i looked at it yea
#2027_summer
undone mirage
undone mirage
15 -> 8 -> 10 -> 5 now
i said it dipped this year
noble lion
Yea I lost
undone mirage
2023-2025
noble lion
So doomed
dawn valve
Yea I lost
u ahh 🤣
echo obsidian
still a drop from 15 to even 13 is big
undone mirage
but if you look at the range its stayed at within those 2 years
its been consistent
si what i meant
unlike htis year
echo obsidian
most people arent holding snap stock
gritty breach
Yea this amount of stock dip will kill your equity pay from snap
echo obsidian
...
gritty breach
Snap comp is def doing worse than Google rn
dawn valve
most people arent holding snap stock
I am.
undone mirage
@noble lion ||drunk||
sullen finch
If you wanna specifically target those two years for supporting data take the 2 years before that and it more than balances out
That tc is way worse than you can argue for
noble lion
<@391092266640343044> ||drunk||
I guessed ||trunk so doomed 🥀||
undone mirage
thought it was generally going down
noble lion
netflix stock is doing better than i though
Cause their deal fell apart
undone mirage
what deal
noble lion
Which no one wanted them to do
dawn valve
I guessed ||trunk so doomed 🥀||
Ts was my second word I thought I was goated 🥀
undone mirage
ohh
echo obsidian
it was going bad before
proud mauve
I guessed ||trunk so doomed 🥀||
Dragon ball?
noble lion
Most stocks are
Market is at all time high
The only thing that isn't going up is saas lol
proud mauve
Market is at all time high
Woah kanu should do quant
undone mirage
claude rewrites your bullets to have so much overspill
dawn valve
😭😭
undone mirage
and so little sometimes
noble lion
Woah kanu should do quant
Don't anger me
foggy fern
- built claude
noble lion
Holy tuff
undone mirage
say something like
noble lion
My account is doomed
undone mirage
"just for curiousity sake, what do you think the most hyperoptimized bullet would be taht shows impact as well"
and it'll tell you
gritty breach
Damn old claude models would larp and fake stuff without question (don’t ask me how ik)
tranquil sand
* built claude
- Built
undone mirage
My account is doomed
did it not recover this month
noble lion
did it not recover this month
It did but it tanked today
Cause of the servicenow IBM thing
undone mirage
oh
noble lion
And all saas crashed cause of that
topaz imp
echo obsidian
im down 12% this month on cash settled butter futures
undone mirage
what's that
hidden bone
bladee
glacial geode
looks interesting
cinder gate
ts alr a classic
glacial geode
hi arya!
topaz imp
what's that
a goated bladee album
topaz imp
It gave us flatline 🫶🏽
scenic oyster
<@391092266640343044> 😂
is buying intel at 19.97 orz
true orbit
bro this guy on tiktok making fun of zon and this is his linkedin 😭
barren maple
ouch
hidden bone
idk who this even is... im so behnd
he’s not all that anyway imo
gritty breach
bro this guy on tiktok making fun of zon and this is his linkedin 😭
Name and shame
undone mirage
bro this guy on tiktok making fun of zon and this is his linkedin 😭
he needs one more
true orbit
Name and shame
undone mirage
lol i saw this
true orbit
crazy how amc turned into cia
undone mirage
told you it'd tell you
true orbit
True
true orbit
no obv not who would ever pick c1 over zon
nah zon is #1
unless ibm passed it
Damn @undone mirage I thought the ranking was solid until I scrolled to rippling at 5
Better than fastly at 2 I guess
undone mirage
Damn <@573322453074444302> I thought the ranking was solid until I scrolled to r...
just give it more votes 😭
it's just super early in the voting so nothings really established
true orbit
I don’t wanna sign in
undone mirage
allg
true orbit
actually ig I can I have smurf accounts
undone mirage
i could but then my hard work 🥀
ig i can turn it off but i swear if soemone weird bots my website
@narrow sierra
gritty breach
This sounds more like a shitpost than anything
gritty breach
Speaking of GTS, how long before I become wealthy enough to afford a 911 Turbo S if I end up as zon newgrad?
tranquil sand
This is 100% a meme
gritty breach
I’m bored of this career building thing
undone mirage
@devout nest
foggy fern
bro def schedule send prs 😂
tranquil sand
Speaking of GTS, how long before I become wealthy enough to afford a 911 Turbo S...
According to sudo
Never
🥀🥀🥀🥀
gritty breach
- I guarantee you sudo doesn’t drive a Porsche worth flexing
- I think by this he just means the people who end up at faang/unicorns/quant (most of CSCD) vs people who end up at rando dead end company with 0 growth (virtually nobody in CSCD)
mellow saffron
nah we gotta move like ropz
echo obsidian
nimble oak
1) I guarantee you sudo doesn’t drive a Porsche worth flexing
2) I think by this...
what about people who end up unemployed and homeless (me)
swift lily
How to become a tiger
gritty breach
what about people who end up unemployed and homeless (me)
You got AWS bro
nimble oak
not anymore 🥀
foggy fern
isnt z2s at meta
foggy fern
dudes gonna get hit in the 8k layoffs
swift lily
dudes gonna get hit in the 8k layoffs
I hope he doesn't. He saved my life
gritty breach
isnt z2s at meta
He’s at bnb
nimble oak
How could you leave me?
i too wish i could zonbob with you but unfortunately i was born to be unemployed :(
gritty breach
Senior ui/ux designer
nimble oak
He’s at bnb
orz...
gritty breach
Not even swe
glacial geode
not anymore 🥀
hi muy 
nimble oak
hi utorz
gritty breach
i too wish i could zonbob with you but unfortunately i was born to be unemployed...
Do you have smth else for the summer?
nimble oak
nope
swift lily
Without z2s I would not be here
swift lily
YouTube shorts is better than tiktok
gritty breach
https://tenor.com/view/tate-andrew-tate-tate-bugatti-gif-26102951
How ima be moving when I finally scratch 200k TC
swift lily
true orbit
This is 100% a meme
It is a meme but how u gonna post like that when u can’t even get zon
swift lily
but i dont have it anymore
Wya now
gritty breach
It is a meme but how u gonna post like that when u can’t even get zon
Wannabe tech influencer who thinks he’s funny but really is just cringe
swift lily
Did tiktok rescind?
nimble oak
Where do u go instead
nowhere
i wanted to experience unemployment
to get a glimpse of my future
true orbit
Just put “building…” as your li header
nimble oak
Just put “building…” as your li header
true
building @ stealth
actually
highest signal builder @ stealth
undone mirage
1) I guarantee you sudo doesn’t drive a Porsche worth flexing
2) I think by this...
probably does
dudes an airbnb ui / ux dev
he makes a shit ton
dawn valve
Bro he rich af
nimble oak
porsches arent that expensive he probably does have one
undone mirage
ask @unique robin
dawn valve
porsches arent that expensive he probably does have one
They definitely can be
swift lily
@unique robin how to become a tiger
swift lily
I like tiger teams
gritty breach
You can get a Porsche sports car for like 50k
dawn valve
WE are getting a gt3rs
true orbit
Any faang+ new grad could buy a porsche pretty soon if they really wanted it
nimble oak
can i buy a porsche when i'm unemployed
gritty breach
But the ones that people flex are all touching half a mil
foggy fern
Any faang+ new grad could buy a porsche pretty soon if they really wanted it
no they cannot
mellow saffron
Any faang+ new grad could buy a porsche pretty soon if they really wanted it
yeah maybe if u had no expenses saved up every penny and immediately spent it on a car
swift lily
Any faang+ new grad could buy a porsche pretty soon if they really wanted it
No because they take half of it for 401k
true orbit
Like yeah you’d be dumb to buy a porsche at that point but u could
gritty breach
like a zon ng is making like 120k more than median ng prob
Zon ng is way above median ng in terms of TC
nimble oak
no they cannot
why not, you have like what 120k after taxes
you can probably save like
80k a year
foggy fern
why not, you have like what 120k after taxes
a pourche is like 100k
nimble oak
yeah so just work for 1.5 years and u ca nafford one
dawn valve
Depends on da model fr
nimble oak
but it's kinda stupid to spend lal ur savings on a car
dawn valve
Yea imma wait like 10 years then by a Ferrari
true orbit
Yea like it’s absolutely stupid to do that but it’s not like u literally cannot afford to
swift lily
Anyone here down to play Roblox
nimble oak
Yea like it’s absolutely stupid to do that but it’s not like u literally cannot ...
yeah
i personally dont rly get the car obsession
im just gonna buy a honda civic
true orbit
I want a Prius
nimble oak
I want a Tesla ngl
teslas are cool too yeah
my mom would kill me if i got a tesla tho
gritty breach
vroom vroom
The stereo working overtime with this one 🗣️ 🔥
mellow saffron
im going straight from honda civic -> porsche tho
nimble oak
she banned everyone in my family from buying any elon products
swift lily
Bezos used to drive a Honda Civic too @mellow saffron
mellow saffron
dont get it twisted
mellow saffron
Bezos used to drive a Honda Civic too <@457256139202232320>
ty shi he gets it
true orbit
she banned everyone in my family from buying any elon products
Why
mellow saffron
ts is hopefully gonna last forever
tranquil sand
she banned everyone in my family from buying any elon products
What would happen if you worked for Tesla
mellow saffron
so whenever i need a new car im going all in
sullen finch
Overglazed car
gritty breach
The stereo working overtime with this one 🗣️ 🔥
Hybrid and EV cars having piped in engine rev noises will never not be funny to me
nimble oak
What would happen if you worked for Tesla
i might be cooked i fear 💀
nimble oak
fortunately im too ngmi for tesla anyway
gritty breach
Hybrid and EV cars having piped in engine rev noises will never not be funny to ...
Mfers really want those revs but don’t want a gas car
mellow saffron
nah i want an electric porsche
sullen finch
Oh nah
mellow saffron
sullen finch
dawn valve
Does Tesla give discount if u work there
gritty breach
I’ve driven electric cars a lot, they’re super powerful and fast, but I really miss the revs
swift lily
How did u get blacklist @sullen finch
gritty breach
It doesn’t feel satisfying if your car doesn’t scream
sullen finch
Threatened the ceo
mellow saffron
i like the taycan a lot
gritty breach
nah i want an electric porsche
Like a taycan?
mellow saffron
obv my opinion might change whenever i decide to buy another car
swift lily
scenic oyster
anyone a bike fan...
mellow saffron
Like a taycan?
indeed
swift lily
anyone a bike fan...
What's your code forces rating btw
true orbit
I’m ngl I feel like having tesla ap would be SO nice
scenic oyster
What's your code forces rating btw
0 im ngmi
dawn valve
anyone a bike fan...
My brother has a ninja
sullen finch
What’s code forces rating
scenic oyster
My brother has a ninja
fire
sullen finch
GMI lingo
true orbit
doesn’t everyone at snow do cf
scenic oyster
i have a suzuki rn
true orbit
larp
sullen finch
Huh
nimble oak
anyone a bike fan...
wait do you mean bicycle or motorcycle
mellow saffron
why would everyone at snowflake do codeforces
scenic oyster
wait do you mean bicycle or motorcycle
motorcycle
sullen finch
^
dawn valve
I wanted to get into bikes but shi lowk scary
sullen finch
If you got a job you ain’t doing anything
nimble oak
but not cyclists
this is true
mellow saffron
uk that one bike
dawn valve
Stalled like theee times on my bros bike and gave up
hybrid lagoon
i love motorcycles
mellow saffron
doesnt that shit go as fast as an f1 car or sumn
scenic oyster
yuh
scenic oyster
it has a higher top speed
mellow saffron
too bad i'd die
swift lily
i love motorcycles
I like the color in your profile picture. What's it called
nimble oak
I like the color in your profile picture. What's it called
green
dawn valve
WE are getting an h2r for our first bike
scenic oyster
true
mellow saffron
u got that
gritty breach
I wanted to get into bikes but shi lowk scary
Motorcycles are so scary. You can be the safest biker ever and die because some idiot car driver decided to cut you off and make you lose balance going 70 mph
hybrid lagoon
i got an r3 and honda shadow 750
scenic oyster
i got an r3 and honda shadow 750
lfg
hybrid lagoon
I like the color in your profile picture. What's it called
it’s a sunset pic actually
nimble oak
Motorcycles are so scary. You can be the safest biker ever and die because some ...
yep
hybrid lagoon
I like the color in your profile picture. What's it called
w my car
dawn valve
Motorcycles are so scary. You can be the safest biker ever and die because some ...
Yea the aura must feel nice tho
nimble oak
i'm never gonna actually go on a motorcycle on like, highways and stuff
sullen finch
And you’re set
dawn valve
there are better ways to chase thrills if u want it
How else
scenic oyster
i'm never gonna actually go on a motorcycle on like, highways and stuff
i think safety is a big factor
hybrid lagoon
I like the color in your profile picture. What's it called
hybrid lagoon
but i think alot of ppl who ride arent the smartest
so true
hybrid lagoon
don’t be a squid
scenic oyster
facts
dawn valve
Aura lob
scenic oyster
pushing PRs at the big zon
what if im not at the big zon
undone mirage
there are better ways to chase thrills if u want it
i've always wondered what happens
scenic oyster
then i actually am forced into motorcycles
undone mirage
when people who ride on those like
nimble oak
most ppl dont wear gear
gear sounds like such a hassle tho
scenic oyster
gear sounds like such a hassle tho
its not
nimble oak
what happens if they hit a rock
cooked
swift lily
Nice
dawn valve
gear sounds like such a hassle tho
And looks like it will make u sweaty ash
In summer
nimble oak
orz...
nimble oak
cj is orz
nimble oak
bro crashed going like 6 mph
orzzzz
hybrid lagoon
And looks like it will make u sweaty ash
depends what yall wear
scenic oyster
lowkey as long as u dont live in socal or a desert u should be chilling
i have a full suit and its not too bad
hybrid lagoon
texas the best place to ride
nimble oak
its not
idk how i see it is, if i have a car i can roll out of bed in pajamas and flip flops and immediately start driving
as a biker u gotta put on like
helmet, elbow/knee pads, idk what else
scenic oyster
theres no pads
swift moat
fortunately im too ngmi for tesla anyway
hybrid lagoon
idk how i see it is, if i have a car i can roll out of bed in pajamas and flip f...
but the thrill u get
scenic oyster
its built into ur clothes
hybrid lagoon
nothing can beat that
nimble oak
nothing can beat that
that's not true
i derive my thrill from pushing PRs at the big zon
and the big c1
that's what's truly unbeatable
scenic oyster
true
also what language do u guys reccomend for backend of a web card game
i dont want to use python i use it for everything
rotund shuttle
go
nimble oak
C++ web backend is the most orz
nimble oak
im sure there are libraries
yeah
during my first internship they used C++ for backend
swift lily
Use serverlet
swift lily
tranquil sand
also what language do u guys reccomend for backend of a web card game
Assembly or ur a chud
Trust
scenic oyster
Assembly or ur a chud
i will infact be a chud
nimble oak
but the thrill u get
also as for this ur actually kinda right, i was thinking of ways to get a similar thrill that are also easy/safe but i actually can't think of any
nimble oak
like on one hand u can do like skydiving, mountain climbing, extreme sports etc but those are far bigger of a hassle than just going on a motorcycle
then you have like, taking drugs
idk whether that's more or less safe than riding a motorcycle
scenic oyster
u lowkey dont even have to speed to have a good time cruising is fun too
just chilling and listening to music
nimble oak
u lowkey dont even have to speed to have a good time cruising is fun too
yeah that's fair
do you think ti's that much better than doing the same in a car tho
scenic oyster
yes
cruising on a bike going speed limit is way more fun then car
cuz car u go 30 and ur bored out of ur mind
scenic oyster
but depends ig u gotta ride in a scenic place
ofc
true maybe convertible is goated
convertibles overated actually u dont feel the wind
dawn valve
It’s def not as goated as a bike looks tho
tranquil sand
Can we turn yeema into a tiger
foggy fern
Can we turn yeema into a tiger
solid portal
I did my Zon intv today
You got that bro
I printed a photo of bezos out and put him in my pillow case for you Shimadacat
hybrid lagoon
also as for this ur actually kinda right, i was thinking of ways to get a simila...
to get the same thrill as riding a motorcycle going the speed limit safely u would have to drive a car recklessly and fast asf
nimble oak
to get the same thrill as riding a motorcycle going the speed limit safely u wou...
makes sense
true orbit
foggy fern
yo shes bad
solid portal
Holy cow
nimble oak
💀
tranquil sand
I printed a photo of bezos out and put him in my pillow case for you Shimadacat
Thank you bro
Your kindness touches my heart
solid portal
Your kindness touches my heart
Lmk what happens
swift moat
convertibles overated actually u dont feel the wind
convertibles honestly ass it's cool for like all of 5 minutes and then i'd prefer a normal cover
ig hard-top convertibles are goated for that reason but if the mechanism breaks (they suck) then ur out like 10k
dawn valve
convertibles honestly ass it's cool for like all of 5 minutes and then i'd prefe...
hell na convertibles feel really nice
dark bane
duck is my favorite mode of transportation
crystal pendant
yo
lilac hemlock
@crystal pendant
steel wind
Guys my LinkedIn profile was viewed 5 times since my interview yday
😭
‘Technology manager at zon’
void wolf
Hmm
proud mauve
Prob
lilac hemlock
void wolf
Knicks in 6*
lucid apex
its generally just pretty casual behavioral and then leetcodes
like a easy/medium with curveballs + added features
void wolf
What’s ur favorite Tesla car
Red Tesla Car
long geode
mint quest
its generally just pretty casual behavioral and then leetcodes
oh shit u interviewed before?
dark bane
worthy palm
Hi chat
worthy palm
Saw this new wallet hub study
Florida doing 🔥
I guess cause no taxes and pretty cheap rent for office space and stuff
study was based on percent of businesses that last 5+ years, rent of office space, and cost of labor
time to start coffee shop and retire yayyy
worthy palm
Good
crystal pendant
<@774863879816609812>
hello 🙂
lilac hemlock
Yandybot
minor zenith
Saw this new wallet hub study
republican propaganda
worthy palm
Always someone to bring politics into things
crystal pendant
lmao the lower tax more business friendly areas are better for starting businesses WOWOWOW HAS TO BE REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDA
green elk
for zon?
finite mortar
ATP that isn’t even lc it’s just cs 1
white walrus
not zero2sudo
lilac hemlock
Laurelbot
white walrus
but I remember hearing about a group of people that were making fake accounts or using real Names to harass students at Colorstack and they used a Google application link meant for active colorstack members to fuck with the recruiters
lilac hemlock
wtf...
mint quest
but I remember hearing about a group of people that were making fake accounts or...
goodbye college hello Harvard
opal needle
z2p
foggy fern
but I remember hearing about a group of people that were making fake accounts or...
my type of people
neat hemlock
austere path
my type of people
dark bane
but I remember hearing about a group of people that were making fake accounts or...
dats p fucked up yo
im sleepy
mint quest
im def failing ts
its over
they are gonna ask me to make some ml pipeline on the spot off my memory
queen vortex
congrats on team match
stop the cap
white walrus
Don't know the exact details tbh I guess one person would sneak into the meetings, join the groupme and from there foward all the links to their discord server
echo obsidian
thats fked
vivid stirrup
@void wolf 😭😭😭
long geode
im def failing ts
tulip spruce
dats p fucked up yo
hungy
opal needle
lock in
tulip spruce
ive eaten so much
show
crystal pendant
show
ive eaten uh like 18 oz of chicken breast and some cantaloupe and 6 chicken wings
i cant see it
stomach goes over it
queen vortex
Stomachs*
slim flint
Anyone have tips/their process for how to do well on zon behavioral , would rly appreciate it 🙏
proud mauve
Hello my fellow ngmi’s
You're gmi bro
lilac hemlock
im so hgmi
tranquil sand
What is the h
crystal pendant
tiger 39
proud mauve
Or they decided to not save my bum career
crystal pendant
bandybot
opal needle
What is the h
half
proud mauve
i followed up again
Ye thank you bro
undone mirage
mgmi
proud mauve
What is mgmi
crystal pendant
hidden glacier
pure umbra
should i just start hunting for newgrad w/ no 2026 summer? 
opal needle
yeah
daring bane
anyone join the jpmc event today morning
i slept through it and of course they sending out dc emails💀
there is one in 30 minutes but i think it's for banking
banking tho
mint quest
they are gonna ask me to make some ml pipeline on the spot off my memory
interview done
45 min interview turned into 1 hr 5 mins
PLEASE GIVE ME TESLA
daring bane
for summer or fall?
mint quest
for summer or fall?
fall
im lowk scared abt round 2
the guy loved me for round 1 but round 2 is his manager
so idk man
blazing swan
any1 in seattle for zon interview rn 
tranquil sand
tranquil sand
any1 in seattle for zon interview rn <:dogesmile:922937091195797514>
I was in Seattle yesterday for an intv
R u AWS
dark bane
https://youtu.be/JGvBsJo9hus
invisible
unique robin
h
lilac hemlock
should i apply to 2027 roles like when i have better projects or just do it asap
unique robin
hi
hidden glacier
i ran out of time on the stats quiz 😭 couldn’t answer the last one in time
unique robin
what was the last one
hidden glacier
i prob could have got it rights
unique robin
i got through all of them im pretty sure
dude why did nobody tel me studying was the method
hidden glacier
i got through all but the last
tranquil sand
@unique robin if my Zon intver approved of my nezuko sticker on my laptop did I get the job
unique robin
i went from failing to now almost only failing
unique robin
<@439888626713624627> if my Zon intver approved of my nezuko sticker on my lapto...
its + ev
or -ev depending on the interviewing but since he complimented it ur good
dark bane
im hungy and sleepy
mellow saffron
i screenshared my vscode with an anime theme once
hidden glacier
i went from failing to now almost only failing
we get 2 bonus points to our final grade if we do soot
tranquil sand
r u still here
No I was shipped out yesterday
blazing swan
bruhh
unique robin
we get 2 bonus points to our final grade if we do soot
im still barely failing
i need to get a 97 on the final
💪
dark bane
i need to get a 97 on the final
u need a 97 to pass the class?
unique robin
ye
dark bane
shit dats ruff
mellow saffron
might be wraps
dark bane
shii
just drop it and retake with an easier prof i guess
dark bane
and didnt show up
real
unique robin
its stats
dark bane
stats is supposed to be hard im p sure
unique robin
is it idk
dark bane
idk i guess it depends on prof
unique robin
taking it later would be a pain though
im leaving school for 2 sem and was gonna graduate online
i only have 1 class left
which i was gonna do over winter remote
but i cant do 2 of them cause they usually overlap in times
so id have to wait until summer probably
mellow saffron
jus dont fail blud
dark bane
so id have to wait until summer probably
so u would have to take stats alongside internship?
unique robin
yeah
urban ore
should i apply to 2027 roles like when i have better projects or just do it asap
ASAP AND LARP PROJECTS
unique robin
its just not ideal
tranquil sand
r u still here
Check DMS
lilac hemlock
ASAP AND LARP PROJECTS
you saying this unironically or what 😔
queen vortex
What proj to larp
dark bane
its just not ideal
ye if ur grinding for ro
but u said stats is easy
i know a meta intern who was taking physics alongside her internship
queen vortex
Lets share projects
unique robin
ye if ur grinding for ro
but u said stats is easy
i know a meta intern who was t...
its not the worst thing that could happen but obviously i wanna avoid it
queen vortex
drone missile simulator
In roblox?
queen vortex
Bro ur cooked tiger 1
dark bane
also i was slightly lying i need more like an 85
u got this
urban ore
In roblox?
in real life
unique robin
is discord bugging for you guys
im redoing everything from scratch
some of my messages arent sending and have to resend
urban ore
okay good night guys @unique robin @queen vortex @lilac hemlock @dark bane @mellow saffron
unique robin
gn
queen vortex
Goon night
lilac hemlock
good night @urban ore @urban ore @urban ore
queen vortex
swift moat
mellow saffron
https://tenor.com/view/mocha-and-milk-mocha-bear-milk-and-mocha-bear-milk-and-mo...
true orbit
marble river
bro
tranquil sand
?
mint quest
bro next week for me is make or break
fuck
My one chance at being gmi
CANT LET TS GO
swift moat
earnest rock
Is applied intuition good
Yes
minor horizon
Has he finished nc150
minor horizon
Does staff engineer count as a hm
They’re usually em
I think HM is like head recruiter
earnest rock
Thank you Indian Mbappe
I thought they don’t do internships I had a recruiter call for them and then they cancelled it cuz I was a junior in college
mint quest
They’re usually em
It’s over
earnest rock
And I asked about new grad and they said their cycle was done and to contact them again in August
mint quest
My round 2 could be a staff
is this 3 rounds bro no way im so scared 😭😭
Please don’t be 3 rounds
God please no
minor horizon
Yeah it was new grad
hidden glacier
what a chonker
long geode
dry garnet
Does anyone know anybody who went from zon passed int but no team email to an offer
mellow saffron
wtf is a hiring manager bro
the manager that decides hiring
mellow saffron
I think HM is like head recruiter
nah its an eng usually
swift moat
the manager that decides hiring
mellow saffron
its typically just the team manager, theyre jsut deciding who fills the open rec for a position
tranquil sand
Has he finished nc150
Finished nc250 thrice
Still doesn't have a job
Lives at home rent free and gets fed every day
tranquil sand
guys we finally got the zon offer
U intved yesterday?
tranquil sand
Fall or summer?
steel wind
summer
tranquil sand
How did u feel u did?
tranquil sand
Damn I might be fried
Cuz I was repeating shit hella
In the behavioral when they asked me follow-up after follow-up
idle flame
if u solve techs its 99% offer
steel wind
but i think i hadled it fine
tranquil sand
Ok but that's not "amazing" if u had to repeat shi
elfin igloo
bro i solved techs from my 2 interveiews but they scheduled me for the hm
third round
and that guy grilled the shit out of me
tranquil sand
if u solve techs its 99% offer
I was 2 for 2 on tech, I think my STARs were good, but I was legit getting fried on the followups
Though I gave a live software demonstration to them both LOL
barren maple
fried on followup behavioral gang what
tranquil sand
I was explaining the arhitecture while showing the actual code
tranquil sand
fried on followup behavioral gang what
Ye
steel wind
??? actual code as in github?
tranquil sand
Like they both asked hella follow-ups
tranquil sand
??? actual code as in github?
No like the software
tranquil sand
I ran the software for them
steel wind
wtf..
tranquil sand
I offered to give a live demonstration of it lmao
steel wind
bro he just asked me what ai models i like using and we were debating which ones were better
tranquil sand
I won't reveal what it is but it's a simulation like thing
steel wind
it was really chill
tranquil sand
Idk I feel like I did good but at the same time I don't wanna jinx it
And also we're just bad judges of how we did
Cuz if we had some flaws we aren't even aware of
For instance
swift moat
cant fail if u dont try
ionic apex
and that guy grilled the shit out of me
Grilled u on what
undone mirage
hidden shuttle
<:angrykirby:923849851861606410>
when did you apply?
undone mirage
when did you apply?
couple days ago
gilded bronze
tiger tiger
opal needle
u don’t need them
unique robin
hi
undone mirage
bye
long geode
scenic oyster
dude im paying for my internship
w larp
undone mirage
must be doing headstarter ai
scenic oyster
bro algoverse
scenic oyster
to my quant nerds is folding TT ok facing 200 BB cold all in with another overcall or am i a nit
unique robin
hes gonna find methods to generate alpha
undone mirage
another larper shows up
split ravine
larp larp larp sahur
tranquil sand
ur falling for ragebait
I'm not getting heated dw
But some ppl may genuinely not know they're being fucking stupid so I'll humor him for a bit
tranquil sand
do i gotta pray to elon
Yes
@unique robin fitting that he named himself after the boy who flew too close to the sun lmao
And got burned for it
queen vortex
r2 pending scheduling
vivid stirrup
guys we finally got the zon offer
You’re the man
We should rename this chat to zon-2026
queen vortex
spoonman i got Harrah's Cherokee Valley River web intern offer
vivid stirrup
spoonman i got Harrah's Cherokee Valley River web intern offer
LFG
how many zons is that though
undone mirage
that's about 3 zons
unique robin
🤨
vivid stirrup
the few seconds it was 2026-zon was pretty lit
undone mirage
aymans not part of the 26 oznami
queen vortex
does zon have snacks
lilac hemlock
#BOOYAH
long geode
void wolf
@queen vortex
idle flame
wondering if linkedin posts acc correlate with recruiter reach outs
anyone have exp with this?
or is just having the experience on your profile enough
quaint basalt
wondering if linkedin posts acc correlate with recruiter reach outs
tbh
no one in this server
actually knows
stuff like this is really hard to quantify
mint quest
yo
quaint basalt
like if you have an insanely insanely cracked linkedin ofc it'll help
void wolf
Can u change ur pfp
You ask me to change my pfp for the dumbest reasons
upper sluice
wondering if linkedin posts acc correlate with recruiter reach outs
Probably a lot less than people may think
undone mirage
only targets get reachouts mostly
quaint basalt
i got c1 reachout through linkedin last year
like if you have hackathon wins
definitely post them
but don't just post to post
yk
void wolf
only targets get reachouts mostly
How many reach outs do you get per day?
quaint basalt
How many reach outs do you get per day?
reach outs per day is crazy
quaint basalt
i meant more like Im happy to announce xx!
i mean
upper sluice
Is the very AI adjacent formatting of messages actually standard or looked favorably upon on LinkedIn
quaint basalt
probably not much
void wolf
reach outs per day is crazy
I’ve gotten < 3 my entire life 😭
quaint basalt
Is the very AI adjacent formatting of messages actually standard or looked favor...
i want to rip my eyes out when I see ai formatted messages
or posts
upper sluice
Is the very AI adjacent formatting of messages actually standard or looked favor...
“ ✅ We went into this Hackathon with scalability, learning, and systems in mind. “
Or the classic💡
hushed pumice
Has anyone done Amazon sde 1 intern OA for fall
upper sluice
“I’m happy to announce” has to have some boilerplate function like HTML skeletons do
hushed pumice
Where can I best prepare for it
idle flame
idle flame
hushed pumice
Do they ask hacker rank
void wolf
W mans
hushed pumice
In the OA
upper sluice
all you need is lc
quaint basalt
I asked my amazon recruiter to reschedule interviews
and he said it'll be the week of may 6th
but no word of pushing to fall
interview 10 days before start date
💀
void wolf
Satoru Gojo!?
Probably
I saw some of the 2026 summer ones adding fall 2026 postings
But 2027 summer still kind of far
quaint basalt
yea 2027 has had basically nothing
no reason to even think about it tbh
the only companies posting 2027 are quant/banks
and most still won't post just yet
proud mauve
I’ve gotten < 3 my entire life 😭
I got 1 reach out my entire life 💀
void wolf
I got 1 reach out my entire life 💀
Tbh like those reachouts never turned into an interview
proud mauve
Tbh like those reachouts never turned into an interview
That's true
proud mauve
i havent applied to the quants yet
Do they blacklist me for swe if I fail the qt OA
💀
opal needle
not sure
void wolf
I hope not
proud mauve
Or we can apply to multiple roles in one cycle
void wolf
For real?
proud mauve
I see thanks Gojo sensei
mellow saffron
wondering if linkedin posts acc correlate with recruiter reach outs
there is no way to quantify this, bc logically if ur cracked enough someone will reach out, but there's no downside to ever making that post ( once you've confirmed ur actually interning there)
frank hornet
I see thanks Gojo sensei
go get that bag
idle flame
there is no way to quantify this, bc logically if ur cracked enough someone will...
there is downside
losing aura
void wolf
https://tenor.com/view/clavicular-clav-frame-mogged-frame-frame-mog-asu-gif-3309...
That really happened
idle flame
there is no way to quantify this, bc logically if ur cracked enough someone will...
ig my assumption is like the more followers/viewers ur profile has the higher chance a recruiter acc sees it and reaches out
mellow saffron
losing aura
just dont lose aura
idle flame
vs u have a cracked company on ur res but u only have 100 followers
so they wouldnt find ur profile anyways
mellow saffron
i mean i guess
but it depends like
if u have 100 followers and the one thing on ur res is some ridiculous quant firm
then you'll be found
or like ur applying to like ~20 plces anyway so they'll get back to you
in terms of reachouts tho idk how u quantify this
hidden shuttle
is applying to both summer 2027 and ng 2027 a bad idea?
how do they get your email?
mellow saffron
like the opt reachouts
ig thats true
quaint basalt
reachouts for companies are either 99% luck or 99.9% skill
void wolf
is applying to both summer 2027 and ng 2027 a bad idea?
If it’s the same company lol
mellow saffron
tho for optiver i think a good amoutn of the s27 procs came from that spring breka program interviewing canddiatges who didnt get selected or from the dinner they did in chicago and atlanta n stuff
dark bane
https://tenor.com/view/clavicular-clav-frame-mogged-frame-frame-mog-asu-gif-3309...
you will only lose aura if ur sub 5
idle flame
tho for optiver i think a good amoutn of the s27 procs came from that spring bre...
yea fax
future focus
opal needle
you will only lose aura if ur sub 5
holy mog
sullen finch
Do reach outs ever actually convert
hidden shuttle
Do reach outs ever actually convert
wdym convert?
dark bane
jestermaxxing results in aura loss
only way to auramaxx is to mog
frank hornet
how do you get a reach out?
void wolf
And nothing happened
void wolf
how do you get a reach out?
I think you can just larp
On your LinkedIn profile
But it’s cringe tbh
mellow saffron
Do reach outs ever actually convert
what like do they actually give u the proc?
ig it depends on the company
sullen finch
No to offer
hidden shuttle
does spam connecting with recruiters increase chances of reachout?
mellow saffron
i mean thats on the person interviewing isnt it
mellow saffron
if u fail it doesnt matter if u got reached out to or not
echo obsidian
Larp is life
frank hornet
I think prev + school is the most important
what about no prev + bad school?
proud mauve
How do I even larp a prev 💀
sleek pilot
How do I even larp a prev 💀
NDA
frank hornet
larp stealth startup
proud mauve
what about no prev + bad school?
Join datamine corp partner
echo obsidian
stealth startup
sleek pilot
2-10 employees 🔥
echo obsidian
larp pre revenue arr
proud mauve
👍
echo obsidian
🤣 🤣 🤣
sleek pilot
pre-idea pre-dev pre-revenue B2B AI pre-saas
echo obsidian
say 1m+ users then bot your anahtics
void wolf
Impact and known company ig
opal needle
no one
sleek pilot
i do
mellow saffron
nah for ft i think places actually do check ur prevs lol
proud mauve
Do I larp Zon on resume
mellow saffron
not even ur role just to see if u were employed
void wolf
nah for ft i think places actually do check ur prevs lol
Some internships do too
mellow saffron
u cud be a janitor at google and say u were a swe intern and prolly pass the bg check
mellow saffron
Some internships do too
yeah im aware i just said ft cuz more recent in my head