#2027_summer
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Cute
What happened to him I forgot
😹
Don spoil
i'm quivering in sigma
||Did he die in the latest season||
Plz
he just chillin somewhere
no
Oh
Yo change your photo back to Pikachu you ain’t gojo lil bro
Why are you being a dickhead
Dudes friend told him like
Mf responding with a question mark 😂
Inquisitive ahhh
Who what where why how lookingahhh
when too
is that knight
bro.
tiger 22 and sbat11 were playing
Heisenberg was playing
they're all asleep getting ready to chud out tommorow
Spicey was playing
my eye itchy
toadette gave u pink eye?
yeh her pink head made my eye pink
yo
sup ouckey
Same tier of ngmi
yo
yo
yo
@unique robin
MikeandIkes was playing
Alpha for people who want to get into startups
Nah it just talks about what specific kind of engineer they look for
They don’t really GAF about if you’re good at AI it seems that they want people who are great at infra and market themselves as someone who has gone from 0->1
Tl;dr
The startup hiring market for engineers is active and competitive. Seed companies are bidding aggressively. AI skills are baseline. Infrastructure depth commands premium. The best candidates aren't chasing the highest salary. They're choosing the most interesting problem.
This too thanks marquis
ngh
do companies blacklist if you dont do their OA
I was wondering the same
is amazon intern 5 days in office?
depends on team
lol why are they still doing r1s, i did final in march and theyre still stalling me...
tech good, behavioural mid
pretty sure no one’s gotten added to the intern slack in weeks
if that makes u feel better
maybe they do it in waves or something
no way to tell until u take the call
🐒
hello juda
what company
cold dm backfiring
😭😭😭😭

"can I get a referral to your current company"
why does their linkedin say they are still working there bro
larping
I almost did this to someone who likely got laid off 😭
They're larping Meta employee
or maybe they really don’t want to give u a referral
its not a ref
its a rec
oh
i alr have ref for meta
Is this the job version of sorry I have a boyfriend
Lmao
no longer working at the comoany excuse prolly compares to "sorry i like women now"
Ye makes sense
all the recruiters got laid off
🤑
There are openings rn?
one of them got back to me and said she will forward my resume to two teams but idt that is gonna do anything
"I like u but as a friend"
for e3?
sorry to be the barer of bad news but e3 doesnt exist at meta anymore
no i think mine was e4
it’s like she gave u the wrong number 😭
they did all their hiring for e3 in 2025
they just canned 8k people
and closed 6k roles
e3 might as well not exist
this has never happened to me irl but i have gotten ghosted after someone gave me their number. Shorty just say no T_T
e3 only for intern conversions
meh they could fire half the company and theyd be fine
this was in their internal fb page
last week
whoever took this is stupid lol
they watermark your screen
my friend who works there send it gang I dont work at meta
they can trace it back to you
mb
lol
prob safer to take a pic lol
meta needs to maintain their status as hiring only lookemaxxing people i suppose
they are tracking employee movements too lmfaoo
more believable than you larping ngmi
ts deadass jpmc
yo wtf
everything in the new office is tracked
Duck ur back
yeah they only keeping htn+
makes sense then
💀
Yo @tulip spruce can I follow up on mai ref
My resume is on #1019675142248468601
are any intern roles even open twin
ill cjeck it out later
I mean next cycle
Ye thanks bro
tuff
both my meta sourcer and recruiter from 2025 got laid off bro i lost my only recruiter contact at meta
wsg gang
what role btw do u want ref for can u send the link here
I don't think they have even opened
U at meta now?
progression at meta is crazy good ngl
no i still need to graduate
idk how much that exists at mai, best bet prolly at msft
Oh when u grad then
im out here babysitting a ruby deploy at shop still -_-
damn
i know a handful of people that have stayed for 5+ years
but yeah lots dip
Wait can u give ref for msft
Or just mai
december
Do y like Ruby
msft/mai/msr
no its shit
😂😂😂
I work with Ruby rn at ibm its not that bad
Oh ye msft then thanks
can i get a msft ref too
Anyone done live coding round in person ?
im sure its okay but i just really dont like it
too used to go
Fair
Has the intern bar gotten better?
at shop?
meta so orzzzz
not really
interns r still slop coding
pushing diffs that drop entire tables lol
Gg
because of an incident we have a mandatory ai code review
that takes an hour to run
and hallucinates bullshit
wtf
and costs like 5$ for some 5 line change
WE are gmi
Is it worth applying to tesla fall if I have tesla summer?
no we aren’t bro
how are intern return offers evaluated ther
if most interns are pushing the ai slops like every1 else
WHO isnt pushing ai slop
that's what i'm saying
if all the interns are pushing the slop
how do they determine whos who
if your manager likes you probably
i mean if i ask u what this loc does
and u cant answer
pro tip is to purchase the newest iphone pro max version speced out for ur manager 1-2 weeks before ur end date
then ure prolly cooked
i wish i cud push ai slop
you can...
i cant really tell anymlre tbj
🥀
this will definitely make u memorable + stand out
i guess soft skills are op now
in general be a good person
loc is always a metric
idk man
and number of prs
do ppl want to work w horrible ahh mfs that are cracked technical
im the “highest productivity ic” in my org
but thats only cz my diffs are small
and i push alot
i would hate to work with a coding jesus
💀
cj is so tuff
right........
no one likes working with an asshole bruh
js be a good person
and do good work
ye thats what i mean
idk
like if ure really combatibe
combative
people are less likely to want to review ur diff
therefore u ship slower
💀
U should become a tiger
He has to be converted by Ayman
It's a vampire type thing
We don't got the authority
Well u have to be converted aka your nickname unwillingly changed lmao
he can’t change my nickname lol
Oh lmfao
how many parts our of 5 is good?
speaking of this
do you think the iphone upgrade program is worth it
wdym
have oas for sig 2027 qt non-insight come out?
im looking to upgrade and wondering if this is worth it
ts hidden in the depths of apples website cuz nobody signs up for ts
vs just buying it directly
lmao i wouldnt say its that buried
is honestly better to trade in ur phone every couple of years for a free one w ur cellular carrier
ik someone who is enrolled in the program
this is the method
only reason to do it is for the applecare +
hmm, but is this really that cheaper?
bc dont they lock you into the highest paid plan?
i upgrade every 3 years to the pro max variant and it’s like 100-200 bucks over that span
lots of the time I didn't even have to change plans
what carrier
yeah im just wondering if its worth it to finance through a carrier
vs some other method
carrier is prolly easier
fade apple care
i just get the cheapest one with the higher frame rate
i haven’t done any research on apples upgrade program, all ik is i’ve had a friend want to do it for like 6 years and he’s never justified it lol
why do u need high frame rate on ur phone
my eyes still stuck on 30 fps
i think its pretty convenient for tech reviewers and people who just always want the latest phone the moment it drops
right
iphones don’t change enough every year to warrant upgrading every year
average 60hz fps player the eyes can only see 30 fps
lowk a hassle, gotta buy a new case and allat too lol
tf that even mean
lmao
its the cope when you have a 60hz monitor when playing fps games and u dont wanna upgrade
💀🙏
this is true
mfs jus be saying u can’t see above x fps for every number atp
our eyes don’t have a fixed frame rate 😭
i hit faceit 9 on 120hz
tbf tho if ur ass at 60hz ur still going to be ass at 144 or higher 🤣 🤣 🤣
anything above is useless
this is literally cap
bro they reset the ranks with new placememts and im getting fried
i wouldn’t say useless
gg
what on cs2?
faceit
10 placement matches
should i switch from samsung to apple?
game so different now
on a real
u see the difference if u look at it
when we go FT
like a shit ton
i think above 360 u start seeing a point to where it isn’t worth the price to go higher unless u get good deal
480 hz monitors are expensive
it goes up to 360 😭😭
even 360 is an insane stretch
tbf
unless 360 has gotten cheap enough
meh most people dont need a better monitor unless ur a pro
idk i like mine a lot lol
i go in cscd and see chiz and bandybot in chat 🌹🌹
tbf i got a good deal on it
🌹🌹🌹🌹
higher hz after a certain point is a cope when you’re bad at the game
so ig it also applies
❤️ ❤️ my akuna qt is here
Oops wrong oicture
nowadays yeah
son
whose alt is gojo btw
knight
240 is prettt cheap
Mine
whenever i get this question is it for this specific company or in general
company
congrats on tesla
How does one reneg
“yo i got smth better fuck u”
😂😂😂
yo im not getting in 💔
js don’t renege and dont let them know
just email ur manager saying u got smth else and cant do their internship anymore
Work two jobs at once
Thx guys
Recruiter or manager cuz lowk I don’t even know mine
Ah yes la and San Jose back and forth during my lunch break
$100/hr orz
ORZ
does this even save money
nah just eat sams club / costco chciken
its worth
I just starve myself everyday
awesome
Cause I'm broke 🥀
im too fat to do ts
i dont even have a car tho
instacart
dont even think u need sams membership
just instacart 5 chickens
i do this mehtod
i dont have car either
idk 10 a month? but if u have mastercard first 3 months free
or 50 a year as student
Job application hack:
Save your CV as 001-[firstname]-[lastname].pdf
This will force the downloaded CV to have a high rank in the recruiter's download folder. It will most likely be the first file in the folder.
I used this a lot back in the day. Same name format for cover
Holy alpha
Is thiss legit
what do you have to lose
congrats
Bro is checking Discord in lecture 😭
have u gotten offer letter?
i got oracle verbal offer like 2 months ago and been on ice since then
wait whaat, I thought oracle had a hiring freeze?
thank you!
don’t act like you’re not doing the same
i had gotten offer before the layoffs
😭
but my team was laid off
The reason why I come to lecture today is because lab was due last Sunday
my recruiter was very helpful to move me to a new team
aura
hii
It's bad time managemnet bro
at least you get to enjoy the prof’s aura more
oh god, well thats a conundrum. Know a guy who interned, there were layoffs at his company, he and 2 people stayed, but other than that, his entire team including his boss got layed off. insane
yeah thats cool. They told me they have a hiring freeze so no matter what I apply to im not getting a response soon. So just exchanged info
He's frying me bro
how you haven’t said a single word all lecture
Cause I have no idea what he's saying
larp larp larp sahur
I mean I kinda have some ideas but I'm not like 100% confident I'm correct
Like in the first half
yeah ts lowk hard
Ye
I also need to do the practice problems lol
Cause I didn't do last time
So I'm kinda lost now
@cold plinth hey hottie
hiiiiiiii
lock in on the post lecture problem solving session
wyd bbg
hi chat
cant a man just vibecode instead
damn ur finals season still on
my shit finished ages ago
yeah after class
I see
carleton just on different time ig 💯 💪
Ye I'll do
man i got pinged for diff review as i crack open ts notes
tuff
my only final happens to be on the LAST DAY
bless the ngmis with your aura
is this ur last exam of uni
do u graduate this summer
no i graduate in december
i hate this stupid school
i considered dropping out but meta wont do an o1 for me XD
doing school while ft meta sounds like hell bro
u on a chill team?
can companies do an O1
yea
i thought that was more on the individual to scam a bunch of hackathon judging or smt
does anyone know if ur grad date should be 2027 or 2028 for fall and spring?
o1 is like the
"generatioanl talent" visa
i think
yeah but it's easy to scam if u know the strats iirc
im a generational talent at scrolling reels
like if u judge a bunch of hackathons i think it's easy
🔥🔥🔥🔥
that's just what i've heard from the streets
yes hackathon judging is a great strat for visa
🐐
orz!?!?!?
orz
orz
help.....
prep what 😭 idk where to start even
this could be the proc that sends you into goat status bro go
isn’t sig auto oas 😭
I never even got confirmation I applied
i thought anything sig was auto
goofy ahh company
hey they hire straight from one of two other schools that accepted me
smh...
their trading systems role interests me a lot tho grahhhh damn itttt
can u do my oa for me
start larping
and then m yinterviews for me
and then if we get in
i'll give you half the pay
are you a filipino with a long wolf cut maybe it could work
Rejected waymo multiverse 💔 💔
u should get a monk cut
ok fire
How did you guys get over your fear of public speaking
Talk to random people
Unhinged advice but don’t wear underwear and you are going to be conscious of that instead of speaking in public
Tested and approved method?
yoooo
coach me for sig oa
plsss
That definitely makes it worse because I won’t be able to focus on what I’m trying to say 😭
I’m pretty good with one on one conversation but 2+ kinda freaks me out idk why
Then I’d be thinking about my small dih instead of focusing on what I’m trying to say
dont listen to all of these copes, having fear of public speaking is when you're ltn, you need to looksmax + 4 inch lifts and it will come naturally
can someone help
gg peak gif won’t load
Chat is this true
no
Does looksmaxxing help cure fear of public speaking
no lol?
yea when you mog the audience there is no fear, the fear comes from when you're getting mogged
it depends on the topic being discussed, the audience.
Lowkey I’ve never seen a good looking guy who’s scared of public speaking
you can still be good looking and be shy
Yup
Idk I just look max and got hired for being so hot
thanks for the alpha
spending my first 200k on limb lengthening, will return 10x later in life
Realistically the only way to get confident is to prove to yourself you’re capable
Looksmaxxing is so sad
you cant fake real confidence, it only comes when you mog hard in something
it saves chuds like US
kevin always spitting such facts
Wait chat what does the "you completed the interview stage" email mean
@vale ridge is this raelly you
🤫
Realize that most people are not gonna give a fuck or nitpick your every mistake
you are your own worst critic
true
Where's my OA
they aren't gonna go home and go over every syllable you spoke 😂
similar to how you dont do that to them
I had a serious presentation last year that I wasn’t prepared for and I lowk had a panic attack on stage and ever since then I’ve been chudded at public speaking
It blows because it’s such a valuable skill but I’m lowkey a pussy about it
Yeah wtf is going on w discord
public speaking one of those things you highkey just gotta practice
I did toastmasters for a bit everyone who went there was weird so I stopped
Then I did debate club and that was good but idk I didn’t like the people there either
So I lowkey bought drugs to try to fix it
Beta blockers apparently help with exposure therapy so I tried that recently and it helps a bit but I still get kinda scared and blank out sometimes
Wah
It’s just beta blockers those are standard
There was a study showing that it might significantly help you get over any fear
They did a study where they made a bunch of people with arachnophobia touch a tarantula and then gave half of them beta blockers and a month later the half that took the beta blockers were less scared of spiders
This is revolutionary
Idk I guess I just get nervous then I start thinking about how I’m nervous and this goes on in a feedback loop until I’m near pissing myself
Yeah rationally in my head I know it’s not a big deal but my primal subconscious doesn’t seem to recognize that
Drink a few shots before your presentation
I drink before interviews
fair enough yeah i don't know a solution for this unfortunately, just gotta find a way to calm your nerves ig
or manage them a little bit better
I thought about this but then i slur my words and the interviewer thinks im disabled
yay
Then your only option is to not get nervous
i thought i got banned
Ooooh guys maybe discord is having a network partition
It seems they value availability over consistency
look into beta blockers lol
W system design
- @fossil horizon
That’s what I do it kinda seems to be working
Ye server died
anyone have a windows/linux laptop they reccomend
im on mac rn and kinda want another laptop for shits and gigs
thinkpad t480s and get gentoo
ultimate larppad
also upgrade to >24GB ram and min 1TB storage
will last you forever
how much does this cost
bc i was thinking of ebaymaxxing or swappa
dell is 15% cashback on rakuten but idk how much i believe in that
what is battery life + screen like
get a lenovo legion 7i with a 5090
mfer
what hte fukc
5k?
ts is 5k at microcenter
that aint no investment
i said "im on mac rn and kinda want another laptop for shits and gigs"
tf type of shits and gigs
im talking less than 1k preferably
lol
i got this m3 macbook pro with m3 pro chip for 800
linux
okay so im chopped
okay 👍
well i said ebay or smthing idk if anything used is useable
also not useable on linux either?
for me i got refurbished from microcenter
so like 150$ for the laptop
and like + 80$ for the ram upgrade and storage
never tried it
i have mac m3 💔
and which 1
asahi only supports m1 and m2
same
i take 20 tho
50 is crazy
dudes sedated mid interview
oh u take it weekly or smth
?
@hard owl hello mr nvidia
hello whats up
this is fire
im saying thinkpad
you gotta
yeah i want one so bad
ive dropped my thinkpad, thrown it, spilled water on it
but like i want a slim one
hmmmmmm
i have like some super fat one and it genuinely weights 12 lbs
not sure if ik good ones like that
i will say the t480s is pretty bulky compared to a mac
but its not heavt
yeah i had t480 i think
mac is unix based so theres really not that much of a difference
larp maybe
like larp farm
no cuz my main pc is linux so its annoying having to find tools that work for both
like i do embedded with stm32 so everytime i swap between machines i have to change the directory from like /home to like /User
*disgusting
@crystal pendant are you on linux
macOS
sadly the hardware is just too good and im stuck in the apple ecosystem
yeah respectable/apple ecosystem is still great
everything links together so well
im planning to get on linux like a soon as my finals are over
omfg i hvae like a to do list after my finals are over im so excited
no yeah its come up really well
fuck finals
i hate schoo
Have you seen the framework 13 pro
Shit is so fire
Unfortunately it is not at the level where I would purchase over a Mac
I use a windows laptop rn but when I buy a desktop prob getting a Mac
nghhhh ive not
can ibm interview me
they blessed me with a curse
i need a proc
im emailing recruiters again
😂
waitlist?
dude It hurts so bad to type.
can you hollow purple ibm
Email saying I successfully completed intv stage which ppl say is passed but also wl
for fall?
ty goat
guys imma lock and and start cold emailing recruiters
got u
unlucky
theres a tesla role that i think im actually a good fit for
but mfs will not interview me
fuck
yo this bandybot dude is NOT a larper and is actually a perfect ibm swe
why are probability questions so unintuitive
dont do this/doesnt work
i gotta take discrete math again
dm'ing recruiters is apparently like wasting your superlike on tinder or sumn
Fengtian is not Kevin Quo Zhao
no stop being greedy
nah its tech
Ask to push Zon fall to spring so I get Zon fall offer
i should spam tesla right
It's gonna be <= 100% so either way it's optimal to take shots
Strictly speaking it's in the very worst equal
hello juda
or ur doomed
can u do vertical tabs
Chat what fries r we choosing
nah a shot will go in at some point
ore ida extra crispy fast food fries
Good afternoon
What’s up
was gonna say the same 😮
Can't wait to chudmax this summer
dont think so but you can on vivaldi
nah you got offer, someone ik who got the same email also got offer after
or you're perma stuck on wl
cause you know
there's people who have been on wl for months
😂
who knwos
vivaldi orz
how 💀
im locked in
whats the best spacex org
infosys
anyone did Optiver proc, not us tho, like ams or smth
this guys linkedin is a goldmine
yes u can
its new
its awesome
doesnt look as good imo as zen or arc but its so good
who renamed this 2027 from 2026 😭
Xai
2027 recruiting already started time to lock in

🇲
Agonm
wait on helium? oh shoot
REMINDER to height max or you will be doomed to slave
"Don't join a team which has short men
Short men have no social life as they know they have no chance of dating a woman, so they focus all their energy on work, and those little mfs work 14 hrs per day, and set wrong expectation. I have noticed this in 4-5 teams so far. Short men slog like a donkey because work is the only place they matter."
surgery
If you're < 5'9 the correct EV play is to save for limb lengthening + 4 inch lifts
chansey is so tuff
or its literally over
Serious question: What’s better? YouTube while eating or TikTok while eating?
yt
it will pay back the investment 10x later in life
youtube easily
But YouTube can be so hit or miss sometimes
TikTok always hits
what i usually do is eat, have a youtube video on one screen, play a game on the other, and pause everything to open tik tok every once in a while
and then also walk around in stilts
what if your 5 foot and 8.993712 inches
honestly with looks inflation anything under 6 foot you need limb lengthening
6 7 is optimal
💀
true 5'11 is feasible
too many just larp 5'11
nah this is deadass me
i got like 3 things going on
at the same time
ye attention span cooked
doesnt matter anymore since claude can do all mind related work for us now
so our brains can rot without consequence
yes
anyone know how easy it is to get zon offer? i j had my interview, and think i did decent? could someone dm? would rlly appreciate
🍌
if u breathe
u get an offer
Tung tung tung sahur
pretty simple
Did u do leetcode today
zonning
In any tech interview, does asian interviewer usually give harder coding problems than other races?
optiver already doing reachouts for 2027 🥀
thats so silly
me when interviewer thinks you know the language
and they get disappointed when you cant speak their language
🥀
Any yall play overwatch
i got asian for one of my meta interviews and he gave me lc medium top 50 meta tagged for both problems lol
u looksmaxxed him so he folded
aura
frame mogged on camera
ye
juda framemogs everyone
My guy was super chill
yeah with the upside down V frame
how to prep for system design esp at like quant swe level? ive never done it before and know nothing about distributed systems
hello
@frosty badge would you happen to know of any optimal lvl 80 mage build for wynncraft logged on for the first time in like 2 years and i have no clue whats going on
Morph set and bob's mythic wand
i prefer stave of legends. morph set for armor is optimal tho? i run some random stuff rn
I remember playing back in the day listening to the noteblocks 🎵
in the project walls
on sum roddy ricch shi
@mellow saffron why didn't we invest in sandisk bruh
could've been funemployed forever
cuz we’re bums
destined for the trap
smh that was our way out
🥀
Random stuff is ok too it doesn't really matter what you use rn to level up
intel created on silicon llm inference for 50 trillion parameter models
fr
wdc and sandisk earnings in 2 days 🙏
we might upgrade our trap w this one
idk what's going on in the world
allbirds
can u tldr the lore
allbirds lore? theres nothing to say, failed shoe company pivots to ai and stock shoots up
prolly manipulation by one or a group of whales
market cap low enough to be influenced by one person anyways
i think theyre commited to being datacenter now
or some bs
Ts can’t be real no emails, reels are not hitting the same, everyone locked in for exams, phone is dry, no procs, dopamine is fried, already went 200 over for my daily calories, today’s lift was horrendous
Day can’t get any worse
🥀
its ok i sat here and did nothing
reels not hitting the same 🥀 gotta switch up ur algo
im staring at math problems and wondering why math is so magical and unintuitive at the same time
Oh and the dean of students called me cuz the professor complained cuz I didn’t respond to her email on time
🥀✌️
😂
Ts can’t be real
Apparently she didn’t want me to fail the class cuz she couldn’t view my assignment and grades due today
Lowk W teacher
quite goated
give her a 5 star rating in ratemyprof
i think imma go for the cosmic armor set but i need to find ppl ot play with all my friends dont play anymore
so sleepy
reminder that its literally over if you're a male and short, invest all $ into limb lengthening
the real avengers endgame
@dark bane do you have the ability to make polls

idk probably
is this true
yea short males have zero sexual market value, so to compensate they spend all of their time slaving away
Ohhhh so it can also be the inverse
Work because of no play and work for play
I see
yea if you're a short male the correct EV play for life happiness is becoming gay/femboy
surgery and elevator boots and insoles and stilts to become 6 7
and of course shoulder pads for frame
yea do everything you can to become 6'7, its the new optimal height
what if you height mog but you’re face gapped
inflation
then the height mog is nullified
yea reminder to only reproduce with females that are 5'7+ or your child will be miserable
Yeah . What poll do you have in mind
yeah my kid is cooked
the height pill is so brutal, when you mog you can see in real time the person submitting to you. you can have them do anything you want
Only mods can make /poll
what if i’m 5’6 but my girlfriend is 6’1
aim for a 6 5 girlfriend
yes
yea the new meta is going after the 6+ foot females since they're not in demand. soon they will be after people want to heightmax their sons
yea then its over
How tall are you
just get stilts
6'7 in elevator boots + 4 inch lifts
perfect
should i try to roulette my children then select for the best genes
no i was just gonna ask spongebobviously vs estrogenuinely ☠️
life is a game about mogging. the most fullfilling activity is being the best at something.
Spongebobviously 🙄
would u guys marry a chopped 6'8 somalian if ur kid was 100% gonna make it in the NBA
whats the ev of this ?
spongebobviously mogs
its true
one of my favorite things to do is walk around the gym comparing myself to people
+$10m
you will be able to afford every surgery after

