#2027_summer
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shiii
Just get a car bro
Do you have one
I'm not sure if I should even get a car here
Cause I'll be deported back after I graduate anyway
what the fuck
where
Vietnam
No H1B sponsored
I mean it's not really cheap anymore tbh 💀
Where is #2028_summer
Like if you graduate from college in Vietnam and work full time
You won't live super super comforably
any fall openings?
wait why?
get a visa or smth
or is it too rng nowadays
Cause I can't get a job bro
No company sponsoring my visa
Ye
yo etched just dropped isnt ts hella orz
idk
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The only person I know that is incoming here gaps me so hard I'm not even bother applying
bro shoot ur shot gang
iim also ngmi
UK
i dont think so
that guys british LOL
Oh my fault lol
zon in us is close to hc anyways im assumign
disgusting
u r so dumb
this is for UK
Word
Ur a very cool person I bet!
wtf this guy is a billionaire 💀
he got the dog in him
thats why he billionare
hey everyone hows job search going?
we're all unemploeyd in this chat
nice larp
nice larp
every single last one of us bums fr
@mellow saffron

nice larpppppppppppp
insert one piece gif with caption the amount of pain a gmi feels when feeling 1% of pain of a true ngmi
did u make ts?
average orz
average orzbob
top five biggest orzers
does no one actually converses like a human here?
good larp 8.7/10
Yo can all of yall pray I get Tesla
Ill buy all of you lambos
we're all hoomans
yo wtf is the url in your bio lol
unfortunately that's me but eh
i should probably be more bot-pilled
but im a mod
wdym
I do
ur prolyl right we must uphold the values of cscd
helping people is good 
no i converse like a foid
trolling just to troll diminishes the value of the server
trolling to help is both useful and theatric so i like doing that
we know
ye u right
How cooked are intl without an internship sophomore summer
helping is good
not cooked (yet)
Are you being chudcist to us ngmi chudbobs
Sentenced to Rhode Island for crudbob low tc
Ts not orz rn
I take back what I said about zon employees being chopped
So what should I do to make sure I'm not cooked
Or minimize the chance of getting cooked
Ngmi farm
Get ngmi unpaid internships to make resume padding
And then break into big tech junior year
I'm scared I can't even get unpaid jobs
lowkey if you do a lot of unpaid internships then you can work in big tech like salesforce
Then you’re set for life
Senior recruiter !!
!!
What is the strat to get unpaid internships
You could also aim for random cs related research
I got my first unpaid internship through networking with a classmate who connected me to his brother who connected me to some random dude who had a startup
Do I say I'm willing to work unpaid
In the US unpaid internships are statutorily discouraged (you won't find a big company offering them)
Like how should I phrase it when I cold email
be better than the other intl students in ur cohort
Don’t you have zon bro why you larping
You don’t need to explicitly mention your willing to work unpaid
cold emailing isnt that valuable without amazing prevs or school
Holy smoke
I don't bro
Oh
I thought we had a major larped in our mids
Too many tigers
has zon cap one and ibm offers in his inbox btw
Larper
Chiz
How can I have c1 bro I'm literally intl
hi
Did you hear back from point72 @urban ore
What school
Purdue
did u
Ok bro
:( didn’t get interview
You are chillijg
😭😭

Just reach out to random startups
How
i will not speak
My cousin got a paid internship at a yc company while still in community college
dont say the O word around here bro
Purdue is chilling
u get 1k dms
I think I'm lowk cooked then
😹
check dms
Just spam apply to y combinator
gg
bro if you're cooked i'm dropping out after finals

true
Same I just got 22
Can I become tiger
Time to cut loss
Idk
I'm doing that lowk but it doesn't seem to work
Are we at hc
😭
@unique robin @queen vortex
yeah i think i'll just drop out and work as a barista back home
alpha drop
Tiger 22 r u soph or jr
Oh my orz it’s my goat ayman
whos ayman ?
oh did u just dox him
🐅
dang
🐯
u ready for ur T interview
He is my pookie bear
pookie bear is my dream
woah
Unfortunately I was in elementary school
So I did not make it past resume screen
are u in Malesia
Yea
what does this mean
I’m out of the country
he said he doesn’t wanna join
this is tuff
Yea I prayed a couple times today
Tiger Woods is my dream
You've interrupted my T time 😠
are u day drinking Tiger Woods
Tiger woods
Aren’t you known for DWI
I lowkey can't follow this Convo lol
it's what makes him so good at golf
why not
valid tradeoff
whats the confusing slang
did yall konw openai is planning on releasing a smart speaker similar to alexa
priced at 200-300$
something like this
Ts looks lame asf
would yall buy it
congrats on surveillance state
I can just use gpt voice mode
Why would anyone buy this?
straight mossad agents looking at u now
jarvis
Remember they got a contract with pentagon
😆
whats the point of the camera lol
imagine making love with your wife and Benjamin Netanyahu is watching you from Tel Aviv giving you comms
cuck camera
😹
What if its like the apple trashcan computer and u can run openclaw on it
so you can show it objects and it can give answers based on what you show
Would be tuff
when have you been cooking
this would be so ass 😭
What if my wife is cheating on me and that camera informs me 😭
a phone is so much more convenient lol
Don’t get married
yeah i agree
Wives will cheat on you
Not in this economy anyways
every girl will cheat on you
they're planning on making smart glasses too
Bruh
like google glass
no matter what they say
bro 😭
Girls are evil
who hurt u bro
What did he say?
?!?
Beautiful roses have sharp thorns

Cscd incel route
youre lowkey right why not just use the phone
there's no point in having a giant ass speaker
$200-300
They can't define innovation
who is buying the openai speaker 🤣
Home integration
And raise more funding
i mean i can see why the speakker would be useful but the cam is a straight spy op
tiger 7 use peptides 6 months and forget
but why not just integrate the phone to the home
🥀 I need to mog with the T or I’m genuinely fried
they're burning sooo much money
yes gpt use all my conversations as training data
it's fucking insane
Cause its more convenient to have
lock in twin
openclaw already has my bank account info
why stop there
Bro let them have trillions of money but we don't
How do u get T proc?
u need to take HRT
date an ftm
Have Elon musk picture printed out on ur pillow
that’s what I do
They plan to make 10x their revenue in 4 years
and many others
I have body pillow
if they don't they're cooked
Bro prays to musk
they plan to be making 284B by 2030
Whats that
Like I give a shit
true
sorry i thought you meant testosterone proc
same
Bro lock in
My test lvls low
Or you're cooked
but it's fun
Pin 500mg test
Well better than doomscrolling ig
tru
They gonna let u invest lil bro
Most of you guys seem from the US I suppose
lowk i wouldn't invest
when are u gonna start grinding lc
i think theyre cooked
🏌️♂️
altumns botta mog u Tiger Woods
I got no procs to prep for rn
son
Last time I did lc was in Jan lol
I got 2 tm waiting for and no rounds
sonion
Bunion
lock in twin
Naur
Fall
Why don't you guys apply for some startup if no intern atm?
every one here for US internships
Icl
just apply to startups 🥀
Everyone here is a leetcode monkey
Not british ayman
I might be rare case here then lol I'm non US
this guy so cracked tho
My jane street goat
bros got js proc
R u looking for us internship
Who that
No
@swift plank
But anything works tbh
Huh
Js london orz
ayman but british
Is this for the London office
british ayman lore is crazy
can you get me an internship @serene oriole
@unique robin Can u get me a ft job
i think it was amsterdam
Beans on toast ayman mogs
whever that is
How can I get you an intern when I can't get one myself?
Ohhh Greece
Greece??
i think its in denmark
are you interested in optimizing burger workflow
Sonnnnn
bet
Wait my bad lmao it’s actually Finland
McDonald's mog
i’ll refer you
bro i got tm'd to cashier at my mcdonalds
Me too 😂
fuck my life
what year are you nyx
2027 grad
oh maybe
Let it wait until later this year before it goes bankrupt. I have a whole summers worth of Codex to use
Damn
only just got an internship
Oh shit
wait that’s fine I graduated 2021 and I’m currently at Amazon full time
😭
Im class of 2029 @urban ore
woah
Oh can you refer for zon then? When I apply?
And im somalian
I can give you the friends and family referral
by the time u apply
Pip?
🥀 everyday I am scared of being laid off
me too
Ik zons bad for ft
Its like not knowing if I’ll be alive tomorrow or not
Lwk im not seeing a lot of layoffs
But good res value as an intern
it's a privilege to be able to worry about being laid off
atleast u have a job bro
How?
Not really
Stop crying and suck it up
Wlb and toxic work environment
Afaik
I can give you referral
That one zon guy on tiktok is my spirit animal
leave the country
Apply right now for fall
im h1b
I'll dm when there's any position
Lemme check if there's any in my country
Wait wait wait
stay under the radar for a few years and hope the next president is a democrat
what country are u from?
okay ty
will try
Canada 🥀
India
Wait this guy has his linkedin on his bio 😂
There isn't
remove that bro
Alr
i try everything in my power to not get doxxed here
Aymanv______
can’t let the internet know who i am
lmao
What's the worst gonna happen?
the tigers figure out who u are
we are one of the good ones
you’re career will basically be over
They will come at my home?
It hasn't even started
who do u think pulls the strings around in the job market
Idk should I care?
Tuff projects
fr
Look I got many things going on
Couldn't care less about a random online stranger stalking me
There are too many oddballs in this server
ts lowk only useful if ur frontend/ui bob
Seems like a reason why they're cooked
Not really
can you stop looking down on us ngmis
ik hrt has it's own outdoor balcony but still
It has good websites for portfolio
Would anyone take me tho
Ill hire u to do my work
💀
Can u hire me
It has low bar than big comps
What work
Just have good projects
How 😭
Have to slave away for that precious experience yo
I also did slavery for 6months
Greetings
unpaid intern
if it's unpaid just how good could the experience be
my goat is here
Did it help u land better roles
Mine has good
Yes
You're cracked bro
hackthons svck azz
I got an interview for Airbus
But I failed lol
they arent
At that time I just had that intern
Because no one gives a shit about the unpaid intern so they just have to suck it up
What nerf gun u bringing
Cracked or whatever but Im still applying like thousands of applications
Doesn't make me different
Not seen them yet
my british twin
O nice
Wsggg
Wdym volunteering is a thing
It is
And you can put in your resume too
it's a loophole.
The FLSA requires “for-profit” employers to pay employees for their work. Interns and students, however, may not be “employees” under the FLSA—in which case the FLSA does not require compensation for their work.
Depends from where you're from
Oh
and if you aren't an employee, that's already an L
Yo check dm
How do u show proof for unpaid
Just show what you did
If you have experience, side projects don’t matter as much
I lucked out and got my first and only application in freshman year
Before that I got an intern too but it was unpaid in Feb 2025
In October 2022
I thought I at least deserve paid
But I didn't get anything
Had to settle for unpaid
Which month is fall
you're already behind, right now
There is never a time to be too early
Only too late
You might need to learn how to use AI well too
The best time was yesterday but the second best time is today and right now
A lot of companies seem to be testing for that
yeah
That's some sagacious stuff
@hazy pewter no way you've been here since 2024 and just realizing this 🥀
My friend interviewed for meta and they gave her full AI access and told her to use them to her fullest ability
^
Mid to big tech won't even see you
Easier to get into
Where can I find posting
Wellfound
I met some founders in sf and contacted them but I don't think they give a f
Ah thank you
If you're US you might find many startups
And startups hire every moment and now and then
I'm intl 😳
No cycle
I've been applying to yc
You don't need them to give a f about you
What you need is value
Just do the shit
But they all ghosted me 💀
Ye it doesn't
ghosting is new norm bruh
Wait lwk a lot of startups sponsor
I havent seen many that dont
It seems like most of them don't want to deal with sending some docs or whatever for cpt
good afternoon fellow ngmis
Good afternoon my fav larper
not larper
im true ngmi
If the game is rigged
You need to mod this game
To balance things out
And use everything
bros reducing the competition 💀
Why would I care about a single person?
When there's like millions
Which country
u must be tho this advice is troll asf
just apply to startups is crazy 💀
So you think you can get into big tech without exp?
Bro has no experience
lol
He won’t even get through the CV filter
clock it
orz
you tell me
so tuff
glaze
Is it?
2026 is different
Tbh
aura nuke
Kinda
I came across a person with a very interesting side project but just a high school diploma. No chance he gets hired 🙁
you or me
Vietnam
neither of us bro
Idk how it's for US but here even breathing is competitive
unfortunately its just bad advice, in the end its a numbers + rng game. im not the goat or anything that led me to get big tech as first intern but if u dont apply u cannot

its objectively worse to apply to less companies than more
"just apply to startups" is very terrible advice
JUST APPLY TO EVERYTHING AND LARP EVERYTHING
"also apply to startups" mogs
fr
british ayman?
works for zon ive heard
Greetings
Hello
applying to startups is usually a more time consuming endeavor
It's been a while.
Oh
there's only so many startups that are easy to identify and at some point u have to go and find them urself
what, u think ur gonna get a job at the same 30 startups that everyone wants to be at
Cold reaching works very well in that
^
Wait its js one letter
with all details ur uni needs
just apply to everything, the application is not that time consuming
Jane street one letter?
Yeah I have been rejected by Google like 7-8 times already
its very easy and streamlined to find big company apps
I see
why it looks so sus tho no profile photo no graduation date and stuff
I think the main reason I'm still unemployed is skill issue
Don’t need it
i hid graduation date to do extra internship before graduation
Andgrad date won’t help
No background check?
It will disadvantage you
why would bgc include grad date?
grad is not a static date
It’s just
no it’s intl
frontier ai lab
“You are a student rn”
💀
capone starting to do this now 😭
i got sales engineering but my uni wasnt accepting saying it doesnt have enough tech details on offer letter to connect to ur major…luckily the recruiter is nice and she sends wtv i request
you’re gonna be drowning in qt procs next cycle
Bruh
lol for amazon, i got summer offer and just told them i wouldnt intenr if i didnt get fall
bc i alreaydh ad netflix offer, no point
R they still opening
and then when they said no i reneged, and they came back with fall offer
I might need to apply there as well
uhm nah sry
yeah i mean i will say intl is harder but
w gatekeep
u should just apply ot everything 💀
do ts
Oh I see thanks
tiger 3 please
Good point
Beuh idc the company is Precisely
they all closed
i dont gatekeep😭
Oh I applied there
atleast do one problem so u beat tiger woods on the leaderboard
lol i think we have each other on linkedin already
They ghosted me tho
Throwing Thousand arrows will at some point get a hit
i just wanna chud
you were at tree hacks right?
I'm just ngmi
yeah
aura
very
Were you on treefail?
Can you say smth else besides that?
most cracked people you meet will have gotten screened from all as well
Unfort not 🥀
ive landed all 5 multiple times since i started recruiting and ive met people way smarter than me who just get screened
its RNG
Referral help?
Js do some cracked reseRch and projs this summer
and try emailing startups for fall
what? its true
nah whe ni got netflix and amazon offers i only had like 50 done or smth
Yeah
i think u should do LC tho
i just got lucky. most of my questions were med
or easier hards that u can just figure out
Wowza
i think since the roy lee cluely stuff
so does that imply networking is pointless
interviews got harder
I got referrals for Salesforce and bain and company
Let's see
theyre dead for big tech i think he means
I like this hopemaxxing cscd
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Networking isn't pointless tho
WAGMI.
You're never ready
cheating urself out of what could be
So go for it anyway
imagine reading all ts to get a leetcode med at citsec
He strikes me as a con man idk

they ask lc meds?
Clueley worked at some point
its rng
cluely is marketing company first software second
You have seen how crazy fast tech is evolving
True
It doesn't take a genius to make a software which detects cheating software
😭
the higher the tc the easier it is to cheat ngl
yeah they d o
Eh
ud be suprised
Just unfollow him and click don't show me this
crazy bro
for big tech?
Yes
I think at least that separates you from rest
Exactly
have u gotten an offer somewhere this year w referral at big tech?
where
its usually stuff above bigtech lol
some companies it does
G
LOL
very tuff
google referral isnt too important
And others I know got referals which gave them interviews
I didn't get an interview even though I had a referral for msft
+2% chance of interview W
but saying because of referral is not true
can u say for each rejected person that the referral wouldve gotten them interview?
wym
its just confirmation bias
That eliminates thousands from competition so good
what dont u understand
Ik i passed the screening because of it because I applied and got refered few weeks later. And the day after recruiter reached out
Super big tech
hop on cluely gng
this is stull confirmation bias bruh
like my point is
you dont know
empirically most people getting refs dont see this
Intern referral aren't good as ng
so u cant just decide to attribute urself passing to the referral
Ft matters i suppose
the only ppl who can speak to it with some substance are people at google
and the ones i know always say the referral is worthless
I got lock in bros I'm off
And?
Lowk cap
(again not true at all companies, apple, nvidia, tesla, stripe, and some others really respond to referrals)
haha wtv you wanna believe
Who do you think the referal came from 😭
but this is just u speaking out ur ass
Nepo or not if that puts you into the door then sure
I’m not tho
yeah they can enjoy the bonus if u get hired obv theyll give it to u
😂
but that doesnt mean it did anything LOL
nvidia referrals gotta help ngl
yeah they do
im gonna ask my person next cycle
i was too ngmi before to even get referred by them
now its different
im just pointing out your singular experience of getting referred and getting an offer, where you cant say you wouldnt have without the referral, isnt rly convincing compared to the empirical evidence
i got google offer this cycle aswell fwiw
TM*
i pulled out after because i got a better ft
what evidence r u speaking from
Anecdotal
u get referred by someone senior+ and get offer? 💀
^
can u reveal which
That’s 2 instances you’ve just seen tho
we don’t
So it isn’t entirely random
no its still random bcause you are 2 people out of like 150k applicants every year
yeah like
dude these are the people getting google offers
its unreal
top school or be the top at a mid school
wait what
I'M not saying it helps you getting the offer, I'm saying it helps you pass auto res screen
ok bro replace my sentence with "getting past screen" and reread it
if it helps
im going back and forth with thing 1 and thing 2 here man wtaf
krib
sorry im not tryna be rude but this is crazy 2 me
just cold email Sundar for a ref
i was thinking abt that the other day
I mean you could say the same argument for cold emailing
actually true lol
elaborate?
lmao
But it does work
i think the idea here is something working for a few people does not make it the end all be all
for me ye, junior year of hs
🥀
for referalls specifically that's been the case for a while at a lot of bigger companies
granted it depends
but u can never confirm this really its too rng
brilliant
i would
they removed ts lol
Lore accurate @queen vortex
Then I stand by what I said. In my case it's most likely what helped. You are saying that it is completely useless.
ever since gpt came out not a single original thought came out of dis brain
added some numbers things that needs a high aimlabs score
im not saying its useless im saying you cant attribute getting past screen to it
u just dont have the evidence to back it up
yeah I revolutionized GPT usage in my HS
that's why I turned out so brain dead
Same
at least u are self aware
bro
Plump n jolly
give up on cs
what is ts
chill bro hes just replenishing gleycojyn
aim labs is free
Light snack
No need
idk some numbers thing thats u need crazy aim for
wait i have great aimlabs stats can i get optiver proc
couscous today i had sushi for lunch and the temperature in palo alto at 4:00 pm was 57F.
clearly, the next time I have sushi on a saturday, the temperature in palo alto at 4:00 pm will be strictly 57F.
what do u need the aim for
240k/yr in Texas is more after COL adjustment than like 99% of swes make
bet check dms ik u have alpha
u have 0.2 seconds to click the right answer
yeah thats the point lmao
LMAO i did this
stop 😭
@mellow saffron u got alpha? Lmao
u should also do it with email subjects, to see what gets most clicks
u can track email clicks with this https://mailsuite.com/en/
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pls dont
no way they have zetamac on optiver swe oa
i have zero alpha of any regard
Aim labs is hard
how does this work do they embed an image or something in the email
and then u can track based on reqs to that
She has hella alpha
owner of the alpha trading server btw 😭
She?
alpha trading is haram
Yea
yeah they embed a 1x1 png if i recall
or something of the sort
i thought most ppl have like extensions that block it from loading or sum
@ionic apex thoughts? if you also got sushi today, n=2. clearly its correct
I'm gonna ask the recruiter then and we'll see
holy you are dented
Donut ahh donut
its quite gloomy in the bay today
Yay!!
🥀
does the mailsuite thing ask the receiver for perms
yes external candidate, our referrals are useless!
Yeah I thought they go to spam if u use that
like when they open it
theyll tell u that lmao
nah, or atleast in my experience i get a lot of callbacks
I am tiger
You doing another cycle?
i do have a strong resume btu if they went to spam would not get any
Maybe we get Neuralink this time
Alright I’ll start using it again