2027_summer

[true thunder]

ye tufts fell off

no kiz

[sick flicker]

[queen vortex]

Tufts is asssss

[urban ore]

zfaang

[void wolf]

Fr?

Since when

[green elk]

ik

[true thunder]

i mean their ranking isnt that great

[echo obsidian]

wats rhe site

[true thunder]

like overall

[void wolf]

What about Rice

[green elk]

once one of these sites gets posted here it gets botted

[steel coral]

prestige lists in 2026

holy

[echo obsidian]

does rhis one have rate limiting

[urban ore]

woah its rat

[echo obsidian]

the last ones was ass

[tranquil sand]

I'm a fan of MAAANGO
Meta
Apple
Amazon
Anthropic
Netflix
Google
OpenAI

[steel coral]

long time no see goat

[urban ore]

how u been twin

[obsidian tendon]

nah bit anthro fell off

[green elk]

lmfaoo

[obsidian tendon]

anthro glaze is such a q1 concept

[undone mirage]

most recruiters really dgaf about your projects

[green elk]

guaranteed users if you build ts

[steel coral]

chilling

[true thunder]

they just know the ai buzzwords

[queen vortex]

Someone make another ranking quick

[true thunder]

so embellish that

[steel coral]

preppin for summer n whatnot

wbu

[urban ore]

same ngl

[steel coral]

what about 3 oracles

and 2 ibms?

[urban ore]

leetgooning perma

[steel coral]

how many zons can i get with that

[true thunder]

1 ibm = how many zons

[void wolf]

Kash, what u think about Rice

[queen vortex]

They split a zonner?

[urban ore]

rice is okay

[true thunder]

rice is decent ye

[urban ore]

but it lowk gets mogged by ut

[steel coral]

ngl i havent touched that shit in 2 months

fuh no

[void wolf]

Rice is good bruh

[steel coral]

just wondering the exchange rates

[true thunder]

ye but for cs it gets mogged by ut austin

[green elk]

0.19 zons

[rough flame]

yo guys does swe care about ml research?

[queen vortex]

Not good roi when ut is fraction of price for better placement

[void wolf]

Hmm

[queen vortex]

Mango mango mango

[rough flame]

is it a plus or do they js not gaf

[void wolf]

So if u got in to both and they were the same price for u

What r u choosing

[queen vortex]

Ut

[true thunder]

ut yea but i would choose any peer over a texas school ngl

[gritty breach]

people who post on linkedin about their rejections and what they learned from them are so corny 😭

I see it from time to time and am like bruh

[steel coral]

mm good to know

[green elk]

heres what my zon oa taught me

[gritty breach]

no literally

[solar notch]

Math needs up

[green elk]

what about congolese dih lengthening

[tulip spruce]

@dark bane taco bell and panda td wbu

[solar notch]

Accounting lower

[steel coral]

cs at A is smthn

[void wolf]

Math below education

[steel coral]

met a senior who didnt know what a linked list was

[void wolf]

Bruh

[dark bane]

idk just woke up

[green elk]

bro 😭

i hope nobody is reading ts

[tulip spruce]

its 11 pm

[true thunder]

not even mscs

[tulip spruce]

@crystal pendant what u eat

@mellow saffron @swift moat

[steel coral]

if im tc maxxing what should i eat

[true thunder]

neu has cash cow mscs program anywat

[dark bane]

office free food

[green elk]

chip + panda

[true thunder]

they just prey on itnernationals

kinda fucked

[gritty breach]

you're gonna love this

they're international 😭

[true thunder]

lol ye i could tell

XD

[steel coral]

part of the requirement is that i have to live long to max my tc

[green elk]

for every 1 cs ug i see 5 ms cs

on linkedin

[steel coral]

3 of them omscs?

[dark bane]

plenty of healthy shit in offices bro

[true thunder]

is gt omscs diluting gt's in person MSCS

[steel coral]

only kiddin sorryyyyyy

[steel coral]

yea

80% acceptance rate

for an otherwise top graduate program

dont know if theres much of a boost doing a masters to begin with though

[green elk]

no it just lets you internmaxx

[true thunder]

ye most are just cash cows

[steel coral]

highly anecdotal but like ive not seen it amount to something that warrants enough EV to pursue one

[steel coral]

fair

[urban ore]

masters is only useful to farm internships ye

[steel coral]

i mean valid but like

[urban ore]

even then i feel like most are mickey still

[true thunder]

even columbia mscs is cash cow

[steel coral]

cmu's masters are mostly cash grab as well

and ye columbia as well

[true thunder]

yea

[steel coral]

🔥

[green elk]

the top like 20% still get good placements but it is cash cow regardless

[steel coral]

man what happened to the humble goats who'd intern once at big tech and call it a day

nowadays u see ppl at anthropic freshman year

[void wolf]

MIT

[true thunder]

princeton has fully funded mscs i believe

[urban ore]

stanford has some online one right

[steel coral]

yeah mit is t0

[void wolf]

Oh

[green elk]

penn has omscs too

[steel coral]

u get recruited straight into the pentagon

thats mit masters

[proud mauve]

I'm chud 🥀

[urban ore]

mipmaster mentioned

[steel coral]

i think stanford does have a omscs

[civic cliff]

Do you guys get reachouts from recruiters on linkedin?

[steel coral]

my zon goat

expensive af tho i heard

north of 50k

[urban ore]

ye i think its hard to get into maybe

[steel coral]

or maybe im jumbling prices

def not gt omscs cheap tho

[urban ore]

og guy here

[void wolf]

How much is that

[urban ore]

like 8k

[steel coral]

yea like

[void wolf]

Breh

[urban ore]

ye

[steel coral]

8k max lol

[green elk]

what percentage of gt omscs is ngmi

[steel coral]

for every sem u take its like +$150 or smthn

[urban ore]

def worth doing to delay grad

prob cheaper than ur undergrad

[steel coral]

😭

majority def

[urban ore]

90%

[void wolf]

JHU masters is 60k+ and Columbia 80k+

[scenic oyster]

i need to do this strat

[steel coral]

ya thats not even an exaggeration

ppl thinking gt omscs will make them beat the stackrank

[void wolf]

Even for SPS

[steel coral]

columbia 80k 😭

son

[green elk]

is the columbia one online?

[hidden bone]

gt omscs is for learning

[steel coral]

i mean thats lwk the only reason someone should do omscs

cus u better have xp walking into the program

else ur fried

[hidden bone]

yep

anyone doing it to delay grad is ngmi

[void wolf]

Estimated 85,055

[steel coral]

oh hell no

[urban ore]

a masters only makes u gmi if u had some decent prevs

[green elk]

this is wild bruh

[steel coral]

yh

[green elk]

and theyre not giving aid either

[steel coral]

doable in ~2-3 years as wel

[void wolf]

They are open about it being a cash grab

[proud mauve]

Me with no prevs 🥀

[urban ore]

oh ye if ur company pays for it

like .7 zon

[steel coral]

ohhh shit chill on me gang

[urban ore]

cap one level

[steel coral]

im mcdonalds swe

they only cover fries every 2 weeks

[urban ore]

orz

[hidden bone]

it’s good for roles that require masters+

[green elk]

you need zon+ prevs before finishing ug (>=1 zon)

[hidden bone]

like mle intern for example

[steel coral]

tech stack prob cobol or some shit

[void wolf]

I guess some roles do require a masters but like

[true thunder]

how many zons is 1 zon

[steel coral]

fair but like

[urban ore]

oh ye

this is true

[steel coral]

u gotta be in a certain tier to unlock those

[hidden bone]

2026 zon is 2.5 2025 zon

[steel coral]

good masters internships

[scenic oyster]

is it worth 1 year masters if u have 0.3 zon prev

[steel coral]

say u walk in with like 0 experience at a tech company ggs

[true thunder]

makes sense

[steel coral]

wtf is a .3 zon

[noble lion]

What ts means?

[urban ore]

just say the prev bro 😭

[true thunder]

zon getting more competitibe now

[steel coral]

2026 zon hella selective

relative to 2025

^

[urban ore]

0.3 is no name level

[green elk]

wait why

[steel coral]

well im jus going off what i heard

[hidden bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dembele-pressing-ousmane-dembele-press-pressing-finale-gif-7187132702972896170

[steel coral]

but ngl ive been off this for ag ood few months

oh wtf

[hidden bone]

you waiting on an opportunity to hate on zon

[green elk]

youre at like 0.65 zon imo

[steel coral]

i fell for the propaganda

[opal needle]

i come back and it’s about zon

[urban ore]

deadass just a yesterday thing 😭

[scenic oyster]

ok im at 0.65 zon

[solar notch]

ZON INFLATION?

[steel coral]

damn anthropic lower than openai

[scenic oyster]

it might be masters time

[steel coral]

icl for a tier list

p solid

maybe zon value is the metric to go by

[urban ore]

its cause amazon is invested in anthropic

[green elk]

google 96 zons 🤑🤑

[noble lion]

Where does this come from

[steel coral]

ah

[urban ore]

no its a random ass list 😭

lol

[steel coral]

lol

fair

[true thunder]

💀

[noble lion]

Woah

[scenic oyster]

annapura got to be like 10+ zons

[steel coral]

facts

is aws slightly better than regular zon?

[noble lion]

Like 0.95 zons

[steel coral]

also how is google 96 zons

[noble lion]

Makes sense to me

[steel coral]

the great migration of zonners went to G

[noble lion]

You put 100 ppl on a room and ask them to choose between Google and zon

[steel coral]

ah

[echo obsidian]

@urban ore

[green elk]

did chat get purged

tf

[bright kestrel]

fr? or kidding

[teal shale]

what website is that?

[echo obsidian]

prestige index fyi

[civic cliff]

Ther's a new contender coming for it

[bright kestrel]

is zon such enabler

[green elk]

not 5 minutes ago linkedin had like 1900 elo

ts is fucked

[teal shale]

lol why c1 so high

[echo obsidian]

cfaang

[urban ore]

😭 LMAO

[green elk]

i took ss

[echo obsidian]

oh do u want it back up there

[urban ore]

i wonder whos doing this...

[echo obsidian]

i realized that was me by accident

[austere path]

accurate

[green elk]

@echo obsidian did you break the api

[austere path]

bro linkedin is genuinely impossible to get

idk why

[echo obsidian]

they dont verify matchups

you can just send to the /vote/ api

[green elk]

so you can just send in custom matchups

[echo obsidian]

yeah

[green elk]

lmfao

[echo obsidian]

all of the js is shipped to the frontend

[green elk]

and its not obfuscated either?

[echo obsidian]

no

[green elk]

cooked

[green elk]

how much you wanna bet Server: vercel

yep

[echo obsidian]

😭

[urban ore]

lol

[echo obsidian]

there is ratelimiting tho

i think its like ~50 matches per 5 minutes

[valid salmon]

what is this lmao

[echo obsidian]

but i think its builtin from supabase lol

[valid salmon]

is this data from zon school?

[civic cliff]

Yeah its ratelimited

[violet belfry]

i’m doomed

[upbeat narwhal]

Monkey

[undone mirage]

holy sloptent

[echo obsidian]

its just how they accept post requests, the winner and loser are some UUID, and it verifies it with some UUID on the backend but from testing it never verifies z....

so you can just send wtv u want

fuck if i know

[cold junco]

Slave freshman intern - free

[echo obsidian]

js chatgpt that shi

[cold junco]

Whats an UUId

[green elk]

growth - abg cmo

[echo obsidian]

Un Umano Idiota Distrutto

its a brainrot

[proud mauve]

I'd go with Zon

[mellow saffron]

UUID is brainrot now?

huh.

[echo obsidian]

italian brainrot

[mellow saffron]

yeah i cant be bothered w allat

[green elk]

The phrase "larp larp larp sahur" is a viral brainrot meme calling out someone for pretending to be something they are not online, combining "LARP" (fake/performative) with "sahur."

[tawdry shale]

wow this cscd server thing

is really cool

[frigid hawk]

Change this chat to zon 2026 chat

[tawdry shale]

so many likeminded individuals

[green elk]

zon zon zon sahur

we are likeminded amazonians

[tawdry shale]

anyone have a 2k vc glitch

[urban ore]

simcast live 12 min quarters thank me later

[tawdry shale]

dont you not get vc for simming

[heavy jay]

yo

[urban ore]

nah i think u do

[heavy jay]

when am i getting invited?

[tawdry shale]

ask the guy

i just work there man

[tawdry shale]

it literally says sim to end (no vc(

[urban ore]

"you can earn Virtual Currency (VC) in MyNBA (formerly MyLeague) by setting up a season, utilizing 12-minute quarters, and selecting the "Simulate with SimCast Live" option."

[tawdry shale]

hmmm lemme see

[charred isle]

@tawdry shale

[tawdry shale]

hello

[undone mirage]

oh hi james

welcome back

[mint quest]

Yall watching the game rn

nuggets game

[wide sorrel]

there was

but ur better off playing

Anthony Edwards

[tawdry shale]

cap

bro it takes forever

[wide sorrel]

are u tryna play myteam or mycareer

online

[cold junco]

@heavy jay

whats the shape of italy

[mellow saffron]

😹

[heavy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-gif-10898776137182974914

[gritty breach]

this is the 10x engineer I aspire to be

[tawdry shale]

mycareer

this shit is pay to win now

its all about badges

im not spending money on this game

[tawdry shale]

no ronnies a jew

no free vc

[peak cave]

anyone know best way to suicide

should i jump off building? or buy gun and shoot myself in head?

[undone mirage]

what the fuck is your problem bro 😭

[gritty breach]

wtf

[undone mirage]

i think you should seek some help

[gritty breach]

^

me when EV

[dawn valve]

the goat joined back

[undone mirage]

first you say ai sucks

then you switch up and say ai is taking over

then you say it sucks again

now you're saying you wanna die 😭

pls seek help

not even joking

[gritty breach]

^

just backread some of your messages

please take a break from this discord

and thinking about your career in general

touch grass for a few weeks

[opal needle]

all i want to do when i come onto cscd is discuss zon and prestige

not wtvr this is

[gritty breach]

ong

[indigo arrow]

anyone know how much tiktok referral helps?

[gritty breach]

i wanna feel worse that my only exp is zon

[heavy jay]

use claude code until u get usage limited

[tawdry shale]

@dawn valve yo

run 2k with me

[gritty breach]

not deal with ts

[undone mirage]

true i just wanna get the daily zononomy reading

[peak cave]

u havent been unemployed 1+ yr

[undone mirage]

i've been unemployed for over 15+ years you're right

[peak cave]

stfu troll

[undone mirage]

unemployed*

[dawn valve]

I haven’t played ts in like 2 years bro

[tawdry shale]

the game fucking sucks now

[dawn valve]

2k been fell off😭😭

[peak cave]

i have no career. unemployed for 1+ yr

[gritty breach]

you're kinda in the wrong channel to be dooming about unemployment. I refer you to #2026_grads or #2027_grads

or #full_timers

[peak cave]

but those channels are dead

[gritty breach]

yea but nobody here knows what it's like to be unemployed

we can't empathize

so don't expect it from us

[peak cave]

i thought there was a 30 yo here

so everyones a troll?

[solid portal]

wtf

How’d you get unbanned

After all your heinous crimes

[sharp ledge]

welcome @tawdry shale

[solid portal]

After all you did

After you hurt me and bullied me and punched me

Holy shit bro these new gens

[gritty breach]

🪞

[solid portal]

I’m crine

[peak cave]

what does this mean

[gritty breach]

is he wrong?

[peak cave]

you seem like a mean bitch too

[gritty breach]

zon is top tier prestige

SSSSSS tier

zon = 1000 zon

[solid portal]

Stfu

[peak cave]

wtf

[urban ore]

bro dobby

[wide sorrel]

yea u want a build u gotta pay

[urban ore]

i leave for 5 hours and ur still here

[wide sorrel]

insanely long to grind

[urban ore]

have u been talking the whole time

[gritty breach]

dobby is kin alt

💀

[peak cave]

no. i just started. why do u appear

[gritty breach]

the guy who was dooming really really hard about his zon proc

so hard he got muted

[urban ore]

lmao it might be

[gritty breach]

then banned for unknown reasons

[peak cave]

i want zon proc 😭

[tawdry shale]

token logged lo5

[urban ore]

yep

[peak cave]

shut up

[gritty breach]

he got banned before decision so nobody knows what happened, but someone saw him ask about Austin housing in another discord so we assume he got rej

he was dooming far before he got rej tho

other internship

or maybe zon austin loc

but unlikely

his interviewers were both seattle

[teal shale]

idk

-# Co-Authored-By: Claude [e-mail]

[urban ore]

lowk

thats a real person

i believe it

bro started off in resume review than moved here

lol

[rain skiff]

zon orz

[dawn valve]

nice Roblox name

[opal needle]

yall are ngmi

Authored-By: Claude [e-mail]

woah

how to do

[gritty breach]

is that in dobby lore?

zon prev with no ro?

[mellow saffron]

ha bro messed up 😂 🫵🏼

-# Co-Authored-By: Claude [e-mail]

[scenic oyster]

wait dobby is actually him

[opal needle]

thats prob a bad spot to be in as a cs major

[urban ore]

ye lol

[teal shale]

ty, i applied to roblox with it then got banned

[urban ore]

hes 26

[undone mirage]

dobby left

😭

[dawn valve]

Folk

[urban ore]

ye who was it

[undone mirage]

you're the mod bro

YOU TELL US

[scenic oyster]

4 internships

holy

[gritty breach]

eh it's excusable if it was 2025 prev

[urban ore]

no ro then went to ngmi f500 and got layed off for a year

[gritty breach]

but if you were a zon intern for any other summer and didn't get RO

[idle flame]

nba so unwatachable

[gritty breach]

that's just a major skissue

[idle flame]

ts too soft

[dawn valve]

[urban ore]

nah

i dont think so

[gritty breach]

nah I joked about that tho

[urban ore]

hes worse for sure

[gritty breach]

someone prob took it seriously

mb

[dawn valve]

He still with us

[gritty breach]

a month?

nah more like almost 2 weeks

[urban ore]

she is still with us tho

idk

ive been tryna find out

@void wolf knows

[opal needle]

she?

[urban ore]

shes still in the alpha trading discord

[opal needle]

dobby would not be kin

[unique robin]

erm

🤫

[opal needle]

yeah kin didnt do nothing wrong

ye

fr

[urban ore]

way too much lore here 😭

[unique robin]

is the alpha trading server still a thing

[urban ore]

ye

[opal needle]

yo can anyone inv

jk

[unique robin]

discord.gg/alphatraders

[urban ore]

more active than ever

[opal needle]

dont ban me

[unique robin]

we don’t allow alpha trading here

do whatever else you want

🤷

just not here

[opal needle]

is there a list of server rules

[unique robin]

rule #1 no larping in #2027_summer

[dawn valve]

Bro am I still on waitlist

[urban ore]

uh ye

!

[unique robin]

rule #2 no flirting in #2027_summer

[undone mirage]

rip.

[urban ore]

but we stack rank ngl

[unique robin]

rule 3

[undone mirage]

in honor of kin

[unique robin]

no alpha trading

and that’s about it

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/的9-gif-12565004940729182637

[dawn valve]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-face-gif-25409193

[unique robin]

rule 4 don’t be annoying

idk the rules here actually ngl

[opal needle]

dobby def got banned cuz of rule 4

[dawn valve]

Zon wl and alpha server wl im ngmi

[urban ore]

stand proud

[unique robin]

alpha trading in the big 26

[charred axle]

nepo me into wells fargo pls

[unique robin]

😔

[narrow sierra]

larp is an integral part of every CS students life

[neat hemlock]

larp larp larp sahur

[narrow sierra]

impossible

[neat hemlock]

yo ayman

can i join idrama labs

[urban ore]

its a agi thing

[charred axle]

nepo me into idrama pla

[narrow sierra]

very prestigious AI lab

trillions in funding

[opal needle]

how tf did ayman get idrama labs

so orz

[opal needle]

🥀

[narrow sierra]

some of the most important research done by the team over at idrama labs

[opal needle]

whats worse incel community or ayanokoji community

[sick flicker]

ayanokoji is gei

[undone mirage]

🥀

banned

@unique robin

[rain skiff]

por dobby

[undone mirage]

cause he said he wants ot die

and asked the best way to off himself

[urban ore]

banned for being ngmi

[unique robin]

wtf

he got banned

how

[balmy bolt]

prolly ayman’s fault

[undone mirage]

unban that man

i think he would be worse off without cscd ngl

needs some way to cope

[dapper venture]

how do u get banned from cscd wtf

[undone mirage]

by saying shit like this

[mellow saffron]

usually we type !ban

or smth like that

[dapper venture]

why is this bannable

[mellow saffron]

i think it’s /ban actually

[urban ore]

damn

[dapper venture]

he didnt tell someone to do it

[undone mirage]

oh boy

[mellow saffron]

fr

mods u suck

[balmy bolt]

cscd mods…

[mellow saffron]

fr

…

[rain skiff]

tell dobby to dm me i can help

[urban ore]

i miss him already

[undone mirage]

help with what 😭

here addh inm

[urban ore]

why did he even dm u 😭

[undone mirage]

no idea

i am the chosen one

[urban ore]

lol

[dark bane]

@tulip spruce panda

[tawdry shale]

@unique robin can u unban sb

he didnt do anything

some dude was talking about some weird shit in chat and he was collateral damage fr

[undone mirage]

chow mein all oil

icl

[solid portal]

Haha nice

W licks

[echo obsidian]

the white rice is the best side

[solid portal]

Yo I see what you did there that’s regex haha

[solid portal]

I just checked you’ve been banned 8 months

[mellow saffron]

the only good part of our campus is that panda

[solid portal]

That’s wild

Time really flies

Wow

[mellow saffron]

they don’t overcharge 🙏

[solid portal]

You wouldn’t need to worry about moneys eith me bbg

[teal shale]

time to get lockheed to number 1

[mellow saffron]

🙏 🙏

[undone mirage]

just bomb the api bro 😭

[teal shale]

is there an api?

[echo obsidian]

bro

just bomb the api

[undone mirage]

yes he posted it ealirer ^^

[tawdry shale]

yeah idk

i deadass got banned for nothing

all i did was send a intern class photo

[teal shale]

i can't find it :(

[undone mirage]

.

[solid portal]

Oh shit

Netflix intern class photo

Wow throwback

Man those were good times

[undone mirage]

oh

that's hwat he got banned for?

i remember that

[solid portal]

Haha

[undone mirage]

half of them were dei

or something

[solid portal]

Then Trump got rid of dei

All because of you James

[teal shale]

okay let me (claude) try

idk how websites work, i only know ph is blocked in Virginia

[echo obsidian]

they do catering now on campus with dining dolalrs

[mellow saffron]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[echo obsidian]

hey at least panda express doesnt give u food poisoning

[teal shale]

what school

[echo obsidian]

😭

[tawdry shale]

Made a boss call

[solid portal]

Thanks bro

[mellow saffron]

the orange chicken got half the school sick my first year

[solid portal]

Saved me

[echo obsidian]

wtf rlly

[undone mirage]

were u the person who had like a professional usaco mentoring thing

[mellow saffron]

tho it was the off campus one

[echo obsidian]

oh

[proud mauve]

lmao

[echo obsidian]

yeahhh

[mellow saffron]

the on campus one didn’t open yet

but it was funny lmao

[echo obsidian]

my friend back home works at a panda

[mellow saffron]

i ate some of it and immediately got a sore throat

[echo obsidian]

she says theres mold in da rice cooked

[echo obsidian]

💀 💀 💀

[mellow saffron]

and then i was ill for a month

[hard owl]

y nvidia num 9 💔

[echo obsidian]

holy fuck

[mellow saffron]

yeah idt i had panda after that until they opened it

[echo obsidian]

you cant have nothing here

[mellow saffron]

on campus

💀

i think that was a one time thing at least

[teal shale]

oh shit

i crashed the website

nvm

i got banned

oops

[echo obsidian]

😭 😭 😭

you might jsut be rate limited

[teal shale]

yeah

i did 100000 votes on 32 Cores

[echo obsidian]

theres rate limiting

[teal shale]

i can't open on my other devices tho

can u?

[echo obsidian]

yas

[teal shale]

oh i rate limited the whole schools wifi maybe

[echo obsidian]

just make post requests to the /vote/ api its way easier

[void wolf]

Free dobby free taylors

[urban ore]

ye

[tawdry shale]

no thats shiva oswal

[teal shale]

i'm is doin dat gng, it just rate limited

my top lip smells like flowers

[undone mirage]

@solid portal who is it..

[solid portal]

This chat just feel warm and homey

[undone mirage]

had dragon in the name or something

[solid portal]

With James back bruh

Not to glaze

[undone mirage]

u can stop the glaze

[solid portal]

What race are you rae rae

[undone mirage]

i was going to say a racial joke but now i wont

the a one

[solid portal]

Asian?

[undone mirage]

yea

[solid portal]

Wow

[tawdry shale]

i just told u

[undone mirage]

wat race r u

[tawdry shale]

its shiva oswal

[solid portal]

Not what I had you pinned for ngl

[undone mirage]

ok but didn't u have it b4 and sold it

or something

was it

you

[tawdry shale]

what bro

no

ur talking about shiva

[undone mirage]

was shiva in this disc

[solid portal]

@agnimandur

Where’d he go

[undone mirage]

yea

that one

oh

[undone mirage]

what did you pin me for

and what are you

[solid portal]

Black

[undone mirage]

.

[solid portal]

None of your business

[undone mirage]

no

[tawdry shale]

he got banned for selling stripe referrals

[undone mirage]

spill the beans yeema

we're old people

[solid portal]

Actually? LMAOOOO

[tawdry shale]

yeah

[undone mirage]

wow

that guy really knows how to make money

that's for sure

[tawdry shale]

dudes a jew

[undone mirage]

well

[tawdry shale]

why is he selling stripe referrals

when hes a millionaire

[undone mirage]

that's one way to rephrase what i said i guess

[tawdry shale]

dudes a loser

[undone mirage]

😂

[solid portal]

Dude that’s gotta be jewphobia

[tawdry shale]

like hes a literal millionaire

[solid portal]

Why’d they ban my bro

[tawdry shale]

selling referrals

[undone mirage]

millionaire?

from what

[solid portal]

Free my homie

[undone mirage]

recursive?

[solid portal]

Idk like various side hustles

[undone mirage]

yeema what are you

we go way back

[solid portal]

Bro I remember when I met you

[undone mirage]

we're old old

[solid portal]

So long ago

We both unc

[undone mirage]

so spill it

SPILL IT

🥀

[solid portal]

What do you think

[undone mirage]

idk i can't tell

[swift crypt]

Your group is on a 2 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 4/6: @noble lion @void wolf
5/6: @undone mirage
6/6: @narrow sierra
X/6: @urban ore

[undone mirage]

cscd is just like a ball of personality everyone sits in between

so you could be anything

[tawdry shale]

he was on want to be a millionaire

[undone mirage]

oh tf

[tawdry shale]

and has like 200k poker bankroll

[swift crypt]

yeema (visionary) and Heisenberg are playing

[undone mirage]

u gotta be like white or asian

[solid portal]

No

[undone mirage]

wtf

fucj

[swift crypt]

chiz #free dobby and 3 others were playing

[solid portal]

Im black

[tawdry shale]

oh fuck

[undone mirage]

are you really

[tawdry shale]

🤦‍♂️

[solid portal]

Lemme send my LinkedIn

[undone mirage]

alr

@urban ore give me a letter

already have that

[solid portal]

https://www.linkedin.com/in/martin-luther-king-jr-276822240

[undone mirage]

i have |LUC|

fuck

[undone mirage]

🥀

[urban ore]

woah

is this you?

[solid portal]

Yeah

I have a dream

[urban ore]

very cool!

[solid portal]

Ask it about my I have a dream speech

Classic wrote that shit off the dome

Put that all behind me to pursue my rap career

[undone mirage]

i can't tell if you're fr black now or was it all satire

[echo obsidian]

holy shit thanks for the yearly holiday 🙏 🙏

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-anguish-despair-gif-13915908866750092639

[solid portal]

No problem

Idk

[tawdry shale]

yeah yeema is really black

hes dark as shit

[charred isle]

my shit is red

[teal shale]

means it's spicy

[charred isle]

@unique robin can u unban sb, he didnt do anything some dude was talking about some weird shit in chat and he was collateral damage fr

[teal shale]

i agree, unban him

[river needle]

what is it, btw

[swift crypt]

twentybananaplz was playing

[river needle]

oops, i meant the application, not the model

[swift crypt]

kanucool was playing

[solid portal]

Idk like gpt 4o

Whatever the main cheap one was back in end of 2024

[solid portal]

It’s my website. These goons are fleecing me

[rain skiff]

YO WHO PUT C1 AS FIRST 💀

[quaint basalt]

probably is the public api key

mayb

been a while for me

i think it could be intended behavior

[echo obsidian]

its public api key

you can use it to send votes

on the vote api

i did it earlier thats why c1 is at the top

😭

[tame edge]

why does every ranking site end up with a nonsensical result

even excluding instances of trolling like that

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-jolly-happy-rainbow-and-sunshine-gif-11154688262827409004

umm what are role level perms guys

[narrow sierra]

this is normal

well it could be bad just decode the api key and see if it's anon

it should be

yep that's normal

BUT there could still be problems if they haven't set RLS properly

try and query tables and see if anything is open

if the website is setup poorly you can dump their schema by making a get to /rest/v1

[dark bane]

its a key of the api variety

[noble lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1374759287200419922/1493459011213721672/image0.gif

[nimble oak]

good morning fellow ngmis

[undone mirage]

good mornign

[neat hemlock]

hello

[wicked wasp]

Yo

[swift moat]

top of the morning

[willow dirge]

good morning

[hidden shuttle]

good night

[dark bane]

good morning

[dawn valve]

Good morning

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/yoshi-mario-luigi-toad-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie-gif-1181807363692287298

[swift moat]

i sleep now

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-nintendo-retro-n64-toad-house-gif-18193840225561821905

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/toad-toadette-captain-toad-mario-captain-toad-treasure-tracker-gif-15339238521864763401

[vivid stirrup]

Morning

[hidden glacier]

gm

you can get a free coffee at dunkin with the code FREECOFFEE1

[barren maple]

these things are typically RBAC

[solid portal]

Samosas and mimosas samosas and mimosas

[tulip spruce]

@dark bane got dunkin

[tulip spruce]

in app?

[hidden glacier]

yeah

[dark bane]

i sleep

[trail karma]

is it just me or are there barely any ppl for zon in nyc

[minor horizon]

https://x.com/shawmakesmagic/status/2046005806634820028?s=46

Shaw (spirit/acc) (@shawmakesmagic)

💀💀💀

X · Apr 19, 2026, 11:19 PM

[void wolf]

Ur zon nyc?

[balmy bolt]

most ppl are in seattle sf arlington

or boston if robotics

actually robotics is in some like random massachusetts city

[urban ore]

whats the best loc for explosive eng

[queen vortex]

What happened to dobby

[urban ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195533409309708419/1292610131736924251/evil_singer.gif

[queen vortex]

#keep sup locked up

[trail karma]

yea aws

[green elk]

does zon mog wells

[formal perch]

Easily

[green elk]

how many zons is wells

[elfin igloo]

is the feedback form for amazon a bad sign

[green elk]

no

fargo

is it worth wasting time on <1zon procs if you already have aws

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/harrison-wells-eobard-thawne-gif-13380792221317953555

[trail karma]

No

[trail karma]

its automatic

[green elk]

what if i want to steal hc from ngmis

[green elk]

theres a few actually

but not aws

[trail karma]

im the only aws nyc ive found here

[green elk]

you and me lol

theres an ig chat but its dead

theres people in JFK25 etc

non aws

[void wolf]

Ik an nyc zon guy if u wanna meet him

[green elk]

cifaang

[queen vortex]

What website is that

[green elk]

prestige index fyi

been spammed here last few days

[queen vortex]

ah hell no 😂

1 c1 = 120 zon now

[green elk]

c1flation

[lilac hemlock]

LMFAO

[elder sierra]

What if ur c1 AND zon 🧐

[lilac hemlock]

ibm is truly 1+ zons

i made it

[ivory briar]

if I have an offer already secured (already accepted), should I saying to another company that I have a pending offer?

[green elk]

i was in your position and i didnt mention anything

[idle flame]

By far

[idle flame]

needs more context

[unique robin]

[nimble oak]

zon mogs all

[opal needle]

i wouldnt say so

[jovial mirage]

i already have an offer and i lowkey need to sign housing can i ask zon to expedite if its only been 3 business days

[sour hound]

Hey guys, on my resume, is it better to put "salesforce" or "slack"?

[undone mirage]

slack > salesforce

[sour hound]

bet 🙏🙏

[sour hound]

slack is part of salesforce, that's why I'm wondering

[undone mirage]

yea ik

[sour hound]

Because currently I have it as Slack(Salesforce)

[undone mirage]

slack > salesforce

[sour hound]

ok, so should I just put "Slack" then?

[undone mirage]

yes

[dark bane]

i need c1 new grad fr

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/run-donkey-run-sml-shrek-shrek-shrek-sml-gif-16538406065264944623

[errant pawn]

how prestigious cartesia?

[echo obsidian]

c1 is #1 on prestigeindex

[undone mirage]

bros acting like 300 is a lot

so he spent

like

6 years with no internships?

[mellow saffron]

300 lowk a lot

[undone mirage]

300 over 6 years is not a lot

[mellow saffron]

yeah idk i never mass applied

maybe that’s why i’m a

[echo obsidian]

i know someone that is is stanford bs bioeng + ms cs at stanford from my highschool

[mellow saffron]

nvm

50 a year is mickey

[echo obsidian]

he's at ibm

is the outcome zon

[queen vortex]

@kin

[echo obsidian]

UGC 🔥

[queen vortex]

What job is he going for

[undone mirage]

cs jobs

[queen vortex]

Oh gg

[echo obsidian]

i saw a instagram reel the other day of this creator that didnt get zon ro and was crying so they were talking about how they pivoted to content creation

[gritty breach]

I think even people from super ngmi schools (like T500) can get zon if they lock in

what school you go to doesn't affect much until T50 imo

[opal needle]

wtf

[lilac hemlock]

how did he not get even one internship

[mellow saffron]

dude u don’t have to lock in that much gng

[opal needle]

there are ngmi stanford students i guess

[echo obsidian]

squid game winner holy

[gritty breach]

nice I didn't backread mb

[mellow saffron]

like amazon is a solid outcome but they don’t care abt school

[lilac hemlock]

what up st3wies

[echo obsidian]

how much money do u get if u win squid game

[opal needle]

what if he just never did the leetcode

[mint quest]

saw the same reel she was bawlin cuz she didnt get zon offer lowk i got reminded of this server

[mellow saffron]

no big tech really does u just have to be in the right place

[lilac hemlock]

hope you hear back with the good news soon gang

make it out for us

[echo obsidian]

zonami

[mellow saffron]

like if ur in some school in california apple might give u a shot

[opal needle]

false

[gritty breach]

yea big tech is mostly rng resume screen bar

[opal needle]

apple fucking hard screen

[mint quest]

bruhh

[lilac hemlock]

yuuhhh

[mellow saffron]

💀

[mint quest]

why is tesla so rng

😭

[queen vortex]

🤔

[mint quest]

PLEASE TESLA GIVE ME TESLA

[gritty breach]

good vs bad school doesn't affect you much for big tech

[opal needle]

mfs think apple is free what?

[vivid mirage]

zon and msft lwk

[mellow saffron]

i didn’t say that

i said it’s rng

[scenic oyster]

Does apple referral work if u know someone pretty senior

[mint quest]

yo watch this

[mellow saffron]

but school doesn’t really matter

[echo obsidian]

how many zons is apple

[mint quest]

, manifestation

[queen vortex]

Like 1

[opal needle]

apple at least 1.5 zons

[gritty breach]

apple intern vs zon intern is prob like 2 zons

apple newgrad vs zon newgrad is like 3 zons

[lilac hemlock]

hey guys dont call these companies mickey if you dont have them

[mellow saffron]

fyi tesla also considers u against like all the roles if u apply to one lol

[queen vortex]

Zon is #1

[gritty breach]

apple newgrad proc is ridiculous

[mellow saffron]

u shud still apply to every one

[gritty breach]

several rounds long

[mellow saffron]

but they do consider u for others

[gritty breach]

some rounds are just domain knowledge grilling

[mellow saffron]

team dependent

[mint quest]

???? so all the roles i applied to are invalid just because i got ONE interview for some bum ahh role

😭

NO FUCKIN WAY

[mellow saffron]

one i got was 9 rounds

[opal needle]

everyone here is faang

[mellow saffron]

nah

u can get considered for any number of roles even while interviewing

it’s team dependent hiring at tesla asw

[mint quest]

ohhh

[mellow saffron]

it’s quite similar to apple actually

[gritty breach]

it's an entire gauntlet. Several rounds full of behavioral, technical, and domain knowledge grill

[opal needle]

highest apple round ive seen is 8 rounds

[mint quest]

bruh ts so rng tho

[opal needle]

but could be longer

[mint quest]

yo they better not ask me something crazy bro

[mellow saffron]

nah i got 9 lol

[mint quest]

if i get tesla fall im buying everyone here lambo

[opal needle]

wtf

[gritty breach]

you have time dw

[opal needle]

9 is crazy

[mellow saffron]

tbf it wasn’t even that hard

[lilac hemlock]

gng im terrified

[gritty breach]

I had 0 faang offers until rn (I'm a 4th year)

[opal needle]

is the expectation that u need to do well for each round

[lilac hemlock]

dude i feel cooked

[mellow saffron]

better than the other candidates yes

[opal needle]

thats crazy

[mellow saffron]

tbh they asked some decently hard stuff

[mint quest]

what zon does to you

[mellow saffron]

they’re not all techs tho

culture fit rounds r so mickey

[opal needle]

bro lock in

[gritty breach]

I was fr saved by zon

[opal needle]

u literally got this

[lilac hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-crying-black-guy-pleading-plead-gif-15911108386383402751

[opal needle]

ye lmfao

[mint quest]

no way 😂

[mellow saffron]

lol pretty much

[gritty breach]

also lowk getting any company that's 1 zon or more puts you in like top 10-15% of all CS majors in the US. More like top 30-40% of all CS majors in the US who actually put effort into recruiting

[mellow saffron]

just that it’s in person now

[opal needle]

yeah the difficulty level for ng is the same as intern

[mellow saffron]

i think they screen pretty hard after tho u have to do pretty much perfect the techs