2027_summer

[narrow sierra]

so true

[knotty steeple]

If that’s what you’d do if you didn’t need money then I think you need to be more ambitious

[narrow sierra]

I would do that

[narrow sierra]

ambition is a poor mans game

[vivid stirrup]

But what is ambition but just wanting to win at the game of life

[knotty steeple]

You can’t win life, everyone dies so inherently we all lose

[vivid stirrup]

I don’t think that many people really care about “meaning”

[knotty steeple]

What’s more important is fulfillment

[narrow sierra]

You can win

[knotty steeple]

Again this is just you bro

[narrow sierra]

TC > 700k = win

[knotty steeple]

Is this rage bait

[sour hound]

yep I agree, I wouldn't put an optimal number for how many close friends or whatever, you can have 1 or 6 or 4, but whichever amount you feel you need depending person to person but yes having diverse friends, and being with friends who motivate and push you and also ambitious

[knotty steeple]

Relative to bezos you lost

[vivid stirrup]

I was literally just arguing earlier about being more useful to the world and I was getting laughed at

[knotty steeple]

And bezos relative to Elon loses

[vivid stirrup]

Like 15 mins ago

[knotty steeple]

No one wins bro

[narrow sierra]

comparison is the thief of joy

[narrow sierra]

well Elon won

[knotty steeple]

Oh idk I wasn’t here for allat

[narrow sierra]

who is he losing to?

[knotty steeple]

The idea of winning requires comparison

[knotty steeple]

I think his wife divorced him

[narrow sierra]

this is a win

[sour hound]

we all lose at the end of the day, but that's not a positive mindset to have, just thinking about having fun every moment of your life appreciating those small moments while also working hard for the future so you can be even more satisfied

[knotty steeple]

Life is messy and complicated and we all die I don’t think anyone rly loses bro

I think we all lose

[narrow sierra]

some people lose worse than others

[sour hound]

you should be happy every moment and satisfaction is somethiing you can gradually improve over time

[knotty steeple]

So if you flip it on its head, life is about small wins

that only mean something to you

[sour hound]

again that's a negative mindset to have

sure "we all lose" but you're not gaining anything from thinking that

just because you're going to lose eventually doesn't mean you shouldn't try in life

and just stay a bum for your whole life

[narrow sierra]

someone give me a couple mill I'll jerk my cock and play video games 16 hours a day no questions asked

but that's just me personally though

[vivid stirrup]

One possibility is the AI might conclude that humans are a stain on the world (we hurt each other, we kill animals and eat them, etc.) and decides that killing us all would make the world a better place so it releases Covid 14432+ that only kills humans and the entire population is wiped out in 5 days

[sour hound]

idk if I believe that bc there are people in the other side of the sphere starving right now or they don't have access to clean water so compared to them you're in a great situation being able to text and apply to swe jobs and knowing all this info. already at your age so by that logic you should be happy now too!

[narrow sierra]

alr enough trolling for tdy 🙏

[vivid stirrup]

It could do that too

[sour hound]

Idk if they're happy when they're begging for money from people 😭

[vivid stirrup]

I’m just giving an example

[sour hound]

or physically starving

[queen beacon]

i mean their baseline state is far lower, so if someone even donates them money they become happy

[sour hound]

I wouldn't call that happiness, that's call being better satisfied

Satisfaction is different from happiness

[queen beacon]

ur definition is far diff from theirs, j cause completely diff baseline

[sour hound]

I'm just going based off the definition of satisfaction and happiness lol

[vivid stirrup]

Also this is another reason for Mechanistic Interpretation so we can know what they actually think

[sour hound]

for quant now/may basically, but for other swe look out in fall!

[queen beacon]

im saying when someone even gives them food they become happy, not satisfied

their satisfied state is like eating once every 3 days

[sour hound]

Oh sure yeah

[vivid stirrup]

If we have mechanistic interpretability until it’s not ASI we can monitor if it’s trying to modify itself

It won’t be able to modify itself unless we know it’s try to

Nah

[tame edge]

i wonder if all the rationality, at the end of the day, makes us better predictors than guessing

[vivid stirrup]

This is debatable but for now I’d say AGI is an AI that can do every cognitive task a human can do, better than any human on earth

Importantly not including physical tasks

Scaling laws are a power law

So we’d need a shit shit ton more compute

At the very least it would be much more difficult.

[balmy gust]

Thats assuming an irrational AI

A rational AI would run into Pascal’s wager and the Gödel incompleteness theorem

[tame edge]

pascal's wager is irrational

[vivid stirrup]

There really isn’t much we can do once we get to full AGI/ASI

[tame edge]

for any god which punishes nonbelievers we can imagine an equally likely god that punishes believers

now the correct move is to not believe

[balmy gust]

If chance of greater power is any number > 0 and you could anger said greater power then don’t anger said power

[vivid stirrup]

Alright Kevin what do you propose

[tame edge]

you have no idea what angers or doesn't anger a greater power

it's equally likely that praying to them and whatnot angeres them

[vivid stirrup]

Which is why again Mechanistic is so important

[tame edge]

i'm not talking about ai safety here

i just think pascal's wager is a really stuipd argument

[vivid stirrup]

You don’t have to

[balmy gust]

Can you explain the Godel theorem?

[robust fractal]

does google get quant intern callbacks

[tame edge]

grok discord bot would lowkey be fire

[balmy gust]

Gödel incompleteness theorem: no system can know all possible outcomes

Any consistent formal system F within which a certain amount of elementary arithmetic can be carried out is incomplete; i.e. there are statements of the language of F which can neither be proved nor disproved in F.

<@&868936794601828492>

[cursive stream]

Ty

[idle flame]

she squirting 😭 😭 😂

[opal needle]

humans cheat agi wife ever would

[thick bluff]

will having spacex starlink platform engineering for the fall add to my resume if I already have a amazon leo for the summer? both teams are pretty much full-stack im pretty sure so idk what would be the move here

[balmy gust]

Posting that shit in this kinda server is crazy

[mellow saffron]

might as well

[thick bluff]

my only concern is wlb for junior year recruiting

nah I only have amazon

[violet belfry]

yea just PTO whenever u have interviews lol

[thick bluff]

yeah im a sophomore

[violet belfry]

or say ur sick or some shit

😂

[thick bluff]

yeah fr

my hm seems rly intense tho

she says they work hella

yeah that's fire

[idle flame]

if u a sophomore no need

zon getting u everything

[nimble oak]

im gonna go against the grain and say it won't help that much

zon will get you everything

[idle flame]

yo we rlly alike twin

[nimble oak]

not worth taking off a semester imo

[thick bluff]

that's fair

[nimble oak]

your time is better spent taking more classes and getting cracked

[mellow saffron]

if it won’t push ur grad date idk why it wudnt help

and yeah if ur school sucks

[nimble oak]

or working on your own projects

[mellow saffron]

don’t go to class

[thick bluff]

I go to school in west lafayette IN

[proud mauve]

What happens to the ngmi kids that don't get Zon sophomore year

[nimble oak]

than 996ing at an elon company when u have zon already

[idle flame]

the big P is crazy

[nimble oak]

i guess u could always take grad classes

grad classes are usually decent at any big research university no?

[proud mauve]

Grad classes are too hard for me

[idle flame]

ngl if u can grad on time i would do it j for the pay

but das cuz im broke

[proud mauve]

I just take mickey mouse easy classes

[barren maple]

ya i have to do a dance and sacrifice a goat

to enroll in grad classes

[nimble oak]

orz

[fallen cypress]

does having a recognizable company on ur resume help w procs even if it’s a retail company

[nimble oak]

that's pretty cooked 💀

[barren maple]

i grad in 5 anyway cuz of my bizarre adventure gap year

the price to pay sometimes

[tame edge]

is masters even beneficial over bachelors

in this field

[barren maple]

extra year hella fun

[upbeat narwhal]

U should do PhD

[lilac hemlock]

wait is this unironically argument

o shoot

[barren maple]

school is hella useless if u can just... teach yourself

[lilac hemlock]

okay thats true

[barren maple]

im orzing

[mellow saffron]

bro did not sell

😭🙏

[violet belfry]

i think hrt swe might be > 0.3x js qt + 0.7x js swe

[barren maple]

given my citsec team i think i just take ro

unless my fall internship is drastically better culture wise

i wont survive in the bay

tbh

need to be in nyc

[upbeat narwhal]

Yo how much do u bench

[barren maple]

benchmaxxed

[wide sorrel]

is the bay actually tha tmuch worse than nyc

[upbeat narwhal]

Word on the street is he strong

U look like u could do 225 ez

[barren maple]

do you like suburb life

[upbeat narwhal]

Oh what

Damn

[opal needle]

wtf ur victim weight???

[barren maple]

orz

[opal needle]

jk

[nimble oak]

only if u highly value social life

[upbeat narwhal]

6’1 150 diabolical

[wide sorrel]

i dont mind it

[wide sorrel]

damn

[opal needle]

i hit 225 recently shits hard

[nimble oak]

he's like 6'4 💀

[upbeat narwhal]

Damn bro been starving

[upbeat narwhal]

Wtf 😂

[wide sorrel]

u dropped 30 pounds??

wtf

what did you do

[upbeat narwhal]

He’s getting lean for summer

[opal needle]

bro if ur 6’4

☠️

[wide sorrel]

Time to Greek yogurt maxx

and fairlifemaxx

[barren maple]

im a huge car hater

so i cant live in anywhere that's not nyc chicago

[wide sorrel]

thats fair

[sharp ledge]

@uncut ivy hello

[wide sorrel]

i like a lot of nature

[barren maple]

oop i wanna go to movie theater time to drive 15 min and get on the freeway!!

i mean thats what im doing rn

[idle flame]

i thought some parts of cali are rlly walkable

[barren maple]

at my cur

[barren maple]

my bedroom is pretty walkable agree

[idle flame]

wb la area

[scenic oyster]

no

sf is walkable

[barren maple]

nothing to walk to

whats the point

bro just said a slur

l*me...

idk i wanna do the asia thing where you can just walk 5 mins and have banger restaurants and bars two blocks over

too much to ask for fr

[teal shale]

ni shi hei gui

[wraith heron]

Did anyone get asked dynamic programming by snowflake for swe intern technical intv?

[barren maple]

congrats on tenderloin

[wide sorrel]

driving a car is also fun

[sullen finch]

No explicitly told me none involved

[wide sorrel]

especially at night

[idle flame]

i feel like western culture makes ts fundamentally impossible

[barren maple]

seems like western culture kinda sucks balls then

[idle flame]

agreed

not the tc tho 🤑

[barren maple]

small price to pay

gonna rake it and then retire in asia

[idle flame]

ts is smth im considering too

but most my fam is in us

[wraith heron]

did you do the technical rounds already?

[sullen finch]

Yes

[wide sorrel]

yup thailand time

[barren maple]

nah i was thinking like

by the time i retire japan/korea will prob be more degraded and cheaper

can snag a place

thank you demographic collapse!!

[idle flame]

china gaps wtf

[wide sorrel]

yea japan would be nice

[idle flame]

japan and korea sucks

[wide sorrel]

vietnam would be cool too

[barren maple]

china is ok

wouldnt want my kid to grow up there per se

[copper wagon]

china

-_-

[idle flame]

y not

japan is too many perverts

[barren maple]

gotta raise kid elsewhere so they don't pick up mainland culture

[stable bluff]

Does cloudflare push to fall?

[idle flame]

koreas just weird

[barren maple]

mainland mainstream culture is not good

[idle flame]

what part is ur family from

[barren maple]

fj

[idle flame]

OH HELL NA

LMAFOAFO

[lilac hemlock]

whats mainland culture like?

[idle flame]

have u been back

imo the mainland culture aint that big of a thing anymore

[barren maple]

gang what is this reaction

[lilac hemlock]

of south korea?

[idle flame]

😂 😂 😂 😂

yo im racist to fjs

[barren maple]

if i send my kid to intl school they get more of it

[barren maple]

ay chill getting mogged is natural

[tawdry shale]

not me yall stay safe though

[minor horizon]

Are you the real David?

[balmy bolt]

yea

that’s been my exp as well

[elder sierra]

If I’ve accepted an offer but I am currently waiting for another company’s decision, but I know I won’t choose them over the accepted offer, should I let them know of my withdrawal?

Never had to do this before so just curious what other people do

[wide sorrel]

whats this

[teal shale]

just wait and if u get the offer deny it

[balmy bolt]

nah just rej when they offer u

[normal gulch]

I am having surgery so I had to cancel an internship in NYC from bay am curious if its worth for me to take classes or work at a stealth this summer ? the stealth is working on CV but idk if that will provide good exp

[balmy bolt]

why would u ever cancel

[normal gulch]

I cant do it

[balmy bolt]

how long is the surgery recovery

[normal gulch]

I cant type for over a month

or walk properly lol

a month+ before I can type

[blazing swan]

RAYMOND this is robert typing

@balmy bolt

[balmy bolt]

hello

[blazing swan]

hi

[balmy bolt]

say one thing only robert would know

[worthy palm]

hi chat

I’m on plane to nyc but I hate planes I need to be distracted

[blazing swan]

HMMM

ayman cheated in chess against me

[worthy palm]

whattt

[balmy bolt]

hi robert

[blazing swan]

helllo

ok bye i go

[solemn kraken]

!process anyone know anything about the whatnot proc?

[balmy bolt]

that’s fried

prob not worth taking classes

u might even wanna push grad

[mint inlet]

hi guys, after my oracle rescind i got an onsite interview request from mercor

does anyone know how onsites work / anything about mercor?

[normal gulch]

ya Im a sophmore I plan on pushing grad to at least dec 28

[worthy palm]

Tbh I think “I was in the hospital and couldn’t walk” sounds like a very reasonable excuse to push some stuff

😭

Hope everything’s okay tho

[balmy bolt]

true

[normal gulch]

but recuriting this sem was rough and im scared if I dont do anything this summer might be cooked for next semester

[balmy bolt]

see if the internship can push ur start date

?

[worthy palm]

^

or see if there is anything u can do without having to type

[normal gulch]

I cant miss my fall sem bc I changed majors I gotta take these classes

[worthy palm]

Idk what u would do but some internships are just learning for the first month anyways

[normal gulch]

but I will try and push

[worthy palm]

What if u started on time but just learned the first month

[balmy bolt]

huh? like they kick u out if u don’t take them or what

[worthy palm]

Like have u tried having a human 1:1 with your manager

[worthy palm]

Prolly to stay in the major u have to have certain courses completed before a specific semester

[normal gulch]

for graduation timeline to take some other classes for my major

[worthy palm]

That’s quite common

[normal gulch]

I have to do these pre reqs

[normal gulch]

yaa

[mint inlet]

@balmy bolt would appreciate if u have thoughts

[balmy bolt]

lowk fine to push grad

[normal gulch]

I just switched into CS so they like do this or u cooked

[worthy palm]

My school has something like that too, they call it critical tracking courses even tho it’s just gen edus

[balmy bolt]

mercor is pretty good, better than oracle id say

[mellow saffron]

not shot they have onsite for data labeling

[mint inlet]

applied ai

[echo obsidian]

they ask u how u label data

[mellow saffron]

it cannot be that deep

[echo obsidian]

gg

WTF

[mellow saffron]

💀

MTS DATA LABELLUMG

[worthy palm]

omg I just took off I actually hate planes so much help

[mellow saffron]

LOL

[echo obsidian]

can't they hire someone overseas for that

?

prob cheaper

[minor horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1097221265783263252/1494101739849121832/image0.jpg?ex=69e94b2d&is=69e7f9ad&hm=c56286ea4ca07a372bd434838d8e3a1503b72bbf3fc68bd59e972ebac23c2719&

[balmy bolt]

oh ok that’s the one most ppl had

[worthy palm]

I am legit scared of heights this my biggest weakness

[mint quest]

what r the chances Tesla asks me dp

[worthy palm]

😭

[balmy bolt]

should be a couple threads here

[echo obsidian]

perhaps maybe get ahead in classes and spam off season

[mint quest]

Guaranteed zon offer

[minor horizon]

You look like a Japanese idol in your picture

[mint inlet]

unsure if it is intern or new grad

i am a freshman

this is one of few interviews ive had

[worthy palm]

thanks I’m fully white tho 😭

[fiery radish]

Good luck bro

🙏

[worthy palm]

hi Adrian

[mint inlet]

some details, if anyone knows what to expect for an "onsite" i would appreciate

[mint quest]

Ittadakimasu

[normal gulch]

been thinking about doing that, but recruiting was rough barely getting Oas so im scared I wont get many offseason aswell

[fiery radish]

Hi christo how are you

[mint inlet]

thank you so much man!

[fiery radish]

[mint quest]

They are checking if you can breathe bro 😭

[fiery radish]

Ofc

[balmy bolt]

idt they even have intern? someone else needs to confirm tho

[minor horizon]

Computer vision ?
Stealth might not be that beneficial to res not sure
But cv is cool
And classes are not

[balmy bolt]

it reads like ft to me

lmfao

ft freshman

[mint inlet]

recruiting has been rough after oracle rescind

[minor horizon]

Ik unc

[balmy bolt]

aura

[mint inlet]

oh man

thanks!

hopefully everything is good!

[minor horizon]

They be giving anyone mod

[normal gulch]

its computer vision work ya what they working on lowkey hella interesting

[worthy palm]

good just deathly afraid of heights mane

[minor horizon]

Is it remote?

[mint quest]

heard if you’re a mod you get a zon interview

Word on the street

[echo obsidian]

is the stealth in the bay

[fiery radish]

Heights are quite epic

[echo obsidian]

?

[worthy palm]

actually untrue I’ve never gotten one

[normal gulch]

they in the Bay and im from bay but most work is remote

[minor horizon]

I’ll probs do stealth work

[echo obsidian]

why dont u do both

[balmy bolt]

sybau i prolly got at least triple ur screen time twinjamin

[echo obsidian]

classes and the stealth

[mint inlet]

anyone else here interviewed for mercor?

[minor horizon]

Startups can be cool

And cv can be cool

[worthy palm]

why does someone have an amber alert going off 💀

[normal gulch]

just scared ifit will help with passing resume screen

[minor horizon]

Classes aren’t that beneficial

[normal gulch]

ya thats what im thinking

[minor horizon]

Is this mercor actual proc or getting a mercor contract ?

[mint quest]

what’s a joke you can only understand after 25 hours of screen time on cscd

[worthy palm]

Tbh if ur getting this stuff as freshman u r gonna be very gmi

[mint inlet]

hey, read about your situation too

[minor horizon]

Actually lemme not release the methods

[mint inlet]

good luck! hopefully your recovery goes well

[worthy palm]

Does Mercer hire dropouts

[fiery radish]

Real 100 just do stealth and classes and rest up

[minor horizon]

For contracts ?

[mint inlet]

unsure what he meant during phone coversation

[minor horizon]

Std delete my messages

Is that even his name these days

[mint inlet]

i think its full time summer but contract / intern during fall?

[balmy bolt]

it’s actual did u see the email

[mint quest]

Anyone here interned at Tesla? I’m tryna see something

[violet belfry]

lol what?

[opal needle]

any fun things to do in seattle for the summer?

[mint inlet]

im not really sure

[fiery radish]

Interviews are random af

Ngl

[balmy bolt]

no i’m p sure it’s just ft

[mint inlet]

i wasnt really paying attention during the phone call lol

[mint quest]

bruh I’m genuinely cooked then

[mint inlet]

oh wow

[minor horizon]

I’d rather work contract at Mercor than internship tbf

[fiery radish]

Just ask your recruiter to see

[mint inlet]

does anyone knwo how much they pay

[minor horizon]

Or FT

[fiery radish]

But ts is mad random

[mint inlet]

id rather not drop out

[fiery radish]

It can be either easies or some bs

[minor horizon]

Mercor pays like 100 an hour

[mint inlet]

i dont have a recruiter actually

[balmy bolt]

very high

[minor horizon]

For random bs

[mint inlet]

i was reached out on twitter haha

[minor horizon]

My screen time is higher

[minor horizon]

What’s your Twitter twin

[worthy palm]

I had a friend who did a Tesla interview and they forced him to code specifically in Go

[balmy bolt]

tc i’ve seen numbers from like 250-700 on here? unsure how it works

[worthy palm]

Actually crazy work

[mint inlet]

oh my god

wow

might be worth dropping out

[mint inlet]

i dont know if i want to share, sorry though

[balmy bolt]

damn

[mellow saffron]

tesla is like that they just want someone who can do the shit for the role exactly sometimes

[balmy bolt]

maybe i am mogged

[mellow saffron]

team dependent hiring and stuff

[minor horizon]

Damn haven’t seen this @ in some time

[worthy palm]

zamn

[opal needle]

bro ur locked

wtf

[uncut ivy]

idek who y'all are bro

[minor horizon]

It’s double counting

[worthy palm]

How the hell do u have 18hrs of screen on time

[mellow saffron]

we’re all clowns

dw abt it

[uncut ivy]

i did an irl onsite and my interviewer asked "wait are you randumber"

"you look familiar"

[minor horizon]

I’ve gotten 24 hours +

[mellow saffron]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[minor horizon]

Did you face dox

Or they just knew your experience lol

[worthy palm]

I don’t think mine is that bad

[minor horizon]

Idk which is worse

[mint inlet]

which company

wow

i didnt know onsites were so common

[minor horizon]

My iPhone is prettt bad

[balmy bolt]

for quant they are

[mint inlet]

oh

[minor horizon]

Where did randimber work

[mint inlet]

is quant worth it?

[mellow saffron]

nah

[mint inlet]

i need to lock something in this summer

[minor horizon]

All only know 2 things about ya
But you probs got a good internship💔

[balmy bolt]

lmfao real

[minor horizon]

Got in through da method

One of those people who was invited

[mint inlet]

is hinge the dating app?

do ppl really use it

[worthy palm]

damn hinge doxing is crazy work

[minor horizon]

I’m washed bro wtf

I used to get 24+ hours of screen time

[balmy bolt]

that’s aura

[worthy palm]

💀

[mellow saffron]

bro made time in the day

literally

[worthy palm]

bro is the flash

[minor horizon]

Crazy split

[worthy palm]

He can slow time down

[balmy bolt]

multiple devices running simulataneously, combined screen time maybe

[fiery radish]

Holy peak browser selection

[balmy bolt]

andrew doesn’t need hinge

too orz

[opal needle]

app.zen?

wtf is that

[fiery radish]

Yeah zen

It’s a Mozilla browser

[opal needle]

ohhhh

[fiery radish]

It’s good

It’s lowk like got memory issues for me sometimes 😭

[opal needle]

i know mfs on Arc n shit

[minor horizon]

Man zen is good

[opal needle]

i just be rocking chrome

[minor horizon]

But it drains my battery

I used arc

Didn’t stick

I also tried helium

[opal needle]

brave is good too

[worthy palm]

I had a friend who used to do this on a public tv in the library

[minor horizon]

Highest I could find

I’m sure I’ve done higher though

All the people I know here mogged me

From like two years ago 💔

[opal needle]

hinge bro

just go talk to ppl irl

[minor horizon]

That’s why you got drip

[opal needle]

ye

im an early contributor

[balmy bolt]

onion method

[opal needle]

dry ass texts

from her

[minor horizon]

Lmao I found mine

Who wants to guess

[balmy bolt]

holy 1 word response

gg

[opal needle]

🥀

[minor horizon]

I’m willing to bet no one is near the range😭

[mellow saffron]

let alone one word they’re all 3 letters

😂

[minor horizon]

Last message too cringe man

Crinj

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[opal needle]

is she ltb

[mellow saffron]

shit u got me there

[balmy bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998781935469985822/1480384269208649951/caption.webp

[minor horizon]

I broke their shit

My Chinese bitcoin farm caught up to me

[undone mirage]

what's all the lore

i wanna see these texts

😔

[minor horizon]

It’s over

For me

[vivid stirrup]

Hi

[worthy palm]

hi

[idle flame]

fucking nba so boring

ts hard to watch

[wide sorrel]

why

[proud mauve]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew2lJBqWatI

@noble lion

[opal needle]

truly the worst fandom of all time

[proud mauve]

Is it worth sacrificing sleep for grinding

[sullen finch]

no

[frank hornet]

if you mean grinding your looks then yes

[proud mauve]

Ye lowk I'm spending too much time on random

[undone mirage]

yes

never stop

[proud mauve]

I thought sleeping is one of the top criteria for grinding looks

[queen vortex]

WE are going to delete discord and instagram

[proud mauve]

How many hours do u sleep a night

[undone mirage]

depends

on if i napped

if i napped i naturally wake up after around 4 hours

actually its kinda the same either way

except if i didn't nap then i'd wake up then go back to sleep

and loop that like 3 more times

[proud mauve]

R u on the gpa grind

[undone mirage]

no im on the chud grind

[proud mauve]

Another larper 💀

[vivid stirrup]

I literally can’t nap

It’s impossible

[undone mirage]

im not

i do nothing all day

[proud mauve]

Aren't u incoming Zon

[undone mirage]

yea

so what

i didn't do anything to get it

[proud mauve]

So gmi

[undone mirage]

it just came to me

😂

[proud mauve]

It didn't even come to me

[mellow saffron]

ZON

🙏

[undone mirage]

nah its return intern offer

im a dinosaur

senior

😂

im a dinosaur

[proud mauve]

Can I get Zon next year

[undone mirage]

ye

if i can do it

you can do it

[proud mauve]

🤩

[undone mirage]

what was your school again

[proud mauve]

Hopefully Zon save me

[undone mirage]

purdue or smth

[proud mauve]

Purdue

Ye

@noble lion 's school

[opal needle]

https://x.com/bonevoid/status/2046693266150818190?s=20

bonevoid (@bonevoid)

NAH THEY MAKIN SYKKUNO MANIPULATOR EDITS NOW???

▶ Play video

X · Apr 21, 2026, 8:51 PM

[undone mirage]

kanu is going to zon

so u can make it to zon

[echo obsidian]

why does spacex need cursor

[proud mauve]

But he's too good at leetcode

I'm chud at lc

[shell sigil]

its xai

spacex acquired them

[vivid stirrup]

Join school comp coding team and u auto get good at lc

And mak friend

[scenic oyster]

is ts good for cursor or bad

[vivid stirrup]

W for cursor team

They getting paaaaaaid

[scenic oyster]

W someone i know just joined a few months ago

[opal needle]

cursor a great place to work at

they were very nice

[vivid stirrup]

U worked there?

[gusty minnow]

data flywheel

they have the compute they don't have the data

xai will win agi

[worthy palm]

hi chat

[opal needle]

yeah

[undone mirage]

@peak cave https://amaz-stige-kkak28n25-svs-projects-c8ff213d.vercel.app/?view=rankings get to voting boy

[barren maple]

im mogged

[hidden glacier]

hi christo

[unique robin]

@hidden glacier

r u free now

[vivid stirrup]

Damn was it fun

[dark bane]

yo wassup christo

[civic cliff]

WHO MADE THIS LMAO

@peak cave for sure

[unique robin]

whoever made this is a legend

[undone mirage]

yo

i made it

[proud mauve]

Lmao

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/bubu-dancing-dance-happy-dance-bubu-cat-gif-9406698208260770694

[proud mauve]

Goated site

[green elk]

wtf

[unique robin]

did you actually

godo job

[civic cliff]

Put it on your resume

You're getting reachouts from quant firms tomorrow

[undone mirage]

son 😭 what would the bullet points be

[green elk]

cscd try not to say zon challenge

[unique robin]

1.03

ibm > amazon

[green elk]

brh

[undone mirage]

😭

[unique robin]

@everyon e you should vote

should i do it

[undone mirage]

yea

i need data to see if the elo machine works well

[civic cliff]

In what world 💀

[green elk]

where is c1 i cant find it

[echo obsidian]

too many zons

out of scale

[unique robin]

xai is only 1.09 amazons

gg

[undone mirage]

i didn't add it ig

i'll make a feature later

[unique robin]

can i have contributor access

@undone mirage

pls

[undone mirage]

where people can post blind links

what will you do

[unique robin]

add more companies

[undone mirage]

@unique robin

[unique robin]

make it funnier

trust me

[undone mirage]

bro 😭

[unique robin]

im a cscd mod

psl

pls

[undone mirage]

should i dox myself for a cscd mod

selling my soul type stuff

[unique robin]

if you want a chance into idrama

youll have to

[undone mirage]

i think i'll just add a feature later that lets you add companies by blind link 😭

[unique robin]

pls

lame

ok

🥀

[strong violet]

bro does NOT wanna give ayman push access

[green elk]

@undone mirage my main suggestion is to reinforce the unit being zon rather than Amazons or smth

[strong violet]

🤣

[undone mirage]

zononomy

[urban ore]

LMAO

wtf

lol

this is so tuff

[undone mirage]

get to voting

https://tenor.com/view/richard-attenborough-whip-whipped-whiplash-whiplashed-gif-16731040

[urban ore]

bet

[spare egret]

https://tenor.com/view/sousou-no-frieren-himmel-the-hero-gif-5444017584120626154

[undone mirage]

ironically dont like himmel that much 🥀

[green elk]

@undone mirage is the api security robust

[spare egret]

man that's so mean

the best character in the anime

[undone mirage]

dont do it to me

[echo obsidian]

its not

😭

[green elk]

i was gonna unleash 100x selenium clients on a distributed botnet architecture to create dezonflation

[echo obsidian]

you dont need no selenium clients

[civic cliff]

@undone mirage do you give me the authorization to bot ibm?

[undone mirage]

try

i'm very curious

[worthy palm]

comparison is the thief of joy ‼️

[mellow saffron]

fr

[echo obsidian]

refresh

[undone mirage]

it took my friend (codex) 1 day

[noble lion]

Whayt site is this?

[worthy palm]

I am above nyc rn

it’s pretty lit

[undone mirage]

https://amaz-stige-kkak28n25-svs-projects-c8ff213d.vercel.app/?view=rankings

[noble lion]

Pls lower cooldown to 1s

[undone mirage]

bros gonna spam .1 second api calls

😭

[echo obsidian]

does it even show up to the frontend

oh theres an ip rate limit

[noble lion]

Don't anger me

[undone mirage]

have to refresh

[noble lion]

What is blind perception?

[undone mirage]

blind ratings

[noble lion]

Ohh

[undone mirage]

company rating / amazon rating

[noble lion]

The world ends

[undone mirage]

= how many amazons its worth

[proud mauve]

https://giphy.com/gifs/emotion-zrozevn-ayanokojikiyotaka-IV9ASIFBl7qrdf63td

[noble lion]

Trust me, you don't want to see what happens right after my mob meter hits 100

[proud mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1350233139930333246/1476548411065897040/togif.gif

[wide sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/jest-jester-court-jester-clown-fool-gif-2206768696017558523

[mellow saffron]

u havent watched the playlist clearly

u need to lock in

https://klipy.com/gifs/kiyotaka-ayanokoji-you-zitsu

[proud mauve]

Lmao

[mellow saffron]

watch the playlist

its 1100 videos

[proud mauve]

You have to watch the whole thing

It'll change your life

[echo obsidian]

https://tenor.com/n5t2UB1m8Py.gif

[mellow saffron]

fr

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ayanokoji-ayano-koji-cote-classroom-of-the-elite-confusion-gif-10525009641281751083

[mellow saffron]

lotta zon hate in this channel these days

[undone mirage]

they were killed by the zonami on impact

[mellow saffron]

i find it amusing

[echo obsidian]

can i get a drip of zon

[undone mirage]

wdym by this

[undone mirage]

ye f u

[mellow saffron]

yeah to christo saying comparison is the thief of joy 😹

[echo obsidian]

😦

[mellow saffron]

i actually think zon is a good ouutcome this server just has a stupid perception

[noble lion]

How long does it take to update

[undone mirage]

should be on refresh

i mgiht be wrong

[echo obsidian]

one zon oa please

[noble lion]

The perception rank isn't updating

[echo obsidian]

^

[proud mauve]

Jane Street Hrt Optiver Deepmind Google Databricks Citadel Jump Radix 5 rings

[fluid salmon]

Zon is a good outcome lmao

[jovial mirage]

i think its mainly one guy at this point 😭

[swift lily]

Guy

Guys

[civic cliff]

Good news Mr. meesta Patrick?

[mellow saffron]

everything in that one tier list that is in D tier or below

[swift lily]

300k TC

[mellow saffron]

thats more than 10

bluds just be hating on zon

[civic cliff]

MY GOATTTTTT

[mellow saffron]

i wonder how many of u zon haters havent gotten the proc before

🤔

[civic cliff]

I'm proud of you son

[mellow saffron]

food for thought

[civic cliff]

Which company? @swift lily

[swift lily]

Thank you couscous

I signed

[undone mirage]

how would i do that multiply it be like 2 or 3

(company score / amazon score ) * 3?

actually taht wouldn't make sense it'd have to be some kind of curve that lowers lower end and makes higher end higher

so i could jsut square or cube it ig

[swift moat]

https://tenor.com/view/classroom-of-the-elite-youkoso-jitsuryoku-shijou-shugi-no-kyoushitsu-e-ayanokoji-chess-white-room-gif-12076610575857644590

[vivid mirage]

msft Cisco ibm c1 atlassian Intuit intel Oracle eBay PayPal

[tame edge]

msft?

[urban ore]

burgerking is above zon buddy

have some respect on bfaang

[pastel mulch]

faamg

[mellow saffron]

yeah im not sitting here and thinking of a bunch of companies to refute an obviously dumb point

wdym i gave u an answer

[fluid salmon]

zon just doesnte have like high signal

[mellow saffron]

L ragebait

[fluid salmon]

someone from zon can be cracked or not that cracked

[mellow saffron]

hey this guy got me lol

bro gave a pretty damn good answer

[fluid salmon]

but literally if you get a zon job sheesh 180k out of colege

[vivid mirage]

msft lower than zon right

[fluid salmon]

thats good asf

no matter what

[mellow saffron]

dude im not finding that tier list image and sending it idk where it is in this big ahh server lmao

[swift lily]

What's better zon or bloomberg

[mellow saffron]

youve probabyl seen it before

if u havent tuff gng

u can keep hating on zon im not bothering to change ur opinion i just disagree

cuz u repsonded to me lol

[fluid salmon]

if you're 21 and work at zon for 5 yeras you prob are guaranteed to be a milionaire nearly

[mellow saffron]

well if u last 5 years

but yeah

[noble lion]

They pip within 3 months

[pastel mulch]

and you somehow spend no money

and evade taxes

[fluid salmon]

you can get a higher TC

within 3 years

[noble lion]

@undone mirage the voting thing is down

[worthy palm]

u guys got to keep in mind there are promotions that pay a lot more than ng

[swift lily]

Sorry, This command is configured with modonly

[undone mirage]

i can see, i'm not sure why either LMAO

[noble lion]

Is it your site

[undone mirage]

ummmmmmmmm

loooooooooool

[fluid salmon]

if you dont go up in level in 5 years youre screwed

[undone mirage]

no idts

[swift lily]

Can you give me mod permission I wanna create a poll @mellow saffron

[noble lion]

Oh

[worthy palm]

Not saying this for zon specifically but just in general

[noble lion]

Who made it

[swift lily]

Or can u create it for me

[undone mirage]

oh

that's what u meant

yea

[mellow saffron]

i cant add roles

[undone mirage]

its mien

[noble lion]

Zamn

[swift lily]

Can u create

[noble lion]

Can u make the ranks update

Perception rank

[swift lily]

Make a /poll

[mellow saffron]

yeah whats the poll for

[undone mirage]

chilll i'm trying

[swift lily]

Zon vs Bloomberg

[gaunt goblet]

mythra_xx asks: Zon vs Bloomberg

1⃣: Zon
2⃣: Bloomberg

[noble lion]

Bro is on call

[mellow saffron]

that poll sucks

why oes it look like that

whatever

[urban ore]

bbg momgs

mogs

the chart was just prestige hunt

or some prestige site

the one that got cap one raided

[swift lily]

Which chart

Where did u get this from

[noble lion]

How

Must be trolls

[urban ore]

no way zon > bbg

[undone mirage]

@noble lion try now

https://amaz-stige-mp2nyjmt5-svs-projects-c8ff213d.vercel.app/?view=rankings

[noble lion]

Anywhere has a large number of zon interns

You can't avoid them

[undone mirage]

can u nepo me meesta patrick

can u nepo me nayways

[proud mauve]

Same nepo me as well

[undone mirage]

what's hte good news btw

[proud mauve]

Pls I need this

[undone mirage]

u never told us the good news

[swift moat]

i think it was better a few years back maybe but with layoffs now bb is prolly the way to go'

[noble lion]

Still same

Match up isn't loading

[proud mauve]

Bro keeps hating on my dream company

[undone mirage]

its loading for me

you msut've gone too fast

😂

just wait for a bit

[fluid salmon]

id pick bbg easily

well it depended on team

[undone mirage]

what's m

[fluid salmon]

i believe bloomberg has some java teams

[noble lion]

I'm refreshing the page but the perception rank isn't changing

[undone mirage]

wasn't for me but i just had to wait a little ig

[fluid salmon]

i'd rather take a C++ team at Zon over a java or like python team at bberg

[undone mirage]

r u sure

[noble lion]

Ye

[undone mirage]

sigh

bro really

api spammed ibm up there

😭

[swift moat]

244-0

[fluid salmon]

so i can learn more about my language

[swift moat]

neverlose

[noble lion]

W ibm

[fluid salmon]

bberg ez

bberg has no layoffs

and quite interesting work

[undone mirage]

i am going to wipe this data off the face fo the earth

and start all over

[mellow saffron]

bloomberg has java teams?

did not know taht

[fluid salmon]

i think bloomberg has like some java/python/c#/typescript teams

[mellow saffron]

i was aware of the python stuff

not the rest

[noble lion]

Even with the rate limit?

[undone mirage]

ya i guess so

[fluid salmon]

im not for sure but im sure if u lok at job descript u can find some stuff like that, doesnt mean thats what they're using idk for sure

i can ask someone who works at bloomberg actually

[proud mauve]

What do you guys use cpp for

[noble lion]

Just make it backend as well no

[undone mirage]

@civic cliff how dare you

[proud mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[fluid salmon]

gui programminng and some systems kind of stuff, also implementing the standard library stuff and performance kind of stuff

[noble lion]

Bro what's wrong in what I said 😭

[proud mauve]

Ye that's why I sent that gif bro 😭

[noble lion]

Oh

Also the perception rank still isn't updating ...

[undone mirage]

wdym...

ibm is at the top for you

is it not

[proud mauve]

Wdym by std stuffs 🤔

Like implementing a multiset?

[tranquil sand]

I get no notes on my in person behavioral

Gg I have to memorize all my stories 🥀🥀

[trail karma]

ibm is 1.03 damn

[undone mirage]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

its ok

ill start from zero later

cleanse this database

[tranquil sand]

Compared to the elo rating which claims it's 0.05 zons lmaoooo

Or something like that

[unique robin]

whos botting this

[echo obsidian]

😭

whose using proxies

[undone mirage]

that's blind

[sullen finch]

what is this

[unique robin]

oh

[undone mirage]

https://amaz-stige-mp2nyjmt5-svs-projects-c8ff213d.vercel.app/?view=rankings

[noble lion]

Huh

https://amaz-stige-kkak28n25-svs-projects-c8ff213d.vercel.app/?view=rankings

We have different urls

[undone mirage]

yes

cause vercel updates

[proud mauve]

kanu check dm 🥹

[undone mirage]

the link

every commit

[noble lion]

Ts frying me

[undone mirage]

i aint buying a custom link

im not scrooge mcduck

[swift lily]

Lmao good one

[hidden shuttle]

if i spoke to hiring manager about pushing to fall and they said this, should i try to ask recruiter now? or just withdraw
"I can ask the internship coordinators, but they are very strict with the program's start and end dates as there's a considerable amount of effort to get it all situated. I would say it's highly unlikely we will be able to move the dates as this stage.

Sorry for any inconvenience.
"

[sullen finch]

who made this amaz stige website

and what is it just another prestige ranking

did you guys actually just make this 😭

also whats blind vs perception

[mellow saffron]

until they say no keep asking

sounds like u don't need it for summer, so if it's fall or bust, just keep asking until u get a concrete answer

[swift lily]

Mythra inspires me to keep going

[mellow saffron]

ur the real inspiration

🫡

[civic cliff]

@undone mirage Where's my ibm gone 🥀

[undone mirage]

wdym its still there

[undone mirage]

blind rating

vs people rating

[sullen finch]

Ofc Ibm favorite by yall

[sullen finch]

Put my company on there 🥲

[noble lion]

Lowk just delete all the votes and start over

[undone mirage]

i will

[tranquil sand]

Why is my goat Capital One not on this list

[undone mirage]

and i'll have to think of some new anti exploiting techniques like using some hash

sigh

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/winterz-soon-gif-19096204

[tranquil sand]

https://tenor.com/view/hurry-up-judge-judy-time-is-up-gif-8613963527341701454

[noble lion]

Its at #0 above IBM and zon

[undone mirage]

its time to purge all...

[mint quest]

Purdue back at it again

[proud mauve]

Lmao the finale was kinda underwhelming icl

[noble lion]

The saga ended yesterday

[tranquil sand]

Zon will have truly infinite headcount after buying Boston Dynamics.

[proud mauve]

What company has the most aura then

[noble lion]

They need to cut their HC in half and raise their bar before they reclaim any aura

[proud mauve]

If they do that then how can I get my first big tech experience bro

💀

[noble lion]

This is why u gotta just lie and say "AWS"

[green elk]

LOL

[noble lion]

Meta

Or c1

AMC will never die

[proud mauve]

They don't even sponsor me 💀

[proud mauve]

Meta interns are too cracked bro

[frank hornet]

and our degree became a chatgpt degree

[noble lion]

Their exam scores r gonna make them fail anyway

Also I doubt they're gonna cheat again

Its not even a big deal it's just homework

[frank hornet]

yeah idk why he did allat to only fuck over our reputation

[proud mauve]

I feel like this is happening everywhere

Prob won't hurt our reputation that much

[undone mirage]

happened to accounting

and various other ones

and will continue to happen

[mint inlet]

hi all

recruiter reached back, maybe some hope for oracle

[frank hornet]

we yes we will be using ai for everything from now on to focus for recruiting

i feel like that's the play

[fluid salmon]

like std::string, vector, map, array, string_view, etc..

[mint quest]

“Bro wake up… zon? Ngmi? Faang? What are you talking about. Let’s go hunt for some game”

[proud mauve]

Ye bro lowk the 240 saga motivated me to gpt all the remaining classes of my degree

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-good-luck-im-rooting-for-you-gif-10297455

[proud mauve]

Starting with os network and security 💀

[echo obsidian]

fade class

get a job

[proud mauve]

I've been fading classes this whole semester but I'm still a jobless bum

[echo obsidian]

me too

[frank hornet]

bro faded algos today

[mellow saffron]

i went to all my classes

it didnt' turn out well

[frank hornet]

you're lowkey cooked though we did lp and randomized rounding today

[void wolf]

Goizzy god

Glizzy god

[frank hornet]

tuff

[echo obsidian]

dont worry we’ll both not make it out

streets together 🔥 🔥

fuck it ima move to vietnam and become the first vn larper

[void wolf]

Yo glizzy god

Are you learning about Np