its p nice compared to what im feeling in cali
#2027_summer
echo obsidian
queen vortex
isnt austin housing market crashed rn
mint quest
Without my girlfriend they said 1500
queen vortex
get a mansion for 1.5k
opal needle
ask gf to spot the 300
queen vortex
ask gf to spot the 300
dont u think gf should be the one paying 1.5k
scenic oyster
im paying 750
narrow sierra
ask gf to spot the 300
Gf should be the full 1800
mint quest
scenic oyster
just me
no i have hella good deal
well im technically lying cuz its only for summer where its just me
double yah
scenic oyster
yuh
queen vortex
aight
scenic oyster
r u looking for summer only housing?
queen vortex
r there any prot against scams
scenic oyster
lowk nah only way would be to check it out in person first
queen vortex
hm ok
scenic oyster
where r u tryna live tho
cuz i think if ur sj/ south bay its chopped
if u have internship in downtown sf tho u can live east bay where its cheap
balmy bolt
dont u think gf should be the one paying 1.5k
real king
long geode
upper sluice
We’re ALL singletons
unique robin
how u do 750 in bay
queen vortex
@kevin quo zhao check dms
queen vortex
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728872326044844044/1496955101666087002/to...
Did u ban him
unique robin
not me
vale ridge
Penis pump for 20 min before slaying is so op, just free .5inches
fluid gale
Penis pump for 20 min before slaying is so op, just free .5inches
10m before interview
swift lily
Hello team
dark bane
Penis pump for 20 min before slaying is so op, just free .5inches
did u see what happejed to hullo
swift cryptBOT
tiger 22 and kanucool are playing
swift cryptBOT
Your group is on a 17 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 1/6: @soft rampart
3/6: @noble lion @swift moat
4/6: @magic siren
5/6: @undone mirage @dawn valve @tiger 22
swift lily
gemini code assist straight up doesnt work
What is code assist
magic siren
probs auto complete
noble lion
What is code assist
geminis claude code
it doesnt work
at all
it just stops working after 1 prompt
magic siren
💀
swift cryptBOT
**Your group is on a 17 day streak!** 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 1/6: <...
kanucool and 2 others were playing
swift lily
Thought it was called Gemini CLI
green elk
would c1/adj companies yield protect prev faang+
swift lily
would c1/adj companies yield protect prev faang+
Protect?
green elk
yield protect
swift lily
Probably lowball
green elk
wdym
swift lily
You would get placed bottom of band unless you have competing offer
swift lily
Why are you thinking of going from faang to c1/adj?
green elk
im just curious
like if you have procs you might as well do them ig
for practice exp or backup offers
green elk
depends
green elk
Offers expire shortly after they're sent
even so my points still stand
swift lily
Were u able to install @undone mirage
swift lily
Nevermind
swift lily
thought u were talking about Claude code
undone mirage
via public transit
like an hour
swift lily
Do this for years 5days a week
shell oyster
1 hour 33 minutes
3x a week
is this chopped chud
im in a cooked situation where im close enough that renting something feels like a waste of money but far enough that commuting is so nasty
shell oyster
1 hour 33 minutes
also this is one way
noble lion
hawk tuah
balmy bolt
1 hour 33 minutes
i did around a 1 hr commute for my freshman internship
genuinely so ass
shell oyster
i commute 1hr15 min to school by car 2x a week and its okay
but im only in class for 2 hours so
im not too tired when i get home
balmy bolt
5x a week 8 hrs. day is way worse
shell oyster
but internship finna be diff bc ima be tired and stuff
balmy bolt
u have to be up so early
shell oyster
yea its hybrid
tiny plume
thoughts on putting classwork in resume education section?
undone mirage
its whatever
at best it is just keyword matching for ats
oh
classwork
its fine
tiny plume
i meant like classes taken
tiny plume
at best it is just keyword matching for ats
i figured that was the only advantage
barren cliff
thoughts on putting classwork in resume education section?
I removed it cz i was out of space
tiny plume
ive never had it but i saw a lot of people on here did, seems kinda redundant tho considering most applicants have taken the same or similar classes. ats thing makes sense tho
barren cliff
Yea thats wht someone told me
if u ahve space go for it
No downsides but no bigger upsides either
summer folio
is it worth it to do research if u already doing FAANG this summer
sullen finch
is it worth it to do research if u already doing FAANG this summer
If you’re interested in that field and you have a good lab ya
nimble oak
born to be unemployed forced to crudbob
same bruh
i wish i was better looking so that i could become a house husband
nimble oak
ive never had it but i saw a lot of people on here did, seems kinda redundant th...
hmm is this rly true
i thought most ppl who do it were ppl who took advanced classes and want to list it
idk whether worth though, recruiters probably wont be impressed by like graduate algebraic geometry
they just want crudbobs
tiny plume
perchance, a lot of the resumes I've seen have included more common cs classes like DSA
im only a rising junior myself so i dont have any advanced classes to list
undone mirage
they just want crudbobs
ifl most recruiters dont even knw what they're recruiting for
like that stuff is a blackbox and they're jus regurgitating the jd
nimble oak
like that stuff is a blackbox and they're jus regurgitating the jd
yeah makes sense
i guess that makes it even more important to crudify your resume
balmy bolt
is it worth it to do research if u already doing FAANG this summer
if its good research
dark bane
swift moat
gilded bronze
I just realized i'll be a sophomore in june, and i'll have to start looking for summer internships for 2027
vague jacinth
Some recruiters even check linkedin to see whether the application is fraud or not. https://www.reddit.com/r/Recruiter_Advice/comments/1t5d9od/how_to_catch_fake_candidates/
Reddit
swift cryptBOT
kanucool and 2 others were playing
Blake was playing
short sinew
Some recruiters even check linkedin to see whether the application is fraud or n...
What does fraud apps even mean
Like people applying 10 times with different names
worthy palm
is it worth it to do research if u already doing FAANG this summer
It’s really about what u want
Which others said
Like if u wanna do research and the lab interests u it should be worth it, even if the resume value is legible
not everything got to be for resume value
Although it might help slightly and if somehow u decide u ever wanna do a PhD it will basically be required
marble river
leetcode slow asf for anyone else?
echo obsidian
leetcode slow asf for anyone else?
yes not loading
vivid stirrup
Sometimes you gotta evaluate your strategy and ask “what actions would get me 10x closer to my goals compared to what I’m currently doing?”
Lowkey game changer
upper sluice
stark lynx
Memo ngl
upper sluice
some problems are so nicely memoized
dark bane
both fire
proud mauve
Brute force
opal needle
@cache
opal needle
I just realized i'll be a sophomore in june, and i'll have to start looking for ...
should have started in hs
worthy palm
Anyone go to UT Austin and have recommendations for what I should do
I have like 3-4 hours to kill here
dark bane
Anyone go to UT Austin and have recommendations for what I should do
ask speemch
dark bane
I ate some food
yum
im gonna get the chip honey chicken soon
worthy palm
Omg that sounds yummy
dark bane
Omg that sounds yummy
yeah apparently it’s limited time
vivid stirrup
what's a good free resume JD customizer i can use
worthy palm
i heard they made me who i am!
manic gulch
if an interviewer says "youll here from your recruiter shortly" is this a good sign or not
it just means he came to a decision already right?
vague jacinth
if an interviewer says "youll here from your recruiter shortly" is this a good s...
that's a default response how they end an interview.
manic gulch
yeah thats what i thought
dark bane
Omg that sounds yummy
yippee
opal needle
js donate blood periodically to lower microplastic ratio in ur body
worthy palm
what r u up to other than food juda
dark bane
what r u up to other than food juda
i like sleeping
fervent whale
can someone refer me to zon
worthy palm
do referrals do anything for zon
heavy jay
Yea dm @unique robin
fervent whale
do referrals do anything for zon
if nto im cooked
worthy palm
y
fervent whale
im not getting a proc without nepo
unique robin
even with nepo i dont get procs
swift lily
Hello all
heavy jay
even with nepo i dont get procs
Add the dating channel
swift lily
I'm in the restroom, taking a small break from my 9-5
kind lodge
do referrals do anything for zon
It got me proc I think
unique robin
kind lodge
Cause I got OA almost right after I got referral
heavy jay
W
unique robin
lebron bless me im gonna fail these finals
heavy jay
Bro their trivial
violet belfry
<@755803727582986301> what do I do here
grab coffee/matcha at caphe.in, walk around campus, i can give u a tour if u want, u can see our stadium and stuff
worthy palm
oh wait
violet belfry
I ate some food
where’s this from lol
worthy palm
i am at a cafe rn but not that one
violet belfry
i am at a cafe rn but not that one
which lol
worthy palm
i dm u
worthy palm
where’s this from lol
tbh im not sure it was like a mini food court in a building with a target
cold plinth
ayman is one of the most peak people i've ever seen...
urban ore
on soul
long geode
fickle breach
YC over defense/gov for faang right
rotund shuttle
YC over defense/gov for faang right
prob not
fickle breach
google says better bc the environments are more similar
rotund shuttle
for growth sure but idk ab res val
fickle breach
but rlly depends on the companies
its unknown its like a chatgpt for doctors
i’d do it remote
rotund shuttle
never heard of it so idk
fickle breach
yes its not a standard company
urban ore
YC over defense/gov for faang right
what year are u
fickle breach
more like directly working with gov
fickle breach
what year are u
junior but gonna delay grad
so gonna go for something else next summer ideally
urban ore
idk i feel like lockheed or smthng would be more stable for re-recruiting
fickle breach
what would u choose
urban ore
prob defense
fickle breach
if u wanted to get into anything remotely big tech
urban ore
really depends
fickle breach
hmm
urban ore
some yc are straight ass
urban ore
if u believe in the company go to the yc thing ig
fickle breach
oh
fickle breach
like fall/spring?
urban ore
ye
fickle breach
so like defense summer and then yc later
urban ore
ye
opal needle
even with nepo i dont get procs
js larp
urban ore
wym
fickle breach
oh alr
lowkey its been a pain in the ass to even get this one
not that they dont want to its just very unorganized
i did an interview w them and the guy is like ill lyk of the decision next week and he never does, still texting cofounder and hes just not being very clear on whether im in or not lol
so i can try
urban ore
not that they dont want to its just very unorganized
ye startups are this way usually
ull prob learn more there
urban ore
the defense one
scenic oyster
someone slide fall alpha pls
fickle breach
if u push it would be tuff
also im lowkey in nasa proc
computer engineering since they dont rly have swe
but it would funnel directly into nasa i think
can u just commit and quit after a year lol
its their pathways thing
sullen finch
long geode
viral leaf
cold plinth
u know that pay gonna be like 40/hr too
bright kestrel
lilac hemlock
i could mention top 500 for a brawler in brawl stars
urban ore
i could mention top 500 for a brawler in brawl stars
orz
urban ore
can u just commit and quit after a year lol
no clue, ur prob at will
so id assume u can
stark lynx
Signal based hiring type shi
austere path
what company is this for 💀
lilac hemlock
what company is this for 💀
idk its called triumph.gg
neat hemlock
hello fellow ngmis
urban ore
hi
austere path
idk its called triumph.gg
never even heard of them💀
cosmic totem
idk its called triumph.gg
tc?
long geode
hello fellow ngmis
shell oyster
its unknown its like a chatgpt for doctors
helping hospitals vs blowing up hospitals
shell oyster
hello fellow ngmis
hi! hello twin! greetings! hello!
fickle breach
so id assume u can
say i get nasa would u still go w defense
thorn sorrel
idk its called triumph.gg
bro
ts is like
mobile games but u compete w others to make money
but its like lowkey rigged coz they skyrocket your elo if you keep winning money from them and get u to lose
not rigged but the system is wack
i have some friends that made a decent amount of money on there tho
lilac hemlock
mobile games but u compete w others to make money
what the hell is this 💀 💀 💀 i swear hella start ups are just straight up gambling/money betting platforms now
thorn sorrel
its some bs
they got like souilja boy or however u spell and trippie redd and stuff to play their games in ads
warm surge
hello ngmis
wide sorrel
hello ngmis
hello
wide sorrel
i hope spurs win.
I hope not
wide sorrel
if ant beats the spurs then ggs he's the best
this is good
wide sorrel
yes that’s perfect
and then he beats shai
in the conference finals
and then he beats whoever comes out of east
scenic oyster
i hope spurs win.
anyone over al Shaida
warm surge
and then he beats shai
and then we wake up
shai might jus go 12-0 heading into the finals
wide sorrel
yea prolly
sullen finch
hello ngmis
👋
wide sorrel
chet can’t touch em like he did the lakers
fair
it’s more cope to have an entertaining finals
i don’t want a 5 game series
anticlimactic
lilac hemlock
depends on your goals but i think thats literally the team everyone wants on ibm
its like watsonx (debatable), hashicorp, and then stuff like bob, gpu, ibm concert
congrats thats really good; ive heard backend has a lot of go/zig/rust
teams seem to be nationally distributed though
daring bane
depends on your goals but i think thats literally the team everyone wants on ibm
oh shi
its for wells fargo tho
so not sure how its going to work out
lilac hemlock
wait
lilac hemlock
its for wells fargo tho
do you mean youre going to ibm working ON hashicorp and terraform or youre going to wells fargo working WITH the tools
daring bane
on the hashicorp team on wells
lilac hemlock
qwhat the
daring bane
so working with the tools
lilac hemlock
prolly the tools then yeah
hmmm i know terraform is sought out for infrastructure/SRE roles as its IaC and the like
not too sure tho
cant give you the best answer here
fluid salmon
we are literally cooked
knotty steeple
its for wells fargo tho
No it’s not as good ngl but see if you can omit the wells fargo and just only talk snout the hashicorp stuff
If you can then I think its pretty good
daring bane
I see
daring bane
we are literally cooked
you have to log in with meta account clicked out immediately
tranquil crown
hopefully they keep the chat open for the meta event
daring bane
ts to funny
today morning's jpm event it was fully closed
not even hand raise allowed bro lma
echo obsidian
we are literally cooked
do u think the survey at the bottom even does anything
daring bane
trust bro
echo obsidian
so ts not going straight to the bin
daring bane
this what i think is going to happen
so my headcanon is that they match people who joined and then did the survey
echo obsidian
like “are you an ai native”
echo obsidian
oh
daring bane
like there are some surveys where email is recorded
narrow sierra
what subject line is good for cold email
UC BERKELEY | CHAD | 6’7 | LOOKING FOR INTERNSHIPS
scenic oyster
UC BERKELEY | CHAD | 6’7 | LOOKING FOR INTERNSHIPS
is this how i finally get fall tesla
opal needle
UC BERKELEY | CHAD | 6’7 | LOOKING FOR INTERNSHIPS
peak
mint quest
Yo
scenic oyster
thanks ill try both of these
and run a/b test to measure which one has better response rateg
echo obsidian
i got vip tour of ut austin
what was the coolest thing on your vip tour
worthy palm
what was the coolest thing on your vip tour
Prolly this thing
worthy palm
Yeah I think this is the ECE / Engineering Education building and it’s super cool inside
pastel mulch
wtf 3 floor glass window wall
white walrus
i hope spurs win.
spurs are getting relegated
warm surge
na
pastel mulch
this is probably fanciest building on texas a&m campus
narrow sierra
this is probably fanciest building on texas a&m campus
this looks like a mall bruh
long geode
this is probably fanciest building on texas a&m campus
mfs be walking up the stairs n shit 😭 🙏
strong violet
mods ban that guy
pastel mulch
mfs be walking up the stairs n shit 😭 🙏
class transition time
gilded bronze
mods send him to brazil
pastel mulch
but also all the other stairwells look like the backrooms
narrow sierra
ur guys unis r rich wtf
pastel mulch
unpainted walls and exposed pipes
narrow sierra
my school is chudded tho
strong violet
mods send him to brazil
worse, israel
narrow sierra
poor asf
gilded bronze
worse, israel
draft him to the idf
mint quest
hi
mint quest
yall ever waited a week for intv result and gotten the offer
gilded bronze
yall ever waited a week for intv result and gotten the offer
no
mint quest
tsk
mint quest
was told to wait until the end of this week
strong violet
thats normal
mint quest
i think i was the first to interview
gilded bronze
end of the week youre getting an offer
strong violet
big day for offers is friday
mint quest
for final round
gilded bronze
ong ong frfr
strong violet
fr grats on ur incoming
mint quest
being first is NOT for the weak
strong violet
might as well throw it on li already
mint quest
strong violet
being first is NOT for the weak
going first is either the best thing or the worst thing
cuz if u go first and ur cracked then they dont rlly care about everyone after you
on the other hand..if u go first and ur mid
then they purposely look for better qualities in other candidates
mint quest
its over
gilded bronze
being first means youre being used as a metric
mint quest
if they stack rank then it doesnt rlly matter ig
gilded bronze
for everybody else that comes after
mint quest
🙏
gilded bronze
🙏🏻
strong violet
just hope ur school mogs!
mint quest
if i get stack ranked then its over
lowkey idek
the final round seemed like a checklist/vibe check
rather than a formal intv
gilded bronze
youre getting the offer big man
mint quest
praying bro
i got a final tomorrow
40% of my grade
lowk dont even feel like studying
mint inlet
hi all
opal needle
this is true
tame edge
forgot quant firms
echo obsidian
forgot todd
lilac hemlock
epic systems
yo if my upperclassman friend went from no prevs to nvidia is it possible for me
mighty pike
Why is tesla even on there lol
lilac hemlock
half the companies there are quite the audible actually
thorn sorrel
wheres IC in ICFAANG?
echo obsidian
is anyone in the meta event
thorn sorrel
horrible list
echo obsidian
wtf is this LOL
lilac hemlock
three elon companies
meta
microsoft
thorn sorrel
is anyone in the meta event
yea wtf is going on
echo obsidian
wtf is this music LOL
tranquil crown
damn no chat for the event
hidden shuttle
is anyone in the meta event
yea
thorn sorrel
bro needs to mute
hidden shuttle
why are there background sounds
lethal shore
whats bro talking abt
lilac hemlock
can someone post the juliana gif
echo obsidian
LOL
echo obsidian
google slides 😭
echo obsidian
he shoulda made this an instagram live
lilac hemlock
wheres the gemini corner in the bottom right
echo obsidian
HOLY TOUGH FIT
edgy fractal
where's waldo type fit
echo obsidian
wheres juliana 🥀
dawn valve
can he give us a job plz
barren cliff
how many ppl in this webinar
urban ore
wheres juliana 🥀
edgy fractal
lowkey didnt know meta owned whatsapp
echo obsidian
are we listening to an ad for meta glasses?
lilac hemlock
someone actually brought the meta glasses to my systems final yesterday lmfao
lilac hemlock
professor only gave a stern warning unforch
"remember there is no AI allowed on any portion of this exam including phones, smart watches, or Glasses. Im Not Dumb. this is your last chance"
solar notch
Ayman in chat ❤️🌹
lilac hemlock
🌹🌹🌹
long geode
Ayman in chat ❤️🌹
carmine marsh
how long is this webinar
thorn sorrel
ts is so boring
hidden shuttle
google one was more interesting
thorn sorrel
dude is talking about data centers
https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094
fluid salmon
I'm Subway Surfers maxing
fathom wing
where is my meta reachout 🥀
thorn sorrel
zuck mentioned
echo obsidian
he on first person name with mark
thorn sorrel
i was in the same room as mark
at one point in my life
shouldve begged him for a job
carmine marsh
they alr took email down is it even worth staying on this webinar
thorn sorrel
i think theres a feedback form at the end or some shit
hidden shuttle
maybe QnA form is the attendance
echo obsidian
the bloat 😭
still pollen
they alr took email down is it even worth staying on this webinar
they have special apply link at the end
sweet wolf
they alr took email down is it even worth staying on this webinar
yeah they do onsites directly after this
edgy fractal
layoffs mentioned
lilac hemlock
"we've had some bloat in the past" Yeah man
barren cliff
they have special apply link at the end
What mail
carmine marsh
yeah they do onsites directly after this
oh bet
hidden shuttle
theres probanly atleast 2k ppl watching this rn
fiery radish
The bloat 💔
thorn sorrel
2k ngmis
hidden shuttle
2k ppl getting proc
fiery radish
Holy crap ai assistant…
lilac hemlock
i dont even wanna do this proc tbh im not tryna do an ai interview
hidden shuttle
if u dont use meta ai during interview, u fail
echo obsidian
urban ore
kotlin im crying bro
sweet wolf
i dont even wanna do this proc tbh im not tryna do an ai interview
i dont think they do it for intern/new grad
hidden shuttle
whats stoping someone from copy pasting the question into the AI and getting the answer right away?
lilac hemlock
i dont think they do it for intern/new grad
i believe they do
echo obsidian
is this a 30m thing?
lilac hemlock
whats stoping someone from copy pasting the question into the AI and getting the...
they probably look at this
echo obsidian
seem like he kinda going thru it fast
lilac hemlock
seem like he kinda going thru it fast
there are keynote speakers
sweet wolf
i believe they do
mine was leetcode
urban ore
ye
dawn valve
Yes
earnest rock
Was there an attendance link if so can someone dm
lilac hemlock
mine was leetcode
it might change for next cycle though
but youre right ab new grad+, a mid level here interviewed and it was 0 leetcode
dawn valve
edgy fractal
hes building in stealth
echo obsidian
he got vscode up as a recruiter
he also got the printer app
barren cliff
Building next yc recruiting startup
earnest rock
Also fun fact kolin responded to a cold email of mine last cycle but I didn’t get oa 😡
thorn sorrel
#bringbackpublicchats
lilac hemlock
he has obsidian 
lilac hemlock
#bringbackpublicchats
thorn sorrel
hidden shuttle
z2s gonna leak the attedance link
echo obsidian
scale ai mentioned
lilac hemlock
z2s gonna leak the attedance link
ngl z2s ruining the game
echo obsidian
holy tuff
sweet wolf
yeah they'll just do the same thing next year
undone mirage
ngl z2s ruining the game
well people are sending him the links
and no one blames them
😭
echo obsidian
meta raybans mentioned for the like tenth time
lilac hemlock
well people are sending him the links
yeah its just this entire community/way to game the game in a sense
edgy fractal
didnt you hear him? we need to minimize bloat
lilac hemlock
like z2s is helpful for stuff but i kinda feel it now/for thousands of people who can just get attendance links without going its just like bruh
dawn valve
nooooooooo
rocky harbor
yeah
earnest rock
Recruiters love the word “leverage”
undone mirage
did u fill out th esurvey
rocky harbor
forrela
dawn valve
so no free oa😥
thorn sorrel
for the nvidia unique application link can i use that shit in the fall coz im not applying for any more 2026 positions
carmine marsh
for the nvidia unique application link can i use that shit in the fall coz im no...
yeah it wasnt meant for summer 2026
undone mirage
ez consideration this year
echo obsidian
OH NAH
earnest rock
Take a shot everytime he says leverage
thorn sorrel
yeah it wasnt meant for summer 2026
gotcha, most roles i see on there are new grad 26. hopefully i can use it for new grad '27
lilac hemlock
this dudes name is Kolin no wonder he mentioned Kotlin first bruh
undone mirage
awww yea
lilac hemlock
im tapped in
carmine marsh
lmfao
thorn sorrel
please fail
dawn valve
i uploaded my resume and it said i wasnt a match for any available jobs
carmine marsh
i saw that too
gilded bronze
leveragedeeznuts
lilac hemlock
undone mirage
i uploaded my resume and it said i wasnt a match for any available jobs
what's mt resume
rocky harbor
LMFAOO
dawn valve
what's mt resume
my resume
rocky harbor
goddamn
rocky harbor
are we connecting w her or what
lilac hemlock
carmine marsh
wait is this only for interns
rocky harbor
sweet wolf
wait is this only for interns
no
lilac hemlock
oh hell no this poor woman 💀 she's about to get spammed with hella resumes
dawn valve
key word max nice
fluid salmon
so should we actually do this
meta ai shit
im gonna do it i think
i think it will make you get into it easier
lilac hemlock
idrama labs
fluid salmon
they have. call to action
lilac hemlock
whats call to action
narrow sierra
r we all getting meta proc
fluid salmon
yes
sweet wolf
r we all getting meta proc
yes then headcounted
narrow sierra
whats call to action
they r gonna call on you to take an action
fluid salmon
Dumpster -> OMSCS -> Meta -> Going gay >>>>>>>>>>
narrow sierra
yes then headcounted
I'd probably end it all
narrow sierra
Dumpster -> OMSCS -> Meta -> Going gay >>>>>>>>>>
my future
fluid salmon
i've been building projects i gotta pu tthe meta tagged int he bag
rocky harbor
guy needs to scroll down on his script
narrow sierra
no chat kinda pissing me off ts is not as fun as the Google event
edgy fractal
the slides title says [WIP] 😭
fluid salmon
they knew we were gonna be devious
narrow sierra
who tf is cathy
thorn sorrel
so cracked
sweet wolf
she aint even here
narrow sierra
she told Kolin stfu
fickle breach
is there a way to record attendance?
earnest rock
In ai there is no limit to the larp
narrow sierra
she is advocating for us to job hop eh
lilac hemlock
this mf
sweet wolf
yeah submit resume link
mellow saffron
lilac hemlock
this mf is trying to eliminate competition
dawn valve
direct application link yall didnt get it?
narrow sierra
there's always next year
thorn sorrel
yea everyone should leave, ill stay in case they drop a link
carmine marsh
yo they're moving fast i just got meta interview invite
sweet wolf
direct application link yall didnt get it?
i just got it
rocky harbor
wait Cathy H just connected with me on linkedin
echo obsidian
wait Cathy H just connected with me on linkedin
fluid salmon
Cathy just sent it
fickle breach
nah u guys r trolling
earnest rock
Yo wtf they just responded to the ai form that I submitted
fickle breach
😭😭
sweet wolf
Cathy booked a 1:1 with me
lilac hemlock
Yo wait juliana just hit my number
edgy fractal
just got my meta summer 2027 offer thanks cathy 🙏
carmine marsh
tbd lab
earnest rock
Yo wait juliana just hit my number
Ik Kevin is fuming rn
rocky harbor
YOOO
earnest rock
Holy that’s a long ass interview
lilac hemlock
yall think if she got into meta today her linkedin would be "mts @ meta superintelligence"
rocky harbor
she better hurry up with her presentation cause shes lowkey supposed to be meeting w u rn
carmine marsh
aren't you in the interview rn
rocky harbor
anyone else here a undercover meta recruiter?
carmine marsh
yeah
narrow sierra
holy all the tesla fall rejections r coming through rn 🥀
thorn sorrel
anyone else here a undercover meta recruiter?
i am
carmine marsh
send me ur ssn and ill add you to the direct consideration
thorn sorrel
send me your resume and 500 dollars and ill give you an oa
strong violet
bro
lilac hemlock
im Kevin Quo Zhao
urban ore
does anyone got the qr code for attendance at the beginning they showed
narrow sierra
does anyone got the qr code for attendance at the beginning they showed
yeah but gatekeeping
urban ore
oh ok
carmine marsh
Kotlin jones is it you?
yeah what's up
strong violet
jfc
thorn sorrel
holy multiverse
carmine marsh
can i get your number lowk
thorn sorrel
its all connected
rocky harbor
does anyone got the qr code for attendance at the beginning they showed
dude it was only first 10 people get instant pass to final interview
lilac hemlock
holy multiverse
theres probably like 50 kevin zhaos at meta alone
steel wind
WAIT DID he actually have a qr code for that>
narrow sierra
WAIT DID he actually have a qr code for that>
yeah
narrow sierra
early bird gets the worm guys
thorn sorrel
steel wind
and there wa nothing gang
lilac hemlock
there was nothing there bruh stop jabbering gang
steel wind
fr
dawn valve
i had an application
thorn sorrel
doom scrolling mentioned
rocky harbor
and there wa nothing gang
tf were u doing u werent locked in fr
dawn valve
meta is best ai lab right guys
lilac hemlock
I LOVE SORA I LOVE DEEPSEEK I LOVE ANTHROPIC I LOVE AI I LOVE ASI I LOVE AGI I LOVE CLAUDE
steel wind
i was vibing to the music
barren cliff
im joking lol ts the most useless webinar
narrow sierra
larping yes
thorn sorrel
I LOVE MUSE SPARK
narrow sierra
never used this shit
dawn valve
YES I ALWAYS USE THIS
elder island
MEE
fluid salmon
ive literally used that shit hella
native rover
they tracking attendnce now
native rover
gotta click yes
narrow sierra
everyone larp yes
native rover
or else auto reject
thorn sorrel
45% larping
native rover
55% no???
rocky harbor
45% larp
echo obsidian
so whose fucking lying
rocky harbor
LMFAOO
lilac hemlock
WAIT I DIDNT GET TO VOTE
fiery radish
😭
dawn valve
45% of full larp
lilac hemlock
WHY YALL SELLING
native rover
do we not want offer lmao
dawn valve
larp larp larp
narrow sierra
ah hell nah
thorn sorrel
😭
native rover
we gotta lock in
lilac hemlock
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE 100% YES THEY TRACK YOUR TOKENS
still pollen
WE all used muse spark before
lilac hemlock
AND YOUR KEY STROKES
edgy fractal
she thinks 45% is low?? this already hella larped 😭
sweet wolf
saying yes = direct consideration
native rover
anyone selects no are getting auto reject
fluid salmon
I fucking answered hella quick
narrow sierra
she thinks 45% is low?? this already hella larped 😭
fr lol
steel wind
never used muse spark before btw (i ansewered yes)
earnest rock
Holy I just got an interview on muse spark team
fluid salmon
I use that shit 247
lilac hemlock
agentic reasoning @ epic systems
dawn valve
never used muse spark before btw (i ansewered yes)
this is my first time hearing about it
rocky harbor
fr
steel wind
incoming @ msl
dawn valve
I use that shit 247
they not looking at the discord bro
fluid salmon
They are
sweet wolf
incoming @ muse spark
lilac hemlock
incoming RAG @ metamate
thorn sorrel
what a useful ai
dawn valve
nice pretty good stuff
thorn sorrel
i can use it to count in my pictures
fluid salmon
Cathy is so inspiring
native rover
id food
fiery radish
I just spoke to Cathy rn
thorn sorrel
god i love iding food
narrow sierra
Food ID aka read the label
fiery radish
She hired me
sweet wolf
https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094
lilac hemlock
bro they watchin this discord stop ragging on muse spark
fiery radish
Are you actually 😭
lilac hemlock
"muse spark brought ai back into the conversation" are you sure
fiery radish
😭
narrow sierra
"muse spark brought ai back into the conversation" are you sure
yeah everyones making fun of it 😭
rocky harbor
graduating??
narrow sierra
back in the convo 🔥
fiery radish
Tell her to tap in new method
urban ore
anyone else just get the email to submit resume after the qr code at the start???
dawn valve
less jobs
rocky harbor
I just finished freshman year 🔥
dawn valve
gg
austere path
i forgot abt ts
narrow sierra
lol she doesn't know I'm perma delaying
austere path
what did they talk about earlier
lilac hemlock
shes trying so hard to avoid meta's lay offs LOL
narrow sierra
never graduating
fluid salmon
Cathy is so nice
austere path
in the meta thing
fiery radish
Yeah she seems chill
echo obsidian
shes trying so hard to avoid meta's lay offs LOL
cathy prolly has 10m in the bank
austere path
whats the qr code for
lilac hemlock
wait she hiring orz
echo obsidian
idt she cares about no layoffs
sweet wolf
whats the qr code for
interview scheduling
rocky harbor
what did they talk about earlier
dude they had a quiz about zuckerberg and top 10 people got a direct offer to join the superintelligence team
edgy fractal
shes trying so hard to avoid meta's lay offs LOL
kolin got the pip email as soon as he messed up the screen share
dawn valve
shes trying so hard to avoid meta's lay offs LOL
shes been through many
echo obsidian
they were already doing RL 😭
earnest rock
Damn she’s talking about when she reached out to me that was so goated 😭😭😭
austere path
interview scheduling
💀 alr
echo obsidian
whose the chief ai officer
austere path
Damn she’s talking about when she reached out to me that was so goated 😭😭😭
what did they talk about earlier
lilac hemlock
NOOOO CATHY I NEED YOU PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE
echo obsidian
is that alexander wang
narrow sierra
call to action
rocky harbor
LMFAOOO
steel wind
who made ts
rocky harbor
bruh u got too much time
sweet wolf
who made ts
cathy h
thorn sorrel
someone upload something inappropriate
steel wind
LMAO
fluid salmon
ACT EVERYONE
dawn valve
man if i dont get an oa
steel wind
bros gonna get 100s of forms
echo obsidian
mod abuse
steel wind
sent it to zero2sudo
dawn valve
these wastes of time
lilac hemlock
this mf is a mod trolling and spamming chat
steel wind
lmao
urban ore
😭
edgy fractal
someone send this to sudo immediately
lilac hemlock
are we srs
rocky harbor
sent it to zero2sudo
LMFAOO
fluid salmon
Evyerone
steel wind
FR LMAO
echo obsidian
send to z2s LOL
urban ore
LMAO
lilac hemlock
that would actually be hilarious
steel wind
im sending ts thru my spam
lilac hemlock
everyone send it so he sees it and think hes serious
fluid salmon
loved learning about Muse Spark and more about AI Super Intelligence at Metas 2026 AI Virtual event.
echo obsidian
dawn valve
this is a great idea