#2027_summer
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don’t tell sudo bro
can someone drop the places that give happy endings in seattle?
but i also have no way to know about the super deep mit cs chicks getting cracked
and i dont think i care enough
i know two places
one of them is done by this guy named sinyu
Sent you a direct message.
trust me, it was a great experience
oh i was there too
Check your email.
⁉️
i highly recommend
Check your butthole.
its been 6 days since the recruiter phone screen and havent heard back. should i expect to hear back?
anyone have info on pltr final round? what should I expect
alex karp will ask u about the most efficient way to ingest ket
oh sick, so pretty similar to the Tesla proc then
too many variables to give a concrete answer
usually if the phone screen goes good you'll get set up for a next round immediately
but every company is different
ya some companies are just so pretentious like that
they are like culture checking u, u basically have to say I'd love to drop out and join pltr thats what theyre looking for
yeah i mean if that's the timeline they gave you then that's kinda an indicator
prob just didn't make it to next round but there's no telling for sure
that boy kevin 🥶
phone screens are just stupid lol
i understand why they do them, sure, but they're just dumb
basically just companies trying to seek out whoever glazes them the most
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LETS FUCKING GO BOYS
WE’RE ALL GMI
WE ARE GOING TO DOMINATE THE COMPETITION
w hopium
NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO DO LEETCODE MEDIUMS LIKE US
EVERYDAY WE WILL GRIND
LFGGGG
Sk hynix projected to give each employee 900k bonus next yr 😭
@unique robin wheres our bonus
where'd they release?
on their website
Yall refresh every hour or something
😭
nah i just did my daily linkedin search
opening this early is crazy
mfs cant even add resume bullet points for their incoming
I guess that’s what Peter A does.
is the proc still rec screen -> tech -> decomp + learning -> hm?
POV: Peter A when he sees Peter B
Just got JS for 2027 lesgo
if so i think the last round isn’t guaranteed to be lc the tech part can be anything
peter B has more aura
email? im talking about a Juicy Steak
ok we’re on the same timeline then
mythra is part of the big p
hm round can have any tech (usually a lc or decomp) but learning has happened
i am not
if i was then i would know the proc wouldn’t i
Is it worth applying to sig
i'm applying
muys gonna get it
Dm (dm (dm))

if my ibm interview was only like 25 mins long does that mean its chopped
its ibm youll prolly pass
Do u guys wait until you find out ur team to renege offers?
as long as u werent saying some fucked shit
Maybe he’s just a non target race
😭
is a target race dei, Asian, or white?
depends on team
lol
generally the target race is autistic though
what does this even mean😭
"neurodiverse"
You're orz bro
Combinatorics and probability are like my worst areas
Fmcl
ts is not easy😭
I learned combinatorics in middle school
this like when ppl say math is easy and then only do algebra
Bro what
"Stars and Bars" refers to the first official national flag of the Confederate States of America
When did you take calculus
bro doesnt even know stars and bars
I was eating a bowl of cereal when i was 12 and was like, woah how many unique bowls of cereal can i get
then i invented permutrations and combinations
Bro is combinatorics larping this is incredible
This is what I expect out of cscd
Yea u are
They will ask you about what achievements you have done at the age of 12
if you dont hasve something like that ur cooked
I also derived black-schols in a dream when i was 16
me when they ask math questions during my math role interview
12 is a long time ago it’s usually highschool
yea i mean i knew more than that but i stopped doing math at 6 so i lowk forgot some yk
19 is larger than 16 so im more ocrrectr
Who the fuck agve you mod
quants will ask you whats the most evil thing youve done and if its not worse than a felony its auto rej
U still haven’t named one hard problem…
if u don’t have at least 11 african blood diamond mines before applying to optiver ur auto rej
No
That’s what I thought chud
anyone in proc for fortive?
0 1 2
@balmy bolt remember when we did bayesian statistics in mrs. ramsay's class in 10th grade
shit was a movie
I ant reading allat
fr slept thru all those classes ts was too light we was moving like ramanujan
No that’s an integer not a probability
Probably a few possibilities
i remember getting asked something similar from my mom
she wouldnt let me get apple juice if i didnt answer it
900
No one has answered my riddle 😡
Answer my riddle, and you shall pass the bridge!
cucumber
dumbass
Everyone knows htis
Fuck
God damnit
I thought you would say penis
You shall pass 😔
Is it possible to get hella top tier procs AND get bitches?
Or is there a trade off here
No
U think any google interns get play
bet they do
Lowkey OP build then
aura
lowkirkuenly
yo! i'm still in google TM! could you give me some advice to become a #noogler?
be better
Anybody have success changing zon intern location ?
hi, if ur not a noogler dont tell me what to do
What happen, when I’m gonna taking the PlayStation, disconnec it, and put the whole thing in your ass?
Is ripping a honey pack before a behavioral interview the move?
"how would you merge these lists in O(n) time" "Dude I want you so bad"
“I wouldn’t mind merging w u baby”
“slide me your number and you can call me in O(1) time”
Guys any tips on averaging somewhere in the 90s on zetamac/quant guide, currently averaging like 70s-80s
but how I can average 90s 😭 🙏
Not sure
Go to getcracked.io
😭
Do they even do mental math on there lol?
Idk I’m trolling
Sorry
My goal is to get to the 100s 🙏
@tulip spruce
im brown 😭😭😭
5-6 months
But not like consistently everyday...
Which I probably should be doing if I wanna get better lol
ok bet! i'll try that
most patterns register for me, it's just some I spend 1 sec on which screw me up
Maybe it's just more doing I suppose
@balmy bolt why did you delete your messages 😭
hes gonna be that guy now
gotta maintain an aura of mystery
Lol I found you on the big linkedin king 🙏
Why were you larping about your offers 😭
i’m dark and mysterious and not doxxed
what offer
<33
aws lol
that's you right?
king that's def you lol
your names on your freaking disc
nuh uh
king can you dox yourself
yea im a multi billionaire
<33
AWS -> Anthropic SWE pipeline winnable?
guys
i had my interview
for zon
and my manaher said
he aint gonna be my manager
bro said he doesnt even know f hes gonna have interns
SO ARE U NOT INTERVIEWING FOR THE TEAM
How long till Zon gets back? Intved for fall AWS, in person.
team is a broad term he could be a manager on the team but the team has multiple managers
There can be teams within teams
larp, don't you have the offer?
What
When did I say this
I have a c1 offer not a Zon offer
c1 > zon anyways
we will make it to anthropic
would u say blox is dream comapny
C1 is summer Zon is fall
just like mip.
How did it go?
I was 2/2 on the technical
I kinda stumbled on the behaviorals but I think my answers were acceptable
how were ur qs
Mediums
I had like 20 min to answer each
So I'm surprised I got it
tuff tuff
I low-key thought I was fucked on the second one cuz it was kinda tough
And I even said I was a lil stumped but I worked through it
Wait in one interview u had two questions?
He gave me time to think it through
No
I had 1 q for each
20 min for each
did you get offer
I think I had a good process of figuring the qs out
what q were they
I intved a few hours ago 🥀🥀
Mediums
I've never seen either before
but what q
U turned me into a tiger
Join me on waitlist till death
i gave u the strength
I'm fall so I think lower odds of wl (I hope)
wtf
Bro what
Idk I hope I don't jinx it 😭😭😭
Ur interviewing for fall?
No for Zon
Not blox I was rejected from blox months ago 🥀🥀
wish i got blox
That intv scarred me all season bro
me too twin
I never emotionally recovered from failed blox intv
Wish I got Google
True
Lmk when we all get the direct consideration email
What is mips bro
I'm ngl I'm prob doing GitHub if I get Zon fall
mipmaster
no
he's just a person here who has the exact same thing as you
well had
like last year
Oh lmfao
c1 summer zon fall
Was this mips guy gmi for Ng
Why GitHub
Zon fall still hypo 🥀🥀
Better res value
Idk I wanna live it up in NY but we'll see
he has another intern cycle
GitHub over c1
so who knows
man ts don’t matter
for the summer
is top 500 ranked for a brawler in brawl stars in the US high agency and high signal and horizontally deployed and mts
WE are picking c1 over gh
amazon is also 200k TC bay
c1 ro > github ro iirc
I might still do c1 then lol
This is unironically what a ton of ppl did
google is 230 bay he got it wrong 🥀
c1 might be better just bc in person
Cuz gh has like 0 RO
I know I prob would make the same choice
Agreed
Didn’t even know it was remote
I have C1 NY I might as well go to NY 🥀🥀🥀
That’s crazy
wait if u have ny
dont even bother bro
wtf
Or slide that NY lo to me 🔥🔥
fade remote
i think people view it as ideal big tech life like coinbase and airbnb but honestly it just sounds like it sucks
get nothing done remote
well depends on if u get zon lowkey
No res value either
no
i think full time remotes different
Google with no RO bonus is 230k?
like my dad is remote
How did bro do
and its chill
dont renege until u get swag bag
I'm wondering if zon + RO > G newgrad or not
but intern remote is not worth it bro
LMAO
Swagbag maxxing
My friends internship asked him to mail that shit back after renege 💀 🤣
What does this mean bro
😭 WTF
nah what company
Walmart
he was graduating in 4 years normally, but the fall internship delayed by a sem prolly
someone please slide fall
does Zon's RO bonus make it > Google (no RO bonus) in TC or nah?
i need to delay grad desperately
shoot idk
zon ro bonus is like 10k sign on or something 😂
did he mail it back
yea so probably not 🥀
lowk that 10k is funding a new PC if I get it 🙌🏾
Yeah it’s trash
where does that get applied?
like is it an actual addition to the sign on
ye
cuz isn’t the normal sign on 50k anyway
either way there’s no way zon is touching goog tc
isn’t it 65k originally?
amazon sign-on is 50k??
or did yall get scammed
yeah
no clue i just know people who got 50
w ro
y'all should make some sort of spreadsheet of what newgrad and intern pay at these companies are
so dk how this works
cause levels is so misleading
hm weird
😭
this would be based on people reporting their salaries
maybe once we get !process working
wait I highkey was lying
i think the old bot had that as a thing
the sign on is fr that high??
how much is sunnyvale/sf r.o. and is it harder to get
got it ty
lol
Gimme admin and I get it working trust
idk someone’s supposedly making the bot
yea :/
not me tho idk how to code
Valid
I'd rather not bug people all the time to find out the realistic pay of various companies lol
levels is so cringe
i lowkey think its good in a way
i mean it’s fine
and ur coworkers getting payed much more its bad
holy
yea that's what levels is for on paper, but I feel like it's sorta gotten polluted with weird pay
i need amazon ng proc 😢
like a lot of people putting their lowball pay
cause they didn't nego
or just people trolling on their with fake numbers
bro the google fellow salaries cannot be real
like no way those guys have time to fill out levels.fyi
yea the pays for top levels is 100% fake as fuck
whenever we get to the bot again we can discuss self reported salaries , but i just don’t think people r gonna report them
also there’s not many cases of amazon ng without being a return rn anywya
but even the lower levels have enough trolling and lowball entries to be unrealistic
wait actually
bruh
they’re not rlly hiring ng rn
it might be wraps
my friend was amazon ng 2025
the app was out for like 2 days
but ig that was last year
yeah last year was different
in amazon’s case they drastically lowered external ng recruiting
I actually only applied intern cause y'all assumed new grad would never come out
so I had nothing to lose
cuz layoffs right they can just allow internal transfers to open recs
but it did for like 2 days as you said
or give interns ros
ig masters it is
yeah i applied for funsies
no oa ofc
yea I bet like 99% of ng hiring is just gonna be RO for zon
so CIA's pay-scale message is law for the time being
- (and I feel bad saying this) layoffs improve RO rates
one zon please
how many zons is a zon
like 6
there are 6 zons in each zon
do people actually still use MCP servers?
are you an ai native
I'm so AI native I have claude decide what I eat everyday mf
an ai native would get it
Hola
hi
Ye its just rpc
What does spoonman mean
well i'm a man
that is also half of a spoon
therefore i am
spoonman
what's tiger 0
maybe
why is everyone tigers
i imagine they have enough now tho
Spoon found in man
man found in spoon...
Isnt mcp dead
i geniunely don't see the purpose of it
it's just some ai buzzword
actually i have no idea what i'm talking about
can someone who's ai native explain
its an api
What kind of prevs does one have to do to pass robinhood screen?
Idk
Api for the api
are you an ai native
No
but like why doesn't it just use a normal api
How many tigers are there
need an ai native to teach me the ways
What’s up someone said tiger
We have up to 16 now wtf
hi
hey guys
theres at least 22
Idek what a tiger is
Type shi
someones named tiger 22
Da ai gotta know like what endpoint to hit
daddy
Yall go to vt?
how many zons is github
Na
its like 1 github
I go to MIT
like tmrw
what if i just larp a job and when im asked abt it i can just say nda
larp os lofe
I have 5 years of nda experience
i cant wait to prompt claude code all day soon
are you an ai native
hiiiiiiiii
cuz it seems everyone is pushing
@trail karma
like sde intern?
yes
i dont think so
They alr dropped
@unique robin i cant help u
i dont think referrals even work
cuz now they’re intv summer people for fall no?
i thought we were ny twins
no i would if i could
i see how it is
i jsut dont think i can
U just hate me dont you
Tïgër
fr

thats why i cant help u
is there any news on allbirds
do u think it's worth buying NVDA rn
or should i wait until a bubble pop of some sort
not anytime soon
homeless squid game
🐙
join on cash settled butter features
wtf is this quant language you speak
i speak english
spoonman r u somebodies alt
Short nvda amd intel
🤔
why do u say that lol
i shoulda sold
jus wondering
spoonman
mar 6 acc
@queen vortex
👀
ban him
who is sup
whole time ts just a random guy🥀
im literally just a spoon
sup is my dream
fuh
Tiger 1 any procs recently
i havent had a proc since costco
sup got rejected from zon and left the alpha trading server
Damn
??
He still in it
nice dox bro
@urban ore i just banged a mock behavioral with nike recruiter and she connected/hopes that i reach out for next cycle
yay
He my alpha piggy bank
ts waitlist pmo
nike is such a scam proc
very tuff
u gotta wiat for someone to leave
why
mito is actually the goat of this server
ong
Nike is bad 👎
why
do u get free shoes
Their campus is nice
thats about it
why
k thanks
Idk bro
i love nike
I just exist
Go back to red
what shape is louisiana
who's the alpha male tiger, tiger 0 or tiger 1?
i need a new pfp
hydroflask bottle !
banning everyone goodbye
fah
yo free james
Bro think he tiger 0
Yo…
James Wu?
@unique robin how do I unchud
ur about to gap me bro
ur last place on the leaderboard
a whole amazon
behind tiger 0 btw
did he actually blackmail someone
i need alpha
for their sign on
But also 5th on the leaderboard
bro ur behind sinyu whos got 0 leetcode done
pls
and u left twice 😭
i want back in
Keep ayman banned
ask altumns
can i just get a perm invite
Pls no
altumns has invite perms

thinkk about all the alpha i have
Wait
ayman gonna liberate our alpha
Who is Tiger 4
do you know anyone else in the be quiet! proc?
hm
Check our dms
we really stole kin's gifs than banned himmed
Also Knicks in 5 to all my nyc people
You banned him
celtics finna whoop ur ahh
ayman stop banning people
me too
We gotta be more accepting
If the hawks don’t first 😭
We have a better team lwk
Lets go new jersy nets!!
Jalen Brunson and KAT
If we lose to the hawks idk what to say
KAT funny ash
Nets in 5!!!
Mf said we 😭
😭
8:28
Trae Young ain’t even on the hawks anymore
whens ur interview bro
I’m taking an eating break
yea I guess I gotta make sure I’m not larping about ml on my resume
After that
Idk
🥀
fuh i should prep for my interview tmmr
guys did u know i have an interview tmmr
i'm so him
Where at
secret mystery company

Yuh
😭
Idk if its gonna ship
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
GUYGS
GSDUKFHSKUHF'
WELCHES JUST DROP
WELCHES JUST DROPPED
?
INTERNSHIP
@mellow saffron can u ban the spammer
Thats been out
nah
oh okk
Mythra wheres my trial mod
wait
Uplevel me
🥀
oh hell nah
this is ur ball
fah
@crystal pendant nice ahh cat
25 is not bad
yeah no
i could make more doordashing
Prob IT
it just says engineering intern lol
just don’t get ragebaited
How many zons is this?
"It's not about the hourly. It's about the exit opportunities"
2
How many zons is Jane street
.7
i played that highschool in football
i think 140
0.67
Sorry, I regret saying that.
orz
Arent those wine grapes
Yes bro
How many zons is aws
1 aws
Do yk how to make wine tiger 0
Step on grapes
u step on the grapes then put it in a bin for 50 years
Epic


^ grapes pov
🍇
it makes sense
Who added that emoji bro
🦧
lol
we all know its u gng
tiger 5 is into some crazyyyy stuff
atleast these emotes r tame but in the dms everyone knows hes a degenerate
ye thats prob true
Tiger 5 has done no such thing
gives off that vibe
Bro the projecting is insane rn
degenerate aura
:footfetish:
fuck

guess who added it
yo should we make denominations of the zon standard
crudboy

Ɣẅ

is this not already a thing
not offically
Wait Ik this one
we know u do bro 😂
theyre making room for my tc when they give me an offer dw about it
who is that
Sajjaad Khader, a CS influencer from Georgia Tech.
who has an internship for summer of 2026
Sajjaad, you got an Amazon internship ... in your freshman year
You think freshmen can get an internship?
Yeah
no
I mean
Why
idk
Quantitative?
quantum?
woah
no hes not a larp hes just stupid
Where he at rn
^^
He got laid off?
bro had the easiest job market too
i thought he was at splunk
He is?
Yeah
He not gonna hurt u lil bro
Why does sajjad get all the hate and not baxate
I think other guy does too
both are crazy larpers 😭
abd mentioned 🔥
He’s jacked
ye ig
he met jensen

