#2027_summer

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opal needle
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so supposedly it can cover that

nimble oak
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orz...

vivid stirrup
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Wait hold on is that bad math

opal needle
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are u deadass

vivid stirrup
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Yeah 96b

opal needle
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wtf

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goat

nimble oak
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@vivid stirrup also, i just dont think civil unrest is a serious problem because historically real revolutions require an organized counter elite trying to displace the current elite, otherwise it's just sporadic violence that does nothing

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i think the government can very very easily prevent the formation/organization of any such counter elite

opal needle
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how do u know a counter elite wouldnt form tho

balmy bolt
opal needle
nimble oak
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than ever in history

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imagine if king george had airplanes, palantir, control of social media, etc

opal needle
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palantir 😭

balmy bolt
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imagine if king george had nukes

green elk
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i mean just look at china

nimble oak
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but china is way way way too incompetent to do that

vivid stirrup
scenic oyster
opal needle
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voting 😂

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dawg

nimble oak
balmy bolt
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genuinely why even live in the us if ur not gonna be working

scenic oyster
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i think ts method

balmy bolt
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go to vietnam

proud mauve
vivid stirrup
# opal needle voting 😂

Politicians every day do and say whatever they can to make sure the people who vote for the still like them

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It’s literally all they do

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( and their donors still like them)

opal needle
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its just abstracted lol

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u think u have a say

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u dont

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deep state

vivid stirrup
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Untrue

scenic oyster
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its ok guys im going to work in swe for 10 years and once agi comes im moving to rural kyrgyzstan and becoming sheep herder

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who wanna join

vivid stirrup
opal needle
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lowk down

vivid stirrup
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Genuinely

opal needle
balmy bolt
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yall gon have to get ts from me

vivid stirrup
scenic oyster
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frick

opal needle
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ok but

vivid stirrup
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Because the people were the ones voting for him

nimble oak
vivid stirrup
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Therefore the people have the power

nimble oak
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maybe the move is just to move to an irrelevant country no one cares about

opal needle
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they dont

nimble oak
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and just enjoy life

opal needle
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cuz all they do is vote

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but the person that got voted on for

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still does what they want

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nothing changed

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isnt his approval rating abysmal

green elk
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what politicians say != what they do

opal needle
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what use is voting for someone that doesnt do what u want

scenic oyster
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bro good luck convincing cscd mfs they dont need to drive porsches and doordash every meal

opal needle
balmy bolt
opal needle
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just use klarna to finance ur porsche bro

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lock in!

scenic oyster
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like im never going to diss someone for traveling

green elk
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i think traveling is much less utility than a porsche or sm

nimble oak
vivid stirrup
# opal needle what use is voting for someone that doesnt do what u want

But in our hypothetical world, 96 million people will be out of jobs and having trouble feeding their kids. if the politicians don’t actually take action in this world, it’s very likely they won’t get reelected, therefore they’re forced to make change if they want to stay in power

nimble oak
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especially cuz how cooked things are going to be

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by the time we're 60 money might be basically worthless and we'll be doomed to the permanent underclass

vivid stirrup
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Also it’s naive to say politicians never do anything the people want

nimble oak
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might as well just spend when you can enjoy it

opal needle
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i didnt say that

vivid stirrup
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The government gets things done if something really needs to get done

opal needle
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yeah

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obviously

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im saying

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besides the baseline

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dont expect too much more

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and it shows

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it shows

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why are complaints at all time high

vivid stirrup
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Ok but in our hypothetical 96 million Americans out of jobs is anarchy level

opal needle
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bro thinks politicians gaf

vivid stirrup
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Because everyones lives are pretty good

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We have pornhub

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And unlimited food

opal needle
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🥀

green elk
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might as well just spend it while things are still relatively alright

vivid stirrup
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What

green elk
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walmart + mcdonalds

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yea walmart capitalized this

scenic oyster
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i ❤️ walmart supercenters

vivid stirrup
opal needle
green elk
vivid stirrup
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Damn it’s 1:30 bruh

opal needle
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u would too

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its called human nature

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would u rather listen to the 96 million americans' complaints

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or the billionaire that funded ur campaign

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u kinda have to listen to the latter

green elk
opal needle
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they literally helped u get to where u are

vivid stirrup
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That’s my point

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We live in a republic

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There’s no way around it

opal needle
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yes bro just give some bread and circus and forget

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?

vivid stirrup
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The people have to vote for you

opal needle
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its chill

green elk
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you SAY what the 96 million want to hear, but you DO what the billionaire that funded you wants

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if you can get the people to vote for you, then you satisfy your overlords

scenic oyster
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this is like after housing and stuff right

vivid stirrup
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Therefore they have to do something

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And bread and circus on 96 million Americans is just hyperinflation

green elk
vivid stirrup
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Wdym man

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Guys

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Alright we gotta sleep

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W talk

green elk
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like whats more important is whether the markets are doing good for example

vivid stirrup
green elk
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because they can just larp for the next election

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to get votes

vivid stirrup
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In normal times yes

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But if there’s 96 million people

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Out of jobs

green elk
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some new person will be propped up promising to fix things

opal needle
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bro spoonman ur forgetting the avg person doesnt care that much

green elk
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  • people are dumb
vivid stirrup
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But now you’re just arguing the government can’t solve any problems

opal needle
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the president cant fire all 96 million ppl their orders get passed down its like back propagation

green elk
opal needle
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the effect of it is so small once it reaches the avg person

vivid stirrup
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This is a complete disaster

opal needle
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im not saying that

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theres too many levels of abstractions here is what i mean

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not all of them will lose their jobs cuz of what the president says

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but thats not cuz of what the president says

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its just cuz theres too many in between levels

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hence they dont gaf

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u still live ur life the same no matter the president

green elk
opal needle
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this is true for what

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98% of the 96 million

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so ist chill

balmy bolt
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there has never been a time where an entire economy just didn’t need any people

robust jacinth
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Amazon has so many ppl renege they sent an automated survey for it 😭

night stag
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whats salesforce 2027 hc

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what prev is needed

scenic oyster
night stag
austere path
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why salesforce out so early

scenic oyster
night stag
scenic oyster
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Is salesforce enough resume val to graduate

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I applied but im may 2027 grad

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So i would have to delay

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I submitted larped resume

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Incoming yeah

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Probably close

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But i wanna do waterloo method and delay grad 7 years

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Oh yeah lol

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Im not eecs unfor

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I heard its research based no?

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The 5th year thinf

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U gotta be eecs tho or cs i think

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I think its worth it

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R u in a lab rn

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Yeah im math

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And ds

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Oh yeah if u have an advisor ur chilling

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Oh

mellow saffron
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donkey

scenic oyster
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I heard u lowk need to be doing school reasearch now

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For 5th year

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Like find a advisor to sign off on joining lab

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I see

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Theres a stats one im prob gonna apply to

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U can do ml focus

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Nah

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Nah

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Idc enough to grind it

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Nah we all doing vertical b2b ai saas

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Tru

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Bro is our canvas up yet

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I havent checked

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Im so doomed

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Yeah ive been grinding 189 only

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Yeah im taking 2 non cs

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No

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Last sem it wss

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They made it mathy again

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But changed curriculum

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So we do NN and transformers

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If u take 189 fall it will be micey

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Mickey

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If u take spring it will be normal

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Do fall

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Yeah fall 189 has pandas syntax on the exams lol

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I dont thibk i get seats in either

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Yuh

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Prob just do more math classes

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Last yr

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They gave me ds instead if cs

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Yeah its rip

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It was mickey my year i just think my essays were too ds focused

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Cuz like 96 percent ppl got into cdss

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I think so

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Nah

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This year it will probaly be lower

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But last year it was 90 percent

swift moat
scenic oyster
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I think im chilling cuz i took most of swe classes like 189 170 186 and 168

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Ik 162 is good

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But ig ill just self stjdy

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@lapis obsidian u can self study 162 right

swift moat
scenic oyster
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Idk i think its useful to know but the class is whack

magic siren
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looers 🥀

mellow saffron
scenic oyster
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Yeah i heard 162 proj r buns

scenic oyster
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I heard so too

vivid stirrup
scenic oyster
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I think as long as ur not a bot u should be ok

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But they make u explain ur code now

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Like proj design

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And they call u into meetings

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And ask u specifics

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If u cant answer ur cooked

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True

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But like 162 u shouldnt ai

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Cuz u only take it for learning

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Wait i feel like he would be good in 168

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168 is chopped this sem bc they suspended kao lmao

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Yeah but he likes the class

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It is

swift moat
swift moat
scenic oyster
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I didnt study for midterm

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I gotta lock in for finak bruh

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189 frying me

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The exams arent too bad

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But the hws are evil

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This sem is pretty hard

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U cant fir some problems

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They adapt it from research papers

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Opus got my shi wrong

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Hes teaching it spring

proud mauve
scenic oyster
proud mauve
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Damn

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Gmi class

scenic oyster
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Tenure

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My math teacher has def said worse stuff lmao

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Suprised hes never been reported

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Yes

mellow saffron
neat hemlock
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berkeley orz

earnest rock
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Yo who do I email if I need an extension on zon oa

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Someone dm me address

rotund shuttle
earnest rock
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Not worried about proctoring

dark bane
gilded bronze
crystal pendant
lilac hemlock
gilded bronze
tulip spruce
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how is everyone today

dark bane
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chillin

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hungy rn

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want mcdonald

crystal pendant
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mcdonald

lilac hemlock
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macdondald symble

tulip spruce
barren cliff
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are yc hackathons worth going?

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ill have to fly from east coast

solid portal
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What a sweet pup

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@crystal pendant is that your pup?

crystal pendant
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my parents. just got home !!

dawn palm
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guys does ibm call to reject

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in 20 mins i have a call w the person who interviewed me

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idk what to expect

white walrus
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congrats on the offer

sullen quartz
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it doesnt make sense, yet many companies do lol

dawn palm
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yeah i honestly didnt think i did well in the interview either tbh 😭

sullen quartz
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you probably got it, i dont know if ibm calls to reject

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but ngl for some roles they just send offer randomly

main berry
long geode
dawn palm
dark bane
swift lily
dark bane
tulip spruce
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the server scammed me on guac tho i hate him

fluid salmon
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bruh when you are gonna get an offer like

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do you just know taht shits gonna happen

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going through each round

dark bane
proud mauve
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What source to study system design

echo obsidian
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z2s

proud mauve
tulip spruce
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pablo u were onto something with intel what should i buy next?

fluid salmon
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I'm 2/2

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PLTR at 10$ intel at 40ish

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i think im about to fucking get it

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r1 with CTO was great, r2 with two devs pretty good, r3 with two more devs, and r4 the CEO will just pitch product and vibe check me.

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all resume shit no LC

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Yeah

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Pretty decent compensation no RSUs or stocks too (at least for now)

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I mean if I win over the CTO + 2 devs

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that's gotta be fine

dark bane
dawn palm
dark bane
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yo i got free large fries from chickfila

mental sorrel
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has anyone that's done amazon in person interviews had to do a third round?

long geode
opal needle
dark bane
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yo just got a free sandwich and 2 free largie fries from chickfila 🔥

crystal pendant
dark bane
jade shard
dark bane
distant parcel
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Anyone know what Amazon RO looks like? Can u choose location or is it pretty much go back to the same team

undone mirage
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most of the time u go back to the same team

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and same loc

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unless there's restructuring going on

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and they put you elsewhere

short sinew
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What do people even do during ai interviews

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Do they give very hard problems and u have to do it iteratively with the llm

mint inlet
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hi all

mint quest
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Still no email back from Tesla

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I think it’s wraps

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🥀

smoky sigil
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Anyone getting any procs?

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I can’t get anything

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🥀

serene orbit
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Does block and plaid hire new grad?

lilac hemlock
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@urban ore @opal needle i cant send a gif rn because wifi but that mightve been top three worst finals of my life 😭

hollow summit
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Hey so new to all of this when do people usually start applying for internships for summer of 2027? I’m a freshman in college in the fall.

dark bane
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yo is discord crashing

white walrus
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Images don’t work too

dark bane
hollow summit
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Discord backend bunch of vibe coders

earnest rock
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For zon on the day the oa is due is it due on the exact time the oa was sent or due at midnight

smoky sigil
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Sent

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Sent

vivid stirrup
undone mirage
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and fall procs are rare

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😂

white walrus
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But lowkey you can prob submit it late

scenic oyster
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@sullen finch did u have to do ts

IMG_3925.png
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For snow

smoky sigil
urban ore
lilac hemlock
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it was that bad

proud mauve
urban ore
lilac hemlock
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i was confident in just the cache and k map questions and i had nothing else 😭

urban ore
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all of ours got canceled

lilac hemlock
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wtf

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orz

urban ore
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ye just for today tho

urban ore
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classic

crystal pendant
lilac hemlock
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and cache questions

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id also really like datapaths if i Studied More

proud mauve
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I hae no ideas what these are 💀

sullen finch
copper wagon
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a

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ayo

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who else got shop

earnest rock
white walrus
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Bro they gave me a one week extension to do my oa

crystal pendant
scenic oyster
earnest rock
white walrus
earnest rock
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Bruh what

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That’s crazy

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I emailed 8 recruiters just in case a few minutes ago

sullen finch
scenic oyster
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I have 3 oas to do now

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Fml

earnest rock
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And they’re snowflakes oa’s too

scenic oyster
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Yuh i heard theyre hella hard

earnest rock
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Got 3d dp on mine didn’t even feel like cheating just exited out

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Maybe it wasn’t 3d thought it was tho

mental sorrel
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Anyone know if the 2 interviews (1 with sde, 1 with sdm) for Amazon are separate from the HM eval?

smoky sigil
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Maybe I’m just chppped

lilac hemlock
sullen finch
scenic oyster
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Should i fade if its finals week and im buns at lc rn

austere path
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also wtf is wrong with snow flake site

scenic oyster
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💀

austere path
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everytime i try to enter my school the page just crashes

austere path
scenic oyster
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I had same issue

austere path
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im not doing 4 oas just to get ghosted

austere path
scenic oyster
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I had to type in my school really quicj

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And it loaded

undone mirage
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salesforce already hiring for 2027 interns

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💔

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meanwhile oracle just released their 2026

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what is wrong with the world

austere path
sullen finch
scenic oyster
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Bruh

sullen finch
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Could have been worse

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I was lowkey expecting worse

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But it’s tagged too

dense geode
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is the tagged pool big

sullen finch
hidden shuttle
sullen finch
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😭

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Yes

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Where is this coming from

scenic oyster
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So i think thats why

sullen finch
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Oh hmm

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I think the previous wave was Python

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They let me use python during interviews

vivid stirrup
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I found new shower meta

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Throw food in air fryer while showering

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Now you get two chores done at once

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And you get a tasty meal after your shower

ripe girder
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can anyone tell me

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how to show you have good communication skills in a computer science resume

hidden shuttle
vivid stirrup
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Write a blog

vivid stirrup
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So the hot air still hits the bottom

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I mean technically if you flip it it’s better but idgaf i just care about speed

hidden shuttle
vivid stirrup
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Bc I usually wash it after every use

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Bc mine has a bottom of the pan then it has a little rack thing

hidden shuttle
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Same

vivid stirrup
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Now you’re signaling not only strong technical depth, but strong communication skills

undone mirage
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😭

ripe girder
vivid stirrup
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If u have strong dih then this is lowkey a positive

vivid stirrup
vivid stirrup
vivid stirrup
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So this strat is only positive EV if u jerk in shower while food is cooking

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Will note

hidden shuttle
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300th workout!💪

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green elk
vivid stirrup
sullen finch
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Everything I’ve said about it is in a chat here or in #2026_summer

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Gotta search for snow

ripe girder
sullen finch
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If you’re strong people to people and can go leetcode you’ll pass 99% of faang+ interviews

ripe girder
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then i will just need to back that up in interviews

green elk
sullen finch
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Resume should only have what it needs to get through filter, interviews are where your communication skills will come out

scenic oyster
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guys i dont think fall is real

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😭

green elk
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wdym

scenic oyster
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ive applied to like 80 fall internships

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and i think the only oa is the auto one

green elk
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im not applying to fall stuff so idk

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i only applied tiktok and got the auto oa

ripe girder
green elk
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and didnt do it

dark bane
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chickfila

IMG_3149.jpg
green elk
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most of it is bs

ripe girder
ripe girder
neat hemlock
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we can fit zonners in a small country

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sending offers in may is insane

green elk
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yeah lol even when interns have already started

neat hemlock
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yeah bro

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😭

scenic oyster
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zon orz

neat hemlock
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zon = sufficient luck and u know how to use a hashmap

scenic oyster
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maybe next year

opal needle
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is salesforce > msft

vivid stirrup
opal needle
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thanks :)

vivid stirrup
torpid dirge
echo obsidian
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cfaang bro

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and ifaang

scenic oyster
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cifaang

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icfaang

vivid stirrup
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Lowkey pwned prestigeindex

echo obsidian
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cap

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bro u dont want ifaang anyways

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dw king

undone mirage
trim topaz
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anyone know twilio ro rate?

torpid dirge
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anyone know if there's a paypal summer 2026 gc

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asking for a friend

sleek pilot
sweet cairn
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Both c1 and ibm are the hardest to crack out of cifaang

undone mirage
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msft is probably bigger but they're practically teh same everywhere else

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tc

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wlb

lilac hemlock
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ibm is 0.34 zons

kind lodge
tranquil crown
lilac hemlock
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had my last final now planning to full send C++ tomorrow 🤤

bronze raptor
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Still havent heard back is that a good/bad sign

gilded bronze
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I applied 34 mins ago still havent heard back, is that a good/bad sign

plain plover
hidden shuttle
crude marsh
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come up with smth new

grand ocean
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heloooo

sullen finch
hidden shuttle
sullen finch
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To their discretion

late knot
green elk
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No it was to be published in prod with 1k+ MAU

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Has*

scenic oyster
green elk
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Yeah and it has to be generating more MMR than the company you’re applying for. They need to ensure you have experience operating at their financial scale

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Bros Linus torvalds

upper sluice
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Yo guys

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Does LinkedIn quality actually matter

mellow saffron
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yeah u need to aura farm

vivid stirrup
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@scenic oyster have u taken cs 152

scenic oyster
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do u go to my school?

sullen finch
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Link

civic cliff
idle flame
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anyone know snowflake rto policy?

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is it 5 days in office

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@sullen finch

sullen finch
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For interns they like in office idk if 5

idle flame
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o wait did the recruiter not tell u

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or it aint in the offer letter

sturdy dome
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can u review mine

sullen finch
idle flame
scenic oyster
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leak alpha

crystal pendant
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sponsored by stake

tranquil sand
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What are your odds after getting HM round for Zon?

sullen finch
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i dont think it was required

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my office doesnt even serve food on fridays because nobody goes in so like id imagine you wouldnt have to

idle flame
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wtffff

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shit i gotta fucking lock in then

sullen finch
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what roles did they post

scenic oyster
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ai/ml, databases, core eng, infra deployment

rotund shuttle
sullen finch
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For the summer?

urban ore
scenic oyster
sullen finch
scenic oyster
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idk

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i think this chat more active

tranquil sand
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Oh I'm in the wrong channel lmao whoops

idle flame
undone mirage
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nah what the FUCK

image.png
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i gets worse everytiem

upper sluice
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thats so bad

cloud nimbus
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what company and role is this for?

undone mirage
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snowflake

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swe intern

cloud nimbus
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for summer 2027?

frosty badge
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process of doom and despair

undone mirage
copper wagon
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bro

copper wagon
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actually ODEE

valid salmon
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bro what grad date is required for fall 2026 internships

copper wagon
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idk

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son

opal needle
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js larp son

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sonion ring

copper wagon
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sonion on a bunion

upper sluice
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does having a "polished" github actually mean anything

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what do resume reviewers actually look at

swift moat
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@mellow saffron good evening diddyblud

fast holly
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do you have to do the whole snowflake proc from start to finish in cpp/java if u wanna do database/core eng?

or can u do the oa in cpp/java and the techs in python, for example, and still get into database/core eng?

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valid salmon
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what to larp is what im asking buddy

fast holly
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I have <100 contributions in the past year and nothing but school hw on github

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never code outside class/hw except lc

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so idt it matters / nobody checks

fast holly
mellow saffron
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good evening my fellow clown

hidden shuttle
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so many oas

undone mirage
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??

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u applied to all of them?

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you're never finishing those 😂

fast holly
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fr

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bro gonna spend 105 mins for each role jus to get rejected by the ai interviewer

upper sluice
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do projects even matter

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lc + prevs seem to be king

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What do you do if you got ahh prevs prayge

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That makes sense

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What is an example of a quantifiable impact that is worth any merit?

livid latch
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are users valuable if its some slop project like barebone website/slop mobile app? or does it have to be a somewhat technical project

opal needle
hidden shuttle
hidden shuttle
nimble oak
nimble oak
copper wagon
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bro

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fah

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yo

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how is

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ur co-op going

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?

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Im John

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okok sorry

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didnt realize

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yea

long geode
copper wagon
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oh nice

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u in sf right?

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wow

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lets meet up

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WHAT

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okay bet

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whats the buy in gonna be tho

swift moat
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1k

copper wagon
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bro

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1k

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with 20 40 blinds

swift moat
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1k 10-20 makes sense

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20-40 is kinda crazy

copper wagon
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bro im not doing a 1k buy in

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WTF

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nah fr

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maybe like 10 dollar buyin

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.1/.2

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❤️

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yea tru

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sun

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uhhhh

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shopify

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ty

swift moat
hollow folio
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ai assisted interview

copper wagon
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bro for fall?

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can u dm me

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i have mine soon

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oh

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ahhh

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sorry to hear my friend

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where did you end up

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bro ish

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wait

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does it start w a C

hollow folio
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no

copper wagon
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fuh

opal needle
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is 100$/hr good

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for internship

copper wagon
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it is

opal needle
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wait whats considered good

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lowk true

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wait im ngmi tho

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i cant make that much

magic siren
sleek pilot
undone mirage
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what

nimble oak
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i assume

swift moat
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Most ppl who actually play, play 1/2 I think

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Ifl anything less you’re just screwing around

scenic oyster
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1/2 common but i dont see alot of 2/5 tables

swift moat
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Yea 2/5 I think is only ppl who are somewhat serious

scenic oyster
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or ballers

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actually they playing 10/20

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r u in fidi

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j wondering if were at the same place

swift cryptBOT
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Your group is on a 20 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
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proud mauve
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@undone mirage snow fall dropped?

swift cryptBOT
cold junco
proud mauve
solid portal
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sup rae rae

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@undone mirage

mighty pike
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@proud mauve @solid portal

solid portal
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sup

proud mauve
mighty pike
echo obsidian
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fuck bro

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so if im under 150/hr its permanenf underclass?

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time to become a reindeer

mighty pike
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They pull my pants down when I was feeding them yesterday

echo obsidian
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freaky ass reindeer

dark bane
swift cryptBOT
swift cryptBOT
dawn valve
dark bane
swift cryptBOT
frigid solstice
solid portal
mint quest
frigid solstice
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video n shit

swift cryptBOT
dark bane
dawn valve
dark bane
frigid solstice
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@solid portal

swift lily
mighty pike
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Palantir in japan

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swift moat
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Type

echo obsidian
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That company still exists?

crystal pendant
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buzzfeed youtube used to be so fucking peak

dark bane
restive compass
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@mellow saffron

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@swift moat

vivid stirrup
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inc @ DataAnnotation

upper sluice
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does anyone have any advice on how to get good at hard tree problems

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im so bad at trees

crystal pendant
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idk cuz i suck too

dawn valve
upper sluice
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tree > dp

balmy bolt
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grind practice

upper sluice
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i think im iq blocked from being good at trees sadge

nimble oak
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i think im iq blocked in general

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what are some paths for those in cs with low iqs?

balmy bolt
opal needle
swift moat
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we all be chudding it up rn

proud mauve
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But if u found any paths pls let me know

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I need this

balmy bolt
solar notch
opal needle
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i know ur cracked

tranquil crown
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If you can’t beat, join them

opal needle
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recruiters make 100k at companies that give swes 200k

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pretty sure

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so not bad

tranquil crown
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Yea exactly

heavy jay
dark bane
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low cortisol meal

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swift lily
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Whereeeeeeeeeeee

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Meesta juda

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I didn't know there was one around

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@dark bane

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Enjoy your meal my friend. It's a well deserved one

dark bane
opal needle
dark bane
sleek pilot
solar notch
sleek pilot
#

Assist in analyzing and assessing complex financial models to identify opportunities for efficiency and accuracy improvements

Support the analysis of investment data, helping derive insights and understand key financial drivers

Use modern technology tools to streamline Excel workflows and reduce manual or repetitive processes

Write and maintain code that ingests and exports data between Excel files and databases

Assist in translating components of Excel‑based models into C# code for use within web‑based applications

Gain exposure to real estate equity and/or debt investment concepts and how they are applied in financial models

Support testing, documentation, and improvement of existing models and procedures

Collaborate with cross‑functional teams to better understand business objectives and technical requirements

solar notch
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bruh... c#?

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sonnnnnn

opal needle
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wtf is this

austere path
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what company is this

sleek pilot
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Gatekeeping

austere path
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also why did snowflake ai/ml intern role close so fast

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only oa that you could use python fro

austere path
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i think i could find it if i rlly wanted to

opal needle
sleek pilot
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I already got the offer

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Interview was about vibe coding with excel and I used cluely

umbral cliff
short sinew
#

Is C# that bad?

unique robin
#

h

short sinew
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Thought it was viewed as a knockoff of Java basically

coral cedar
solid portal
solid portal
solid portal
coral cedar
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yo

undone mirage
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yo

dark bane
wide sorrel
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yo

urban ore
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yo

swift lily
unique robin
#

h

serene orbit
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Is Salesforce new grad that is out for spring 2027 grads?

mint inlet
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hi all

strong violet
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@unique robin

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Tf is your name twin

unique robin
hidden glacier
strong violet
swift lily
#

Kevin Quo Zhao

trail karma
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im gonna kms bruh i accidentally liked a girl i was a dick to in middle school on hinge

tranquil sand
trail karma
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i'm almost 21 now

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so like 8 years ago i think?

tranquil sand
trail karma
tranquil sand
#

at that point rough but move on I suppose

trail karma
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and then she matches me and says i remmeber u were a dick to me wtf

swift lily
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She wants you

tranquil sand
#

she does not

swift lily
#

Why did they like then

tranquil sand
#

you are delusional if you think otherwise

trail karma
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to tell me

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gg go next

swift lily
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No I think she likes you. Like in movies

tranquil sand
#

just press on bro

swift lily
#

People become friends

tranquil sand
#

it's fine

swift lily
#

After a long time

trail karma
tranquil sand
#

I mean if you want to make amends then just let her know but at that point I don't think its quite right to match

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just say your peace and move on

swift lily
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She wants you to take the lead

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Tell that you regret

cold junco
solid portal
brazen lodge
unique robin
trail karma
#

well

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i had a crush on her then

unique robin
#

L move bro

trail karma
#

basically i used to be mean to girls i liked

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bc i didnt know what to do

unique robin
#

tell her that

trail karma
#

no like

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it was like i codlnt handle the emotions

unique robin
#

like wdym by mean

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like you called her fat

trail karma
#

no

unique robin
#

did u steal her lunch money

trail karma
#

i didnt insult her or bully her

unique robin
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oh you were playing non chalant

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thats even better

trail karma
#

no i had anger issues basically

unique robin
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nevermind ur fried

trail karma
#

and was bad at socializing

unique robin
#

just walk away

trail karma
#

im much calmer now

unique robin
#

so he says

trail karma
#

everyone makes mistakes

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dont judge me

green elk
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She wouldn’t have messaged u if she didn’t wanna talk

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Go for it

dawn valve
green elk
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Nah it’s an air ball for her bro

urban ore
#

wym anger issues

trail karma
trail karma
#

and i didnt know how to regulate my emotions

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no

urban ore
trail karma
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bro i dont hit girls who do u think i am

trail karma
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i dont fully remmeber it was a long time ago and i was in a bad place mentally

urban ore
#

at least ur better now footfetish

trail karma
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i can at least coexist w peolpe now

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actually i think i remember what happened now i think i was def an asshole to her

dawn valve
cold junco
#

Is snow flake nw grad out

fading beacon
scenic oyster
short ember
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ahh

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i accidently endorsed someone on linkedin

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tthrouhg a misclick

scenic oyster
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i endorse my friends

trail karma
short ember
scenic oyster
#

oh

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uh

short ember
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shi, he slide into my dms

#

perfect opportunity to pitch muyself for apple

hard zodiac
proud mauve
#

Lol

unique robin
proud mauve
#

New method

short ember
proud mauve
unique robin
#

pinterest

trail karma
#

??

unique robin
#

etka

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goldman sachs

trail karma
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i think im just too shy

unique robin
#

toyota

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toyota interns are proven to get the most girls

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like i did the math

trail karma
#

i think i prob wouldve been on a date by now if i was more proactive

unique robin
#

it’s the hidden method

proud mauve
frank hornet
swift moat
civic cliff
short ember
#

what company prevents u from getting any girls

torn prawn
#

Any company that requires security clearance = no more foreign girls for you hugs

short ember
#

i'd lowk bounce all over it if they had nvidia on their linkedin

torn prawn
#

Bounce?? WazowskiStare

hidden shuttle
#

does having no linkedin profile pic increase chances of reachout ?

mellow saffron
#

what kinda question is that 😭

wide sorrel
mellow saffron
#

there is no correlation there 🥀

dense dagger
hidden shuttle
hidden shuttle
mellow saffron
#

talm abt some aura with computer science majors and linkedin

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unless ur one of them insane researchers ur not getting no positive gain with no pfp

swift moat
neat hemlock
#

you're gonna put me on bro

neat hemlock
scenic oyster
neat hemlock
scenic oyster
#

i am one of them

neat hemlock
#

what year are u

scenic oyster
#

jr

neat hemlock
#

oh shit

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i thought u were a freshman

scenic oyster
#

😭

signal shard
#

Does anyone know if Adobe's new postings for fall or this summer?

undone mirage
#

summerp sure

signal shard
solar notch
unique robin
proud mauve
#

😳

solar notch
unique robin
#

😙😙

balmy trellis
#

larp larp sahuuur

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ta ta sahuur

dawn valve
#

When does winter recruiting start

opal needle
#

^

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facts

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i need more internships

noble lion
#

how to get tesla fall interview?

swift cryptBOT
#

Your group is on a 21 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 2/6: @dawn valve
3/6: @fading beacon @swift moat @terse fractal
4/6: @undone mirage @noble lion @proud mauve

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noble lion
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larp larp larp sahur

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I need ts bro

magic siren