#2027_summer

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noble lion
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Everyone says this bro

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Even I said that shit

mint quest
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graduating early is NOT tech bro

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😭

noble lion
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Not anymore 😭

mint quest
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im delaying graduation

opal needle
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wdym its not tech

noble lion
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Same

mint quest
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thats not the meta anymore

opal needle
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im a senior by credits already

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so like

noble lion
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I'm gonna take 1 class in spring 27

mint quest
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its tech

noble lion
mint quest
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ure alr inc @ gmi

opal needle
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oh is that true

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just bag RO

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and chill

mint quest
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yea

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and then goon

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so ez

opal needle
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and then i can goon for the next 6 months in 27

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YESSSS

noble lion
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Pov you're an advisor and you have to hear "I'm a senior by credit" for the 100th time this week

opal needle
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yuno ball

echo obsidian
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its so mickey to be a senior by credit

noble lion
opal needle
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maybe

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idk

mint quest
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yes bro

noble lion
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Which bro

mint quest
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this guy is so cracked

opal needle
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heard it through the grapevine

noble lion
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Holy tuff bro

opal needle
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no bro

noble lion
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Brooo which

mint quest
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lmao

opal needle
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im easily the most ngmi person

noble lion
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Bro u incoming top company

opal needle
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tiger 7 glazing me up for no reason

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🥀

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its not top

noble lion
opal needle
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i can dm lmfao

queen vortex
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Xai

civic cliff
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Tiger 6 is top 2% gmi

opal needle
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untrue

mint quest
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lmao

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just bag ro and grad early man

noble lion
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Graduating early is not the move

lethal shore
opal needle
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ye

vague jacinth
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last yr, I read undergrads were able to negotiate but there's a max hourly. perhaps you are at the max.

lucid apex
grand ocean
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How are we at 2027 proc alrdy

crystal pendant
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im excited tho idc

mint quest
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Bro said excited

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I’m weak

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😭🥀

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If I get ONE good offer I’m quitting this server and everything

queen vortex
mint quest
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Yes

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100%

queen vortex
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😢

mint quest
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I want ts so bad

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Like so bad

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I’m yearning

proud mauve
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I will miss u 😔

mint quest
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Dm me

mint quest
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😭🥀

queen vortex
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Just got the coolest offer to intern as a SWE! 🤩 So stoked to dive into some awesome projects and learn from the best in the biz. Can't wait to contribute to some innovative tech and maybe even see a Cybertruck! 🚚 Big dreams and coding ambitions heading to the Bay Area! 🌉 Get ready for some serious learning and growth. #SWEintern #TechLife #DreamJob #CareerGoals

gritty breach
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No point in me staying anymore

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See ya losers

noble lion
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How to get Tesla fall interview?

gritty breach
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AWS

noble lion
gritty breach
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You got ts

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Amazon will save all of us

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Ok bye my fellow ngmi’s

mighty crypt
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@mint quest

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dms

proud mauve
undone mirage
mint quest
dark bane
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almost my bed time

hybrid saddle
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yo what the fuck

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we got a 2027 chat now

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its fucking over

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guys 2026 just started fuck we doing

undone mirage
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we're half way through 2026 🥀

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wdym just started

hybrid saddle
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where are my goats

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@cold plinth

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hello goat

scenic oyster
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Zon fall pls come out and save me

proud mauve
undone mirage
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lock in @proud mauve

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noble lion
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zon hc is 3000+ confirmed now wow

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same as last year

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yeah

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propaganda

hybrid saddle
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hire all these poor interns

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just to fire themi nthe next layoff

undone mirage
hybrid saddle
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there is no fate worse than aamzon

noble lion
undone mirage
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yes

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it was bro

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😭

hybrid saddle
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not ragebaiting

noble lion
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I think someone sent a screenshot

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of the directory

hybrid saddle
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faang 🤣

undone mirage
proud mauve
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I'm late alr

undone mirage
noble lion
undone mirage
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usa

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phone tool has so little of the other countries

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that its arbitrary

noble lion
undone mirage
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yes

noble lion
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w crodie

undone mirage
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we're both zonners

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zonamiers

noble lion
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w zon

proud mauve
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Zon is my dream

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🥀

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Pls Zon I need this

undone mirage
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@noble lion where did you get 3k+ from

proud mauve
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But they still didn't hire me to save my bum ass career

noble lion
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it increases by a few hundred each week

proud mauve
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😔

undone mirage
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you have access to it alr?

noble lion
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so maybe at the end itll be 4k?

undone mirage
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wtf

proud mauve
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Who is we bro

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Not me

noble lion
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in a few weeks

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itll likely be 4000

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since theyre recruiting into mid may this year

proud mauve
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Is it true that each year Zon move 3000 ppl out of the ngmi pipeline

undone mirage
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how do you have access to the phone tool

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i wanna see it too

noble lion
undone mirage
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oh

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can u send the website again

proud mauve
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Should I change my name to something that sounds more like American 💀

proud mauve
neat hemlock
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where

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oh tbf i havent finished

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my onboarding

neat hemlock
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my school is on here

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dubs

unique robin
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what is that

proud mauve
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I should've gone there 🤡

urban ore
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tuff

frank hornet
proud mauve
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I think it's pretty cheap as well

quaint basalt
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it came out a few days ago

dark bane
hybrid saddle
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mfkn twilio prestige farming

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even tho their shit doenst work half the time 💔

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communiatiosn service

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sms/email

undone mirage
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basiclaly never use it

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twilio suck

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s

hybrid saddle
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they have a monopoly on sms in NA

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you dont have a choice lol

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anyone who claims to sell u sms messaging in na is just wrapping twilio

mighty pike
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@proud mauve @frank hornet @noble lion

noble lion
undone mirage
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kanu answer me boy.

noble lion
scenic oyster
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Fr tho how r all the ucs on there besides berk

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Were ngmi

proud mauve
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This might work lowk

proud mauve
mighty pike
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!process no match on hingePepeHands

proud mauve
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But like it's not monosyllabic I guess

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💀

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Vietnamese name is monosyllabic

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I mean I guess lol

proud mauve
undone mirage
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@peak cave u might be icarus' nemesis

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biggest zon glazer vs zon hater

swift lily
urban ore
undone mirage
swift lily
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I would only do it for serious reasons

undone mirage
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dont worry guys

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2.8k

swift lily
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But that's just my opinion. Not legal advice

undone mirage
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follow meesta patrick

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he knows all

urban ore
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@peak cave are u incoming zon

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oh tuff

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u in proc?

cold plinth
hybrid saddle
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me too brother.. me too...

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we are unc....

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have u relocated yet to ur new job gang

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when do u start

swift lily
hybrid saddle
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i alreayd am ft

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i am suoper unc\

cold plinth
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start date is 18th

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hopefully they don't kill me at the border

undone mirage
hybrid saddle
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u r fine brother u pass the skin color check 🔥

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did they give u a place to live or like

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did u have to find somehwere

cold plinth
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na paying out the ass for a place in brooklyn

hybrid saddle
cold plinth
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yeah it's been my dream since 2025

hybrid saddle
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room with the homies in the big bronx bro

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make sure to pick up ur company provided shiesty and switch on day 1

cold plinth
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hour commute but on the bright side i get mugged every week

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worth

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duck how long until senior

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did u far exceed last cycle

finite mortar
hybrid saddle
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also im getting shafted on pay

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its not even funny

cold plinth
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yeah i heard new cohorts r getting a bag

hybrid saddle
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the c4s this cyclee

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are getting paid more than me

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ts insanity

cold plinth
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i picked a good time to not join 💯 🙏

undone mirage
hybrid saddle
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bro gonna come back when c5 offer is 240 😭 🙏

finite mortar
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i wish they gave us apples instead

cold plinth
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possibly not worth

hybrid saddle
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do u remember henrique

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the 9 that worked on dev ex

cold plinth
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yeah y

hybrid saddle
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he ragequit

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on a wednesday

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bro had enough of the microsoftians

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and said im out

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in the middle of the week bro ts guy crazy

undone mirage
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it means amazon gives out free bananas

cold plinth
unique robin
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wrf

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@cold plinth

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my goat

cold plinth
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was that not a while ago or am i thinking of another guy

unique robin
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where have you been

hybrid saddle
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no this happened like

cold plinth
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hi ay man

hybrid saddle
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2 weeks ago

cold plinth
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duck summoned me so i had to come

unique robin
cold plinth
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he'll prob just join glen and the other dozen people who left for oai lol

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didn't CDO guy leave

lilac hemlock
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@proud mauve rejected no OA/screened

urban ore
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@proud mauve u got oa

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thats crazy

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i knew u were larping ngmi

proud mauve
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I didn't apply bro

frank hornet
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fake ngmi

proud mauve
unique robin
daring shuttle
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where the og tiger go

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😿

tulip spruce
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@fluid salmon you were onto something bro i shouldve listened to you

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lilac hemlock
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LMAOOOOO

urban ore
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so u have better

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orz

solar notch
proud mauve
lilac hemlock
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Please stop larping ❤️

dark bane
undone mirage
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can you guys please vote on the website in the pins 🥺 i've turned logins off

unique robin
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wtf

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who pinned that

undone mirage
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idk

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might've been my quant

unique robin
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:sagge

crystal pendant
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goated website

unique robin
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thx

gilded bronze
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zon the ultimate metric

proud mauve
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What is this bro

scenic oyster
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is it possible to see who a company lost to

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how is my company above the big zon

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blasphemy

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oh almost everyone is above zon

undone mirage
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😭

proud mauve
undone mirage
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dont worry

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surely if i remove the 40 vote limit per 10 mins

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people wouldn't just spam vote bs and put zon at the top again right

balmy bolt
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yall just don’t know ball there’s a reason zon is in cifaang

undone mirage
balmy bolt
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once ur gmi u should have like 1-2 line bio imo

lilac hemlock
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hey at least i made cifaang this year

scenic oyster
lilac hemlock
scenic oyster
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and no headline

undone mirage
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@proud mauve ok u can vote gaain

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oh maybe not

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i broek soemthing

lilac hemlock
scenic oyster
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but only if u at a smaller company

lilac hemlock
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"building" and its amazon

scenic oyster
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idk what ur building at any huge company

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maybe depression

lilac hemlock
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everythings already built for you gng 😭 ✌️

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WAIT MY UPPERCLASSMAN FRIEND GOT INTO A PHD PROGRAM ORZ

scenic oyster
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yo w

lilac hemlock
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he thought he was cooked so he was gonna go to a start up (decently known/previously mentioned here as upcoming start ups) but that was like his back up

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but then he removed it from his profile

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but i just saw he changed his headline 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

balmy bolt
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fuck i need to lock in on phd

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i’m so fried

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i’m genuinely not getting in anywhere

tranquil sand
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It screams LinkedIn larp

lilac hemlock
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im so happy for him he wanted a phd for forever

lilac hemlock
tranquil sand
tulip spruce
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@urban ore finally got referred, is there hope for me

lilac hemlock
tranquil sand
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Bro go ask the Zon server

wet sage
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Anyone take codesignal on safari

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I don’t want to download chrome on my Mac

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Too lazy

lilac hemlock
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???

tranquil sand
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Yes

dark bane
undone mirage
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that's not true

dark bane
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true gmis dont have linkedin accounts

balmy bolt
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true gmi is 17 yo working at moonshot ai publishing first author ml papers

dark bane
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true gmis only have github accounts

lilac hemlock
undone mirage
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does he not

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he has been at the bnb all his life

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so its understandable

lilac hemlock
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oh i didnt know he was there ft

manic gulch
slender fable
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True gmi has algoverse research

true orbit
lilac hemlock
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am i gmi if instead of my dummy variables being "foo" and "bar" i use "bruh" and "bruh_new"

true orbit
lilac hemlock
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good shout

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i generally pivot to new_new

barren cliff
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Guys so my internship is fully remote and im based in newark…but i really wanted to live in cali so is it worth the hype if i spend my summer in cali

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Would prolly have to shell out a lot

undone mirage
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atp

hollow folio
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Sure if ur willing to spend like 6 grand...

undone mirage
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you'll struggle to find housing

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even shared housing atp is like

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2k a month

barren cliff
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oh brh

lilac hemlock
undone mirage
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and that's not to mention

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other costs

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like food

white walrus
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damn 2k for a sublease

lilac hemlock
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kinda sucks working 12-8 no?

undone mirage
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fun things

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etc

hollow folio
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just recruit CA next year

lilac hemlock
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and youre not getting paid cali rates

barren cliff
lilac hemlock
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to justify living in cali

undone mirage
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you can't sublease from stanford

lilac hemlock
barren cliff
barren cliff
undone mirage
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amazon is like 52 an hour

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if you account for relo

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its like 63 or somehting

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relo is

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pay is too ig

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but that's on the hcol areas

trail karma
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im nyc and i get 62 an hour

undone mirage
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that's accounting for relo then

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im bay and we have the same pay

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yes

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its like 10.something per month

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/40hours per week /4.3 weeks per month

barren cliff
urban ore
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lmk if u get proc

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ong

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we all gonna make it

fickle sail
undone mirage
trail karma
balmy gust
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Ai bubble gonna pop, 65% of all data centers are delayed or cancelled

balmy bolt
balmy gust
true orbit
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Seattle is only like 53 an hour

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And I thought bay hit like 60

balmy bolt
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zon pays more in bay than seattle that is correct

tranquil sand
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Bezos plz let this be me

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🥀🥀🥀

undone mirage
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oh it is

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1400 more per month

fickle sail
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dang this channel lowkey gone but

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does anyone/has anyone gotten in proc for AGM

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(Apollo Global Management), Quant Analytics specifically

undone mirage
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yea mb seattle is 52 an hour

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nyc / bay is 61 an hour

balmy bolt
undone mirage
fickle sail
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except for me

tranquil sand
scenic oyster
fickle sail
balmy bolt
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and now i’m unemployed

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so over

scenic oyster
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Thats cap

swift lily
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What is better. Ex-faang or Prev @ faang

opal needle
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prev

undone mirage
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whys it matter to you current @ faang

swift lily
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I noticed recruiters like Prev more

opal needle
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^

swift lily
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Idk why

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Ex is outdated

lilac hemlock
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ex-epic systems

swift lily
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The TechLead is ex-facebook ex-google

tranquil sand
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Ex-Mcdonalds cashier

lilac hemlock
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building @ mcdonalds | ex-jane street, anthropic

swift lily
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Building products

hollow folio
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i never put prev on my profile

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but i also get no inbound lol

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And also my prev is irrelevant

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recruiters dont fw me...

swift lily
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Yeahhhhhhhhh im curious how they filter out sometimes

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Did u pass pltr

hollow folio
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Yea

swift lily
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GOAT

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I failed in 2023

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What role

hollow folio
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its pretty lame

swift lily
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Ng?

hollow folio
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the interview process is the same as swe

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yeah

swift lily
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Some of their interview rounds were weird back in my days

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Like non standard

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So I failed

hollow folio
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they still do decomp

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and learning

swift lily
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Yeah that's what I'm referring to

hollow folio
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shit was weird

swift lily
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I only passed their screen

hollow folio
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ngl palantir is completely banked

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i realized that afterwards

swift lily
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Wym

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How do u find it

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@static sphinx

swift lily
hollow folio
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Lol

balmy gust
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Software engineers moral compass leaving their body when offered $600k a year by Lockheed Martin:

swift lily
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The one and only Soybean

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What did you accept instead

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Hard to find better than pal for ng

tulip spruce
swift lily
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Paper money or real

hollow folio
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💔

swift lily
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When will they ipo

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Xai?

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Good for you. Seems like a great offer

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Congrats

mellow saffron
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palantir 🥀

swift lily
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FAANGMULA

lilac hemlock
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still dont know what pltr even does other than kill people

mellow saffron
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they do a lot of random things

swift lily
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Nah they don't kill people

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It's just they don't have good reputation

mellow saffron
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like they have some ai infra some low latency streaming

hollow folio
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They pretty much do

mellow saffron
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random things

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thye make some internal ides

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idk why

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i might be leaking confidential info oops

swift lily
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It's all anti pltr propaganda

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Pltr actually protects people

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And companies

mellow saffron
solar notch
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hello orzers and gmis 🌹

swift lily
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Exactly. Alex Karp is a hero

hollow folio
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Personally, I'm not a fan

mellow saffron
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i agree

swift lily
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One of my favorites Alex Karp

mellow saffron
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i think u made a good choice

hollow folio
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and the employees are pretty batshit

mellow saffron
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esp not taking fdse

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that shi goofy

lilac hemlock
# swift lily Exactly. Alex Karp is a hero

i thought anduril actually had some good initiatives because i think they make anti-defense tech where its like they make missiles that blow up other missiles or some stuff like that

swift lily
true orbit
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Alex karp does have a p cool background

swift lily
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Alex Karp is #3

true orbit
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like not a typical techie/business background

fickle sail
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look at him he's so cute

hollow folio
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im just tryna work on interesting problems and make money without fucking up my conscience 🥀

tranquil sand
noble lion
swift lily
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Yeah

noble lion
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CEO elo?

swift lily
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At the end of the day, what matters is what they actually do on the ground. Palantir probably saved more people than many others

swift lily
noble lion
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Palantir is a boring ahh company

hollow folio
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U got it bro

mellow saffron
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tbh idc abt the reputation as much, but for swe they have other problems

opal needle
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software that dominates

mellow saffron
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flat promotion structure, getting stuck on weird teams w lame work,

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straight java

noble lion
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"forward deployed" mf just flying around setting it up for other ppl

fickle sail
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like

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IT but locked in

lilac hemlock
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lmfaooo

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prestige-obsessed IT engineer

swift lily
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Well Palantir NG has a high bar, don't you think

lilac hemlock
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palantir in itself has a high hiring bar no? isnt it like 5ish rounds with some unconventional rounds?

swift lily
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It is some weird rounds

mellow saffron
swift lily
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LC hard is much easier than palantir

hollow folio
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and u barely need to study

swift lily
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That's the problem

lilac hemlock
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no i think they have some IQ-ish rounds/theyre different from regular SWE

swift lily
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It's more luck

hollow folio
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Yeah ig

swift lily
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LC hard is just practicing

mellow saffron
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i preferred it over an lc hard

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the one lc i did was a medium or so

lilac hemlock
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and yeah as mythra said they do have good engineers/many of my super cracked upperclassmen are going to palantir

mellow saffron
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i sweated so hard lol

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dude told me to focus on api calls

lilac hemlock
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i havent been interviewed by them yet 😔

swift lily
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I failed it horribly I cringe when I remember

mellow saffron
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so i started making shi up

hollow folio
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lolol

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Eventually we're probably gonna have less of it even in FAANG

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imo

swift lily
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How much does your current company pay for 2yoe @hollow folio

hollow folio
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that's my guess

swift lily
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Ye I can confirm I didn't have a single LC round for a faang

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Ye

dawn valve
undone mirage
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its cause he aint ng

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😭

dawn valve
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ye I thought all faang does lc still

swift lily
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How much u guys pay for mid-level?

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What about paper

lilac hemlock
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yo im cooked...

hollow folio
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like TC

swift lily
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Paper money

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220k base, but don't u get rsu and other

hollow folio
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i think this is innacurate

swift lily
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This is good!

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Cause ur ng

true orbit
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Damn like 350k tc for mid level??

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is this snow or something

hollow folio
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ill just say that

true orbit
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Rip

swift lily
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Watch monster become a multi millionaire in 5years

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I trust you monster

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U gonna get acquired by SpaceX

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And then ipo

true orbit
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oh lmao

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is this cursor

hollow folio
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No

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i wish

true orbit
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Oh

swift lily
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Seems like a cursor like company

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I had mold in my strawberry

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Whole foods

upbeat narwhal
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Decagon

swift lily
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Called for a refund

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They asked for pics

true orbit
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what’s the valuation

swift lily
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Sent them

true orbit
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like a range

swift lily
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Haven't heard back yet

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GIVE ME REFUND

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I want my $5 back

lilac hemlock
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congrats on replit /j

upbeat narwhal
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DoorDash?

swift lily
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Lmaoooo

mellow saffron
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10 b is calm lol

upbeat narwhal
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What is DoorDash valuation

true orbit
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Is unicorn meaningless now

swift lily
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MITOCHONDRIA IS RIGHT

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I THINK ITS REPLIT

true orbit
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lmao

swift lily
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LMAO

true orbit
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yeah

upbeat narwhal
true orbit
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Wait 77

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Maybe uber is like 200

upbeat narwhal
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Oh damn

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Is DoorDash good

swift lily
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Who is bigger Uber or doordash

true orbit
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uber

lilac hemlock
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i think definitely uber

upbeat narwhal
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Probably uber

true orbit
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I mean uber does more

swift lily
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Who pays mroe

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More

true orbit
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I think uber

lilac hemlock
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idk tbh

true orbit
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yeah I hear DoorDash sucks

hollow folio
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Idk anyone that owrks there

true orbit
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For wllv

swift lily
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uber is FAANGMULA

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Doordash is FAANGMULA+

upbeat narwhal
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What that mean lol

upbeat narwhal
swift lily
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Some old joke

true orbit
upbeat narwhal
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Wb besides that

true orbit
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it’s still good to be at overall like prolly low mid faang

swift lily
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I actually think doordash pays more

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I have a principal engineer that left Amazon for a 1M at dd

upbeat narwhal
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Lot of zon ppl go dd I think

swift lily
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Why dd not uber

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Dd

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Msft Uber Lyft Airbnb

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It's an old acronym, before Lyft stock tank

upbeat narwhal
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Isn’t dd> MSFT

true orbit
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yeah

swift moat
true orbit
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prolly

swift lily
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Yes don't take the acronym too seriously

hollow folio
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is zon = msft

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or

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mellow saffron
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@swift moat

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when’s our employment arc

lilac hemlock
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mangogaymanfaangbandybotmulawitch

mellow saffron
swift lily
swift moat
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fuck

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swift lily
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Huh

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Hiw

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How

balmy bolt
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my wlb as an unemployed chud is pretty good tbh

mellow saffron
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@balmy bolt do uk when we’re getting employed heis doenst know

true orbit
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ng is prolly similar if u get msft ro?

swift lily
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Did msft increase payband

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@curious

true orbit
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but isn’t like msft senior pay chopped

balmy bolt
foggy fern
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foggy fern
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its like 170k y1

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i dont think the msft ng pay is that good

upbeat narwhal
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For ML it’s good

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Really

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Im surprised

mellow saffron
swift moat
swift lily
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foggy fern
sullen quartz
balmy bolt
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from what ik

mellow saffron
true orbit
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What percent is ml tho

balmy bolt
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and get the medium instead of the large fry at mcdonanld

hollow folio
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I guess it also depends on your org too

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true orbit
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Mai orz

sullen quartz
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yeah mai is definitely better

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foggy fern
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show the offer letter

swift lily
upbeat narwhal
true orbit
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levels average is kinda aids u gotta look at actual offers

balmy bolt
swift lily
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Wait what

upbeat narwhal
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Oh

swift lily
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Show me

upbeat narwhal
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Thanks man

swift lily
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Where's the site

foggy fern
swift lily
hollow folio
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Also hella people misreport

upbeat narwhal
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So wait MSFT is better than zon

hollow folio
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ive seen people put bonus into base

foggy fern
upbeat narwhal
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What is Andrew saying

upbeat narwhal
swift lily
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@balmy bolt @frosty badge send me that site pls

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Guys wait what's the site

swift moat
foggy fern
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debateble

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sullen quartz
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lowkey nah msft interview is easier

swift lily
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Levels for gmi

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What's that

sullen quartz
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the screening is just harder

foggy fern
sullen quartz
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i think

hollow folio
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thats what I mean

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no duh if you FT in Atlanta on Viva engage you are getting a TC of $3.50

hollow folio
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faang interviews are all rng anyway

foggy fern
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offer letter or GTFO 😂

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did you get your main banned again

foggy fern
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😂

true orbit
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James vs Andrew on season 3 of beef

upbeat narwhal
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Yo @frosty badge are u at msft

mellow saffron
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wait

foggy fern
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Only one of us worked at MSFT as a SWE intern and one of us worked as a larped URM google step intern and didn’t get RO

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I think I know MSFT pay better

urban ore
mellow saffron
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yo chilllllllllll

foggy fern
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just show the offer letter then

frosty badge
foggy fern
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it would be that easy 😂

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what

foggy fern
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show the offer letter

foggy fern
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😂

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This dude thinks they put TC on the first page of offer letters in big bold text because he’s never gotten a FT offer before

foggy fern
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😂 😂 😂

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foggy fern
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whatever floats ur boat

upbeat narwhal
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Wait yo @frosty badge are u msft ft or somewhere else

mellow saffron
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he's unemployed

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upbeat narwhal
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Oh what

mellow saffron
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ye

foggy fern
true orbit
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any time someone here says they’re unemployed they’re definitely not

upbeat narwhal
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He didn’t tak msft?

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Is it bc it was bad

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mellow saffron
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its not bad

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curious is just a curious individual

foggy fern
upbeat narwhal
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upbeat narwhal
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Broo but u rej the ro

foggy fern
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andrew youre really him trying to aura farm in colorstack by larping offers

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Layoffs maybe make it not as good as it was though

mellow saffron
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yeah why did u rej the ro curious

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explain to the class

foggy fern
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you really showed them why youre touse cstack member

mellow saffron
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😠

foggy fern
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@upbeat narwhal andrew is autobid to cstack

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👍🏼

upbeat narwhal
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Thanks Ayman has been coaching me

mellow saffron
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i've heard he's really good at pr training

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mellow saffron
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i might have to ask him for some tips asw

true orbit
upbeat narwhal
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Curious are u in a frat?

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What’s cstack

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foggy fern
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you forget you can see when people joined cstack

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upbeat narwhal
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Ohhh I see

foggy fern
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you joined in 2024 before 2025 recruiting cycle

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James hates black and Hispanic people so my helping them really bugs him

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foggy fern
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so what offers did you get

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You dumb

foggy fern
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before you joined cstack

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microsoft 😂

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😂

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😂

neat hemlock
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is this james?

foggy fern
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😂

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😂

neat hemlock
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orz

fickle sail
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@mellow saffron I’m tired of dealing with this can you ban him again

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Thanks

upbeat narwhal
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Who is James

mellow saffron
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Lol

neat hemlock
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this cs shit is not that deep guys

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lol

upbeat narwhal
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🤣

fickle sail
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fickle sail
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dub

upbeat narwhal
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For ft??

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No

upbeat narwhal
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Oh shit wait did u get laid off

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Mb

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No

neat hemlock
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he’s a new grad

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lol

mellow saffron
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lmao

civic cliff
upbeat narwhal
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Oh

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So senior rn?

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Or one year in

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Ohh

neat hemlock
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yo chat who up being ngmi

upbeat narwhal
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How’d u get ft soph year

urban ore
true orbit
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He’s in quant rn

dawn valve
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fickle sail
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msft is genuinely

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the MOST

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like

neat hemlock
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u think

fickle sail
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okay i applied literally 20 times

neat hemlock
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me too

fickle sail
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rejection EVERY time

neat hemlock
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they don’t fuck w me

fickle sail
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i actually don't know why

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fickle sail
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like what is it that i'm missing bro 😭🙏

neat hemlock
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Don’t see it often

dawn valve
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isnt the default like ft offer?

fickle sail
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do i need to pray to the gates

lilac hemlock
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i got a good referral to msft explore and then i got ghosted lmfao

neat hemlock
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msft js doesn’t want me bruh

true orbit
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fickle sail
fickle sail
true orbit
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transfer down the street

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grand ocean
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msft ghosted me after oa and rejected me like 7 months later

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doesn’t make a difference if your resume is solid enough

grand ocean
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no response

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fuck them

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true orbit
swift moat
grand ocean
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prayin they stock fall down

mellow saffron
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grand ocean
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thats y azure so ahh

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actually idk the new XBOX ceo cooking

swift moat
neat hemlock
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how to get internship at msft

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neat hemlock
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i will feel like a bum if i don’t get offer at least once b4 i graduate ngl

tranquil sand
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Do not join that stuff

grand ocean
fickle sail
grand ocean
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neat hemlock
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neat hemlock
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at least once

neat hemlock
true orbit
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is azure good for msft

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Couldn’t ?

true orbit
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like is it above median

fickle sail
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what

neat hemlock
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of amazon

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where u get

true orbit
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U do bruh

neat hemlock
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worked

grand ocean
urban ore
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💀😭

true orbit
swift moat
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That’s larp

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they just didn’t want him that much

grand ocean
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does all cloud teams have bad wlb

swift moat
undone mirage
grand ocean
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bruh i just like watching planes taking off and landign

undone mirage
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services that are rarely used probably have better wlb

grand ocean
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why cant i have that

undone mirage
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go be an air traffic controller or smth

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😭

grand ocean
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atc is lot of stress tbf

swift moat
scenic oyster
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how to get cloud team and sell soul for oncall shifts

true orbit
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“Why major in CS when u could be an ATC”

swift moat
undone mirage
swift moat
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yea fs but obv a product that sucks is even worse in that regard

undone mirage
swift moat
undone mirage
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i guess since there's so many things to communicate from one to another

true orbit
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that was the trucks fault tho

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they told it to stop

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and it didn’t

swift moat
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they told it to go

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then right before it crashed they said stop

mellow saffron
swift moat
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idt any individual was at fault

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atc was prolly managing way too much

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truck had the go ahead but didn't get the msg to stop and 10 secs later they crashed

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and approach was from a weird angle so maybe they couldnt see the plane

true orbit
undone mirage
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woah you can nego?

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that's crazy

austere path
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i mean

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after nego the pay is still less than faang i think

undone mirage
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holy moly

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if i was there and i was counting on this as my last internship

austere path
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is that people who didnt get ro?

undone mirage
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yea

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nah

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29 percent got ro

lilac hemlock
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71% didnt get RO

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holy

austere path
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dAMN

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LOL

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that team is cooked

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This tracks

lilac hemlock
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pump and dump ahh team

undone mirage
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across the board

austere path
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i dont understand negotiating with msft tho

undone mirage
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pretty good ro rate

austere path
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unless u rlly like the team

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like if u had a higher offer why wouldnt u just take that?

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higher offer would prolly be at a better company too

undone mirage
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cause some peoplea re not prestige whores

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and like the wlb

austere path
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~140 + 110/4 + nego sign on

austere path
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then yeah