agent agent

mellow saffron
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gimme yo number twin

unique robin
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stop harassing me

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✋✋

undone mirage
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Juliana can u give me your email

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So I can connect on LI

mellow saffron
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no means no ahh

neon wren
mellow saffron
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👍👍👍

unique robin
queen vortex
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Whats ur area code twin

urban ore
neon wren
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Is there a particular reason why yall specifically chat in this channel? I know it says 2027 summer but ppl talk a lot about internships of this year too

mellow saffron
junior vale
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he just needs to generate one of those secret keys in his settings

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My incoming

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who wants to guess

queen vortex
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Brotha just another me

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YO @unique robin 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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man these mods don’t do shit

queen vortex
minor zenith
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I still see postings for summers 2026 internships concurrently with summer 2027 internships kinda trippy

grim wave
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I need u guys to read this thread

neon wren
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Ppl like that guy are scary af

mint quest
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Hello fellow ngmi

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how are we doing

undone mirage
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Cuddling out

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Chudding*

rich stag
mint quest
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Cuddling

rich stag
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immaculate ragebait

mint quest
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I saw an Amazon intern post about how to upload a project to GitHub

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Why not just upload all files manually

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😹😹

green elk
echo obsidian
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Version control is overrated

grim wave
hidden glacier
echo obsidian
grim wave
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i cant tell

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seems like a lot of effort for ragebait

undone mirage
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that guy's technologies section takes liike

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half of a page

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😂

grim wave
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This genuinely is like a quarter of his first page

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Doesnt look fake. And he has a portfolio website

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hmmm

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Maybe hes using someone elses info then idk

proud mauve
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Is it over if I have nothing line up for this summer (I'm intl sophomore)

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Also I've been larping as a junior and still don't have offer so ye 🥀

lilac hemlock
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i might do that

grim wave
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oh okay yeah hes def a troll

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thats a lot of effort to troll

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still an entertaining read

lilac hemlock
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@urban ore lets end our resumes with ٩(◕‿◕)۶

urban ore
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oh ye ts would be so tuff

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٩(◕‿◕)۶

nimble oak
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hello fellow ngmis

green elk
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thats probably better than the taco shop method

nimble oak
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i'm a junior with no offer either

radiant warren
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Does Tesla drug test interns?

nimble oak
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fortunately i am not international

green elk
nimble oak
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who cares about cracked prev if im now ngmi

green elk
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larp cures all wounds

swift moat
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to larp is to be free

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@mellow saffron

sterile quail
balmy bolt
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i’m gonna wait for @obsidian tendon to carry me out of permanent underclass

obsidian tendon
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🥺 🥺

glacial geode
proud mauve
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Cause it might violate some CPT stuffs

obsidian tendon
glacial geode
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ts u?

vivid stirrup
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Yall see these tweets

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They’re paying 300k+ per junior swe

undone mirage
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only researchers are better than ai

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😂

vivid stirrup
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I looked at Glassdoor it’s just some weird ass take home then they aggressively drill you on the fundamentals of CS in an interview

undone mirage
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think i did too a few months ago

vivid stirrup
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Did u get an email back

undone mirage
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nope

vivid stirrup
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Damn we’re not better than AI 😭

austere path
vivid stirrup
glacial geode
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300k isnt enough to be doing ts imo

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like ai is a billion dollar tool

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and u are paying 300k to someone who is supposed to be superior to it

vivid stirrup
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Wait I didn’t know jane street is paying 400k for juniors 😭

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300k+ is normal for top talent that’s wild

vivid stirrup
undone mirage
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for some no name company

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idk.....

glacial geode
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yo

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if yall can beat jane streets PNL

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ill pay you 350k

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hows it sound?

vivid stirrup
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I think they were founded by prev top labs I think

austere path
vivid stirrup
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If you’re really into AI

austere path
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like what are they doing to be paying juniors 300k

undone mirage
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dont worry u get 300k imaginary equity until we ipo

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hope we make it!

vivid stirrup
glacial geode
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oh

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they gon make u slave

undone mirage
glacial geode
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its gon be 300k/year, but 25/hr

vivid stirrup
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They want you to just manage agentic AI or whatever tf that means

undone mirage
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its prompting

glacial geode
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@obsidian tendon

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its 4 u

vivid stirrup
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Prompt engineering for 400k

glacial geode
vivid stirrup
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Lowkey easy money

glacial geode
austere path
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to prompt u need to be better than ai

undone mirage
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are you better than ai - prove it now on the actual job you'll just be using ai all day

vivid stirrup
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Deadass

undone mirage
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all these marketing tricks 😔

green elk
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@vivid stirrup mechanize is a known scam

green elk
mellow saffron
solid portal
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Everyday

lilac hemlock
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Mythra Wtf why would U do that

solid portal
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Who the fuck are you

swift moat
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big y

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yee

solid portal
swift moat
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yeem

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my brother

solid portal
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But it hurts all the same

swift moat
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how are u doing

solid portal
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Good

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I’m old unc now

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Full time unc

swift moat
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how does it feel being unc

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im enjoying unemployed unc life

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shi is p calm

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me @balmy bolt and @nimble oak are gooning on the daily

balmy bolt
lilac hemlock
solid portal
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Yea

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June 22

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I’m going home rn. Then come back in a few weeks

solid portal
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They say I’m too old to be on discord and they laugh at me

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They say I’m a Diddy blud

coral cedar
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unc

solid portal
swift moat
coral cedar
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peak

coral cedar
solid portal
coral cedar
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gg

solid portal
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Ima come to your location this summer and we can take the city over

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And like run it and shit yk

coral cedar
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yeah sg

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u aint that far

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the streets aint ready

coral cedar
solid portal
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All we get is free pretzels bruh this ain’t right

coral cedar
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pull up

coral cedar
dark bane
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yooo i got it

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whats ur go to

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i just spam the jasmine milk tea

swift moat
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db has free boba??

undone mirage
swift moat
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he be like here but also like there

dark bane
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chiptole

swift moat
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iykyk

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chiptole

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outorin

solid portal
dark bane
undone mirage
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big e

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ummmmm

dark bane
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fortnite?

undone mirage
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epic games

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epic systems

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e......

solid portal
swift moat
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wait like interns or ft?

undone mirage
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yeemas a teslaer?

swift moat
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☹️ wtf

undone mirage
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just get db

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simple

swift moat
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bro office cafeteria food is so mid

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it's soooooo mid

coral cedar
swift moat
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everybody needs to just give doordash credit

coral cedar
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and its kinda just a ffa

undone mirage
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is it usually gone within minutes

neat hemlock
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tung tung sahur

dark bane
coral cedar
dark bane
undone mirage
swift moat
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i be crine eating the same salad every meal

vivid stirrup
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Avg startup internship

swift moat
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cluely after roy lee depletes all the vc money on giving out chanel bags 😢

proud mauve
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How to cope with the fact that I'm a failure and ngmi

prime cave
civic cliff
ashen perch
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when do most companies start recruiting summer 2027? june-july im guessing?

prime cave
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july aug lowk

proud mauve
prime cave
ashen perch
prime cave
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delulu is the solulu

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still holds

proud mauve
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And I'm alr a sophomore

ashen perch
# ashen perch kk

i'm emailing hella startups trying to secure a late ah summer '26 offer

prime cave
ashen perch
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im gmi bro im gmi

mighty pike
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@proud mauve

proud mauve
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Bro 💀

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U remember the time when I carried u in lab

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Pls nepo me in

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🥹

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Does the cold email strat work

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I feel like u might need good school/prev

barren cliff
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i got one yday

balmy bolt
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can i have them

proud mauve
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Woah congrats

balmy bolt
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pls

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need a job

proud mauve
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Lowk I stopped cold emailing since May

ashen perch
proud mauve
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🥀

ashen perch
balmy bolt
barren cliff
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now im flying to sf finally and its free housing free food 🤲

balmy bolt
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so greedy…

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wish i could get any internship

barren cliff
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Larp

ashen perch
balmy bolt
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ditto ai tuff

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aren’t they dying

prime cave
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ditto is so tuff

barren cliff
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idk will get to know this summer

ashen perch
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free housing sold it

barren cliff
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but they giving crazy perks idk how much money they got

ashen perch
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i’m deadass trying to work there 😭

barren cliff
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did u interview

ashen perch
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nah i got an email from eric liu asking to see a demo video for smth i made

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but haven’t heard back for a few days, just followed up

barren cliff
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oh damn i fear they finalized all interns but still follow up

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r u based in bay area

ashen perch
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rippp lol

ashen perch
barren cliff
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where then

ashen perch
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florida

barren cliff
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yeah i was scared if theyll take a t100 guy but guess it worked out

ashen perch
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ah okay

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where do u go?

barren cliff
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mit of nj

ashen perch
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rutgers?

barren cliff
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fuck no