2027_summer

[unique robin]

first

[urban ore]

hi

[kindred stag]

hi

[cinder sedge]

fourth

[urban ore]

!process optiver 2027 offer

pls dm me for alpha

[full chasm]

SUMMER 2026 IS OVER LOL

[mellow saffron]

indeed

[robust verge]

6 7

[topaz imp]

yo why is this channel named wrong

[toxic umbra]

???????

[cinder sedge]

it's gone

[urban ore]

@balmy bolt fix thsi shit bro

[dry garnet]

26 summer is still on lol what

Im in procs

[verbal sonnet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wazowski-mike-3

[cinder sedge]

zon just asked for my intv availability lol

whilst the summer intv cutoff is 4/24

[finite delta]

2027 CHAT

[balmy bolt]

yeah according to ayman it is

[finite delta]

Todd is hiring

Yea it’s over

[balmy bolt]

todd orz

[dry garnet]

No I still have 1 confirmed interview and 1 50/50 int

[finite delta]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-the-sopranos-drawing-painting-gif-14648608313489473242

[balmy bolt]

intel’s still hiring

some dude’s agriculture consulting startup

he hires unpaid swe interns

[slow cipher]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cnstix-CciM7ZRcjqY6P7HHdd

[balmy bolt]

and “tuff 19 year olds”

[urban ore]

no its legit

[undone mirage]

2027 already

🥀

[finite delta]

Yes 2027 is OUR year

2027 is my dream

[slow cipher]

the intern posting is used to advertise the linkedin page

[gusty minnow]

what the fuck

[echo obsidian]

todd orz

[gusty minnow]

already? 😭

[undone mirage]

Its time to lock in

Even though its not June yet

[slow cipher]

Eh idk what work theyre doing but its unpaid

just another one of them unpaid thangs people do as stepping stone

[barren cliff]

is hello interview premium worth it if someone used it

1yr access is lowk fine tho for 80

280 too much

[solid wolf]

why is it 2027 now

The grind is not over

[finite delta]

Bro

[solid wolf]

Ban whoever deleted 2026

[finite delta]

2026 summer is here

🤣

[solid wolf]

This is an insult to my grind

[finite delta]

Might as well join Todd or something

[trail karma]

hmm why anm i even here i wont get a 2027 cycle

[rose oxide]

bro am i tripping or is every intern debating thread just ppl saying to push to fall

[mellow saffron]

check out the grad ones thne

[solid wolf]

is this the method

[dark bane]

pushing to fall is sick

[mellow saffron]

people here are greedy

but in most cases maximizing numebr of internships is a great move

[rose oxide]

idk i did a fall and i think it maybe helped bc i go to a t50 and prolly wouldnt have gotten callbacks with just one internship

[proud mauve]

Wtf

Does this imply I've failed to get summer 2026 internship

[finite delta]

It becomes sunk cost at some point tbh

[proud mauve]

💀

[rose oxide]

yeah exactly

[trail karma]

im only graduating w one internship

hopefully its okay

[mellow saffron]

the cases here are the extreme, cuz there's so many where someone will graduate in 4 years normally, but doing a very good summer and a very good fall pushes them back to fall of the 4th year, so they get another cycle and go somewhere even crazier

[livid topaz]

whats the play if you graduate a semseter early should we just larp masters too for summer or just start full time

[solid wolf]

Shits not over im still interviewing

[mellow saffron]

is that always optimal? nah but its also good to stack ROs

[finite delta]

For ex, Google + something like IBM
Or Google + Amazon Fall

Is same thing as just Google

[mellow saffron]

lotta companies are very good for recruiting but not good RO rate

[mellow saffron]

someone with google isn't doing IBM

thats a dastardly case

[coral cedar]

just take ur RO broski

[trail karma]

what tier is ibm

[finite delta]

My point was to show that it’s useless to downgrade and at some point you’ll be losing value rather than gaining

[mellow saffron]

a common one lsat year was c1 and amazon or faang+ & google

[livid topaz]

i gotta intern max

[mellow saffron]

obviously if the fall isnt' >= the summer there's no point to doing it

[trail karma]

Mipmaster

[coral cedar]

i think you MIGHT be chilling

[mellow saffron]

unless u jjust really wanna push ur grad date for another intern cycle

[balmy bolt]

it’s zon so ur fine

[coral cedar]

dw

[trail karma]

ong?

[mellow saffron]

but eod working full time at a great place >

[mellow saffron]

name i havent heard in a while

[trail karma]

shi ok

[balmy bolt]

yes

[mellow saffron]

nah

[mellow saffron]

my goat mod

[finite delta]

Yup, but I’ve met ppl who geniunly have the most cracked Summer, and they still trynna do some Bullshi fall internship just for another cycle🤣 what’s the point ,

[coral cedar]

but now you just take ur RO and call it a day

[livid topaz]

i wasn't chilling until last month too high stress no rewards

[coral cedar]

why stress urself out more

[balmy bolt]

we can be unemployed together here now

[finite delta]

Jus graduate and get ur cracked job

[rose oxide]

wait so lets imagine you push grad back a semester for an internship but then you dont get the ro, what happens then?

[mellow saffron]

for the next cycle idk lol

[livid topaz]

ok i see this is optimal

[mellow saffron]

yes me u and heis

🔥

[mellow saffron]

u be unemployed

[finite delta]

Uhh, I mean that’s just awkward I guess

[coral cedar]

yes taking RO is low cortisol

[quaint basalt]

wtf

[finite delta]

U just wait

[quaint basalt]

Summer 2027

[trail karma]

im trying to remove my fraud internship off my res so its just gon be aws

[quaint basalt]

We’re all ngmi

[rose oxide]

basically what im thinking is that you can accept a full time offer maybe starting in like august and intern from may-august

[trail karma]

i think its too late for me to get a fall anyways

[rose oxide]

so if you dont get ro u just start full time

but its tricky if you cant graduate

[mellow saffron]

doin too much ngl

unless the itnern company is that much better

[livid topaz]

can you take me to a nice viet place this summer viet town

[coral cedar]

yeah ill take u to my goat spot

[rose oxide]

yeah thats the only reason i would do smth like that

[pastel mulch]

wtf new channel

[proud mauve]

I see 💀

[mint inlet]

oh my god

[trail karma]

so fall is useless unless its better than the summer?

[coral cedar]

swipe me into ur cafeteria tho

[mint inlet]

summer 2027 recruiting has started?

[proud mauve]

I'm still trying to clutch a job lmao

[dark bane]

me too

[proud mauve]

Apply to sig qt

[livid topaz]

ok

[rose oxide]

maybe if summer ro rate is low

[finite delta]

Any internship off season is useless if it’s a big downgrade from your previous

[dark bane]

unemployed gang

[trail karma]

i wish i got ibm fall

[finite delta]

Why would u downgrade ur self

[livid topaz]

how close is mountain view to santa clara

[trail karma]

but its worse than my summer

so

[dark bane]

free money

[coral cedar]

close

[mellow saffron]

the bay is so tuff

[rose oxide]

u could just do leetcode all day instead of work if u get summer ro

[dark bane]

if its a bad company then just coast and get free money cuz u dont care about ro

[trail karma]

ok

[coral cedar]

goated spot

@livid topaz lets hit a pc cafe

[finite delta]

Ppl trynna maximize internships quantity and not actual RO. Just get ur RO at the cracked company ur going at, and live life and smile

[trail karma]

if i get ro i get to stay in nyc i think

[autumn falcon]

no

[finite delta]

https://tenor.com/view/roast-beef-sandwich-arbys-fast-gif-20198362

[mellow saffron]

bro jus said nah

[proud mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998781935469985822/1480384269208649951/caption.webp

[dark bane]

yummy

[finite delta]

Can we all work at Arby’s 2027?

[trail karma]

Me

[finite delta]

Please

[trail karma]

my cousin has 4 internships

[proud mauve]

You have Zon bro

[finite delta]

Yeah, I’m in talks with CTO rn

[trail karma]

im getting mogged

[finite delta]

Me and @dark bane

Will work at Arby, it’s our dream

[proud mauve]

Lowk if I had job I'd be gooning like crazy

[dark bane]

yeah i love the curly fries

[livid topaz]

ok

[coral cedar]

dont let the parents start gossiping

[dark bane]

arbys is way underrated online

[livid topaz]

joshua tree national park 👀

[trail karma]

she got 4.0 at nyu mfe

[mellow saffron]

no arbys

no

[trail karma]

im stupid

[mellow saffron]

yeah ur cousin mogs u

[trail karma]

i got a 3.6 at a t60

[coral cedar]

4.0 too hard

[livid topaz]

4.0 not worth it

[finite delta]

What about long John silvers ?

[coral cedar]

fr

[proud mauve]

4.0 is kinda useless ngl

[mellow saffron]

dk whta that is

[livid topaz]

would rather doom scroll on phone instead

[rose oxide]

whats worse cs humor or ap student humor

[coral cedar]

id rather nap 6 hours a day

[finite delta]

Fast food fish spot

[proud mauve]

Or I might be coping cause my gpa is cooked

[finite delta]

https://tenor.com/view/long-john-silvers-fast-food-80s-gif-13941549646196750231

[livid topaz]

nah

[mellow saffron]

oh

is it good

i like fish

[finite delta]

Yes it’s very good

[livid topaz]

wait

[finite delta]

Try it next time

[rose oxide]

do u guys put gpa on resume

[dark bane]

its legit infamous for being bad

[livid topaz]

is there a goated seafood spot

[mellow saffron]

💀

[finite delta]

Nah cuz I have a 1.9

[mellow saffron]

nvm imma stick to chipotle

[livid topaz]

I have a 0.7

[rose oxide]

deadass?

[dark bane]

u guys shoukd try ivars
an actuall good fish place

[coral cedar]

what type

[rose oxide]

"guys im so cooked" 🤓 👆

[livid topaz]

shell fish

[mellow saffron]

next time in in seattle

i got u

[trail karma]

theyre glazing me

[dark bane]

yesss

[trail karma]

bc i got aws

[finite delta]

Yeah,

[mellow saffron]

my parents hate amazon

[rose oxide]

seattle weather made me wanna end it all

[coral cedar]

oh this is W

[livid topaz]

W parents ngl when I told my mom about quant she told me big tech is trash

[coral cedar]

my dad is like hella fob and was glazing when i got zon

[dark bane]

yo i got 2.9
i gpa mog u to oblivion

[finite delta]

I’m 5’5 , 240 lbs, and 1.9 GPA, I love Arby’s

2 Truths 1 Lie.

[trail karma]

my extended family is also glazing me

[mellow saffron]

i liked hte vibe but when i went it was like perfect sweater weather and not too gloomy

[livid topaz]

this is W family ngl

[coral cedar]

yeah fr

[idle flame]

saved the bloodline type shit

[trail karma]

my cousin w 4 internships congratulated me too

[coral cedar]

supportive n shit

[mellow saffron]

4 internships

but were they good 4 internships

[trail karma]

shes like 25

[finite delta]

4? That’s it?

[livid topaz]

4 internship is like loo level

[mellow saffron]

the number is mickey

[dark bane]

oldhead

[livid topaz]

ok this doesn't matter

[finite delta]

4 internships bro? Grow up, the new norm is 8 or more

[mellow saffron]

the new norm is just go work full time

[trail karma]

I only got 1 shi

im fried

[mint inlet]

wow

[coral cedar]

1 is all u need

[finite delta]

Are u LTN?

[rose oxide]

would u rather have 4 internships at albertsons, kroger, walmart, and best buy or one at capital one

[coral cedar]

think about it

[dark bane]

the new norm is just be unemployed and chill

[finite delta]

Or HTN

[mellow saffron]

what dat mean

[trail karma]

she went to a top uni in taiwan

she like 50x better than me

ong

[livid topaz]

shes international

[trail karma]

im lowkey stupid as shit

[livid topaz]

thats like a 50% nerf

[trail karma]

Ye from taiwan

and she did mfe at NYU here

[livid topaz]

fuck

damn

[balmy bolt]

mythra is true adam

[livid topaz]

its okay she probably can't speak good enlgish

[trail karma]

nah shes good

i can talk to her

[livid topaz]

fuck might be cooekd than ngl

[mellow saffron]

bro w

what do these mean

💀

i live under rock

[finite delta]

Holy!

I need to ask mythra foradvice on how to ascent from MTN TO HTN

Please save me

[livid topaz]

1 is all you need king!

[coral cedar]

^

[mellow saffron]

ok time to lock in

[trail karma]

my other cousin is doing like pm at hpe or smth

[rose oxide]

does anyone know when ng recruiting starts?

for 2027

[trail karma]

maybe like summer idk

[coral cedar]

could be as early as june

[finite delta]

It started few weeks ago brotha

[coral cedar]

a few are starting now

[rose oxide]

a few like what

[trail karma]

she added me on linkedin but she has short hair so i thought it was a man

[balmy bolt]

my parents are hella startuppilled

[coral cedar]

i failed optiver a bit ago 😄

[balmy bolt]

they said if i don’t start one im gonna be permanent underclass

[hidden shuttle]

Through reachout?

[coral cedar]

r u deadass

[coral cedar]

eip

[balmy bolt]

yeah

[livid topaz]

bro my mom is a fob she heard that my cousin got amazon she told me to lock in 😭

[rose oxide]

bruh is optiver still open?

[coral cedar]

my parents dont gaf what i do lwk

[foggy fern]

not for you

[coral cedar]

what if i just drop out

[livid topaz]

w parents ngl

[balmy bolt]

dropout is high aura

[livid topaz]

my dad is chill though

[dark bane]

zon goated 🔥

[balmy bolt]

auramaxx

[dark bane]

i still need to apply to zon

[trail karma]

is zon overhated or is it rlly just handed out like candy

[finite delta]

Fireback and say u got Todd

[rose oxide]

bruh u dont know where ive been tho

[coral cedar]

dropout and become an esports pro?

[finite delta]

Both

[hidden shuttle]

Tell your mom they gonna be laid off soon

[balmy bolt]

dropout and become a bp influencer

[foggy fern]

well its reachout only

[livid topaz]

no like as in get smth better

[foggy fern]

and they stopped reaching out

[coral cedar]

ill larp cs advice on tiktok

[trail karma]

ig so since they accepted me

[foggy fern]

so you would know by now if you got eip

[balmy bolt]

lmfaooo

[rose oxide]

ah ok

[livid topaz]

ok we can promote each other

[finite delta]

Zon is really good. Don’t let these nerds twist ur brain

[livid topaz]

larp cs advice on linkedin

[hidden shuttle]

Is it based on prev exp or school?

[coral cedar]

tiktok better exposure

more views

[balmy bolt]

tiktok is bad monetization i thought

don’t they barely pay

gotta go yt

[livid topaz]

talk abouit using python instead of java for leetcode and like your own post

[livid topaz]

youtube aura

[civic cliff]

Wth 2027 started already?

[coral cedar]

duplicate the reels on yt shorts and ig

[swift moat]

https://tenor.com/view/akakichi-no-eleven-redraws-akakichi-no-eleven-redraws-insane-asylum-insane-gif-4104415833497517860

[civic cliff]

Im so finished

[rose oxide]

i dont understand what more i need to do to get linkedin reachouts atp maybe its just my school

[coral cedar]

shit post

[rose oxide]

i used to post but it didnt work

[swift moat]

likely is

[livid topaz]

High quality shit post

[rose oxide]

rip

[cedar zinc]

does posting offer on linkein help with recruiter outreach

[swift moat]

yea it can

[livid topaz]

Probably never happened to me though

Wait nvm ibm sent me a thing

[rose oxide]

i feel like recruiters just use linkedin sorting tools to find people

not looking at posts

[swift moat]

never happened to bums like us 😞

[rose oxide]

like imagine if recruiters only cared about people who posted

[livid topaz]

@coral cedar wanna both shitpost on LinkedIn

[rose oxide]

they would lose so many people

[tranquil sand]

It's not the language. I hit 600 with C++. But yeah python way faster

[coral cedar]

its bc posts drive impressions so u might pop up on a recruiters feed

[swift moat]

@mellow saffron how we alr torched in the big 27

[cedar zinc]

id rather be unemployed than shitpost on linkedin

[livid topaz]

wait

[coral cedar]

yeah?

[livid topaz]

Just connect with recruiters

no

[undone mirage]

Still gotta show up on their feed

Hence slop posts

[livid topaz]

And then drop the post

And then reach out

Goated method

I’m I cooking

[coral cedar]

like i get the most recruiter dms/views within the 1-2 weeks after a post

[rose oxide]

eh i guess

[livid topaz]

Wait I haven’t tried

[obsidian acorn]

[rose oxide]

i get recruiter views but not dms

[livid topaz]

New 2027 method

[coral cedar]

emailing seems to work better tho

imo

[hidden shuttle]

I never post and got bare prevs and got recruiters looking at my profile and reachouts, its likely school

[livid topaz]

Recruiters never hit me up with Nvidia 😔

[coral cedar]

same twin

[livid topaz]

Congrats on mit

[hidden shuttle]

I go to UofT

[rose oxide]

i got an optiver reachout but it was just a bum telling me to apply to their swe internship no special link or anything so useless

[livid topaz]

Wait hella recruiters dm me on handshake though

[livid topaz]

Congrats on loo

[coral cedar]

handshake 😭

[livid topaz]

😭😭😭

[coral cedar]

i swear those feel automated

[livid topaz]

Probably are

Imma be a handshake Ml contract engineer next summer!

[tulip spruce]

pls ref

[livid topaz]

thanks !

[tulip spruce]

who tf made u mod

[coral cedar]

my friend does handshake's ai thing its like just labeling images i think 😭😭

[livid topaz]

Orz ee major

[coral cedar]

but $17/hr

[swift moat]

yo pipe down that's my dawg

[livid topaz]

Lwk ask chat to label it for you

[urban ore]

ur gonna have to wait until 2027 bro

[tulip spruce]

same question to you btw

[livid topaz]

Free money glitch

[mellow saffron]

2030 is our year

[tulip spruce]

u got 2027 job for optiver rn?

[urban ore]

anyone else want optiver referal/alpha

[tulip spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/zlatan2-gif-19053327

[urban ore]

intern

[tulip spruce]

tuff

[coral cedar]

he just leaves it open to accumulate hours

[tulip spruce]

they wont even give me interview

[trail karma]

ik that one

its brain rotting

[hidden shuttle]

Wow, what are your prevs?

[coral cedar]

LMAO yeah

[livid topaz]

Wait legit infinite money glitch

[urban ore]

prevs are ngmi

incomings are decent

[tulip spruce]

yo is 2026 summer fr done??? I thought there was still hope

[livid topaz]

There is still hope little one

[void wolf]

Your incomings are more than decent

[livid topaz]

Probably at Tesla

[idle flame]

is ts reachout or u cold applied?

[urban ore]

ye ts cold ong

[livid topaz]

Congrats goat

[hidden shuttle]

Austin?

[void wolf]

Congrats Chiz

[tulip spruce]

where is my optiver process

[void wolf]

Wait what 😭

[tulip spruce]

#2027_summer started and i been here since 2022 holy unc

[rose oxide]

holy larp bro

[urban ore]

ong it’s mine

[hidden shuttle]

See you in 2028🙏

[tulip spruce]

connect on linkedin i want good QUANT network

[tulip spruce]

we are never leaving

[livid topaz]

!process no proc 2027 summer am I cooked?

[urban ore]

not until u add @crystal pendant back

[hidden shuttle]

Drop yall linkedin let's connect

[tulip spruce]

nvm i got a few other optiver connections

[urban ore]

oh ok

[rose oxide]

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jenhsunhuang

[tulip spruce]

lwk should i try now

i might

[coral cedar]

nah its time for fulltime buddy

[tulip spruce]

lemme check their careers page

[tranquil sand]

I don't have summer 28 what do I do bro

[urban ore]

ye proc is free af

[hidden shuttle]

Summer 29 our year💪

[solar notch]

Gtech diff 🙁

[livid topaz]

Nah there’s still a chance

[urban ore]

nice dox

delete

hello

[livid topaz]

Larping masters

[hidden shuttle]

What is your guys dream company to work for?

[coral cedar]

just take the ro man 🫩

[hidden shuttle]

Like long term

[tranquil sand]

Apple

[urban ore]

capital one

[coral cedar]

unemployment

[rose oxide]

visa

[hidden shuttle]

For me itd be linkedin, wlb is rlly good

[swift moat]

i dream of unemployment

[void wolf]

The Boring Company

[tulip spruce]

not really i never get it

[coral cedar]

think about how free youll be once ur unemployed..

[urban ore]

no the actual proc not getting it

[hidden shuttle]

Im already unemployed

[rose oxide]

it really be the most employed people talking unemployment 24/7

society

[swift moat]

2026 is over, it's done for us

[livid topaz]

Yes imma build an agent ai startup with you

[hidden shuttle]

2026 is not done yet, ppl still reneging, roles r gonna open up

[tulip spruce]

the proc? i never moved beyod auto OA

[swift moat]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[coral cedar]

no ima quit tech and tour with the symphony

[somber badge]

Si[

Sup

[livid topaz]

Imma go to wonton g

Wyomying

[rose oxide]

bros phone corrected to wonton

[coral cedar]

name 5 things to do there

[mint inlet]

is 2026 really over?

[gritty breach]

RIP 2026 summer channel

[mint inlet]

man i need to secure something

[void wolf]

Same

For fall

[mint inlet]

hopefully oracle is able to reshuffle my internship

[void wolf]

Ideally in Japan

[swift moat]

1. goon
2. laze
3. waffle
4. bum about
5. sleep

[hidden shuttle]

Fall is the most competitive season tbh

[rose oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spare-change-spare-some-change-begging-poor-gif-18999842

[hidden shuttle]

Winter is easier

[mint inlet]

they said they will look into a different team match

[void wolf]

Amazon Manga Team in Japan pls

[livid topaz]

That’s all I want to do here

[coral cedar]

perfect for @livid topaz

[crystal pendant]

thank you

[coral cedar]

god damn

[void wolf]

@queen vortex

[crystal pendant]

this guy is so fake

[livid topaz]

😔

[queen vortex]

how does ts alr have 200+ msgs

[livid topaz]

Lwk it is

[queen vortex]

yo i saw that guy

tuff job

[void wolf]

Yeah fr

[queen vortex]

esp in japan

[void wolf]

Think he was alr a citizen tho

[queen vortex]

imagine wlb for aws japan

[void wolf]

😭

Probably terrible

[livid topaz]

But ur in Japan with all the Japanese people

[queen vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/japan-japan-scream-scream-japan-japan-screaming-screaming-japan-gif-455958241072342387

[livid topaz]

We all cooked ngl

[queen vortex]

i need a 2027 proc

im starved

[tranquil sand]

Yo I did not realize we were in the summer 2027 channel

[queen vortex]

my goal is tiktok fall -> bytedance spring -> alibaba summer

[livid topaz]

Holy aura

[tranquil sand]

Wait what happened to summer 36

[livid topaz]

This is like a Chinese person dream

[queen vortex]

abg wil love me

[void wolf]

Maybe

[urban ore]

man i wish i can get a 2027 offer

[livid topaz]

wisco doesn’t have abgs

[void wolf]

Gtech has abgs

[livid topaz]

I got altumn LinkedIn he probably think all Asian girls are abgs

[queen vortex]

😭

[void wolf]

I am Asian

[urban ore]

😭😭

[queen vortex]

that mf white asl

larping asian

[urban ore]

oh what

[void wolf]

????

[queen vortex]

when he rly just european

[urban ore]

he told me he in colorstack

did he larp his way in

[livid topaz]

Altumn is like

[proud mauve]

Is she single

[livid topaz]

Whitest person I seen today

[teal shale]

railgun is shit

[void wolf]

Ok bro

[queen vortex]

deadass?

[livid topaz]

I been in engineering all day studying 😭😭

[balmy bolt]

orz

[queen vortex]

doomed to e hall

[livid topaz]

I seen legit no life here

[queen vortex]

r u in the basement

[balmy bolt]

cuz it’s saturday

nerd

nba playoffs started today

[coral cedar]

what is studying❓

[trail karma]

she got a bf

[queen vortex]

modboy

[livid topaz]

But Fourier analysis needs me to lock in

[livid topaz]

No only engineering students know the spot

[coral cedar]

but u needa watch bron^2

[queen vortex]

me n altumns bought out all the quik trip donuts btw

[balmy bolt]

need naz reid to lock in

tbh

what a throw

[livid topaz]

wtf fuck yoy

[livid topaz]

What about the caffeine patches

[queen vortex]

we ran out of money

had to leave

[livid topaz]

Yuh basement engineering lwk low teir study spot

[livid topaz]

You gotta go 3rd floor

With empty classrooms

[unique robin]

wt

fwtf

[proud mauve]

Ah I see I was asking for my friend

[unique robin]

raymond zhao is moderator?????

[proud mauve]

Thank you

[queen vortex]

i dont like ehall. no food nearby

[swift moat]

@mellow saffron im wearing zoom merch and koosh wearing costco shirt

[unique robin]

they giving mod to everyone now

[queen vortex]

modboy

[swift moat]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-1457473106328210491

[livid topaz]

You look white

[proud mauve]

You guys actually meet up?

Cscd meet up when

[queen vortex]

all roads lead to ohare

[livid topaz]

No when kal did that she told me ts was cooked

[unique robin]

fr

ive been to cscd meetups before

they were fine

we had fun

[void wolf]

Hello Ayman

[unique robin]

hi altumns

[livid topaz]

not what kal said

[unique robin]

who did kal go with

[void wolf]

I thought you were at Illinois Hacks

Yet

[unique robin]

u gotta pick the right people

[livid topaz]

idk she showed me a group photo

Idk anybody there

[unique robin]

they are

[queen vortex]

im never meeting a cscd fker

[unique robin]

send me photo

[void wolf]

[swift moat]

u can see the replied msg

[livid topaz]

No private idk if I should show

[unique robin]

oh

whatever

was it for tree hacks

[swift moat]

oh lmao idrk, he prolly just met up with all the players for some promo or smth 😂

[livid topaz]

Maybe she was at Cali

[unique robin]

if it was the tree hacks meetup it was a circumstance thing not the ppl

just bad way to meetup with everyone

awkward asf

or so i heard

[queen vortex]

im never meeting a cscd fker

[unique robin]

esmenet

we are litearlly living together

this summer

[void wolf]

😭

[unique robin]

seattle dreams

[livid topaz]

Can I get LinkedIn connection

[void wolf]

Wait

[queen vortex]

u gotta find me

[void wolf]

I’m pretty sure u got each other

Alr

[queen vortex]

nonono

[coral cedar]

@livid topaz meetup this summer?

[queen vortex]

chill

[livid topaz]

yes

[unique robin]

cscd meetups is how you alpha farm cause we're not allowed to do it here

[livid topaz]

Hi

[unique robin]

https://tenor.com/view/selena2trim-she-gon-call-me-baby-boo-babyboo-selena-2-trim-ilycg-gif-4441826510731647154

@slackroad

[coral cedar]

ok

[unique robin]

holy doxx

wtf

[livid topaz]

boba this summer ?

[mellow saffron]

perfect

i’m wearing a 5 dollar shirt

[coral cedar]

tisane

[swift moat]

the costco shirt is $6 and my shirt is free 🙏

[mellow saffron]

we really out here 😂😂

[livid topaz]

is this the spot

[green elk]

woah

new chnanel

is this the 2026 one and it got renamed or is this new

nvm i see it in archive

[trail karma]

making posts about interview process on linkedin is lowk chud behavior

[green elk]

im breaking into Todd in the big 2027

[vale ridge]

cant imagine being a linkedin jester, when you mog in profile pic offers just come to you

[gritty breach]

The only thing I can accept is posting about Google team match

Cause lowk your network can carry for that sometimes

But posting that you got an OA or interview is cringe

Who cares

[mellow saffron]

tisane is so tuff

[mellow saffron]

they opened one a lil bit closer to me so its so calm

[coral cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[mellow saffron]

i havent had boba in a whiel tho 🥀

blud thinks i care abt the people there

i just want the boba gng

[swift moat]

all of them are like 80%+ npcs

[mellow saffron]

what r u expecting lmao

to find the love of ur life at a random boba store

whats the goal of tracking % of npcs

put the straw in the boba and leave

nah im too much of a bum to even get to the place, let alone afford the drink

[swift moat]

not for us

[mellow saffron]

says a lot doesnt it

we wearing shirts that cost 0-5 dollars boba unironicallt costs more

[swift moat]

yea fr

"5 or 10" bros wealthy

[mellow saffron]

thats literally 2 shirtsd

[swift moat]

thats like a world of a diff for us

[tulip yacht]

cap

[lilac hemlock]

holy 2027 summer

[balmy bolt]

fr

5-10 dollars priced me out of subway and little caesar’s

[earnest rock]

rip to people still looking for smth this summer

[coral cedar]

lets be real if u wanted boba you wouldnt go to tisane

much better places near by 😭

only thing it has going is that its open late

[mighty pike]

Yo 2027summer?

Im not ready for this yet

@balmy bolt woah u r a mod

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hopper-lizard-love-i-love-you-gif-12319679217017204308

[balmy bolt]

hi rocky :))))

https://tenor.com/view/cat-skeleton-shield-skeleton-meme-war-gif-17340534991599908951

[mighty pike]

@balmy bolt !process first ever hinge match

https://tenor.com/view/yay-minions-happiness-happy-excited-gif-9239087046284004239

[balmy bolt]

aura

[narrow sierra]

2027 alrdy god damn

[swift moat]

tragic world out here

[mighty pike]

One man would argue this is harder then getting big tech offer

[balmy bolt]

yea i can only afford chicken chalupa and double cheeseburger these days

[swift moat]

by a significant margin

[balmy bolt]

ong

wish someone would match with me….

[mighty pike]

If linkedin is a dating app...

[thorn sorrel]

yo wtf

we’re on 2027 now

crazy

[mighty pike]

No all the big tech

[opal needle]

wtf

SUMMER 2027 opened up

im such an unc

[gritty breach]

LMAO case in point

[opal needle]

how are mfs posting abt interviews

[green elk]

bruh

i never even see ts in my feed

[gritty breach]

Ig they want the Google clout even though they didn’t earn the clout

[opal needle]

bro are they indian

wild guess i know

[lucid apex]

damn 2027 summer stuff and im still interviewing for 26 😭

[gritty breach]

Yes

Or at least some south Asian

[opal needle]

fucking knew it

[mighty pike]

If an interview is one of the most valuable experience I think this guy have no experience 😭

[green elk]

2027 summer and zon is still interviewing for 2026

[gritty breach]

Racist ahh 😭

[opal needle]

zon gotta pack it up

im ngl

stop giving these kids hope

just move on

let them study for 2027

[lucid apex]

theres still a decent amount interviewing

[gritty breach]

Google was gonna be their best exp by faaaar

So ig it makes sense

[green elk]

zonami final wave is yet to come

[gritty breach]

It’s just kinda sad

They post about that

[opal needle]

if u showed that person cscd

they would prob explode on the spot

[lucid apex]

I dont even post the internships I do get 😭

[green elk]

wdym

[opal needle]

cuz this server is full of high signal builders

and very exceptional individuals w many offers

[green elk]

ah

[gritty breach]

• me

[green elk]

he cracked the first round google interview tho, thats a pretty impressive achievement

[gritty breach]

The resident ngmi

[opal needle]

but yeah

interviewing is tuff

most ppl dont get to interview

[gritty breach]

Google proc is rng

Let’s be fr

[opal needle]

erm

[gritty breach]

There’s no clear bar

[opal needle]

😂

[gritty breach]

For who gets proc

[green elk]

i was being sarcastic lol

[opal needle]

yeah prob true

[green elk]

really?

[gritty breach]

Yea it’s really random

[green elk]

so no prev -> google is possible?

[lucid apex]

definitely

[gritty breach]

OA and R1 at Google are also both p easy

[lucid apex]

u can even get quant with no prevs

[gritty breach]

R2 is the round most people sweat

[dawn valve]

no prev -> js possible

Anything is possible

[gritty breach]

Very much so yea

[opal needle]

we just be saying shit now

no prev to js???

[trail karma]

no prev -> imc was done by my friend

[lucid apex]

not really

[trail karma]

my friend had no prevs and got js proc

but he goes to mit

[lucid apex]

I don't have any prevs got to final round at js as a 2nd ear

[dawn valve]

IMO finalist u good

[green elk]

yeah bruh

[opal needle]

bro if ur a imo medalist and u dont have a prev (assuming ur not a freshman)

[green elk]

i should have said ngmi instead of just no prev

if you go to mit you dont need prevs

[dawn valve]

loll

[opal needle]

school pill is a brutal one to swallow for many

[dawn valve]

Their prev is js bro

[lucid apex]

nah but Jane Street is pretty unique, I think other quant firms its not as easy to accomplish

[minor horizon]

2027 summer and I don’t even have 2026 summer

[next barn]

wtf s27 when is winter 2027 dropping

[lucid apex]

Tesla is still doing reach outs afaik

[lucid apex]

prolly july/september

[gusty minnow]

if you go to t10 ye

[green elk]

its really not rng then

an ngmi is not getting js or google proc

[lucid apex]

I disagree

[gritty breach]

Google is definitely rng, not JS tho

No prev + bad school -> Google happens all the time

[green elk]

damn ive just never seen this

[lucid apex]

I go to a bum school and got reach out even to final round as a 2nd year their bar for interviewing isn't that high. I think to get an offer I just personally need more experience to clear the bar but I don't think its necessary

[hidden shuttle]

Ppl push summer to fall, most ppl that get faang+ fall already faang+ prev, fall has fewer spots less companies do it, simple supply and demand, winter comes out around summer apps so theres more for more ppl, summer also has more spots. Most ppl dont need fall, they want it. Which makes it really hard to get. Winter is chill because most ppl grad in June so sometimes need to go back to school to finish credits to grad. Overall fall competiton > winter > summer competiton

[lucid apex]

JS theres no way ur passing the bar through RNG, Im sure Google is atleast possible. But ur not passing an in person super day at Jane Street without being competent imo

[foggy fern]

theres some stupid people at JS

[lucid apex]

maybe, but then theres stupid people at MIT. I really don't buy that people at Jane Street aren't or weren't ever competent

[civic cliff]

Litterally lmao

[green elk]

how do you typically get winter roles? do companies hire winter directly or do people push?

[idle flame]

spot on

[gusty minnow]

well well well

look who it is

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-fortnite-dance-halo-dance-moves-griddy-gif-9603435126532249657

chillll

CHILLLLL

we all know

grok imagine is getting really good

[minor horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/big-yahu-gif-11790524687073004912

[opal needle]

yooo wsg wsb

[hidden shuttle]

both

[gusty minnow]

wsg

[crystal pendant]

2027 summer is crazy

[swift moat]

ngmi can get both lol

[crystal pendant]

i dont even got an offer for 2026

[urban ore]

hi guys

when does summer 2028 open

i already got 2027 secured

[minor zenith]

next week

[swift moat]

prolly a year

[urban ore]

oh ok

someone ping me when it does

👍

[green elk]

T infinity school + no prevs + infosys + cant code + 0.27 gpa + chopped

will this get procs?

[hidden shuttle]

when do you grad?

[urban ore]

lol ud be suprised

[green elk]

im not rng pilled

[minor zenith]

congrats on tcs

[urban ore]

this would pass google bar

[urban ore]

2029

[hidden shuttle]

your first year?

[urban ore]

yes

[minor zenith]

stop the larp ur a highschooler

I can tell

[green elk]

thanks!!!! i loved spending my summer in india, i was generously compensated and got to work all day long, even on weekends, so i got to experiencemaxx

[urban ore]

nah that was last year

[minor zenith]

ah okay mb

time goes quick

[marble river]

WE are old

[proud mauve]

💀

It's crazy that I'll be a junior

A jobless bum junior

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/animation-animated-king-icon-photobucket-gif-5544339753125322636

[sleek pilot]

When does 2027 fall open up?

[drowsy otter]

wtf it's so over

😭

[unique robin]

twins

[deft pawn]

its over

[undone mirage]

can we open 2028 up

i think quant recruiting starts soon

[deft pawn]

im alr committed to jane street for 2035 swe

[undone mirage]

woah

[white walrus]

Serious question for 2027 summer recruiting will the interviews still be lc for the most part?

not at quant or anything crazy

[deft pawn]

probably lc + ai assisted

[undone mirage]

^

[hidden shuttle]

In person too

[undone mirage]

or sys design

or ood

or oop

or in person

[deft pawn]

or just class + sys designs in genera

[white walrus]

aight thank you

is f500 prev good enough even for something like amazon

[hidden shuttle]

anything is good for amazon

[undone mirage]

anythings good enough for amazon

wow

we're twins

[white walrus]

telepathic

[heavy jay]

im really the first message in 2027

[proud mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1355267921051648206/1475911112556937329/caption.gif

[unique robin]

[balmy bolt]

i don’t see why not

[elder island]

lc is never going away

[balmy bolt]

there just isn’t really a better proxy for making sure ur candidate isn’t completely larping all technical ability

[noble lion]

wym assisted

AI can one shot nearly anything

[dawn valve]

I love leetcode

[plain plover]

holy shit

[proud mauve]

I'm lowk becoming the human that assists AI for my personal projects

[minor zenith]

u know waht the best way is

grilling them on their projects

[jovial mirage]

son 2027 😭

[vale ridge]

no its always just watching you problem solve on a problem you haven't seen before and always will be

[vale ridge]

reminder to never go bald, so brutal

[proud mauve]

Well both of them are bold tho

[void wolf]

You’re going bald?

[vale ridge]

in person interviews are so free when you mog its insane, even the interviewers aren't aware of the subconcious effects

when you frame + height mog they just submit

[proud mauve]

Lowk my hair is getting worse tho

[vale ridge]

thats why I ordered 4 inch lifts for in person amazon interview

[void wolf]

@peak cave is a pretty heavy mogger

[proud mauve]

Due to many hours of gooning and not getting enough sleep

[void wolf]

They gave him Shopify offer

[dark bane]

https://tenor.com/view/clavicular-clav-frame-mogged-frame-frame-mog-asu-gif-3309420355085744927

[neat hemlock]

2027 summer

wow it’s over

[vale ridge]

notice how clav instantly submits when he notices the frame mog

[neat hemlock]

i’m mtn but my onsite was still tuff

[dark bane]

just walk in with stilts and shoulder pads

[vale ridge]

charisma pill is also op if not subhuman

[dark bane]

what’s a pill?

[void wolf]

Wait is that him

@peak cave got some competition

[vale ridge]

my summer abg slaying stack at internship: 10mg accutane + pinning test + latisse + 20 min penis pump + shoulder pad inserts + 4 inch lifts

[floral kraken]

we doing this

[void wolf]

I’m speechless 😭

[charred isle]

yooo kevinn

not u

my goat @vale ridge

[vale ridge]

so brutal im sorry @lament mesa

[charred isle]

fame pill

ego pill

[vale ridge]

yea its just looks nothing else matters

[charred isle]

if ur htn

all jobs are free

[vale ridge]

cs tends to attract the people that have no SMV so you can win if you just look htn+

[glacial geode]

orzorzorz

[peak cave]

Regards

[dark bane]

i took a business class one time and the average attractiveness there was way higher than in my cs classes

[peak cave]

what about the smell of the rooms

[void wolf]

Smelled like Jean Paul gaultier

[peak cave]

incredible

[void wolf]

It was

[vale ridge]

atleast you guys aren't jestermaxxing on linkedin, thats beyond saving

[void wolf]

😭

[sullen finch]

Can I larp in this chat if I’m 27 grad

How our internship hunt going guys

[peak cave]

wow

[craggy moth]

!process js hrt cit optiver sig radix pdt 5r reject

[peak cave]

incredible

I larped in every single channel as a non-larper

[sullen finch]

Wait I’m December 26 grad super larp

Who

Wait what

[lusty pond]

is there stlil time for me to get a summer 2026 internship?

@unique robin

[gritty breach]

I should do a speemch and have a cron job to delete my messages from here

[peak cave]

yes. good luck.

[unique robin]

no

wrap it up

[sullen finch]

@gritty breach your LinkedIn doesn’t say 25

[unique robin]

we’re unemployed forever

[lusty pond]

yea ur cooked buddy

[gritty breach]

speemch has 40k

undiscord doesn't hit everything

[coral cedar]

can u refer me

[lusty pond]

we alrdy knew speemch was lost

[gritty breach]

it misses messages in threads

[lusty pond]

i need you to refer ME twin

[gritty breach]

and it sometimes just skips over messages and never comes back for them

[coral cedar]

r4r

[lusty pond]

@coral cedar can i sleep in ur bathtub this summer im kinda homeless

[coral cedar]

ill do you one better

my couch

[lusty pond]

your bed?

[unique robin]

hi

ali active on cscd

how

[coral cedar]

if you slide that referral

[lusty pond]

once in a blue moon

[coral cedar]

😛

[unique robin]

guys

[lusty pond]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-twitch-kick-crazy-gif-4090492289322768290

[unique robin]

this is a moment to celebrate

ali works at ellipse labs

[lusty pond]

i usually dont show my face around these parts

[unique robin]

btw

[lusty pond]

im too ashamed

im offerless this yr

[gritty breach]

undiscord faces some tough limitations tho

it's a chrome extension

so it works entirely client side

and discord's client isn't too friendly with mass deletion scripts

lowk it should be a native feature in discord by now

to purge messages

[lusty pond]

you could prob have claude code just make you a script that just controls ur mouse lmao

[gritty breach]

that's just good digital footprint

[lusty pond]

im p sure when you click a msg it always goes to the same position on the screen

[green elk]

why is kevin quo zhao alwyas bping

[lusty pond]

cooked g

[green elk]

isnt it a native feature via admin perms?

lowk its been years since i touched discord api so idr

i swear there was some kind of purge endpoint

[gritty breach]

idts

but maybe there is

[hidden shuttle]

what if you just need to fill the exp section of your resume, doing a worse fall good be ok, you could just put the summer internship at the top of your resume to make sure recruiters see the most imperesive thing first

[void wolf]

Do the railway company

[gritty breach]

I'm pretty sure the bots that have a purge feature just query for every message by you in a certain span of time and delete them all individually

[green elk]

yes

but i swear there was a purge endpoint

[hidden shuttle]

im leaning towards lumen tbh, they r an actual tech company

[void wolf]

Oh

I’ve heard of them but idk what they do

[hidden shuttle]

telecom for buisnesses, like making sure the super bowl reaches you at home, like at&t but for enterprises

[void wolf]

Fr

[green elk]

@gritty breach knew it was a thing

[hidden shuttle]

true but c1 still better

would have to reorder resume

[green elk]

its a bit limited but its more efficient for most cases ig

[gritty breach]

oooh neat

[hidden shuttle]

guys is it worth emailing CEOs for an internship?

[void wolf]

How big is the company

Would they respond

[green elk]

for true bulk delete beyond 2 weeks some kind of cron job would unironically work @gritty breach