#2027_summer
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So what is considered late 💀
depends
after college grad id say
I mean a lot of companies don't have in person round tho
👀
maybe 2-3 years post college grad
Damn I still have time to lock in
Pls I need this
bro you’re gonna get deported first
Ye I can come back to Vietnam to lock in 💀
intl is hard asf
I am bro 😭
bro like 90% of chinese intl students end up heading home
i mean that's cool but the point is trying to guarantee a good outcome
the later u start the more random variables are introduced
If Chinese intl are cooked I'm cooked fs 🥀
my point's that this stuff is severe diminishing returns lmao
Those ppl too smart
not true
ifl a lot of them go back by choice though
if you're smart then you just need to lock in at some point in time
can u eat clean and hit ur macros/protein off google meals @swift moat
and you'll overwhelmingly likely be fine
and like run their family’s business
What if I'm stupid 🥀
by choice? if they could stay here they would
it's not, plenty of parents will shape their kids' behavior properly by starting early
the issue is they cant stay
creatine
yeah
Finished final round
Interviewer said be sure to keep in touch
How does that even work
Like intl with nepo with US schools?
tbh its probably important to get them gymming and eating healthy early
nah a lot of them arent locked in, wrong major, no discipline, family business at home, no pressure to make it
ud be suprised
i shouldve locked in on that far earlier
that's another good thing
I see
my point is if u leave ur kid under their own devices they could end up being a bum
we dont count that
u have no control if u start too late
this is true
i worked out kinda late
well not late
but
i wish earlier
ok i do agree with like teaching them good values
lol i only started in college and only really started this year
genuinely js need to cut
larp larp larp sahur
fmcl i just stepped in mud bruh
💔
ts how the universe punishes u when ur a bum
The universe punishes me everyday
Bro confusing ahh interview
Bro said
Sorry I’m in my car
I can’t turn on camera
🥀
Final round btw
💔🥀
did it go through the holes in ur shoes
no
Bro
Idek what he wanted from me
He kept asking me
Idek
i wasn't wearing my shoes 🥀
just got straight on my socks
but it would've gone through those holes anyways so gg
bro u def have ts
?
so free
bro
if this is ur final round
ur in
rip
Bro idk
He said keep in touch as if he was saying good bye 🥀
Car interview is tough
every time i pass by a tesla on the 101 nowadays
they’re all on autopilot with makeup in one hand or scrolling on their phone
lol bro ur literally in
hes not gonna hold u to it
what are these interview conditions
Cscd leaking out
just wait till they find out about the zon scale
@noble lion why is Meta so high
they gotta use my amaz-stige.....
google overhyped
netflix > google for sure
u can go from google to netflix
but not netflix to google
well
more likely
wait what
3.2/10 ragebait ur better than this kanu
that didn't ocme out right
rookie numbers in this racket
so tesla is a top 7 company?
this is better, 5.5/10
yes even without not hiring
i’d give up a netflix offer for 1% of kanu’s intelligence
hes one of the few that deciphered the origin of harvey's name
^
its named after harvey specter
it makes sense because harvey specter is a lawyer and harvey does legal things
dont worry about it it took me weeks to figure it out
dude how did u figure this out
idk I just randomly figure it out
the real geniuses are the ppl at harvey who came up with it
u cant give up smth u dont have
i’d give up @proud mauve js offer then
💀
can we get a tier list of different zon teams/orgs?
11k interns is way too large, we need to stratify within the zon club
i believe someone did this for google
@whole sinew
they are hiring 11k interns?
Well 11k sde
hire 11k fire another 14
headline is wrong
yea
all google teams are good
dont get it twisted ✌️
jk
they said 11k interns then their spokesperson clarified its 11k across all intern and ng roles in 2026
mfs are forgetting for every swe zon or other big tech hires
@whole sinew i believe this is a fitting job for you
yea zons a big company that basically tries to do everything
No insight on Zon teams unfortunaetely, but talked with numerous people at quants and top AI labs for google team ranking and we arrived at this list.
⭐
S-TIER (Top)
DeepMind / Gemini / Google Research
⸻
🅰️
A-TIER
Android
Search
Maps / Geo
⸻
🅱️
B-TIER
Chrome / ChromeOS
Pixel Hardware & Software
Ads (Core Ads & ML)
⸻
🅲 C-TIER
Google Assistant (Legacy)
Workspace (Gmail, Docs, Drive)
Nest / Smart Home
⸻
🅳 D-TIER
Fitbit / WearOS
Google Pay / Wallet
Shopping / Merchant Center
⸻
🅴 E-TIER (Bottom)
GCP (Google Cloud Platform)
YouTube (All of YouTube Org)
I am looking to apply Zon this next cycle as PHD, so may reach out to my contacts at AI labs/quants again to get to zon team list.
how’s gcp so low
Even though it’s not industry standard it’s a great product
With a lot of technical work
gcp isn't industry standard?
good plan crystalize
Nah aws is
aws
But for now, high level I think you can kinda approximate amazon teams based on their equivalence here but its tough. In general the average Amazon team has higher engineer quality ive found than google but theres skews in all directions 
To be clear, this tier lists ranks the average quality of engineers from these orgs, as percieved by people at quants/top AI labs. It does not attempt to rank org 'prestige', career opportunities, TC, WLB, product importance, etc.
did anyone get optiver email about having another int in august after final
Gcp engineering talent is solid
Better then other stuff on the list
Running a whole cloud based org takes talent
🤷♂️ this is just what my contacts agreed on. Bigger orgs like GCP are dragged down because of their size, lots more room for lower quality engineers.
What tier is AWS redshift in Amazon
i will be reaching out to my contacts to get an amazon tier list as well, right now im not sure though i dont have much info on amazon.
If u actually got contacts tell em to get me into quant
So I can gamble billions of dollars on penny stocks
From what they have told me, a good google/amazon/etc. team is generally better than most quant
What about a good splunk team

oh wait redshift 💀💀💀
ngl i was just in a doc review and we yapped abt redshift for like 2 hrs
Damn what
yea
it’s pretty cool
it’s also one of the only aws service we can’t see the code of LOL
for some reason
hows amazon medicine team
😕
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lowk idk anything abt this 💀
orz

No way
cuz they have stuff that regular sde not supposed to see
took me forever to get redshit permissions
time to larp zon business analyst intern as swe
zon area manager intern
does faang have aura for non swe roles
Woah welcome back
if i see another roblox intern imma flip
omg no way u have redshift permissions
orz orz orz orz
what’s the secret ingredient of redshift
disjoint sets
Should i read
Did anyone that went to the nvidia link receive a “special link” or is zero2pedo larping again
yea its real
damn he lowkey is ruining the game
did he leak the unique link?
the link is in this server lol
i didnt mean literally leak, but it would have been funny if he still posted it
yes
zero2pedo are we deaduzz
Was it the one at the bottom of the email or a new one
the thank you for attending email
was it like "👉 Interested in applying to new opportunities? Apply using this unique link"
it was like a thank yo uemail
Oh wait I got that too lol I’m sped
wat this email
would you guys put ai tools on your resume for ex. codex or claude code
no lol
some job descriptions do explicitly recommend having experience with those
so maybe you can
¯_(ツ)_/¯
language html
yo are yall putting grad date as 2027 or 2028 for fall roles
2028 but some require 2027
alr u think 2028 is best
im lowk getting no procs
yea 2028 good
most ppl who get fall procs have faang+ prevs
im incoming at faang+
not sure if theres a difference between actually having a prev and inc
yea ideally 2 prevs, incoming is ok but prev is stronger
same as you
damn bro hope things get better for u 🙏
inc faang btw
usually an inc is enough if its at the top, fall procs r just hard to get in general
well more rng than summer procs at the least
same to you
how about winter procs?
i dont have personal experience w them, but i've heard there's a lot more quantity for winter and spring than fall
so maybe its easier
they come out around august/september right? the same time summer comes out
yeah about then
Hello buddy
hi goat
oh i see i lowk thought it was my resume but no cause for concern yet ig
nah its not
i got a fall proc in june last year
💀
oh shi bett
which company was it if you dont mind me asking? (curious which company recruits fall that late)
just set it to future start date lowkey
tiger 22 and tiger 16 were playing
Raemelia was playing
wait nah i just had a generic thank you email
was this not the link?
ts gonna do nothing 😭
damn so like howd people end up getting it
HISSSSSS
HIS
@proud mauve hello
💀
Bro you belong to some gmi land far far away
real
aka the bay area
real x2
The place that I belong to is unironically Vietnam 🥀
no it's my bed
😳
sup chat
Stop lapping
Larping
Or I’m going to kick you rocky
It’s not nice to people who are actually jobless
how long to hear back after sofi oa?
when did u take oa
i did my oa yesterday
wait actually
so am i cooked then
what team
damn
can I negociate my RO based on performance during the internship (no other offer currently as I graduate dec)
current internship gave a FTE offer today with deadline of 3 days
idk if i should even negociate because the offer is exactly what I expected, but this org can stretch quite a bit
Zzzz
zzzz
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/c8EeJtqnsKyXdLtc5/how-long-can-people-usefully-work good synthesis on working hard for my strivers out there
Bruh i never got that
havent looked at the link yet but im guessing about 4 hours?
It alluded to the classic study that says 4 hours, but the study only suggests 4 hours on one subject. In my experience I can get 12hrs or more if I do 4 hour blocks of 3 different subjects
It also talks about diminishing returns on work. For example, learning something for 1-2 hrs a day for a month is shown to be more efficient per hour than 3+ hours a month
Spaced repetition is extremely important
nice
This was helpful to me because I used to grind one subject for 8 hours a day straight because I thought it would prevent the context switching cost. But, it turns out there’s diminishing returns in that, and I can get more done by doing a bunch of different things a little at a time each day
Maybe yall already knew that
🏳️
you were right
i was wrong
dude is actually a monster
actually unbelievable performance i’d give him a title shot but ian beat him so idek

wake up call thank you
lowkey spent like 8 hours doing data structures yestrday
Yeah I think my optima is 2-3 hours then switch to something else
Maybe 4 if I’m in the zone
I love books
dm me for something funny
!process ban
wtf ur goated
naw finals 💔 i lowkey get dijkstra's/anything graphs and heap related like crazy now tho
and sorta trees
but im still really bad at tree problems themselves lol
I’ve only done the nc150 tree problems are there other good ones out there
yo anyone need housing in bellvue looking for roommates, pls feel free to reach out

generalizing from a study who’s population isn’t representative of you is not useful
Man these OAs are getting crazy
i wish i could get OAs
I just did an AI assisted OA on hackerrank
same
Most chopped concept ever
sams club
offbrand costco
fr if it’s not 2 pointer i’m not doing the problem
Ong ong
1
@dark bane
2
juda what are your thoughts on goombas
ugly
whos the baddest princess
ugly cause we step on them or do we step on them cause they're ugly
real
the toads are still different colors tho
friends
That’s the hair
@solid portal why u so mean to me 
you can ask people for it
can i use intern sick time as vacation days
I’m banning you
Bye
You’re larper
What happened to ur gpt 2 role
cant have nothing bro
Feels bad
(yeema disciple) is tuff bro im honored
Lol
Bro idk
I kicked like one guy and they took it
Yeah and like the guy I kicked should’ve been kicked too
#freeyeema
i wonder which guy got kicked 🤔
alright go crazy
#freeyeema
#freeokbus
#freeleetcodepremium
arent you the larper who's been alpha farming
why you even doing that
its not like ur gonna get the procs anyways
i am not larping 😭 😭
all my procs are real
dm me if you want the offer proof or smth idk
if you have offer why ask for alpha
i am not asking for alpha
what are you doing then
offering them proc information and asking them about other procs
oh so you are asking for alpha
seems reasonable
idk why i keep getting kicked by yeema
why ask for other proc info if you alr have offers
it's not like firms are recruiting rn
yeah, like what? 4?
i want a competing offer to negotiate higher comp
is this ng
js, optiver, radix, sig, aquatic, de shaw, citadel, and some more
mix
you can't nego intern comp unless pod shop or citsec i believe
i'm being fr
some ppl ask me abt my school
and more stuff
why would i discuss that publicly
just trying to do better in life bro
yeah this guy used the image out of context and got me kicked from tqd by yeema
what could POSSIBLY be the context 😭
we were just discussing the aquatic proc and he asked me the process so i told him the rounds i did
and he asked what was after the final (aquatic has leadership rounds) i told the dude I had none which has larp
why
to see if he was actually in the proc
and knew there are leadership rounds because aquatic tells you right when u apply
"bro bro trust me i was only larping so that i could test if YOU were larping, now tell me the questions so i know YOU know"
basically
there's too many people asking for shit when they aren't even in the proc
@rotund shuttle is this true
so ur telling me you got aquatic swe offer and optiver qt offer as a freshman
i am not a freshman bro
im just reading the thread man
idk why that dude thinks i am a freshman
i trust ok-bus
its the bouse energy
i am not a freshman
larping optiver offers is a bit of a personal issue with me, you can understand why we must take this seriously right
i am not larping optiver offer and idk why it's personal for you
don't mind Andrew, he just had a personal experience with them
optiver lowball killed my parents in a back alleyway of arlington texas
Nah we chill lol
this ok bus guy is a lying larper + small wiener
You ain’t slick buddy
sup james
could i get unban from tqd 🙏
i think i asked for too much
brother
how many total zon interns this year ❤️
didnt they say 10,000 new grad and interns this year
so like 5-6k?
ill check
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bro when am i gettin this..
how tf did you get this info 😭
he's a company insider
L11
been at zon since 01
bro this is actually so cool
i got the 'meet your team' thing on atoz
i have info about my manager and my whole team
Sloppy quorum is like if you lock yourself out of your house, you may knock on the neighbor's door and ask whether you may stay on their couch temporarily.
oh I should check atoz
yes
that sounds way better
that sounds mid
recommendations vs mobile
you might do some react work
did u email ur manager
saying what u should prep for before or sum
I would recommend brushing up on Java a little if you haven't used the language before, as well as distributed systems concepts.
i havent touched java in an YEARRRR
nah I’m not even intern I’m ng
seattle
lucky
where are u
Once you find the keys to your house again, your neighbor politely asked you to get off their couch and go home
bay area
sunnyvale
ive never been so no clue how it would be
but heard terrible things about how expensive it is
seattle weather is terrible ngl
No
fr I gotta transfer out asap
yo r u tqd mod wtf
Yes. I run Tqd
New grad
whens your start
Why I can't be one of those 3k mfers 🥀
yo give me this tesla job and I’ll buy everyone here a lambo
you're destined for something bigger
Like what 😳
js
u dont wanna be
Nah bro Zon is my dream
may 18
wokring on the amazon.com frontend is the dream
Yes this is my dream bro
I love centering some divs for Zon
when u go to atoz do you have an actual login or do you press i accepted an offer from my recruiter
the second one
Idk bro
Ask some abgs in the bay to drink boba with them
Yo it’s been a minute how’s it been
I tried
how do i earn my unban 😢
Maybe work at Zon then 🤔
You can meet more there
No way summer 2027 channel open Alr
dm me the link to the see your team
It’s bouta close we onto summer 28
Big melons Bobby
why dont u use your gmi connections like rock to get a job 🥀
Why don’t we open summer 3000 next
Yo
He told me I'm too stupid 😔
He had to carry me in our lab
Raemelia where do you live
🥀
hi yeema
in america
yo
where do you live yeema
Been a minute
oh poppys back
Which side
when do u start at JS
@proud mauve what do i get...
lol wtf
mac hello
im on a windows laptop rn
Why would you get a windows laptop are you poor
take mac
Prob the 16 in core i7
Nobody gonna like you at work
Bezos is going to clown you
He’s gonna be like who let this broke fuck in here
whole life i've been on windows
yeah and then you try it and realize how much better it is
Some people live in Iraq there whole life never too late to come to US
no
i tried it once
on my coworkers laptop
i was struggling to double click on its mousepad
thats not the same lmao
🙂
thats why you use a mouse
who needs a mouse for programming anyways
mac != apple accessories
can u list me
5 reasons why i should pick a mac
if i do it i will literlaly scream in frustration out of using it
i can tell......
Don’t bother Lucas
insane efficiency
good compute
can link to your phone for texts copy paste etc etc (if youre normal and have an iphone)
great battery life
aura
I this Rae Rae is cray cray
You only need one reason. Heh. App store.
@undone mirage where are you inc
the pip factory
She’s working at the White House
Wow
i can download stuff on windows
more stuff in fact
just take a summer with a mac it wouldnt even hurt anyways to try
and then you can be normal
Raemelia is a she 👀
Hmph.
its gonna be mac lol
She looks Elvish to me.
Wow
i just got claude code cli im finally gmi
u just tap with 2 fingers
u ha ve amnesia
trading ethnicity info is next level shit
Yo bro I can tell you mine
yeema is fake
mac m4 pro
hm i wonder what ethnicity yeema is
nobody ever guessing mine tho
tbh
fr
hi chat
i know yours 😂
i open this app called codex
why doesnt anyone have niche ethnicity

what about Brazilian + Lebanese
not niche enough
holy niche
whats up
sup sup
yup
congrats bri
now we got bills to pay
i do. but i risk doxxing myself
unc
in a couple weeks? nice
u haven’t been paying bills in college? 
nah lowkey the bills part the same it’s just maybe a bit more rent
wait i didn’t mean this may
next may
in silly
im
naw
live at home
commute
you live in apartment?
yea it’s nice cuz all internship money and everything i make i don’t have to spend
yah for past 5 years
damn, do you feel like you're in an 12 ep anime?
yeah ngl I basically just spent everything I saved
to live
but that’s okay
because I also have an ms with zero debt and never took a dollar from my parents so
I think that’s still a decent outcome there
yup thats nice
huge respect
How can I escape the lower class 😭
college easiest way tbh
but I guess not everywhere has the same level of aid programs so that also takes either some luck or risk or both
we're staying there brochacho
never making it out the trap
my dawg @mellow saffron and i stayin here forever

unfortunately true
😭
Yo bro can you bring me out of the lower class
lower class in the big 26 😭🥀
we call it the permanent underclass now bro
get with the times
Permanent 🥀
Your group is on a 13 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
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Your group is on a 14 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 3/6: @proud mauve
5/6: @dawn valve
and me
Raemelia and Heisenberg were playing
join optiver as a freshman
+50k and res value
snowballs from there....
I'm getting snowballed by kids that got Zon freshman year bro
tiger 22 and sassycow were playing
fr i should've too
i didn't even know what quant was freshman year
😭
isn't it 175/hr and some crazy signing bonus
oh including taxes prob
FUCK i just remembered those exist
Spicey was playing
so true gng
Stfu, the real lower class is people who don't have the money for college or education
oai btw ^
u go to utd?
tiger 16 was playing
quick question, are there lots of abgs in the bay area?
irvine isnt bay lmao
i just mean to say california is just full of asians
true
sj def has alot
ya probably
gotcha
imma start shooting my shot on hinge lol
whats that
bro leaking alpha
ur cooked ngl
behind the times
start raving bro
all u
thanks
this'll be my new hinge location lol
tisane, pekoe, molly tea, chicha san chen
and then nomikai and labyrinth for clubs/bars
less than socal but still quite a few
sj is like #2 abg hub
so much alpha
i wish i had an internship
Does anyone know if being in 2nd yr for a 3 yr cs degree (like in the UK) is explore/ignite eligible ?
Only one way to find out
You were from there ?
time to airball all OUR abg procs
@crystal pendant
costco cooks
got crumbl tres leches
the left row ones are my favorite
yeah those are nice
theyre macadamias i think
yep! exactly
also you should try the subway cookies theyre super chewy and good

ah i havent had subway in like 6 years
i remember i used to get chicken and bacon sandwich, so good
i’m gonna go get some subway for lunch and get the macadamia cookie
nice
holy slop
Type
okay
i asked
im hungy
hi hungry
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT THE WHITE CHOCOLATE
Costco moggs Crumbl cookies
lol this isn’t even remotely true
Stop LARPING
it also tastes horrible
not sure how anyone eats it
pretty close
can't you retire by now
Yes but I need my dopamine fix sometimes lmao it’s a catch 22
get your dopamine fix by gambling daily
putting all of your money in s&p and then earning like 300k yearly from the natural rise of the price
I need my dopamine fix and at the same time I hate working Sundays but the project I’m on is behind schedule
u wouldn't survive a day in me and @balmy gust 's industry
can u nepo me
alr whens it off cd
idk
🥀
15 years from now
@balmy gust can u nepo raemelia
ok 15 years from now i hope your'e still here chiz
might lose my arm by then
you're my way out of the lower middle class
Paid to make a mess :p
this is exactly what I do rn with all my internship money lol
market is crazy
Plus two sixty in illiquid assets
we're gonna make it out
in maybe 70 years
what the larp
with how semi stocks are rn we make it out in a few yrs
L larp
nah even with semi s&p doesn't go over like 1.2x per year
NDAQ Was up 20% in the last month
then it'll crash the next month
its not even larp
just look at the average
im interning at their company in the fall
chiz whats like the super souped up version of my incomings
u should only be putting ur 401k into the s&p, rest should be in aggressive plays
aggressive plays more like gambling 🥀
Well, I had me a boy, turned him into a man
I showed him all the things that he didn't understand, and then I let him go.
-me teaching @urban ore
its like waymo + rentech
yo
sonion ring 😭
chiz

