2027_summer

[void wolf]

For an internship??

[urban ore]

hi guys

anyone else a bum

[hidden shuttle]

thinking of doing it for some companys cant be too big like zon or google but smaller unicorns

[urban ore]

@queen vortex

[hidden shuttle]

ik one guy who did it for wealthsimple and got interview from it

[void wolf]

@queen vortex is giving me a referral (real and official)

[mellow saffron]

🤷

[urban ore]

not just refereals bro

@queen vortex giving out straight q banks

[gritty breach]

perchance

[void wolf]

He’s such a nice guy trying to help the community

And give back

[mellow saffron]

tbh it’s all what ifs like if u have x company thats > than y company, is having x + y > than x?

the math says yes but it depends how much greater x is than y

[urban ore]

too much math for me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1333257133222789223/1490902239873859654/togif.gif

[green elk]

saw ts in my feed bruh

[opal needle]

anything for views atp

[mellow saffron]

if x = 20 idt x = 17 on the other side

😆

[urban ore]

gn

gts such a niche term

@queen vortex @void wolf calamity?

[void wolf]

Maybe

[urban ore]

ok

[green elk]

imo the function is moreso max(x,y) rather than x+y

in terms of res val

unless x and y are both rlly good

[opal needle]

its like x + ky, 0 <= k <= 1

ngl

[green elk]

this could work too

[mellow saffron]

pretty much what i was getting at

tbh it’s not really that deep

[opal needle]

it is

[mellow saffron]

u just have to look at the companies first and then figure it out

[opal needle]

superrrr deep

u gotta be a careermaxxer

[urban ore]

is this for offcycles

[mellow saffron]

yeah 90% of the shit that happens here isn’t that deep i’m just here to send donkey stares and occasionally actually be helpful

[opal needle]

i aint ever see this abbrev

[green elk]

nah ts is super deep and WE need to study it

[mellow saffron]

i get pinged a couple times a week for help on a proc i’ve never taken

regardless of what i do and where i say it someone’s gonna ping me

[opal needle]

ur cracked

ppl need u!

for advice

[mellow saffron]

cuz nobody reads 🥀

[void wolf]

What happened to that guy who didn’t like Amazon from last night

[urban ore]

bro

[mellow saffron]

it’s fine tho as long as i’m here and someone needs help i’ll do my best

[void wolf]

I cannot ping

[urban ore]

if i didint have to go to sleep

i would have stayed up for another 4 hours trolling that guy

he was so funny

[void wolf]

Fr

[green elk]

which guy

crunchyroll?

[undone mirage]

apple alpha pls

[urban ore]

ye LMAO

[mellow saffron]

don’t have

[void wolf]

Yeah he had the big 3

[green elk]

😭

[urban ore]

the cruncyrole guy

[hidden shuttle]

life alpha?

[urban ore]

bro was saying amazon the scum of the earth

when bro got cruncyrole

[void wolf]

He was probably cracked but like

[opal needle]

crunchyroll?

[mellow saffron]

definitely don’t have that

[opal needle]

💀

they have interns?

[green elk]

yeah bro was an interesting pull

[undone mirage]

chud alpha?

[urban ore]

nah he was new grad there

[opal needle]

wtf

[mellow saffron]

oh r u talking abt that security eng guy

[opal needle]

😭

[urban ore]

idk why bro was flexing his salary

[mellow saffron]

did he leave the server lol

[urban ore]

lol

[undone mirage]

yea

[void wolf]

What about Google and FB

[undone mirage]

where he go

his resume bullet points were like

[mellow saffron]

idk bro was lowk trippin

[undone mirage]

crazy not good

i cl

[mellow saffron]

talking abt no metrics on resumes

[green elk]

hes still here

[undone mirage]

but hes a staf

f

so i can't really judge

[mellow saffron]

yeah cuz bros been working forever

[undone mirage]

nah some people work forever and stay stuck at terminal levels

this guys staff

[mellow saffron]

if u ask any staff engineer now if u need percentages on ur resume they’ll say nah

[opal needle]

bro how much staff ppl make at crunchy

😭

[void wolf]

It’s actually kinda crazy

The way he be acting

[mellow saffron]

nah he’s definitely smart

[green elk]

aws -> apple -> ng staff @ crunchy

[mellow saffron]

but i think his view on getting procs was just wrong

[urban ore]

WHAT

[mellow saffron]

it’s weird in this day and age

[undone mirage]

ummm

[urban ore]

he was staff

in what world

[undone mirage]

he got to make cool stuff

[mellow saffron]

gotta max shi out

[undone mirage]

so its ok

[urban ore]

is he staff

[opal needle]

220k?

[urban ore]

why is staff at crunchyroll 170k

[opal needle]

😭

mb i cant hate

im not even employed

orz

[urban ore]

real

but he was flexing it tho

lol

[void wolf]

Yea

[green elk]

#2026_summer message

[hidden shuttle]

any of yall in colorstack?

[opal needle]

THERES NO WAY

thats an actual resume

😭

[void wolf]

@urban ore

[green elk]

orz ig

[opal needle]

dawgggg

[urban ore]

im crying bro 😭

i mean i dont want to hate on him

but like

idk

[void wolf]

He’s unique.

[urban ore]

ye

good way to put it

[green elk]

bros certified in Software Engineer Intern and NodeJS

[void wolf]

Bro.

[opal needle]

💀

[void wolf]

TS too

Lol

[hidden shuttle]

colorstack may be the method

[urban ore]

bro ts has to be sup

on his bait account

[hidden shuttle]

going to dallas in a month, imma pull up to his office

[undone mirage]

🥀

[urban ore]

ye lol

[trail karma]

yo i have a genuien question

[urban ore]

i think they nerfed this

[void wolf]

Nah he works on rust now I think

[trail karma]

why do ppl not like nod ejs

[urban ore]

but it was true

[trail karma]

like imo it is scalable

i disagree w people who say it isnt

[proud mauve]

Prob it's syntax is annoying

[trail karma]

thats fair i just mean the ppl who say it isnt scalable

i dont agree

[noble lion]

it makes me angry

[urban ore]

i speak for everyone when i say WE hate webdev

[noble lion]

scale doesnt matter in AI era

[proud mauve]

Yo kanu what are you doing

[trail karma]

like theres nothing stopping it from scaling node js u just have to make a bunch of them

[opal needle]

they rejected my application

[noble lion]

AI can scale

[opal needle]

what could be the reasons why

[trail karma]

it happens when i talk to java or c# fanboys

[hidden shuttle]

they very selective on school

[trail karma]

"u cannot scale to thousands of users"

[hidden shuttle]

what company does colorstack help with the most

[urban ore]

no way

😭

[opal needle]

wait actually?

like what kinds

[noble lion]

bruh

[hidden shuttle]

yea look at flix interns, its all stanford, berkely, cal tech

[opal needle]

bro what

[green elk]

one reason i might think of is that you cant get true multithreading

[urban ore]

i think bbg and flix

[hidden shuttle]

datadog?

[urban ore]

colorstack lowk tuff

[opal needle]

i thought colorstack would be helping ppl not from top schools

[trail karma]

its an event based architecture

[opal needle]

???

[noble lion]

how tf ppl even knew it was me bruh

[hidden shuttle]

yea thats good

solid ng tc

[noble lion]

datadog goated

rly

[hidden shuttle]

know a guy that went from c1 to datadog with colorstack

how about hubspot?

[proud mauve]

They sense the aura

[noble lion]

zamn

[proud mauve]

Like the way you speak is like Ayanokoji

[trail karma]

just spin like 50 node js containers and configure nginx ong

[proud mauve]

https://giphy.com/gifs/classroom-of-the-elite-ayanokoji-kiyotaka-nkaufUdFGtThihYR8L

[green elk]

yeah this is true

[opal needle]

koji larpers bro, culture != costume

[noble lion]

boi.

[green elk]

my point was that if someone had a problem with nodejs as a runtime it would prob have smth to do with the event loop

[trail karma]

i was just talking abt people who aimlessly say its not scalable bc its single threaded'

they are thinking wrong

[sweet cairn]

Does that even matter I've seen mfs get it from state farm no cstack

[trail karma]

i got datadog winter proc with no prev but i failed it

because im stupid

[green elk]

well like you said anything can be scaled with some distributed system

[proud mauve]

Where is my ddog proc 💀

[trail karma]

i got a reachout too

[hidden shuttle]

are their interviews hard?

[trail karma]

i failed at oa but i dont think they are

i got a friend who did ddog

[hidden shuttle]

was oa gca?

[trail karma]

nah hackerrank

it wasnt even hard im just a bot

[hidden shuttle]

proctored?

[trail karma]

no

[opal needle]

🥀

[urban ore]

same i need ts

[urban ore]

oh

[trail karma]

but ddog > aws

[green elk]

between ddog snow and brix which is the hardest proc

[hidden shuttle]

bro come on man, u cant fumble that

[opal needle]

how good is ddog where is it in terms of prestige

[trail karma]

it was last year leave me alone

[urban ore]

bricks

[green elk]

thats what i thought

[urban ore]

i think snowflake is just top tagged and ddg is easy-mediums

so like js level ?

[undone mirage]

i just redid my resume

tis time to get back to larpign

[trail karma]

ddog js level ❓

[urban ore]

no more like zon is js level

[hidden shuttle]

any good comapnies that dont do leetcode? and just ask trivia?

[fierce pendant]

zon being the SI unit of prestige 😭😭😭

[opal needle]

so true

[green elk]

LOL

[urban ore]

hrt 👍

[trail karma]

whats considered good

[opal needle]

spacex

no leetcode

[hidden shuttle]

like above c1

[urban ore]

nah they have leetcode

[opal needle]

my friend didnt get leetcode

maybe depends on team

[urban ore]

ye its rng

[trail karma]

ibm doesnt ask but c1 prob better than ibm

[void wolf]

Does crunchyroll do LC

[undone mirage]

the big q's

[void wolf]

Or Apple

[urban ore]

ping the guy

[opal needle]

😭

[void wolf]

I’m tryna summon him

[undone mirage]

ddog definitely aint 1.3 zons its more like 1 zon

[void wolf]

😭

[opal needle]

crunchyroll proc bro

genuinely might be the only guy w that proc

ever

[void wolf]

He’s cracked idc

[undone mirage]

someone should make an ironic website

where everything is scaled to zon prestige

[trail karma]

Wtf kin doesnt get AWS

didnt *

[undone mirage]

zon being the si unit

[hidden shuttle]

ddog zon but with better stability and wlb

[urban ore]

and better office view 👍

[opal needle]

whats like the absolutely worst company u guys can think of

[trail karma]

so are zon and datadog close

[urban ore]

zon

[opal needle]

br so fr

[trail karma]

in terms of name

[undone mirage]

guys stop

you'll summon the crunchyroll man

[opal needle]

bro liked his own message

[trail karma]

dog seems harder to get than zon tho

[urban ore]

who

[undone mirage]

def is

but like the proc

probably isn't harder

[trail karma]

im useless

[opal needle]

dont aim for dog

[hidden shuttle]

which company you guys think is worth targetting from here?(with no crazy interviews)

[opal needle]

u can do better

[undone mirage]

u can say that about so many things too just cause of the amount of people zon hires

by then you can say every company is harder to get than zon 😭

[green elk]

i think dog is just zon but lower hc

[urban ore]

bro wtf

[trail karma]

wdym

[urban ore]

crazy lineup

[opal needle]

i heard fidelity is a great option, its worth like 0.1 zons in terms of prestige

[trail karma]

well i thought i was gonna be cooked this year

[urban ore]

can u actually get procs from ts

[trail karma]

@ yeema

[weak knot]

jane street, nvidia

[urban ore]

prob like 0.3

[trail karma]

is roblox 3x zon

[urban ore]

no crazy interviews 😭

[tranquil crown]

Reddit would be tuff

[undone mirage]

js nvidia hrt

dropbox salesforce ddog reddit hubspot

everything else somewhere down here

[weak knot]

zonometer

[opal needle]

would he be triggered by my statement

[trail karma]

how does c1 compare to zon

[undone mirage]

i don't know what zs is

zscaler

?

[opal needle]

like u can do better, js get google next cycle

[urban ore]

do js and hrt actually recruit swe from colorstack or is it like the discover days

[trail karma]

i dont have prevs

its over for me

[undone mirage]

nvm

[opal needle]

well u have zon right

[hidden shuttle]

which one do i have the highest chance of getting with c1

[trail karma]

yea aws

[opal needle]

yeah so

[undone mirage]

how should i know 😭

[opal needle]

u getting so many procs next yr

its fine

[trail karma]

Im a junior

[undone mirage]

recruiting aint deterministic

[urban ore]

depends on ur interview prep

[opal needle]

new grad tho

still

[trail karma]

isnt new grad level fried

[opal needle]

nah

[undone mirage]

ye

[trail karma]

can i get jpmc proc with prev aws

[opal needle]

zon into ng is fine i think

[undone mirage]

let me go see how many ng procs i applied to

[green elk]

isnt this a downgrade

[trail karma]

yes

but isnt ng market fried

so

[green elk]

wouldnt you just go for ro if youre a junior

[hidden shuttle]

nah, you dont need to even be hispanic or black join, u just gotta support their movement

[urban ore]

why do u want jpmc

thats 0.7 zon

[trail karma]

i dont

it was a joke

[urban ore]

oh

[trail karma]

i mean

chase seems cool

i liked their office in plano

[opal needle]

wait just do zon RO yeah lowk

[undone mirage]

i got 360 emails in my ng email account

assuming half are thank yours and half are rejections (optimistically)

i got one google proc with referral and that's all 😭

[opal needle]

thats prob the best bet

[fierce pendant]

me????? u started it

[urban ore]

im using this scale now

[opal needle]

zon intern can get u other big tech ng screens for sure tho i thought

js grind mroe lc

[urban ore]

i need a baseline tho

how many zons is js

[trail karma]

i yearn for the bberg

[opal needle]

bberg is tuff

[void wolf]

Bbg pls

[urban ore]

u just need to event max for bbg

easy direct consideration

[trail karma]

gonna get zero2sudo to help me

[urban ore]

same with google

[undone mirage]

yall wanna get stuck in bureaucracy hell

[urban ore]

pre z2p

[undone mirage]

😭

[opal needle]

sudo hooked us up w google direct consideration

[hidden shuttle]

which faang+ company has a the smallest lc tagged list that people get questions from regularly?

[opal needle]

a humble gift from the gods icl

[urban ore]

bro

[trail karma]

im blasian

[urban ore]

that link was 3 weeks old

[austere path]

wait can u just hit ur ur recruiter to reinterview for bbg?

[trail karma]

my cousins are stalking my linkedin

[opal needle]

doesnt matter, he saved me w it i wouldnt have found it if i wasnt following him

[green elk]

the bank that just got leaked

[opal needle]

all hail sudo

[green elk]

oai?

[urban ore]

wym

[verbal sonnet]

are you fr

[urban ore]

like if u fail

[hidden shuttle]

they are probably gonna change it?

[trail karma]

yo i actually miss gaufan so much

[austere path]

like if u intv this cycle and u failed

[trail karma]

u have no idea

[urban ore]

nah hes right

[void wolf]

Bro

[austere path]

theres a 6 month cd

[green elk]

i think it was for fall proc but yeah

[dark bane]

all i need is a beauty and a beat who make my life complete

[austere path]

i heard ppl saying u just hit up recruiter to reinterview

[opal needle]

tuff song

[urban ore]

nah idts

[trail karma]

it was so entertaining to watch 2026 chat

[hidden shuttle]

whats better? ripple or c1?

[urban ore]

maybe

worth trying tho

[green elk]

c1

[void wolf]

CR man can you hear me

[austere path]

yeah i failed in r2

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-bieber-baby-gif-18757068

[urban ore]

who is gaufan

[void wolf]

CR man if you’re there

[verbal sonnet]

ibm legit hired a ton of people with 0 exp with 2 silly behaviorals for 160k tc this year

[opal needle]

please save us cr man

[trail karma]

ibm rejected me tho

so sad

[urban ore]

yo bro

[austere path]

now its metas turn

[urban ore]

pls dm him

askking for cr alpha

or likke pretend ur in proc

[trail karma]

lowk zon proc was kind aeasy this year too

[urban ore]

and international

[trail karma]

but harder than last year i guess?

[opal needle]

meta apparently asks a lot from their tagged dont quote me on this

[hidden shuttle]

so its like: quant > faang+ > zon > c1 > everything else ?

[urban ore]

some faang+ are below zon

[austere path]

bro zon its free eats the hardest part is getting ina intv

[hidden shuttle]

meta proc resume screen hard

[trail karma]

whats the best non quant or ai lab place i can work at

[opal needle]

this is the issue yeah

[urban ore]

i can name 3

[austere path]

which except msft?

[urban ore]

stripe snowflake databricks

[austere path]

is msft even faang+

[opal needle]

but its not in their best interest to make it as hard as possible im guessing, hire to fire pipeline gotta be easy

[trail karma]

theres no way right

[austere path]

yeah hes trolling

[tranquil crown]

Is this ragebait

[trail karma]

google has to be > zon meta has to be > zon

surely

[urban ore]

okay but i was kinda deadass with the orignal thing

[opal needle]

google meta apple flix all > zon tho

[urban ore]

faang+ is a loose term

what even is faang+

[opal needle]

oh faang+

vro

mb

[trail karma]

faangmula? idk

[dark bane]

[austere path]

is soFi faang+

[opal needle]

faangmula mogs zon tho

[trail karma]

cfaang

[opal needle]

what

[undone mirage]

adj i think

[austere path]

they pay more than msft and their interviews were harder💀

[rotund shuttle]

zon > apple

[urban ore]

cap1 is 2 zons btw

si

[opal needle]

no way

are we fr

[trail karma]

theres no way

[opal needle]

😭

[urban ore]

ye lowk

[void wolf]

Pretty high

[urban ore]

if ur a junior

i would take zon over apple

[opal needle]

😭

[trail karma]

yo does amazon give me anything for free

[hidden shuttle]

does zon location matter? like is Zon US = Zon Canada

[rotund shuttle]

thanks

[green elk]

0.2-0.4zon

[opal needle]

isnt sofi fucked

😭

0.9 zon is a stretch

[trail karma]

would u rather work at quant or anthropic

[urban ore]

cap one

[green elk]

c1 and zon will both get procs at faang+

[trail karma]

yo i heard amazon doesnt have food at their office

[opal needle]

zon RO much much more appealing than c1 RO

[trail karma]

this enrages me

[urban ore]

u get a banana and a drink

i think

[opal needle]

ever heard of frugality?

[green elk]

yea im just tb immediate res val

[trail karma]

bro doesnt google have a full ass breakfast

[opal needle]

3 meals a day

snacks

[urban ore]

google is 2.5x zon lol

[trail karma]

fml man

[opal needle]

everything

nap pods

[dark bane]

most tech places do im p sure

[trail karma]

do i at least get coffee

[dark bane]

just not zon or soft

[opal needle]

lowk true

[coral cedar]

depends on the office but like seattle has a cafeteria

[dark bane]

well soft has subsidized

[opal needle]

coffee and corporate slop bowls bro

[urban ore]

ye maybe

[fierce pendant]

not even free 💔

[trail karma]

lowk i would choose companies only based on how much food they give me for free

[opal needle]

is it subsidized?

[urban ore]

just go to hrt then

free 200 a day on food

[fierce pendant]

its like 10 dollars for a burger + tator tots if i remember correctly

[opal needle]

daylight robbery

oh ok

better

[urban ore]

this is kinda normal now 😭

[austere path]

wdym

[trail karma]

ah ok

[coral cedar]

much better value to just walk to the nearest store 💀

[trail karma]

why cant amazon afford breakfast

[opal needle]

i swear i saw a yt vid abt their shit tanking

[trail karma]

its over for me

[fierce pendant]

fob sushi 🔥

[urban ore]

bro ong i was thinking ts

[coral cedar]

not for lunch...

[opal needle]

vro js cook at home

[green elk]

which companies do a grubhub/doordash stipend

[austere path]

their stock?

[opal needle]

yeah

[austere path]

stock dont matter💀

[tranquil crown]

I feel like DoorDash would do this

But idk their benefits

[austere path]

they had record profits and it still went down bc of market sentiment

[trail karma]

does apple give me a free iphone if i get an offer

[hidden shuttle]

most ppl who got db, had zon, not c1 https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/1snney1/one_top_tech_companys_hiring_practices/

[opal needle]

some YC startups in SF do this

[undone mirage]

literally elementary school food but its good though 😋

[tranquil crown]

Only like 15-25% discount

[opal needle]

employee discount, 15%

[trail karma]

i lowk just want free shit

[green elk]

which companies give chip + panda stipend 🥀

[tranquil crown]

You do get free AirPods I think

[coral cedar]

zon dont give u shit

[trail karma]

something htis diff about having it fully covered

[fierce pendant]

nah i got a dynamodb fidget spinner 🔥

[opal needle]

would mfs take a pay cut to get a food stipend instead of just buying it themselves

idk

[coral cedar]

bruh

[trail karma]

idk why but i have an urge to go on a flight

[green elk]

we get to pick macbook

[coral cedar]

my team just a bunch of skimps then

took frugality too far

[opal needle]

🥀

[hidden shuttle]

c1 > zon in terms of fun though

[undone mirage]

should've just walked into random buildings

[trail karma]

dont u have to give it back @green elk

gg

[undone mirage]

you'll find free swag you can swipe literally everywhere

[opal needle]

bezos built zon in a garage bro u can def fix some bugs w bananas

less complaining

more doing

[green elk]

so what happened?

[urban ore]

lowk whats the best internship exp in terms of fun

like microsoft

[green elk]

💀

[tranquil crown]

I’ve heard c1 is fun

[urban ore]

bro bezos a nepo baby

[fierce pendant]

banana stand is fire tho icl

[tranquil crown]

High pay and like easy work

[austere path]

wf!

[trail karma]

when i went to chase datathon they were feeding me like a king

[green elk]

ng?

[hidden shuttle]

c1 flies you out twice, free food, games

[green elk]

you think they would have asked for it back if no ro

[urban ore]

tuff

[trail karma]

i got free starbucks

and then like

fire meals

[urban ore]

lowk c1 > zon

in terms of resume value

[verbal sonnet]

didnt citadel rent out an entire luxury resort and fly out all the interns to stay there all expenses covered during covid

[opal needle]

cit also gives paid family vacations

[hidden shuttle]

onboarding and then in the middle to hq for hackathon and ceo speech

[opal needle]

saw some guy on insta expose

[urban ore]

u wont have fun at citadel bro

[opal needle]

didnt see this oops

[urban ore]

the shoes are so tuff tho

citadel jordans

[fierce pendant]

lovebombing classic manipulation tactic

[green elk]

where am i seeing a breakdown of companies? it just looks like schools

[hidden shuttle]

this is one companies break down for hiring ppl

[opal needle]

yea bro anthropic has terrible wlb

dont go!

[trail karma]

whats the hardest u can get in a google technical

[green elk]

yeah but what does this have to do with zon vs c1

[hidden shuttle]

someone should make a internship fun tier list

[austere path]

duolingo does that?

[opal needle]

prob like some graph hard

lowk

[hidden shuttle]

most people who got it had zon, not c1

[green elk]

infosys instep

[trail karma]

wait that doesnt sound bad

lowkey

[opal needle]

im telling u bro

just get google

[tranquil crown]

Wouldn’t that be kinda biased for like nyc based internships since that’s usually the place everyone wants to be

[opal needle]

zon prev will be enough

[trail karma]

@opal needle im ass at leetcode

[opal needle]

nows the time to grind

[trail karma]

i have 500 solved but have lots of gaps

[hidden shuttle]

well location would matter

[opal needle]

thats a lot bro

[austere path]

crazy

[balmy bolt]

fuck why didn’t i think of that

[opal needle]

u should be good

[trail karma]

my friend from mit called me a bot bc i didnt immediately get solution to trapping rainwater

[opal needle]

its ok bro now u know

:)

glad i can help

[balmy bolt]

thanks twin

[green elk]

does duolingo carry pitt tech scene

[trail karma]

no

[green elk]

what else is there

[trail karma]

well

its 2 pointer

but idt its sliding window

yo why did snap layoff so many

16%

[opal needle]

duolingo asked my friend a cf 1800 bro

[hidden shuttle]

dead man walking company

[opal needle]

gg

[trail karma]

what is snap

[sleek pilot]

SORRY, You're NOT a linear time constant space

[trail karma]

is it the same snap as snapchat

yo who even uses snapchat anymore

[sleek pilot]

glasses

[opal needle]

product has already been built bro u dont need that many hands on deck

[hidden shuttle]

alot of ppl in asia use it

[rotund shuttle]

what does snap ml even do

[sleek pilot]

glasses

[trail karma]

cant u say same abt amazon

tho

[opal needle]

zon is more complex

a lot more complex

[trail karma]

no like

amazon shop

at laest

forget aws

[sleek pilot]

cluely

[urban ore]

pitnerest

[opal needle]

cluely ngl

u get unlimited pto

[proud mauve]

Zon

[opal needle]

roy lee said

[trail karma]

also what new stuff does google have to do

isnt their product kinda done

[sleek pilot]

glasses

[urban ore]

nah this is niche

[sleek pilot]

palantir

[scenic oyster]

pinterest more rizz fs

[trail karma]

search engine, like 10+ services

[opal needle]

AI probably

[proud mauve]

Zon IBM C1

[scenic oyster]

girls always be on pinterest

[trail karma]

i got mogged so bad today

went to soho

[urban ore]

do people actually use notion

[opal needle]

i used notion in high school for a bit

[trail karma]

i was actually getting mogged every 2 seconds

[scenic oyster]

tiktok prob second or insta

[opal needle]

no longer need it

[sleek pilot]

quora

[urban ore]

sig

[scenic oyster]

lockheed rtx

[urban ore]

qt

[scenic oyster]

u do palantir evil work but dont get the pay

[opal needle]

gotta be infosys

im ngl

[trail karma]

quora questions be like "should i kill my family"

[sleek pilot]

lockheed is unc
palantir is newgen

[opal needle]

lmfaooo

[sleek pilot]

both are ngmi unless you do odin project

[undone mirage]

rtx is calling you

[trail karma]

snap is > zon right

[scenic oyster]

yeah at least at anduril and palantir u make good money

[austere path]

what procs can i get next cycle wit bank on res

[opal needle]

setting the standard for human rights violations

[scenic oyster]

lockheed ur selling ur soul for love of the game

[undone mirage]

leidos some shit

fuck leidos

jk idk where they are

leidos so niche

[trail karma]

what would qualify as a 0.01 zon

[sleek pilot]

only 10k per month for fdse 💔

[opal needle]

ur local startup

no name

[scenic oyster]

this guy definitely pinterest intern...

[austere path]

JS janitor

[sleek pilot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/syma-notsyma-lets-use-every-last-drop-xvFTxJq8K3sZLla69t

[opal needle]

my king

[trail karma]

this mf was slightly a fraud

[green elk]

infosys

[solar notch]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[quaint vapor]

whats the WITCH ranking

[austere path]

nah yuta js like that

[trail karma]

im speaking about the sukuna encounter

[urban ore]

can anyone here even name the WITCH companies

[trail karma]

he got packed within 10 seconds

[sleek pilot]

he landed squarepoint and ur calling him a fraud cause he didn't land rentech

[green elk]

wipro
infosys
tata
forget
forget

[austere path]

its sukuna bro

[urban ore]

self report btw

[opal needle]

yo is this the acronym for worst companies oat

😭

[austere path]

he pack every char in 10 sec expect gojo

[sleek pilot]

MANGO

[trail karma]

his haircut declined

[urban ore]

ye i think its consulting companies

[hidden shuttle]

does zon US = zon Canada?

[tranquil crown]

Cognizant and hcl I think

[trail karma]

u wanna know something crazy reid astrea no concept diffs jjk verse

[opal needle]

if ur in consulting and not in mckinsey its over for u

[sleek pilot]

rainforest us = rainforest canada

[trail karma]

mf got wcs on crack

[opal needle]

x canada < x usa for any x

brainrot

[trail karma]

Its not

[sleek pilot]

canadian governmnt department of government

[hidden shuttle]

ok what about this, Zon Canada vs C1 US

[trail karma]

modulo is done

lowk jjk abilities are not that crazy

i feel

[austere path]

jjk ended way faster than i thought it would

[scenic oyster]

oh

[urban ore]

ye deadass

[opal needle]

yeah lowk

[trail karma]

re zero abilities legit got me shook

some of them are legit hax

[austere path]

i think the writer js wrote himself into a wall

[urban ore]

bro waht

i thought this just started

[green elk]

c1 tbh

[urban ore]

does he know ?

[trail karma]

csm primals are way scarier than heian sukuna

[hidden shuttle]

do you guys sometimes fear your gonna become so obsessed with internships that its gonna become your entire personality?

[urban ore]

ye lowk

is potential man in there

[trail karma]

megumi died i think

[urban ore]

😭 classic

[opal needle]

not really. it already is

[trail karma]

whos more of a fraud megumi or aki

[opal needle]

😂 ✌️

[nimble oak]

i love node js

[solar notch]

my friend got caught talking about procs in his sleep by his girl 😭😭

[sleek pilot]

i ran into someone like that and it scared me off from falling down thatpath

[trail karma]

i feel like trolling u but im feeling nice today

[opal needle]

yo my roommate said i said the word internship when i was asleep as well

so fried

[sleek pilot]

worst part is he had no procs and it was march 😭

[trail karma]

he didnt die

[solar notch]

WE are mere social climbers filled with delusions of grandeur

[mighty pike]

@balmy bolt process! She unmatched me 😭

[trail karma]

he took over his body

[nimble oak]

why troll me 😢

[sleek pilot]

zzzz 😴 jane jane jane jane jane jane
zzzzz😴 street street street street street
zzzzz😴 stars stars stars stars stars

[urban ore]

oh waht

[trail karma]

recruitign with no prevs legit feels like using tinder as a sub5

[urban ore]

how did he die then

[nimble oak]

please be nice to ngmis like me

[sleek pilot]

kattis mentioned !!!

[opal needle]

true ngl

[nimble oak]

for women yeah

[opal needle]

thats why ive deleted the app and since ascended to mtn

[nimble oak]

if ur a guy no point in going on tinder if u arent chad

[trail karma]

chris from tinder

[nimble oak]

tinder is probably the most brutal of them all

[trail karma]

he died post eos jjk

[nimble oak]

it's literally chad or bust

[trail karma]

he got packed by a random curse i think

[opal needle]

not that desperate yet

[solar notch]

We are now transitioning into the daily cscd bp conversation

[sleek pilot]

potentially

[opal needle]

favorite bp content creators?

[trail karma]

faceiq

for sure

[urban ore]

whats bp

[opal needle]

blackpink

[hidden shuttle]

have you guys ever met people who get jealous and envious when someone else gets a better internship offer than them and then they like talk shit behind their back?

[opal needle]

a kpop group

[urban ore]

oh

[sleek pilot]

@solid portal got interviewmogged by a C1 engineer while technicalGooning

[trail karma]

i mean yeah megumi is not that speical but u have to realize that most of jjk is legit level 2 or 3

[nimble oak]

why not

whats wrong with this

[trail karma]

kurourushi would legitimatley pack 95% of jjk verse

[nimble oak]

what if u just cant talk to people irl

[solar notch]

I didnt say there is anhthjng wrong

[sleek pilot]

yea but it's aura

[trail karma]

im hungry for more

[nimble oak]

no therapy for your face

[sleek pilot]

I love the taste of procs

[proud mauve]

I talk shit behind my friend at gt a lot

[opal needle]

human nature

what if ur broke

[trail karma]

i hate naoya slander he is legitimately a menace

[hidden shuttle]

i found out their was an entire group chat of ppl taking behind my back just cause i got c1😭

[foggy fern]

anyone know how i can look like clav

[trail karma]

for c1 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[dawn valve]

c1 orz

[trail karma]

bro

if it was js

i understand

[balmy bolt]

wtf holy fumble

[trail karma]

c1

[opal needle]

bro i just got timed out

[keen lava]

yo where are yall finding summer 27 internships, i cant seem to find a resource

[hidden shuttle]

i sometimes vibe code and they said i dont deserve it cause of that

[trail karma]

@peak cave nah its just mad funny to tlak behind someones back bc of getting c1

[balmy bolt]

prolly ayman’s fault

[opal needle]

ok thats insane bro

[sleek pilot]

ur late lol

[opal needle]

nah its cuz i said a bad bad word

now i know

[keen lava]

aint no way bruh

[trail karma]

it was frying me

[sleek pilot]

it's almost may 😭

[opal needle]

u cant seem to find any cuz its all closed

[keen lava]

been suffering for a 26 one and finally got it, now youre telling me 27 is closed 💀

[opal needle]

they are done recruiting

what if no internet

[sleek pilot]

2028 starts soon tho

keep an eye out

[trail karma]

muy been blackpilled ever since he failed all his quant procs

[keen lava]

ts is bait, im convincing myself ts is bait

[hidden shuttle]

1 or 2 though but most them i had never even met

[green elk]

all 2027 apps filled once it got posted on sudo story

[opal needle]

is this method

[tranquil crown]

Apple opens late may so at least you got that to look forward to

[hidden shuttle]

one guy literally said "I am actually jealous"

[opal needle]

yo how many followers does sudo have, if even 10% of them are active

ur cooked

that job posting is gone

[trail karma]

ek i thought u got rejected?

[sleek pilot]

should've getcracked

[trail karma]

i swear to god u were in a proc channel saying u got rej after gca

[hidden shuttle]

that was last year

[trail karma]

did u reapply on a different email

[keen lava]

if this isnt bait i need to be locked in on ro from the start

[sleek pilot]

gl bro

u got it

[opal needle]

always lock in on ro

[keen lava]

man i shouldve been active in this server earlier

[hidden shuttle]

i got rejected after gca last year

[trail karma]

no i was w him

[proud mauve]

Where r u incoming

[trail karma]

im not hating

[hidden shuttle]

😭

[sleek pilot]

c2

[keen lava]

yo reisen whats up

[proud mauve]

Hello

[opal needle]

c2

capital two

[trail karma]

no i was just confused how he was c1 bc i remember he got rej

[proud mauve]

Oh damn congrats

[trail karma]

i dont hate on anyone here

[opal needle]

zon gmi

[sleek pilot]

is rainforest gmi

[opal needle]

all peace n love

[tranquil crown]

Don’t you just need to finish intern project to get ro

[trail karma]

nobody is even hatable here lowk

[keen lava]

idk bro im still in disbelief i got it

[sleek pilot]

"iit's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now. "

[opal needle]

facts we are all subhuman here we should js support each other

jk

[keen lava]

wdym how

[trail karma]

i wish jjk didnt get cleared by almost every anime verse

its over

[keen lava]

tend to underestimate myself, it does mean i lock in on what i want

[opal needle]

grats on zon

ur now more gmi than 90% of cs majors

probably

[sleek pilot]

understand that powerscaling is garbage for your brain and acknowledge kusakabe is FTL and the truth will set you free

[keen lava]

quant or bust /j

[trail karma]

powerscaling is kinda fun tho

[sleek pilot]

sukuna upscale

[trail karma]

sukuna defeats whole verse yes

unfortunately

[opal needle]

u mean orz google, highest relative relating w the # of reviews it has

[trail karma]

sukuna mid/high diff gojo

[opal needle]

ty

[sleek pilot]

matchup but probably

[urban ore]

can gojo solo a amazon interview

who tf is that 😭

[dark bane]

100%

[urban ore]

mahoraga has a son ???

[trail karma]

actually yeah

[sleek pilot]

yuji's transformation in shinjuku when he learns reverse DA

[trail karma]

its extreme diff

`sukuna extreme diff gojo

[urban ore]

bro waht 😭

[trail karma]

heian sukuna is stronger than megumi sukuna

[undone mirage]

what website is this

[sleek pilot]

it's gonna be like episode 1 of part 2 shit's gonna be heat

they're both standing on the street...

[urban ore]

first 2 things i see are 1/5's for zon

[undone mirage]

yooo why this name dropping

[proud mauve]

I'd say Heian high diff

[urban ore]

😭 they need to animate ts before i get spoiled

[sleek pilot]

this kinda sucks because what if your manager has like 3 employees 😭

[trail karma]

i saw someone try to put allmight vs cosmic garou

[proud mauve]

Cosmic garou neg diff

[trail karma]

ye its a crazy neg diff

[opal needle]

can anyone actually put up a fight against saitama tho

[urban ore]

pre optiver chiz vs post optiver chiz

[trail karma]

cosmic garou is sort of close

[sleek pilot]

i think optiver

[proud mauve]

I feel like the time reverse feat is too strong

[trail karma]

in opm verse

or can u count other verses

[opal needle]

other verses

[urban ore]

sykuno vs gojo ???

[proud mauve]

Goku

[opal needle]

in opm is he not the strongest

[trail karma]

prolly reinhard and reid in re zero low diff

[opal needle]

huh

[sleek pilot]

uncle grandpa

[proud mauve]

Ywwarch Ig

[opal needle]

well thats the point of the anime no

plot armor

[trail karma]

uhhh

[sleek pilot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-cnstix-i-was-looking-for-a-job-3kug3ZZbCuolHhHNLO

[opal needle]

wait i stopped watching after season 3 anime

lmao

[trail karma]

i remmeber there was a meme of saying the thinker from the flash season 4 no diffs all of fiction

[opal needle]

forgive

[proud mauve]

Shanks vs Mihawk ?

[trail karma]

shit was mad funny

[sleek pilot]

low complex multiversal btw 💔

[urban ore]

this guy cant even pass a zon oa btw

[trail karma]

he thinks tho

[urban ore]

i also think

and i cant even pass a zon oa btw

ye oa is post offer

[trail karma]

does rimuru beat saitama

[opal needle]

stewie bro

[trail karma]

i hate animes w law manipulation

[sleek pilot]

stewie can use his rocket launcher to freeze his opponents and is faster

[trail karma]

its too op

isnt gru hypersonic or smth

[noble lion]

I can

[trail karma]

yo i just realized

king is like the biggest larper

[noble lion]

his power is luck

[trail karma]

hes a pro larper

[noble lion]

he can summon saitama

[proud mauve]

R u Ayanokoji

[sleek pilot]

omg so tuff i can feel the phonk manipulation aura

[noble lion]

yes

I never saw you as an ally

not even for a second

[trail karma]

why is ayanokoji not on vsbattles

[noble lion]

people? theyre just tools to me

[sleek pilot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/emotion-zrozevn-ayanokojikiyotaka-IV9ASIFBl7qrdf63td

[trail karma]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1350233139930333246/1476548411065897040/togif.gif

[noble lion]

how to shift reality by breathing like Ayanokoji

[trail karma]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKwHiwLp28

take notes

[opal needle]

this shit is so tuff

[noble lion]

I didnt know this wa sreal

[trail karma]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmglkDQzAlI&t=3s

[sleek pilot]

so tuff but i'm not gonna react

[austere path]

gold

[trail karma]

Son

[opal needle]

bro the anime is ok i think all things considered

just wished they would release more eps faster

[trail karma]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku_kfH2m--w

SON 😭

[nimble oak]

orz...

berkeley way too orz

[queen vortex]

11m ago...

[swift moat]

notes taken

[mellow saffron]

already watched the whole playlist

[green elk]

bro forgot

[mellow saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/kiyotaka-ayanokoji-you-zitsu-anime-stare-look-gif-17935235

me rn

[green elk]

bro forgot he needed a job upon graduation

[austere path]

LOL

[deft pawn]

It’s like u have gpt on the side but u can’t ask it to one shot, u can only use it for help with edge cases , constraints, helping plan out the algorithm etc.

[opal needle]

did this guy live in his dorm all of college bro

didnt talk to a single guy

[noble lion]

It'll one shot

[opal needle]

bro forgot the point of internships

[noble lion]

Those 3 things you mentioned is the whole problem

If a company lets you use AI in the interview they just don't respect you ig

Maybe that's a reach but it's a bit insulting imo

[proud mauve]

You mean Zon doesn't respect us?

[noble lion]

Don't anger me.

[urban ore]

i dont get how u can use ai in a dsa interview without straight cheating

[urban ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1333257133222789223/1493450305713475665/togif.gif

[opal needle]

low cortisol

[noble lion]

mob meter lowers back down to 50

[urban ore]

ye that makes more sense

idk lol

[noble lion]

So mindless crud

[urban ore]

i think its funny af

[noble lion]

That AI one shots

[proud mauve]

About the goat kanu

[opal needle]

point of ai assisted is not having it one shot for u bro

what

[noble lion]

It one shots anything you can ask in an interview

[opal needle]

its to see how u work with an ai

thats the whole point

[noble lion]

So my suggestion is filter by school and prev mainly

[opal needle]

whats the point of leetcode then