2027_summer

[echo obsidian]

he gotta be tuff

[urban ore]

he also met ayman

very cool

[void wolf]

Oh yeah

Tbh he’s living the dream

[neat hemlock]

did he actually?

[void wolf]

Same with uhh

[neat hemlock]

fuck im getting mogged

[void wolf]

The guy from McGill

[trail karma]

cause sajjad is chopped and baxate isnt

probably

[urban ore]

saul goodman ??

[echo obsidian]

u can be the next sajjad

[void wolf]

Nah

[dawn valve]

Zonnnn

[urban ore]

bro

[void wolf]

Erik Cupsa

[urban ore]

go do leetcode

[trail karma]

swerik is a bigger larper

prolly

[urban ore]

whoever is bottom 3 on leaderboards dies

im not kidding

[trail karma]

bro got larp in his veins

[dawn valve]

Y bro leetcode watching 🤣🤣

[queen vortex]

Im beating altumns w zero lc lifetime completion

[urban ore]

ye lol

[queen vortex]

Lightwork no reaction

[neat hemlock]

fuck bro

sajjad is mogging me

[echo obsidian]

what do i do if sajjad looks mogs me

[scenic oyster]

u gotta offermog

[neat hemlock]

wow sajjad was genuinely

amazon freshman

im getting fucking gapped

[mint quest]

anyone had a chinese interviewer for tesla

[neat hemlock]

im a freshman at a subtech school

hence i am mogged

this is so tragic

amazon

lol

[true orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZdj_Caa2vQ

me irl

[neat hemlock]

mogged by true oreo data structures king

[dawn valve]

bro got zon and joined the larp crew

[neat hemlock]

?

i didnt even mention it

dudes just be saying anything

muy is my goat

orz

[vivid stirrup]

Cringe

[true orbit]

renege zon and u can get 5r too

[neat hemlock]

truth nuke

[dawn valve]

this server doesn’t mean that much 💀

[earnest rock]

this probably the real answer unfortunately

[neat hemlock]

baxate vs ayman

for all the marbles

[true orbit]

baxate does get a lot of hate though

at least here

[vivid stirrup]

This server is OD tapped in

[neat hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437457332425457774/1446222351388905472/caption.gif

[vivid stirrup]

He could probably get a zon proc in a couple weeks if he lived in this server

[feral summit]

What did you wear? I’m thinking about suiting up ngl

[dawn valve]

Good idea

[tranquil sand]

nobody else wore formalwear

I literally swapped out of my dress shoes

pre int

[earnest rock]

wait was ayman the guy baxate made the video about cuz of the ai generated image

[neat hemlock]

✅

[tranquil sand]

bro I arrived before the candidate who was interviewing in the hour slot before me

[earnest rock]

holy fuck

[feral summit]

Cooked

[tranquil sand]

homegirl was 12 minutes late to her interview and the intver thought I was the candidate LOL

[earnest rock]

@unique robin ur a legend for that

[tranquil sand]

I'm like "yeahh no I'm here an hour early"

[feral summit]

Is this at Seattle

[vivid stirrup]

Where can I find this

[earnest rock]

idk somewhere on reels

[true orbit]

wait zon si in person now?

[tranquil sand]

yes

[true orbit]

yes lmao

[tranquil sand]

team or maybe loc dependent

idk

some ppl were irl some ppl were virtual

irl is tiring but I get free food tho

I'm so exhausted I had a flight last night and I got another one tn

🥀

[vivid stirrup]

Just wanna say yall da goats

We’re all gmi

[mint quest]

yo

anyone had a tesla ml typa interview

if so dm me please

[noble lion]

How to get Tesla interview

[mint quest]

have attractive linkedin pfp

[dawn valve]

55 applications min

[sturdy pecan]

kanucool

[dark bane]

thats the trick to getting meta and pinterest

[noble lion]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-lock-smile-gif-7496152641918948634

I'll just cold email...

[true orbit]

u gotta be hot to email

[proud mauve]

His pfp is hot af 🥵

[earnest rock]

dude its genuinely not even funny being good looking actually helps you land offers

like everyone in here joking but it actually matters

[mint quest]

yea but if you get like a nerdy ahh interviewer then it would work against you

cuz he will feel threatened and intimidated

[earnest rock]

not if they think ur hot

they can be gay

[proud mauve]

Pinterest I can understand but why Meta tho 🤔

[dark bane]

everyone knows meta has the most moggiest engineers out of all faangs

[mint quest]

not yet

i dont work there

[proud mauve]

Actually 🤔

What makes ppl think so tho

[dawn valve]

Me

[proud mauve]

🤩

[true orbit]

which company has the ugliest swes

[mint quest]

zon

[dark bane]

zon bro

[lucid apex]

fr

[lusty escarp]

has anyone had aquatic qr intern process

[frank hornet]

time to start looksmaxxing for meta

[mint quest]

6 months of peptides and forget

[proud mauve]

👍

@noble lion can give you advice on this

[dark bane]

try to look as close to this as you can
this is the pinnacle of beauty

[noble lion]

Look at an angle to the right of the camera as if you're thinking deeply about something

[neat hemlock]

holy fuck

is his philtrum edited

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-detailed-anime-skull-crashout-gif-1892282273021983930

[earnest rock]

should i hop on reta

[swift lily]

Hi guys

I worked hard today

[dawn valve]

Congra

[dark bane]

i slept hard today

[swift moat]

i lazed hard today

[swift lily]

There will be a layoff soon apparently

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/snoring-patrick-spongebob-squarepants-sleep-gif-5336815

[mellow saffron]

i’m jealous

[proud mauve]

I goon hard today

[dark bane]

u wont need to worry about that

[swift lily]

Why

[proud mauve]

Why am I tiger 22

What does this even mean

[dark bane]

secret

[swift lily]

Cause I'm beautiful

I'm handsome swe

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/beso-gif-7092336358313771696

[unique robin]

hiiiiiiiiii

[swift lily]

What is Codex2

[unique robin]

https://tenor.com/view/ramcharan-rrr-movie-charan-alia-ramcharan-ram-gif-25281286

[proud mauve]

What is the lore behind this bro 😭

[unique robin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/miau-golden--k01KPYHW4BQX3BS77A56P5SG17P

[hidden glacier]

hi

[tranquil sand]

You get to receive headpats now gj

👍

[proud mauve]

Yo how can I become gmi like you

[tranquil sand]

We don't know if I'm gmi till I get my Zon decision

[proud mauve]

DIdn't you already get GitHub

[crystal pendant]

god im so excited to check twitter

[tranquil sand]

Yes

[mint quest]

GitHub > zon

[proud mauve]

Ye you're gmi bro

[mint quest]

GitHub is like Microsoft bro

[proud mauve]

I think Zon >

[mint quest]

You’re so chilling

[proud mauve]

For resume value

[mint quest]

Ig

tomorrow will decide if I’m gmi or not

[tranquil sand]

I think gmi is an odd state because 2 months ago I was so doomer. I went a few months 0 interviews and it was heartbreaking. And then I got c1 and gh around the same time.

[mint quest]

🥀

[tranquil sand]

Almost everyone would disagree with you

[mint quest]

I think GitHub is tuff

[tranquil sand]

One cuz it's remote two because it has 0 RO

[echo obsidian]

github doesnt even have 2 9s of uptime

[rotund shuttle]

microsoft is .85 zon

[tranquil sand]

Last cohort did not get a single ro lmaooo

[mint quest]

R you ‘27

[opal needle]

github doesnt mog zon

unfortunately

[tranquil sand]

GH is tuff but unfortunately no RO and remote means it's rough imo

[mint quest]

naw ik what else does tho

[tranquil sand]

Yes

[mint quest]

https://tenor.com/view/home-alone-when-shes-alone-tesla-jump-im-coming-gif-16164614

[mint quest]

oh shit

why did u pick GitHub over c1

If you care abt ro

Doesn’t c1 give ro

[rotund shuttle]

cause u would be working at c1 ft

[mint quest]

Yea with GitHub wouldn’t you be working nowhere ft

If that’s the case

[tranquil sand]

I signed both

I was gonna decline gh

Until Zon appeared in my inbox

[opal needle]

c1 is tuff

[mint quest]

fall?

Is zon fall

[tranquil sand]

GH c1 I gotta choose between for summer and Zon is fall

[mint quest]

oh shit

Is it zon robotics

[tranquil sand]

Aws

[mint quest]

Lowk you’re more gmi than me

so that’s good

[tranquil sand]

It depends on if I get Zon

[mint quest]

😂😂😂

[tranquil sand]

Ngl the new grad market bouta toast my ass

Gl

[mint quest]

Tesla ro 😂

[tranquil sand]

I'm literally dying rn from sleep deprivation

Heading back to uni

From Seattle

[mint quest]

type shit

[tranquil sand]

Cuz I had my intv today

[mint quest]

For zon

?

[tranquil sand]

Yes

[mint quest]

It was in person

Was it chiller

[tranquil sand]

Yes

[mint quest]

How’d it go

Did you get it on lock

[tranquil sand]

I was 2 for 2 on technicals and I could answer the behaviorals but I was lowk stumbling

[mint quest]

oh shit

[tranquil sand]

And I was repeating myself for some of the followups

[mint quest]

Think you got it

They really care abt technicals

[tranquil sand]

I think my stories for behav was good overall but yeah

[mint quest]

Idt they care abt behavioral as much

[tranquil sand]

I gave them a live preview lmaoo

[mint quest]

wait that’s so tuff

[tranquil sand]

I was talking abt smth and I just said "do u wanna see a demo" so I fucking spun up the software to demonstrate while talking through my architectural decisions

We've been through this a dozen times lmao ts is a contract violation

Maybe if my name was Kevin Quo Zhao I could do both

But I don't mog like that

[echo obsidian]

peptides

[tranquil sand]

Will peptides get me Google Ng offer w 260k TC

[wide sorrel]

Yes

[proud mauve]

It's actually hard to get better res value than Zon I think

[tranquil sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1495362775634018445/1495362794265116894/RionaFreaky.gif

[proud mauve]

Prob a few quant and big tech

Like no more than 15 of them

[tranquil sand]

All of FAANG, quant, and AI, but ye Zon is p high up there

[proud mauve]

Not all quant tbh

[opal needle]

zon hella high yeah

idt i can name 30 companies better than zon

maybe 20

MAYBE

[tranquil sand]

Isn't all quant like 600k TC

For Ng

[balmy bolt]

no only t1

[tranquil sand]

I can
Capital One
Capital Two
Capital Three
...

[opal needle]

shitty quants pay like < 250k

i think

[proud mauve]

Nah I doubt 😭

[balmy bolt]

2s is like mid 300s

[opal needle]

deadass?

poverty quant wtf

[urban ore]

nah

capital one quant is like mid 400s

[mint quest]

wow bro damn id hate to get paid 240k

[urban ore]

ong ts would pmo

[mint quest]

damn bro someone give me that much

[balmy bolt]

wish i could get any job tbh...

[tranquil sand]

Wait does C1 deadahh have a quant division or smth

[urban ore]

idts

they have risk maybe 😭

[balmy bolt]

they have "quant analyst" positions

[opal needle]

i maen

this is true if quant

if not quant its a great salary

does janitor at js salarymog weakest cs major

[urban ore]

weakest cs major is prob a janitor at js

[proud mauve]

Ye lowk getting Zon as an underclassman can change your early career

[tranquil sand]

Janitor at JS salary mogs Mark Zuckerberg

[hidden shuttle]

Still alot of rng, know prev zon who only got 2 procs

[tranquil sand]

For Ng or for intern round 2

[proud mauve]

That's crazy

[urban ore]

zon + good school = every proc in the world

[hidden shuttle]

Intern

[tranquil sand]

🥀🥀

[proud mauve]

Would u say Zon + Purdue = every proc

[opal needle]

nah

[urban ore]

i said good school

[tranquil sand]

Zon + MIT every proc

[echo obsidian]

Holy gmi railgun

[opal needle]

😂

[proud mauve]

Ye that's true lol

[urban ore]

nah jk

purdue prob good enough

[proud mauve]

That's why I'm not too upset about not getting Zon

[opal needle]

it did for my friends

yeah

[proud mauve]

Cause Zon won't save my ngmi career

[echo obsidian]

zon + purdue i knew u were gmi

[queen vortex]

Wells fargo quant

[proud mauve]

The thing is I didn't get Zon

[hidden bone]

zon + any t50 getting u good procs

[echo obsidian]

wfaang

[tranquil sand]

Banks mog quant

[queen vortex]

Whats a t1 frontend shop

[opal needle]

frontend at jane street

[queen vortex]

Bro who accessing that

[echo obsidian]

airbnv

airbnb

[queen vortex]

Hmm

[hidden shuttle]

Does c1 pass most resume screens?

[urban ore]

prob GCP

since its a AWS wrapper

[queen vortex]

Gcp ui is so dogg

They have a bajilian navbars

[urban ore]

all they do is the ai

uii

ui

[echo obsidian]

google mogs cuz they have juliana

[urban ore]

real

😭

[opal needle]

vro

😭

[queen vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[opal needle]

if u want juliana

[echo obsidian]

banana

[opal needle]

u need to get into google

lock in

[proud mauve]

What screen does no prev pass

[urban ore]

whats mk

[proud mauve]

Who is this

[echo obsidian]

Todd

[opal needle]

google event recruiter

yesterday

[urban ore]

does he know ?

[echo obsidian]

yes

[urban ore]

she got connections disabled on linkedin 😭

i didint even know you can do that

[echo obsidian]

She got too much aura

[proud mauve]

Is emailing recruiter the strat

[queen vortex]

I think u unlock it after a number if followers

[echo obsidian]

Someone should try to rizz thru recruiter emails

[opal needle]

who tf found her linkedin dawg

mfs are not lcoked in

[undone mirage]

its not hard 😭

she's like the first search

result

[frank hornet]

c1 + purdue = every proc

[queen vortex]

This is true

Purdue is auto proc ngl

[mint quest]

some of these recruiters are bad asf

[urban ore]

unironically will get u optiver proc

[queen vortex]

Jeff!

[mint quest]

😹

[proud mauve]

I need to lock in for Optiver 💀

[mint quest]

Jeff bro 🥀

[frank hornet]

bro thinks he's going to c1 this summer

[hidden shuttle]

C1 + uoft?

[frank hornet]

yes

[mint quest]

bro I’m bending over

Rn

wtf

[queen vortex]

Two birds 1 jeff

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-server-stupid-stupid-fucking-me-watching-this-stupid-fucking-channel-gif-3516025817005126973

[queen vortex]

Whoa tiger -1

[proud mauve]

Doesn't Optiver don't do res screen 😭

If it does then gg fmcl

[queen vortex]

Can i see ur res

I been tryna fix mine too

[frank hornet]

i heard they res screen after behavioral phone screen

[proud mauve]

It's in resume and no chill

[proud mauve]

😳

Gg

[frank hornet]

railgun's resume is in the resume channel

and he's gmi

[tranquil sand]

I prob have an older version of my res in there somewhere

[urban ore]

ye

lol

[proud mauve]

Bro is larping for other ppl 💀

[urban ore]

nice larp bro

[queen vortex]

Yo so is meta gonna hire next cycle

[urban ore]

i saw ur offer letter

[queen vortex]

Anyone here close to zuck?

[proud mauve]

Where 😭

[urban ore]

why do u think they layed people off

[tranquil sand]

Zuckerberg is my father

[urban ore]

its to increase hc for US

?

@proud mauve

[tranquil sand]

This gotta be some kind of ragebait lmaoooo

[urban ore]

is here

[proud mauve]

💀

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-come-here-gif-14280244

[queen vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998781935469985822/1480384269208649951/caption.webp

[proud mauve]

Brother

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998781935469985822/1480384269208649951/caption.webp

[urban ore]

what happened to that guy

the watermellon guy

[queen vortex]

Who

[urban ore]

he would spam that gif

than delete

[queen vortex]

Big melon?

He still here

[urban ore]

ye

[frank hornet]

no need to be humble bro

[urban ore]

my goat

[queen vortex]

Big melon helped me get a job ngl

[urban ore]

@proud mauve what are u incoming anyway

i have no clue

[queen vortex]

Otherwise i wouldve been cooked

[urban ore]

orz

[urban ore]

ye same

he gave me hella alpha

[echo obsidian]

isnt railgun inc js

or some quant

[urban ore]

that was last cycle

[proud mauve]

😭

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437457332425457774/1476789995426807828/g.webp

[queen vortex]

Railgun im gonna dm u 5 years from now for a referral

Be prepared.

[proud mauve]

Referral to a company in Vietnam?

Sure buddy

[frank hornet]

you're gonna open up js operations in vietnam?

orz

[proud mauve]

💀

Vietnam stock market is actually cooked tho

I'm not sure if JS can profit there

I tried to trade in Vietnam bro

[echo obsidian]

hes going to do the india thing

[queen vortex]

mi goreng futures trading

[proud mauve]

I had a stock that was doing so well

[echo obsidian]

and manipukate the market for jane street

[proud mauve]

Then the founder of that company got arrested a went to jail 🤡

[queen vortex]

Whats a good viet stock?

[proud mauve]

I'd say MWG is very stable

At least when I was still holding it

[urban ore]

orz

[queen vortex]

I ordered 3

U can have 1 of minr burp

[urban ore]

oh maybe

[urban ore]

how did u order then

oh wait u got the link too

[queen vortex]

I uh ..lied

[urban ore]

...

[gentle flax]

is it ok if my resume is not in chronological order

[queen vortex]

...

[mint quest]

have u guys ever been asked sql

during interview

if so is ts like coderpad

[queen vortex]

Ye

[opal needle]

yes

[mint quest]

how were you asked

like coderpad or just verbal

[opal needle]

verbal

[mint quest]

left join

right join

[opal needle]

nah

it was llm pilled question

[queen vortex]

Like query opt

[mint quest]

how so

bro query optimization i deadass dont know sql

[queen vortex]

Just start saying shit

[echo obsidian]

you gotta do the thing

with the trees

i forgot

[gentle flax]

so its cool if i have 2 prev internships and another school thing, but i wanna put the internships before the school thing even tho it chronologically doesnt work

[queen vortex]

Trees and numbers ye

[echo obsidian]

yeah u like draw out the tree

and then you put indexes

[queen vortex]

The ra plan?

[echo obsidian]

prolly shoulda paid more attention in my db class

the query tree or wtv

then you can find like the points where u can optimzie and cut shit out

[opal needle]

basically how would i make an LLM faster / more efficient, what db operations would i make

cant say

its a big company

😂

[echo obsidian]

its an inner join on R and P with the primary key

and then you do a projection

theres like some shii where like the dbms optimizes the order or smthing

idk im too chud to pay attention

[proud mauve]

Was this the reason they rejected me

[steel wind]

guys for my swe internship interview at zon, i had a sdm and a senior swe and the sdm literally said he doesnt even know if he can have interns for the team and that everyone interviews for a geenral pool??

and im like huh

i thought it was teammatched first

[mint quest]

bro just be like reduce the number of selects and start using joins

idk

[balmy bolt]

like data deduplication/sparsity?

[mint quest]

im gonna spam some sql query stuff at around 4 am

[balmy bolt]

idk ml

or sql

or swe

[mint quest]

until then i need to study uhhh ml deploy a project and make sure im not larping on resume at all

lowk i normally dont larp on resume but its been so long since one of my experiences that i lowk forgot the technical jargon

[balmy bolt]

its fine the only command u need is DROP TABLE

[opal needle]

yeah this was the answer

[mint quest]

its like 3 bullets but i know for a fact they gonna ask ts

[balmy bolt]

what does that mean

[opal needle]

baically u reduce the number of columns by joining them together

[olive heron]

[opal needle]

so the database table is smaller

and less searching for the agent

that was the optimization

[balmy bolt]

oh i thought it was for training

[opal needle]

mb yeah i wasnt clear

its basically LLM will answer questions using db as context

[balmy bolt]

rag?

either, just need a job tbh

who knows when mcdonald start fall recruiting

gg

[crystal pendant]

bandyboyy

[heavy jay]

WHAT IS OPEN FOR 2027

[steel wind]

My inbox 🙏🏻

[mint quest]

larping a girl to get alpha

nice one

[foggy fern]

yo free james

[hidden shuttle]

@narrow sierra accenture or ericsson, my friends asking

[echo obsidian]

Mcdonalds alr done recruiting

Ur fried

might have to go to arbys

[balmy bolt]

yo that's highk method tho

i larp ltn to get alpha

[craggy summit]

chud boy

[balmy bolt]

in reality im sub3

[balmy bolt]

hello

[dark bane]

brotal

[mint quest]

ascend to mtn within 6 months then apply to meta

ez job

[foggy fern]

yo free james

[dark bane]

meta requires htn minimum

[undone mirage]

did he get banned again

[gritty breach]

wtf is mtn and htn

[nova oak]

If you do get an internship, I highly recommend to watch this: https://youtu.be/P38GKO5b81M

[undone mirage]

is this your channel bor

[wide sorrel]

is that why they layoff so much

they become fat and fall from htn

[dark bane]

ye gotta layoff sub 5

[undone mirage]

wait who

what's the reddit posts though

[opal needle]

mfs talk abt getting internships but never doing well at them

[undone mirage]

oh wow gpt 5.5 is out

yippee

[dawn valve]

Just code bro

[proud mauve]

Do you vibecode your projects

[undone mirage]

now i do

i obviously try to think about what features i want and how i want them shaped etc

but then i just let it do its thing

future prompt engineer

[proud mauve]

Do you put vibecoded projects on resume

💀

Cause I made one recently and lowk I don't understand the code

[undone mirage]

borther..........

l promprt engineer

^^

i tend to think these days

no one gaf

about that

its just ats filler

maybe if its super cool and has like

[dawn valve]

[undone mirage]

a gajillion users

[dawn valve]

Projects matter bro

[undone mirage]

they really don't

well sure they do

if u dont have exp

[dawn valve]

they r really good for behaviourals

[undone mirage]

but after you get some

that's all that really matters

[undone mirage]

make stuff up

[dawn valve]

hard to keep up with when getting grilled

Unless ur like a ranked larper

[undone mirage]

how come

if its a behavorial they aren't really digging too deep into technical depth

[dawn valve]

🤔true I guess

[undone mirage]

atp you just mean technical rounds

[dawn valve]

Sometimes they do tho

[undone mirage]

where its a resume grill type thing

[dawn valve]

Happened to me

[undone mirage]

they can

i guess

[dawn valve]

I remember kin had to show his repo😭

[undone mirage]

poor kin

he going to the big s

i told him the s was good

then he made a xenophobic comment

😂

^^

school taem projects

hackathons

prev internships

[wise eagle]

Guys

[undone mirage]

you'd talk about any of these b4 you ever talk about your projects

[wise eagle]

I want retirement

[undone mirage]

the grind never stops

wait

holy larp

this guys larping that as if he got an apple swe internship

[wise eagle]

Wait

Does it actually show u worked for apple

Omd

Method

[undone mirage]

nah i respecti t

its jsut a crazy amount of larp

[undone mirage]

that's some amount of zons

for sure

i respect the grind

he'll make it

nono

the phone type of s

that's like 2/3rds of an internship

recently i realized people in like

london who are swes make like

40k pounds a year

idk how they live

and then we got people over here saying 200k isn't much

[opal needle]

it isnt!

in vhcol areas

[undone mirage]

isn't london hcol

[opal needle]

i have 0 bands

currently

[opal needle]

nah but their healthcare free n shit

so it lowk like balances out

[undone mirage]

its not even too much of a difference

[undone mirage]

icl i can't remember the last time i went to a doctor

[nova oak]

paid course? I don't have a paid course on that channel

[undone mirage]

could be a coincidence but matches up pretty well

[nova oak]

that was an old venture lmfao

need to delete that shi

[gritty breach]

It’s your channel isn’t it?

[nova oak]

you know its funny because I got more views from going through coding courses lmao

I was past 2 summers

about to graduate

[nova oak]

ofc bro

[gritty breach]

I respect the grind

[nova oak]

every other swe career youtuber gives shitty advice imo

not practical

[gritty breach]

The larp that you’re recommending smth and it’s actually secretly you is funny tho 💀

[undone mirage]

you all give bland blanket advice

💀

[gritty breach]

How is your advice better than others tho

Just asking no judgement

[nova oak]

most of them lived in the 2020/2021 market

[gritty breach]

Tbh any YouTube video about cs career advice is kinda shit cause what you should be doing is such a personal decision, not a one-size-fits-all roadmap

[nova oak]

you could apply to 10 companies and get 8 offers lmao

[gritty breach]

If you just copy what worked for someone else you might just end up cooking yourself

[nova oak]

you could pick your nose and pass technical interview

you see the conditions now

yeah vz was so fun

we worked with starlink terminals

since vz is the middleman

my team handled the data part of it

building out the software and dashboards to have client track data and installations

allat

[nova oak]

its not but some people are truly clueless yk. Freshman year I had 0 idea wtf I was doing bro, didn;t even know what an internship was 💀

elong company

[solid portal]

holy shit okbus

thats so funny

[undone mirage]

who are you kicking @solid portal

[foggy fern]

@solid portal yo free james

[nova oak]

btw @devout nest @gritty breach @crimson wagon @undone mirage if you guys have any questions about internships lmk

fulltime I cant speak on much yet

but internships igu

[foggy fern]

yo free james

[nova oak]

there is no tldr lol

its a long and painful journey brother

nah you gotta do a tiktok dance for it

for verizon look for refferals

[undone mirage]

in life look for referrals

[foggy fern]

@solid portal yo yeema

yeema why you fading my shit

i will fight you

[nova oak]

legit dm people on linkedin who works at verizon and they will refer you

everyone there is so nice for some reason

[undone mirage]

goes fore very company

jsut spam connections

and cold dm

[nova oak]

idk bruh faang people are gatekeepers

for good reason but idk

[undone mirage]

ayman the goat

[undone mirage]

nah

got google and blox referrals from randoms

just a hit and miss

[nova oak]

how'd that go for you

[undone mirage]

i failed both

blox at final

google at first

sorry bru i gotta stop the botting

🥀

can ppl vote fr.....

i cant have amazon be artificially pumped up to 1st again

[nova oak]

goodluck big dawg

[wise eagle]

How do I down vote Amazon by a lot

Evil org

[undone mirage]

you'll get it one day bigman

[undone mirage]

goodluck on what i failed

😭

[nova oak]

ohh I thought that was current

[undone mirage]

nah final round rejection

[nova oak]

that shit hurts

happened to me at apple

for fulltime

[undone mirage]

ill make it one day.

if i tlak in this chat enough

it'll manifest

and i'll make it to the big blox

[nova oak]

fk zon

why do people still apply there

[dawn valve]

Zon saves lives

That’s why

[scenic oyster]

@undone mirage is the website elo based

like does it take into account ordering of matchups like elo system

or is it agnostic of order

[gritty breach]

Amazon is 1 whole zon

That’s p based tbh

[undone mirage]

yes

[sullen finch]

Now why is hugging face that damn high

[undone mirage]

takes into account elo

[sullen finch]

L formula

[undone mirage]

and bigger upsets have bigger swings

in elo

[scenic oyster]

u gotta change elo not good

[nova oak]

everytime I hear zon I think of sweaty delivery drivers and 16,000 layoffs

[scenic oyster]

cuz it messes with actual rankings

[undone mirage]

cause it only has 8 reviews on blind 😭

[undone mirage]

wdym? elo has its own ranking board

[sullen finch]

🫩

[undone mirage]

there's an elo board

[sullen finch]

Ban outliers

[undone mirage]

and a board based off blind ranking

[undone mirage]

what does this mean

[gritty breach]

AWS is p good

[undone mirage]

how do you differentiate an outlier from an actual differing opinion 😂

[sullen finch]

Just cut stuff with skewed reviews lol

[undone mirage]

oh

[sullen finch]

No companies

[gritty breach]

• you get 200k TC

so you can’t complain

[undone mirage]

so you want me to cut those without recent reviews?

[gritty breach]

It’s p solid

[undone mirage]

that'd be weird

[nova oak]

true

[gritty breach]

WLB and job security might be ass

[undone mirage]

cause hugging face is kinda prestigious...

[nova oak]

how is your search going

[gritty breach]

But it’s a good first job

[sullen finch]

No like <20 reviews

[gritty breach]

Inc zon

[undone mirage]

hugging face has 8 though

[sullen finch]

But I’m not gonna tell you how to run your website

[gritty breach]

LOL

[undone mirage]

and it's reputable

[nova oak]

what does this mean bro

[undone mirage]

idk ther'es no good amount

cause reviews are just based on employee numbers

[gritty breach]

Interning at zon this summer

[undone mirage]

for example anthropic is super popular

[gritty breach]

AWS

[undone mirage]

and only has 39 reviews

[nova oak]

.

LMAO

[gritty breach]

So yea my take is absolutely unbiased

[scenic oyster]

idk what type of elo system ur using but normal elo takes order of matchups into consideration

[nova oak]

brother its gonna be a dice roll everyday if you go fulltime

[scenic oyster]

which causes some issues

[gritty breach]

Idrc I’m planning to pivot fast

[nova oak]

leverage it for a better company

or safer ig

[gritty breach]

Or use RO as leverage if I get a better offer

[nova oak]

good job solider

[undone mirage]

how do you mean?

[undone mirage]

what if you find out your team is one of the rare few good teams

[noble lion]

Just remove IBM bro

[undone mirage]

where promotions are frequent

[undone mirage]

why remove the big i....

i wonder how many ibm hired this summer

[gritty breach]

Still gonna pivot, I might wait until I get SDE II if it’s gonna be fast

[undone mirage]

i might chill for like a year

[noble lion]

Wait Im on the site I don't see any hugging face near the top

[undone mirage]

then start applying

if i get ro

[undone mirage]

hes talking about the blind rankings

[noble lion]

Zon pips within 3 months

[nova oak]

@devout nest give me tips to blow up on yt

[noble lion]

Maybe hugging face is a good place to work

Idk what they even do ngl

[undone mirage]

i mean yea it is

they're jsut like

a site where you share different addons for models

[noble lion]

Slop slop slop sahur

[nova oak]

using cod mobile gameplay? 💀

[undone mirage]

its actually quite advanced on there

im giving a horrible explanation

[undone mirage]

u need to make a DIML as a FAANG engineer

and spam apple logos on the thumbnail

[nova oak]

motivational

content

[undone mirage]

or you can make ai slop shorts

basically regurgitating what everyone else says on tiktok

[nova oak]

nah I'm genuinely trying to help people on there

[scenic oyster]

elo is path dependent so when the matchups happen it can affect the rating, but theres other ways to model matchups that dont account for this

[nova oak]

hmm live resume review might be good

okay thanks

[undone mirage]

oh i thikn i know what ou mean

[scenic oyster]

but like companies dont learn or change that fast so it should be static

[undone mirage]

my matchup system right now is just based on population

and elo changes according to the elo both parties have

its not a elo based matchup system

so if you add a new company

it'll be featured a lot more

in the matchups

[scenic oyster]

i see then i dont think what i said applies

[undone mirage]

anyone whos below faang

most people*

idk man...

when i started to get serious

i seriously said at one point

"i want to work at amazon"

cause i saw some video n yt that was ilke

diml as swe @ amz

dont hate 😭

i had to lock in junior year

[nova oak]

yk that sh is all bs

[undone mirage]

we will all make it

[mellow saffron]

zon pretty tuff

warped perception here

[nova oak]

1% you are bubbly and 99% of the time you are depressed

[undone mirage]

zon overhate

[mellow saffron]

too many smart people

let’s reduce the number of smart people

[dawn valve]

Zon gon just fire u doe

[scenic oyster]

zon should only be hated for wlb

[undone mirage]

too many people above zon + too many people rejected by zon seeing other people get zon offers

[dawn valve]

even ngmis like medon’t like zon

[mellow saffron]

it’s got problems but it’s not horrendous like this server makes it out to be

[sullen finch]

😭

[noble lion]

W snap

W crodie

[mellow saffron]

snap la prolly got hella baddies

[undone mirage]

snaps good

[sullen finch]

Snap not that good

[undone mirage]

they pay hella good

[noble lion]

Site needs more votes

There's a lot of 3/0s rn

[sullen finch]

Hella good late

[undone mirage]

double on the next level

[sullen finch]

Lay people off

[undone mirage]

is it a pip factory

[scenic oyster]

can you add my ngmi company

[undone mirage]

you can add it yourself

if it has a blind page

[scenic oyster]

oh is there a request

ok

[undone mirage]

@noble lion why do you hate on zon

aren't u inc zon

traitor

drink the kool aid

[dawn valve]

[gritty breach]

lol I have Kanu blocked I’m ngl

Out of sight out of mind ahh

[dawn valve]

why

[gritty breach]

Grating

[dawn valve]

😭

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/this-slander-is-so-good-one-piece-slander-yuta-okkotsu-jjk-gif-1838148331228807527

[scenic oyster]

fake news

[noble lion]

Nah it's true

My question was find the first 1 in an array of 1s and 0s

[sullen finch]

It wasn’t even in contention with snow for my choices so idk if I’d say that

[scenic oyster]

they didnt even give interview man

[dawn valve]

The news is fake asfffff

[undone mirage]

if i didn't know they were a pip factory

[dawn valve]

rng ahh proc

[undone mirage]

i would've considered it

their pay is better than most faangs

[sullen finch]

That’s senior

Entry is kinda mid

[undone mirage]

l4 is senior?

isn't it equivalent to amazon l5

[sullen finch]

No like senior pay is when it gets good

[undone mirage]

l4 is quite good too

[noble lion]

How to get snowflake proc?

[sullen finch]

Trade me alpha that’s how

[undone mirage]

40k more than googles l4

[sullen finch]

I kinda have fomo for not doing snap Santa Monica

[placid brook]

getting a job these days is like making my claude agents work agains yours and see who wins

[sullen finch]

That does sound fun

[dawn valve]

What companies are those

[undone mirage]

google : snap

[scenic oyster]

santa monica traffic is so bad though

[echo obsidian]

yeah but then u gotta consider what the stock is

[undone mirage]

i haven't advanced to the ai applying of jobs yet

[echo obsidian]

💀

[scenic oyster]

u will be commuting for 3 hours

[noble lion]

Crodie

What's the tactic

[undone mirage]

i dont think it matters

you're paid x amount in stocks

which means u get x amount

[sullen finch]

Well that’s face value on the stock which hasn’t been accurate since 2021 lol

[echo obsidian]

no because it depreciates

[placid brook]

claude can tailor resumes with the snap of a finger it's insane

[sullen finch]

So realistically below Google

[echo obsidian]

the TC is realistically below google because it keeps going down lol

[sullen finch]

🤷

Glhf

[noble lion]

Bro ...

[echo obsidian]

wdym you don't like sitting on the 405 all day?

[placid brook]

yeah bro it's claude

they're insane

[scenic oyster]

no i love sitting on the 405 all day

[gritty breach]

Yea. Smartest personal finance decision is to just sell your RSU’s instantly anyway lol. I don’t know why people care that much about stock price of a company they’re working at. Their compensation won’t be affected if they play it smart financially

[wise eagle]

whys snaps stock so down

[placid brook]

it's like making claude tailor something for another AI (ats) while still asking it to make it look impressive to a human recruiter

[wise eagle]

ngl might be a good buy

if there doing work

[sullen finch]

😭

[scenic oyster]

i love i10 and i5

[echo obsidian]

tbf the 405 is better than the 5

[sullen finch]

Snap a good buy

[wise eagle]

heard there ar tech is goated

[echo obsidian]

5 is a terroist freeway

[undone mirage]

the resumes are usually kinda badly written tbh

[placid brook]

put ur resume on it rn and then put a JD and see the output, don't wanna share my resume honestly

[scenic oyster]

facts

[swift crypt]

Your group is on a 5 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @brazen magnet @noble lion @proud mauve @wind sparrow @broken ibex @swift moat
5/6: @urban ore @dawn valve
6/6: @undone mirage @open nova
X/6: @plucky ocean

[scenic oyster]

i love when i get to the 5 and 14 split

traffic is gone

[gritty breach]

Yea any human reader will cringe at how it writes resume bullets

[swift crypt]

tiger 9 and 2 others were playing

[sullen finch]

@undone mirage ya honestly snap comp is lower than google consistent over past like 4 years

[undone mirage]

@noble lion ill beat you

[echo obsidian]

bro i have to take the 405 -> 605 -> 5 -> 710 -> 10 to get to my girlfriends house

[undone mirage]

waht hte fuck.

bro got 2

[dawn valve]

Don’t u have to wait til like it vests

[echo obsidian]

the 5 is always where the traffic is

[dawn valve]

Idk what that means

[scenic oyster]

commute of doom and despair

[swift crypt]

SoftLocked and nyxy were playing

[dawn valve]

But people say it a lot

[undone mirage]

AHAHAHAHAH

FUCK YOU

if kanu beats me

he's cheating

[undone mirage]

where'd you get their recent tc?

[sullen finch]

I’m looking at levels but factoring stock depreciation

[undone mirage]

isn't it usually

we give you x amount of dollars in stock

[foggy fern]

anyone got alpha

[undone mirage]

not x stocks

[sullen finch]

It’s fair market value of x amount of dollars

[echo obsidian]

you get x amountfor that year yeah

then by the time it vest its like down no

[undone mirage]

i will havem y friend gpt research

[sullen finch]

I mean we can tell you rn

[noble lion]

I'm doomed

[sullen finch]

Stock goes down during your vest = lower tc

[gritty breach]

I’m pretty sure you get the amount of stock that would equate to the $ equity you were promised in your contract

[dawn valve]

Brooo I almost hit the two shot of hope and prosperity after all gray wtf

[gritty breach]

But I could be wrong

Idk

[sullen finch]

Which is what all of snap is getting hit by

[gritty breach]

Lemme ask Gemini

lol

[undone mirage]

and snap has basically been stable

for the past

2-3 years in stock price

[sullen finch]

?????

???????????????

[echo obsidian]

bro

zoom in

[undone mirage]

oh nvm

it really dipped this year

but before that it was pretty stable

[mellow saffron]

snap is a dying company

some interesting ml work tho

[dawn valve]

Yeah I’d wanna work at this company

[mellow saffron]

but theyre dying

[sullen finch]

It’s still been on a relatively guaranteed downward trend

[mellow saffron]

💔

[sullen finch]

So rsu’s continually losing value

[undone mirage]

i think google

[sullen finch]

So lower tc

[undone mirage]

is the only stock of all the faangs

that hasn't been on a downtrend

[mellow saffron]

u forgot apple

that shit is never on a downtrend

[undone mirage]

oh

apple too

[noble lion]

U call this stable bro

[undone mirage]

interesting

[echo obsidian]

if u account for inflation most stuff is flat

[dawn valve]

Nvidia

[undone mirage]

2023 - 2025 it sat in basically the same range

[dawn valve]

Orz

[undone mirage]

i just meant the acronym of faang

but yea nvidia orz

[echo obsidian]

BRO ZOOM IN

[gritty breach]

Ok I’m an idiot, you get the appreciated/depreciated value since you signed the contract. So yea snap stock tanking is a big L for snap comp

[foggy fern]

stocks only go up