u need to do ruby on rails track since it lets you fast track to quant
#2027_summer
sleek pilot
narrow sierra
I'ma just start lying genuinely
echo obsidian
agentic timer app
sleek pilot
crap bro was it a compiler/low level related role
no it was regular SWE
narrow sierra
been is this ur first internship
sly cape
who is asking compilers for a swe role
scenic oyster
u need to do ruby on rails track since it lets you fast track to quant
wait whats wrong with rails unironically
sleek pilot
who is asking compilers for a swe role
interviewer looked at my res/github and thought it was interesting
scenic oyster
i think my internship uses rails
narrow sierra
makes sense
sly cape
i see i see
lilac hemlock
interviewer looked at my res/github and thought it was interesting
oh thats kinda cutie
sleek pilot
been is this ur first internship
i did an 11 month unpaid thing last year because i bombed cit and this was the only other option
sly cape
citadel?
sleek pilot
it was ass but I was able to make it work out really well
narrow sierra
how did u get cit proc w no prevs 😭
opal needle
larping
narrow sierra
ur 2nd year?
sly cape
@sleek pilot wya this summer??
sleek pilot
<@431880187484045332> wya this summer??
voloridge
sleek pilot
ur 2nd year?
yes
lilac hemlock
if the work im doing at my incoming internship sucks do i just vibe it and work on my own stuff or should i actually do it in case interviews ask about it
sleek pilot
if the work im doing at my incoming internship sucks do i just vibe it and work ...
both
opal needle
if the work im doing at my incoming internship sucks do i just vibe it and work ...
larp cracked work
frank hornet
how cooked am i if i'm a junior with no prevs
sleek pilot
if you can get away with vibing it then you should vibe it
opal needle
work is the least important thing
sleek pilot
but know what ur writing
undone mirage
narrow sierra
if you can get away with vibing it then you should vibe it
nah
most people will not learn
proud mauve
how cooked am i if i'm a junior with no prevs
Same question
lilac hemlock
but know what ur writing
oh okay
narrow sierra
if they do this
sleek pilot
most people will not learn
if you could get away with vibe coding it's not good work anyways
scenic oyster
how cooked am i if i'm a junior with no prevs
r u a junior rn or soph
vivid stirrup
work is the least important thing
what do u think is most important
sly cape
most people will not learn
let them do this, less competition
vivid stirrup
just the company
scenic oyster
bc that was me this year
frank hornet
r u a junior rn or soph
soph
scenic oyster
i landed somethiing
neat hemlock
my only proc last year was citadel
citadel as freshman? wtf
scenic oyster
so ur not done for but lock in
neat hemlock
holy mog bruh
opal needle
what do u think is most important
prestige
having a good time
good company culture
swift moat
@mellow saffron from the vava to the cinque back to the vava
opal needle
u dont want to be miserable
swift moat
iceman
frank hornet
also u can get zon with no prevs
i fucked up zon intv this year and it was my only proc
frank hornet
does that extend the cooldown?
sleek pilot
citadel as freshman? wtf
i think my life went to shit when I talked about my "OOP dungeon crawler with Tic Tac Toe" during the interview instead of my first hackathon win the week before
scenic oyster
no ur prob chilling
neat hemlock
i fucked up zon intv this year and it was my only proc
maybe try to get a startup
neat hemlock
i think my life went to shit when I talked about my "OOP dungeon crawler with Ti...
dang. where do u go to school
is this for launch?
sly cape
i fucked up zon intv this year and it was my only proc
just make some projs and grind some leetcode and sys design
frank hornet
but i'm def still gonna grind lc
sly cape
youll be fine
sleek pilot
is this for launch?
yes
neat hemlock
ur cracked
scenic oyster
bro it wasn't even lc it was the behavioral that cooked me
what part of behavioral
cuz this is my first cycle recruiting ngl
sleek pilot
maybe try to get a startup
non technical startups as the sole dev is essentially a personal project but with guarunteed userbase which def shouldn't be slept on
neat hemlock
i got my friend to mock me on the LPs the night before
frank hornet
what part of behavioral
with the sde i misunderstood a question and then i got nervous and gave shitty answers afterwards
neat hemlock
non technical startups as the sole dev is essentially a personal project but wit...
basically, also it’s less bureaucratic sometimes u don’t even need to interview
scenic oyster
hmm rough
sly cape
stuff happens
misty sluice
anyone hiring manager on Amazon zon big data team
scenic oyster
having alot of projects is good bc u can have examples for alot of stuff too
sly cape
my biggest regret is making too many web based projects
sleek pilot
anyone hiring manager on Amazon zon big data team
i'm incoming @ crowdstrike for agentic sec+ 2027
sly cape
was*
sleek pilot
my biggest regret is making too many web based projects
mongodb is web scale bro
misty sluice
i'm incoming @ crowdstrike for agentic sec+ 2027
that's close enough
neat hemlock
i have like one and it’s vibe coded
scenic oyster
my biggest regret is making too many web based projects
wait how do u actually fix this
sly cape
idk
scenic oyster
cuz thats my problem rn
neat hemlock
i'm incoming @ crowdstrike for agentic sec+ 2027
actually or larp
sly cape
just find stuff ur interested in
scenic oyster
can i dm u my projects
lilac hemlock
wait how do u actually fix this
cooler projects
sly cape
i do a lot of eBPF and sched_ext stuff now
lilac hemlock
computer vision
scenic oyster
cuz i feel like most have a front end
lilac hemlock
systems prog
proud mauve
my biggest regret is making too many web based projects
So what type projects should we make
sleek pilot
wait how do u actually fix this
i remember trying to make an order book in rust and accidently switched to fastAPI
sly cape
whatever ur interested in man
neat hemlock
write a compiler or smth idk
narrow sierra
i remember trying to make an order book in rust and accidently switched to fastA...
bro what
😭
lilac hemlock
i remember trying to make an order book in rust and accidently switched to fastA...
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
neat hemlock
in one of my classes this year one of the projects was compiler and interpreter for a tiny language w only ints and books
bools
sleek pilot
i remember trying to make an order book in rust and accidently switched to fastA...
(joke)
narrow sierra
how do u even end up on fastapi
neat hemlock
easy as shit too js 3000 ocaml match statements
sleek pilot
actually or larp
ok come on bro
sly cape
litestar>>>fastapi
neat hemlock
im ngmi ash
sleek pilot
i think like 3 companies have public 2027 procs
swift moat
litestar>>>fastapi
idk what any of this is
@mellow saffron dyk what these guys are talking ab
sly cape
idk what any of this is
unc spotted
neat hemlock
i think like 3 companies have public 2027 procs
i turned one down XD
lilac hemlock
real question are technical learning projects still good on resumes like compilers and database engines and kernels?
sleek pilot
i think i need to grind compilers and os bc idk any lowlevel
compilers aren't very useful unless you wanna do compiler stuff
swift moat
compiler seems like a class proj tbh
neat hemlock
compilers aren't very useful unless you wanna do compiler stuff
^
sly cape
i think i need to grind compilers and os bc idk any lowlevel
its fun, id personally recommend anything eBPF related as its relatively simple for beginners to OS things
neat hemlock
boring as shit
narrow sierra
litestar>>>fastapi
python in general
mellow saffron
<@457256139202232320> dyk what these guys are talking ab
nah i only know a bit of python ngl
narrow sierra
👎 for anything real
mellow saffron
like u throw some shi at a list
sly cape
or something with FUSE or something
scenic oyster
its fun, id personally recommend anything eBPF related as its relatively simple ...
sgsg
sleek pilot
^
absolutely suggest doing it anyways because it's still a fundamental but it doesn't need to be taken in uni and it really just a nice addition to the toolbox
sly cape
i think a really cool project would be NUMA aware CPU scheduling, but again i dont have time, and i also dont have a server with multiple sockets
narrow sierra
I can't get myself to finish my compiler proj
scenic oyster
yeah i unfort dont have the option to even take it but im gonan try and self study it
sly cape
or some CPU scheduling thats aware of cache sharing etc
scenic oyster
so i dont end up only crudbob
lilac hemlock
real question are technical learning projects still good on resumes like compile...
hi
scenic oyster
IM LEARNING GO RN!!!
sleek pilot
i think my life went to shit when I talked about my "OOP dungeon crawler with Ti...
this would've landed me capital 1 in 2022
sly cape
learn golang and you will get a job at some point, maybe not in swe, but someday
lilac hemlock
just learn go
go or rust for dist sys?
sly cape
go got me my server job... server assistant
narrow sierra
I have grievances w go but it's still a good language
if they fix their shit ass error handling
sly cape
go or rust for dist sys?
go for sure, but rust is still a good thing to learn
sleek pilot
incoming golang sde(server driveway eatery) @ mcdonalds
narrow sierra
It will be my fav
narrow sierra
go for sure, but rust is still a good thing to learn
for fun only
there's 3 jobs for this language
sly cape
we use rust at my job
sleek pilot
for fun only
use ai to migrate microsoft codebase to rust so you can linkedinpost
narrow sierra
in the entire world
sly cape
or ex job
narrow sierra
we use rust at my job
1/3
sleek pilot
i know 2 people in CS that have worked at mcdonalds and they're both cracked
narrow sierra
I have a rust proj on my resume that has done nothing for me 😭
sleek pilot
mcdonalds is the real CS bootcamp
narrow sierra
it's not even that mickey either (I think)
sly cape
good concurrency handling (multiple drive through lanes)
sly cape
I have a rust proj on my resume that has done nothing for me 😭
but it was fun i bet
sleek pilot
nah you're overqualified and they wanted to push directly to quant
apply for optiver
lilac hemlock
go for sure, but rust is still a good thing to learn
shoot okay i was gonna do a dist sys project in rust
sleek pilot
good concurrency handling (multiple drive through lanes)
isn't this scheduling not concurrency 😭
narrow sierra
but it was fun i bet
yeah it was
sleek pilot
idk i haven't taken OS yet
sly cape
shoot okay i was gonna do a dist sys project in rust
wait just do it in rust
lilac hemlock
I have a rust proj on my resume that has done nothing for me 😭
wait is rust currently buns for job prospects 💔
narrow sierra
yes
sly cape
the language for distributed systems isnt important, the concepts are.
narrow sierra
isn't this scheduling not concurrency 😭
nah cuz u got 2 lanes running concurrently
lilac hemlock
the language for distributed systems isnt important, the concepts are.
okok makes sense but shouldnt i do it in go then if its more "hireable"
narrow sierra
but only 1 thread
u got 1 worker per lane typically no?
scenic oyster
yes it is
narrow sierra
or is that now how drive thrus work
lilac hemlock
actually
sleek pilot
u got 1 worker per lane typically no?
sometimes but it depends on location and busyness
sly cape
okok makes sense but shouldnt i do it in go then if its more "hireable"
look man, more likely than not your first role will be in 1 of 2 languages, python or Java
narrow sierra
so they can take orders at the same time
sly cape
im ngl
narrow sierra
i've managed both driveways before
yeah idrk how they work I always figured it was 1 worker per lane
lilac hemlock
look man, more likely than not your first role will be in 1 of 2 languages, pyth...
yeah fair my incoming is java...
scenic oyster
look man, more likely than not your first role will be in 1 of 2 languages, pyth...
what is my first role is cursed techstack
sleek pilot
yeah idrk how they work I always figured it was 1 worker per lane
Everyone gets funneled into the same lane to pay the same person, and pick up food from the same person
sly cape
that's what the headset is for
you gotta handle the interrupts and reschedule the threads (customers ordering)
lilac hemlock
im trying to get into systems programming/low level anyway so i think im gonna stick to C++ and rust stuff
sleek pilot
you can still say N == 1 workers by saying the worker is a memory bus?
please correct me if i'm wrong so i can #getcracked.io
sly cape
what is my first role is cursed techstack
what is your stack?.....
narrow sierra
Everyone gets funneled into the same lane to pay the same person, and pick up fo...
order taking is done concurrently which improves throughput as the kitchen is able to prep food
lilac hemlock
what is my first role is cursed techstack
bros incoming is in COBOL, B-minor, Objective-C, and next.js
scenic oyster
what is your stack?.....
i think its all react and ruby on rails and graphql
some teams are go
lilac hemlock
thats kinda fire
scenic oyster
but idk what team im even on
sly cape
i think its all react and ruby on rails and graphql
oh so you basically just got job security
thats nice
good for you
😭
sleek pilot
order taking is done concurrently which improves throughput as the kitchen is ab...
what if instead of red robin it was round robin and the waiters wouldn't take 30 minutes to bring me my fries
narrow sierra
i think its all react and ruby on rails and graphql
apply shopify next year u'll get it
sleek pilot
send resume
sly cape
graphql is the biggest psyop of the generation
scenic oyster
apply shopify next year u'll get it
i dont have another cycle
narrow sierra
i dont have another cycle
delay grad
sly cape
i think they created graphql just to be different
scenic oyster
delay grad
im gonna try but my college is actually strickler
like theyll probably deny extension
sly cape
does shopify do new grad?
mint quest
thats the most orz team right
narrow sierra
and hope for RO
sly cape
also github is a pretty big RoR shop but im not sure if they hire new grad for their core team
mint quest
😭
narrow sierra
gql pretty cool
lilac hemlock
thats the most orz team right
idk tho/idk if im trying to do AI stuff (i say with ML research and applied AI projects on my resume)
scenic oyster
im aiming for any new grad
lilac hemlock
theres a team in go zig and rust thats 👅👅👅👅👅
scenic oyster
(pls i dont wanna be homeless)
lilac hemlock
and then another team in like C++
proud mauve
I'm aiming for Zon ng
sleek pilot
"Just work at mcdonalds" Brutal 💔
sly cape
whos WE
sleek pilot
sleek pilot
oh that's actually decent
sleek pilot
lcol?
sly cape
hrt vibe codes
sly cape
aws is pretty cool
proud mauve
I'm willing to be called stupid bro
narrow sierra
it's FAANG for a reason guys
proud mauve
I just need the money
sleek pilot
1 at a time chill
sleek pilot
i'm holding amazon's prestige hostage until they send me an OA
sleek pilot
idek what nvidia would hire me for 😭
omniverse
sly cape
😍 jensen!
proud mauve
Nvidia would n'thire me just to chud arounf all day
spark tangle
For zon how long after interview did yall get offer?
sly cape
not their type of candidate
what do u do
spark tangle
Had mine on Friday it’s now Monday
narrow sierra
what do u do
goon and play fortnite all day
scenic oyster
yes
sleek pilot
citadel will hire u now
what about val
sly cape
citadel is stinky quant
scenic oyster
what about val
no only zon
sleek pilot
no only zon
bronze 3 in zon my teammates are washed
solar notch
good evening gmis and orzbobs
frank hornet
Nvidia would n'thire me just to chud arounf all day
but citsec would
sleek pilot
any luck pushing amazon order to 2-Day delivery?
proud mauve
but citsec would
How to get citsec
sleek pilot
but citsec would
avg amazon intern project
proud mauve
How do I even cpp max
frank hornet
How to get citsec
pass interviews
scenic oyster
How do I even cpp max
become larper like cj
proud mauve
I have no idea what projects to make
sleek pilot
How do I even cpp max
cheat at videogames
sleek pilot
I have no idea what projects to make
agentic rust compiler
frank hornet
I have no idea what projects to make
odin project
proud mauve
pass interviews
Thanks for this advice bro
sleek pilot
odin project
^ THIS. Namely ruby on rails if you're breaking into quant
frank hornet
np
scenic oyster
gang what is odin project
proud mauve
gang what is odin project
Low level system cpp stuffs
sly cape
make an agent, a dashboard, or an agent in a dashboard
sleek pilot
gang what is odin project
Used to be a web dev bootcamp but it turns out it's a defacto LLD workshop
sly cape
very similar to what youll be doing at most internships
sleek pilot
Used to be a web dev bootcamp but it turns out it's a defacto LLD workshop
you don't learn it directly, but you essentially become an expert at distrib systems and low latency bs if you follow the roadmap
sly cape
crudbob or homeless, pick and choose
knotty steeple
crudbob or homeless, pick and choose
Both
sleek pilot
your internship does not define your career
it does but in the negation
knotty steeple
Me when I lie
sleek pilot
the less cracked ur internships are, the higher ur NG rate is
cause they wanna reward the humble people
sly cape
i could see that
scenic oyster
the less cracked ur internships are, the higher ur NG rate is
lfg
knotty steeple
Yeah I didn’t wanna land google intern cuz I’m lowkey hella humble
sly cape
the type of stuff you work on at your internships does not always equal your work later on
proud mauve
the less cracked ur internships are, the higher ur NG rate is
How about ppl without internships
sleek pilot
i've been a senior dev at optiver, HRT, and XAI I know how the fucking market works
knotty steeple
Same with when I failed Apple r1 lowkey
sleek pilot
How about ppl without internships
NaN 1/inf
sly cape
like i feel like people think internships hole themselves into a role
knotty steeple
I was just being mad humble
sly cape
like bro
knotty steeple
Redirected to unemployment
knotty steeple
He means like if you build a rag system during an internship ur not gonna be an MLE
sly cape
like fullstack people can transition into more backend -> distributed systems -> infra or anything there
yeh
like you'll have chances to explore different "areas"
scenic oyster
like fullstack people can transition into more backend -> distributed systems ->...
ok this is literally what i want to do
so reassuring
sly cape
i heard been is ex-DOGE
scenic oyster
i trust him
sleek pilot
when I say i'm interviewing with Cit I mean i'm interviewing candidates for the 2027 cycle
scenic oyster
he cracked
sleek pilot
he cracked
i sense tier 2 quant in your future, play your cards right and we'll see about bumping it up to tier 1
scenic oyster
i sense tier 2 quant in your future, play your cards right and we'll see about b...
i think quant is done for im afraid
sleek pilot
unbelievers are NGMI
frank hornet
doomed to the next amazon layoffs
scenic oyster
i was straight doing nothing first 2 years of college
sleek pilot
i think quant is done for im afraid
you will be the savior of quant
lilac hemlock
i was straight doing nothing first 2 years of college
ar eyou a junior
frank hornet
0/10 bait
sly cape
????
scenic oyster
and use qbank
scenic oyster
ar eyou a junior
yah
sleek pilot
just say you hate discord bro
swift moat
fade gcp ✌️🙏
swift moat
WE all fading gcp for unemployment
swift moat
gojo what’s your psl
it's like 6.7
sly cape
id rather work at ddog than jane street imma be real
lilac hemlock
yah
first year i only did my college's satellite club but i didnt touch leetcode AT ALL
pastel mulch
gcp 
lilac hemlock
i only tapped in sophomore spring
frank hornet
it's like 6.7
i just got mogged to death
scenic oyster
i only tapped in sophomore spring
i tapped in jr fall man
sleek pilot
those who don't know 😄
those who know: 💀
sleek pilot
it's like 6.7
opus mythos preview 6.7
sleek pilot
wait whats wrong with gcp
low skill floor
lilac hemlock
i tapped in jr fall man
some people i know completely avoided leetcode on purpose 😭 you got that man i believe in you
scenic oyster
oh
sly cape
first year i only did my college's satellite club but i didnt touch leetcode AT ...
thats actuall pretty cool, did u guys do like cubesats?
swift moat
those: 
pastel mulch
also gcp has hot desks
sleek pilot
it's the mega knight of cloud infra
lilac hemlock
thats actuall pretty cool, did u guys do like cubesats?
YES ACTUALLY I LOVE CUBESATS I WORKED ON THE COMPUTER VISION FOR OUR FIRST DEPLOYED SATELLITE
swift moat
wait whats wrong with gcp
just ab everything
echo obsidian
fade cubesats
sleek pilot
it's the mega knight of cloud infra
aws is miner control and azure is lumberloon
sly cape
YES ACTUALLY I LOVE CUBESATS I WORKED ON THE COMPUTER VISION FOR OUR FIRST DEPLO...
aura 🔥
scenic oyster
some people i know completely avoided leetcode on purpose 😭 you got that man i ...
yeah i got something ok for summer so hopefully school can carry for ng
sly cape
i love space things but i wasted my younger years chasing the leetcode grind
lilac hemlock
i wish i did more with the club this year unforch
sly cape
i wish i did what you did
urban ore
aws is miner control and azure is lumberloon
lmao
scenic oyster
aws is miner control and azure is lumberloon
whats xbow 3.0
urban ore
whats xbow 3.0
js
scenic oyster
im UC w xbow cycle
urban ore
easily
lilac hemlock
i love space things but i wasted my younger years chasing the leetcode grind
man arent you your company tag now 😭
sly cape
man arent you your company tag now 😭
yeah but id rather do space things
echo obsidian
whats meta rn
lilac hemlock
i cant wait to join the club again next year, its so so cool
echo obsidian
?
lilac hemlock
yeah fair
sleek pilot
whats xbow 3.0
using colab notebooks to implement a distributed system
lilac hemlock
yeah but id rather do space things
do you know what C++ projects i can do in this section 💀
sly cape
i always loved space stuff as a kid but i think the past 3 years have disillusioned me into the cs rat race when all i really wanted to do was rockets and sattelites etc
scenic oyster
whats meta rn
giant skelly meta rn
sleek pilot
giant skelly meta rn
?????
urban ore
giant skelly meta rn
bro
scenic oyster
he gonna get nerfed tho
scenic oyster
look at top ladder
urban ore
isint that a troll card bro
scenic oyster
no
echo obsidian
giant skelly meta rn
no wonder i keep seeing that shit
sly cape
do you know what C++ projects i can do in this section 💀
errr, ive been really interested in the deep space network, they use a special comm protocol which i think would be pretty cool to make a toy library for
urban ore
i have not played since they added the heros
scenic oyster
oh
urban ore
i was uc tho
scenic oyster
no
sly cape
i went to space camp every single summer 😭
scenic oyster
u gotta place on lb
sleek pilot
unc
urban ore
what deck do u play
scenic oyster
oh nah
urban ore
i used to play icebow
scenic oyster
icebow aura
urban ore
thats the hrt of clash royale decks
sleek pilot
this is why you have no procs
true orbit
2.9 Xbow >>>
urban ore
always go into triple ot and spam rockets 😭
true orbit
I haven’t played since like 2019
sleek pilot
icegolem doesnt do jack
🦸 🧊
sly cape
do you know what C++ projects i can do in this section 💀
https://ccsds.org/Pubs/133x0b2e2.pdf
This is pretty cool imo, not sure if you are into networking stuff
scenic oyster
me
true orbit
coc on top
scenic oyster
also me 😔
sleek pilot
lumberloon xbow boss bandit control is dominating grand challenge atm
quickest fact gold chop wipe sleep frighten bag wine important
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lilac hemlock
https://ccsds.org/Pubs/133x0b2e2.pdf
This is pretty cool imo, not sure if you a...
no id love to get into it/our cubesat downlinked some packets recently which was REALLY cool
is prestige 2 on poco on brawl stars high signal
t1 quant firm
lilac hemlock
no id love to get into it/our cubesat downlinked some packets recently which was...
idk what im really into yet and i feel like part of it is because i havent taken upper level courses yet like OS comp arch and networks
sly cape
no id love to get into it/our cubesat downlinked some packets recently which was...
imma send you a friend rq, let me know how all of that goes
sly cape
idk what im really into yet and i feel like part of it is because i havent taken...
you can always start ahead of them
like i think OS was pretty cool
austere path
idk what im really into yet and i feel like part of it is because i havent taken...
bruh os is boring as fuck ngl
gotta be a real nerd to like ts
sleek pilot
is prestige 2 on poco on brawl stars high signal
Top 1000 Nani and Piper solo queue NA ❤️🩹
lilac hemlock
you can always start ahead of them
oh yeah i wanna read OSTEP over the summer i just havent had time cuz of research
lilac hemlock
Top 1000 Nani and Piper solo queue NA ❤️🩹
wait you so tuff...
i peaked @ 427 poco NA
sleek pilot
i peaked @ 427 poco NA
solo queue of agony and despair
lilac hemlock
solo queue of agony and despair
BRO
POCO IS INHERENTLY SUPPORT
SOLO QUEUE IS THE WORST THING IN EXISTENCE
scenic oyster
true
sleek pilot
SOLO QUEUE IS THE WORST THING IN EXISTENCE
I was tracking my games until T100 to see how bad matchmaking is
scenic oyster
i might come back tho once i actually get ft
sleek pilot
It’s so bad
sleek pilot
Skip list or ordered queue?
opal needle
ye ik
lilac hemlock
got all colt buffies and just started demolishing
the best poco solo queue montage will never beat the worst montage for any character with buffies bro
opal needle
if u dont have love prospects by ur ft offer
lilac hemlock
especially colt bibi or bull
opal needle
it might be over for u
blazing swan
oh yeah i wanna read OSTEP over the summer i just havent had time cuz of researc...
ostep is rlly rlly good
lilac hemlock
Skip list or ordered queue?
thought this was only r2
scenic oyster
if u dont have love prospects by ur ft offer
nah we using arranged marriage method
opal needle
lowk its a good method
lilac hemlock
ostep is rlly rlly good
im gonna read it over the summer!!! i also wanna do the homeworks but like dunno how far ill get you know. just gonna LC, project, and read OSTEP as i go
blazing swan
one of my friends is at madison and had the one of dussaus as his teacher
blazing swan
im gonna read it over the summer!!! i also wanna do the homeworks but like dunno...
real asf
sleek pilot
Top 1000 Nani and Piper solo queue NA ❤️🩹
oh wait nvm i was 1k trophies I peaked top 420l lol
blazing swan
the hws r also good fs, i dont think they're too crazy eitehr
opal needle
im gonna read it over the summer!!! i also wanna do the homeworks but like dunno...
what projects u workin gon
edgy fractal
oh wait nvm i was 1k trophies I peaked top 420l lol
former top 15 gene us 🥶
sleek pilot
what projects u workin gon
orderbook with agentic matching engine
lucid apex
is the ycombinator startup school thing worth going to
sleek pilot
how to be cracked:
- pick popular open source project
- add Claude Integration
- create PR
lucid apex
I got in but lowkey idc about going 😭
opal needle
uhh
i might go
if i can get the 25k credits without being there
i wont
otherwise its worth going imo
sly cape
I got in but lowkey idc about going 😭
will you be in town?
lucid apex
close
barren cliff
is the ycombinator startup school thing worth going to
whend u apply
lucid apex
whend u apply
i dont remember it wasn't that long ago though
sly cape
meet some interesting people building the next ai b2b saas targeted toward rabbit farmers
lilac hemlock
former top 15 gene us 🥶
CHEFFFF
frank hornet
how to be cracked:
- pick popular open source project
- add Claude Integration
-...
i prefer coming up with projects but never getting past making the readmes
scenic oyster
how to be cracked:
- pick popular open source project
- add Claude Integration
-...
ok ill add claude code to linux kernel with claude code
lilac hemlock
what projects u workin gon
i wanna do a distributed kv store/database engine and maybe a TCP/IP stack from scratch
sleek pilot
ok ill add claude code to linux kernel with claude code
Use grok to make the PR
scenic oyster
yes
sly cape
i wanna do a distributed kv store/database engine and maybe a TCP/IP stack from ...
database engine gotta be the top 3 most larped resume projects
sleek pilot
database engine gotta be the top 3 most larped resume projects
Agentic database engine
sly cape
always from the "Build your own X" repo
opal needle
i wanna do a distributed kv store/database engine and maybe a TCP/IP stack from ...
kv cache would be a goated ai related proj
hype
sleek pilot
Agentic database engine
I’m giving you the ideas you need build some fucking projects
lucid apex
i wanna do a distributed kv store/database engine and maybe a TCP/IP stack from ...
damn bruh...
lilac hemlock
kv cache would be a goated ai related proj
oh yeah 100%/im actualy trying to look into this but it looks entirely different from a kv store(???)
lilac hemlock
damn bruh...
wait what
lilac hemlock
database engine gotta be the top 3 most larped resume projects
wait what
it is from the build your own x repo/should i not do it then
scenic oyster
is tcp ip a good proj i did one through a class
true orbit
kvstore = dict()
scenic oyster
i dont put it on resume tho
opal needle
tbh do projects even matter
civic cliff
i wanna do a distributed kv store/database engine and maybe a TCP/IP stack from ...
Mito MVP 2027
lilac hemlock
kv store is prob different
no yeah but honesltu im dtill trying to look into it cuz it seems really relevant
opal needle
i got good procs having 3 crud projects
sly cape
wait what
it is from the build your own x repo/should i not do it then
its ok just do it, interviewers dont know what build your own x is
lilac hemlock
it looks familiar to what I did lol haha
ohh shoot HAHA
frank hornet
is making a shell a good project
sleek pilot
is making a shell a good project
That’s a class project
lilac hemlock
that is unfortunately a class project
sleek pilot
They do this in OS
scenic oyster
i got good procs having 3 crud projects
leak method
lilac hemlock
cuz its small
sly cape
we did NOT do this in OS
frank hornet
brutal
scenic oyster
terrible procs from crud projects
opal needle
leak method
decent school + good prevs
lucid apex
is tcp ip a good proj i did one through a class
depends on what you did with it, a basic tcp/ip project isn't that impressive but theres a lot of overhead you can dive into imo.
lilac hemlock
database engine gotta be the top 3 most larped resume projects
wait is this bad though 😭
lilac hemlock
depends on what you did with it, a basic tcp/ip project isn't that impressive bu...
oh really?
sleek pilot
sly cape
hey if ur interested just buildit
scenic oyster
decent school + good prevs
i have the first one but not the prevs
lucid apex
it depends on what you do, I would recommend just learning as much as possible from it. Resume value is something you can extract out of any project if u larp hard enough
lucid apex
but it only matters as much as you can discuss in an interview imo
lilac hemlock
hey if ur interested just buildit
i just wanna get into distributed systems tbh
lilac hemlock
it depends on what you do, I would recommend just learning as much as possible f...
no yeah my resume is actually decently stacked so im just trying to get like one good project because its all i have space for
frank hornet
decent school + good prevs
what happens to people with bad school + no prevs
crisp flicker
they don't actually ask for refereneces
lilac hemlock
you should remake consul
is this unironic/just a suggestion or something i should actually look into
opal needle
what happens to people with bad school + no prevs
bad offer -> c1 -> zon -> google -> oai/anth
sleek pilot
what happens to people with bad school + no prevs
They work at Amazon
frank hornet
tuff
lucid apex
I have a decently stacked resume too and I'm putting 3 projects on there just only descriptions of what I did
sly cape
is this unironic/just a suggestion or something i should actually look into
maybe not good if your resume is already stacked
frank hornet
that would imply you die three months after you start working there
sleek pilot
bad offer -> c1 -> zon -> zon until death
This DAG is a clique
sly cape
zon -> zon -> zon
urban ore
fr
frank hornet
This DAG is a clique
this reminded me i’ve been slacking off on studying for my algos class
lilac hemlock
maybe not good if your resume is already stacked
can i dm
lucid apex
ya they started doing school events for 27 recruiting
sleek pilot
Pivot to AI art SWE while you still can
scenic oyster
ya they started doing school events for 27 recruiting
i went to one but they didnt do anything
like just gave free stuff
sleek pilot
i went to one but they didnt do anything
Scan our QR code bro
sly cape
recruiting before summer even started
scenic oyster
i did
frank hornet
c1 thinks they’re optiver
sly cape
the best company there was zon
scenic oyster
i did get a hat and bag
sleek pilot
#networking
scenic oyster
our schools career fair deadass chopped
our career fair is good but i think the recruiters get fed up
too many student
sly cape
#networking
SYN, SYN ACK, ACK
sly cape
Am I stupid or is that wrong
no idea i took networking last year
scenic oyster
no it syn syn ack ack
echo obsidian
its syn synack ack
sleek pilot
no idea i took networking last year
Networking is a 500 level class here 💀
scenic oyster
guys zon dont come to our career fair is it over
sly cape
same i got zon and defense
bro there were like anti defense protestors outside and I was like "yeahh!!! no defense" and still ended up interviewing for only defense
i felt kinda bad ngl
sleek pilot
guys zon dont come to our career fair is it over
They were making room for Palantir dw
tranquil sand
I thought it was syn ack syn-ack
I'm pretty sure its this
lilac hemlock
no i think its syn syn ack ack
sleek pilot
@grok
echo obsidian
its syn syn ack ack
tranquil sand
or wait
echo obsidian
100%
tranquil sand
yeah
scenic oyster
They were making room for Palantir dw
we only have chud companies... what is a sig and citadel
sleek pilot
tranquil sand
I'm trolling
echo obsidian
🔥
sleek pilot
How it feels to have no procs
echo obsidian
does anyone else genuinely have no prospect for a summer internship and has lost all hope like me
scenic oyster
🧖♂️
sleek pilot
does anyone else genuinely have no prospect for a summer internship and has lost...
I have no procs and I must complain on r/csmajors
echo obsidian
no its over
scenic oyster
i think we should all just use our brains to make a time machine and go back to 2017 and get meta ng from a quora internship
ibm orz...
sleek pilot
i think we should all just use our brains to make a time machine and go back to ...
I miss when the CS market was hard, it’s too easy to land procs now and they keep offering $300k NG
Ruins the fun
scenic oyster
damn that must be really hard man
echo obsidian
it doesnt go anywher
scenic oyster
hopefully they offer u 130k next time
sleek pilot
hopefully they offer u 130k next time
Only if it’s HCOL
sly cape
i came into college dreaming of faang, left dreaming of a job
sleek pilot
i came into college dreaming of faang, left dreaming of a job
2024 grads:
echo obsidian
might have to go to mcdonalds
sleek pilot
We didn’t even get a graduation
neat hemlock
does anyone else genuinely have no prospect for a summer internship and has lost...
me
lucid apex
Client -> Server: SYN
Server -> Client: SYN-ACK
Client -> Server: ACK
sleek pilot
might have to go to mcdonalds
McDonald’s is high signal
sleek pilot
neat hemlock
is it over for us
unfortunately
sleek pilot
Land quant first
lucid apex
rng
sly cape
lucid apex
next time bro
echo obsidian
is mcdonalds ai proof?
sleek pilot
is mcdonalds ai proof?
Claude cowork does this
echo obsidian
chipotle going get automated
sleek pilot
echo obsidian
canadian gg
lucid apex
why would networking be a 500 level course? isn't it like mid-level
dark bane
sleek pilot
neat hemlock
ai
echo obsidian
AI is crayz nowadays
sleek pilot
Block blast is opus 4.6 and Tetris is the YOLO transformer
neat hemlock
u shouldn’t use ai bro
urban ore
why are u scared of a time zone dox
neat hemlock
it’s bad for the environment
echo obsidian
LOL
neat hemlock
uses hella water n shit
echo obsidian
i just noticed that
sleek pilot
u shouldn’t use ai bro
neat hemlock
amazon is ngmi anyways
scenic oyster
amazon is ngmi anyways
bro what
sleek pilot
dark bane
urban ore
<#1481791153949904917>
classic
neat hemlock
i’m ngmi ash
sleek pilot
What’s capital2 proc like?
scenic oyster
is it actually possible to convert career fair to anything
cuz i go but they dont work
idk ive been like 4 times
hasnt led to anything
maybe im buns
hybrid saddle
@dark bane hello brother
dark bane
<@664367945748578304> hello brother
neat hemlock
is it actually possible to convert career fair to anything
my roommate did for an f500
he’s so tuff
im ngmi ash
compared to him
dark bane
is meta doomed? i heard they doin like 8k layoffs
scenic oyster
i talk to smaller companies too
i have some friends that talk to bigger companies and do get procs
dark bane
whats msl?
hybrid saddle
? im a fat fuckign chud
scenic oyster
but idk how it works
hybrid saddle
not a metamate
hybrid saddle
is meta doomed? i heard they doin like 8k layoffs
we are all doomed gang
we are getting ground up into biofuel for the ai chips
scenic oyster
ig i just gotta keep going and hope to get lucky
scenic oyster
how do u guys not be ngmi
u tell us big zon man
true orbit
renege on zon
neat hemlock
i go to a “t20” cs and evb larps t20
lol
one is cmu and one is umd
one is brown and one is purdue
neat hemlock
cmu is t20 cs
cmu is t1 cs and t20 overall
true orbit
Not for overall
frank hornet
one is brown and one is purdue
purdue is brown though
neat hemlock
lol
neat hemlock
purdue is brown though
so is umd
neat hemlock
Not for overall
cmu is t20 overall dudes just yapping
they’re good at humanities
cmu is very good for arts too iirc
yes
lol
yes
umd non target
ngmi asf
hidden shuttle
for tesla, do managers pick the resumes they are interested in?
proud mauve
Harvard t15 cs 🥀
hybrid saddle
im ngmi at t1000
hidden shuttle
cold email manager or rec?
true orbit
cmu is t20 overall dudes just yapping
nah like 8 ivies, stanford, mit, Chicago, jhu, caltech, vandy, rice, Berkeley, duke, northwestern, wustl, notre dame is prob the traditional t20
that’s for us schools
if global then stuff like uoft, Tsinghua/peking and like Oxbridge prob
and like ethz
dark bane
i heard meta employees are good looking and mog the other faang employees
its what i heard
neat hemlock
yea idk ppl shit on my school and where i work here
it is what it is
do u go to west virginia u or smth
hybrid saddle
i heard meta employees are good looking and mog the other faang employees
lowkey meta does have some baddies
neat hemlock
fpu orz
neat hemlock
florida polytechnic
hybrid saddle
holy doxx 😭 🙏
dark bane
tulip spruce
@urban ore the referral is complete. is there hope. Do refs even matter? will I get proc now?
civic cliff
im ngmi at t1000
Maybe we go to the same uni who knows
misty sluice
crashing out its been 2 business days @zon pls 🙏
river thicket
Has anyone gotten another HM interview after initial onsite interview for Amazon?
What is the success rate and is this just another leetcode star type interview?
misty sluice
Has anyone gotten another HM interview after initial onsite interview for Amazon...
I did
did it thursday
misty sluice
dm me
lucid apex
Does Palantir let you defer?
tulip spruce
@dark bane got pizza (papa john)
zenith knot
anyone recruiting ds for the trade desk rn?
true orbit
Does Palantir let you defer?
They’re gonna bomb u
lucid apex
They’re gonna bomb u
damn I was wondering cuz I'm gonna try and shift the year at palantir thing to only summer lol
austere path
nah it was about some library system you had to build
longest codesignal question ive ever seen
dark bane
<@664367945748578304> got pizza (papa john)
nice
sleek pilot
What is the success rate and is this just another leetcode star type interview?
I like leetcode
rose oxide
is this guy @native birch a troll i cant tell
ah ok thank god
i was about to do something stupid and email my recruiter
3 weeks waiting after openai final...
i have prevs im just scared about school
like for stack rank
not yet
they're waiting everyone to finish interviews
and then "making final hiring decisions"
larp another offer ig
they would have rejected if they were at hc
they sent everyone an email saying that they're waiting on interviews finishing
and that itll take a few more weeks
neat hemlock
hello chat
hybrid saddle
CAN ANYONE GIVE ME REFERRAL
frank hornet
can anyone give me a referral
undone mirage
CAN ANYONE GIVE ME REFERRAL
can u give me a referral
sullen finch
https://tenor.com/view/two-people-laughing-on-table-laugh-laughing-lol-gif-30066...
The hatred guy is still alive
long geode
The hatred guy is still alive
sullen finch
John “ngmi” Bobby
long geode
hidden shuttle
Is c1 => shopify downgrade or upgrade?
scenic oyster
downgrade
hybrid saddle
upgrade
scenic oyster
in us
hybrid saddle
upgrade
hidden shuttle
In US
hybrid saddle
no
think abt it
c1 is a bank
that happens to have swes
shopify is inherently a tech company
its a different environment
hybrid saddle
even if the pay is slightly lower or wtv
lucid apex
dude only in cscd is c1 considered bronze 3 bro 😭
its a solid company to work/intern for
hybrid saddle
yeah but c1 has rep of being a tech first company
that doesnt really matter
their money maker isnt their tech dept
scenic oyster
its abt the same ngl
lucid apex
I just think tiering doesn't rlly make sense
hidden shuttle
even if the pay is slightly lower or wtv
70k vs 120k
lucid apex
in that case tesla = ibm cuz they pay similar 😭
tranquil crown
Is c1 => shopify downgrade or upgrade?
maybe a slight downgrade
hidden shuttle
But ro does matter
sick flicker
is it the case you are Satoru Gojo that you are the strongest;
or is it you are the strongest that you are Satoru Gojo
hybrid saddle
especially if you are mle
sullen quartz
shop and c1 pay is the same
sick flicker
tranquil crown
but also idk much about shopify's res val, all ik is c1's is pretty good for big tech
sullen quartz
135k 136k
hybrid saddle
its not 135 anymore
sullen quartz
better?
hybrid saddle
yes
sullen quartz
so shop is probably better lol both will get decent procs
true orbit
How much does shop pay now
carmine snow
C1 US vs Shopify Canada?
canada swe sucks no matter the company
hidden shuttle
are you canadian?
yea but got US work auth
carmine snow
yea but got US work auth
you want to do ft in the US for swe
hidden shuttle
american PR
carmine snow
swe in canada is very underpaid im pretty sure
hidden shuttle
why cant you do shopify US
i cant find a single canadain who got shopify US
hybrid saddle
i cant find a single canadain who got shopify US
but you have work auth
in the states
you can just apply for the us one
hidden shuttle
by canadian i mean someone who's school is in Canada
hybrid saddle
by canadian i mean someone who's school is in Canada
oh
scenic oyster
expensive i heard in alot of cities
hybrid saddle
okay yeah
hidden shuttle
there many US citizens in Canada
hybrid saddle
makes sense lol these penny pinchers
what year of school r u in
what r ur other iternships
hidden shuttle
what year of school r u in
3rd
sullen quartz
ive heard toronto has similar COL to sf without the salaries
hidden shuttle
what r ur other iternships
c1 US summer
sullen quartz
to match
hybrid saddle
im confused bro why are u asking shop vs c1 then
hidden shuttle
trynna see if its even worth it to do shopify in the fall
hidden shuttle
ye
sullen quartz
why would you not if you dont have a better prev
true orbit
hidden shuttle
but isnt c1 US> shopify canada
hybrid saddle
in terms of what
scenic oyster
just apply man
hidden shuttle
res value
hidden shuttle
just apply man
yea already applied
hybrid saddle
i think shop res value is higehr than c1s
alot of shop people have good outcomes
and alot of leadership has went to oai
if that is signal at all
true orbit
is it shop fall vs nothing fall
sullen quartz
its similar enough that it doesnt really matter
hidden shuttle
alot of shop people have good outcomes
its because a lot of shop people go to waterloo, i dont
sullen quartz
and if you have nothing just take it
hybrid saddle
again the point is
c1 is a bank
u jsut happen to be in the tech divison
of their bank
tech is an afterthought at those companies
shopify is inherently a tech company
if swe does bad the company is toast
u will learn more things at shop
c1 is also an aws shop
java
shop is a gcp shop
ruby (terrible lang) , go, rs