☹️ sorry
#2027_summer
echo obsidian
echo obsidian
i didnt mean to upset you sorry ☹️
opal needle
ai saved so many ppl already
echo obsidian
im just trying to learn
undone mirage
gpt > freshly graduated lawyer who gpted their degree
peak cave
gpt > freshly graduated lawyer who gpted their degree
you cant gpt ur degree ong
peak cave
u cant use gpt in exam
undone mirage
you cant gpt ur degree ong
opal needle
im going to jail
undone mirage
your point being what, passing the bar doesn't make a great lawyer, you can still pass the exam and gpt most of your degree
for example my med school cousin
echo obsidian
mike ross didnt pass the bar
peak cave
your point being what, passing the bar doesn't make a great lawyer, you can stil...
no???
echo obsidian
hes a good lawyer
undone mirage
all day she talks about gpting this and that
opal needle
agree with rae here
echo obsidian
all day she talks about gpting this and that
we're fried
peak cave
all day she talks about gpting this and that
ur cousin goes to a shit third rate school
am i wrong?
undone mirage
law school students have to pass the bar -> med school students have to pass their own exam
opal needle
bro the exam is just a filter are u high
undone mirage
😂
echo obsidian
ok even if dobby is a troll can we just get rid of dobby
peak cave
i went to a shit school too dw about it
cold junco
Retard v retard
echo obsidian
they're just not nice ☹️
opal needle
do u really think u need to know everything to actually get a job
news flash if that were true
cold junco
Bro the pt of lawyer isn’t to know the law 😂😂😂😂
peak cave
i feel like. people are hyping ai way too much
undone mirage
dobby content farming rn
opal needle
please explain
cold junco
is someone a bad engineer cuz they failed one course bro
Yes if u failed a course it’s over
opal needle
Yes if u failed a course it’s over
im sure theres at least 1 example out there where they went on to be like hella cracked
peak cave
Icarus is only one here who makes sense to me
echo obsidian
is someone a bad engineer cuz they failed one course bro
dont talking .... you chatgpt... you're going to jail,....
cold junco
im sure theres at least 1 example out there where they went on to be like hella ...
Nope. Not one
peak cave
the rest of yall just troll and preach ai cuz yall low iq, prob use ai in hw, and cant do criticial thinking
i bet Icarus doesnt cheat in hw
unlike u scum
opal needle
thats not the point its just the fact like failing a course doesnt mean shit, because on the job u arent tested for the same knowledge
undone mirage
why rule out stuff from the realm of imagination
if there's ai governors there certainly can be ai judges
cold junco
I’ll use a coin to
echo obsidian
facts
peak cave
u cant even use ai without money and compute
echo obsidian
physically flipping the coin is too much work
neat hemlock
Yes if u failed a course it’s over
i failed computer systems and im touse engineer
cold junco
I’ll ask claude code to make a web app to simulate flipping a coin
undone mirage
peak cave
ai wont replace janitors
opal needle
yall acting like everyone thats currently employed is a fucking superhuman bro
and has never once cheated
echo obsidian
janitor @ js inc
urban ore
ai should replace judges
opal needle
😂
rocky oracle
ai wont replace janitors
yeah, so OUR future jobs are safe
peak cave
ai wont replace taxi drivers
opal needle
this is so funny
undone mirage
you just said there are none then discount my point when i say there is one 😂
opal needle
ai wont replace taxi drivers
does bro know abt waymo
neat hemlock
ai wont replace taxi drivers
u dont even need ai to replace taxi drivers
peak cave
if ai governor commits crime who is responsible
neat hemlock
if ai governor commits crime who is responsible
altman
mint quest
is the agent gonna have governor.md file
undone mirage
doesn't really matter you can make the same point about an ai judge, you can appoint an ai judge, and have a "proxy judge" and call it the worlds first ai judge
peak cave
otherwise we would all be buying self driving cars
autopilot is not good enough
it has caused crashes
mint quest
is the agent gonna have governor.md file
“Pass good laws, make no mistakes, be just”
peak cave
false
undone mirage
ok
swift moat
autopilot is not good enough
id hand over the wheel to waymo 1000 times before i let u drive my car
rocky oracle
when you try to speak your geniuine opinion and people are calling it ragebait 😢
opal needle
only person here who actually has a brain besides me is Icarus
oh no guys guess i dont have a brain
echo obsidian
ngl if everyone had autopilot the problem is solved 😹
opal needle
🥀
echo obsidian
ive never crashed in sf
do u cut it up
swift moat
ive never crashed in sf
u dont have a driver's license so checks out
peak cave
u dont have a driver's license so checks out
i do
blazing swan
when ur lowkey crazy
urban ore
we are both 26+
peak cave
are you trolling Heisenberg
blazing swan
mb idk im just saying shit
opal needle
🥀
undone mirage
i'm just showing him how ridiculous his points are
urban ore
maybe this isnt sup
nah 100% this is not sup
echo obsidian
if so the larp mightve gotten to his brain
opal needle
dobby u should go read up on agents and study ai
echo obsidian
sorry dobby i thought you wre someone else ☹️
opal needle
dont waste time here
echo obsidian
it is my mistake
peak cave
....
peak cave
i wish
urban ore
i guarantee dobby is incoming hrt
unique robin
real
opal needle
the thing is he wouldnt say what hes saying if he was inc anthropic
peak cave
im incoming (dobby startup cuz unemployed so long)
unique robin
who’s dario
opal needle
cuz he doesnt know abt ai at all
opal needle
if hes trolling then fair
urban ore
we know bro
peak cave
idk ai
unique robin
me too
opal needle
dw bro anthropic doesnt want someone who doesnt believe in ai and its capabilities
unique robin
ong
opal needle
gl
opal needle
then u will see that ur boss will tell u to use ai to summarize texts
on ur job
and u will realize u were wrong
:(
peak cave
i saw an ai lawyer vid
show me
peak cave
lawyers dont do that lmao
no i mean
lawyers protect
prosecutors argue for sentence. and judge chooses
opal needle
also dobby as a lawyer ur finding loopholes in the law to protect ur clients someone as righteous as u should def choose a different career
what do u think
peak cave
idk. i have higher sat score than u so...
peak cave
also dobby as a lawyer ur finding loopholes in the law to protect ur clients som...
no? loopholes dont work ha!
minimum is 400 troll
rocky oracle
good shit man, full marks
opal needle
LMFAO
opal needle
no? loopholes dont work ha!
doesnt matter, point is ur gonna be doing a good amount of deceiving
peak cave
doesnt matter, point is ur gonna be doing a good amount of deceiving
thats not how law works
peak cave
you persuade with logical reasoning
civic cliff
This server is not real
peak cave
you are high
opal needle
you persuade with logical reasoning
if by logical reasoning they were gonna go to jail anyways why the fuck are they asking u to be their lawyer
the outcome doesnt change
peak cave
no i havent ordered my lsat prep book yet
also earliest i can enter law school is next year
so yeah
peak cave
if by logical reasoning they were gonna go to jail anyways why the fuck are they...
youre high
opal needle
explain
peak cave
you can reduce sentence
peak cave
see icarus is smart
opal needle
ur using methods
peak cave
u are not
opal needle
well do u think he should have gotten more?
peak cave
can u not read
opal needle
are u dumb
my point is the same
he got less of a sentence than he should have
yeah
through what
a lawyer
peak cave
jz u literally argued why have lawyer if going to jail
opal needle
🥀
opal needle
jz u literally argued why have lawyer if going to jail
its the same, like reducing ur sentence by decades
?
i mean the same thng here
peak cave
u know in some cases people who would have jail sentence got free by pleading not guilty and lawyer arguing good case
opal needle
critical thinking? please?
dawn valve
be prev js
peak cave
no
anyways not gonna flex unlike burp who acts like he actually goes to mit
ur the one who told me i have bad reading comprehension
civic cliff
is 1430 good?
peak cave
u go to mit
stop trolling about sat score
and?
mit doesnt accept 1430 unless exceptional somewhere else
uhh
nvmnd u went to gtech
gotcha
no
undone cape
u gotta me kidding me
sick flicker
you can't donate 1 of your kidney
can't prove me wrong
because then they need to prove me wrong wrong, which is true
proud mauve
I know I've asked question a few time but
If I apply to SIG qt and got rejected do I get blacklisted for swe the same cycle
sick flicker
If I apply to SIG qt and got rejected do I get blacklisted for swe the same cycl...
yea, i blacklist you
long geode
proud mauve
yea, i blacklist you
😭
lilac hemlock
my professor flexed his open source pull request getting merged in class today
damn it bro
its almost as if this guy has over 20 years of experience in open source
peak cave
everyone who was saying ai will replace swe was just bullshitting and trolling - https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtificialInteligence/comments/1s493x7/the_ai_is_replacing_software_engineers_narrative/
lilac hemlock
not really
distant arch
peak cave
programmers wont be replaced either
peak cave
That’s crazy
why? he's 65
he's the oldest ceo out of all big tech
so its not erally surprising
whats surprising is people trolling me that swe is now all ai coding, when thats clearly not the case
vivid stirrup
he's the oldest ceo out of all big tech
Just interesting that Apple is in its 4th generation of CEOs now
dense tusk
Amazon sends reject in how many days?
daring shuttle
if you guys had to choose to do research for low level systems (maybe to help with quant rec)
would you rather do
- operating sys research(built off of L4 micro kernel and goal is to be Event-Based Scheduler)
- systems optimization(sorting algo optmization in asm). I can also do some graph theory/and netwokring stuff
the first one the lab is just with 2 masters and the prof and the 2nd seems a little more strucutred, phd and the UGs do their own part to help the PHD
peak cave
why do research ? ai will take over
daring shuttle
ur right
queen vortex
if you guys had to choose to do research for low level systems (maybe to help wi...
1
dense tusk
U mean they send it within a day?
strong violet
damn tim cook stepped down
crystal pendant
damn tim cook stepped down
holy i didnt even see this
he was old tho
lowk such a goat
lucid apex
if you guys had to choose to do research for low level systems (maybe to help wi...
I think networking research is pretty useful for distributed systems imo
craggy sand
sick flicker
if you guys had to choose to do research for low level systems (maybe to help wi...
wow, super nice research
tulip spruce
What is good signal
sick flicker
if you guys had to choose to do research for low level systems (maybe to help wi...
my opinion is 1st one is more swe related ; 2nd one is more quant related
sick flicker
What is good signal
money, value creation
reasoning through architecture discussion / opinion to push engineering bar
daring shuttle
my opinion is 1st one is more swe related ; 2nd one is more quant related
i'd enjoy either or tbh im 2x google and this yr im doing dist sys stuff so would be cool to do like low level optmization
but feel like for big tech kernel dev stuff is kinda limited no?
daring shuttle
my opinion is 1st one is more swe related ; 2nd one is more quant related
2nd project has a major compontent to optimizing web crawlers
undone mirage
2xgoogleorz..
manic gulch
i got rejected
damn what happened
copper wagon
idk
manic gulch
@copper wagon check dms
copper wagon
ok
unique robin
@copper wagon check dms
sick flicker
@copper wagon check dms
sudden gyro
Does tesla allow you to swap locations for summer?
unique robin
queen vortex
@unique robin
queen vortex
Still no tm
unique robin
are you getting danny'ed
queen vortex
What that mean
queen vortex
I sent in interst last week
frank zealot
have people ever been able to extend their zon internship? like from 90 days -> 120 days
frank zealot
ik what ygs mean but i feel like having a longer internship would increase chances of ro 😭
frank zealot
ik i might sound crazy
unique robin
🍩 ✊
sick flicker
u dont know me
frank zealot
yeah but even if it's as high as 70% i want to do everything in my power not to be the 30% without it
queen vortex
If i dont get tm b4 end of month im sliming @sick flicker
frank zealot
thank you icarus
dry garnet
does everyone get this or am i special
unique robin
🥀
unique robin
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queen vortex
🙋
mellow saffron
this is the original photo
unique robin
🙁
mellow saffron
i’m in a blue phase now
manic gulch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/457256139202232320/11ff3144ed8aa00d8d015a5942...
@mellow saffron isn't that the little sister from My Friend's Little Sister Has It In for Me!
can't believe you have a pfp of her
mellow saffron
<@457256139202232320> isn't that the little sister from My Friend's Little Siste...
is that a real show lmao
livid lark
is anyone going to house in bellevue/issaquah, WA for this summer?
i got an internship from may - aug
5/14 - 8/7
echo obsidian
isnt that just hori
livid lark
5/14 - 8/7
what to do for housing
mellow saffron
isnt that just hori
yerr
mellow saffron
doesnt she get abused by her bf
kinky
weak wrenBOT
111icarus111
livid lark
use furnishedfinder or somethign
holy
short thorn
<@457256139202232320> isn't that the little sister from My Friend's Little Siste...
Peak
frigid hawk
Whats zon internship like
For aws
What stops me from completing my project in a week with claude
fast holly
prob need to make design docs, get it approved, have PRs approved, permissions, etc
steel wind
guys is there even a point for intv this late for zon
i see a lot of people being waitlisted
strong violet
wont hurt anything
tranquil sand
What stops me from completing my project in a week with claude
Nothing but they'll ask you to do more prob
either way be thorough
dive deep 🥀
They should add a 17th LP: "Don't be chud"
balmy bolt
Am i not working with a team
nah not really
u get an intern project
that you do by urself mostly
its good for bullets
frigid hawk
Yeah i can do that fine
Im a chud who can barely code can i get away with clauding everything
sleek pilot
why doesn't rainforest do rainbet meetings
frigid hawk
Or are they gonna ask me shit during the meetings
sleek pilot
Im a chud who can barely code can i get away with clauding everything
wait for opus 6.7 then yes
sleek pilot
are you not on the amazon canvas
sleek pilot
What if i say idk thats what claude said
welcome to aws
frigid hawk
Like deadass real question
sleek pilot
it has the quizzes on there
balmy bolt
What stops me from completing my project in a week with claude
fwiw most of the intern projects are doable within a few weeks imo
w/ claude
frigid hawk
fwiw most of the intern projects are doable within a few weeks imo
Do i like pretend to work type shit
Stretch my project out
balmy bolt
Do i like pretend to work type shit
yea i was lowk just on discord the whole time
undone mirage
fwiw most of the intern projects are doable within a few weeks imo
depends tbh on the scope
frigid hawk
Lol nice
sleek pilot
Do i like pretend to work type shit
yeah just automate a PR every 30 minutes and you should land RO
frigid hawk
Ah so im not assigned a place to sit
sleek pilot
wait can I actually do this
balmy bolt
depends tbh on the scope
did i tell u ab the one guy i intern mingle coffee chatted with who’s project was legit sorting some data
undone mirage
for example if your project has to do with modifying multiple packages / services and claude really has no context on what's what besides 1 codebase you might take a lot longer
undone mirage
did i tell u ab the one guy i intern mingle coffee chatted with who’s project wa...
😭
frigid hawk
Wait so im basically left alone the entire time?
balmy bolt
it’s pretty chill
undone mirage
might check in here and there
undone mirage
did i tell u ab the one guy i intern mingle coffee chatted with who’s project wa...
my team had like a meeting before i came
on what kind of project to give me
frigid hawk
I deadass can just walk anywhere i want, join standup and say no blockers, and doomscroll, pr every 30 mins
undone mirage
it was between a feature for their service or some dashboard
sleek pilot
wtf that's hilarious
undone mirage
they gave me the feature project 🥀
undone mirage
I deadass can just walk anywhere i want, join standup and say no blockers, and d...
yep
fluid salmon
bruh i wish i knew it was like to be employed 🥀
undone mirage
team 2 team
balmy bolt
they gave me the feature project 🥀
bro that sounds wayy better than dashboard
undone mirage
bro that sounds wayy better than dashboard
it did not take a few weeks 😂
balmy bolt
junior sde has oncalls apparently
frigid hawk
Do i have input during the project call or do i just get assigned shit
balmy bolt
depends on the team i think? i got to pick and i know a few other ppl who got to pick kinda what their proj looked like
like between a few options
undone mirage
lucky ducky
frigid hawk
Can i just drink coffee and eat and shit the whole time
undone mirage
Can i just drink coffee and eat and shit the whole time
you can do what youw ant bro
😭
frigid hawk
Dont they have food
undone mirage
just get your shit done
balmy bolt
banana
balmy bolt
Dont they have food
they have banana
undone mirage
you can get chicken tenders and fries for like
10 bucks
nah its unlimited
just abuse it
they don't track it
frigid hawk
Ok whats the hard part here that i cant completely use claude for
undone mirage
frugality
frigid hawk
It seems like its the 1:1
scenic oyster
how many days off do you think you can take off during internship if your really trying to get R.O., is like 1-3 days over the summer fine?
undone mirage
Ok whats the hard part here that i cant completely use claude for
big scoped projects, talking to your team, what to say during standup
balmy bolt
Ok whats the hard part here that i cant completely use claude for
not really much, u just gotta like kinda know what’s up w ur project so u don’t get finger blasted during standup
frigid hawk
Do i go last in standup
undone mirage
u go in order
frigid hawk
And dont i just say no blockers
frigid hawk
Wtf do i say in standup where do they teach me this shit
quaint basalt
Ok whats the hard part here that i cant completely use claude for
if you enter code review with a PR that Claude overcooked with you’ll get fired
fried*
balmy bolt
same
undone mirage
Wtf do i say in standup where do they teach me this shit
what you're doing currently - any blockers - anything you want to share that might be critical to the team or wtv
frigid hawk
if you enter code review with a PR that Claude overcooked with you’ll get fired
Just run /code review on claude
balmy bolt
oh yea also submitting shit code prs
quaint basalt
Just run /code review on claude
😭
scenic oyster
how many days off do you think you can take off during internship if your really...
anyone know this ^^^^
balmy bolt
u will if it’s ass enough
undone mirage
zon doesn't even use claude anymore
quaint basalt
the biggest issue is that your PRs will be hundreds of lines of code
frigid hawk
Define shit code prs
quaint basalt
when it should be 30
frigid hawk
Like do i have to put comments and shit in my code for readability
quaint basalt
odds are your PRs are all way too long
undone mirage
Like do i have to put comments and shit in my code for readability
nah people rarely do
in fact
i'd say its better not to
frigid hawk
Really
balmy bolt
comments bad
quaint basalt
comments are actually bad practice
sleek pilot
is it too late for summer 2026 ❤️🩹
balmy bolt
comments make it easier for the senior devs to find out how ass ur code is
quaint basalt
apart from certain scenarios
frigid hawk
Is the amazon cursor equivalent monitored by them
frigid hawk
and i cant claude on the company laptop right
frigid hawk
So what do most people do
undone mirage
So what do most people do
use the tools given by amazon
balmy bolt
you can but if u get cauhgt
huh? does ur team care if u use claude
quaint basalt
huh? does ur team care if u use claude
higher ups do
balmy bolt
oh wait did they switch provider
civic cliff
and i cant claude on the company laptop right
@frigid hawk is planning the most diabolical internship Amazon has ever seen 😭
undone mirage
huh? does ur team care if u use claude
i think he means like just your personal claude sub cause you're exposing internal company code to that
frigid hawk
<@342412057758662656> is planning the most diabolical internship Amazon has eve...
The plans forming in my head
This should be public knowledge
sleek pilot
The plans forming in my head
agentic LLD
balmy bolt
i think he means like just your personal claude sub cause you're exposing intern...
oh well that’s obvious
frigid hawk
Yeah u cant expose company code to claude
balmy bolt
prolly not tbh
sleek pilot
i think he means like just your personal claude sub cause you're exposing intern...
what about codex
balmy bolt
oh wait i lied
undone mirage
what about codex
just use whatever they got now
what's it called
kino or something
quaint basalt
getting rejected by Zon in the big 26
💔💔
Kiro was so goated
when there were no limits
balmy bolt
one guy got fired for taking a picture inside of a datacenter parking lot
frigid hawk
So do i use claude anyway
undone mirage
oh
balmy bolt
my manager told me
frigid hawk
Is it true onboardingis like 4 weeks
quaint basalt
no
undone mirage
it be like editing your code live and its just addicting to watch
frigid hawk
So i can goon around that time
quaint basalt
Kiro doggy
quaint basalt
I have Zon interview this Thursday
balmy bolt
like everyone in cscd
undone mirage
its the average cscd resident's outlook
balmy bolt
lol
frigid hawk
Zon takes most interns
quaint basalt
I couldn’t reschedule my zon interview this Thursday because the team’s decision is supposed to be done by Friday
😭
undone mirage
I have Zon interview this Thursday
wait what 😭 you're not prev zon?
quaint basalt
no
fuck zon
I’m doing this for interview prep
unless they let me move it to winter
frigid hawk
Is seattle fun
undone mirage
seattles ok
quaint basalt
the team’s better than my fall internship probably
undone mirage
too many hills
frigid hawk
How do i bring my gaming pc there
quaint basalt
but I’m not working at Zon
quaint basalt
How do i bring my gaming pc there
move it to an ITX case
Microsoft rn
and in notion proc
mellow saffron
How do i bring my gaming pc there
run the costco method
quaint basalt
I was on priority list for oai but sold 💔
sleek pilot
I was on priority list for oai but sold 💔
why didn't you use a priority queue ❤️🩹 it has the heap property
frigid hawk
So if i obviously frauded my resume and i cant do anything without claude ur telling me i wont be fired
sleek pilot
why didn't he use std::greater
quaint basalt
why didn't you use a priority queue ❤️🩹 it has the heap property
I thought the more N the better
that’s why I had a recursive DFS without a base case
frigid hawk
Thanks for reassurance
sleek pilot
So if i obviously frauded my resume and i cant do anything without claude ur tel...
welcome to aws
quaint basalt
😭
frigid hawk
I was planning to study for a month straight bc i was scared of being found out
quaint basalt
realistically
frigid hawk
Now i think i wont
sleek pilot
sub 200k is ngmi
quaint basalt
180k ng is absurd
blazing swan
☠️
sleek pilot
pleased to announce I will be starting a new position as a software engineer at @WholeFoods
quaint basalt
Amazon being at the tc they’re at is a net good for the industry
mellow saffron
levels.fyi
frigid hawk
I flexed my zon internship on my snap story today
quaint basalt
exactly
sleek pilot
I flexed my zon internship on my snap story today
you need to vaguepost on ur insta notes
frigid hawk
My mom already posted me on facebook
sleek pilot
2 amazons pls
frigid hawk
Little do anyone know that zon is bottom tier big tech
sleek pilot
blackberry is FAANG+
frigid hawk
From like 12 men
zero hoes
Some idiot dmed me thinking im doing amazon drop shipping in seattle
Im like no bro software engineering
sleek pilot
Some idiot dmed me thinking im doing amazon drop shipping in seattle
tap in bro escape the matrix bro are you coming to the tree bro
quaint basalt
😭
frigid hawk
It wasnt for them
sleek pilot
cluely
urban ore
why is roblox rizz
quaint basalt
get out
frigid hawk
Did everyone also use cluely for the amazon interview
sleek pilot
why is roblox rizz
cause u have robux
urban ore
holy alpha drop
dark bane
urban ore
i feel like ts is corny icl
frigid hawk
Yeah i used to own a roblox clan i had hella muzz
urban ore
muzz is insane 😭
sleek pilot
wait fr
$60 per hour AND in-game roblox aura 🤑
I may have underestimated you roblox, I'd like to offer my services
frigid hawk
When can i get a remote job and work from Barcelona
balmy bolt
genuinely my friend at estée lauder gets more clout than zon
from women
fuck
how do i get that proc
swift moat
tbh does this even counter the -aura from swe
frigid hawk
What if i put my entire housing stipend on blackjack
balmy bolt
can someone give me sephora nepo
swift moat
ye
urban ore
tbh does this even counter the -aura from swe
only postive ev one there is pinterest
maybe tiktok
gritty breach
lowest col? It's 184k in seattle
urban ore
is the meta putting ts on ur hinge
swift moat
id agree w/ icarus' list of companies but idk if any1 of them end up being positive
mellow saffron
id agree w/ icarus' list of companies but idk if any1 of them end up being posit...
it was a losing battle when we put "aura" and "swe" in teh same sentence
urban ore
can someone nepo me into sephora
balmy bolt
estée lauder has a crazy discount i remember i had my friend buy me $70 skincare for $4
urban ore
unrelated btw
swift moat
i think swe just cancels out all the aura from working at those companies
prolly all negative
gritty breach
I think amazon is fairly homogenous regardless of location but they give a pay bump to bay and nyc cause those are extremely high col
swift moat
yea fs but then u kinda get into larp territory
urban ore
dont even say ur role
swift moat
i mean atp u might asw just lie ab everything
urban ore
just say i work at pinterest
frigid hawk
I copied the code on live code infront of the interviewer and i still got the job
mellow saffron
"what do you do"
"Uk how u browse pinterest"
"yeah"
"i changed the search bar"
rizz
frigid hawk
Zon
urban ore
orz
frigid hawk
I hit ctrl a ctrl c really fast
gritty breach
I think amazon is fairly homogenous regardless of location but they give a pay b...
it's about 175k with no RO and no nego regardless of loc (184k with RO and a bit higher with good nego as well)
It's 210k in bay and nyc with RO tho
mellow saffron
i changed a search bar the other day
balmy bolt
just say i work at pinterest
till they see ur a 5’4 sub3 facially 250 lb neckbeard
gritty breach
oh hm. Well point still stands. Fairly homogenous pay regardless of location
mellow saffron
i fucking removed it
urban ore
till they see ur a 5’4 sub3 facially 250 lb neckbeard
5'5*
gritty breach
except bay/nyc
mellow saffron
they made me put it backtho
balmy bolt
and wonder “hm i wonder what this guy does at pinterest”
frigid hawk
We good
mellow saffron
type
frigid hawk
So i should pr every 30 minutes at zon, no comments, and it should be like 30 lines of code per pr?
urban ore
So i should pr every 30 minutes at zon, no comments, and it should be like 30 li...
why would u do this
frigid hawk
Thats what guy said earlier
frigid hawk
U said dont include comments
gritty breach
just save all ur prs till the end of ur internship
true just pr your entire intern project right before presentation day
what could go wrong?
mellow saffron
gng ive seen people have the presentation just not work and get ro
frigid hawk
Alr whats optimal then
frigid hawk
gng ive seen people have the presentation just not work and get ro
R u serious
urban ore
how come my goat dobby didint get a ro then
mellow saffron
R u serious
yes
but tbh its bc of something out of their control the code they wrote was fine so
gritty breach
happens at every company
frigid hawk
So i should pr every 30 minutes at zon, no comments, and it should be like 30 li...
What do i do then
gritty breach
one of my msft intern friends knew another intern whose manager absolutely hated them. Nothing they could've done would've got them RO
sometimes you just get unlucky like that
gritty breach
team dependent
unique robin
zon chose me
urban ore
orz
gritty breach
p much all of my friends who've interned for zon before have disliked working there
unique robin
amazon is actually my dream
balmy bolt
i liked working at zon tho
unique robin
i’m so fr
gritty breach
but some people who land at a unicorn team with good culture and interesting work do like it
urban ore
how to get zon direct consideration ?
frigid hawk
i liked working at zon tho
Were u joking when u said no code comments
urban ore
Were u joking when u said no code comments
bro
undone cape
i just feel like u wouldnt have any direct ownership at amazon
since its such a big corp
urban ore
lowk really good code dont need comments twin
undone cape
same w any faaang company ig
urban ore
just write better code
frigid hawk
Write*
urban ore
bro
gritty breach
i just feel like u wouldnt have any direct ownership at amazon
that's kinda true of any non-startup company
undone cape
that's kinda true of any non-startup company
what abt compared to "smaller" big tech like databricks, stripe, etc
gritty breach
I've never worked at any unicorn and don't really know anyone personally who has so I can't speak on them
balmy bolt
Were u joking when u said no code comments
don’t overdo comments is more correct, i don’t think i had any comments in my code but my proj was tiny in terms of loc
undone cape
zon chose me
can u give me a referral
frigid hawk
Apply no referral
urban ore
btw is it easier to get amazon off-cycle?
lol no
gritty breach
btw is it easier to get amazon off-cycle?
amazon doesn't do off-cycle (in the US at least) unless you're talking about the jr dev co-op
void wolf
zon chose me
Fr?
void wolf
Congrats ayman
frigid hawk
Insta reject means trash resume
gritty breach
amazon doesn't do off-cycle (in the US at least) unless you're talking about the...
which is more selective than summer intern
but zon is zon
so that doesn't say much
undone cape
wait but ive seen ppl do zon spring and fall?
fierce pendant
amazon doesn't do off-cycle (in the US at least) unless you're talking about the...
yes it does
fierce pendant
yea i did aws sde intern in fall
gritty breach
also are you US or CA?
fierce pendant
did you defer summer?
i asked for fall offer
undone cape
im tryna do amazon spring and another internship in summer
balmy bolt
yea i did aws sde intern in fall
sybau loo advice doesn’t apply to non loo people
undone cape
cuz i lowk dont wanna go back to school
gritty breach
yea that doesn't count imo
fierce pendant
also are you US or CA?
im canadian but the position was seattle
undone cape
school lowk boring af
gritty breach
defering to fall is different
fierce pendant
defering to fall is different
ohh
balmy bolt
amazon doesn't do off-cycle (in the US at least) unless you're talking about the...
they do fall
fierce pendant
recruiter told me before interview that summer and fall both work
balmy bolt
fall push
gritty breach
they let you defer, but not apply
echo obsidian
something something waterloo something something hate
balmy bolt
also zon robotics does spring
hidden shuttle
im canadian but the position was seattle
did you need work auth?
fierce pendant
something something waterloo something something hate
i cant send a single message in this server without someone mentioning loo 😭
balmy bolt
idr if the other orgs do spring
undone cape
waterloo cs is insane
sick flicker
something something waterloo something something hate
me not waterloo me me hate
fierce pendant
did you need work auth?
yea j1 visa which was pretty straightforward
echo obsidian
i cant send a single message in this server without someone mentioning loo 😭
had to generalize it before someone else said it
undone cape
bro if uw waterloo cs all u have to do is click apply and ur in
fierce pendant
bro if uw waterloo cs all u have to do is click apply and ur in
echo obsidian
sorry 😭
regal nebula
also zon robotics does spring
How good is zon robos
mellow saffron
💀
fierce pendant
r u waterloo
yea
mellow saffron
waterloo just got some tuff talent
void wolf
How good is zon robos
Did you ever get Neuralink
undone cape
ur fine then
mellow saffron
there's also some bums
fierce pendant
how did we get the number 1.5 zons
undone cape
just click apply and ur good
mellow saffron
but there's some good talent
balmy bolt
How good is zon robos
depends on what ur doing
their actual robotics stuff is really cool
frigid hawk
My zon commute is 50 minutes bus is that cooked
urban ore
zon robotics c++ work is orz
undone cape
c++ is so cooked
fierce pendant
but there's some good talent
yea very high variance
echo obsidian
waterloo english major
balmy bolt
but also they have some bum like warehouse automation data analysis stuff
echo obsidian
🔥
lament temple
just click apply and ur good
na hella people can't find coops in waterloo
civic cliff
yea very high variance
But the average is pretty high
undone cape
na hella people can't find coops in waterloo
co-op is different than internship tho?
fierce pendant
na hella people can't find coops in waterloo
omg finally some backup
echo obsidian
zon scale back
lucid apex
but also they have some bum like warehouse automation data analysis stuff
I mean most of zon robotics is probably some sort of warehouse automation riught?
gritty breach
did y'all turn zon into a standard unit? 💀
urban ore
classic 😭
lament temple
co-op is different than internship tho?
same thing we say it interchangably at waterloo
sick flicker
wtf
echo obsidian
holy zon power scaling chart
civic cliff
Who made this 😭😭
fierce pendant
?????????
urban ore
damn yall behind
echo obsidian
how is js and citadel diff tiers if theyre the same amount of zons
mellow saffron
yea very high variance
people just see the linkedin posts of the successful ones and then also see the job postings that say "university of waterloo" in the title and crash out unforch
lucid apex
Google = 96 Zons is crazy 😭
gritty breach
google being 96 zons is wild 💀
civic cliff
how is js and citadel diff tiers if theyre the same amount of zons
The 7th decimal is different
undone cape
hrt quant research intern has to be the most aura internship u can get
fierce pendant
people just see the linkedin posts of the successful ones and then also see the ...
its ok dont defend waterloo they'll get mad at u
lament temple
i feel like more people in usa get in big tech in first coop than waterloo
gritty breach
Google = 96 Zons is crazy 😭
95x zon intern doesn't match the prestige of 1x google intern
mellow saffron
its ok dont defend waterloo they'll get mad at u
im too old to be salty over it now 😂
gritty breach
that's just how much aura google has
urban ore
defending canadians in 2026 
void wolf
Nah, even after working hard on that take home
echo obsidian
@mellow saffron how many zons is our school
gritty breach
fair enough LOL
mellow saffron
<@457256139202232320> how many zons is our school
0.3
fierce pendant
i feel like more people in usa get in big tech in first coop than waterloo
average waterloo first coop is like rbc or ford motor company...
urban ore
echo obsidian
😔
mellow saffron
i love waterloo bitgo interns
urban ore
<@457256139202232320> how many zons is our school
i tohught for schools we use UMD to scale
lament temple
average waterloo first coop is like rbc or ford motor company...
i feel like worse than that. at lesat my class
mellow saffron
nah
balmy bolt
i feel like more people in usa get in big tech in first coop than waterloo
more ppl in the entire us? no shit
void wolf
How good is Gtech in UMDs
mellow saffron
at least
civic cliff
average waterloo first coop is like rbc or ford motor company...
Rbc is like terminal stage internship at my school
fierce pendant
Rbc is like terminal stage internship at my school
r u canadian?
urban ore
How good is Gtech in UMDs
3 umds
civic cliff
r u canadian?
Yeah Montreal
mellow saffron
they work on straight kindle 😂
echo obsidian
according to the people i know there now its freshman only for our school
and u get to work on kindle
balmy bolt
rbc recruits from my school lol (non canadian)
balmy bolt
rbc is a top outcome
gritty breach
it means you intern every season back-to-back for almost 24 years. That's called spending your entire career at zon 
urban ore
can we get t10 schools on umd scale
@vivid stirrup
lucid apex
it means you intern every season back-to-back for almost 24 years. That's called...
imagine not getting any equity though lmao
balmy bolt
can we get t10 schools on umd scale
how many umds is kennesaw state
void wolf
how many umds is kennesaw state
12
gritty breach
facts
scenic oyster
how many umds is kennesaw state
at least 5000
gritty breach
imagine not getting any equity though lmao
oof
void wolf
Although both are good
mellow saffron
rbc recruits from my school lol (non canadian)
the one jit i met from ur school is lowk kinda tuff
true thunder
keenesaw's lowkey a feeder
civic cliff
queen vortex
Umd == zon?
queen vortex
Yo ahh never making it to umd 😂
void wolf
Ik
true thunder
umd is good
queen vortex
Stuck in the trenches w me
undone mirage
its ft p sure
queen vortex
urban ore
echo obsidian
its ft p sure
its part time
undone mirage
oh
echo obsidian
10-20 hrs a wk
green elk
zon mentioned
true thunder
ngl i feel like jhu is falling off overall
civic cliff
10-20 hrs a wk
While going to school ?
undone mirage
wht is jhu
echo obsidian
While going to school ?
yes
void wolf
wht is jhu
Hopkins
obsidian tendon
who pigned me
obsidian tendon
oh shii
urban ore
Nah jhu a sleeper pick ngl
the loc is bad
green elk
whos botting zon
obsidian tendon
that's me
void wolf
Tufts is underrated
queen vortex
Dude who pays for tuffs degree
obsidian tendon
sick flicker
And zon is FAANG
nah, zon aint faang, faang = facebook apple ANTHROPIC netflix google