2027_summer

[topaz imp]

a few things.
inlining position to be on the same line as company
spamming keywords in the skills section
and a few other things i dont remember, i kept most of what worked

[narrow sierra]

nice little sol to ur problem, he can get his boy to refer me(I'm ngmi no prospects) and if it gets an interview there's a 100% chance it came from the ref as there is no way a google recruiter would hire me

I volunteer as test dummy

🙏

[topaz imp]

project yousef

[narrow sierra]

couscous get me in contact

[topaz imp]

if u look at my advice over the last few years in the resume forum, a lot of what worked for me is there @devout nest

[narrow sierra]

will get this argument sorted

[ionic apex]

pre sure aman said somewhere 30-40% of google hires were referrals, not to sure where he pulled the info from but just another piece supporting my point

[urban ore]

do dec 2027 grad

[ionic apex]

obv not all referrals make it thru

[queen vortex]

U told me y werrent doing ts

[mellow saffron]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kirby-tyler

[shell oyster]

What are we arguing about

[queen vortex]

Lied to me 😢

[topaz imp]

pr sure sundar pichai said they execute everyone who gets referred. not sure where he pulled the info from but just another piece supporting my point

[mellow saffron]

yo chill

[topaz imp]

https://tenor.com/view/thing1-thing2-mike-myers-cat-in-the-hat-gif-11306307

[urban ore]

its like ur a junior now + eligible for offcycle

[topaz imp]

he's got a plan for you 💀

[urban ore]

its waht i did

[queen vortex]

Join me in my 100 minute commute

[topaz imp]

congrats on 5 rings goat

[regal nebula]

Ok bet

[topaz imp]

you made it

[regal nebula]

They dont fw may 27? Like rising seniors

[regal nebula]

Uh

[ionic apex]

so do u have exp w getting senior+ referrals and then not getting an interview

[topaz imp]

yeah at google

in my sophomore year

the next year (junior and this cycle) i got interviews

junior year i declined to interview as i had already signed an offer at meta

this year i got to team match and then pulled out as i signed a different offer

clearly as it happened to me, it must be truth and nothing but. checkmate

[urban ore]

lowk applying in the first hour higher ev than referral

[lethal shore]

Does this matter at all for quant or just tech

[queen vortex]

Nah i get ghosted for both

[ionic apex]

i mean as w everything it wont always be 100% hit rate but as u can see it helped for 2 others even if u want to believe it didnt

[urban ore]

no clue tbh

[ionic apex]

is it truly random if shortly after the referral u get int invite?

[void wolf]

Reachouts, referrals, and applying the first hour all result in a ghost

[urban ore]

bro

[void wolf]

But tbh maybe I have to apply first 10 min

[topaz imp]

Again did got come out when u were in HS stats?

[queen vortex]

Truth nuke

[topaz imp]

Gpt,

**

[ionic apex]

u dont even have stats urself

[eternal solar]

Other than MIT/CMU/Stanford was classifies as a "top school"?

[frank hornet]

too real

[void wolf]

Big R

[frank hornet]

purdue

[urban ore]

burden of proof falls on u bro

[queen vortex]

Big U

[topaz imp]

🙉

[idle flame]

dawg u gotta pay for mailsuite to not show on the email???

[topaz imp]

Nah

[idle flame]

anyone got a free one they fuck with

[topaz imp]

U dont

[ionic apex]

i mean do u

[idle flame]

drop method pls

[topaz imp]

Do what

Imca math major bro

Im a math major*

[queen vortex]

Just click the lil dont show button

[topaz imp]

I finished measure theory last quarter

[urban ore]

alpha drop

[idle flame]

shits saying i need to get the premium subscription

[void wolf]

I can’t see the recruiters still

[topaz imp]

Wait so u deadahh gptd ur stats class and u arguing w me abt statistical significance??

Holy

[mellow saffron]

nah u dont have to

tho tbh mailsute is not the most useful thing anyway

[topaz imp]

You know how in horror movies there's always like a group idiot who gets picked off first for everyone else in the group to realize there's a threat

He prolly thinks n=2 out 150k applications is significant too

in a CS server full of tryhards nonetheless, where else will u find people who have interviewed at google

[civic cliff]

It's not that deep bro you're taking this way too seriously lmao

[mellow saffron]

idk i think this is just a common thing

[civic cliff]

150k having a referal?

[topaz imp]

nah im more saying like, ur wrong and dented

[topaz imp]

like this is what i mean

[mellow saffron]

last time i had a convo w someone who said the ng market improved cuz 3 of their friends got offers at some companies

ppl just think this way it be like that

[topaz imp]

this is 150000 sample size of applicants who may or may not have a referral all of which get the outcome of pass or fail

n=2 referrals who got pass is noise

[narrow sierra]

bro couscous get me in contact w ur ref let's settle this once and for all

[topaz imp]

noise in this context means that the outcome can't be empirically attributed to something that isnt chance

no bc the point we try to isolate here is if a referral helps over not

so if you constrained it to only ppl with referrals lol ..

you would get no info

[ionic apex]

ur kinda dense

[tame edge]

also, referall selection bias

[ionic apex]

its ok tho

[topaz imp]

explain it

u handwave

[ionic apex]

u have no stats

[topaz imp]

yo do that purple shit on this guy @ionic apex

[topaz imp]

no remember, sundar pichai said everyone with referral gets executed. just another piece of evidence supporting my point

even gojo things ur sped

ts guy isn even real

aye u got no business in tqd bro 😭

ifl every company under the sun would blacklist if they saw this convo

[urban ore]

hes dead bro

gojo just slimed him out

[narrow sierra]

I'm in sundars dms

he says refs = offers

Arya ur cooked

[topaz imp]

fuck

yall win

[narrow sierra]

we can pump the numbers up to n=3 if couscous shares his ref w me bro

[topaz imp]

@civic cliff help him out

[civic cliff]

He left lmao

[topaz imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434636218574049280/1486195809329348698/diffusion_67.gif

[narrow sierra]

forever ngmi

I am cooked

one of these days I'ma make a burp repeater so this guy can't auto delete his messages

[mellow saffron]

uk what else is negative aura

having an alt discord account

[queen vortex]

Tiger Woods vs Satoru Gojo

Who wins

[void wolf]

@queen vortex founded the startup I work at

[copper wagon]

guys

is summer 2026 over

or lowkey na

[frank hornet]

yes

[void wolf]

Tbh Tiger Woods diffs gojo

[copper wagon]

fffff

[frank hornet]

summer 2027 is also over

[copper wagon]

n its not

the dooming in this server is so unfunny

[mellow saffron]

nah

[copper wagon]

ik u think ur funny saying summer 2027 is also over but ur just not funny

[urban ore]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-woods-gif-11818843998448170419

domain expansion btw ^^

[narrow sierra]

it's not dooming if it's real buddy

u just don't understand

[queen vortex]

Ts reminded me of the watch guy

[narrow sierra]

get this guy out of here

I understood like 40% of this shows most recent season

[queen vortex]

Damnn u joined yesterday?

Fresh off the toaster

[narrow sierra]

Tiger woods has that DUI domain expansion 🔥

[void wolf]

😭

[lilac hemlock]

@urban ore (that face that we always post)

[solid portal]

knight

its you

[void wolf]

😭

[unique robin]

[urban ore]

ts a remanent of the past now

[lilac hemlock]

short lived but well lived ❤️‍🩹

[void wolf]

Hello Mito

[lilac hemlock]

@urban ore @mellow saffron @void wolf im close to my first 100 lc questions done soon Yeah!!!

[lilac hemlock]

HELLO!!!

[void wolf]

Nice

[fickle sail]

Does anyone know if fall procs for big tech have begun? I know Zon has fall swe intern positions already I think.

[void wolf]

You have finals soon?

[lilac hemlock]

yeah 😔 should be studying for those/im so so close to having my first really good semester so i dont wanna sell these

[void wolf]

Nice

[lilac hemlock]

lowkey spread myself too thin/didnt focus on classes in my past few sems

[lilac hemlock]

what about you?

[void wolf]

Yes

Tbh, we are failing them

I mean I am

[lilac hemlock]

nah dont loop me into your manifesting 😭 im tryna ace them

dont even manifest YOURSELF!!! you will win bro

[void wolf]

Sorry I meant myself

[void wolf]

It’s ok tbh

[fickle sail]

lowk how much does GPA matter when it comes to recruiting

hella nervous for next cycle cuz I have to lock in, otherwise i'm not getting a job deaduzz

[lilac hemlock]

if youre above a 3.0 you should be fine but not really once you get good names on your resume

if youre aiming for quant it does matter

friend who got into nvidia didnt have his gpa on his resume

[void wolf]

Mito

[lilac hemlock]

Hello

Tiger Five (5)

[austere path]

just larp gpa

[fickle sail]

💀

[austere path]

the companies that care about gpa will ask beforehand

so just dont apply

[fickle sail]

What's that 1%?

[lilac hemlock]

quant

[fickle sail]

Does school matter?

[austere path]

thats what happened with duolingo

[fickle sail]

Ah.

[austere path]

i js didnt apply bc they wanted 3.5

[lilac hemlock]

yes but it matters less after your first few internships/brand names

[void wolf]

Quant.

[austere path]

a lot of quant wont even ask bro

[fickle sail]

Okay makes sense

[lilac hemlock]

what about c1 where they screen before like the final

[fickle sail]

I'm lowkey a little nervous because like

I'm going into junior year recruiting

with genuinely zero good names

[void wolf]

Same

[austere path]

wdym screen?

[fickle sail]

just a bunch of startups

[austere path]

like they check ur transcript?

i didnt do c1 process

[void wolf]

Are they yc

[fickle sail]

"we're all gonna make it brah" - Zyzz

[fickle sail]

ye

[void wolf]

Well that’s something

[lilac hemlock]

yes

[fickle sail]

okay the thing is lowkey my silly little self decided like

"i'm going to lock in on startups instead of like the normal swe grind"

i've genuinely only gotten like project-based interviews

where I just have to prep alot beforehand and I can present the prep

[lilac hemlock]

go for it then

[void wolf]

Mito please

[lilac hemlock]

YC is also like 99% drop outs

Hi

[void wolf]

Quant

[fickle sail]

lol

[lilac hemlock]

whats up

[fickle sail]

true that

[lilac hemlock]

oh shoot i forgot to reply soz

lock in on yo gpa or just hide it

[fickle sail]

Wait I feel like

if you really wanted to lock in on gpa

it's def possible

[lilac hemlock]

im not a source of wisdom like 80% of the people here tho dont listen to me 😔

[fickle sail]

(unless your major requires like a crap ton of classes)

[lilac hemlock]

100%/just depends on what someone prioritizes throughout the day

[fickle sail]

For me like I'm lowkey done with my major almost

so if I REALLY wanted to boost GPA

[void wolf]

@queen vortex rly helped me

[fickle sail]

i just like easy-class-maxx

[void wolf]

He let me in his startup

[lilac hemlock]

see i dont wanna do this though ngl

[fickle sail]

wait ngl tho

[fickle sail]

I'm not doing this rn obviously

which is why like

I lowk hate life

but it is what it is

i'm just saying if it is THAT desperate

[proud mauve]

Wagmi

[queen vortex]

Mle at dicks sporting goods

[fickle sail]

I don't know if like

[void wolf]

Yeah that

[fickle sail]

YC startups

are like

actually good lol

[void wolf]

Is this a good prev btw

[fickle sail]

like obviously if anyone has a yc offer for SWE as founding engineer or wtv

that's a dub

good on you

but like lowkey some YC batches highkey buns

ye

it's just the products are kind of meh

Also like Delve got exposed lol

[queen vortex]

What do u consider buns

[fickle sail]

lowkey I thought they were tuff as hell

this

like

[queen vortex]

Oh

[fickle sail]

bro if your startup has zero genuine defensibility from Anthropic or OpenAI's next release

you're cooked

alternatively, like, if you're not making signal or active efforts to scale quickly, I also think it's kind of buns

like genuinely startup world needs fast scaling

[lilac hemlock]

😔 no i feel you

i was stressing like hell over when i had to overload my schedule because im now graduating in one less semester, but my senior friend was like "dude do you know how many easy A classes there are at this school lol"

[queen vortex]

Do u consider harvey buns?

[lilac hemlock]

which tbf yeah

[void wolf]

You are going places tbh.

[fickle sail]

No

Harvey is chill

Sequoia 21 mil is nice

i actually applied lol

[lilac hemlock]

no yeah i was about to recruit for this one start up but then openai released an update that basically solved their entire mission statement in the same week 😭 😭

[nimble oak]

good evening fellow ngmis

[foggy fern]

the blacks are getting to me

[fickle sail]

lol why? i'm a bum with like startup internships exclusively and a cooked ass gpa from a mid ass school

💀

[void wolf]

Well tbh

[fickle sail]

I have a friend who's going to Janet ai as a founding engineer this summer

[void wolf]

I just have a feeling

[queen vortex]

I think data sensitive startups are isolated from vertical cannabalism

[nimble oak]

jane street ai orz...

[queen vortex]

Like healthcare or law

[fickle sail]

thanks man, you got this too bro trust

[fickle sail]

true

[queen vortex]

Idt ai labs are willing to touch that

[fickle sail]

but the issue is that data is hard to gather

[fickle sail]

they definitely are

[queen vortex]

No i mean even if its a wrapper

[nimble oak]

this was me last year but i got offer from the big zon tegardless

[lilac hemlock]

muy im about to hitmy first 100 lc questions im so tuff

[queen vortex]

So many compliance headahces

[nimble oak]

just lock in and pray the big zon saves you

[fickle sail]

is zon your last intern before grad?

[undone mirage]

this guy reneged

he aint doing shit

[nimble oak]

would be, yeah

[fickle sail]

"AMAZON, GIVE ME AN INTERN OFFER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS"

[nimble oak]

but im not doing it

[undone mirage]

he reneged the big tiktok too

[fickle sail]

sick bro

[undone mirage]

🥀

[fickle sail]

oh lol

aura

[nimble oak]

unironically the contract there 💀

[fickle sail]

wait where then? if you don't mind me askign?

[nimble oak]

if ur not on good team

[nimble oak]

nowhere

[fickle sail]

real bro can't wait to pack boxes for like 13 hours a day type shi type shi

[nimble oak]

im gonna be unemployed

[true orbit]

bro does NOT go to a mid ass school or have exclusively startup internships 😭

[proud mauve]

Bro I have cooked ass gpa from mid school and prevs at the same time

[undone mirage]

what was your quant intern tc just curious

[proud mauve]

The highest level of ngmi

[fickle sail]

yessss daddy jassy

[void wolf]

Ur school is good tbh

[fickle sail]

bro

he does quant?

aw hell nah

[queen vortex]

Five.

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[nimble oak]

15k sign on + 145/hr + housing

[fickle sail]

😭 how did you do it sensei

teach me

[true orbit]

He’s at mit 😐

[fickle sail]

holy fuck

[undone mirage]

in total

[void wolf]

I’m pretty sure @peak cave is quant

[fickle sail]

aight bro

[nimble oak]

ohh

[fickle sail]

jesus christ

[nimble oak]

67k

[undone mirage]

wowzas

[nimble oak]

for summer

[fickle sail]

bruhhhh

watch it be five rings

[undone mirage]

woah

[nimble oak]

supposedly nowadays the big firms are way higher

[fickle sail]

i know FR loves MIT peeps

[queen vortex]

Btw @void wolf might dissappear over the summer

[nimble oak]

like 100k+ summer

[queen vortex]

Say ur farewells everyone

[fickle sail]

bro is ALSO a quant?

[void wolf]

Don’t dozx

[undone mirage]

true signons go crayz

[void wolf]

Doxx

[proud mauve]

Do what Hatsune Miku 😭

[fickle sail]

LMAO

like how did you make it out the trenches fr

nice nice

wait so like

muy is the only

[nimble oak]

yeah but idk of thats rly true

[fickle sail]

quant one?

like for realsies?

[fickle sail]

ye

[proud mauve]

I think for recruiting it's kinda cooked

[fickle sail]

okay the fact you know about this means no troll you def go to MIT lol

[void wolf]

Better than mine lwk

[fickle sail]

they handed out offers like

[proud mauve]

I didn't bro

[fickle sail]

AT the roundtable

[proud mauve]

I'm in the trenches

[fickle sail]

no no

[nimble oak]

yep

[fickle sail]

WE in the trenches

[void wolf]

Elden ring reference?

[nimble oak]

i found out about it from twitter lol

[fickle sail]

???

[queen vortex]

Orz

[nimble oak]

orz...

[queen vortex]

Habad

[proud mauve]

Ye literally the only ngmi here is me

I feel so lonely

[queen vortex]

and☝️

[fickle sail]

oh wait

[void wolf]

[fickle sail]

my friends just told me straight up lol

[proud mauve]

[fickle sail]

the funniest shit tho is that like

most people that got the offers

like

reneg'd anyways

[void wolf]

@fickle sail are you going to see the Elden ring movie

[fickle sail]

they got offers from jump, hrt, and 2sig

[lilac hemlock]

f

[fickle sail]

there's a MOVIE???

bruhhhh

[void wolf]

They are making it

[fickle sail]

i'm lowkey in the trenches rn with finals shit's sad

[void wolf]

So not yet

[fickle sail]

wait sry

[lilac hemlock]

@lilac hemlock

[fickle sail]

not 2sig

[void wolf]

Live action

[fickle sail]

but like JS, HRT, and Jump

[nimble oak]

wait... isnt the offer made to sophs for junior summer?

[fickle sail]

ye

[void wolf]

Good joke

[nimble oak]

are you telling me they already have jr yr internships

[void wolf]

However

[nimble oak]

💀

[fickle sail]

...

ye

that's like

how it be working now lowk

[nimble oak]

wtf orz

[fickle sail]

wait like

[nimble oak]

wait that's actually rly surprising

[void wolf]

@lilac hemlock

[fickle sail]

optiver already has ~50% of its incoming trading/SWE class

there's this columbia student I know that has his optiver offer already

either from direct consideration or FF

[nimble oak]

orz...

[fickle sail]

LMAO nah nah

[lilac hemlock]

hello

[proud mauve]

Gg no Optiver for me

[lilac hemlock]

holy hell are you serious

[fickle sail]

muy is the one that goes to MIT and has quant offer, not me

[lilac hemlock]

what

[nimble oak]

nah im genuinely just surprised lol bc my exp recruiting was like

much later

[fickle sail]

wait like i'm not quant, I just have a lot of friends are; which is like the biggest larp shit ever but ye

[lilac hemlock]

why did quant recruiting move so much earlier now man

wtf

[fickle sail]

take easier classes lowk and get your grade up to a certain point and then you're good

[nimble oak]

i remember i got invited to the jump dinner in april

[fickle sail]

LOL

[nimble oak]

and their proc was in like aug or sep

hrt their early wave was july

[void wolf]

No it’s over

[nimble oak]

and that was hella early

[narrow sierra]

How nice is the restaurant

[fickle sail]

wait yeah like, my friend did a wintern there and she basically is like

locked for summer 2027

[narrow sierra]

You have major aura to have only been considering zon and TikTok bro

[fickle sail]

turned down citsec for it

[narrow sierra]

What happened 💔

[fickle sail]

muy got quant lol

[nimble oak]

oh yeah that's the female wintern program

[fickle sail]

bro don't need that bs (Zon and TT please hire me)

[fickle sail]

ye

she's actually goated

takes grad classes at Harvard

as undergrad

insane

[narrow sierra]

Well he turned them down I mean

[nimble oak]

it was decent, like the typical upscale "new american" restaurant

nothing special

[fickle sail]

wait muy before your quant offer

[narrow sierra]

That’s upsetting

[fickle sail]

like

did you have anything on res

that was FAANG-level or like equivalent

[nimble oak]

just startup

[fickle sail]

i'm lowkey so nervous

[nimble oak]

swe

[fickle sail]

okay wait tho

was the startups like

early stage/YC-level startups

or like

[narrow sierra]

Jump is pretty cool

[fickle sail]

Kalshi, Ramp, Stripe kind of startups

[narrow sierra]

They made a solana validator client

[fickle sail]

like databricks is a startup 💀

[narrow sierra]

Tell jump I have a goat solana dev they can hire

[fickle sail]

idk bro you tell em yourself

[narrow sierra]

They don’t talk to me

[nimble oak]

in between, i think it was like 5 billion valuation

[lilac hemlock]

🥀

[fickle sail]

bro 😭

[narrow sierra]

5b valuation 50m revenue 🙏🙏

[fickle sail]

oh nah bro def worked at stripe or something

[nimble oak]

it was not a big name tho

lol

nobody here would recognize it

[proud mauve]

Muy can u nepo me in the start up

[nimble oak]

it's a chinese company

[proud mauve]

I'm in the trenches

[fickle sail]

Hit me.

[void wolf]

Huawei?

[narrow sierra]

Stripe is not a startup

[narrow sierra]

He said startup bruh

[frank hornet]

you're too gmi to need nepo

[proud mauve]

💀

[narrow sierra]

Not anymore bruh

It’s established now

[proud mauve]

The only place I got anything withou nepo is Vietnam 💀

[narrow sierra]

Every company is a startup but like

[proud mauve]

But not for this year lmao

[frank hornet]

ngmi larper🥀

[long geode]

https://tenor.com/view/two-people-laughing-on-table-laugh-laughing-lol-gif-3006610283817764608

[nimble oak]

honestly not bad for me, it was rly chill as intern

[narrow sierra]

After you’ve established yourself that’s it

[long geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998781935469985822/1497234501888114830/caption.gif

[proud mauve]

How am I larping bro

[idle flame]

dm

[nimble oak]

i could leave for 3 hrs in the middle and take interviews in the conference room

lol

[proud mauve]

Imagine going here just to work in Vietnam 🥀

[queen vortex]

Was there free snacks

[void wolf]

Tiger Woods will save you

[queen vortex]

Tiger Woods llc

[void wolf]

TSMC orz

[queen vortex]

We do data annotation

[void wolf]

I’m just data mining all day bro

[narrow sierra]

What r salaries like in Vietnam

[queen vortex]

Competitive.

[narrow sierra]

Competitive compared to Bangladesh or

[void wolf]

@proud mauve you’ll be alright bro

[void wolf]

Global

[queen vortex]

He has a prev

He gon be aight

[void wolf]

Was he larping

The entire time

[narrow sierra]

How’s col

[queen vortex]

I have his linkedin, email, ssn

[narrow sierra]

I always thought Vietnam was cheap

Was planning a move 💔

[queen vortex]

I love pho

[void wolf]

Could buy a mansion lol

Could buy a city block

[narrow sierra]

Damn

It’s either Vietnam or India

🙏🙏

[queen vortex]

U could work remote n live in 1 of those luxury hotels

Resorts

[narrow sierra]

I’d retire there if I spoke Vietnamese

They got nature

Jungles and shi

[void wolf]

True

Tarzan

[narrow sierra]

The end goal is to FIRE at 30 and live like a neet

[void wolf]

Singapore is nice asf tho

[narrow sierra]

That shit is too expensive

[void wolf]

True

[frank hornet]

you’re never gonna retire there

[void wolf]

Ik

[narrow sierra]

Retire in the USA

[earnest rock]

has anyone ever taken an interview for a diff company using ur office's conference room while doing an internship

might have to do that this summer

[narrow sierra]

Apartment there is like a mil Sgd

[frank hornet]

it’s actually kind of sad seeing a lot of the elderly working there though

[earnest rock]

i dont have to worry about my current company finding out?

what happened

[void wolf]

The alps are nice

[narrow sierra]

Expensive

[earnest rock]

if ur ok not being a citizen sure

[narrow sierra]

Ima retire in Canada

Greatest country on earth

I’ll go to the states

Get money

Move back

🙏🙏

Be the worst Canadian citizen not contribute shit

[proud mauve]

I don't think so 💀

Prob 40k (?)

[proud mauve]

Not in the US

[swift moat]

good ragebait

[echo obsidian]

Not even greatest at hockey 🤣

[warm frost]

U gotta learn German tho

[undone mirage]

guys new guide just dropped......

https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/1svt2zz/hyperoptimized_path_to_get_into_big_tech_quant_by/

i lvoe csmajors.....

true, can you tell if its accurate mr q

shut up gojo

you're dead

[frosty badge]

high gmi signal to never do this btw

[swift moat]

almost a year 😭

[frosty badge]

i swear im not ghosting on purpose twin

[tranquil crown]

Damn I guess I should’ve went to mit

[swift moat]

thx gojo

[frank hornet]

the dream is to be in an mit frat

[swift moat]

when are we getting the next season

[frosty badge]

according to zeta member they "dont have a bank" and "dont know what the 5r proc is"

hmm

interesting indeed

the jane street bank

i have realized

we all need to grind more

since we do not make 1m ng tc

this means we will be in the permanent underclass

yes knight, we

[proud mauve]

Does not doing usaco cook me

I'm already too late for that

[foggy fern]

@devout nest can u send me a roadmap to get amazon

[void wolf]

Check DMs

[foggy fern]

coaches dont play

[frank hornet]

you can larp up to gold btw

brutal

[proud mauve]

Can we 💀

[frank hornet]

you don’t need to larp bro

[proud mauve]

I might larp cf master

💀

[frank hornet]

ifl putting that stuff on the resume only makes your interviews harder

[foggy fern]

how does larping even help

its not gonna make you better

[proud mauve]

I need to get interview first bro 💀

[foggy fern]

and resume screens are pretty easy

[proud mauve]

This is not true twin

Mfs from MIT with prev @ google

[opal needle]

if ur prev google from MIT ur gonna get slimed

[proud mauve]

How bro 😭

[true orbit]

Can I larp usaco bronze

[proud mauve]

Do they need deepmind

[opal needle]

ye

regular google no aura at mit

[shell oyster]

@plush garden orz

[proud mauve]

Who is he

[true orbit]

It’s juliana

one n

she don’t fw u anymore

[opal needle]

yeah she will personally make sure u get no OA

[true orbit]

No

[opal needle]

deadass?

https://klipy.com/gifs/game-club-2--k01KQ3P83PS864X0XTKTC9Q1MQM

[true orbit]

Yeah

Google said they’re never doing an event like that again

Because of how bad it was

[opal needle]

wait are u srs 💀

where did they say that

[true orbit]

Sudo said it

He represents google

[opal needle]

ohh facts

[pearl canopy]

😂😂😂

[opal needle]

forgot my boy sudo

[fickle sail]

bro what happened 😭

[proud mauve]

Damn I dodged a bullet

I always knew smth was wrong with sudo

[frank hornet]

well yeah he’s a pedo

[opal needle]

sudo is the most credible figure in tech

[fickle sail]

wait like

[proud mauve]

I didn't know this 💀

[fickle sail]

there was only one weird comment

in the video link

[proud mauve]

Ts ebk

[fickle sail]

the stupid psl one

[opal needle]

nah there were some ppl saying bad things

[queen vortex]

Answer my dms

[opal needle]

just trolls

ik this guy on the east coast

[proud mauve]

Wait we have the same time zone

Diabolical

[true orbit]

The YouTube chat was chill

The internal google one was not

[frank hornet]

i’ve said my school in here a lot anyways

[fickle sail]

fuck were they saying bro 😭

[true orbit]

Ok it really wasn’t that bad

just troll questions

[fickle sail]

...

dawg

they need to lock tf in

no recruiter dating yo unemployed ahh

💀🙏

jesus christ

bro are we deadass

😭

tryna rizz up the recruiter ig

😭

[true orbit]

Am I doomed

[opal needle]

try different ai models

[daring bane]

bro no way they blacklisted😭

[opal needle]

i think gemini just hates u

[barren cliff]

Wait why

[daring bane]

sm above saying they blacklisted

[barren cliff]

bruh no way theyre blacklisting

[fickle sail]

no way they're actually blacklisting lol

[barren cliff]

i joined the event when it was boutta end

Didnt see chat

[daring bane]

thats what im saying

everybody was trolling

in chat

talking about how beautiful juliana was 😭

and some other bs

[proud mauve]

Can u give me the prompt

[frank hornet]

sonion it’s right there

[daring bane]

make sure to use opus 4.7 on extended thing tho

[barren cliff]

Gimme the prompt

[true orbit]

I only have free claude 😔

[proud mauve]

Brook 😳

[opal needle]

free claude

u can just take a screenshot

and then select the paragraph

yeah

[true orbit]

Pretend to be a Google recruiter, would you give me the OA for swe internship or would I fail the resume screen? Give a concise explanation

or just make up ur own

Yeah it’s over

[frank hornet]

time to post in #1019675142248468601

[lilac hemlock]

Pretend to be a diddy blud, would you invite me to the island? Give a concise explanation

[fickle sail]

i can't even lie

this just goes to show

some of these mfers

[hidden shuttle]

juniors, are you gonna apply for internships, new grad, or both?(for 2027)

[fickle sail]

do NOT be going outside

[lilac hemlock]

why would dey apply to internships

[fickle sail]

they saw literally just... A woman and went

ZAMN

[hidden shuttle]

delaying grad

[barren cliff]

we up

[fickle sail]

my literate king ❤️

[fickle sail]

insane bro

😭

yeah rakai is a lil annoying

but calilng him a curse is lowk wild

[lilac hemlock]

This is beautiful bro

[barren cliff]

Yc school gave out more acceptances td?

[frank hornet]

bro what on earth is on your resume

[opal needle]

thats fucked 💀

[proud mauve]

Did I make it 🤡

[barren cliff]

Gmi

[lilac hemlock]

yall gotta ask it to be blunt and critical

😭

obviously its gonna glaze yall

[opal needle]

🥀

claude glazes less than gpt

in my experience

[lilac hemlock]

xd

[fickle sail]

you have to ask GPT

[true orbit]

Too ngmi

[daring bane]

i havent used gpt in a year

[proud mauve]

I have made it I think 🤡

[daring bane]

full pivot to claude

[true orbit]

which ai is the glaziest

[frank hornet]

you need to ask claude and tell it to be blunt and critical

[true orbit]

ok lemme tru that

[daring bane]

Wtf mane

called me a regard

[swift moat]

telling u skill issue 😭

[barren cliff]

Yo it said yeah but cz of ur chud schl ur not making it

[daring bane]

im fried

[barren cliff]

Says njit a non targt and would end up in a pile😭

[daring bane]

its said based on our conversations, ik u havent done any leetcodde

[sullen finch]

ChatGPT psychosis

[opal needle]

i get more usage out of gpt

[daring bane]

yea true

[opal needle]

locked in mfs have both

actually nah

locked in mfs have chatgpt business plan

u get the newest model

[proud mauve]

Ye I'm not making it when I ask it to be blunt 💀

[opal needle]

LMFAO

[lilac hemlock]

holy hell 💀

[daring bane]

lmao

[opal needle]

crochacho might be cooked

idk

[frank hornet]

which model?

[proud mauve]

Claude sonnet

[opal needle]

probably

[storm pelican]

petition to replace #1019675142248468601 with chatgpt

[daring bane]

opus 4.7 said im gmi but im failing lc so its chill tho

[proud mauve]

What is the most accurate model

In terms on judging ur ngmi level

[frank hornet]

it's time to make it out

[daring bane]

none

[opal needle]

add that its in person and ur like lowk a mogger see if that would change it

[sullen finch]

!process Google?

[storm pelican]

google res screen is so rng that y'all should be asking for what is the peak company u can get

[proud mauve]

Wait no it changed its mind 💀

[true orbit]

!process c1 gca

[daring bane]

we have hope

[daring bane]

c1 auto bro

[opal needle]

wtf

[storm pelican]

checks out

if someone's says quant or ai lab i'd be impressed

[true orbit]

Yes

why

[sullen finch]

Ts not LinkedIn bro

[true orbit]

It’s larp bruh

I don’t have a summer 26 internship

[true orbit]

Oh it’s the same screenshot

[lilac hemlock]

all right man 😭

Almost certainly not.

[daring bane]

damn

same

[proud mauve]

An AI actually speaks like this?

Kinda funny lmao

[opal needle]

bro

confidence

u got this

[lilac hemlock]

hgmi

[proud mauve]

By icpc is that regional or world final 💀

[opal needle]

ye

[proud mauve]

Cause those are very different lmao

[frank hornet]

larp naq as nac

[proud mauve]

Lowk going to a less competitive school might be better

Too hard to make world final here cause only 1 team can

[frank hornet]

one person here could do it by themselves though

you

[daring bane]

or is it rng

[proud mauve]

💀

[daring bane]

wow bro

[lucid apex]

dude AI will tell u wtv u wanna hear

[proud mauve]

I'm gmi

[frank hornet]

nah it brings them up without saying it too

[frank hornet]

put your putnam score

[true orbit]

I’m gmi

[proud mauve]

💀

[lucid apex]

"return to retail/food service" is brutal

the ai is hedging entry level IT support for u bro 😭

[true orbit]

Just larp

[frank hornet]

^

larp research too

as long as you say it's unpaid there's no issues with bg check

[proud mauve]

Ye it's over

Prob cause I have Purdue on my resume lol

[frank hornet]

purdue mogs those schools though

[lucid apex]

UIUC

SJSU mogs

[proud mauve]

I mean I feel like if you're at Purdue but you're icpc gold or smth you'll still get quant anyway

That's why it said that

[lucid apex]

has larping stealth startup ever worked? It sounds stupid

[frank hornet]

you don't need to do icpc to get quant anyway at purdue

[scenic oyster]

This is good

[proud mauve]

This true

[scenic oyster]

I technically interned at a startup but it has a bad rep and i think i would get blacklisted so i put it as stealth

[proud mauve]

Damn I should larp some AI agent research ngl

[scenic oyster]

So yes larping isok

[storm pelican]

grats on delve

[mighty pike]

True

[scenic oyster]

No think of something worse

[lucid apex]

firms like jane street pretty much look at all the resumes I think. I applied like a month late and still got reach out within a week

[frank hornet]

please don't bring up ai agents my aws rejection still hurts

[true orbit]

Theranos

[proud mauve]

💀

[true orbit]

damn I gotta lock in for js

[scenic oyster]

Ur just too gmi

[lucid apex]

I promise u my school is bad too, its not a school diff

[mighty pike]

@proud mauve

[proud mauve]

[proud mauve]

👀

You don't belong here bro

You're too gmi

[daring bane]

with a good prev school doesnt matter at all

[proud mauve]

How to get good prev from not so good school tho 🤔

[lilac hemlock]

grats on Kalshandurilantir Marticluely bro

[swift moat]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[storm pelican]

be cracked

[ionic apex]

Do u have awards

[lucid apex]

idk being differentiable in some way a cohesive reason why you would be a top level candidate

[lucid apex]

some

[swift moat]

with a top prev sure lol

[ionic apex]

Math related per chance

[frank hornet]

bro it was for a team doing agentic ai in boston i still hate myself for it

[scenic oyster]

Bro probably t500 putnam

[lucid apex]

theres no answer thats holistic

[proud mauve]

Damn you were so close to making it out ngl

[daring bane]

getting c1 from a bad school is totally realistic their recruiters respond all the time and 600 gca with a ref or reaching out to recruiter works

[storm pelican]

cscd when you don't feed them the path every step of the way

[knotty steeple]

C1 is not a top prev bro

[frank hornet]

i had a taste of gminess and i couldn't handle it

brutal

[daring bane]

top enough to land something better

[proud mauve]

Just get putnam fellow 🥀

[daring bane]

if u get c1 soph summer

[mighty pike]

I'm not. I'm from purdue university

[ionic apex]

For intern recruiting it is ngl

[frank hornet]

so become like you?

[proud mauve]

💀

I've already rejected bro

[lucid apex]

I feel like awards only matters for quant trader or research. Which isn't my skillset nor my interest

[knotty steeple]

Top prev is like notion or sumn

Or AWS

[proud mauve]

Mfs rejected me cause of some random ass behavorial OA

[swift moat]

getting c1 is a far cry from saying "good prev negates school" lol

apply to desco

[knotty steeple]

Right

[hidden shuttle]

do you need to include your linkedin on your resume?

[lucid apex]

no, but theres no reason not to

[knotty steeple]

I saw no prev to google I don’t think n=1 really matters bro

[swift moat]

this is common tbf

[knotty steeple]

New grad

[spare moss]

man

[proud mauve]

The most common pipeline for intl is prob no prev -> deported

[spare moss]

can I be that lucky

[swift moat]

just lucky rng in that case

[knotty steeple]

You saw 10 prev c1 freshman go to quant ? Can you elaborate

[hidden shuttle]

probably school name

[frank hornet]

it's no prev -> google

[storm pelican]

we need a new trytalenthunt

someone vibe code it

[knotty steeple]

“Must have been school name or leetcode knight on resume”

My point stands

Idk what it is I just copied this lol

[proud mauve]

How high is knight

I feel like it's kinda mid 😭

[austere path]

"leetcode knight"

noone gaf abt this😭

online contests lost all credibility when theres bots that solve the contest in 0 seconds

bro just do icpc

[undone mirage]

just go get usaco plat at this point

😂

[swift moat]

i think it didn't work well bc linkedin scraping is rlly hard

[austere path]

if you want something that means shit

[lucid apex]

does this even hold value past freshman year?

[austere path]

nope

[undone mirage]

waht even is this

[swift moat]

mfs at li work all day against bots instead of making the platform actually good

[storm pelican]

sigh

[storm pelican]

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[undone mirage]

ohh

that was removed?

[austere path]

just do icpc bro

[storm pelican]

dunno, it died

[scenic oyster]

I think for some startups and trading yah

[undone mirage]

unfort

[austere path]

icpc is way harder than leetcode tho

[storm pelican]

?...storytime

[austere path]

yeah i was abt to say that

[undone mirage]

i've got no ideas probably

[austere path]

ts is leagues above leetcode NGL

[swift moat]

this was mad funny

[austere path]

bro that doesnt determine if u pass res screen

[barren cliff]

yo who got accepted to startup school today

[swift moat]

iirc this dude was sneaking out to "go to the bathroom" and then supposedly taking network calls and stuff in the school toilets

[austere path]

also i am jobless😭

i mean

600 gca is easy tho

but some companies do screen after oa so

[tranquil crown]

c1 does an actual res screen even if you get perfect gca

[austere path]

at the end of the day

passing screen is most important

[true orbit]

Not for all of us

[frank hornet]

bro gca is banked 💀

[austere path]

it was hard for me too bro

[lucid apex]

idk I feel like something that helped me was putting strict timelimits on problems. A lot of technical screenings for top tier companies are like 30minutes for a medium with 3 variations. Its pretty intensive if ur not prepared for it

[austere path]

just takes practice

also gca has a format

that it follows

[storm pelican]

wow

[austere path]

practice is everything

genuinely

[ionic apex]

how much lc do u have

[austere path]

not that much tbh

like 280

[frank hornet]

do companies normally have a limit on how old of a gca result they’ll accept?

[true orbit]

is there anyway for me to do a gca rn

[austere path]

apply to those quant discovery programs

like hrt and shit

[queen vortex]

Tiktok

[austere path]

their oa is ussually auto

[true orbit]

They do gca?

[queen vortex]

Isnt it like 3 months

[austere path]

hrt and sig do

[proud mauve]

I feel like if you can solve 3 problems in a lc contest you can prob get 600

[true orbit]

I just like doing gca

it’s fun

[proud mauve]

How is question 3 of gca fun bro 😭

[austere path]

practice and if u get a good score u can just share it and not have to retake

[frank hornet]

i thought there was only the six month cool down if you do three

[queen vortex]

Is q4 easier for u?

[austere path]

soph?

same

all u can do is lock in

i will be doing that

chill bro theres some ppl who cant even do valid anagrams

[queen vortex]

He's from lobotomy kaisen

[tranquil sand]

Bro look at the avg scores on CodeSignal. Arguably most people are not getting 600s

[proud mauve]

I'm not sure if you're larping but just try to do 3 problems a day I think

[austere path]

its not bro dont listen to that guy💀

[proud mauve]

You'll improve super quickly

[frank hornet]

how do you break 300? i can’t solve past q1 and q2

[tranquil sand]

Ur getting ragebaited

[urban ore]

how do you break 100?

[queen vortex]

I applied to c1 with 350

[craggy moth]

do the weekly contest in 3 mins 😂

[lucid apex]

How do u check ur gca score I thought its hidden

[tranquil sand]

You don't have to get opt

[proud mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030335013293662270/1488448895062249502/twitter-gif-2038883774432514144_69cb800575733.gif

[tranquil sand]

Passing all test cases != Opt

[proud mauve]

I mean not easier but q3 are not fun to do

[frank hornet]

let me larp in peace

[edgy fractal]

Final 2 codesignal gca?

Insane bait

[true orbit]

No it’s not u can see it when u log in

[proud mauve]

All larpers should be exposed 😭

[vivid stirrup]

I took an adderall at 10am and I’ve been working for 12 hours straight. I’ve only eaten half of a chipotle bowl that I seemingly teleported into my hands through DoorDash. The walls are slowly starting to compress

[queen vortex]

MY MAN

Twins

[frank hornet]

respect the bravery to post that here

[tranquil sand]

Nah not always

Though I do C++ so idk

[true orbit]

Thank u

[tranquil sand]

Maybe suboptimal code passes in C++ lmao

[austere path]

its old assessments bro who cares abt the score

[scenic oyster]

Bro what c++ codesignal is crazy

[proud mauve]

Dm @noble lion for leetcode advice btw

[scenic oyster]

Oh

R they time

[tranquil sand]

Oh I was talking about codesignal

[sonic totem]

I have an upcoming interview what do security technicals look like and can I practice them anywhere?

[tranquil sand]

Yeah for codesignal subopt runtime can sometimes work in my experience

[lucid apex]

I feel like Python is best practice, atleast for me its way easier to vocalize under time pressure with Python

[scenic oyster]

Bro nerfing himself and still gmi