#2027_summer

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solid portal
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Cute

solid portal
dark bane
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😹

dawn valve
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Don spoil

warm wind
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i'm quivering in sigma

solid portal
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||Did he die in the latest season||

dawn valve
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Plz

dark bane
dark bane
solid portal
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Oh

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Yo change your photo back to Pikachu you ain’t gojo lil bro

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Why are you being a dickhead

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Dudes friend told him like

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Mf responding with a question mark 😂

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Inquisitive ahhh

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Who what where why how lookingahhh

swift moat
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when too

undone mirage
solid portal
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Goat…

wide sorrel
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bro.

swift cryptBOT
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tiger 22 and sbat11 were playing

solid portal
swift cryptBOT
undone mirage
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they're all asleep getting ready to chud out tommorow

swift cryptBOT
dark bane
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my eye itchy

crystal pendant
dark bane
slender heath
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yo

dark bane
cold carbon
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Same tier of ngmi

hidden glacier
misty sluice
acoustic crag
strong violet
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@unique robin

vivid stirrup
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Ate some eggs and toast bro im so happy rn

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Can’t wait to work some more today

swift cryptBOT
vivid stirrup
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Alpha for people who want to get into startups

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Nah it just talks about what specific kind of engineer they look for

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They don’t really GAF about if you’re good at AI it seems that they want people who are great at infra and market themselves as someone who has gone from 0->1

magic siren
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Tl;dr
The startup hiring market for engineers is active and competitive. Seed companies are bidding aggressively. AI skills are baseline. Infrastructure depth commands premium. The best candidates aren't chasing the highest salary. They're choosing the most interesting problem.

vivid stirrup
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This too thanks marquis

lilac hemlock
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ngh

green elk
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do companies blacklist if you dont do their OA

civic cliff
tough cipher
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is amazon intern 5 days in office?

green elk
icy steppe
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lol why are they still doing r1s, i did final in march and theyre still stalling me...

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tech good, behavioural mid

fierce pendant
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if that makes u feel better

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maybe they do it in waves or something

mellow saffron
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no way to tell until u take the call

icy steppe
dark bane
hybrid saddle
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hello juda

urban ore
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what company

tulip spruce
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cold dm backfiring

hybrid saddle
urban ore
tranquil sand
tulip spruce
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why does their linkedin say they are still working there bro

urban ore
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larping

civic cliff
proud mauve
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They're larping Meta employee

urban ore
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or maybe they really don’t want to give u a referral

tulip spruce
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its a rec

urban ore
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oh

tulip spruce
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i alr have ref for meta

proud mauve
urban ore
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no it’s like saying i’m ha

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gay

proud mauve
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Lmao

tulip spruce
hybrid saddle
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5 recs at meta

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max

proud mauve
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Ye makes sense

hybrid saddle
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all the recruiters got laid off

mellow saffron
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🤑

civic cliff
tulip spruce
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"I like u but as a friend"

hybrid saddle
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sorry to be the barer of bad news but e3 doesnt exist at meta anymore

tulip spruce
urban ore
tulip spruce
hybrid saddle
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and closed 6k roles

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e3 might as well not exist

tulip spruce
mellow saffron
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mets going through smth rn

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puberty maybe

hybrid saddle
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e3 only for intern conversions

hybrid saddle
tulip spruce
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last week

hybrid saddle
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they watermark your screen

tulip spruce
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my friend who works there send it gang I dont work at meta

hybrid saddle
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they can trace it back to you

tulip spruce
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mb

mellow saffron
urban ore
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prob safer to take a pic lol

dark bane
urban ore
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esp if this is on a work computer

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does he know?

mellow saffron
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meta needs to maintain their status as hiring only lookemaxxing people i suppose

tulip spruce
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they are tracking employee movements too lmfaoo

frank hornet
mellow saffron
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maybe they have to cut 6k non looksmaxxers

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juda can u confirm this

urban ore
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ts deadass jpmc

upper void
urban ore
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everything in the new office is tracked

upper void
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Duck ur back

dark bane
mellow saffron
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makes sense then

proud mauve
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Yo @tulip spruce can I follow up on mai ref

urban ore
tulip spruce
proud mauve
proud mauve
urban ore
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tuff

tulip spruce
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both my meta sourcer and recruiter from 2025 got laid off bro i lost my only recruiter contact at meta

hybrid saddle
tulip spruce
proud mauve
upper void
urban ore
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progression at meta is crazy good ngl

proud mauve
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But prob swe intern

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If they do open the role

hybrid saddle
tulip spruce
upper void
hybrid saddle
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im out here babysitting a ruby deploy at shop still -_-

upper void
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damn

dark bane
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i know a handful of people that have stayed for 5+ years
but yeah lots dip

proud mauve
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Or just mai

hybrid saddle
hybrid saddle
upper void
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Do y like Ruby

tulip spruce
hybrid saddle
upper void
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😂😂😂

hybrid saddle
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everytime i have to venture out of my go service

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i die a little

upper void
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I work with Ruby rn at ibm its not that bad

proud mauve
frank hornet
olive heron
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Anyone done live coding round in person ?

hybrid saddle
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too used to go

upper void
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Has the intern bar gotten better?

hybrid saddle
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at shop?

upper void
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I rem u saying they were pushing slop

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Yea

opal needle
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meta so orzzzz

hybrid saddle
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interns r still slop coding

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pushing diffs that drop entire tables lol

upper void
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Gg

hybrid saddle
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because of an incident we have a mandatory ai code review

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that takes an hour to run

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and hallucinates bullshit

upper void
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wtf

hybrid saddle
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and costs like 5$ for some 5 line change

upper void
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That’s prolly expensive asf

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Oh yea wtf

proud mauve
sinful linden
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Is it worth applying to tesla fall if I have tesla summer?

frank hornet
undone mirage
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if most interns are pushing the ai slops like every1 else

opal needle
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WHO isnt pushing ai slop

undone mirage
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that's what i'm saying

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if all the interns are pushing the slop

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how do they determine whos who

frank hornet
hybrid saddle
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and u cant answer

opal needle
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pro tip is to purchase the newest iphone pro max version speced out for ur manager 1-2 weeks before ur end date

hybrid saddle
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then ure prolly cooked

mellow saffron
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i wish i cud push ai slop

undone mirage
mellow saffron
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can’t afford the ai

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or the slop

hybrid saddle
undone mirage
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🥀

opal needle
hybrid saddle
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its really weird

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its “impsct”

undone mirage
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hows that measured

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😂

hybrid saddle
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thats up to ur manager to decide

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LOL

undone mirage
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i guess soft skills are op now

opal needle
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impact isnt just LOC

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yeah

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^

hybrid saddle
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i mean

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loc is a metric here

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as stupid as that is

opal needle
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in general be a good person

undone mirage
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loc is always a metric

opal needle
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idk man

undone mirage
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and number of prs

opal needle
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do ppl want to work w horrible ahh mfs that are cracked technical

hybrid saddle
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im the “highest productivity ic” in my org

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but thats only cz my diffs are small

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and i push alot

undone mirage
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i would hate to work with a coding jesus

opal needle
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💀

undone mirage
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ok knight

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💀

opal needle
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cj is so tuff

undone mirage
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right........

hybrid saddle
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js be a good person

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and do good work

opal needle
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ye thats what i mean

hybrid saddle
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idk

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like if ure really combatibe

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combative

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people are less likely to want to review ur diff

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therefore u ship slower

mellow saffron
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💀

proud mauve
tranquil sand
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He has to be converted by Ayman

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It's a vampire type thing

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We don't got the authority

proud mauve
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Oh so you have to get bitten

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💀

mellow saffron
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i’m good

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i’m not blindly following some BULLSHIT

tranquil sand
mellow saffron
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he can’t change my nickname lol

tranquil sand
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Oh lmfao

steep onyx
green elk
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do you think the iphone upgrade program is worth it

opal needle
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wdym

south ember
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have oas for sig 2027 qt non-insight come out?

green elk
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im looking to upgrade and wondering if this is worth it

mellow saffron
green elk
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vs just buying it directly

green elk
mellow saffron
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is honestly better to trade in ur phone every couple of years for a free one w ur cellular carrier

quaint basalt
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ik someone who is enrolled in the program

quaint basalt
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only reason to do it is for the applecare +

green elk
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bc dont they lock you into the highest paid plan?

quaint basalt
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not necessarily highest paid

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at all

mellow saffron
quaint basalt
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lots of the time I didn't even have to change plans

mellow saffron
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but yeah i already paid for the highest plan

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so it worked out

green elk
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what carrier

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yeah im just wondering if its worth it to finance through a carrier

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vs some other method

mellow saffron
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carrier is prolly easier

echo obsidian
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fade apple care

crystal pendant
mellow saffron
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i haven’t done any research on apples upgrade program, all ik is i’ve had a friend want to do it for like 6 years and he’s never justified it lol

urban ore
mellow saffron
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cuz i have functional eyes

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u think i want to see 60 frames

urban ore
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my eyes still stuck on 30 fps

green elk
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i think its pretty convenient for tech reviewers and people who just always want the latest phone the moment it drops

mellow saffron
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yeah prolly

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but that shouldn’t be the average person

green elk
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right

mellow saffron
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iphones don’t change enough every year to warrant upgrading every year

echo obsidian
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average 60hz fps player the eyes can only see 30 fps

mellow saffron
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lowk a hassle, gotta buy a new case and allat too lol

mellow saffron
green elk
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also i saw amth about an openai phone idk if thats real

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lmao

urban ore
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lmao

echo obsidian
green elk
mellow saffron
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mfs jus be saying u can’t see above x fps for every number atp

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our eyes don’t have a fixed frame rate 😭

urban ore
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i hit faceit 9 on 120hz

echo obsidian
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tbf tho if ur ass at 60hz ur still going to be ass at 144 or higher 🤣 🤣 🤣

urban ore
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anything above is useless

mellow saffron
echo obsidian
mellow saffron
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i wouldn’t say useless

echo obsidian
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faceit

urban ore
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oh wtf

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i played back in go

echo obsidian
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10 placement matches

hidden shuttle
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should i switch from samsung to apple?

urban ore
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game so different now

quaint basalt
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on a real

crystal pendant
quaint basalt
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when we go FT

crystal pendant
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like a shit ton

mellow saffron
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i think above 360 u start seeing a point to where it isn’t worth the price to go higher unless u get good deal

quaint basalt
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WE are creating a cscd valorant team

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and going pro

mellow saffron
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480 hz monitors are expensive

quaint basalt
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tbf

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unless 360 has gotten cheap enough

echo obsidian
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meh most people dont need a better monitor unless ur a pro

mellow saffron
solar notch
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i go in cscd and see chiz and bandybot in chat 🌹🌹

mellow saffron
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tbf i got a good deal on it

solar notch
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🌹🌹🌹🌹

echo obsidian
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higher hz after a certain point is a cope when you’re bad at the game

mellow saffron
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so ig it also applies

urban ore
quaint basalt
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price difference from 240 to 360 probably nuts tho

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im sure it's great

solar notch
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Oops wrong oicture

mellow saffron
urban ore
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son

echo obsidian
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whose alt is gojo btw

urban ore
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knight

mellow saffron
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240 is prettt cheap

solar notch
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Mine

hard owl
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whenever i get this question is it for this specific company or in general

echo obsidian
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company

snow kelp
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How does one reneg

mellow saffron
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“yo i got smth better fuck u”

snow kelp
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😂😂😂

hard owl
echo obsidian
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js don’t renege and dont let them know

hard owl
solar notch
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Work two jobs at once

snow kelp
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Thx guys

echo obsidian
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during covid could u do like 5 internships at once

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all remote

snow kelp
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Recruiter or manager cuz lowk I don’t even know mine

snow kelp
echo obsidian
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$100/hr orz

dark bane
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arent u filthy rich

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its like 25g of protein 🔥

solar notch
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ORZ

crystal pendant
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im on the sams club chicken method ts all i eat

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tf is dat

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ts my diet

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ong

scenic oyster
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does this even save money

crystal pendant
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nah just eat sams club / costco chciken

scenic oyster
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theres no costco nearby me

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well ig there is but i dont have membership

crystal pendant
proud mauve
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I just starve myself everyday

crystal pendant
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awesome

proud mauve
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Cause I'm broke 🥀

crystal pendant
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im too fat to do ts

scenic oyster
crystal pendant
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dont even think u need sams membership

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just instacart 5 chickens

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i do this mehtod

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i dont have car either

scenic oyster
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how mcuh does instacart charge

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i dont use any deleviry things ngl

crystal pendant
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idk 10 a month? but if u have mastercard first 3 months free

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or 50 a year as student

vivid stirrup
#

Job application hack:

Save your CV as 001-[firstname]-[lastname].pdf

This will force the downloaded CV to have a high rank in the recruiter's download folder. It will most likely be the first file in the folder.
I used this a lot back in the day. Same name format for cover

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Holy alpha

mint inlet
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hi all

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oracle matched me to a new team

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so i will have an internship

proud mauve
frank hornet
cold plinth
proud mauve
cold plinth
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have u gotten offer letter?

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i got oracle verbal offer like 2 months ago and been on ice since then

terse helm
mint inlet
frank hornet
mint inlet
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i had gotten offer before the layoffs

proud mauve
mint inlet
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but my team was laid off

proud mauve
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The reason why I come to lecture today is because lab was due last Sunday

mint inlet
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my recruiter was very helpful to move me to a new team

frank hornet
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aura

terse helm
proud mauve
frank hornet
terse helm
# mint inlet but my team was laid off

oh god, well thats a conundrum. Know a guy who interned, there were layoffs at his company, he and 2 people stayed, but other than that, his entire team including his boss got layed off. insane

terse helm
proud mauve
frank hornet
proud mauve
frank hornet
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larp larp larp sahur

proud mauve
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I mean I kinda have some ideas but I'm not like 100% confident I'm correct

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Like in the first half

frank hornet
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yeah ts lowk hard

proud mauve
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Ye

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I also need to do the practice problems lol

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Cause I didn't do last time

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So I'm kinda lost now

hybrid saddle
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@cold plinth hey hottie

cold plinth
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hiiiiiiii

frank hornet
cold plinth
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wyd bbg

worthy palm
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hi chat

proud mauve
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Today?

hybrid saddle
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js blow my shi smoove off

hybrid saddle
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cant a man just vibecode instead

long geode
cold plinth
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my shit finished ages ago

frank hornet
proud mauve
cold plinth
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carleton just on different time ig 💯 💪

proud mauve
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Ye I'll do

hybrid saddle
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man i got pinged for diff review as i crack open ts notes

frank hornet
hybrid saddle
frank hornet
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bless the ngmis with your aura

proud mauve
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I'm getting doomed

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Ts dooming me

cold plinth
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do u graduate this summer

hybrid saddle
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no i graduate in december

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i hate this stupid school

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i considered dropping out but meta wont do an o1 for me XD

undone mirage
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oh

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you're ft but not graduated

dark bane
hybrid saddle
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school while ft at shop

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meta wont let me do that lol

cold plinth
hybrid saddle
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yea

cold plinth
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i thought that was more on the individual to scam a bunch of hackathon judging or smt

hybrid saddle
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they just dont want to

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and honeslty im ngmi i am not o1 material

lucid osprey
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does anyone know if ur grad date should be 2027 or 2028 for fall and spring?

hybrid saddle
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"generatioanl talent" visa

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i think

cold plinth
hybrid saddle
cold plinth
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like if u judge a bunch of hackathons i think it's easy

hybrid saddle
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🔥🔥🔥🔥

cold plinth
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that's just what i've heard from the streets

sullen quartz
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yes hackathon judging is a great strat for visa

dark bane
undone mirage
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holy schmoly

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my resume passed quant screen

strong violet
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🐐

undone mirage
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yea nvm im fucked

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idk what this even is

lilac hemlock
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orz!?!?!?

frank hornet
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orz

gilded bronze
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orz

lilac hemlock
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secret evil website

gilded bronze
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if you were ken thompson and

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kind of questions

undone mirage
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its so over

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gg go next

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i just applied for shits and giggles

gilded bronze
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it only just began go prep

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start larpmaxxing

undone mirage
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prep what 😭 idk where to start even

lilac hemlock
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this could be the proc that sends you into goat status bro go

mellow saffron
undone mirage
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guess i have to go take linear algebra

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and stats again

lucid apex
earnest rock
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i thought anything sig was auto

lilac hemlock
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im buns at the game

undone mirage
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yea

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the stats oas

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no

mellow saffron
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goofy ahh company

undone mirage
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i applied like

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last week or smth

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only heard back today

lilac hemlock
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hey they hire straight from one of two other schools that accepted me

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smh...

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their trading systems role interests me a lot tho grahhhh damn itttt

undone mirage
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can u do my oa for me

gilded bronze
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start larping

undone mirage
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and then m yinterviews for me

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and then if we get in

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i'll give you half the pay

lilac hemlock
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are you a filipino with a long wolf cut maybe it could work

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Rejected waymo multiverse 💔 💔

undone mirage
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yea im an asian with short hair

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dw

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ill just asy i got a haircut

echo obsidian
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u should get a monk cut

lilac hemlock
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ok fire

vivid stirrup
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How did you guys get over your fear of public speaking

civic cliff
wet sage
undone mirage
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coach me for sig oa

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plsss

vivid stirrup
vivid stirrup
vivid stirrup
vale ridge
marble river
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no

void wolf
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is discord alright

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claude was down too

vivid stirrup
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Does looksmaxxing help cure fear of public speaking

void wolf
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no lol?

vale ridge
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yea when you mog the audience there is no fear, the fear comes from when you're getting mogged

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it depends on the topic being discussed, the audience.

vivid stirrup
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Lowkey I’ve never seen a good looking guy who’s scared of public speaking

void wolf
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you can still be good looking and be shy

wet sage
wet sage
civic cliff
vale ridge
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spending my first 200k on limb lengthening, will return 10x later in life

vivid stirrup
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Realistically the only way to get confident is to prove to yourself you’re capable

void wolf
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yeah

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practice

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same with anything tbh

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any skill

vivid stirrup
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Looksmaxxing is so sad

vale ridge
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you cant fake real confidence, it only comes when you mog hard in something

marble river
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it saves chuds like US

wet sage
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Being hot is a mindset

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Stay delusional hence you stay confident

strong violet
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kevin always spitting such facts

tranquil sand
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Wait chat what does the "you completed the interview stage" email mean

undone mirage
vale ridge
tranquil sand
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you are your own worst critic

undone mirage
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true

proud mauve
undone mirage
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they aren't gonna go home and go over every syllable you spoke 😂

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similar to how you dont do that to them

vivid stirrup
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I had a serious presentation last year that I wasn’t prepared for and I lowk had a panic attack on stage and ever since then I’ve been chudded at public speaking

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It blows because it’s such a valuable skill but I’m lowkey a pussy about it

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Yeah wtf is going on w discord

strong violet
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public speaking one of those things you highkey just gotta practice

vivid stirrup
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Then I did debate club and that was good but idk I didn’t like the people there either

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So I lowkey bought drugs to try to fix it

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Beta blockers apparently help with exposure therapy so I tried that recently and it helps a bit but I still get kinda scared and blank out sometimes

undone mirage
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??

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😂

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that took a turn

vivid stirrup
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Wah

vivid stirrup
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There was a study showing that it might significantly help you get over any fear

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They did a study where they made a bunch of people with arachnophobia touch a tarantula and then gave half of them beta blockers and a month later the half that took the beta blockers were less scared of spiders

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This is revolutionary

strong violet
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so like

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what goes wrong when ur public speaking

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like what's the choke point

solar notch
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so detailed ❤️

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bro chill im not trying to hate on u

vivid stirrup
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Yeah rationally in my head I know it’s not a big deal but my primal subconscious doesn’t seem to recognize that

lilac hemlock
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@jz.

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@opal needle

wet sage
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I drink before interviews

strong violet
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or manage them a little bit better

vivid stirrup
opal needle
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yay

wet sage
opal needle
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i thought i got banned

wet sage
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Ppl are shit

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They are beneath you no need to be nervous

valid salmon
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did the server glitch out for u to?

vivid stirrup
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Ooooh guys maybe discord is having a network partition

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It seems they value availability over consistency

fossil horizon
vivid stirrup
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W system design

strong violet
vivid stirrup
tranquil sand
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Ye server died

strong violet
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dont fix what's not broken just keep taking them

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and hopefully it gets better

crystal pendant
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anyone have a windows/linux laptop they reccomend
im on mac rn and kinda want another laptop for shits and gigs

sly cape
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ultimate larppad

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also upgrade to >24GB ram and min 1TB storage

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will last you forever

crystal pendant
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bc i was thinking of ebaymaxxing or swappa

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dell is 15% cashback on rakuten but idk how much i believe in that

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what is battery life + screen like

undone mirage
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get a lenovo legion 7i with a 5090

crystal pendant
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mfer

undone mirage
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what hte fukc

crystal pendant
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5k?

undone mirage
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that shits more expensive than my legion 7i

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😭

crystal pendant
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ts is 5k at microcenter

undone mirage
#

that aint no investment

crystal pendant
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i said "im on mac rn and kinda want another laptop for shits and gigs"

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tf type of shits and gigs

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im talking less than 1k preferably

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lol

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i got this m3 macbook pro with m3 pro chip for 800

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linux

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okay so im chopped

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okay 👍

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well i said ebay or smthing idk if anything used is useable

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also not useable on linux either?

sly cape
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so like 150$ for the laptop

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and like + 80$ for the ram upgrade and storage

crystal pendant
#

never tried it

hard owl
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i have mac m3 💔

fossil horizon
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how many mg do u take

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i just got mine

magic siren
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im still rocking m1 pro

fossil horizon
#

and which 1

hard owl
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asahi only supports m1 and m2

fossil horizon
#

same

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i take 20 tho

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50 is crazy

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dudes sedated mid interview

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oh u take it weekly or smth

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?

sly cape
#

@hard owl hello mr nvidia

fossil horizon
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ah

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i just got mine

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lookin forward to using next cycle

fossil horizon
#

have any of u used moda

hard owl
crystal pendant
hard owl
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but no asahi

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im so close to buying a new laptop just for linux

sly cape
#

you gotta

hard owl
#

yeah i want one so bad

sly cape
#

ive dropped my thinkpad, thrown it, spilled water on it

hard owl
#

but like i want a slim one

sly cape
#

hmmmmmm

hard owl
#

i have like some super fat one and it genuinely weights 12 lbs

sly cape
#

not sure if ik good ones like that

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i will say the t480s is pretty bulky compared to a mac

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but its not heavt

hard owl
#

yeah i had t480 i think

sly cape
#

ohhhh

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wait

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the t14s are slim apparently

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and they are pretty chill imo

hard owl
#

but the issue is

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should i rlly buy a whole new laptop for linux

sly cape
#

mac is unix based so theres really not that much of a difference

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larp maybe

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like larp farm

hard owl
#

no cuz my main pc is linux so its annoying having to find tools that work for both

hard owl
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like i do embedded with stm32 so everytime i swap between machines i have to change the directory from like /home to like /User

crystal pendant
#

*disgusting

lilac hemlock
#

@crystal pendant are you on linux

crystal pendant
#

sadly the hardware is just too good and im stuck in the apple ecosystem

lilac hemlock
#

yeah respectable/apple ecosystem is still great

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everything links together so well

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im planning to get on linux like a soon as my finals are over

crystal pendant
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i used to hate it so much

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but its gotten so godo

lilac hemlock
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omfg i hvae like a to do list after my finals are over im so excited

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no yeah its come up really well

crystal pendant
#

i hate schoo

civic cliff
#

You like school satoru gojo?

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You’re unc?

tranquil sand
#

Shit is so fire

#

Unfortunately it is not at the level where I would purchase over a Mac

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I use a windows laptop rn but when I buy a desktop prob getting a Mac

lilac hemlock
tranquil sand
#

Unibody chassis

crystal pendant
#

can ibm interview me

tranquil sand
#

I've alr been rejected from IBM

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Lmfao

lilac hemlock
#

they blessed me with a curse

crystal pendant
#

im emailing recruiters again

undone mirage
#

😂

tranquil sand
#

@undone mirage Zon wl 🥀🥀

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I'm so chud

crystal pendant
#

dude It hurts so bad to type.

scenic oyster
#

can you hollow purple ibm

tranquil sand
lilac hemlock
crystal pendant
#

ref me

scenic oyster
#

ty goat

lilac hemlock
#

im tryna get summer bruh 😭✌️

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shouldve asked long ago

scenic oyster
#

guys imma lock and and start cold emailing recruiters

lilac hemlock
undone mirage
scenic oyster
#

theres a tesla role that i think im actually a good fit for

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but mfs will not interview me

undone mirage
#

fuck

crystal pendant
#

yo this bandybot dude is NOT a larper and is actually a perfect ibm swe

undone mirage
#

why are probability questions so unintuitive

lilac hemlock
undone mirage
#

i gotta take discrete math again

lilac hemlock
#

dm'ing recruiters is apparently like wasting your superlike on tinder or sumn

scenic oyster
#

r u sure

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the fengtian guy said its method

tranquil sand
scenic oyster
#

no stop being greedy

tranquil sand
#

Ask to push Zon fall to spring so I get Zon fall offer

scenic oyster
coral cedar
#

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take

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you havent taken enough then

tranquil sand
#

It's gonna be <= 100% so either way it's optimal to take shots

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Strictly speaking it's in the very worst equal

swift moat
hard owl
#

can u do vertical tabs

vivid stirrup
#

Chat what fries r we choosing

coral cedar
urban ore
echo obsidian
#

anyone know how bad

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starbase texas is

#

is it fried

proud mauve
#

Good afternoon

vivid stirrup
swift moat
proud mauve
#

Can't wait to chudmax this summer

lilac hemlock
hard owl
#

aw

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is this fire

crystal pendant
#

im so lazy

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lazy chud

hard owl
#

wait its hella fast

hidden shuttle
undone mirage
#

or you're perma stuck on wl

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cause you know

#

there's people who have been on wl for months

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😂

#

who knwos

lilac hemlock
lilac hemlock
hard owl
undone mirage
#

hows it back

#

oh

#

as in the outages

terse fractal
#

whats the best spacex org

lilac hemlock
#

infosys

atomic jewel
#

anyone did Optiver proc, not us tho, like ams or smth

narrow sierra
#

this guys linkedin is a goldmine

crystal pendant
#

its new

#

its awesome

#

doesnt look as good imo as zen or arc but its so good

native rover
#

who renamed this 2027 from 2026 😭

vivid stirrup
mellow saffron
native rover
undone mirage
#

Agonm

steel wind
#

lowkey slaps

lilac hemlock
dark bane
#

oh and there’s no N in mogma

lilac hemlock
#

agonmm

#

what

#

what is this

#

yoooo what up kevin

vale ridge
#

REMINDER to height max or you will be doomed to slave

"Don't join a team which has short men
Short men have no social life as they know they have no chance of dating a woman, so they focus all their energy on work, and those little mfs work 14 hrs per day, and set wrong expectation. I have noticed this in 4-5 teams so far. Short men slog like a donkey because work is the only place they matter."

vale ridge
#

If you're < 5'9 the correct EV play is to save for limb lengthening + 4 inch lifts

mellow saffron
#

chansey is so tuff

vale ridge
#

or its literally over

vivid stirrup
#

Serious question: What’s better? YouTube while eating or TikTok while eating?

barren maple
#

yt

vale ridge
#

it will pay back the investment 10x later in life

vivid stirrup
#

TikTok always hits

mellow saffron
#

what i usually do is eat, have a youtube video on one screen, play a game on the other, and pause everything to open tik tok every once in a while

dark bane
scenic oyster
vale ridge
#

honestly with looks inflation anything under 6 foot you need limb lengthening

dark bane
#

6 7 is optimal

marble river
#

💀

sullen quartz
#

too many just larp 5'11

wide sorrel
#

i got like 3 things going on

#

at the same time

mellow saffron
dark bane
mellow saffron
#

yes

placid cargo
#

anyone know how easy it is to get zon offer? i j had my interview, and think i did decent? could someone dm? would rlly appreciate

dark bane
#

amazonToad 🍌

undone mirage
#

u get an offer

vivid stirrup
#

Tung tung tung sahur

undone mirage
#

pretty simple

hazy pewter
#

Did u do leetcode today

limber patio
#

2027 summer already??

#

damn

#

the grind never stops does it

limber patio
#

the real strat

dark bane
#

zonning

craggy patrol
#

In any tech interview, does asian interviewer usually give harder coding problems than other races?

limber patio
#

@violet belfry yoooo

#

hows the CS careers life going

undone mirage
limber patio
#

thats so silly

echo obsidian
#

me when interviewer thinks you know the language

#

and they get disappointed when you cant speak their language

#

🥀

vivid stirrup
#

Any yall play overwatch

dark bane
mellow saffron
dark bane
mellow saffron
wide sorrel
#

juda framemogs everyone

dark bane
icy steppe
#

how to prep for system design esp at like quant swe level? ive never done it before and know nothing about distributed systems

swift moat
#

hello

earnest rock
#

@frosty badge would you happen to know of any optimal lvl 80 mage build for wynncraft logged on for the first time in like 2 years and i have no clue whats going on

lament crow
earnest rock
slow cipher
swift moat
#

in the project walls

#

on sum roddy ricch shi

#

@mellow saffron why didn't we invest in sandisk bruh

#

could've been funemployed forever

mellow saffron
#

destined for the trap

swift moat
#

smh that was our way out

mellow saffron
#

🥀

lament crow
scenic oyster
#

wait why is sandisk so down

#

and why is my intel stock up 400 percent

slow cipher
#

intel created on silicon llm inference for 50 trillion parameter models

scenic oyster
#

fr

slow cipher
#

nope

#

Me

scenic oyster
#

buying intel when it crashed to 19 was w

#

i use their sd cards

swift moat
#

wdc and sandisk earnings in 2 days 🙏

undone mirage
#

whats' sandisk

#

what's that shoe company that pivoted to ai

swift moat
#

we might upgrade our trap w this one

undone mirage
#

idk what's going on in the world

swift moat
undone mirage
swift moat
#

allbirds lore? theres nothing to say, failed shoe company pivots to ai and stock shoots up

undone mirage
#

what did they do though

#

ill lok it up

swift moat
#

prolly manipulation by one or a group of whales

#

market cap low enough to be influenced by one person anyways

scenic oyster
#

or some bs

undone mirage
mint quest
#

Ts can’t be real no emails, reels are not hitting the same, everyone locked in for exams, phone is dry, no procs, dopamine is fried, already went 200 over for my daily calories, today’s lift was horrendous

Day can’t get any worse

#

🥀

undone mirage
swift moat
#

reels not hitting the same 🥀 gotta switch up ur algo

undone mirage
#

im staring at math problems and wondering why math is so magical and unintuitive at the same time

mint quest
#

Oh and the dean of students called me cuz the professor complained cuz I didn’t respond to her email on time

#

🥀✌️

undone mirage
#

😂

mint quest
#

Ts can’t be real

#

Apparently she didn’t want me to fail the class cuz she couldn’t view my assignment and grades due today

#

Lowk W teacher

swift moat
#

quite goated

dark bane
earnest rock
dark bane
#

sleepy

opal needle
#

so sleepy

swift lily
vale ridge
#

reminder that its literally over if you're a male and short, invest all $ into limb lengthening

swift lily
dark bane
lilac hemlock
#

@dark bane do you have the ability to make polls

marble river
lilac hemlock
#

dang it i wanna make one in here

#

but i cannot

dark bane
#

idk probably

vale ridge
#

yea short males have zero sexual market value, so to compensate they spend all of their time slaving away

echo obsidian
#

Ohhhh so it can also be the inverse

#

Work because of no play and work for play

#

I see

vale ridge
#

yea if you're a short male the correct EV play for life happiness is becoming gay/femboy

dark bane
#

and of course shoulder pads for frame

vale ridge
#

yea do everything you can to become 6'7, its the new optimal height

echo obsidian
#

what if you height mog but you’re face gapped

marble river
#

back in my day 6ft was good enough

echo obsidian
dark bane
vale ridge
#

yea reminder to only reproduce with females that are 5'7+ or your child will be miserable

swift lily
marble river
#

yeah my kid is cooked

vale ridge
#

the height pill is so brutal, when you mog you can see in real time the person submitting to you. you can have them do anything you want

swift lily
#

Only mods can make /poll

echo obsidian
dark bane
echo obsidian
#

Ah so drop her and look for better

#

got it

dark bane
vale ridge
#

yea the new meta is going after the 6+ foot females since they're not in demand. soon they will be after people want to heightmax their sons

#

yea then its over

swift lily
#

How tall are you

dark bane
#

just get stilts

vale ridge
#

6'7 in elevator boots + 4 inch lifts

dark bane
#

perfect

echo obsidian
lilac hemlock
vale ridge
#

life is a game about mogging. the most fullfilling activity is being the best at something.

shell oyster
urban ore
#

would u guys marry a chopped 6'8 somalian if ur kid was 100% gonna make it in the NBA

#

whats the ev of this ?

civic cliff
dark bane
vale ridge
#

you will be able to afford every surgery after

swift lily
#

Everyone talks about surgery like it's just a problem of money

#

How about the side effects

#

Cancer rates rising apparently

#

If I was a trillionaire, I would still be very selective on what surgery to go through

vale ridge
#

jeff bezos was rank 1 in net worth at one point and his wife is still not attracted to him, so he went on roids

#

so brutal