#2027_summer

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vivid stirrup
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lmao

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tiktactoe python

dark bane
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todo list startup

vivid stirrup
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it's actually crazy that they just give away money like that

green elk
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nah its not crazy

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theyre just betting that if you end up scaling youll stay with them

vivid stirrup
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true

green elk
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and if you dont scale youre using negligible resources anyways

vivid stirrup
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it's crazy that they're rich enough to take that bet though

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just hand out $1k to a poor college student like me

echo obsidian
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theres a reddit post of someone trying to sell their credits

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💀

vivid stirrup
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fuh man i don't desreve it

vivid stirrup
green elk
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deploy parallel lambda functions for create operations

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yessir

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store everything in redis cache

vivid stirrup
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is this a sys design interview

green elk
vivid stirrup
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should i read DDIA

green elk
vivid stirrup
balmy bolt
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genuinely just claude ts

green elk
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funny cuz i literally was just vibing a makefile like 5 mins ago

balmy bolt
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i give claude code sudo access so it can do everything in my terminal for me

green elk
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yeah bruh cmake is a rabbit hole

vivid stirrup
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What in the world are you coding

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Tuffff

green elk
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is that for a class

vivid stirrup
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How far in are you

green elk
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bros whole personality is writing an os 🥀

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cracked

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im taking OS this fall

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at my school its notoriously hard

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tbf i wouldnt expect that class to have changed much

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since 2000

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your dad majored in cs?

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sheesh

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i think im taking both comp arch and OS this fall

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comp arch is prereq for OS?

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oh interesting. for us, systems prog is required for both OS and comp arch

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im actually procrastinating a hw assignment for taht rn 🥀

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chat client/server with sockets in c

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ohh yeah im also trynna take that this fall 😭

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networks is pretty rough at my school

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yessir

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actually

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i think all networks hw is in python

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yeah im not sure either

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but the material is ofc pretty standard

scenic oyster
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out netwrok class is in python too lol

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it makes the projects very lightwork ngl

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yeah im in it rn

green elk
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damn

scenic oyster
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kinda

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first proj is routing/traceroute

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second is ip

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third is tcp

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yuh

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but they give u boilerplate

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idk too much about the linux commands

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ngl

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we didnt go into it

echo obsidian
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networks class in python wtf

green elk
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@quaint marlin good chat bro gonna go lock in now 🫡

scenic oyster
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we basically implemented a thing that let u find the exact route to any other server u pinged

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so yeah

quaint basalt
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How long does Tesla blacklist for

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if you make final round

scenic oyster
echo obsidian
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oh that doesnt seem bad at all

scenic oyster
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i did like it but i wish i payed more attention in this class

echo obsidian
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tbh most of networks is pretty easy conceptually imo

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just pain in the ass to debug

scenic oyster
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nah 168 is considered upper div but its one of the easy ones

mellow saffron
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nom nom nom

scenic oyster
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under 100 is lower div classes, over 100 is upper div, 200 is grad

mellow saffron
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i ate an apple

dark bane
mellow saffron
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if u look closely u can see it in teh gif

mellow saffron
dark bane
mellow saffron
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mmmmmmmm

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looks yum

dark bane
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soo good

mellow saffron
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i got some extra honey chicken on the side last friday

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it was so good

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i had so much protein

dark bane
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nice

scenic oyster
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probably

echo obsidian
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smthing like that

scenic oyster
echo obsidian
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22 likes

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where tf u finding this

scenic oyster
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hopefully i can learn the whole class in 3 days

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for my final

mellow saffron
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nah ur future husband is prolly vibe coding some b2b saas

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lock in

echo obsidian
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just put the right answer

scenic oyster
echo obsidian
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is this anthropic sponsored or some shii

scenic oyster
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i need masters too or else im perma ngmi

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i thought u need good gpa for masters

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bro u dont get it im cooked

echo obsidian
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larp

mellow saffron
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lotta masters programas are pretty easy to get into these days

scenic oyster
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no larp

mellow saffron
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its jus money bait

dark bane
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i think that’s been pretty popular at databricks for years now

mellow saffron
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u can do fuck all in a random undegrad state school and get into a t10 for masters

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shi be like that

dim apex
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what team?

mellow saffron
echo obsidian
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doesnt berkeley have that joint masters?

scenic oyster
echo obsidian
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🥀

scenic oyster
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and its research masters now

echo obsidian
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wat are u ds?

scenic oyster
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yeah ds and math

worthy palm
worthy palm
scenic oyster
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like if u dont get a advisor u cant really do the 5th year masters anymore

worthy palm
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Guys Austin is amazing

echo obsidian
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all the people at my high school that want to do swe did stats/ds at berk 🥀 🥀

worthy palm
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Unironically one of the best cities in the US

echo obsidian
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wat building is that

worthy palm
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Looks so pretty but it’s also so clean compared to other big cities

echo obsidian
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on the left

scenic oyster
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im tryna get another internship cycle since i didnt do anything first 2 years

dark bane
worthy palm
echo obsidian
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google building mogged by the curved building

scenic oyster
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just this year

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inc

dark bane
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or anthropic

echo obsidian
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wonder why they have the lil part that curves on the top end

mellow saffron
scenic oyster
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ok i will grind poker@berkeley

echo obsidian
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just hanging

echo obsidian
scenic oyster
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yeah i can do that and steal all the q banks

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wait they dont take seniors

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nvm

worthy palm
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also I ate this in Austin

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It was so yummy

echo obsidian
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holy mac and cheese container

scenic oyster
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markets suck

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can i just go into actual gambling full time

mellow saffron
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ye

scenic oyster
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ok im hopping on ts

vivid stirrup
echo obsidian
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js go become a peptide salesman in sf

mellow saffron
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yeah tiger 8 will buy them all

scenic oyster
echo obsidian
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the other tiger 8 right

scenic oyster
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but it was interesting when i was paying attention

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ill let you know when i cram for it in 6 days

mellow saffron
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yeah tiger 8 the ai version

vivid stirrup
scenic oyster
vivid stirrup
echo obsidian
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fade the gpa

scenic oyster
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read notes

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watch lectures

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theyre recorded

echo obsidian
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thats too much work

vivid stirrup
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Lock in bro

green elk
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woah non abg growth intern

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rare pull

long geode
swift moat
worthy palm
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nah lol I shared it with 2 others

swift moat
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How much was it

mellow saffron
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MEAT

balmy bolt
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yum

worthy palm
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it was hella expensive im ngl

balmy bolt
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it’s ok christo has ft money

worthy palm
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not sure it was the best for the price at all

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$120 for 3 of us

balmy bolt
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heis when are we getting jobs

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so we can buy $120 dinners

worthy palm
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But it’s apparently the best bbq in Austin

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I had 4 people independently recommend it to me

swift moat
balmy bolt
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fr

swift cryptBOT
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tiger 22 and Heisenberg were playing

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vivid stirrup
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https://x.com/nikos1/status/2052077979971555824?s=46

Nikos (@nikos1)

ASU is more cracked than MIT & Waterloo.

I had my claude do an analysis on over 1200 technical assesments that we have recieved in the past 10 days for @composio summer internships.

Here are the average scores in % broken down by school.

Brutal brainmogging

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dark bane
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framemogged and brainmogged

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probably heightmogged too

vivid stirrup
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Take it with a grain of salt it says N > 5

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Per school id assume

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Still wild that ASU is up there though

scenic oyster
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facts we have bum uc schools like ucla and berkeley bringing down the goats davis and merced

long geode
dark bane
scenic oyster
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as someone with a cooked gpa u dont need a 4.0 but dont let it drop below a 3.5 ngl

swift cryptBOT
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Your group is on an 18 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 1/6: @soft rampart
4/6: @noble lion @undone mirage
6/6: @tiger 22 @magic siren

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green elk
swift cryptBOT
solid portal
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Raemliea and railfanboy

undone mirage
proud mauve
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Also my name is railgun 🤩

solid portal
undone mirage
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scooba

solid portal
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I thought it was just rail biggest fan boy

proud mauve
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But writing that is too long

solid portal
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I thought you liked getting railed or smth

proud mauve
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So I just use railgun

solid portal
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I see

frank hornet
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sonion ring

proud mauve
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Oopsie

solid portal
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Me and gg running a two man on railgun

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@frank hornet

proud mauve
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💀

solid portal
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You in?

frank hornet
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i'm down

proud mauve
frank hornet
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no need to act shy

scenic oyster
wide sorrel
marble river
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SCUBA

opal needle
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if u have below a 3.0 ur cooked

proud mauve
frank hornet
opal needle
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what is true then

solid portal
green elk
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with no prevs you should have 3.5+

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(imo)

opal needle
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fuck bro

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im not gonna study for my midterm then

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fading school in that case

frank hornet
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gpa doesn't even matter with no prevs

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ik someone with a sub 3 and they got zon this year as a soph

echo obsidian
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what do u do if ur sub 3 looks and sub 3 gpa

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is it over?

frank hornet
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yes

mellow saffron
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nah gpa matters

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matters so much school gave me an honor cord and told me to come get it in the middle of a April when i’m god knows how far away

echo obsidian
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wtf

green elk
mellow saffron
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cuz yes i’m dropping everything to go there 😭🙏

scenic oyster
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i actually think gpa matters tho

echo obsidian
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u get a different cord for gpa here?

scenic oyster
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like it definitely helps

mellow saffron
scenic oyster
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but if u need to tank it for other stuff it ok

mellow saffron
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i just asked them if i cud get it in june and they said yeah sure 🫩

echo obsidian
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😭

mellow saffron
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really jus wasting peoples time

frank hornet
mellow saffron
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tbf my school wasn’t very hard

echo obsidian
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^

scenic oyster
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i cant keep my gpa if i dont tryhard

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so i dont do it

green elk
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just dont be a 4.0 chud that spent all their time studying and never interned

mellow saffron
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and i feel like i might go do a masters somewhere hella fancy in the future for fun

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so it’ll help 😃

echo obsidian
scenic oyster
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but thats probably correlation

frank hornet
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^

mellow saffron
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my parents also didn’t know my gpa and just asked me if my diploma wud say “summa cum laude” on it

scenic oyster
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since theyre probably just smart

mellow saffron
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kinda was an expectation ig

echo obsidian
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bro idk how u dont get summa cum laude here

scenic oyster
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but at my school u lowkey need hella cracked grades to do research

echo obsidian
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u can get hella B+ and still get a 3.85

mellow saffron
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yeah the fact that there’s no variable range is so funny

green elk
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in fields like IB its actually more common to genuinely fade school/classes to spam coffee chats and etc

opal needle
scenic oyster
mellow saffron
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it’s just a set number shit was not hard to get😭

scenic oyster
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u cant fade

green elk
scenic oyster
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but its buisness major

green elk
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and have connections

echo obsidian
scenic oyster
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even at target u need 3.7+

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but u can fade gpa if u have nepotism

echo obsidian
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for a sec i thought u meant like target the store

hard owl
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what is ib

green elk
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ok let me rephrase

scenic oyster
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nepotism >>>>>> everything else

green elk
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the thing is that their classes are easier

scenic oyster
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thats true tho

green elk
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so from what i hear

opal needle
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js larp gpa

green elk
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they will genuinely not go to class at all

opal needle
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😂🙏

green elk
echo obsidian
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@mellow saffron i keep getting emails from the honors department here to complete the requirements

scenic oyster
green elk
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the better use of their time is coffee chats and recruiting events/mixers etc

frank hornet
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fade honors

echo obsidian
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thats what im saying

mellow saffron
echo obsidian
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no priority regestration im fading

mellow saffron
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ngl the honors stuff is only worth for that lol

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mickiest shit otherwise

echo obsidian
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too much bs shi to do

mellow saffron
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they didn’t let me even do it freshman year so i was jus stuck taking shi normally

green elk
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bro genuinely how do IB mfs do 100+ coffee chats per cycle 🥀

opal needle
echo obsidian
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they always tell u too

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that u can put honors on ur resume

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and its +res value

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icant man

green elk
mellow saffron
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bro have u been to the resume workshops 💀

echo obsidian
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no

mellow saffron
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i faded every one

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who knows what they preach there

echo obsidian
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i dont trust most people's career advice here

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icl

mellow saffron
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true

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ibm oa had my oop class stressin

echo obsidian
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😭

green elk
mellow saffron
wide sorrel
mellow saffron
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i’ve seen some tik toks

green elk
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the curly hair guy iykyk

wide sorrel
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completely real

solid portal
solid portal
mellow saffron
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in some cases i think some give decent advice but they’re wrong a lot

echo obsidian
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theres too many people that do resume review on yt

solid portal
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Let’s go to the beach

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Let’s go get drinks

mellow saffron
solid portal
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Ag

mellow saffron
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i hate the beach tho

solid portal
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Alright just dinner then

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Where do you wanna go

mellow saffron
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i shud be free

echo obsidian
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what you do at this school if you hate the beach then

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gfg

solid portal
green elk
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@mellow saffron

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mellow saffron
mellow saffron
opal needle
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how tf can i get quant next year

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i need quant

mellow saffron
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my youtube is all dum shut

solid portal
echo obsidian
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how u finding this guy

solid portal
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Meeting ag

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😋 😋

night stag
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dude gives hellish advice

mellow saffron
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yeehaw

green elk
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his advice is wild tho

echo obsidian
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like wah

hard zodiac
night stag
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the resume format he recommends is actually mickey

green elk
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like

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yeah wait

echo obsidian
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wat is it

green elk
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lemme try and find it

night stag
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then he acts like school dosent matterand only keywords matter

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but idk i only watched one vid

green elk
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the shit he says is comical bro

mellow saffron
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gotta stand out somehow

green elk
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watch any vid where he reviews a swe res

mellow saffron
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if u give the same good advice as everyone else u not getting no views ty shi

echo obsidian
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idk if ur sending ur resume to someone on youtube to get roasted you might have to pack it up

green elk
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🥀

mellow saffron
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ye if u want ur resume roasted just send it to @echo obsidian my goat resume reviewer

echo obsidian
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oh hell nah

mellow saffron
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@everyone please do that

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oh fuck

echo obsidian
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i just have mythra do it

mellow saffron
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i thought that wud work for a second 💀✌️

echo obsidian
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message him if u see this

mellow saffron
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thank goodness it did not

echo obsidian
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do only admins have permissions

mellow saffron
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for everyone ping yeah

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i can do some random arrangement of stuff

green elk
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!process ban

echo obsidian
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wo bu zhi dao riben ren

opal needle
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is this dude credible

frank hornet
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i practiced japanese on duolingo does that count as native

scenic oyster
proud mauve
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I watch Japanese shows everyday

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I think that counts as native

echo obsidian
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he clocked u bro

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gfg

cold plinth
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spambot cooking his ass oml 😭

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oh maybe not spam bot that's less funny

undone mirage
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I had a dream I was a Googler. Life was good. I was working 20 hours per week, RSU’s are up and coming in monthly rather than quarterly, skin glowing, mental health in check, and no PSC bullshit.

I was actually sliding down the Google slide with my barista-brewed coffee in hand and almost slid right into my girlfriend, who was smiling and giggling. She was proud of dating a smart, caring engineer that had time to spend with her.

Then I woke up. Realized I’m still a Metamate. Realized I’m chopped. Realized I’m single. Realized I’m not even a millionaire yet. Realized there’s no slide, there’s no barista, but there is an upcoming PSC and upcoming 10% layoffs.

Where did it all go wrong for me

edgy fractal
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I’m looking for someone who can casually speak Somali with me for about 30 minutes a day, around 3 times a week, as a small side job.
You don’t need to teach grammar or do formal lessons. I simply want to learn the natural expressions that native speakers actually use in daily conversation.
The pay is around ¥25,000 per month, so if this sounds interesting to you, feel free to send me a DM.

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hallow grove
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yo one of my friends got year at palantir fdse offer, was wondering if its worth doing (generally consensus ive seen here is its not a good role?)

unique robin
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year internships are weird unless u really wanna work there

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or your school requires sem’s of internships

hallow grove
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hmm i see

unique robin
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by itself it’s not bad

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but a full year is a long time

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like amd does a similar thing but it doesn’t make sense for most people u less you really wanna work there

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they’ve got up to 16 months i think

hallow grove
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ah ok

unique robin
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palantir isn’t a bad spot to work outside of morally but if your friend can get palantir they can prob get other stuff over the year

hallow grove
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yea def

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i heard like

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wlb isnt great?

unique robin
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dunno

mellow saffron
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more than that it’s fde

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goofy ahh role

unique robin
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well that too yes

hallow grove
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wait wtf is an fde anyway

mellow saffron
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glorified consulting

hallow grove
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oh hail naw

mellow saffron
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actually i’m not entirely sure but that’s the general thing i’ve heard

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maybe it isn’t that bad

hallow grove
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how does it compare to say

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stripe/db/ramp/plaid

undone mirage
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idk why ramp is up there actually

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i guess not too manny people work there

hallow grove
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i think high talent density and yea its small

mellow saffron
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if ur a swe at palantir id say its prolly like right below

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not far off tho

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idk abt fdse cuz idk much abt the role

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but as a company, ethics aside, it’s not significantly worse

unique robin
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db > plaid > stripe > palantir > ramp

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?

mellow saffron
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idk abt allat

unique robin
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i’m not sure what ramp actually does

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like actually palantir maybe beats plaid too

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idk

cold plinth
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ramp is credit cards for businesses

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idk why they have so many engineers tho

unique robin
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what’s that mean though

mellow saffron
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idk but they’re worth a lot

unique robin
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like they just fund businesses?

mellow saffron
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and they have a high talent bar

unique robin
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how is that different from a bank

cold plinth
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more digital

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idk

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easier to manage ig

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they have a nice ui for uploading expenses and shit

unique robin
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nice ui

mellow saffron
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they do smth to be worth 32 billion

unique robin
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is that all you need these days

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what does db do outside of their proprietary stuff

noble lion
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HR spend management

cold plinth
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db is databases and databases print infinite money

noble lion
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tracking employee expenses

mellow saffron
unique robin
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so ramp is a dashboard

mellow saffron
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the infra for that is worth a lot

noble lion
mellow saffron
unique robin
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holy shit

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that’s what abstraction is

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we’re bound to be system designers

cold plinth
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idg how there's so many frontenders at ramp

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like their ui is really nice but do they rly have that many like pages

noble lion
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high talent bar for nothing

unique robin
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that many pages 😭

cold plinth
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idk bruh u need like 5 forms and an upload button

unique robin
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they be optimizing the fuck out of it

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minimal mouse movements to track expenses

cold plinth
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true

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vim keybinds

noble lion
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their superbowl ad was good

unique robin
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might as well make finance stuff happen on vim

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why did ramp have a super bowl add

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they letting anyone in these days

mellow saffron
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id work there

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if they exist in 2030 cuz 2030 is my year

scenic oyster
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or what

noble lion
scenic oyster
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oh

unique robin
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wtf

mellow saffron
unique robin
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dude i was just thinking about it

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remember home buttons

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those were different times

mellow saffron
unique robin
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i used to be rocking this bro

cold plinth
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real ones had SE

noble lion
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nah

unique robin
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i had a 5, 5s, 6+,8, 12,14pro , 16 pro now

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i think

scenic oyster
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can u fr claude ur internship

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or is that memes

mellow saffron
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i mean sure

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but then they’ll ask u why u did smth and you’ll say “claude told me to”

scenic oyster
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well like u obviously read what claude does

mellow saffron
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“obviously”

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if only it was that obvious

unique robin
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truly

mellow saffron
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🥀

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in all seriousness u prolly can as long as u review what it outputs and know what it’s doing

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design decisions blah blah

scenic oyster
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(joke)

mellow saffron
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nah jus turn on dangerously skip perms and start scrolling

mellow saffron
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if ur project is more in expectations u have to be on it so it doesnt stray

scenic oyster
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ok i do that now so its not that much different

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i just havent written any non leetcode code by hand in like months

mellow saffron
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it’s not

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it’s basically just what u normally do but for smth that matters a teensy bit more

vale ridge
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reminder for summer interns if you have any skin issues/acne and you're not on accutane the chance of getting return offer drops by 70%. Acne triggers disease avoidance psychology

scenic oyster
vale ridge
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strat is slaying abg's at zon while claude is doing my project

undone mirage
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😂

scenic oyster
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has kevin ever not dropped a banger

vale ridge
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yea accutane gives you model tier skin with no effort, its why its in my looksmax75 guide

echo obsidian
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where can i get looksmax75

scenic oyster
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ill pay for ur course

vale ridge
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work in progress and it will be free

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as claude is getting better your job success will be determined by your looks

lone tiger
swift moat
dark bane
undone mirage
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they're everywhere atp

lilac hemlock
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@narrow sierra @urban ore im probably splitting a year of neetcode with my friend idc about the price

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i know people are like just use gpt but im braindead and would prefer a more centralized resource

undone mirage
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wht does ti get u thats worth like the 150 bucks

lilac hemlock
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its on sale rn and im splitting it

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so its not 150

long geode
vivid stirrup
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Is it impossible to unsubscribe from LinkedIn email notifs😭

barren cliff
long geode
brazen lodge
tulip spruce
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Is quant alr open?

dark bane
tulip spruce
dark bane
tulip spruce
tulip spruce
dark bane
long geode
bronze raptor
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what does this mean? Was I rejected / what are the chances for an offer? will I need to reinterview? I'm confused lol

echo obsidian
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san diego 😭

mellow saffron
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amazon san diego 🤩

noble lion
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small chance they cant tho

green elk
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I’ve never seen zon interns at SD or JC

proud mauve
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I'm too chud to get into those orz companies tho 🥀

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Zon is my dream

green elk
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Yea that’s true actually zon doesn’t take abgs

proud mauve
proud mauve
green elk
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But if you intern at pin/spotify/tiktok is free abg procs

tulip spruce
green elk
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No I mean

tulip spruce
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ic

green elk
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If you mention it on the erewhon smoothie date it’s positive aura

tulip spruce
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only applying to pin from now

green elk
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If u work there

tulip spruce
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wtf is erewhon smoothie

wet sage
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Anyone do Pinterest HM round for swe intern?

idle flame
idle flame
green elk
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🤷

dark bane
proud mauve
wet sage
copper wagon
opal needle
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how good is tt

idle flame
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is tesla 5 days rto

wet sage
high phoenix
green elk
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But you can say “I work at TikTok”

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Figma is also aura

proud mauve
green elk
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You have to larp Wall Street or sm finance

proud mauve
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Cooked 🥀

green elk
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Yeah CJ has talked abt this

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You can’t say you’re a quant dev

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🤓

opal needle
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💀

opal needle
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but once ur share ur tc

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u become really funny

green elk
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Yeah that’s tru

opal needle
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and interesting to talk to

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yeah

green elk
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You gotta speedrun to tc mention

coral cedar
opal needle
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wait that guy is like

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so dl

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😭

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mogged all the other dudes

wide sorrel
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what if u just say ur a quant

opal needle
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i had no idea

copper wagon
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bro

copper wagon
echo obsidian
opal needle
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or do they actually work there

frank hornet
opal needle
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🥀

green elk
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yeah its larp unfort

wet sage
worthy palm
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Hi chat

copper wagon
wet sage
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Bruh what’s the point of this question

solid portal
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I am Ken griffin

gilded bronze
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infinite tiger domain

solid portal
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Hey guys

mellow saffron
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doesnt matter bc htn

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moral of the story is be htn

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hi

mellow saffron
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whose andrew

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that’s curious

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quite the curious individual

unique robin
dark bane
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time for bed

unique robin
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gn

jade shard
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Erewhon mentioned.

dark bane
jade shard
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I havent had chipotle in a hot min

dark bane
jade shard
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Mmmm

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the smaller mom and pop slop bowls usually have better prices but they arent everywhere

jade shard
frosty badge
jade shard
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Too expensive

fluid salmon
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Sweetgreen seems like complete assgas

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I want to eat cava though today

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I don't have any in my areae but I'm going to the city today

jade shard
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Chipotle the last time i had it was bc there was a bogo deal if wearing jersey

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So i had my friends go and get me a free bowl

sullen finch
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Bytedance talent sourcer from china with 8 connections viewed my profile am I GMI

urban ore
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otherwise use lintcode

dawn fjord
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fwiw im surprised he can start summer 2026, they dont overlap new grad program with intern program

lilac hemlock
orchid cipher
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his pfp looks a bit like its from google img too

austere path
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bro i saw ts

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y is bro so goated

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the most internship maxxing ive ever seen

dawn valve
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Damn I thought this was ninja at first

idle flame
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lowk looks fake to me

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y is the pfp 180p

heavy jay
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Y Andrew so tuff?

austere path
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i thought salesforce was trolling but ig not

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they being dead serious💀

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this description is so ai written tho

barren cliff
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wait how to apply wtf

austere path
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on their website

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unfortunately im a may 2027 grad

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it looks so fake but yet so real

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maybe were all just coping

runic solar
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can you send the link?

austere path
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barren maple
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salesforce is such a wank company

vivid stirrup
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Fuh I want chipotle

heavy jay
ripe girder
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hey guys im ict2 at apple and theres this girl whos l3 at google

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i think she makes like 30k more than me but my em said i should expect promo next year so should i ask her out rn or wait till i get promo and money mog

barren maple
heavy jay
austere path
frank hornet
barren maple
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does ur salary really matter that much if ur trying to hit

frank hornet
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only meta swes

ripe girder
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im kinda car poor rn as well

heavy jay
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Take out a loan

barren maple
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this guy cant be real

austere path
ripe girder
austere path
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W bait

frank hornet
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ask her out now and larp tc

austere path
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hes cooking

ripe girder
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thinking

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i have my car and im renting a nice condo rn

barren maple
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damn really?

ripe girder
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yes bro

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i think shes like that cause her sister

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older sister is even worse

barren maple
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ok wait ts like $200

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i thought these would be like a few bands

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who cares

ripe girder
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yeah there was some other shit but the vw was the last straw

heavy jay
barren maple
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if ur midlevel appl

barren maple
ripe girder
opal needle
ripe girder
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c7

opal needle
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you won’t ever be “ready”

vivid stirrup
barren maple
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need a hood girl who understands unit economics and long term planning

austere path
ripe girder
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i would say in 2 years shell get promo

barren maple
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so shes not even allat blunder

vivid stirrup
austere path
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none of this matters if she isnt bad

barren maple
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wor

vivid stirrup
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She’s gotta be bad

barren maple
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is she?

frank hornet
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i'm crying she worked at a bank acting like ts

ripe girder
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yes bro

barren maple
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this gonna be the most mid east coast abg im crine

ripe girder
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i seen her teams messages her em lowkey tries to flirt with her

austere path
ripe girder
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and askes to take her out for sushi lmfao

vivid stirrup
barren maple
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i dont understand saar...

austere path
frank hornet
ripe girder
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yeah hes bald

frank hornet
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at the end of the day psl matters

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he was never in the running then

barren maple
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get ur face smashing game up

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highk go get ur teeth fixed its more important than every other hardmax

vivid stirrup
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I wonder what’s it’s like to be a really attractive girl

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Must be so lit

barren maple
frank hornet
barren maple
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cuz u get attention from incels too

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so its just like mostly creeps

ripe girder
unique robin
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@ripe girder go for it

ripe girder
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u will get hit on bu weirdos

unique robin
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trust me

frosty badge
heavy jay
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If you ever wondering how life is as a really attractive dude ask me ayman or Andrew

unique robin
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thats true

wide sorrel
barren maple
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@frosty badge how is life as a >6ft chadlite

unique robin
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lebron can you join back

ripe girder
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but some of them get easy ass interviews from thristy employees

unique robin
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pls

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@heavy jay

heavy jay
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Ok send Inv

frosty badge
austere path
frosty badge
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you taunt me with a vision of perfection that I can only imagine

wide sorrel
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5'3 sub 5, is it over?

frank hornet
frosty badge
austere path
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yeah i knew what it meant generally

austere path
wide sorrel
austere path
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like actually mean

frank hornet
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puahate sluthate lookism

barren maple
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i dont do blackpill unironically enough to know what that means

wide sorrel
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we should all be blackpilling

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need to get peptides

green elk
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psl bar > lc bar in the big 2026

nimble oak
nimble oak
frosty badge
green elk
barren maple
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i think there's some positive pressure on people to generally take care of themselves

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but that it's under blackpilling is so funny i cant

frosty badge
dark bane
nimble oak
barren maple
unique robin
nimble oak
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i don't really like the scale because first it like, just doesnt make much sense in terms of the ratings, and is mainly used by ppl to perpetuate their own insecurities (eg clearly attractive guys calling themselves LTN)

barren maple
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@frosty badge check dm

green elk
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Kevin quo zhao is leading the race

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He pslmaxxed before anyone else

orchid cipher
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not that it is his name the problem, his posts and recruiter seems fake and his pfp looks like its from google img

nimble oak
green elk
barren maple
green elk
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How did js post only get 9 reactions

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🥀

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Yea I guess

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green elk
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Yeah I don’t think it’s fake but I’m just surprised his posts don’t have more engagement, also he has exactly 501 connections, so overall it’s just uncanny vibe

opal needle
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fake profile dawg

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larpers

green elk
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This is the hrt recruiter he tagged

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..

frosty badge
green elk
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Nah but a recruiter should have more than 29 connections

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At that point don’t tag them lol

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Ask for proc while you’re at it

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Is this why you think he’s real?

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Weird

unique robin
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whats up

green elk
unique robin
#

oh

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tyrone is real

cold junco
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U all racist asf lol

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deadass thinking it’s fake jus bc he’s black

unique robin
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hes gonig to stanford for ai i think

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hes chill dude

cold junco
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Most ppl in trading r like this btw

green elk
cold junco
unique robin
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he only has 530 fololwers

cold junco
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Yea racist asf

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lmfao

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Who even cares bro even if he’s larping js swe

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js swe is not that crazy

green elk
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Meh most people ai slop post at some point

unique robin
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message himyourself

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tell him ur aymans friend

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though i havent talked to hgim in a year we went bar crawling

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good times

urban ore
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why would ts guy be faking it

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ive seen cap one into hrt

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oh really

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lol

cold junco
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Bc he’s black?

unique robin
cold junco
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does this dude look like he’d have an active instagram

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Lmao why just bc he has a low quality pfp

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Nah ur just racist

barren maple
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oof

green elk
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💀

unique robin
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nah ur just hating

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my boy tyrone is a model and part time quant

green elk
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hes a model and part time at hrt

unique robin
#

ye

ripe girder
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yeah that linkedin profile is color stack propaganda

frosty badge
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oh nah

plain plover
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wait yo this was a fake post??

turbid osprey
#

Bruh salesforce hasn’t even interviewed for summer 2026 and they just posted summer 2027

austere path
austere path
#

LOL

echo obsidian
swift moat
undone mirage
barren cliff
worthy palm
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💀

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bro is literally him

wide sorrel
worthy palm
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yep that was him

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orlando named as olympic qualifier area W

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the olympics

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before the olympics happen, there are 4 rounds of qualifers

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nah just general Qs

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apparently its these

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neat hemlock
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canvas hacked orz

worthy palm
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if i can find out how to watch flag football i will try

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that sounds fun

lilac hemlock
#

Thank you for your interest in the Amazon Summer Development Engineer - 2026 (US) position (Job ID: 3116030).

At this time, we have concluded recruitment for summer intern positions and are beginning recruitment for fall internships. As a reminder, while you've successfully completed the Online Assessment stage, please note that this is not a guarantee of a potential interview or offer.

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i literally applied the Hour this came out bruh

wide sorrel
frosty badge
dark bane
sacred obsidian
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they still hiring

lilac hemlock
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yo 💀

worthy palm
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amazon is really disorganized

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i hate to say this but they probably are not yet hiring, but the recruiter who emailed u doesnt know that and might quit the process mid round

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i had that exact thing happent to my friend like a week ago 💀

mellow saffron
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for summer intern it’s probably legit

worthy palm
#

and then he asked his original recruiter that scheduled the interview and they were just like "whoops sorry we will reach out next time maybe"

mellow saffron
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email is more like u haven’t been matched so we’re halting that process

worthy palm
mellow saffron
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if u got matched beforehand u jus carry on i suppose

worthy palm
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it seems they are very disorganized and different recruiters have different information

mellow saffron
worthy palm
#

but ultimately i dont think they are actually hiring more for summer

undone mirage
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seems unlikely ya

mellow saffron
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they’re in the middle of changing their process so they don’t know what they’re doing 💀🙏

undone mirage
#

seeing as how start date is like

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1 month away

shell oyster
#

canvas is hacked

urban ore
dawn valve
#

I’m cooked for finals

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Gg

shell oyster
#

its joever

sacred obsidian
dark bane
worthy palm
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Oh I didn’t realize u meant for matching

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That’s fire congrats

dawn valve
#

Bro I can’t even study for finals now😥

sacred obsidian
worthy palm
#

I finished college and had my account shut down right before the great canvas shutdown

mellow saffron
sacred obsidian
#

ok bet

mellow saffron
#

chances r you’ll be fine

worthy palm
worthy palm
#

Just do it normal and take it seriously

sacred obsidian
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ok bet

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hopefully they move to fall

worthy palm
#

For the case that maybe that specific team had more headcount or something

magic siren
#

tbh me too

sacred obsidian
#

makes sense but ima have to push fall anyways 😭

magic siren
#

oh nvm i see now wtf

mellow saffron
sacred obsidian
mellow saffron
#

if u do it before they micht say nah and cancel the int without thinking abt it

dawn valve
sacred obsidian
#

oh ok

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thanks

mellow saffron
#

if u do it after and impressed them they might move it cuz they want u

sacred obsidian
#

bet

dawn valve
#

hopefully they just cancel all my finalsprayge

bronze raptor
mellow saffron
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basically if another team wants an intern they’ll look at that pile and if they like u you’ll either get an offer or do a round w the hm

bronze raptor
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Dang

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Okay

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They said update by end of week

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Does that mean theyll search for a spot for me?

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Or theyll lmk if Im waitlisted

mellow saffron
#

idk how amazon works this year it’s more organized on paper but is all over the place it seems

opal needle
#

canvas fr got hacked

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🥀

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bro

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theres literally a proctored quiz today

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fml

ripe verge
#

bros mad he cant take his quiz

#

rejoice twin

bronze raptor
#

Im so nervous bro 😭

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@hushed rune did u hear back from ur recruiter

hushed rune
#

Oh shi I hearted ur message on accident 😭

bronze raptor
#

Oh LOL nw

mellow saffron
#

ur parents

echo obsidian
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your friend

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then have ur friend larp

magic siren
#

yeah i legit put my friend down as a "colleague"

wide sorrel
#

yea

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put ur friend

magic siren
#

what do cs majors know abt friends tho 🥀

mellow saffron
#

idk only time someone asked me for references i put actual ones but they were never contacted

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nobody actually checks that shi

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unless it’s like a small company maybe

echo obsidian
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my mom says she checks references

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🤣

dark bane
mellow saffron
dark bane
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i want chocolate donut

tulip spruce
#

Dunkin?

scenic oyster
#

<@&868936794601828492> what we doing

unique robin
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@rustic dove @mossy aspen @frozen wadi