2027_summer

[unique robin]

hey tigers

rawr

https://tenor.com/view/ramcharan-rrr-movie-charan-alia-ramcharan-ram-gif-25281286

[undone mirage]

why did you name us tigers

[solar notch]

Whats a tiger

you might be the ideal tiger

😉

[undone mirage]

andrew can become tiger 11

[ionic apex]

Are u a security engineer

[lilac hemlock]

i feel like my memory is so bad

[dark bane]

i bet mine is worse

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-beast-invincible-invincible-battle-beast-superhero-battle-gif-17761412830501505747

[balmy gust]

Ngmi

[river needle]

bruh

[minor horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-mbappe-walking-fifa-qatar-gif-15779487830098263700

[minor horizon]

se7en youre so auraful

[cerulean bridge]

[void wyvern]

bruh zon still interviewing for summer next week

[delicate oriole]

I guess they aren't done with headcounts then?

been 7 business days since int for me

Anyone know if longer wait signals offer or rejection

[tranquil sand]

Zon will save billions

Plz save me

[fallen cypress]

for my current incoming, can i list the role as swe intern instead of technology intern (dont have team yet but wil be most likely backend or aiml)

ok bet

[feral summit]

Are you in person?

[tranquil sand]

I'm intving this week and I'm in person does in person increase odds of getting

Cuz in person lowk harder I feel

No notes for behavioral

[vale ridge]

it depends on how you look and whether you height/frame mog the interviewer. if you do then they will ask more guiding follow ups on behavs to make your responses stronger and be more leniant on techs

[tranquil sand]

I'm not Kevin Quo Zhao will I be okay

[trim lark]

yep p much boils down to this

[gritty breach]

I don't think in-person has any inherent favor

also lowk I didn't really have notes for my virtual behavioral

I just had my resume open in case I get grilled on it lol

[tranquil sand]

Wait do I need to print res out

[gritty breach]

you can if you want to

it might show your preparedness

in non-tech interviews it's customary to have a hardcopy of your resume

apparently

tech is just unique

we don't have any of that

just leetcode

[narrow sierra]

oh bet I can still cluely then

they won't be able to see my screen

🙏

[tranquil sand]

I wouldn't try it

[vale ridge]

the tech doesnt even matter its just lc tagged, you just have to be lp aligned on every lp they're assigned

[gritty breach]

honestly if you need to cluely the zon int technical, you should just reject the offer cause your ass is not surviving actual zon 💀

man needs to cluely leetcode easy it's so joever

[tranquil sand]

I'm actually sweating my balls off bro

Cuz like what if I can't do the tech

[hidden shuttle]

if you cant do that the tech, then that means rejection, tech matters alot for zon

[gritty breach]

me too

[narrow sierra]

going to be mad awkward 😭

[gritty breach]

I can confirm

his advice is good

[tranquil sand]

I cannot change my appearance though. I cannot mog

[narrow sierra]

sitting across from them not knowing the tech

[tranquil sand]

I'm gonna be fuming I'm ngl lmao

[hidden shuttle]

what are his tips?

[tranquil sand]

Mog the interviewer

[gritty breach]

looksmax

[narrow sierra]

they might take it easy on you though

cuz they have to be in the same room w u

[tranquil sand]

Rizz maxx look maxx = rubric maxx

[narrow sierra]

won't give u LC hard 🙏

[tranquil sand]

My friend got lfu

🥀🥀🥀

Also there are some mad hard problems in the Zon tagged

[hidden shuttle]

what if they offer free drink at the start?

like coffee

[tranquil sand]

O so I can walk n talk with my interviewer after?

[undone mirage]

zons so orz

[tranquil sand]

Wait Kevin can I dm u I got a quick q

[undone mirage]

wish i was inc zon

[tranquil sand]

You'll get em next time tiger

[undone mirage]

😔

[hidden shuttle]

well lets say you bombed first interview and aced second interview, the second interviewer has no idea how you did the first one

[gritty breach]

you're inc google tho

[balmy bolt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/larping-stand-proud-sukuna-M1kxrHTH8HkP9tFQrQ

[undone mirage]

nah im inc boblox

[gritty breach]

google is 96 zons

remember

[undone mirage]

@gritty breach can u vote on my site to give me more data

[gritty breach]

what's your site?

[undone mirage]

bio

[gritty breach]

ic

ima get ip-grabbed 🥀

[balmy bolt]

how many zons is kennesaw state it intern

[gritty breach]

it's so joever

[undone mirage]

my bio

we got people artificially boosting zons

[balmy bolt]

ts don’t format on mobile

[undone mirage]

maybe later

[lilac hemlock]

We are reaching to confirm you are still under consideration for the Amazon Summer Development Engin

[undone mirage]

i think the voting works on mobile

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/wallahi-say-wallahi-say-wallahi-bro-ishowspeed-tiktok-gif-14576999865344060530

[undone mirage]

you'll get it

🙏

wow

people really dont like palantir

[lilac hemlock]

palantir is lowkey like 3 zond

zons

[undone mirage]

idk bro 😭 people just be voting some bs

that's why i need some more real votes

and you can add companies you dont see

i think i didn't get a lot of quants in there

so if any1 wants to add those htey can

[lilac hemlock]

dw ill vote with the cscd tier list in mind

so it gets ranked purely on tc again

[undone mirage]

😭

[void wyvern]

virtual

[small granite]

good point

[mint quest]

Since when does zon ask easy

They ask hards nowadays

[mellow saffron]

you’d be surprised

leetcode is RATHER mickey

though cheating on an lc easy is still something

[gritty breach]

I got an easy

And a medium

[austere path]

zon under consideration email for the 5th time

now they saying to reply to be considered for fall

just to be ghosted again😂

[feral summit]

I’m in person next week

[dusty ermine]

what loc

[feral summit]

Seattle

[tranquil sand]

for summer or fall

[gritty breach]

Wait damn

For summer?

I swear someone said the last day for summer was this Friday

Cause they got an email by their recruiter about it or smth

Ig that was wrong then

Crazy that they’re actually recruiting this late

[tranquil sand]

He could be under consideration for fall like me

So I'm asking

[feral summit]

Nah I’m summer

[narrow sierra]

someone here said their summer intv was scheduled for may 4th 😭

[tranquil sand]

Oh dang

[gritty breach]

😭

[tranquil sand]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[gritty breach]

How

wtf do you do if you need to start in may

How do you find housing

How do you do all the onboarding?

[tranquil sand]

You start tmr baby

[gritty breach]

Before your offer is crazy

[narrow sierra]

idek

[tranquil sand]

Yessir

[narrow sierra]

ur start dates prolly june or smt

[tranquil sand]

Zon will save billions

[narrow sierra]

#2027_summer_intern_process message

may 6th 😭

[lilac hemlock]

just emailed back to the zon update saying im open to fall

pretty much handing my soul over to the grim reaper or somethin like that idk

[lost horizon]

Did you already get offer?

[lilac hemlock]

no

im still waiting on my first interview

[hidden shuttle]

you emailed your recruiter?

[lilac hemlock]

they emailed me with the email thats like youre still in our hiring process

[trail karma]

@lilac hemlock see its not over for u

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-vro-running-vro-cat-running-tole-tole-gif-2886654164083325244

vereity you inspire me

ive been grinding

gotta get like you twin

[vivid stirrup]

I love anki so much

Idk what I’d do without my anki

love dat

[narrow sierra]

Google?

[marble river]

got offer then rescinded?

[lilac hemlock]

what are these for

oh nvm just saw it

wait slide the cards lowkey

[vivid stirrup]

i was just doing these today

im making some for DSA today

rn

[lilac hemlock]

firee

[vivid stirrup]

that's actually smart

[green elk]

lp anki deck

wow

😮

[lilac hemlock]

heat

[narrow sierra]

this cannot be a good way of learning this stuff

[lilac hemlock]

do yall make them yourselves?

[narrow sierra]

anki is for memorization no?

why not just actually code

[sullen finch]

Does anyone have the link to the Google event in an hour

I didn’t get it

[vivid stirrup]

it's good for getting vocabulary and syntax down cold

[narrow sierra]

https://careersonair.withgoogle.com/events/ecswepag

[narrow sierra]

it will come with coding in whatever language

ur working on

[sullen finch]

No to the zoom or whatever

I’m registered

[lilac hemlock]

wait should i go to the google event

[sullen finch]

I don’t have the link for the event

[green elk]

i dont think they sent the link out yet

[narrow sierra]

oh not sure I didn't get anyt either

same shi

[sullen finch]

Hope so

[narrow sierra]

Just code in Javascript that's the only way to learn syntax and get better

[green elk]

open source

[narrow sierra]

rote memorization is only good for exams

[vivid stirrup]

i find that i never deeply remember any of the syntax though. i might intuitively understand parts of it that i use a lot but i didn't start deeply understanding it until i made flash cards

[green elk]

doesnt quizlet have paywalls

and requires internet

[vivid stirrup]

anki is better because of spaced repitition

i don't think quizlet has it im not sure

[narrow sierra]

I mean whatever works for you

everyones different

[opal needle]

fuck quizlet

yeah its paid

[vivid stirrup]

yeah im not touching that shit

[opal needle]

all my homies on notebookLM

[opal needle]

same for leetcode

speaking of leetcode im cooked

[vivid stirrup]

same for everything really

[opal needle]

mastering physics was so much pain dawg

[lilac hemlock]

HOLY

i hate mastering physics

[lilac hemlock]

i struggled implementing dfs today 😔

[opal needle]

bro i ai'ed all of it

and failed the final

[lilac hemlock]

lol i failed my physics 1 final ya

[opal needle]

😂

physics ppl are too smart

this why quant firms want them

[lilac hemlock]

truth...

physics 1 wasnt even horrible i just didnt put in the time to study/thought i could gyp it unforch

[opal needle]

was it the implementation or high level

[undone mirage]

boutta nuke this website again

broo

🥀

[opal needle]

site name?

[undone mirage]

bio

[opal needle]

did u vibecode this site

[lilac hemlock]

both lowkey :/ like i knew the program was dfs but not only could i not algorithmize it on paper i couldnt code imple lolz

[undone mirage]

yea its all vibecoded

[lilac hemlock]

ibm ❤️

[undone mirage]

no idea, people just voting whatever 😂

[opal needle]

theres like 4 steps of dfs as in like the algorithm, the different parameters of this dfs varies from problem to problem

so if u know the 4 steps

it should be fine

scale fell off lol

was a peak company before alex left

[lilac hemlock]

kk gotcha

and yeah, the extra parameters always get me - i did a problem this morning that seemingly needed (root, left, right) and then the second one i did this morning needed maxVal and both didnt even make it into my mind >_>

so def gonna review trees like crazy

[sly cape]

amazstige down

[lilac hemlock]

amazstige stays up dw

just that everything around it moves

[sly cape]

this is accurate

[opal needle]

yeah this just comes w more practice tbh

its just niche details of dfs

if u recognize its a dfs problem thats good

[fallen cypress]

for an incoming internship should i list end date also on my resume if i know the time period

[opal needle]

keywords are like 'all' for all possible enumerations

[fallen cypress]

for like fall roles

[opal needle]

or 'max' for summing

etc

[mighty crypt]

What’s the url?

[undone mirage]

its the voice of the people

[undone mirage]

bio

[lilac hemlock]

oh yeah i dont think i have an issue with this i think i have good intuition for that stuff

[sly cape]

this is also true

[lilac hemlock]

also @opal needle are graph problems. easy to pick up

[sly cape]

no free lunch

[lilac hemlock]

i feel like they would be

[undone mirage]

true nvidia overrate

[opal needle]

kind of?

hard to say

[lilac hemlock]

cuz all that realyl changes between algorithms is internal data structure + what youre tracking

ah

[opal needle]

yeah

[sly cape]

nvidia was only peak cuz of stock, but i doubt they will grow much more

unless we reach true AGI!!!!!

[opal needle]

replit being #2 is so funny

[sly cape]

AGI has been acheived!!!!

[lilac hemlock]

thank you to nbis for saving my portfolio

[urban ore]

did anyone get ts

[green elk]

all the scale larpers brought the reputation down

[sour hound]

anyone have the google event link

🙏

[queen vortex]

Did u click intern or ng

[sour hound]

ng I believe

does that make a difference??

[queen vortex]

O what nvm

[urban ore]

ye

its over

[queen vortex]

Its a ng event

[sour hound]

😭

[sour hound]

yeah

did u get it?

[queen vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/no-donkeys-shrek-gif-2742555656025122277

[urban ore]

WE dont gaf about the info

[sour hound]

damn

it's direct consideration

[urban ore]

we just here for the direct consinderation

[sour hound]

for google lol

[lilac hemlock]

wait

[queen vortex]

I mean we got the resume drop

[urban ore]

did u get it mito

[sour hound]

last year same event got people interviews

[lilac hemlock]

is there also intern?

no what is this

[sour hound]

damn

ig no one in cscd got it

[lilac hemlock]

am i ngmi chat

[sour hound]

or they gatekeeping lol

[urban ore]

its the same one

[sour hound]

we're all ngmi

[urban ore]

^

[queen vortex]

We're all too chopped

[sour hound]

how tf they even pick

like first come first serve

or were we like screened

😭

[urban ore]

prob not

[shell sigil]

nbis poet and micron doing some crazy lifting rn

[urban ore]

cause i applied pre sudo post

[vivid stirrup]

Someone’s gatekeeping link😭

[queen vortex]

What stocks to buy?

Gimme advice

[lilac hemlock]

nbis literally tripled and i only had like 10 stocks unforch

wish i bought more haha

[sour hound]

I see :((

[sour hound]

oh damn

[urban ore]

buy btc

[sour hound]

please send someone

some1 drop it

[lilac hemlock]

i should check on my btc

[sharp pike]

What does larp mean

[earnest rock]

it looks like z2p doesnt have link either

[sour hound]

WE NEED GOOGLE GUYS

[sharp pike]

In a Cs internship context

[queen vortex]

Dam its up 2.2k today

[vivid stirrup]

Basically lie

[sour hound]

slack and google will cover all my bills

[lilac hemlock]

bruh thats like 2%

[sour hound]

🙏

[austere path]

average daily move for btc

[urban ore]

im still down 36% from ath

[queen vortex]

Ok 2k is a lot of money for me

[earnest rock]

ngl i think u just gotta go to the registration site and the vid will pop up there

[austere path]

buy more

[sour hound]

yo derick do u go to wisco?

[urban ore]

i went all in at 19k

[lilac hemlock]

Yeah but you get 2.2k only if you buy like 100k of btc lol

[austere path]

gotta bring that avg cost down

[queen vortex]

Buy ryan air stocks

[austere path]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-mbappe-walking-fifa-qatar-gif-15779487830098263700

what do we mean all in

how much

[urban ore]

19k 😭

backk in highschool

[austere path]

so u got 1 coin

[urban ore]

ye

[queen vortex]

U had 19k to gamble?

[sour hound]

https://nvidia.eightfold.ai/events/candidate?plannedEventId=wwJ8qdeKD&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMjU2MjgxMDQwNTU4AAGnmRieVryraE_c7veIn7Ucv1rsqk0ZIpHU6ErHu88e9fW_8PRSfbh4m3W7R9U_aem_B_qKBPkXYORLeXXX_ZW6Hg

[austere path]

howd u even get 19k

[lilac hemlock]

how tf did you have 19k

[sour hound]

guys nvidia event

apply

🙏

[urban ore]

800 -> gme -> dogecoin -> btc

[austere path]

bro i think that nvidia event is useless

everyone got it

[urban ore]

like 2022

[sour hound]

rly?

[queen vortex]

Orz

[sour hound]

😭

[queen vortex]

Thats my quant

[austere path]

doesnt seem like much

[urban ore]

gambler*

[austere path]

wait so

why didnt u sell at ATH

[urban ore]

idk

[lilac hemlock]

yo what the hell 💀 why did you actually take the most perfect pipeline

[urban ore]

i should just sell and put it into spy

[lilac hemlock]

bro has clairvoyance

[austere path]

ngl bro just sell at the next ath

[urban ore]

ye prob will

[austere path]

19k > 122k

holy gains

[urban ore]

used all my luck in highschool

now i cant even get google event proc 😭

[austere path]

no more luck left for recruiting

[queen vortex]

Run it back on ath with ur tax returns

[urban ore]

ye lowk

can i put btc into a roth ira ???

[opal needle]

wait is google event for ng or intern dc

[urban ore]

its ng

[opal needle]

scale larp genuinely saved a generation icl

oh ok

thank goodness

i picked ng

[lilac hemlock]

its cooked

[narrow sierra]

paying taxes on BTC gains is wild

[hidden shuttle]

which compay events actually get you procs?

[lilac hemlock]

wait i didnt even see this was it on sudo's story

[opal needle]

yeah

sudo the goat

z2p

[kindred token]

fr

[urban ore]

ye might need to move to florida

[lilac hemlock]

ffs

i deleted instagram

[austere path]

wiat bro what google event

[urban ore]

its too late bro 😭

nobody here got a link

[austere path]

wdym its too late

registration got closed or sum

?

[magic siren]

W gatekeeping 😭

[opal needle]

lil bro

just dont scroll reels

[hidden shuttle]

its still open

its on z2s story

[narrow sierra]

bro they can't track that shi

convert to stables

if u want to exit btc

[lilac hemlock]

cookie jar experiment

[urban ore]

wait

can i just claim texas residence if i intern there and sell

is this tax fraud ??

[narrow sierra]

u can stake for like 5%

[magic siren]

https://careersonair.withgoogle.com/events/ecswepag

[narrow sierra]

don't sell

unless u rly need the money

[urban ore]

ye im just gonna hold ts until ath anyway

[narrow sierra]

convert to stables and stake

[austere path]

tuff

[narrow sierra]

if u want out of btc

[urban ore]

oh lowk

this might be the method

yousef got crazy ball knowledge

[narrow sierra]

😭

[earnest rock]

bet just got link

[narrow sierra]

tjhere's gonna be 40k people on this call

[urban ore]

ye

[narrow sierra]

all the edge is gone

no point

[austere path]

is google ng still in person intvs

[narrow sierra]

I think r2 is

[lilac hemlock]

why am i tweaking isnt this event for ng anyway

[narrow sierra]

they had options to select intern or ng

[lilac hemlock]

Bro...

[narrow sierra]

apparently according to z2p

[opal needle]

ye starting now

[narrow sierra]

this led to direct consideration last year

but like there's 2 billion people so

[violet belfry]

bro does everyone from NJ gamble/trade

i swear every mf did sneakers and crypto

[urban ore]

ye lol

its cause we in the trenches

only way out

[narrow sierra]

did u do sneakers too?

💀

[urban ore]

nah just stock/crypto stuff

[lilac hemlock]

i did sneakers 😭

[urban ore]

orz

[narrow sierra]

did u bot

[lilac hemlock]

still have my yeezy 700s somewhere

no screw botters

[narrow sierra]

😭

[urban ore]

bro has this on his resume 😭

[lilac hemlock]

avidly against them

[urban ore]

orz

[narrow sierra]

my most impactful project

[urban ore]

wait yousef do u still work there

[undone mirage]

production level scalping bot

[magic siren]

Retail Arbitrage Strategist

[narrow sierra]

it was

[lilac hemlock]

yousef did you bot 💀

[narrow sierra]

I worked at a bot

[undone mirage]

hes a botter

[narrow sierra]

💀

[urban ore]

so tuff

[magic siren]

wait what bot

mek

[lilac hemlock]

thats kinda fire tbh

[undone mirage]

reveal the bot

[magic siren]

wait we have a mutual LOLL

[urban ore]

ur not getting the alpha

[lilac hemlock]

i worked under my cousin at his shoe store and he worked closely with a botter who always brought in stock

[undone mirage]

i dont want no scalper bot 😭

that shits a hassle

[urban ore]

😭

[lilac hemlock]

wait @narrow sierra how are bots even made are they just scripts

[narrow sierra]

the niche is dead now anyways

[earnest rock]

Isn’t shoe scalping dead

[lilac hemlock]

and scrapers

[urban ore]

someone make a scalper bot for ts google events

[narrow sierra]

pokemon and shi

[stoic lily]

are there any big tech that do off cycle data science internships?

[narrow sierra]

is still alive

[lilac hemlock]

no yea im just wondering how they worked

[narrow sierra]

automate the requests that the website makes to checkout

[earnest rock]

Yo is this event invite only just got a recruiter email with the link

[undone mirage]

you just hit their public api from a couple different proxies over and over and hope that one goes through

to checkout

ye

[lilac hemlock]

oh thats hilarious

[narrow sierra]

very high level explanation

[lilac hemlock]

fair

[narrow sierra]

there's ofc more to it then that but it boils down to that pretty much

[lilac hemlock]

i remember my cousin asked me to make an app for his store

[undone mirage]

and you're competing with like 999999 different scalper bots so you gotta have like the lowest latency

etc

[lilac hemlock]

which was pre AI

[lilac hemlock]

yea 100%/sounds actually difficult to be good

[echo obsidian]

half of it is having good proxies

[narrow sierra]

nah

[undone mirage]

having good proxies is just a matter of paying

money

[narrow sierra]

if ur bot is poo having good proxies won't help

[lilac hemlock]

because i was like 16 i was a consumer/didnt really know about botting so i was avidly against them

[urban ore]

what

[lilac hemlock]

@urban ore is 2 problems a day good traxk

[undone mirage]

@proud mauve wow you're gmi

[mint quest]

naw he says 4

[lilac hemlock]

orz

[narrow sierra]

was not able to pass google event resume screen it's so over

[urban ore]

ye

its tuff

[undone mirage]

there was a res screen

what

[urban ore]

but u should do more

[mint quest]

wtf

Google event res screen

[urban ore]

thats ur diagnosis bro

[narrow sierra]

nah I'm just trolling

[hidden shuttle]

who has easier resume screen c1 or zon?

[narrow sierra]

yo tiger 7 he called u stupid bro

[mint quest]

My fault you meant 6

[narrow sierra]

failed both so idk man

[urban ore]

😭

[narrow sierra]

c1 man

[hidden shuttle]

theres a c1 event that happens in august that can get you dc

z2s posted about it last year

[narrow sierra]

I'm like the only person to get 600 gca and not get a proc 😭

they really did not fw me

[hidden shuttle]

then its a resume issue

join yours schools tech clubs

[undone mirage]

wait do you have to actually

attend the event

to get direct consid

[narrow sierra]

yeah I landed on that eventually

[queen vortex]

i didnt get one either with a 350

[narrow sierra]

chiz helped me

[undone mirage]

or is it on sign up

[narrow sierra]

out

[proud mauve]

They don't hire intl afaik

[hidden shuttle]

i forgot tbh

[proud mauve]

🥀

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/stillesque-gif-25544405

[narrow sierra]

damn man that's top 95% too

[queen vortex]

ts what i said to the recruiter

cs is doomed bruh

[narrow sierra]

take in our future is decided by some rando art major recruiter

so cooked

[hidden shuttle]

i think there was a qr code

Jul 15, 2025, 04:00 PM - 05:00 PM | EDT

it was in july

[opal needle]

deduzz?

[hidden shuttle]

you need 400 atleast to get resume screened

[echo obsidian]

ur doing QA now

[undone mirage]

do the qa

[queen vortex]

cap

[undone mirage]

and pivot to qa or larp swe

[undone mirage]

nono the event happening today

[narrow sierra]

larp swe on the resume just unlucky

[echo obsidian]

culd be worse

unemployed no job like me this summer

[void wyvern]

the superiority complex shows here lol

[earnest rock]

Could I just submit a 520 for cap1 ng and get an int

Or do I need a higher score

[opal needle]

yeah

prolly

[earnest rock]

Like a 520 is good enough?

[echo obsidian]

yeah

[earnest rock]

Bet

[narrow sierra]

the point of the message was that a non technical person is deciding our futures

I didn't say we were any better than them

[rough flame]

yo does anybody in swe have ml research?

does it help?

like neurips icml etc

[echo obsidian]

the link

is just the home

page

💀

[narrow sierra]

this google event is fried

[echo obsidian]

BRO THE EVENT IS A YOUTUBE LIVE

LOOOOL

[narrow sierra]

there's 2 billion people in the chat

[compact heart]

LMAO

[opal needle]

its so ngmi bro

[brisk salmon]

anyone got google event link?

[opal needle]

are all these ppl gettin an OA?

are we srs?

💀

[austere path]

LOL

[opal needle]

theres literally a million ppl

LMFAO

[earnest rock]

bruv

[austere path]

the chat getting laggy

[earnest rock]

i saw a name from my school

[pastel mulch]

is it the 2027 newgrad event

[narrow sierra]

z2p has cooked us

[opal needle]

ye

[dawn valve]

cs is cooked

[opal needle]

bro what

[brisk salmon]

awe it's open to the public nice

[opal needle]

all these ppl getting an OA LMFAO

[magic siren]

holy shit bro

[earnest rock]

blowing up the chat is not gonna give you a proc lol

[dawn valve]

how’s it still going

[magic siren]

we need a live viewer count rn

[green elk]

ts is cooked

[compact heart]

on youtube it says 1300 ppl

[urban ore]

ye this is cooked lol

[earnest rock]

how did ppl find out about the event before z2p

[urban ore]

bro

[green elk]

1500 now

[opal needle]

wait how do u open it on yt

[urban ore]

ts just a youtube livestream im crying 😭

[river needle]

350 on gca is top 95%? no way

[undone mirage]

we are all getting saved by the googles

[opal needle]

nbm

nvm

im stupid

[compact heart]

heres the yt link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCWCWkVLBjU

[opal needle]

ty

[undone mirage]

i wonder howm any people are in here

[opal needle]

1500 ppl rn

[eager nebula]

1500 ppl lol

[undone mirage]

YOOO the link is slowign down

🥀

[urban ore]

i have 15 alt accounts in here

just me

[opal needle]

u know them?

[narrow sierra]

LMAO

[austere path]

whys everyone saying their school

[narrow sierra]

gotta maximize the chance

[opal needle]

ohhh fire

[narrow sierra]

of getting

[austere path]

is my video behind

[opal needle]

15 OA's

[tranquil crown]

some google rep in the chat told them too

[opal needle]

yoo whats good josh allen

[tranquil crown]

yo

we all getting google next year

[earnest rock]

i think theyre scraping the comments for school data

[austere path]

is intern bar easier than NG?

[earnest rock]

yea way easier

[opal needle]

difficulty of the LC is the same i thought

intern/ng is in the same bucket

[earnest rock]

yeah but more rounds

[opal needle]

oh ok

[earnest rock]

ur rolling the dice more

[hidden shuttle]

is the google rec reading a script😭

[wide sorrel]

in person too i thought

for ng

[earnest rock]

yes lmao

[opal needle]

nah gang

[austere path]

i might js apply intern then ngl

[tranquil crown]

oh god people are sending linkedins

[opal needle]

shes just watching the viewer count twin

dw

shes locked in

🥀

bro is not getting a OA

[green elk]

gonna hit 1700

[narrow sierra]

what a snooze fest holy

just send me the proc alrdy

[earnest rock]

lmaooooo

[narrow sierra]

yo I'm prolly doxxed if u search my name LOL

[undone mirage]

james did u get da google

[idle flame]

dam wsg jeff

😭

[shell sigil]

everyone spamming their linkedins 😭

[sullen finch]

Yo link pls

[opal needle]

aura loss

[sullen finch]

🥹

[opal needle]

who tf sharing their linkedin

[undone mirage]

above

https://careersonair.withgoogle.com/events/ecswepag/watch?talk=ecprograms

[austere path]

why everyone sharing their linkedin now

[tranquil crown]

i remember ts happening during the amazon career events in the fall too

hella easy to farm connections

[opal needle]

oh ye

wait but who is connecting tho

😭

[tranquil crown]

get to that 500+

[dawn valve]

That’s how u get direct consideration trust

[tranquil crown]

randoms ig but a connection is a connection

[narrow sierra]

💀

[opal needle]

bro what

[dawn valve]

yes

I got rejected after third

[narrow sierra]

this guys tryna xss us

[dawn valve]

I lowkey aced that shit too

[opal needle]

NAH

WTF

[urban ore]

😭

im crying bro

[opal needle]

🥀

[earnest rock]

that dude getting taken out the back and shot by ats

[opal needle]

thats dev kevin bro

[tranquil crown]

people say it gets you direct consideration but im doubting that

or at least they aint sending 1700 oas

[dawn valve]

?

This is direct consideration bro

[opal needle]

1700 OAs aint that many

[urban ore]

aight bet im getting 15 direct considerations then

[narrow sierra]

z2p said it lead to direct consideration for some people

[tranquil crown]

i sure hope so

[opal needle]

at least half of these souls arent passing interviews no

[tranquil crown]

but im guessing they res screen before actually doing it

[narrow sierra]

they prolly did the same thing last year

and some his followers got proc from it

idk

[green elk]

theyre gonna res screen first tho

[sour hound]

why is everyone spamming linkedins

[narrow sierra]

it's like a twitch chat

[opal needle]

im crine bro

i cant watch this

i need a slideshow

im zoning out

[dawn valve]

ts not even for intern 2027

🥀

[narrow sierra]

if I get google ng offer in 27 I'll make grad work buddy

[opal needle]

this is the right answer

[hidden shuttle]

how hard is google nc proc?

[sullen finch]

Is there any point in being in the meeting if it’s recorded

[opal needle]

wtf

this is def kevin LMFAO

[sullen finch]

Can someone ping me if like actual links get dropped or some form of consideration pls

[narrow sierra]

glaze

[opal needle]

LMFAOOO

[green elk]

no

[narrow sierra]

bro LOL

[hidden shuttle]

holy yap

[eager nebula]

who up thriving in a fast paced collaborative team environment

[echo obsidian]

is that game

[narrow sierra]

bro this guy

[open nova]

i was just boutta send that

[narrow sierra]

Ibrahim has been trying this

[open nova]

what does that even attempt to do 😭

[shell sigil]

ibrahim siddique giving his all

[narrow sierra]

XSS

I think

[dawn valve]

What am I reading

[narrow sierra]

although this does not look like xss payload

[open nova]

ye but this less effective than his last attempt

[opal needle]

is he tryna hack shit

wtf

[dry garnet]

is this the google event

where did yall get the link

[echo obsidian]

you're behind buddy

he has 70+ projects

[narrow sierra]

google ng opening early fall great information

[sullen finch]

Whoever pings me when they do something important gets alpha

[dry garnet]

oh its new grad

[sullen finch]

😍

[opal needle]

AI catalyst program sounds tuff

[hidden glacier]

@unique robin wtf i see you in the chat

no im just here for fun

[dawn valve]

Ts direct consideration for intern 27 as well if u pray hard enough

[narrow sierra]

holy this guys got aura YT shorts

[echo obsidian]

yt shorts ORZ

[narrow sierra]

he has contributed to my downfall

my brain is mush from YT shorts

[opal needle]

yo Tobe orz

wtf

[magic siren]

MIT ORZ

[opal needle]

WTF

[narrow sierra]

mit grad ah hell nah

[echo obsidian]

oh twice

[dawn valve]

gapped

[opal needle]

this is ur competition gng

🥀

2x google intern wtf

[narrow sierra]

search bruh

so over for us

[tired summit]

should i transfer from uci cs to uiuc cs like is there recruiting difference

[narrow sierra]

we r gapped

[opal needle]

yeah

huge

[tired summit]

like is school name that important rn

[opal needle]

yes

prestige will matter more as time goes on

[tired summit]

how so explicitly rn

[green elk]

yeah its becoming more important

[narrow sierra]

great insight from balaji

[magic siren]

ts so scripted

[narrow sierra]

😭

[green elk]

i was boutta send that lmfaooo

[earnest rock]

lmao

[daring shuttle]

does anyone know if having a desco referral helps or nah

[opal needle]

give balaji an OA bro

[green elk]

if Google has a million fans, then i am one of them. if Google has ten fans, then i am one of them. if Google has only one fan then that is me. if Google has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. if the world is against Google, then I am against the world.

[austere path]

LOOL

[open nova]

spam that message ^

[opal needle]

LMFAO

[hidden glacier]

wtf

[tired summit]

what schoolr u guys

[kind rover]

ts is so rehearsed

[narrow sierra]

LOL yeah

[green elk]

bro 😭

[echo obsidian]

what does this mean

[opal needle]

found this personal website in the chat from earlier: https://georged.me/

[echo obsidian]

are their cameras fucked

[narrow sierra]

this guy is an AI 😭

[hidden shuttle]

linkedin slop ahh message

[opal needle]

he means like google gets current engineers to share their work

which not every company does

[echo obsidian]

wow

tells something about the culture

🔥

[magic siren]

why robin hating 😭

[narrow sierra]

Robin is getting an OA

[opal needle]

i js know robin is gmi

[narrow sierra]

😭

bro LMAO

[austere path]

balaji is chad

[magic siren]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-meme-gif-5051779013126861108

[fickle breach]

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-is-he-does-think-bro-QI9Qs2jpfyCuXAFTeA

[opal needle]

this guy getting an OA

[thorn sorrel]

bro

[hidden glacier]

what is happening

[narrow sierra]

yo balaji is prev aws

he mogs us

[earnest rock]

they sniped this so fast i dont see it anymore

[dawn valve]

Ts a great waste of my time

[fickle breach]

i cannot focus on ts bro

[magic siren]

5 INTERNSGIPS

[earnest rock]

ong i should be studying for my finals

[hidden glacier]

5???

[thorn sorrel]

im crying bro

[hidden glacier]

BRO

[gusty harness]

FIVE LMFAO

[opal needle]

5 internships 🥀

wtf

[open nova]

5?

[urban ore]

5 internships im mogged bruh

[green elk]

bro got 5 prevs

[echo obsidian]

waterloo tech

LOL

[narrow sierra]

nah he's from florida

[opal needle]

WTF

[narrow sierra]

bro u can see this guys eyes reading his script

coulda done a recording

[eager nebula]

bro who wouldnt read off a script for 1000 ppl lol

[opal needle]

ye but he had 5 internships

[kind rover]

someone ask him to answer with his eyes closed

[green elk]

🥀

[echo obsidian]

wow

[fickle breach]

this guy is working overtime man

[narrow sierra]

LOL

Balaji is getting the OA

[open nova]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tophermcgee3-cap-old-captain-america-UWMqiZtcixB4MoWX20

assembly?

[undone mirage]

dude who is this

😭

first the juliana comment

now this

[echo obsidian]

thats gotta be kevin quo zhao

[earnest rock]

someone in this server fs

[urban ore]

😭

100%

[echo obsidian]

agents 🔥

96

ai native

[open nova]

someone's site https://www.jiaxuan.li/

[narrow sierra]

meta orz

[opal needle]

meta bro

[austere path]

wait this is actually a crazy good site

[opal needle]

do u even need google

[narrow sierra]

these guys r greedy

[open nova]

fr

[narrow sierra]

leave some internships for the ngmis pls

🙏

[swift moat]

it's taken from jesse's ramen website

not original

[sweet cairn]

Mts viggle ai 😭

[echo obsidian]

bro 😭

[narrow sierra]

finally someones asking the real questions

[fickle breach]

yo is anything juliana said important or should i skip to the latter part

[echo obsidian]

she said to looksmaxxx

[eager nebula]

just boilerplate

[earnest rock]

she said psl 3 gets screened out

[fickle breach]

eliminating the competition

[narrow sierra]

gg I'm cooked

[dawn valve]

hrt 🥀

[dusk vigil]

ayman wth r u doing

[urban ore]

bro

[narrow sierra]

oh brother qna

[earnest rock]

cscd mentioned lmaoooo

[urban ore]

lol

[echo obsidian]

😭

u going international

[quaint basalt]

😭

[hidden glacier]

LOL

[daring bane]

he made it bro

[queen vortex]

Doxxxx

[quaint basalt]

do you guys think this q&a is real

or just chatgpt questions

[opal needle]

bro is that ayman

[urban ore]

im crying bro

[opal needle]

wtf

[urban ore]

ayman got motion

lol

[hidden glacier]

repping ais

[dusk vigil]

thats ayman bro

[narrow sierra]

yo I took that course on MIT

[dusk vigil]

idrama labs

[narrow sierra]

open course work

[opal needle]

YOOOO

[narrow sierra]

but I only did like half of it

😭

[undone mirage]

didn't know ayman

my quant wanted google

[lilac hemlock]

LMFAO

[still pollen]

cscd dude

[undone mirage]

woah

[echo obsidian]

i cant bro this google event

[opal needle]

vro

[hidden glacier]

this is not real

[echo obsidian]

bro what are these mickey mouse questions

bro

[narrow sierra]

deffo prepared LOL

[lilac hemlock]

isnt this a ng event or am i chopped

[hidden glacier]

yeah ng

[hidden glacier]

LMAO

[fickle breach]

LMFAOOOO

[narrow sierra]

🔥

[hidden glacier]

??????

WHAT'S HAPPENING

[somber badge]

Boing boing

[open nova]

mihawk?

[wispy birch]

wtf

[narrow sierra]

these q's are poo

[echo obsidian]

bro keshav

[green elk]

why is bro just spamming questions

[echo obsidian]

is going too crazy

[hidden glacier]

these questions are kinda dumb

[daring bane]

this is so funny

[somber badge]

Tobe

[daring bane]

scrubs be asking bum ass questinos

[opal needle]

bro this has to be a troll

[echo obsidian]

can someone ask in chat how many zon's do you think google is

[hidden glacier]

i feel like you should know these atp especially as a new grad

[echo obsidian]

please

[daring bane]

trynna get that dc email bro u got it

[echo obsidian]

these questions are so mickey

[narrow sierra]

I love how he's asking questions in the chat when there's a huge blue button

that says "Ask a Question"

😭

[urban ore]

LMAO

[hidden glacier]

LOL

[narrow sierra]

KEVIN

[urban ore]

😭

@vale ridge

[lilac hemlock]

yo @vale ridge 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[dawn valve]

Bro

[echo obsidian]

kevin is getting DC from her

looksmaxxing bro

[lilac hemlock]

opposite of direct consideration bro

[daring bane]

wtfff

[lilac hemlock]

recruiting sent me a restraining order