Woah did you solve it during Zon intv
#2027_summer
proud mauve
neat hemlock
Woah did you solve it during Zon intv
obviously not the optimal
i just did some shitty greedy and it was sufficient ig
proud mauve
obviously not the optimal
I see
worthy palm
no im going FT
maybe ill do part time phd later in life we shall see
maybe not
kinda focusing on taking care of my family and stuff right now
lilac thicket
nice. congrats! big boy job time 
hidden glacier
kinda focusing on taking care of my family and stuff right now
fair
hasty dome
anyone move forward after the Twilio OA?
desert haven
anyone move forward after the Twilio OA?
Nah did you?
hasty dome
Nah did you?
nah bro
frosty badge
maybe ill do part time phd later in life we shall see
is part time a thing?
worthy palm
Yes
wheat chasm
How do I larp as a non ngmi
rich stag
we all ngmi
worthy palm
Actually one of my coworkers the cubicle across from me has been doing his PhD part time for a very long time and it’s about to finish
His PhD is in comp arch
frosty badge
His PhD is in comp arch
ooh v nice
worthy palm
Also since I already did a masters I don’t have any required coursework to take
It would just be my research
But I won’t consider that till I have at least worked for a bit and actually know what I’m doing
vivid stirrup
X
undone mirage
vivid stirrup
https://x.com/kylehall823041/status/2053910655665639887?s=46
This is @proud mauve resume
Chud ahh
X
What the fuck
When I was 11 I was working at anthropic
proud mauve
This is <@717393476077092904> resume
My resume is literally on this server bro
But you're right tho I just have a chud resume 😭
neat moth
What the fuck
try to find him in this server lol
undone mirage
https://x.com/hellovyom/status/2053709015889465688?s=46
roblox to quant pipeline so rela
FUCK
inland vector
has anyone ever needed to interview more after the HM round for palantir? (year at palantir)
narrow sierra
https://x.com/kylehall823041/status/2053910655665639887?s=46
Why’s he talking in third person on his resume 😭
opal needle
https://x.com/hellovyom/status/2053709015889465688?s=46
this will be me
bros name is literally faang
proud mauve
roblox to quant pipeline so rela
There's a Zon to quant pipeline
spark trout
I need a job to good job pipeline.
obsidian tendon
There's a Zon to quant pipeline
and zon ai lab pipeline
undone mirage
larp ananpurna
vivid stirrup
bros name is literally faang
I didn’t even see that 😭
mint quest
thats def someone who has used ai would say
mint quest
shes an of model
they make more than big tech interns 🥀
undone mirage
yep
tranquil sand
they make more than big tech interns 🥀
It's also one of the most cutthroat industries in the world
Entertainment industry in general
undone mirage
It's also one of the most cutthroat industries in the world
not really
you can be super niche and still make shitloads
there's paypigs all over the world
tranquil sand
you can be super niche and still make shitloads
Even that is like top 0.01% bro
mint quest
echo obsidian
new pivot
mint quest
damn L bro
tranquil sand
It's also probably not worth it to enter this line of work in general
undone mirage
Even that is like top 0.01% bro
it's only top 0.01 percent cause that statistic is kinda misleading
tranquil sand
Being commercially valuable because of your appearance may inadvertently tie your sense of self worth to your attractiveness or lead to other issues
I mean I guess if you're the top like 100 creators making millions a month then go you
mint quest
sometimes i think if i could make money off my face online then i would be too scared to let myself go which could be a good thing
tranquil sand
So actually this industry is less cutthroat than streaming lmao
undone mirage
i got muted for saying the of word
tranquil sand
sometimes i think if i could make money off my face online then i would be too s...
It's a double edged sword
undone mirage
😠
tranquil sand
I know some models own it proudly and that helps
tranquil sand
I gained 10 pounds last 4 months what do I do to get it down
daring bane
yo i'm trynna gain 20 in this summer bru
tranquil sand
I'm still a healthy weight I just don't want to get any bigger
wheat chasm
Folk
tranquil sand
Good luck
dark bane
olk
undone mirage
Even that is like top 0.01% bro
it's not top 0.01 percent of all of girls who actively pursue of but rather .01 percent of all girls who ever tried of even those who tried it as a one off thing
wheat chasm
Mfs said 7
tranquil sand
it's not top 0.01 percent of all of girls who actively pursue of but rather .01 ...
Ehh fair but I did pull that number out of my ass
I don't know the actual percentiles
undone mirage
if we took the number based on all the girls who actively pursue of as a career
i'm sure that number would be like
way larger
mint quest
I'm still a healthy weight I just don't want to get any bigger
deadass just swap rice out for potatoes and hit the gym and try to get like .8g x ur body weight of protein
undone mirage
also healthy weight is easy
just eat filling foods that have little calories i forgot the stat name of this
but yea potatoes ^
or work out
or btoh
being attractive is attainable
as you don't even have to show your face
therefore you just have to get a good body
proud mauve
its too late for me
Is it too late for me to get quant 🥀
undone mirage
aka going to the gym
undone mirage
Is it too late for me to get quant 🥀
its never too late for you
uneven garden
Did anyone receive offer from Optiver
proud mauve
u got like a whole year on me brochacho
But I've been larping as a junior when I was applying brochacho
tranquil sand
That's what everyone does bruh
vivid stirrup
Yo when yall take a hard class that has a textbook with optional reading do yall read the textbook or nah
upper sluice
Yo when yall take a hard class that has a textbook with optional reading do yall...
depends
dark bane
opal needle
Yo when yall take a hard class that has a textbook with optional reading do yall...
no throw that shit to notebookLM, claude, chatgpt 5-10 mins forget
vivid stirrup
no throw that shit to notebookLM, claude, chatgpt 5-10 mins forget
I feel like passively learning something is way less effective than actively learning though like doing textbook practice problems or thinking through shit yourself
opal needle
no i agree
notebookLM breaks it down for u in a concept map
and then u go topic by topic
also reading the textbook is passive learning
vivid stirrup
also reading the textbook is passive learning
But when I read I can stop and think through concepts myself and do practice problems where during a lecture I can’t like tell the professor to stop 😭
Idk I’m just trying to figure out how to learn hard things as efficiently as possible
opal needle
Idk I’m just trying to figure out how to learn hard things as efficiently as pos...
repetition
barren maple
Idk I’m just trying to figure out how to learn hard things as efficiently as pos...
struggle party
vivid stirrup
Wouldn’t it be easier to just cut out passive as much as possible though to save time
lilac thicket
needs mushrooms in it
green elk
Yo when yall take a hard class that has a textbook with optional reading do yall...
Just throw all course mats in a Claude project
dark bane
needs mushrooms in it
lilac thicket
aww juda 🥰 cutie
vivid stirrup
Just throw all course mats in a Claude project
Lowkey maybe I could just have Claude make a guide or something
green elk
Claudomation is the way
green elk
Lowkey maybe I could just have Claude make a guide or something
It works best if you can collect all the previous exams and then use that as context to generate practice questions
vivid stirrup
I know what you’re saying
Like passive learning builds intuition
Hmmm
Yeah ur right
green elk
What’s up Ben
green elk
tranquil sand
Dang
opal needle
ai 🥀
opal needle
$9 for everything btw
how tf
tranquil sand
Well without the forbidden tech I have to live with a $10 chipotle bowl
Which is still really good
opal needle
slop bowl
tranquil sand
Slop bowl this slop bowl that who gaf
Chipotle is still a banger fucking deal compared to $15-$20 anywhere else that isn't McDonald's or Taco Bell
opal needle
i get panda for like 12
proud mauve
Is this the most orz company
narrow sierra
all the goyim lined up for their daily rations of sugar filled slop
green elk
heytea at databricks 😍
opal needle
databricks
green elk
Ts genuinely acquires the abgs
opal needle
boba is expensive sawg
green elk
Molly tea at zon
scenic oyster
heytea at databricks 😍
we all running ts
if u were here for the summer we would have run the tptea heytea chicha sanchecn combo everyday
green elk
😭
scenic oyster
more boba shops than grocery stores btw
echo obsidian
This might be the best company of all time
green elk
Where’s my free boba orientation
scenic oyster
Where’s my free boba orientation
only for abg companies
scenic oyster
might be method
think about it
theres definitely some people who would take like 40 dollars an hour if they got free boba every week
over 50
green elk
Imagine free boba, chip, panda
green elk
Yea
scenic oyster
yuh
scenic oyster
or u sign up and they give u no task
opal needle
facts
balmy bolt
i wish i could make $90 a week
balmy bolt
me when 500k salary employees consider 8 dollar drinks a good benefit
50 claude max subs not paying for themselves twinjamin
green elk
me when 500k salary employees consider 8 dollar drinks a good benefit
Me when I take 20% tc cut for slop stipend
coral cedar
#1 employee perk
scenic oyster
me when 500k salary employees consider 8 dollar drinks a good benefit
hey those drinks are 10 dollars now
bobaflation
undone mirage
Me when I take 20% tc cut for slop stipend
is that fr what they do
scenic oyster
true true
green elk
is that fr what they do
No I’m joking lol
copper wagon
hi
scenic oyster
how much % tc would u sacrifice for daily free slop bowl lunch dinner and breakfast
real question
undone mirage
5 percent
scenic oyster
bruh
undone mirage
brothers eating breakfast lunch dinner from ubereats
balmy bolt
aura
green elk
brothers eating breakfast lunch dinner from ubereats
Yes
green elk
With tip and tax and fees it’s prob like 15-20 per meal at minimum
scenic oyster
oh
green elk
Maybe like 10-15 depending what you’re eating
But like
More than half of what you’re paying is tip tax fees
And app markups
But if you’re making 100+/hr then some ppl would deem it worth the opportunity cost vs cooking or meal prep
scenic oyster
hmm idk abt 100 an hr
green elk
You think more?
green elk
Well it depends on how valuable your time is
narrow sierra
like 150 bucks
ur droppping $50 per UE order?
scenic oyster
ur droppping $50 per UE order?
ive never had uber ears brotato dont flame me
narrow sierra
ive never had uber ears brotato dont flame me
idk how it is in the bay everything there is expensive but
tulip spruce
ive never had uber ears brotato dont flame me
Dd?
opal needle
hack is to work at a place like google
narrow sierra
or nvidia
green elk
nah ive never used delivery apps
Do you ever order food
opal needle
ordering food is so unhealthy dawg
green elk
hack is to work at a place like google
Food courts?
opal needle
ye
scenic oyster
Do you ever order food
yeah but i eat there
green elk
Does zon have food courts
scenic oyster
or just pick it up myself
opal needle
make vegetables at home and bring home free meat
green elk
Or which other faangs
opal needle
thats ur meal right there
green elk
Have food courts
tulip spruce
Does zon have food courts
🍌
opal needle
zon only has bananas lol
green elk
I feel like msft would have
tulip spruce
Jassy said food makes employees sleepy so they can’t increase shareholder value. Banana gives them
Energy
scenic oyster
monkey eat banana monkey never cramp
green elk
@scenic oyster your team sounds cool tho, especially given the jd basically described a full stack dev role
Which it doesn’t sound like you’ll be doing at all
scenic oyster
hopefully i just dont wanna do frontend
green elk
Yeah
scenic oyster
anything other than frontend i would be ok
green elk
Do you know if the other people are on hai teams or are they doing full stack?
scenic oyster
Do you know if the other people are on hai teams or are they doing full stack?
idk im asking around
green elk
@scenic oyster wait out of curiosity what are your manager initials
scenic oyster
idk
green elk
It says on your offer letter
scenic oyster
did u have the same one
green elk
I was wondering if they maybe moved people around after ppl reneged
green elk
wait where do u see
Under section 1. Position
scenic oyster
wait theres no way i report to this guy tho
green elk
Wdym
undone mirage
where are u guys going this summer
opal needle
dm
coral cedar
home
scenic oyster
where are u guys going this summer
north korea
mint quest
I wish I was a minor 😭😭
Then I could have +4 years to recruit
I can get so many zon OAs
scenic oyster
method got patched sonion
scenic oyster
in math this time
what if im already math
undone mirage
then get one in cs
mint quest
No
undone mirage
tesla
undone mirage
never got a tesla anything
opal needle
tesla proc impossible
frigid solstice
this is true
hello
good
currently playing 2k and fortnite for 10 hours a day
balmy trellis
opal needle
tel aviv impressed
undone mirage
fortnite s1 pros is probably average skill level now
scenic oyster
below average
balmy trellis
fortnite s1 pros is probably average skill level now
Below
scenic oyster
ninja would get clipped 40 times by a 9 year old
opal needle
💀
scenic oyster
triple 90s in the big 26
narrow sierra
life was good back then
did not have to worry abt getting employed
could just goon & play fortnite all day
balmy trellis
could just goon & play fortnite all day
I thought we are still doing that
opal needle
bro facts
i was a little boy
any of yall played brawl stars in 2017
pre mortis dribble nerf
proud mauve
Ts genuinely acquires the abgs
Does DB have more abgs than Zon
opal needle
i was top 500 in the us w mortis in brawl ball
frigid solstice
@undone mirage can you make a ranking of companies by abg density
proud mauve
^
warm surge
edgy fractal
i was top 500 in the us w mortis in brawl ball
top 500 back then was light
night stag
i was top 500 in the us w mortis in brawl ball
i was a top 40 mr p
opal needle
top 500 back then was light
true
green elk
Does DB have more abgs than Zon
Zon has more cuz of sheer size but db prob has more abgs per swe
opal needle
fs
proud mauve
Zon has more cuz of sheer size but db prob has more abgs per swe
It's sad that db is too selective I can't get hired 😔
dark bane
meta and pinterest
undone mirage
<@573322453074444302> can you make a ranking of companies by abg density
give me the dataset i'd pick from
frigid solstice
give me the dataset i'd pick from
isnt this ur job
undone mirage
no 😂
someone make a linkedin scraper then an model that classifies their name / pfp into types
frigid solstice
figure it tf out bud
undone mirage
and boom you have a dataset
wide sorrel
meta and pinterest
meta??
undone mirage
they're everywhere bro
😭
term has lost its meaning
these days any asian girl is an abg
not one abg or wtv
green elk
No
green elk
meta and pinterest
He knows ball
dark bane
He knows ball
ye
green elk
It's sad that db is too selective I can't get hired 😔
Why not
undone mirage
cause they only take the godo colleges
undone mirage
checks out
night stag
is software engineer intern or forward deployed engineer intern better for res
undone mirage
is software engineer intern or forward deployed engineer intern better for res
swe intern
green elk
Not Katie Chen 😭😭😂
undone mirage
fde is just consulting
how can we integrate our software into theirs type shit
i wish i knew
lists tradeoffs
idle flame
green elk
She hasn’t accepted by LinkedIn req
green elk
genuinely curious what the point of doing this is
She’s a meme
undone mirage
💔
green elk
Yeah it’s rage bait
undone mirage
bro wants to be her new cofounder
green elk
Ex cluely beauty pageant queen
undone mirage
i foudn hte abg / abb event
green elk
I’m such a chud man I’ll never have prev cluely
storm pelican
i foudn hte abg / abb event
the two white men are killing me
green elk
Katie Chen larps abg
undone mirage
the two white men are killing me
they showed up for the huzz
idle flame
ts pissing me off bad, i gotta block her
undone mirage
buddys getting ragebaited fr
idle flame
LMFAOOO
undone mirage
insert oxford study type shit
green elk
Red shirt on far right tried the Oxford study method
balmy bolt
katie chen agencymogs all of us btw
balmy bolt
high agency
green elk
Bro she mogs us via prev cluely
balmy bolt
fr
undone mirage
i wonder what happened to that prev
dark bane
high agency
the only mog that matters is chipotle mogging
grim wave
i foudn hte abg / abb event
Yikes
balmy bolt
the only mog that matters is chipotle mogging
i haven't been to chipotle in so long...
balmy bolt
not since they took away al pastor
grim wave
honey chicken is fire
storm pelican
katie chen agencymogs all of us btw
idk whats her goal
balmy bolt
i like al pastor because it sticks together when they scoop it so its harder to skimp me
high phoenix
i foudn hte abg / abb event
is this just a random set of UC Berkeley students?
undone mirage
how cna she make money ragebaiting
storm pelican
rip. the ratios are terrible
balmy bolt
how cna she make money ragebaiting
engagement is engagement
storm pelican
all this engagement but barely crossing 1k 🥀
balmy bolt
i think he overestimated his personal clout compared to cluely
green elk
didn’t he fall off since he was with cluely
green elk
no I mean wasn’t he a growth intern
balmy bolt
no I mean wasn’t he a growth intern
he was cmo? i think
balmy bolt
remy
neat hemlock
i foudn hte abg / abb event
of course the white guys pulled up 😹
cold junco
W delete
neat hemlock
W delete
tung tung tung tung
sahur
3 tung's before the sahur. no more, no less.
balmy bolt
i never understood that dynamic bro
colorism in asian cultures is pretty prevalent
undone mirage
i never understood that dynamic bro
Something about traditional Asians idolizing white people
Something about being colonized something something
austere path
colorism in asian cultures is pretty prevalent
ah makes sense
balmy bolt
Something about being colonized something something
i feel like this is overblown, parasols and colorism have been around way before
austere path
i never understood asian ppl hating black ppl tho
balmy bolt
not working in the sun = symbol of status
balmy bolt
i never understood asian ppl hating black ppl tho
media representation
austere path
like most of them never even interacted with black ppl💀
austere path
media representation
💀
balmy bolt
complete opposite of asian cultural values
austere path
all goes back to this
scenic oyster
is it good practice to make a new github for every job
or can i just use personal to farm commits
undone mirage
like most of them never even interacted with black ppl💀
Mix of colorism and stereotypes
mint quest
is it good practice to make a new github for every job
normally companies want you to make one thru their own work emails
but if ure at some place that doesnt do that
its chill
i was at a startup last summer
this was mine for 2025
yea i got overworked
scenic oyster
but if ure at some place that doesnt do that
mine says we reccomend making an account but u can use personal
mint quest
oh yea then farm
scenic oyster
so i think i wanna farm commits
barren maple
like most of them never even interacted with black ppl💀
stereotypes of high crime and not taking school seriously
scenic oyster
and my personal github is professional anyways i just have my name
green elk
Bro locked in in the 2nd half
green elk
i got yelled at half way for not doing enough work
Working weekends too I see
proud mauve
They genuinely depend on the interns work
Then why no start up wanna hire me 🥀
I'll work even if they pay me 15/hr
green elk
balmy bolt
try ascending harder
scenic oyster
i was at a startup last summer
was ts unpaid
green elk
is it good practice to make a new github for every job
Oh shi I haven’t heard of this
Does zon make you do this?
scenic oyster
no idea i guess u will find out
mint quest
was ts unpaid
no i got paid pretty good
bro id crash out
it was in person on the weekdays
imagine not being paid in sf
💀
mint quest
rent was 2k/monthly
couldve gotten something cheaper but had to get something closer to the office for faster commute
undone mirage
yall ever had a jury summon during your internship date
green elk
that would be awful
i told my sister im interning at zon and she asked me if it was paid
bro thinks im working warehouse or sm 🥀
mint quest
yall ever had a jury summon during your internship date
naw
that might actually be an original experience
scenic oyster
i told my sister im interning at zon and she asked me if it was paid
LMAO
green elk
should i larp to my family that im working like packaging or sm at zon warehouse
for fun
scenic oyster
delivery driver intern
green elk
mcdonalds crew member intern
scenic oyster
facts
green elk
and they were too lazy to make a web client so they just force you to download the app
balmy bolt
they need minimum 20 interns with claude max sub
night stag
this dead ahh me with panda
green elk
theres was a bug on their app a few years ago you could reroute someones delivery order to any address
because the api post endpoint was unrestricted or sm lmfao
green elk
mcdonalds swe website intern
frank zealot
if you have summer 26 zon intern and you get an RO but graduate dec 2027, would you return as an intern or ft employee?
green elk
bro became the growth intern for a day
mellow saffron
if you have summer 26 zon intern and you get an RO but graduate dec 2027, would ...
intern
green elk
no not necessarily
frank zealot
bro fuckkkk
green elk
depends on your ro terms
frank zealot
imma just rush my grad then lol
mellow saffron
not sure if u can push the start date further than august
frank zealot
depends on your ro terms
when would you see the terms
green elk
not sure if u can push the start date further than august
12-18 months you can pick start date
frank zealot
pls 🙏
frank zealot
apparently my team has zero sde4s so hopefully i have no other interns on the team
then atp i will just have to meet expectations at minimum
frank zealot
oh yeah bar raiser right
green elk
if you like recruiting and have zon then i wouldnt stress too much over ro
just get smth better next year
frank zealot
yeah that's what im trying to leverage my dec 2027 grad date for
green elk
imo
frank zealot
but at the same time i still really want ro for my own sanity/insurance
green elk
yeah i get it
green elk
yeah that's what im trying to leverage my dec 2027 grad date for
did you intentionally push this back or just happened naturally
echo obsidian
why dont u just lie
and try to larp
summer 2027 grad
then try to push it back lol
green elk
why dont u just lie
bc presumably he still has to take in person classes
frank zealot
did you intentionally push this back or just happened naturally
kinda both, i have a internship at a small fintech this fall too
i could still grad in june 2027 but it'll be annoying
balmy bolt
kinda both, i have a internship at a small fintech this fall too
fade fall
green elk
kinda both, i have a internship at a small fintech this fall too
if the fintech is <zon then its not worth it
frank zealot
yeah it is but i feel like having more is good for resume value
yeah that's my thoughts
terrified of doing new grad recruiting rn doing everything in my power to increase odds of ANY ro
balmy bolt
yeah it is but i feel like having more is good for resume value
not really unless its at least comparable
whats the fintech
frank zealot
then try to push it back lol
bc then zon will be angry and rescind
green elk
terrified of doing new grad recruiting rn doing everything in my power to increa...
are you in any pipelines rn
frank zealot
whats the fintech
its so obscure that naming it might doxx me
echo obsidian
bc then zon will be angry and rescind
larp is life
frank zealot
ill just say its a japanese firm
green elk
bc then zon will be angry and rescind
balmy bolt
its so obscure that naming it might doxx me
better than c1?
frank zealot
are you in any pipelines rn
idts?
frank zealot
better than c1?
nah ppl at least heard of c1 😭
balmy bolt
fade
frank zealot
hmm ill think abt it then
green elk
bros gonna take a fall after zon at a mickey fintech
frank zealot
could just do part time classes fall and then have an easier time applying for summer 27
mellow saffron
if u don’t do the fall won’t u finish in june?
frank zealot
bros gonna take a fall after zon at a mickey fintech
all for the RO yo
frank zealot
if u don’t do the fall won’t u finish in june?
i will but i can just force delay grad
green elk
all for the RO yo
if you want the ro dont you want may 2027 grad
mellow saffron
i will but i can just force delay grad
why do u wanna force delay if u want ro
green elk
could just do part time classes fall and then have an easier time applying for s...
fade senior year classes
mellow saffron
no date issues if u just finish in time
frank zealot
if you want the ro dont you want may 2027 grad
okay so i want zon RO for peace of mind, but at the same time i want to aim higher than zon as well
narrow sierra
okay so i want zon RO for peace of mind, but at the same time i want to aim high...
then recruit NG
frank zealot
fade senior year classes
for fall sem yeah
narrow sierra
and just have ur zon as backup
proud mauve
How selective are start up usually
frank zealot
companies aren't doing too much spring tho
balmy bolt
https://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,mn/auction/view?auc=4005329 should i buy this
proud mauve
I found it so hard to get a job from them
frank zealot
then recruit NG
shits gonna be so much tougher than internships tho that's why im even considering delaying to december
echo obsidian
why is it 1k
proud mauve
Despite other ppl saying start up just hire everyone
green elk
shits gonna be so much tougher than internships tho that's why im even consideri...
depends on your current zon tbh
balmy bolt
for a chromebook
its like 9 crates of chromebooks
mighty pike
@balmy bolt did u see any cool positions open for 2027 winter and summer
frank zealot
depends on your current zon tbh
it's not aws 💔
narrow sierra
shits gonna be so much tougher than internships tho that's why im even consideri...
u got zon u'll be fine 🙏
frank zealot
it's an ml team in an org
balmy bolt
<@1147939817523531906> did u see any cool positions open for 2027 winter and sum...
bro like nothing's open for 27
frank zealot
that i don't wanna say bc it might also doxx me
echo obsidian
its like 9 crates of chromebooks
Shipping
Buyer must pickup item(s)```some quant stuff ig
echo obsidian
😭
undone mirage
bro like nothing's open for 27
sf is open
echo obsidian
bro needs a truck
balmy bolt
sf is open
why would rocky want salesforce
mighty pike
bro like nothing's open for 27
Aw 
narrow sierra
Salesforce t1 company
mighty pike
My friends want me to try quant
echo obsidian
what the fuck does one do with 400 chromebooks though
green elk
@frank zealot imo: if you dont get zon ro, recruit for intern and push grad date to dec 2027. either way fade the fall fintech cuz it serves you no benefit. it would be a downgrade post zon which is bad signal on res
undone mirage
My friends want me to try quant
try it
echo obsidian
can u flip it for like $10 a chromebook?
undone mirage
go to an ai lab
narrow sierra
<@1338259573529641021> imo: if you dont get zon ro, recruit for intern and push ...
he doesn't have to put on res and if he's delaying might as well do the fintech for free $$$
balmy bolt
rocky is there literally any company better than where ur at rn
mighty pike
go to an ai lab
I cant do ai
green elk
he doesn't have to put on res and if he's delaying might as well do the fintech ...
hes prob getting paid 🥜
balmy bolt
for ur stuff
mighty pike
undone mirage
I cant do ai
y
balmy bolt
are u even rerecruiting
frank zealot
<@1338259573529641021> imo: if you dont get zon ro, recruit for intern and push ...
hmm i haven't heard abt this being bad signal before lol but ill consider that
scenic oyster
https://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,mn/auction/view?auc=4005329 should i buy t...
bro we used these exact chromebooks wtf
green elk
hmm i haven't heard abt this being bad signal before lol but ill consider that
it is. prevs act like a max() function. more != better
frank zealot
hes prob getting paid 🥜
what is peanuts to you 🥹
green elk
what is peanuts to you 🥹
<$50/hr
narrow sierra
what is peanuts to you 🥹
the real question is what is peanuts to you bro
undone mirage
nvidia or smth
mighty pike
y
Because I don't have enough knowledge in that field and I don't want to write python
mighty pike
Id do inference tho
frank zealot
the real question is what is peanuts to you bro
min wage lol
narrow sierra
would the fintech be worth it strictly for the money? It's not really adding any res value tbh
mighty pike
But i need to learn more about it
frank zealot
$40 an hour i think?
green elk
bruh ibm would be in this category 😭
yes, and ibm is like 0.25 zons
narrow sierra
jst work on AI infra and u don't have to write py
balmy bolt
ai infra... so orz
frank zealot
would the fintech be worth it strictly for the money? It's not really adding any...
ehh not really i was originally planning it for RO and a little bit of resume value
green elk
the opportunity cost is literally 6 months of zon ft pay..
narrow sierra
ehh not really i was originally planning it for RO and a little bit of resume va...
u said it's no name fintech
frank zealot
yes, and ibm is like 0.25 zons
crazy unit of measurement
green elk
crazy unit of measurement
its the si unit of prestige here
narrow sierra
that adds 0 res value
mighty pike
jst work on AI infra and u don't have to write py
What do u do as ai infra guy
scenic oyster
depends on the role i think
green elk
fintech prolly like 0.02 zons
as a function of prev zon its actually negative
like it would harm your res
balmy bolt
yeah
mighty pike
Like a Devops but for ML?
frank zealot
u said it's no name fintech
ye but i thought it'd be cool to have idk 😭
green elk
ye but i thought it'd be cool to have idk 😭
no, all that matters is name
civic cliff
as a function of prev zon its actually negative
You think it’s bad doing no name after big tech?
green elk
You think it’s bad doing no name after big tech?
no, you should do faang+ -> mickey no name for best outcomes
narrow sierra
ye but i thought it'd be cool to have idk 😭
I mean if u think it's good go for it
ur not really losing much if ur gonna delay anyways
scenic oyster
Like a Devops but for ML?
some people do devops for ml but u can also do like model inference or cuda
frank zealot
I mean if u think it's good go for it
well previously i did
mighty pike
Oh i think that's more like platform engineer
frank zealot
but yeah imma think this through deeper
civic cliff
no, you should do faang+ -> mickey no name for best outcomes
What about faang -> something like Shopify off-season?
mighty pike
But yeh i think I can do that just needa dive deeper into that
frank zealot
worst case scenario i have a lighter fall sched no matter what so i can recruit easier
civic cliff
Is this considered a downgrade resume wise?
green elk
@frank zealot what do you want at the top of your res when youre recruiting next summer? zon, or a no name fintech?
civic cliff
<@1338259573529641021> what do you want at the top of your res when youre recrui...
Good reasoning
frank zealot
<@1338259573529641021> what do you want at the top of your res when youre recrui...
hmm yeah ig that's valid thinking
scenic oyster
\
green elk
What about faang -> something like Shopify off-season?
shopify =~ faang wouldnt rlly add much
narrow sierra
But yeh i think I can do that just needa dive deeper into that
what do u do rn
opal needle
shopify ai infra
mighty pike
Robotics
narrow sierra
ah
opal needle
or faang crud
frank zealot
im not gonna say bc it'll doxx me lol
narrow sierra
I mean bro realistically ur japanese fintech shit is really not adding much value 😭
who tf knows Japanese fintech companies
frank zealot
I mean bro realistically ur japanese fintech shit is really not adding much valu...
i was just thinking about adding more internships 😭
narrow sierra
more is not always better
frank zealot
idek i hate recruiting bru
narrow sierra
once u get to a certain point quality >>
civic cliff
Yousef got so much ball knowledge
narrow sierra
u can always do it and just not include on res if u think it'll be bad signal
civic cliff
narrow sierra
Yousef got so much ball knowledge
I mean it's common sense
I literally have 0 prospects I'm washed
civic cliff
I literally have 0 prospects I'm washed
Did you secure summer internship?
narrow sierra
Did you secure summer internship?
yeah but it's buns
frank zealot
cuz they got abgs
narrow sierra
cuz they got abgs
😭 😭
civic cliff
yeah but it's buns
It’s ok you’re in Canada they don’t look at prevs
green elk
cuz they got abgs
cooked
civic cliff
my school is buns my prevs r buns
My school AND prevs are worst than yours bro 😭
narrow sierra
My school AND prevs are worst than yours bro 😭
buddy
this is factually incorrect
ur incoming mogs my entire life
scenic oyster
my school and prevs are worse than both of u guys
narrow sierra
my school and prevs are worse than both of u guys
berkely student
scenic oyster
berkely student
im not uc berkeley im berklee school of music
mint quest
green elk
so youre saying ro will be harder?
mint quest
why talk abt bags when you haven’t even debloated yet
Where is that 12% body fat king
echo obsidian
js run the jpmc tech
frank zealot
so youre saying ro will be harder?
nahh they'd be ft im saying imma be recruiting myself 😝
green elk
nahh they'd be ft im saying imma be recruiting myself 😝
OHH
green elk
nahh they'd be ft im saying imma be recruiting myself 😝
what loc
seattle?
these ppl are on your team?
frank zealot
socal and no they’d just be in the building
green elk
woah socal zon rare pull
frank zealot
woah socal zon rare pull
yeah i hoped i was gonna get seattle idk why they put me here 😭
narrow sierra
someone got oai at my school anything is possible
frank zealot
traffic gonna be crazy tho 😭
echo obsidian
bros irvine
civic cliff
someone got oai at my school anything is possible
Bro single handedly put your school on the map
narrow sierra
so like on the global stage I'm super fried
balmy bolt
gg
frank zealot
bros irvine
santa monica
balmy bolt
u never realize how many schools there are
frank zealot
yeah imma die in traffic
narrow sierra
pack it up
oh noo
frank zealot
https://tenor.com/3k2w.gif
christmas ahh
echo obsidian
u neva been on the 405 freeway
balmy bolt
how are ppl who are going to like t2000 schools with no internships getting jobs
narrow sierra
I've never been to cali ngl
balmy bolt
do u guys know
green elk
theyre not
narrow sierra
how are ppl who are going to like t2000 schools with no internships getting jobs
I'll lyk when I get a job
🙏
nah I got some prevs tho
frank zealot
https://tenor.com/3k2w.gif
imma need a car w adaptive cruise control and then just stroke my shit for an hour
narrow sierra
but no names
echo obsidian
imma need a car w adaptive cruise control and then just stroke my shit for an ho...
is ur place for the summer that far out
frank zealot
it’s commutable but imma hate it
civic cliff
how are ppl who are going to like t2000 schools with no internships getting jobs
Local companies
green elk
how are ppl who are going to like t2000 schools with no internships getting jobs
if you think about it and consider all cs majors only like <10-15% are actually at target schools and of those only half are gmi
civic cliff
True sorry I forgot
balmy bolt
Local companies
but like local companies don't have that much hc
and swe is a global business
narrow sierra
f500 r not that picky abt school
local companies hire direct from ngmi schools as well
narrow sierra
u could also get lucky
frank zealot
Local companies
ppl recommended i apply to small companies so i did that all fall 25 with exception of like ibm and zon and literally only offer that whole cycle was from that fintech and zon 😭
echo obsidian
wait is faang high signal for dating
depends which
balmy bolt
ppl recommended i apply to small companies so i did that all fall 25 with except...
right
opal needle
google?
balmy bolt
i've never gotten an offer from sub f500 company
narrow sierra
Google high signal
frank zealot
fucking scam i shouldve been applying to more big tech
narrow sierra
all the bitches know google
echo obsidian
prolly
echo obsidian
CS major is very low signal tho
mighty pike
wait is faang high signal for dating
No.
frank zealot
CS major is very low signal tho
this is true my gf thinks my major is lame
echo obsidian
doesnt matter if ur sub3
honest vale
wait is faang high signal for dating
Ye I got my gf bc she saw I was prev faang
mighty pike
balmy bolt
doesnt matter if ur sub3
fr
balmy bolt
it's so over
honest vale
Ok fine I'll put u onto my methods
opal needle
ty bro
scenic oyster
i've never gotten an offer from sub f500 company
orz...
scenic oyster
how to be like raymond
opal needle
raymond orz bro
honest vale
btw if anyone else wants to get put on if you put a faang company on ditto ai all the girls will cream for u
narrow sierra
all the se people talkin about high signal where its over if ur birth gapped
gap can be closed through hardmaxxing
balmy bolt
im unemployed + extending grad to 2030 btw
green elk
actually pin, spotify, tiktok, meta have the most aura
narrow sierra
im unemployed + extending grad to 2030 btw
genuinely my future
frank zealot
btw if anyone else wants to get put on if you put a faang company on ditto ai al...
are you fr 😭
echo obsidian
lethal combo
scenic oyster
im unemployed + extending grad to 2030 btw
thats better than me im paying for my internship and extending grad to 2039
mighty pike
i've never gotten an offer from sub f500 company
In fact I've never work at a f500 company lol
honest vale
are you fr 😭
Yeye its the method
narrow sierra
extending to 2030 + doing OMSCS
opal needle
meta is high signal
green elk
like i said
mighty pike
btw if anyone else wants to get put on if you put a faang company on ditto ai al...
Bro that doesn't work for me😭
green elk
pin, spotify, tiktok, meta
narrow sierra
yeah they bitches fw pinterest
green elk
are best signal
narrow sierra
meta??
mighty pike
I have 2 matches
balmy bolt
btw if anyone else wants to get put on if you put a faang company on ditto ai al...
lmfaooo is ts tuff
scenic oyster
instead of putting meta just put insta
balmy bolt
I have 2 matches<:PepeHands:748767514716274789>
orz
narrow sierra
meta is for the bitches back home that use facebook
green elk
yeah just larp insta
balmy bolt
Its over bro
rocky lets run a 2 man
green elk
just tell her youre working at insta
scenic oyster
is whatsapp uncle rizz
narrow sierra
is whatsapp uncle rizz
whatsapp is aura if ur Indian
mighty pike
Lmao
balmy bolt
wechat >>> whatsapp
civic cliff
WhatsApp is aura cause they got like 7 employees
opal needle
You’re inc Google?
nah
scenic oyster
has a cscd 2 man ever happened
yes
opal needle
maybe
scenic oyster
me and u rn
echo obsidian
im cuffed bro no 2 mans
mighty pike
You have big eyes small face, I like. What's your wechat
opal needle
bro google is highest signal among the chinese parents
opal needle
Why is bro lying 😭
shhh
mighty pike
@opal needle linkedin trade?
balmy bolt
nah its over for me
mighty pike
😶
echo obsidian
bro google is highest signal among the chinese parents
doctor gapped
balmy bolt
i need to get on ts
opal needle
1 point 3 acres is best for alpha
opal needle
<@624410261281046578> linkedin trade?
dm
civic cliff
bro google is highest signal among the chinese parents
You’re gonna get mogged by a Pinterest ML engineer chad
narrow sierra
we're fried
opal needle
You’re gonna get mogged by a Pinterest ML engineer chad
untrue lmfao
narrow sierra
my brothers in med school I'm perma mogged in my parents eyes
frank zealot
if the hiring manager in a big tech company is your cousin can you basically no diff the interview or does it only guarantee an interview
civic cliff
if the hiring manager in a big tech company is your cousin can you basically no ...
I think it depends if you apply for a specific or general role
opal needle
my brothers in med school I'm perma mogged in my parents eyes
med school lowk isnt mog
if u promote fast enough, by the tiem they come out of med school
balmy bolt
yes
opal needle
u will be making similar salary
narrow sierra
my cousins r perma cooked in the homeland so I mog by default
echo obsidian
if u promote fast enough, by the tiem they come out of med school
doesnt matter bro doctor is more aura
opal needle
doesnt matter bro doctor is more aura
idts
narrow sierra
u will be making similar salary
most swes r not making like 500k
civic cliff
med school lowk isnt mog
Med school is mog cause you’re actually useless for society
opal needle
engineer is also like a good profession?
narrow sierra
we're fake eng though
balmy bolt
med school is ngmi u can't smoke weed as a doctor
civic cliff
engineer is also like a good profession?
Meh depends what you do lmao