#2025_fall
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This ansys bitch won’t respond to me
3 weeks
And call it a day
💀💀
Use the instant response email template
nah parney we BOTH need to be in the bay in the fall time to run it up
Dude I rizzed her like crazy too
During recruiter phone
Yesirrrrr
oh
Wtf
no we got that
Nah but fr, ik someone who like
Emailed a different recruiter and for some reason
That recruiter sent a response faster than his initial one
💀
Bro I don’t even know how it worked
He got annoying bc he got ghosted for a while
lol
sure
Accepted
yo bezos son do uk if all tesla questionaiires have the same general questions
U gotta be his son like me
or are they diff per role
It team dependent not the same
Can u adopt me
gotcha ty
Nah need to become even more unc for that
Tmmrw for dinner 🔥
im jealous
Good job
3rd time I’ve heard that in my life
Amazon RO confirmed?
Damn who said the other 2?
😈
Idt snow gives ash abt zon
My parents when I graduated
Yoo that goated af
I need to make my mentors like urs @supple hull but I am stuck on this soft setup stuff still
2026 so cooked 🥀
So tragic bruh
Ur actually 996ing
Need ro bro or I am ngmi. I am still working rn as we speak 😭
Bruh …
No way
996 is for casuals
Just sleep
i routinely 8 11 7
Zon is NOT worth allat
that’s bare minimum
do you even care if you’re not in the office on weekends
don’t you want to be someone?
Nah bro need that 180k ng tho 💔
teach me ur ways bro
imma take mentorship from u when i come to seattle
brother is grinding bt101 and bt102
😂
@jagged coyote did u hear back from nvidia
where’s the template
does Microsoft do fall
Holy gooner bro
Pull up to my office
Bro that shii too long, I am still on bt101
LMAO
Like course 101?
fuck the loo
Yeah, it kinda hard to describe what it is if u don't work at Zon but every sde intern has to do it
But each one is like 6 hours long
u kinda need it to yk, how to do stuff at zon 😭
Nah there like 6 of them but u need to do it to set up ur dev stuff
Nah it’s about 1-2 hours
Set up is 6
Is the reachout from zon for applied science internship auto?
its mid
anyone had an interview yet for cisco meraki firmware yet or are they ghosting so far
same
brazil important tho
also my mentor also told me he was proud of me :)
You can also doc is up
Too cracked
Bro said he’s proud of me, I damn near shed a tear
basically RO
Bruh everyone mentor is proud of them except mine 💔
Bro getting RO 💯
fries in bag plz
What type of code yall writing to be gettin glaze from ftes bro
design doc
This basically
Same bro, we ngmi
mentors when u have a PoC 
bro my mentor is like principal swe with like 11+ yrs of exp, how to impress these mfs
cure cancer?
only in waterloo?
only for ppl who go to the univ
does c1 do fall?
no
do u go to umd or uiuc
im on 3rd week and im almost done
Just leave school and start ur internship
How bro
Nah u just the aws goat
bro i neva touched aws before coming here
i feel like a nerd saying all these acronyms
see i cud
but it’s actually chemistry that won’t let me 💀💀
theyre all lying anyways
no, my mentor is really patient and answered a lot of my questions
so it helped me think of a sol quickly
well it helped me see the bigger picture
my project isnt customer-facing
the “customer” in this case are the sde’s in my team
yeahhh
i can give a v high level overview
im generating mock data for canary tests
so the tests that run at each stage of the pipeline
the benefit is that ppl who r oncall get paged less often
can u pm me ur yubikey
just press that nice button k thx
def wont do anything nefarious
anybody else get openai oa?
when did u gdt
for fall
does it make sense to spam tesla apps
i’ve only applied to one role for tesla
but i match it p well
applied a month ago with referral and i still haven’t heard anything 🥲
Yes bro
If you apply to one role u def ngmi
NOOOO
sad
Any new openings for fall?
What’s a TM
team match
okok
and if they r interested they call u
so based on what i tell NH
i see
ok so its not as fucked as G
need NH to stop ghosting bruh
might need to lay more rizz
shoot
bro gonna get blocked
bro mercor pays 100/hr?
damn
150 for some
AI interviewing company that funnels your data to be c trained for their LLM agent.
I wouldn't apply.
I mean defense is no different look at Palantir they are much more unethical
is nasa in sunnyvale good or should i go for different locations
i dont want to be looking for housing in sunnyvale
they have their summit this week so she might ghost u till next week
oh also anyone going to the summit?
im going tmr
cuz mr altman is there
and i have that time off
Rip
pretty good, u probably want to be close to caltrain if u don’t have a car
yeah ik mfs that would die before working for LM
is it hard to get housing for fall
They are stingy. They need to hit us with interviews more 😭
any fall openings
any fall
any fall openings
hello
No
so which one is it
a few of my friends interning in the bay area used airbnb to find some apartments. Are u gonna be interning at nasa?
i did a interview and they basically said theyre referring me to ostem so they make the final call. I got a few other invites to interview as well at different locations like houston
ahh nice nice i did ostem 2 years ago. I recall that Ames has housing inside as well. I think it wasnt that good tho
anyone know the snowflake hc?
like 4 people give or take
Fall openings are currently indisposed now. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message, and they will be sure to get back to you later.
guys what are typical recruiter phone screen like, i never had one
basic intro, why that company, why you, verifying stuff on resume, and vibes usually
not taking it
recruiter said around 50
i was close
ask sajjad
am i cooked i kept saying rbc instead of cibc during phone screen lmfao
No
Gosh dang. Everything I check this chat, everyone seems to have applied for the exact same roles as everyone else.
Sheesh
is fall over?
No.
is fall cooked
No
fall is cooked
yo same wtf
not yet, have you?
did anyone hear back for oai fall?
NO
Yuh
WE are all getting OAI ft
personal dooming assistant
That’s called a gf
U won’t need one of those in 10 years when we have robots
facts u could discounts
It did WHAT
anyone know anyone subleaseing near tempe AZ for fall?
fall is cooked ngmi
How long does it usually take to hear back from the first tesla intern round?
i heard back same day but it rlly depends on team i think
is tesla even worth with all the stuff going on rn with elon n trump
damn what team?
tesla will remain a good tech company to work at (with below average wlb) regardless of politics
until byd can sell in the US practically then it's over
💀 time to short tesla stock
@unreal quail WATHC ME GOD IM ABOUT TO APPLY TO 20 TESLA ROLES
IM GONNA APPLY TO EVERY SINGLE ROLE I CAN FIND FOR FALL
FOR CS
but why , we know ur not gon go there. ur taking interview opportunities from ppl that need it
i just want questionaire bro
once
i wont even answer
i just need to see why ive never gotten it
At NVIDIA, we’re tapping into the unlimited potential of AI to define the next era of computing. An era in which our GPU acts as the brains of computers, robots, and self-driving cars that can understand the world. Doing what’s never been done before takes vision, innovation, and the world’s best talent. As an NVIDIAN, you’ll be immersed...
my beautiful canadian king
Is this what my legacy will be?
Knowing windows?
😭
yes
Fine, I’ll apply
this a fallacy tbh, hc is the same regardless
nah i think its more of the idea that theres also a hc for how many interviews they send, which would kniock the theoretical lowest stack ranked guy out of contention
is that a thing idk
tell me ur not being srs, interview resources/time r limited
bro thinks companies can afford to give unlimited interviews as long as there’s more hc
well, sure it'll probably take someone's interview spot, but not someone's offer spot
they'll just take someone who they've already interviewed and done well but didnt quite make the cut
got another pinterest OA, starting to think it’s auto OA 😭
just get referral
guaranteed
nah im about to leave my team
no i told u to get a referral
is pinterest auto OA,
nah referral is guranteed interview
I got it for summer last term but didn’t get it for fall
how bout tiktok reach outs
they reach ed out two times i’m starting to think it’s automated
how long does it usually take for amazon robotics to get back after recruiter questionaire?
The MS role?
the ML
did u get general swe oa
Where at
guys
what to expect in web dev intern technical interview
no leetcode or live coding round I think but I still wanna be prepped for live coding round
Bro tesla ap is insane
probably just javascript and gen knowledge about web dev tools
i was just asking if it’s auto chill, i don’t think imma pass
yoooo
what does pre offer mean for tesla?
is it guaranteed offer? Or am i still competing with other ppl
Has anyone done first round Tesla swe interview for fall
Yeah, but I didn't get to move on, unfortunately.
Is trend micro good experience? Got offered for fall swe intern.
ANything is good in this market, bro
Fair enough
my mentor at amazon interned there like 4 yrs ago idk anything else about them tho
Seems like they have a bunch of different teams and team matching happens later
Palantir incoming tho
Yo @unreal quail
Whats up
Can I DM about ansys
Sure
I hv a final coming up next week
Yeah dm
you got ansys?
No they ghosted me, I think @supple hull probably got the offer
what does winter mean
like
starting dec ?
theres no dates
o shi just saw that
thanks
WHEN SPRING/WINTER COMING
need to start applying for fall 💔💔
it alr happened
anyone interviewed with NimbeRx before?
I need to mass apply to Palantir. Thanks for reminding me.
I am probably going to start glazing Palantir guys.
I will start to glaze Palantir if I make it to a penultimate interview. That will be the sign of a new resolve, mates
A new Frontier!
yeh
Please dm me if you're interning at tiktok San Jose this fall!
it’s usually hella team specific
its usually two roudns yes?
is it 2 tech one behavioral?
i have a 60 min interview that i’m assuming is tech
was ur tech dsa or embedded/os topics
alr i see
i’m w hm for first round
😭
what team were u for
Damn I just got flat out rejected
I might acc be cooked for fall
Applying and just only rejects
and I am going for a masters this fall
Oh nah
they always the first to reject me lol
AMD is acc cooking me too
their ICIMS portal just hates me
not that many
but like they have a specific grad app
so I wanted to do it
huh where
can splunk push to winter?
did u get splunk ?
no lol
how many fall have y’all applied
nah they don’t push at all
is the fall science internship email from AUTA auto?
Too many 
Where do I find remote roles for fall internships
same question!!!!
everything is like NY or CA and I dont go to school there
Nah bro u getting snow trust
i thought bro alrrady got fal
anyone find robinhood recruiter rude ?
Is it possible to push Amazon summer WL to fall still or nah
Posted 6:12:10 PM. Software Engineering InternLocation: RemoteType: InternshipCompensation: $45/hr + equity…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.
fall role
@jagged coyote can you send me ur resume
💀
Anyone heard back from nvidia for the fall Software Engineer Intern - Autonomous Vehicles?
post process or applying
yeah i got the email saying i applied
@jagged coyote can you send me ur resume
Yh check dms
No bro
Did u hear back
I absolutely abhor this. I am not moving to the East nor West coast.
I would rather die, tbh.
@jagged coyote i would like to see it too please 🙂
I need it too
X2 father
@jagged coyote send res bby
Sh yeh
Thot u have already?
hi
Yo
what kind fo debugger
Like a linux debugger
i was looking through the github tutorial list and was thinking if its a good idea or imma end up regretting it
Anyone done Activision-Demonware interview process? Would love a quick minute or two!
Na
why would u regret it
Can I get it too brother
Can I get it also bro. Please
chillll i asked first
Lemme get it too papa I gotta add all of my other shit on it now too
getting it or the process
getting it is hard i think because it’s team specific
the process itself is two rounds i thibj
yall think its too late to apply verkada
probably cause really hard
they’re at hc
they send out phone screens like a couple days after the apps come out and they came out a long time ago
@glass tulip did u get tesla interview yet or nah
recruiter ghosting lol
they asked for dates in the questionnaire tho but atp they’re gonna respond after the date range i gave 💀
Bro same thing happen to me and they just rejected my ass 🥀
gg 🥀
i actually wrote a whole ahh essay for the questionaire hella rude if they reject me smh
Bro I did the same thing for mine and these mfs still rejected me
wait what team lmao
imagine its the same exact questionaire
then its actually wraps
Infotainment Software QA
diff one yeah
I lowkey dt they even read the questionnaire
Those questionnaire are waste of time bro
Nah
me and him cuddling rn
leave him alone
thats my baby momma
he pregnant rn
aint that right @jagged coyote
ye
pregnant with this project
constipated even
should company or title be on top for resume?
i do company now
bc of i have aws this summer
prior to that it was role
can't get fall can't get winter can't get spring can't get summer getting railed 4 seasons in a row gg
holy shit, gpt 5o resume is insane!!!
whats ur summer 25
whered u find it
poverty
ye lmao
We can touch him tgt
Whose invisible girl
@snow nova
yh nice save there cowboy
HUHHH
average zon intern pod
aye now send me ur resume before i get mad
also is summer 26 even out
i just need one off season to do sunmer 2026 😭
No idt so
TESLA REACHOUT (REFERRAL) LETS HOOOOOOOOOO
except i avtually would rather kill myself than go back to san jose, literal hell on earth
i feel u
what fall processes y’all getting
nothing
san jose is tuff wym
I'm saving this gif
You got a reachout?!
Nice!
wdym tuff
i love san jose
why
decent night life, close proximity to food, grocery, and great amenities. Public transport is amazing there and its fairly close to sf.
this might be the first time anyone has said this
anyone hear back anything from nvidia?
What’s so bad about San Jose? I’ve visited and it’s nice
Koosh and Apple Glazer were playing
ez GMI was playing
maatez and original ngmi18 were playing
pinx8 and posturecheck were playing
I got a Tesla interview tomorrow any info on what type of stupid lc question they ask?
@hasty orchid
team dependant. some don't ask lc but will be more system design focused. good luck fam 🙏
just my own personal experience, i'm sure others will have different ones
Why are you looking for fall intern if you alr worked there in the spring 😭
wdym
going to google
no yc at all?
If i wanted to go as co founder id have to drop out so no fall qtr atleast no google no zon
why no zon?
i could go the route where i just go as an employee but at that point i might as well go google
interesting choice
By the way, anyone know of any AI resume fine tuners for hitting high keyword matches for positions? 👀
none of them worked for me
wdym
blud is fiending for mercury
ill ask recruiters for you
Yo if u work as a testing engineer can u just put swe on ur resume
Do you mind also reaching out for me as well 
anyone done ansys fall?
does anyone know what the interview process is like for autodesk ai dev Intern
fall is still better than ever 
Nvidia recruiters the best people at ghosting you
Fuck this woman ong I pray on her downfall
does it start with a J
No CS
mine was JS
What team are you idt we’re same team
can you dm your recrutiers last name, i am tryna see if there is a consistent email format within nvidia
oh recruiter gave me feedback
Lmao
sounds like they already had someone before i interviewed
cant compete against these PhD mf
Damn fuck Nvidia
judging how fast they rejected me in 2 business days they prolly did have someone
right chat?
Shopify rejections incoming 😭 💀
yea just got mine
suprisngly i jsut got a reach out
from BeaconFire
whatever the heck that company is
stfu
I wish I could call Jensen
Sybau
anyone done a zip interview before?
ziprecruiter?
nah post recruiter
they said leetcode but if you know any specific topics/questions it would be good
when did u do the oa
last week
just got openai reject
sorry bro
if i had a bong or a cigarette id take a rip in ur honor
prolly not
Anyone here have a renege template for internship?
bruh they reached out to me too
u could say you decided you wanted to go back to school
goofy ahh company
are u gonna interview with them
it’s 6 figures
u can reneg whatever u want if ur the goat
When will 2025-winter open
September.
If you say this
Is it cooked
Will they give u time to finish school and then return
Or is it just a no
no 💀
no they’ll move onto the next candidate
Tuff
How my bum friend getting all these processes ong beyond me
Did not know Palantir had this kinda sauce
d1 hater
Nah bro the luckiest dude somehow
My friend group going through civil war rn
Nah we got jobless and happy; we got interview coder and succesful; we got cracked and no processes; we got lucky and hella processes; and we got dude who is collecting money at zon by doing nothing
I’m gonna be surprised if he’s written one line of code and he started like 3 weeks ago
Yuh right before it got famous
Yh he’s come to terms with it
gah damn u got everything
😭😭
is it still easy to get cit from gc now
u mog
It’s getting the gc that’s the problem
What’s stopping me from telling people I’m Hispanic
What sort of questions do they ask in Nvidia coding rounds (Fall)? not getting any info on internet
I can feel your OpenAI OA loading parney
Nah wtf
def YP
just LP maxx fr
no way bruh
u actually gap
probably YPing all of the actual orz ppl
yh im sorry your prev is way too good for oai swe intern ngl
and shooting for c1 amazon cruds
yield prot
prolly why ngl
i dont either so idt imma get either
react isnt even that hard to learn bro
@hallow summit you got oai oa?
migth just be rng
wait i might be trolling
bro forgot to mention this in our nightly dm sweet talk'
i think seeing if lo5 gets process will confirm they are only going for people in ex ai labs or ex quant
tragic
prolly wuant
yeah this is what i was thinking too
ex quant aint leaving quant for swe
insane quant poaching
at openai
esp crudded swe lol
who tf moving from chicagoa nd nyc to sf
nah nobody worth having is switching over
How long to wait for Nvidia offer
yeah idt for swe its worth
especially entry level
too cracked
its fine @supple hull openai ft waiting for you
🙏
need meta
i got the ref in the bag n everything
join my startup fr we gonna get 100m series A funding
i bet we can get better strippers than cluely
did someone say meta ref
i thought it didnt matter though
lmao
sheeeeesh
Anyone know if demonware OAs are auto? Ppl said yes but I’ve seen ppl not get it
dm
youre my last hope ngl
you must stack rank my bum friend
ye
dont crud
@hallow summit i convinced 3 labs at uni to use my thing in 2 months as beta testers
thats 20 ish people right there
"20"
yeeeee
if they like it and are willing to negotiate on pricing with the uni, maybe we can integreate into the ai agent they have for our advising
and then we start reaching out to other big 10s
its funy the more i yap to people about it the more clear the vision becomes
cuz i start finding things that are redundant
openai also in sf which is 

just for good measure ill delete
@quaint horizon can hook yall up with faang internships hit this guy up
I want
yum
@wispy kraken can u feed him plz
Anyone heard back from mercury or splunk for fall?
fuck amd (close enough to nvidia)
Bruh
more important than LC
yuh
what recording session
its just technical problems
then quiz on behavioral
the what
never had that
tf
is that new
😭
im a current intern i interviewed 3 months ago i never had that
how much does tesla qa intern pay?
prolly like 40 smth
anyone has free codesignal GCA link that i can practice with?
mine too😌
thats for jr dev auto oa
thanks all u bro 🙏
All US bro
ye lmao got rej
they came to our school a week ago
gonna recruit some more jr devs
for fall start
year round
summer ft and rest of the year is part time 16hours a week
office near ur school
they have 6-7 places for jr dev afaik
luis obispo, seattle, santa cruz, LA, nyc and some more idk
it was an information session , they said theyre gonna recruit people for fall start after some weeks
they already got some people for summer start apparently
saw someone post from our school
they opened again for our loc, 3 days ago
ur school has jr dev program?
gotchu
@tardy token bruh u rebranded
bro im hardstuck gold
skill diff
i m cooked for finals need to stop playing val
bro play it
ye
uc system
uc -ahhhs system
max u will get bronze 1 placed
no
just aim good tbh u will be breezing to gold
gold --> plat is kinda more aim diff
and refresh rate too
its just aim + refresh rate diff
i dont believe in utility diff cause theres no teamplay in gold-plat lobbies
u would see some breach going alone to site and fighting a KJ and rest of the team is fighting another site 💀
yea its also prefiring angles and shi
do you guys tailor your resumes per job posting?
that seems redudent if its just a numbers game no?
ngl this might single-handedly save our school
lowk yea , zon already saved comparitively lots of people from our school 💀
you can no brain instalock reyna up until diamond as long as you know like really basic macro and have good mechanics
this the same w like every fps with requirements on mechanical aim
u can get to siege gold off aim alone
i have p good gamesense and i did that to get to gold rn
you do swe roles? do you just paste the description into chat with your resume and have it change it?
but my fps kinda sucks so do u think that plays a role
am i tripping or you just asked this
yea that's prolly true but in a game like siege there's so much util you have to be smart enough to clear it out and stuff, not really the case v/ val
how bad is it
60
how does someone get nvidfia reachout naturally bro
without fucking begging and shit
oh shi yeah that's p bad
be jensens son
even then 1/100 chance
good gpu's and monitors are cheap nowadays you should just upgrade @drowsy radish
boutta cop a pc setup when i start ft
W
i feel like i always have to beg nvidia recruiters for a chance
i just recently started playing in merill lab @snow nova
they installed valorant and few other fps games there
ifl we still barely have any big tech outcomes tbh
girls getting G goes crazy
g step --> g swe 💀
why cant other faang hire like amazon ong
i didnt see any meta
bro meta had 3 morbillion
oh i was thinking of some1 else
remove Netflix its FAACG now
also that girl is msft summer + goog fall 💀
🔥
shes in my 138 and 142
now it is yea
im dei and i didnt get any fresh / soph programs
prayers 🙏
im the exception
how tf yalling getting experience alr 💀
some unicorns
bro dont jinx it
i should make friends with more nvidia recruiters
what am i doing
just email them
ya they did me dirty
😭
I wonder if it atleast gets the app infront of them
bro same shi w me
im not sure what they look for
its not keywords it seems
💀
Ya pretty much
Ya exactly
and like not even cracked exp
think its just rng atp
lmao
bro im applying to dennys
maybe then Jensen will give offer
how much is wealthsimple paying for sde interns?
crazy im gonna use this from now on
wouldve been so useful when I was a TA and people asked dumb qu3estions
wait i’m still a TA i’m going to use that
any fall
nope
does anyone know if the shopify allowance is pre or post tax?
i literally dont get why that was funny
I think it is pre and people are sad that it is so
hahaha
oooh ok ty for the info
the second part was rly unnecessary i felt like adding it
i have no sources
but it’s shopify
Yooo
nah ur good
Wait @wary oriole ur in shop proc
noooo
posturecheck orz
yeah no lowkey glean is good
all you
how can one survive a 1h interview technical
ppl telling me no leetcode no live round coding but maybe that might not be the case for me
havent leetcoded in a while, anyone who's interviewed w tiktok before, is it better to do tagged or blind75? thanks!
the slot is 1h but it doesn’t necessarily take 1h depending on your interviewer
also possibly behaviours
is it crazy I just vibe coded my intern proj
I did the same
Some falls are still open
You missed a couple that closed but they have HC of like 10 anyway
Bro reminding us about oai
u think managers care about how u complete ur project
