2025_fall

[gilded gazelle]

I think they just wanna see the completed product

cuz at my old role I spent hours coding wasting time on annoying features I could’ve just used AI

[lofty crest]

Nooooo

[supple hull]

Pls refrain from using the j word here

[lofty crest]

Interesting

[supple hull]

It’s a slur

Very bad slur

[brittle depot]

😭😭

[supple hull]

Horny bastard

[midnight pagoda]

The j word is behind all of the worlds problems 😠

[supple hull]

Thanks for not saying it

[midnight pagoda]

Yw

Nope

[supple hull]

KAI CENAT MR BEAST STREAMER UNIVERSITY POKIMANE VALKYRAE MINECRAFT GOONING UNEMPLOYMENT VALORANT

Helped me calm down

[brittle depot]

Where is fanum tax

[lofty crest]

What is happening

[supple hull]

Oh shit u right

Thanks for calming me down

Halloweekend at UIUC is peak

Like acrually

[brittle depot]

yes

[midnight pagoda]

I was an anti-social nerd, so I am out of touch, haha. I didn't know about this.

[lofty crest]

I think im just gonna die

[supple hull]

Mich MSU then go to UIUC

Insane weekend

[supple hull]

Sounds like a plan 😊

[untold cape]

Or go to Texas

My profs hate halloweekened

Istg

[supple hull]

Yeah nah …

Wait blitz

[untold cape]

Austin has rlly good halloweekend parties

And stuff

Uhhhh

Idt so

[supple hull]

Damn

[untold cape]

Maybe dm me their full name? I’m not rlly good with initials tbh

[brittle depot]

i woke up hour and half ago

[supple hull]

They’re my year so idt uk them

[brittle depot]

am i cooked

[supple hull]

Speak to me oh toothless one

[untold cape]

No

[supple hull]

LOOSEN it for ya boy

SPREAD it like butter for me

[still oxide]

what does this mean

[brittle depot]

https://tenor.com/view/qtarokujos-stephen-a-smith-stephen-a-smith-shocked-commentator-shocked-gif-14218162991801529483

[ebon solstice]

Yeah ofc not

They don’t know I used AI though

[jagged coyote]

@supple hull bro go work what is this behavior

[ebon solstice]

We’re not even allowed really

When we load up ChatGPT it tells us what we can and can’t do

[jagged coyote]

I’m genuinely documenting this and sending it all to auta

[ebon solstice]

Project is literally made for gpt though

😂😂😂😂

It was a new project

[jagged coyote]

Yall don’t got LLM api keys

What company is this?

[supple hull]

At work rn

Waiting for mentor to give me perms

….

[brittle depot]

stop

stop saying that

[jagged coyote]

@brittle depot when im in nyc its over for you

It’s on sight

[brittle depot]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-kevin-hart-cold-as-balls-yeah-right-get-a-load-of-this-guy-gif-19422491

when coming are you

[jagged coyote]

Idk July

[gilded gazelle]

They told me I can and they don’t care

Gemini pro unlimited too 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[jagged coyote]

What company so I can buy puts

Oh is it enterprise api?

Nvm

[gilded gazelle]

we are the enterprise

[supple hull]

july meetup 👀

crazy pull

[ebon solstice]

Tbh

I just paste code and shit into gpt

Haven’t been fired yet

The work is painfully boring

So I just gpt it

[storm sail]

any1 from loo get wealthimsple oa?

[lavish belfry]

bbg intervidw

holyyyyyyy

[supple hull]

huh

[brittle depot]

bro got an interview with a bbg

all seriousness probably bloomberg?

[supple hull]

i see

[lavish belfry]

ya

[supple hull]

they opened alr @lavish belfry

for 26?

[supple hull]

bro pulled out the reciepts 💀

[brittle depot]

wait bloomberg dropped?

[zinc spoke]

Amd is top 300, Nvidia is top 3, wild comparison

[glass tulip]

idk abt internship but bloomberg new grads open in august from reachouts that happened in may

[dim summit]

how do I get reach out

[midnight pagoda]

Same here ^^

[supple hull]

u got r/o?

[glass tulip]

yeah after my linkedin post

it’s prolly cuz i have a friend who commented working there so a recruiter saw the post

whole ahh process too just for their summer school program thing

[untold cape]

Damn

Gmi fr

[glass tulip]

only important thing i’ve ever gotten from linkedin 😔

such a happy day that was

[untold cape]

U should send

I need the connections

[supple hull]

what the orzzzzzzzzzzz

yeah ... i j got c1 r/o ...

[karmic prawn]

are u a zon summer?

[storm sail]

nah was js wondering

[karmic prawn]

fall is cooked

summer is already here

[long beacon]

How do you have aura

[sleek galleon]

Holy glaze

[snow nova]

when is winter/spring coming out

[pseudo pond]

she’s going to be finance bro dw

[midnight pagoda]

How do I start auramaxxing, poppy 🙏?

[untold cape]

Light mode on discord

[solar finch]

making software pipelines to reject ngmis

[untold cape]

Bro snuck in Harvard Stanford and mit

Hi charlie

How to get faang

[snow nova]

<@&868936794601828492>

[solar finch]

double it and give it to the next person

[snow nova]

quadruple it and give it to the next person

[untold cape]

lol

[snow nova]

[untold cape]

Not quant

I forgot who but someone said that most acceptances were ex quant

🤷 idk then

I meant this cycle

lol

Oh idk

[reef wasp]

That’s actually perfect! I recently lost my laptop so this helps a ton

[lapis lark]

!ban @steel plinth scam pomo

[digital bough]

Banned jelly080929

[snow nova]

[novel ferry]

man i’m so fucking cooked for fall

[midnight pagoda]

We have time 🙌

[supple hull]

DMs bro … dms

[vocal jacinth]

thanks 4 meta referral btw couldnt have done it without u

[karmic prawn]

@small timber you got me for summer 2026 apple 😏

[glass tulip]

glazer has to get himself for appple first

[open mist]

any fall openings

any fall openings

?

[autumn folio]

no

[open mist]

ohhhhh okay thank you @pallid garnet

[onyx crater]

jobs arent actually real

[midnight pagoda]

It must be some Folie Deux phenomenon.

[obtuse abyss]

any good fall or winter opening

[obtuse abyss]

oh im for us

[karmic prawn]

fu

[obtuse abyss]

?

[novel ferry]

what fall is everyone applying to

[small timber]

i work for charlie y’all should be asking him

[glass tulip]

fr charlie has hella apple referrals to give out

[karmic prawn]

whats the point of getting referral if we already applied

is linkedin premium good

[vague ingot]

anyone know about Snowflake Fall Co-op interview process?

[jagged coyote]

@supple hull @plucky garnet I just got back home from work

[fading zodiac]

orz

[supple hull]

💀💀

[native kindle]

censor pls

[jagged coyote]

And I just woke up gng

Time to go for run and then to work again

Hell well ong

3 more days left of this

@pallid garnet operation silicon storm not going good gng

Gonna continue for the rest of the week and see

[midnight pagoda]

Finally, my Northrop Grumman recruiter responded

[zealous bluff]

why did u send this

we dont care

[midnight pagoda]

It has been a long battle trying to get the attention of Defense companies 😭

[zealous bluff]

you just took up 30% of my screen for no reason

fuck you

[midnight pagoda]

[zealous bluff]

hopefully you dont get the job

[midnight pagoda]

I should just 🪢 😔

[zealous bluff]

do you live near chicago?

[midnight pagoda]

Ye

[zealous bluff]

let me know when youre by a popeyes so i can get u as my uber driver

[jagged coyote]

D1 hating

I’m honestly impressed

[jagged coyote]

is whatnot orz?

[plucky garnet]

bro what 😭

[jagged coyote]

last 2 hours were just us talking ngl

eating food

[plucky garnet]

ok ok valid

[jagged coyote]

i got the mozzarella lore dump

[plucky garnet]

bro 6 hours yesterday

[jagged coyote]

ong i wish i was gay

[plucky garnet]

i was fighting bad documentation

[plucky garnet]

i can help that

i just woke up bro

got an interview in 15 minutes

[jagged coyote]

i was fighting suicidal ideation

[plucky garnet]

for a start up

[plucky garnet]

you okay brother?

your idea is still goated it will flourish

[jagged coyote]

yh ik its fine, my mentor said wait for we will discuss in perosn

he comes tmr

god bless

[subtle nimbus]

Bro applying to every company with oai😭

[jagged coyote]

nah this was recruiter hookup

i was in what not process for summer

[subtle nimbus]

oh

[jagged coyote]

and then they filled up

she reached out yday about it

[brittle depot]

yoooo whatt

[sharp wing]

My friend turned it down for Amazon bro…..

bros side questing now atp😭

[lapis lark]

one of my really good friends was at whatnot last summer and openai this summer

but its not a pipline he's just a different beast

[jagged coyote]

so its good? lwk i know a little bit about it my friend trades pokemon cards and shit

and i think its a big place for that

[lapis lark]

its like Etsy bro

or Spotify

[jagged coyote]

bro you named two companies on legit different fields

[sharp wing]

no bro

[lapis lark]

how does the field matter

those companies are mid companies that u recognize but dont particularly care anyone interned there

like its Legit just a company

[plucky garnet]

whatnot is a marketplace basically right? i think having a good team on whatnot could be good but on average id say prolly amazon is better

for res value

[jagged coyote]

shit looks like bloatware

[plucky garnet]

imma make you bloatware

[jagged coyote]

thats crazy

[plucky garnet]

thank god for microwavable rice

its feeding me so good

🙏

im in the trenches in this city

who said its a kink

its a sorrow

😭

remember when pyrocinical or whatever his name was proved hes not a pedo by showing hes into inflated furries

crazy times @jagged coyote

reminds me of you

anyway

[jagged coyote]

wtf

[brittle depot]

yapperoni

[jagged coyote]

why does that remind you of me

this is an advanced insult

[lapis lark]

nah i see it @plucky garnet

i agree

[brittle depot]

yeah @jagged coyote ur cooked

[lapis lark]

gpt-5o gives furry bloat inflation feeder vibes

[jagged coyote]

am i the pedo or the inflated furry enjoyer in this case?

ok

[brittle depot]

pedo is crazy 😂

[plucky garnet]

thank you thank you, i feel like if we open up his history

its gonna be a lot of tigers

hes a tiger guy

[azure drum]

anyone got lc premium? can I get bloomberg tagged

[jagged coyote]

yo wtf

[plucky garnet]

thats hundreds of questions gang

[brittle depot]

arent u bengali?

[jagged coyote]

yuh

[plucky garnet]

no hes indian

[brittle depot]

that would make sense

[jagged coyote]

bengali indian

[azure drum]

welp true

[plucky garnet]

ohhhhhh

thats fire

[azure drum]

idk how premium works do u see the frequent ones?

[plucky garnet]

elis fish is great from what i have been told

(my gf hates it so much)

[jagged coyote]

i dont fuck with fish ngl

im a traitor ik

[plucky garnet]

nah a lot of bengali people dont like fish

[brittle depot]

cap thats like their main thing

fishing is huge there

[jagged coyote]

so amny companies normal mfs dont know bro

whatnot

applovin

[brittle depot]

unironically hward of applovin

[jagged coyote]

applovin sounds like a bluetooth vibrator app

Yeema

Operation silicon storm

Yeema I’m sorry

Let me do one more thing

[cursive blaze]

they no hire

[karmic prawn]

maybe the real fall 2025 was our downfall after sunmer

https://tenor.com/view/optimus-primen-gif-19605635

been focusing on fall that my ro is gone

[brittle depot]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[flint zephyr]

Anyone have experience with Machine Learning/Co-op Intern interview at Cohere? Plz DM me if you do

[unreal quail]

@hasty orchid worked there in the spring he probably know

[flint zephyr]

thanks

U mean currently working?

It’s spring

[onyx crater]

Sir it's June

[flint zephyr]

May - August = Spring/Summer

Jan - April = Winter

yo bro can I dm you?

tysm 🙏

[flint zephyr]

just to clarify this is what Waterloo taught me

WaterlooWorks has Winter/Spring/Fall sections

[unreal quail]

Jan - April is also spring

[flint zephyr]

bro what

Spring is May - August at Waterloo

[unreal quail]

Waterloo is probably different bc they got a quarter system. In the US Jan - April is usually spring

[flint zephyr]

we have 3 seasons

Like not literal seasons, work seasons

I guess that means I need to click into spring jobs as winter now

I didn’t know that

[wintry heart]

tesla interview in 2 hours

im gonna cook up some delicious boilerplate 🔥

[past beacon]

i think whatnot started fall outreach

[solar finch]

rec initials?

[past beacon]

BM

jc what's the pt of asking for the recruiter's initials instead of name

[foggy turtle]

can someone sauce me whatnot recruiter name

[past beacon]

ive seen other people do the same, so just curious

[supple hull]

x2

[past beacon]

[e-mail] enjoy

[supple hull]

Goat

[foggy turtle]

thank u

Goated

[past beacon]

but im serious what's the point

[solar finch]

i mean essentially to keep identity anonymous. think of it like a hash function. u dont want to give the password away but you dont mind giving away the hash value so that someone can identify or cross reference which one of their passwords it was

[karmic prawn]

using RO as leverage for speeding up process and negotiation

[wintry heart]

applied to my 11th nvidia role

will 11th time be the charm? stay tuned

how is wlb/pa at nvidia?

imagine if we both get selected

[midnight pagoda]

It is cooked. 1000+ applications with nothing to show for it 😭

[wintry heart]

NOOOOOOO

rip

uhhh yeah ill post a redacted one here

[supple hull]

Holy ass

[zealous bluff]

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1932895913254793451

unusual_whales (@unusual_whales)

Trump has signed an executive order to develop a flying cars program in the US and increase US-made drone production

X · Jun 11, 2025, 8:21 PM

FLYING CARS

[humble hare]

Check out this job at NPR: https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/4248377972

ok $20 hour is kinda cringe but i feel like working at npr for off season is kinda aura???

maybe i am biased

[torpid saffron]

just like npr

[humble hare]

😭😭 what do u use, joe rogan?

[torpid saffron]

nah i write my own news

[humble hare]

need that agentic written cscd newsletter

hop on it

yc bound idea fr

oh i thought it was remote

damn

their web dev and other stuff is remote

idk why they made this one specifically hybrid

prob to shadow their “head of ai labs” who prolly doesn’t know shit about ai

[wintry heart]

i still get rejects left right and center which i wouldn't think would be an issue

at this point its like what more can i do

idk, i think its up to the manager tbh. i had a behavioral + tech interview but it was pretty easy since it was java and java is basically my and 🧈

it was pretty free, three interviews asking about your exp and going through your resume but YMMV

also heard they're crazy selective

it was definitely interesting bc i go to basically a no name uni and i was sitting next to harvard students lmaoooo

talking about how they just came back from their vacation homes in italy

and im like ah... i see. i just overdrew my account bc rent is crazy

[unborn cedar]

how do u get ukg fall? is it gone already

[untold cape]

Tekkennnnn

[wintry heart]

https://www.ewgf.gg if u r interested :3

and https://www.github.com/ewgf-gg

[untold cape]

Nice nice

[wintry heart]

i love love love making this proj and will shill any time its mentioned

[untold cape]

I remember checking it out a while ago lol

[wintry heart]

luck + timing

[untold cape]

Was nice, but I swore not many games this summer

lol

[unborn cedar]

when does the app open or is it gone alread

[wintry heart]

oh idk

[untold cape]

Damn

Rich fr

[wintry heart]

i think they open sometime in july or late june

[untold cape]

Bro I remember meeting someone who goes to Colombia who was saying

First class is for broke people

And I’m like

[wintry heart]

lmfao

[untold cape]

God I wish I was rich

[unborn cedar]

do u think i am cooked for 26 grad if i only have one summer intern which is this year

[untold cape]

Just lock tf in

[wintry heart]

nah

[untold cape]

For ro

[wintry heart]

just lock in

[untold cape]

Where u at

[wintry heart]

having 1 internship >>>>>>> having 0

[untold cape]

If u don’t mind me asking

[wintry heart]

nope but i heard some people did

[untold cape]

This is to penguin btw

lol

[wintry heart]

how is that going

[untold cape]

Pretty good ngl

Been on lc grind but

Relearning it all rn

[wintry heart]

i hear u '

[untold cape]

And my ide is being a troll rn too

[wintry heart]

i haven't touched leetcode in ages, ireally should

[untold cape]

lol

[wintry heart]

but im just kinda like fuck it

[unborn cedar]

Should i go for ro or fall intern and delay to go for another summer intern

[untold cape]

Started to relearn it in c++ and my vs code just stopped working

[untold cape]

Lowke maybe try a fall intern

[wintry heart]

delay if u can tbh

[untold cape]

J&j doesn’t pay that much

[wintry heart]

depends when u grad

[untold cape]

Like apparently

It’s 86 starting

[wintry heart]

in lcol?

or mcol?

[unborn cedar]

Any advice for fall

Cuz i dont hear back from shit

Ive applide to whatever i see open

[wintry heart]

prayer

[wintry heart]

5 day rto for tesla and zon is what amkes me 😭

[unborn cedar]

Idk

[brittle depot]

if ur aws

[unborn cedar]

im aws

[brittle depot]

it could be 3 day rto

depending on team

[unborn cedar]

Whats rto

[wintry heart]

return to office

oofg

lc hard is just sadistic

[unborn cedar]

Im aws wl for summer and i just asked fall

I passed the interview

Ive been waiting for like months

On wl

[brittle depot]

very unlikely there are hards for intern

[untold cape]

I forgot who but someone here got 2 heads or smth

lol

[karmic prawn]

@pallid garnet did u get nvidia process

[untold cape]

Just do tagged

[unborn cedar]

what year r u

[brittle depot]

2 what?

2 heads?

[untold cape]

2 hards *

[brittle depot]

ohh

nah

what

its one lc

[untold cape]

Like incoming fresh?

[unborn cedar]

So u gonna grad in 26?

[brittle depot]

for intern

yeah

[untold cape]

Oh idk if it’s Amazon then, I was having a discussion about smth and it got brought up

[unborn cedar]

So ur a sophomore basically but grad year early

[untold cape]

It was months ago

[brittle depot]

the leetcode bot also has oa questions and qs for ft

well like its accurate in the fact that it was asked that many number of times

[untold cape]

150 is if u wanna learn ur dsa

[brittle depot]

in previous interviews

[untold cape]

Also like

I think u might wanna refine it more

[karmic prawn]

@edgy vine what is bro yapping about

[untold cape]

Esp if ur saying u can do some mediums

[brittle depot]

top 50 tagged

all the mediums

atleast

is what i did

[karmic prawn]

u pissing me off sami

[brittle depot]

premium

[karmic prawn]

i know i’m just messing around

is this meta fall ur getting

[untold cape]

Isn’t that loo only

Or smth

[karmic prawn]

good luck 🐐

[vast cypress]

is there a shopify server for fall?

[untold cape]

i just made 500 accounts to prevent that from happening

[karmic prawn]

average shop enjoyer

[vagrant beacon]

wait

[tawny reef]

bro this is the most generic one

💀

[jagged coyote]

crazy how much work I can get done if I dont go on discord

[dense herald]

guys am i gmi or ngmi

[indigo ruin]

PMED you

[jagged coyote]

@pallid garnet there might be some hope

[dense herald]

can someone check whether the questions i prepped for during the interview are good?

[jagged coyote]

yes bro

my workday changed

[tawny reef]

fr

they updating workday before email?

[plucky garnet]

Bro I got so much shit done in 35 minutes of being locked in

[jagged coyote]

Word

[opaque bough]

Anyone interning tiktok fall? Plz dm!

^ and summer too 🙂

[unreal quail]

Bro I am on discord less and still don’t get shit done. Actually pathetic af

[brittle depot]

deadass 😭?

[plucky garnet]

wya this summer

[vagrant beacon]

Hudson fever trading

Hudson river trading

[karmic prawn]

what is blud yapping aboit

[vagrant beacon]

Muhammad

Talla

[tame vector]

Anyone know if you can push snowflake fall to spring?

[supple hull]

Idts

Snow bitches like that

[snow nova]

fuck snow

no push no proc no money

[vagrant beacon]

Same

[karmic prawn]

im getting blackliste from pinterest for sure

proctored exam and i just copy and pasted the questions for my OA bank

[autumn folio]

are u pinterest fall

[karmic prawn]

the oa was

i got another one from pinterest so hopefully it’s the same

surely they don’t check the recordings

[native kindle]

they're tryna see if you'll do it again

[foggy turtle]

Is there a Pinterest fall swe opening?

[zealous bluff]

yes

i work at pinterest rn and can confirm

[karmic prawn]

you got me for referral

[sleek parcel]

how tf u getting proc twice

[obtuse abyss]

god i liked leetcode but now i hate it what should i do

[civic star]

bro it’s codesignal no?

[autumn folio]

can i get a referral pls

[obtuse abyss]

no

[autumn folio]

can i get a referral pls

[obtuse abyss]

im too scared to apply to full time jobs...

where are Newgrad openenigns

yeah...should wait till september at least but also pressured

ye from undergrad

might go to grad if i get 2026 zon

ya same lol

idk how people r getting tesla

fr

nah this server is full of gmis

only few ngmi like me

🙏 amen

yuhh

elon companies be like that

tbc interview was the worst in my life

the boring company

they r prolly expanding the loop even more

the one i interviewed for was vegas loop

they're also expanding to dubai

the interviewer guy was just annoying and pressuring

idk

i should lock back to my work

though this shyt lowkey somewhat unmotivating cuz they dont do RO

[supple hull]

Where at

[icy root]

fuck google meets i’m gonna kms

mid interview it goes down 😭

[random ember]

what does ! process do btw?

[brittle depot]

damn bruh what company

[random ember]

did tesla just start requiring 2026 grad this year?

for like alot of their positions

I had a recruiter reach out but my grad date was too late for them

[obtuse abyss]

Startup

Work is fun though

[cobalt quiver]

It used to add to the website so u could have a nice visual to see how many ppl were in what process

But it wasn’t great

[hot horizon]

Oh, that’s a nice idea.

Damn.

You have my support! I will send you $10,000 on Venmo now.

[icy root]

Series C startup

[lethal nest]

anyone amazon nyc fall?

looking for roomates

[solar finch]

hope not. i legit applied the min it came out

[past beacon]

whatnot out but idt it's posted on #intern_postings

just as a friendly heads up for those that wanted 2 apply

https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/whatnot/jobs/5562040004

[fiery lark]

stock is going up so maybe hiriing is as well idk

[dense herald]

so tell me about yourself

hmm ok

what makes you a good fit for this role?

lets go over ur projects to make sure u didnt vibecode everything and that you actually know your stuff

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-head-meme-cat-meme-gif-21336536

THE VOICES

[wheat prairie]

@vital falcon thoughts on meta buying 49% of scale?

lowkey a really good move

[vital falcon]

Pretty clever

Good for Alexandr

He's now a real billionaire

[little tartan]

snowbunnies

[karmic prawn]

where my fall openings at

[jagged coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[limpid osprey]

I heard 9

It’s most likely for 1-2 people max

Prob best of the best

[vital otter]

U mean the pioneer of Ai or something, wrote a big paper about it

https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/s/extjRaT9sh

[strange forge]

that's what the news is saying

but likely a lot of 7 fig salaries and a few 8, and the lucky few ultra senior leads getting 9 ig

[dim summit]

9 figures of Pennies for sure

[prisma marsh]

Has anyone done Checkr background check but living in Canada?

[jagged coyote]

I can’t wait to go home early today

Week or 996 is over

[karmic prawn]

whats scale ai email format

[jagged coyote]

is lensa just like stupid?

or something

[dense herald]

guys

PRAY FOR ME

35 mins left till final round

[jagged coyote]

ericsson?

[karmic prawn]

as someone who works there, it’s mid

u not missing out

dming this person

[dense herald]

yea

[dense herald]

man its better than no internship

the worst thing is blanking out

[vapid cloud]

efaang

[dense herald]

man it was bad

[midnight pagoda]

Thanks broski. I just applied 🙌

[opaque light]

what company have apps open rn?

I saw tesla nvdia and splunk, but I doubt they will hire much tho

[hot horizon]

A bunch of firms.

[karmic prawn]

2025?

[wintry heart]

guys if i bag a fall remote internship i will be king of the world

[karmic prawn]

what are your processes?

[midnight pagoda]

Yessir!

[quiet fossil]

What happened?

[jagged coyote]

woah

i gotta use my hands to do WHAT?

[brittle depot]

what kinda diddy ass job

[dense herald]

Idk what happened
Blanked hard, wasn’t expecting some questions, both technical and behavioural

Couldn’t answer exactly questions even

[quiet fossil]

What kind of technical questions did they ask

[quiet fossil]

Dw, it happens, I would say try practicing more mock interviews to get rid of that

[jagged coyote]

@unreal quail you dont need fall gang you need to graduate

you have 5 internships

please

[supple hull]

💀

mf sitting on HD offer too

[unreal quail]

No bro I need tesla fall or I am ngmi

[unreal quail]

HD is aura loss

[brittle depot]

whats hd

[unreal quail]

Home depot

[brittle depot]

dont they pay good tho

isnt it like solid

40+ right?

[supple hull]

40 remote ...

[unreal quail]

Yeah $40 hrly but it not good brand name

[jagged coyote]

i applied to all tesla roles yesterday what are my chances

only put prev g and oracle

[unreal quail]

Insanely high af tbh

[jagged coyote]

aint it kinda late

fuck elon companes why do yuou think im doing tihs

im gonna fail bg check

when they go to see if im still in school

submit everything as well

im intl they care

[supple hull]

Aye u started?

GGGGGG

[jagged coyote]

@unreal quail is it worth reaching out to tesla recruiters

[unreal quail]

u could but idk why u want tesla bro 😭 , it useless for you

[jagged coyote]

because if i go all of colletge days without a tesla proc

what have i done

[brittle depot]

hes doing fo the love of the game

[jagged coyote]

I CANNOT HATE ON ELON AND TESLA PEOPLE

WITHOUT A TESLA PROC

ITS A LINE I CANT CROSS

ok ill schedule some emails for monday

i think 6-7 should do it

[unreal quail]

bro noo don't to that

you are making the comptition harder for me

[jagged coyote]

ok ill do 3

[unreal quail]

i can't have people like you to compete against 😭

[supple hull]

ok ill schedule some emails for monday

[untold cape]

@eager cave where u at this summer

[winter sleet]

Issok theyll rej u after u do perfect on them

[jagged coyote]

can you imagine

id actually throw up ngl

[winter sleet]

This is some gojo satoru ahh sidequest

[winter sleet]

Stop

Ur making me feel worse

🥀

@unreal quail help

[jagged coyote]

ok i can add chicken bell peppers and jalapenos to the same tray

and then leave

how do i do beans without having to touch anything

so i can work side by side

[unreal quail]

nah bro ur fine @jagged coyote just acting werid af

[winter sleet]

I just hope it dosent happen to u

[unreal quail]

i already accepted my downfall

i am ngmi

[jagged coyote]

why tf yall so depressing

[winter sleet]

bro i perfected a tesla int

and got rej

[unreal quail]

need tesla fall or i am ngmi

need work for my boi elon

[winter sleet]

like 30 mins in optimised solution

rest 30 interviewer sucking me off

[karmic prawn]

fuck nvidia fall

[winter sleet]

Fr

[unreal quail]

nvidia so orz tho

[karmic prawn]

🤡

[jagged coyote]

Ingredient	Calories	Protein	Notes
1 chicken thigh	~140	~21g	Boneless, skinless
1/4 cup black beans	~60	~4g	More if you add 1/2 cup
Roasted bell peppers + jalapeños	~40	~1g	Very low cal, high volume
Medium tortilla (whole wheat)	~120	~4g	Optional, or swap with rice

@inland bronze

what we thinking

put some sriracha mayo // salsa and call it a day

i need it to be in oven cuz im not touching anything

[icy root]

should i take a gap quarter even if I have fall remote to grind ng recruiting or take courses and graduate in december my courses would be two random electives and calc 3 asynch online

[unreal quail]

Depends on what ur summer/fall is and if u want to return there ft or not

[icy root]

both startups that are like series c/d worth around half a billion

and like idk if ill wanna return until i’m there obviously wanna shoot as high as i can tho yk

[quaint nymph]

is scale still hiring?

[unreal quail]

Bro those both pretty goated af imo

[unreal quail]

I think they started again for fall

[quaint nymph]

do i need to be cracked to hear back from scale?

i think apple isnt for a specific position they just match ur resume to positions when they open but im not 100% sure

[novel ferry]

is there a link

are they doing technical advisor for fall

[unreal quail]

No. I am not cracked and got offer

[unreal quail]

Yeah I think it same as the summer app

[quaint nymph]

dont they want competitive programmers or competitive math ppl 😭

[unreal quail]

Yeah I don’t got either

[unreal quail]

Nah bro. I am ass cp

[jagged coyote]

phrasing guys

[plucky garnet]

LMFAO

[vagrant beacon]

Damn

This is the view of my office at day

[dim summit]

Sheesh Amazon goat

[unreal quail]

Sf so orz

[unreal quail]

U know people at li? 🔥

[karmic prawn]

i hate frontend

my github pages looks different than my local host HALP

[plucky garnet]

env file missing some keys or your github pages is missing something

[unreal quail]

Just use vercel v0 i use that for frontend always

[karmic prawn]

is it free

[icy root]

limited msg but yea

[unreal quail]

Yeah it is

Just limited # of messages per day like larry said

[brittle depot]

yea

same

[quaint nymph]

should i take a semester off to do tesla or do remote tech startup instead for fall

[sleek parcel]

wt role/team for tesla

[quaint nymph]

embedded

[past beacon]

what's the startup

[quaint nymph]

Yeha

[past beacon]

i swear most of Tesla is BS outside of AP

[quaint nymph]

some really small ai company called Grasp AI

like 10-50 employees

[unreal quail]

it is but tesla name still carries

[past beacon]

idk im always more for pursuing the larger learning opportunity

but fwiw idk if Grasp is strong enough to drop Tesla

[quaint nymph]

i have some solid projects with raspberry pis and arduinos and gpio stuff, also a lot of fpga stuff but thats more hardware focused vs embedded

[past beacon]

if it was something like whatnot / temporal / Groq / deepgram then maybe

[unreal quail]

do they pay well Grasp AI, are they giving more than tesla or nah

[past beacon]

wait groq might not be remote idk

idt pay is the right thing to chase at this current stage

it's going to be a realistic difference of just a couple thousand at best, doesn't make sense in the long run

[quaint nymph]

its like 25 but its remote so i wouldnt have to skip a semester which is the only reaoshn i want it

[unreal quail]

it not but i am kinda curious lol

[quaint nymph]

yeah one is for my electric scooter, it basically takes in the throttle voltage and plays car noises 😎

so i have a hellcat scooter basically now

[past beacon]

all signs lead to Tesla, i think embedded systems team might be one of the less BS teams at Tesla

[unreal quail]

yeah i agree tesla way better

[quaint nymph]

bet i think ill do that then

[past beacon]

even if u have to gap, probs worth it

congrats on it btw

[quaint nymph]

thanks : )

i ran into a lot of challenges, i think the overall concept was not too complicated though

i actually made a google slides presentation for it

which i can share

[hot horizon]

Ooh, I would love to see.

[quaint nymph]

i had to present for an interview at another company

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1pmAro2FsQy7lgpFvYCHYxgyPZ38IVjKw9OPPN-08iJg/edit?usp=sharing

im not sure if the demo videos will play

but its a very high level presentation it doesnt get extermely specific

[hot horizon]

Wow, that was cool.

[icy root]

tesla rejects going crazy today

[civic star]

no rejection for me i didnt apply

[graceful flame]

why is everyone so down bad for tesla

i will refer anyone

[icy root]

they do the most off season out of like everyone

[fiery lark]

forreal?

i feel tesla referrals dont work the same way tho

[glass dragon]

Hi guys! Do you guys can suggest me something for Nokia?

[graceful flame]

yes if u are good fit i will

[graceful flame]

yeah if u have a role u like

sure

[iron axle]

Bro ur already on the list

🥀

I’m right under u on that list

[unreal quail]

nah bro u should be fiending for palantir, not tesla

[iron axle]

He’s just a little busy rn

[iron axle]

what if they actually deploy their FDE on the frontlines

Anything for the internship man

[unreal quail]

just ask jason to help u, bro is a sys design god

no the jason that goes to ur school

bro he does nothing but sys prep when working at zon 💀

he def getting offer

[crisp solstice]

bro i am NOT

i have accepted that in the worst case scenario that i dont get palantir + don't get amazon RO - i still have 1 more summer

either doing MS or taking a gap

bs/ms is 1 yr if u take the right classes

the hole just keeps getting deeper w system design

and the hole in my ass cuz im getting fucked

do you know how uber ensures each driver receives only one ride request at a time?

distributed lock with a TTL

how do you handle the high write throughput from drivers sending location updates every couple seconds?

use a Redis DB

reed-is

how is the prep for u

@pallid garnet how's fidelity

do you love it

do you love being a fidtern

[sleek parcel]

real. but also pressure creates diamonds 😻

[iron axle]

Would u take a RO

[unreal quail]

wdym u should take it over palantir and tesla

fidelity is super orz

[sleek parcel]

fidelity is basically c1 in terms of aura. n we all know c1 gaps FAANG

c1 intern program is js ping pong n free food from wt i’ve heard

[unreal quail]

fidelity tho the goat in the finance game on g

all my homies love fidelity

[brittle depot]

fidelity is tuff

don’t say such things

[unreal quail]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas3dss-atlas3dss-begging-atlas3dss-poor-atlas3dss-homeless-gif-25927308

[brittle depot]

but i think i find out before next summer

rising junior

[unreal quail]

nah u got this goat

[brittle depot]

where y at

[unreal quail]

really thought the ro there was high af 😭

[brittle depot]

fire

[unreal quail]

oh shiii really, nah. trust. they probably made ro for spring bad bc they wanted to give more ro for summer

[foggy turtle]

just need the economy to do a quick 180 bruh

hows zon going

[snow nova]

we need zirp era back 🙏

[iron axle]

Your getting 1 banana

[karmic prawn]

if it helps i have some friends who work in fidelity and they chose fidelity over nike because the tech stack and career growth from fidelity is better

[iron axle]

What about future homeless

Perhaps 🤔

Real shit

I went to a park and saw like so many tents setup man

Shits crazy

Might be the future if I don’t get a RO man

[viscid flower]

so real

i was just walking to get food and saw a homeless guy on the street right outside my apartment

that might be me in two years

[iron axle]

Don’t even have a plan

Let alone backup

A week is calm, do like 3-4 weeks

[snow nova]

how they gon stop u ❓

[vocal jacinth]

go hiking 10h with no food and 2l of water and u will know what its like

[vague ember]

hi anyone got the amazon wl channel? please introduce to me

[sweet ginkgo]

is it too late to start applying to fall internships at bigger companies?

[snow nova]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[hidden rivet]

is ramp still hiring for fall fe?

dude istg the oa doesnt have any questions

[kindred nova]

dont be a ngmi and you get RO, I got verbal confirmation for RO from manager + mentor before the end of my third week lol

idk about smaller places but interning at FAANG is borderline one of the easiest things ive ever done

[hot horizon]

Well, the issue is landing FAANG for me 😢

[sleek parcel]

u got this

[brittle depot]

wym

i think crashout homeless is way better

[raw tiger]

do you guys know when 2026 new grad will open up

[plucky garnet]

if i see you fent pose imma act up

[brittle depot]

which city is hte best to be homeless

[kindred nova]

landing faang > is fairly doable from any real college (anything thats not like Hustlers U or sum shit like that)

[kindred nova]

bro gonna take ur cheeks and knows you dont have the ability to tell a trusted adult

😂

[winter sleet]

How tf within third week

[orchid thunder]

bait used to be believable

[kindred nova]

because according to my team the average intern is fucking dirt, genuinely interns are three weeks in with no changes in prod its actually disgusting how bad they are

also being super charismatic helps, my manager and I had talk about RO and he was like oh youll just get a full time offer until I told him I wasnt eligible so he said he needed to figure out if hes allowed to give me intern RO instead

idt ive shown up to work on time a single instance since ive started

legit if you do ur work and are sociable + roll a good manager/team you get to do w/e you want i stg

tbh a big part of my success was rolling a super good team

[winter sleet]

Which faang is this lmao

[wise eagle]

anyone hear back about zon fall wl

fug

[winter sleet]

Damm bro nice

[wise eagle]

chat am i cooked

still no offer

[kindred nova]

arent you the best thing out of asu or sum like that

stg ive heard about you for telling people you were legit the best outcome out of asu of all time

c1 + zon god I bow to you biggest bro

[plucky garnet]

mip master is ASU bro

awesome sauce university

[wise eagle]

wait if i dont have an offer off zon waitlist yet is it cooked tho

[plucky garnet]

yea most likely

[kindred nova]

dw bro Ill actually check for you since I have the power to do so!

[wise eagle]

goat 🙏🙏

[kindred nova]

damn thats actually you, thats a wild rep

no lowk tho after working internship I realized how important wlb is

and highk I might give up on recruiting and just take my 200k and 30 hour work weeks

more time to go home and lose on league of legends

🙏

[wise eagle]

wait @kindred nova was i baited

[kindred nova]

not saying lmao

but we were taking shots in office last week

shit was wild

[wise eagle]

hell yeah

[kindred nova]

my mentor knocking back (idr the alcohol it was sum brown one in a fancy bottle) asking me if I want one too

💀

[kindred nova]

no vro they got back to me and said they were COOKING some shit up for you

be successful

[wise eagle]

HELL YEA VRO ima email my recruiter rn and check, gonna need ur name and ssn as reference

[kindred nova]

@prime totem true or false, you have hella supporters and believers and only get haters after "you made it"

[kindred nova]

my legal name is yeema and my ssn is 736-77-4924

??? you just bullying people or sum?

how you have haters before you even made it

[plucky garnet]

sea? or nyx

nyc

[kindred nova]

yk there are other offices right?

[plucky garnet]

rest of them are bums

besides cali

[kindred nova]

dude I had nthing but supporters and believers, after I made it ppl started hating tho

[plucky garnet]

its ok im ngmi it too

[kindred nova]

@plucky garnet my friend interning at seattle tho and said all the harvard kids make cliques and there are a buncha weirdos

also the tweakers are max prestige out there

[plucky garnet]

i havent met a single harvard kid 😭

[kindred nova]

you in sea?

[plucky garnet]

the tweakers are out of the main city

theyre in the uni areas

[plucky garnet]

yea

aws

[kindred nova]

sorry to hear that

aws must be hell bro

[plucky garnet]

nah my teams goated

got RO secured 2 weeks in

good WLB

team buys me food too

[kindred nova]

we only get team dinner once a month 😦

[plucky garnet]

its once a week on my team

every thursday

[kindred nova]

nah they just elitist cause they harvard not cause zon

they actually buying you food for pimping you out to bezos

i get wym tho

im surprised you didnt just get ur peers tryna get to faang like you

Ive found that almost everyone ive met were very receptive to advice and shit from me

damn how you got so many fans bro

my boy international and I got him zon intern this yr and hes a jr

if I make it the homies gotta eat too yfm

bro need that alt acc

yo slide me ur LI

BRO I WAS DRINKING AND SPIT MY SHIT

MY FUCKING FAIRLIFE BRO NOOOOO

ur lying right?

use ts

oh hell nah it actually is

how did that even happen...

theres fairlife on my laptop screen man

fuck you for posting his doxx ts had me laughing so hard

cost of starting ur personal brand bro

LI influencer arc

dont even take RO start selling faang prep and resume reviews

tbf whats the point of posting if you dont want the attention

Im not knocking dont me get me wrong do you

[plucky garnet]

yea

[kindred nova]

why the fuck?

[plucky garnet]

it takes time

youll get them as you post more frequently

[kindred nova]

does c1 + zon handle all the recruiting for you?

[plucky garnet]

ive gotten a few

nah i got DE shaw

i havent gotten those yet

[kindred nova]

bro you JUST said "dont make it and act like shit below you"

meant to say doesnt*

[plucky garnet]

real

[kindred nova]

de shaw app is a pain in the ass ngl

had some dude from anduril reach out to me just to say I wasnt qualified for what he had

💀

I might be the littlest bro

perception from who bro

who could possibly be telling you zon + c1 dont get you in

unless you tryna go jump or sum shit

where you finding all these quant kids who shit on you

all the people w offers ik in small servers and lurking

I have spent the entirety of my internship playing league and doing leetcode

😂

[snow nova]

it's prolly the worst one tbh

[last fractal]

anyone here familiar with codeium interview process?

[last fractal]

yea

[spare granite]

i got my offer recinded last year cuz of my gpa

somewhere else

LMAO i raised it a bit this yr

hasnt made a big difference though

it wasnt great

70

[viscid flower]

??

[winter sleet]

Which company

[plucky trout]

hey i heard you got the aquatic OA, do you have the recruiter name for it?

[lethal nest]

anyone at amazon new york this fall?

[bronze lark]

I wrote a quick blog post for first those who are in their first internship but who know maybe we all can find value here. https://christopheralphonse.com/blog/navigating-your-first-internship

[karmic prawn]

yo @bronze lark you have a typo

[dense herald]

:(

[chilly wing]

Anyone hear back from Apple

Applied to them 2 weeks ago

[chilly wing]

Def will consider thank you for the tip, but wouldnt it be too late atp because I already applied?

I see. I'll send him a dm hopefully I wont be a bother

[quaint nymph]

@small timber get me apple referral 🙏

[brittle depot]

@small timber appl ref please

[dense herald]

whats the process like?

[rare tiger]

Is there a specific process to follow or I can just send a DM request for Apple referral?

[brittle depot]

are u trolling or being fr

[glass tulip]

listen to charlie.

[dim summit]

Maybe if we tag him enough, he will notice?

[unreal quail]

Not auto

[karmic prawn]

start up wants to do an on-site

can i just do a call cause aint no way i’m going there

12 dollar uber

[unreal quail]

No idt so but Optimus is like cool ai stuff also

[proper radish]

when did u apply