for tesla, how hard of LCs do they even ask 💀
#2027_summer
mint quest
mint quest
bro they ask lc
gritty breach
it only matters to get a perspective on how far you've come. But obviously you gotta always strive for better
gritty breach
it just makes me sad that I see so many people here dooming that they're a failure even though they have zon prev
and I'm like
bruh ur top 10% already
always do better
but you're not a failure
opal needle
it just makes me sad that I see so many people here dooming that they're a failu...
they just wanna aim higher ye
gritty breach
😭
opal needle
ye
mellow saffron
perspective is a bitch
fallen grail
!proc strava android intern for this summer
lilac hemlock
thats hype congrats
mint quest
post ur run on there
lilac hemlock
wrong channel but tuff
opal needle
HYPE
fallen grail
wrong channel but tuff
isn't 2026 archived
gritty breach
they just wanna aim higher ye
yea I can understand wanting to do better. That's a very good and healthy mentality to have. What's unhealthy is thinking you aren't enough or are cooked because you "only" have zon
mint quest
Data eng principles like feature extraction and database questions
that makes sense but the scope is super swe heavy tho so i deadass dont know
lilac hemlock
i still am
freshman year i didnt even know how bad the market was nor how many levels there were to this
freshman summer i was blissfully ignorant
lilac hemlock
sophomore fall i joined this damn server
opal needle
then ur ahh locked in
balmy bolt
when i was a freshman i had nothing and thought i was ngmi
its ok im 34 and have nothing
lilac hemlock
i had one proc in freshman year lol
i didnt even apply anywhere ☠️ ☠️
mellow saffron
u do get a third round pretty sure if u fumble a lil
for intern yeah idk if it’s the same for ng
lilac hemlock
the only mod that didnt turn larper is ayman
actually no he says every company is his dream company
mellow saffron
i mean that’s literally true
opal needle
mythra what are ur prevs
magic siren
lilac hemlock
mod role == larp... its in the name...
gritty breach
freshman year i didnt even know how bad the market was nor how many levels there...
lol I was a freshman in fall of 2022, so I lowk thought it would be easy to get an internship cause everyone was talking about how easy it is. Oh boy, was I timing-diffed
lilac hemlock
oh yeah christo is goated
opal needle
oh fuh
mellow saffron
mythra what are ur prevs
like the real version or the larp version
opal needle
real
lilac hemlock
larp
opal needle
lol I was a freshman in fall of 2022, so I lowk thought it would be easy to get ...
fall 2022 was when it started to get cooked right
lilac hemlock
lol I was a freshman in fall of 2022, so I lowk thought it would be easy to get ...
rippp
gritty breach
fall 2022 was when it started to get cooked right
yea
lilac hemlock
i thought 2022-2023 was still fine
opal needle
2025 was prob the worst
gritty breach
if I went to college 1 year earlier I lowk might've had a cracked freshman internship 
opal needle
2024 was bad too
balmy bolt
me and mythra are prev denny's dumpster diver
lilac hemlock
How ...
opal needle
prob not
gritty breach
nah
gritty breach
it's more for senior level
mellow saffron
me and mythra are prev denny's dumpster diver
this is true
lilac hemlock
goodbye intern
gritty breach
junior and intern level is even more cooked
lilac hemlock
gg
opal needle
ts why i needa graduate early
gritty breach
cause all the big tech CEO's are delusionally thinking they need to hire more seniors and replace junior devs with claude
gritty breach
so if you're a senior dev rn your life is good
mellow saffron
some companies think they need young talent who understand how to leverage ai and some think they can replace them with ai
lilac hemlock
cloudflare 1.1.1.1 and ibm will save us
opal needle
so we escape permanent underclass
lilac hemlock
ts why u needa grad early
dude i already cooked myself by taking a semester off 💀
im so low agency gng
opal needle
good boy
lilac hemlock
so that i can grad in 7 semesters
opal needle
jk
lilac hemlock
die
lilac hemlock
lilac hemlock
opal needle
tbh
tulip spruce
the doom continues onto 2027
opal needle
im so low agency gng
no one is truly high agency dw
in a word full of larpers u just need to outlarp
balmy bolt
switching up on everyone < 100 zons next year
mellow saffron
larping lowk kinda lame
balmy bolt
yall better lock in
balmy bolt
like me and raymond
facts
green elk
@lilac hemlock are you inc zon?
fallen cypress
If one of the research projects i worked on is now nsf supported, is it worth mentioning? like does it help w recruiting on resme
lilac hemlock
hes inc js
they didnt like my prev quant and inc quant
green elk
if you assume someone thats talking here is inc zon you have like 50% chance of being right
fallen cypress
it wasnt when i worked on it idt i suddenly got an email from them asking me to verify some stuff
dark bane
lilac hemlock
if you assume someone thats talking here is inc zon you have like 50% chance of ...
not even that crazy
lilac hemlock
@versed swift Yo twinnn
lilac hemlock
i wish zon even gave me a proc so i could at least see if i bombed it or not ffs
opal needle
yo got panda
ur server got shaky hands
mint quest
i was inc tsla
opal needle
what are these portions
dark bane
ur server got shaky hands
actually yeah the protein was lacking
opal needle
i get white rice + super greens cuz im tryna cut
mint quest
i get white rice + super greens cuz im tryna cut
naw the tech is jsut getting broccli + chicken
dark bane
i get white rice + super greens cuz im tryna cut
i just get whatever i want cuz im too lazy to care about diet
mint quest
ts fills you up and is so low cal
opal needle
need the carbs for gym
mint quest
oh
lilac hemlock
i just get whatever i want cuz im too lazy to care about diet
by this juda is the healthiest person here
balmy bolt
i just get whatever i want cuz im too lazy to care about diet
same
opal needle
nah i eat it like 1 hr before
mint quest
fast digesting carbs
opal needle
i dont eat preworkout snack
dark bane
i eat kitkat before workout
ye its energy so u can get strong
lilac hemlock
i just dont eaet before working out
opal needle
prob should just hop on 3 banans tho
lilac hemlock
im a lil freak
balmy bolt
i get white rice + super greens cuz im tryna cut
orz cutting
mint quest
ye its energy so u can get strong
i think the tech is m&ms or skittles
opal needle
yeah buldak chicken goated
dark bane
i think the tech is m&ms or skittles
i like donuts and brownies
opal needle
ty curiosity
green elk
not even 4.0 gpa
dark bane
going in vacay is actually more aura than being employed cuz it means ur chillin and nonchalant
mint quest
and they will still get faang
green elk
grind hw and study for exams all year so you can relax in the summer!
dark bane
being homeless is actually high aura cuz u dont gotta work u just be chillin on the streets n shit
mint quest
for zon you need prev zon
opal needle
being homeless is actually high aura cuz u dont gotta work u just be chillin on ...
yeah ur aura farming for 24 hrs a day on the streets
mint quest
you can get zon as ur first internship if u go to t5
opal needle
so true
balmy bolt
real academia chuds have 3.8s
mint quest
wtf
green elk
you can get zon as ur first internship if u go to t5
yeah t5-10 is the exception
opal needle
yeah but these ppl likely didnt do the leetcode and wont pass
mint quest
yea im t25 🦀
green elk
academic chud method only works if its t5-10
lilac hemlock
@opal needle i just did a part of my systems homework entirely without AI am i tuff
dark bane
real academia chuds have 3.8s
yeah u have 4.0 u prob cheated
if u have 3.8 ur genuine
opal needle
<@624410261281046578> i just did a part of my systems homework entirely without ...
ur more cracked than me
mint quest
bro just larp gpa
opal needle
im ai slopped
mint quest
no one is checking that
opal needle
ai pilled
mint quest
😂
dark bane
What if you have a 2.8
it means ur good looking and nonchalant
mint quest
actually dont do that
opal needle
no one is checking that
bro out here eliminating the competition
green elk
<@624410261281046578> i just did a part of my systems homework entirely without ...
im doing systems too i have to implement a shell
mint quest
i knew someone who put their high school gpa (4.7 weighted)
void wolf
it means ur good looking and nonchalant
The F students are the inventors
mint quest
vercel
lilac hemlock
im doing systems too i have to implement a shell
thats fire go fork()
mint quest
nonchalantly getting hacked because of a roblox cheat
dark bane
thats fire go `fork()`
make a child n shit
mint quest
no shot
void wolf
nonchalantly getting hacked because of a roblox cheat
That was me
opal needle
thats fire go `fork()`
write a fork bomb on the linux server
lilac hemlock
make a child n shit
lets go kill them
void wolf
Some guy stole my dominus (I wish I was joking 😭 )
balmy bolt
free robux method
charred isle
thats fire go `fork()`
holy high level abstraction
lilac hemlock
write a fork bomb on the linux server
gang i almost fork bombed my school's VM 😭
opal needle
🥀
opal needle
CJ is the real winner all along
mint quest
bro that dude coding jesus escaped usa to go live in dubai
green elk
saw this too lmfao
mint quest
all this guy talks about is wanting a goth alt gf
opal needle
he larps quant???
lilac hemlock
if he were orz he wouldnt be making content in the first place kekk
green elk
cj doesnt need to work anymore after getcracked.io income
opal needle
ts rtue
green elk
he can just fuck around in dubai
brittle swift
Is Pinterest OA auto
mint quest
Is Pinterest OA auto
naw i have to send them out
lilac hemlock
kiss marry kill cj, jeff nguyen, or felix ouk
green elk
he literally is a grifter looksmaxxer dubai chud now
brittle swift
naw i have to send them out
Thanks bro
green elk
yeah if you dont know what your favorite feature that was added in python 3.12 youre ngmi
elder sierra
@gritty breach remember this?
elder sierra
<@295697456019144704> remember this?
zon got US
gritty breach
<@295697456019144704> remember this?
yes I do! Did you get offer?
elder sierra
yes I do! Did you get offer?
YESSSIR
mint quest
@gritty breach did you delay grad
opal needle
so ur telling me cj told everyone how quant process is and built a trivia platform as prep but he doesnt do quant
mint quest
freakbob gif
opal needle
wtf
lilac hemlock
<@295697456019144704> remember this?
yall so tuff
opal needle
😭
lilac hemlock
i do this 🥺
opal needle
vro
lilac hemlock
and i use shift Z Z to get out of files 💀
arent you supposed to use :qa! or something
mint quest
lilac hemlock
LOL
lilac hemlock
-65%
tawdry shale
no one else type with their thumbs?
mint quest
what happened to the home keys
opal needle
where did he learn so much c++ tho
if he isnt a quant
and then bro just spams gatchas on stream
cuz mfs dont know niche c++
lilac hemlock
curiosity do you do LC/interview prep in C++
tulip spruce
c++ aint even allat idk why cscd hypes it so much (half my work is c++ ik what im talking about)
mint quest
someone out there genuienly thinks they are so cool cuz they have a greasy keyboard and open up their vim on their thinkpad
opal needle
true
mint quest
i think he fled to dubai to find his goth alt baddie
dry garnet
boo
balmy bolt
im gonna cjmaxx
mint quest
he was posting hella blackpill stuff after he got hella bread from getcracked
balmy bolt
selling courses
opal needle
cj ascended to cl after the nosejob
dry garnet
just straight up canceled 💀 holy
they saw my resume and cancelled the role ong
lilac hemlock
holy blackpill
mint quest
he got a nose job, under eye fat graft and was talkin about some "looks money and status are what matter guys"
lilac hemlock
they saw my resume and cancelled the role ong
dw rtx was recruiting for their Kill Chain team gang
dark bane
time to sleep
mint quest
this guy so pretentious bro he pisses me off fuck that image as well ts reminds me of coding jesus
he plays that fuckass mario or something on stream
and starts asking what version of python you use
and starts bullying 2nd years
lilac hemlock
and starts asking what version of python you use
maybe im ngmi but these are such braindead questions/i dont think these really even matter
opal needle
wtf 😭 thats actually so true
wild chicken university
ball knower
jeff nguyen ghosted me in linkedin dms he larps kindness
smh
def < 1 zon
wdym
lilac hemlock
cj - maybe 1.4 zons at valk but post-dubai prolly 0.7
felix ouk - 0.07 zons bruh this guy was UI/UX 💀
jeff nguyen - maybe a nice 0.8 zons
unique robin
the only mod that didnt turn larper is ayman
this is true statement
lilac hemlock
whats chaewon
opal needle
🥀
green elk
which one of us cscd representatives will do a cj call in
oh tbh im only on like call in 15 or sm
mint quest
deadass
opal needle
LMFAO
mint quest
wait one of yall were on cj call
opal needle
im crine son
opal needle
idt he pulls as much as sykkuno tho
mint quest
idt he pulls as much as sykkuno tho
heh only cuz ure here
opal needle
finance bro background
opal needle
had*
tawdry shale
yall just hating to hate
green elk
yeah he tried to break into ib
green elk
and a quant job
no and no
mint quest
coding jesus has a hot girlfriend
this guy was sent by coding jesus to defend him
no way
bro is a plant
😭 how much is he paying you
balmy bolt
cj mogs us...
mint quest
opal needle
blessing the cs community DAILY
fluid salmon
mint quest
cj can pull any girl
getcracked.io worker
tawdry shale
immovable object vs unstoppable force
mint quest
green elk
he bought lifetime access
mint quest
cant wait to frame mog everyone here when my optiver offer arrives after i delay grad to 2031
mint quest
opal needle
ts tuff
mint quest
you telling me he aint taking ur girl and ur internship
balmy bolt
tomer looks like he can fight the most
balmy bolt
gm <@1147939817523531906>
hi
opal needle
not felix hes def cooked, jeff maybe, just worried tomer might take my money and just stream, isnt responsibile
balmy bolt
:))))
opal needle
very hard choice
mint quest
not felix hes def cooked, jeff maybe, just worried tomer might take my money and...
lowk worried that jeff might start showing my kid chaewon
opal needle
sleepign results in better performance vro
lilac hemlock
wait is chipagents actually something
lilac hemlock
noooo my senior friend got an offer there but im not sure what hes doing now
prolly something better if he took it off his linkedin but still
unique robin
echo obsidian
idrama labs holy
unique robin
ai infra stuff is different from labs
wtf really
i emailed like every exa employee
opal needle
exa is cracked
unique robin
dunno
void wolf
What’s the one top left of Pinecone
mint quest
Bro why are these guys always on my fyp
void wolf
O yeah I saw that
mint quest
🥀
Peak 20s lifestyle
Marathon
Cold plunge
House music
Claude code
Steak and eggs
What else bro flip flops and tank top in San Diego
green elk
pinecone is somewhat known
swift moat
these are the loser habits
all these influencers who wake up at 4:30 am -> journal -> gym -> cardio -> get ready -> waffle for 16 hours -> sleep who think it's productive 😹
mellow saffron
all these influencers who wake up at 4:30 am -> journal -> gym -> cardio -> get ...
bruh did u sleep like 6 hours
go back to sleep
swift moat
bruh did u sleep like 6 hours
im alr up tragically 
tranquil sand
You should be splitting cardio days and gym days imo
swift moat
will have to take a nap soon
tranquil sand
Like you need rest days but also cardio is good
narrow sierra
Just got brutalized by my cryptography final
Idk why I took this class prolly just failed it
mellow saffron
will have to take a nap soon
🙏 🙏
proud mauve
Just got brutalized by my cryptography final
I'm taking cryptography as well 😳
opal needle
all these influencers who wake up at 4:30 am -> journal -> gym -> cardio -> get ...
dont forget the run
narrow sierra
Ngl this is user error as I “learnt” all 12 weeks of content last night
opal needle
they do 2 workouts
earnest rock
Is reneging cooked if I’ve already done my background check and drug screen
umbral cliff
Is reneging cooked if I’ve already done my background check and drug screen
reneging is cooked the second you sign the offer letter
tranquil sand
If u renege like a week before start date I'm ngl ur doing smth wrong
unique robin
i had a friend who reneged after working for 2 weeks
unique robin
cough cough @junior vale
undone mirage
where did anthonyguyman reneg
unique robin
dude u guys shouldve seen his recruiter dude
she was malding
she was like why the fuck would you work 2 weeks just to renege
he had both offers at the same time but one was 16 weeks i think and another 18 weeks
so he did 2 weeks at one to move onto the other
unique robin
was it only 3 days
tranquil sand
he had both offers at the same time but one was 16 weeks i think and another 18 ...
Is this the GitHub strat for me
junior vale
yes
tranquil sand
Lmaooo
junior vale
he had both offers at the same time but one was 16 weeks i think and another 18 ...
no i got offer 3 days after working
undone mirage
what companies
junior vale
can't say
echo obsidian
he had both offers at the same time but one was 16 weeks i think and another 18 ...
fade recruiters anyways
unique robin
mythra knows ball
tranquil sand
Ok realistically my odds of getting a q I've never seen before is pretty high no
For Zon intv
junior vale
ayman is braindead don't listen to him
tranquil sand
Cuz they ask like every LC under the sun
mellow saffron
jus say u can’t say like the guy who actually did it said 😂
tranquil sand
What do I do if I straight up can't do the LC bro
mellow saffron
talm abt some adjacency matrix
undone mirage
everyone cheats on the oa be fr
tranquil sand
how'd u pass the oa then
Idk how either
undone mirage
most ppl*
tranquil sand
I fumbled that shit n idk how I passed
tranquil sand
how'd u pass the oa then
Cuz I've done grind 169?
undone mirage
i dont even remember my zon oa
tranquil sand
I'm just fucking scared that I will see a q I can't do on the Zon intv
Cuz they asked like 800 LC
And I only done like 180 ish
junior vale
they asked a lot of graph last year
but of course it's just luck dependent to an extent
just pray that ur interviewers girlfriend/boyfriend didn't leave them the morning of your interview
frail tundra
we just throwing around “adjacent” too much these days
im ngmi adjacent
hidden glacier
What else bro flip flops and tank top in San Diego
pickleball
strong violet
@unique robin wtw
junior vale
mark have u found an internship yet goat
earnest rock
If u renege like a week before start date I'm ngl ur doing smth wrong
ik its bad but i might not have a choice
tranquil sand
ik its bad but i might not have a choice
In that case it's mad unfortunate
If there's an emergency you can make up do it
But if not don't pull shit outta ur ass
spare egret
hey has anyone got offer from zon after 5 buisness days? if so, did you get any some sort of completion email?
hidden shuttle
In that case it's mad unfortunate
Are your interviewers indian men?
tranquil sand
Are your interviewers indian men?
No why
tranquil sand
What
tranquil sand
Are they Asian?
Yes
hidden shuttle
Hmm male?
tranquil sand
I feel like race shouldn't matter though
steel wind
mine were indian and i got search in 2d matrix
hidden shuttle
I feel like race shouldn't matter though
Yea it shouldn't but atleast from what ive seen alot of indian interviewers give harder questions
steel wind
i still have to get my othe rintevriewe rescheduled cause he didndt show up
but onee of them asked search in 2d matrix
with a followup
of duplicates and finding firt occurance
hidden shuttle
of duplicates and finding firt occurance
Just n*m complexity yeah?
hidden shuttle
Oh binary search?
hidden shuttle
How would binary search work in a 2d array
steel wind
like what if more rows were added how would u improve
hidden shuttle
Is it sorted?
steel wind
yess
hidden shuttle
Oh ok
vivid stirrup
How would binary search work in a 2d array
Same as a 1d array right
Just the 2d array is just a 1d array but broken up into multiple rows
mint quest
hidden shuttle
Just the 2d array is just a 1d array but broken up into multiple rows
Yea so you gotta perform binary search twice one for rows and then for columns
steel wind
about amazon warehouse
vivid stirrup
Yea so you gotta perform binary search twice one for rows and then for columns
No I think you just turn the 2d array indexes into 1d array indexes
steel wind
yeah
hidden shuttle
No I think you just turn the 2d array indexes into 1d array indexes
Flatten the 2d array?
nimble oak
all my zon interviews were indian lol
nimble oak
oh ic
steel wind
and do one binary search throguh
vivid stirrup
Yeah
nimble oak
at the big tech companies i interviewed for basically all my interviewers were indian, but at unicorns / smaller companies / quant it was much more varied
hidden shuttle
u treat it as one sorted array
Do you need to make another list for that? Or can you do it in place?
vivid stirrup
It’s just log(m*n)
frigid hawk
Does zon background check look at employment history
vivid stirrup
Do you need to make another list for that? Or can you do it in place?
You can do it in place
steel wind
Do you need to make another list for that? Or can you do it in place?
no need yto make new one
steel wind
Does zon background check look at employment history
apparently people said not really
charred isle
<@&1471323688249982987> can u unban sb, he didnt do anything some dude was talking about some weird shit in chat and he was collateral damage fr
frigid hawk
all my zon interviews were indian lol
I got a Chinese guy that absolutely fucked me with 5 follow ups per question and made me trace every piece of code, left the interview pissed and then i got the offer lol
solar notch
hello chat
hidden shuttle
You can do it in place
How would the pointers work then? Youll need like 4 pointers?
strong violet
I got a Chinese guy that absolutely fucked me with 5 follow ups per question and...
why do they do this lol
steel wind
yeah lowkey chinese interviewers arre the most brutal im ngl
strong violet
act all sassy just for u to get the offer anyway
steel wind
even more than indians
solar notch
yeah lowkey chinese interviewers arre the most brutal im ngl
unless ur chinese!
vivid stirrup
Do you need to make another list for that? Or can you do it in place?
So for a 2d array if you wanted to get what that index would be in a 1d array you just do (Row * m) + Col
frigid hawk
act all sassy just for u to get the offer anyway
I literally thought that guy fucked me and it was over then he probably said sum “lean hire”
Lmao
2nd interviewer was chill white chud
swift moat
lowkey i've never had a mean interviewer now that i think ab it
ifl most ppl are nice
hidden shuttle
So for a 2d array if you wanted to get what that index would be in a 1d array yo...
Ahh of course, lowkey if u dont know that ur cooked, like how do u come up with that on the spot
strong violet
most people seem nice till the interview ends and they have to report the results
nimble oak
ifl most ppl are nice
yeah same this is also my exp
frigid hawk
Deadass at the end of the interviewer the manager that was shadowing and the chinese guy were laughing at me bro
strong violet
laughing is crazy
hidden shuttle
Deadass at the end of the interviewer the manager that was shadowing and the chi...
Same😭
strong violet
bro HOW is that a shared experience
nimble oak
Deadass at the end of the interviewer the manager that was shadowing and the chi...
gg that's so cooked
frigid hawk
I swear on everything chinese guy was smiling and manager had his mic muted laughing at the camera
Then i got the offer
vivid stirrup
Ahh of course, lowkey if u dont know that ur cooked, like how do u come up with ...
That’s like a C trick I learned a while ago in class
steel wind
bro i got the sigh once by a chinese interviewer, after i was struggling bhe just sighed and said go on write whatever... didnt even help me.
i gt a reject very fast after
strong violet
was it zon?
vivid stirrup
Works for leetcode too
strong violet
🤣
hidden shuttle
Then i got the offer
Ah, i got rejected after
steel wind
Ah, i got rejected after
how was ur zon interview was it hard?
frigid hawk
I was pissed for a day straight i got a shit interviewer like he was deadass laughing at me
hidden shuttle
That’s like a C trick I learned a while ago in class
Yea true I remmeber that for computer organization
hidden shuttle
how was ur zon interview was it hard?
Mine was add 2 number, lc 2, and find number of words in string
steel wind
hiow did u think it went
nimble oak
bro i got the sigh once by a chinese interviewer, after i was struggling bhe jus...
lol i have similar exp in that my chinese interviewers generally arent rly helpful and just watch me do the problem myself
hidden shuttle
hiow did u think it went
It went okish
frigid hawk
how was ur zon interview was it hard?
Mine was given an array find the numbers within the window that add up to the sum
steel wind
It went okish
what team
nimble oak
but that's also good bc i prefer being left alone vs led dow nwrong tracks / the interviewer's specific method
swift moat
lol i have similar exp in that my chinese interviewers generally arent rly helpf...
same exp here
frigid hawk
Mine is enterprise document management idk what that is
hidden shuttle
i think my team is just p chill, alexa audio 💀
I need those easier teams wlb prob better too
hidden shuttle
i think my team is just p chill, alexa audio 💀
What kinda work is? Low level?
steel wind
What kinda work is? Low level?
so he said he worked on music reccomendation for alexa audio
steel wind
What kinda work is? Low level?
So its more ML i think high level
but again i have no clue on what role i was for except just intern sde
tranquil sand
Chud detection
vivid stirrup
Mine was given an array find the numbers within the window that add up to the su...
Any number of numbers?
vivid stirrup
Mine was given an array find the numbers within the window that add up to the su...
Is there only one series of numbers in the window that add up to the sum?
steel wind
Mine was given an array find the numbers within the window that add up to the su...
thats lowkey pretty easy right
undone mirage
vivid stirrup
<@456226577798135808> https://amaz-stige-agwzw7lpq-svs-projects-c8ff213d.vercel....
Who made this
undone mirage
me
tranquil sand
<@456226577798135808> https://amaz-stige-agwzw7lpq-svs-projects-c8ff213d.vercel....
What happens to this list if we do a Rick and Morty and make Zon worth 0 of itself
undone mirage
What happens to this list if we do a Rick and Morty and make Zon worth 0 of itse...
zon's just worth 1 zon 😂
strong violet
zon has infinite hc
tranquil sand
zon has infinite hc
What this guy said
lilac hemlock
<@456226577798135808> https://amaz-stige-agwzw7lpq-svs-projects-c8ff213d.vercel....
no way 💀
nimble oak
bro why are zon intvs still not done lol
the big zon will save millions
steel wind
me next
tranquil sand
They have reneges throughout the year
steel wind
my second intv is this week look
undone mirage
the big zon will save millions
do u like my website
steel wind
lool
vivid stirrup
Wait so for this question there’s only 2 numbers in the window that add up to the sum?
tranquil sand
strong violet
zon is a monolith lol
strong violet
and yes people renege zon
that would explain why their recruiting is going so late this year
nimble oak
good concepts but the numbers seem weird 💀
lilac hemlock
zero2zon
nimble oak
why only 1.5x zon max
undone mirage
good concepts but the numbers seem weird 💀
its based off blind ratings
only good way to do it
hidden glacier
they hired like 20k interns last year
nimble oak
ah ic
undone mirage
so like their blind score / zon blind score
steel wind
that would explain why their recruiting is going so late this year
but how are team based ones going, for exmaple my interview got postponed like mutliple times and one of my intveriers didnt even show up
nimble oak
its based off blind ratings
why not the elo method like prestige rank
steel wind
so wont my role be filled by another intern
nimble oak
then do company elo / zon elo
steel wind
by now
undone mirage
why not the elo method like prestige rank
should i add in a ranking section?
vivid stirrup
why not the elo method like prestige rank
I tried that but people bot the sites
undone mirage
can add it in and weigh it alongside the blind score
nimble oak
cooked 🥀
vivid stirrup
just dont make ur site stupid
Primary offender right here
echo obsidian
put a rate limit and make it so you have to login
vivid stirrup
cant u just put a rate limit or something
Tbf the guys who made the last sites had zero auth or input validation
undone mirage
fuck opus i aint rich
nimble oak
i think required login with .edu email + rate limiter would just fix the problem entirely (not just botting but manipulation in general)
vivid stirrup
Tbf the guys who made the last sites had zero auth or input validation
Someone who knows what they’re doing could make a good one
echo obsidian
the last people htat made it sent their whole backend js to the frontend
undone mirage
i think required login with .edu email + rate limiter would just fix the problem...
true daily limit / rate limit + some sort of identification
vivid stirrup
the last people htat made it sent their whole backend js to the frontend
Did they actually
echo obsidian
yes bro
nimble oak
why not
a lot of random sites ask for it lol
it's just an email to verify ur account
strong violet
so wont my role be filled by another intern
could be the case that they filled yeah or are waiting for a response from someone they gave an offer out to
strong violet
there's so many variables when it comes to zon recruiting lol
echo obsidian
win win
strong violet
just gotta wait until u either get the phone call or get the reject honestly
steel wind
could be the case that they filled yeah or are waiting for a response from someo...
but then why would they be trying to reschedule me and contacting me about one
yeah its complicated
asf
undone mirage
passing through llms suck cause llms are biased on whatever they're trained on
no different from people
strong violet
so you have an interview scheduled now
steel wind
so you have an interview scheduled now
yeah for day after lol
just for the sdm round, so the guy who didnt show up
strong violet
thats funny maybe interviewer was genuinely unavailable or smth there's no telling
steel wind
yea its so weird
strong violet
on the plus side at least u actually got it rescheduled instead of being ghosted
steel wind
plus mans gave me an easy problem
strong violet
cuz trust that's happened to plenty of people
steel wind
praying 🙏
undone mirage
ill add the ranking feature first
strong violet
i believe in you
echo obsidian
they have strung me along for far too long
if u dont get offer
go to the recruiters house
and knock
steel wind
deadass
bro they chnaged my recruiter 3 times
cause she was a bum
didnt respond to me for 2 weeks
steel wind
nah like occasionally they still cc her
and im like huh
so rn i have like 3 recruiters
😭
hidden shuttle
Whats better for linkedin, incoming @ company, or incoming swe intern @ company
For linkedin headline
steel bramble
Whats better for linkedin, incoming @ company, or incoming swe intern @ company
do incoming @ 
for more mystery
pastel mulch
incoming to save space
hidden shuttle
For like reachouts, catching recruiter attention
green elk
this was asked before, ~50% inc and ~80% prev
nimble oak
Whats better for linkedin, incoming @ company, or incoming swe intern @ company
you know what's even more aura
building @ company
lilac hemlock
Whats better for linkedin, incoming @ company, or incoming swe intern @ company
dude you are always worried about like the most minimal/niche things 💀
lilac hemlock
building @ company
YES
nimble oak
this was asked before, ~50% inc and ~80% prev
orz...
lilac hemlock
you know whats even more aura
echo obsidian
building @ company
building @ stealth....
lilac hemlock
killing @ palantir
strong violet
building (crudbobbing) @ company
vivid stirrup
building @ company
Ooooh facts
lilac hemlock
slaughtering @ anduril
hidden shuttle
dude you are always worried about like the most minimal/niche things 💀
True I should just grind lc😭
vivid stirrup
genociding @ mossad
lilac hemlock
kill chain software @ rtx
lilac hemlock
True I should just grind lc😭
put all the time you put in both dooming and in this server into grinding
vivid stirrup
True I should just grind lc😭
You’re gmi bro
vivid stirrup
how do i get a mossad pro
Need mossad ref
hidden shuttle
put all the time you put in both dooming and in this server into grinding
Fr gotta lock in
undone mirage
i remember when mip was here dooming in 2024......
echo obsidian
didnt he move to saudi?
hidden shuttle
You’re gmi bro
C1 is not gmi
lilac hemlock
the one time i check chat i get slandered
youre gmi and goated dont worry about what youre doing
green elk
how do i get a mossad pro
you need prev bear stearns
undone mirage
didnt he move to saudi?
dubai
queen vortex
dubai choco cookie
undone mirage
mips old guy
he was kinda like kin - dooming all the time
green elk
bear stearns -> mossad pipeline
undone mirage
50k+ views or something
echo obsidian
where is he now
balmy gust
I’m surprised anyone here knows what Bear Stearns even was
echo obsidian
no like wat company
nimble oak
I’m surprised anyone here knows what Bear Stearns even was
wasnt that a bank that died in 2008
from the crash
vivid stirrup
C1 is not gmi
We’re all gmi trust
balmy gust
Yeah a lot of you were born around that time
nimble oak
Yeah a lot of you were born around that time
not me i'm an unc
i was born in 2005 🥀
it's actually so over
echo obsidian
holy old
balmy gust
I was 21 when Enron collapsed -_-
echo obsidian
mb thats mean
balmy gust
I was born during the Carter administration
echo obsidian
jimmy carter?
balmy gust
Yeah
vivid stirrup
Lmao
balmy gust
Shut up East Coast Tech student
mellow saffron
don’t disrespect the server booster
junior vale
make me purple
strong violet
junior vale
you get notion alpha and now this is how you are moving
unique robin
fr
junior vale
ok
unique robin
what notion alpha
junior vale
i see
strong violet
😳
strong violet
hi larpy
proud mauve
Long time no see
strong violet
how are you
proud mauve
how are you
Cooked 🥀
strong violet
what happened
proud mauve
what happened
Jobless 💀
proud mauve
Fail exams
strong violet
bro how are you jobless and bombing exams
proud mauve
i know the truth
Bro I'm truely jobless this summer
proud mauve
do you have prev?
But not in the US
nimble oak
Bro I'm truely jobless this summer
twins yay
strong violet
experience is experience
nimble oak
i thought i was the only one here who was jobless
strong violet
what year are you again
proud mauve
bro how are you jobless and bombing exams
Ok maybe not bombing but I'm not getting straight A this sem
So my gpa is dropping
proud mauve
what year are you again
Sophomore
strong violet
gpa isn't the most important thing
ur a soph you have time even if you dont get anything this summer
proud mauve
Prob ~B 🤡
unique robin
i have a 2.8
echo obsidian
fade A-
unique robin
not even jok ing
nimble oak
gpa isn't the most important thing
if ur set on industry yeah but if you want to go to grad school it's important again
unique robin
i actulaly have a 2.8
strong violet
if ur set on industry yeah but if you want to go to grad school it's important a...
ofc
if only you knew
unique robin
i became a discord mod after i got a 2.8
nimble oak
i completely fucked my gpa in my first 2.5 years so i gotta bring it back up lol
green elk
whats the lowest gpa that could still get faang procs
strong violet
nimble oak
wdym? as in like they have a 3.9/5.0 and pretend it's 3.9/4.0?
strong violet
@proud mauve how many jobs did you apply to this season
unique robin
Can you nepo me in
are you interested in drip
proud mauve
<@717393476077092904> how many jobs did you apply to this season
Like 400
unique robin
@opal needle can tell you about drip
nimble oak
they'd have to be really ngmi to do that tbh i don't know anyone with gpa under 4 💀💀
strong violet
resume is optimized?
proud mauve
Ok I do have 2 OA I have to do later today
strong violet
bro ye ur a larp
nimble oak
honestly not even anyone under 4.5
strong violet
idk why i entertain you
proud mauve
resume is optimized?
Not really
nimble oak
and if u like put 4.5+ ppl automatically konw it's on 5 scale
strong violet
yeah guys its so over...only 2 OAs to do today...
bud acting like zon aint saving em ✌️
nimble oak
in general when firms ask i just convert to 4.0 scale
proud mauve
yeah guys its so over...only 2 OAs to do today...
It's almost May bro
nimble oak
for the dropdown lists
proud mauve
bud acting like zon aint saving em ✌️
I got rejected after OA
strong violet
It's almost May bro
if all else fails can you not do research
just so you dont waste a summer
proud mauve
just so you dont waste a summer
Ye ok
strong violet
it still counts as smth
balmy gust
See this is why I don’t like modern academia
echo obsidian
wtf
strong violet
levels to this wealth shi ✌️
strong violet
bro hawaii is EXPENSIVE
proud mauve
I think I might have chose to lock in at the wrong time
💀
I applied to like ~100 in the fall
💀
Or maybe even less
echo obsidian
is vietnam target?
sullen finch
non target race, how hard to break into quant?
strong violet
i mean @proud mauve there's a lot of different variables right
are you applying early?
strong violet
non target race, how hard to break into quant?
race diff ⁉️
vivid stirrup
I love when the high schoolers are visiting campus and walk by me as if I’m the main character
Bc I am the main character
strong violet
mods ban this guy
proud mauve
are you applying early?
For fall I lowk didn't even mass apply
nimble oak
chilling in hawaii sounds fun
lilac hemlock
non target race, how hard to break into quant?
😭
strong violet
its okay twin good thing is ur not at the end of the road
not like ur a senior getting ready to grad
even if you end up not getting an offer, do some research over the summer and aggressively apply come fall
you will get something
i didn't mean applying for fall, i meant applying for summer in the fall
sorry if it read like that
proud mauve
even if you end up not getting an offer, do some research over the summer and ag...
What if the research is not relevant for the industry 💀
river thicket
How many sophomores yall think have Amazon internships
echo obsidian
at least one
lilac hemlock
maybe two
strong violet
What if the research is not relevant for the industry 💀
what like other research would you be doing
im confused
proud mauve
is vietnam target?
Prob not
echo obsidian
my dad says vietnamese soccer is getting better tho
he watching like every week at 2am
one heinkein in one hand
proud mauve
what like other research would you be doing
Like I doubt any profs in some AI labs will take me
strong violet
i mean dont start dooming before even trying
nimble oak
not like ur a senior getting ready to grad
what if i'm a junior getting ready to grad next year
proud mauve
my dad says vietnamese soccer is getting better tho
I kinda don't follow soccer recently
I only watch tennis
strong violet
what if i'm a junior getting ready to grad next year
do you have any prev
nimble oak
and i have no offer
proud mauve
do you have any prev
JS 💀
nimble oak
do you have any prev
i have 2 prevs but they're small companies
/ not well known
well i dont have it anymore
strong violet
its just not an optimal market to graduate with no previous experience
proud mauve
He just doesn't want to work for Zon
nimble oak
💀
proud mauve
Too orz
nimble oak
i reneged it
strong violet
doesn't rlly matter the size of the company the experience is what's valuable
solar notch
i reneged it
so orzzzz
nimble oak
nowhere bro im unemployed 🥀
solar notch
nimble oak
i'd just cast a wide net for ng recruiting
yeah makes sense
strong violet
also maybe do a tiny bit of larping on ur prev make it seem better than what it was
ur already in a better spot than someone graduating with nothing so
echo obsidian
whole thing, recruiting the mod of r/mygirlfriendisai and myself, and from it has come multiple communities, splintered communities, even rivals
????
proud mauve
frigid hawk
I got 3 offers off 12 applications bro im drowning in jobs
proud mauve
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998781935469985822/1480384269208649951/ca...
This is me this summer
grizzled heath
is it possible to go from quant dev intern to an ai lab new grad
i have 1-2 papers
nimble oak
no 💀
strong violet
...a little confused here on what's stopping you from putting what YOU want on YOUR resume
vivid stirrup
nowhere bro im unemployed 🥀
I thought being MIT would make it so easy to get procs
grizzled heath
nimble oak
...a little confused here on what's stopping you from putting what YOU want on Y...
well i guess i could but HR would blow up at me lol if they find out
nimble oak
nah i only got amazon after i reneged tiktok