2025_fall

[vagrant beacon]

I mean if you work at any san fran comp you will use cursor daily

[jagged coyote]

bro brex pays so much ng wtf

[vagrant beacon]

Even scale im currently interning make me use cursor

Like to assist with tasks

Free

[vagrant beacon]

What is this company

[jagged coyote]

cursor lwk so clutch as long as you dont use it for hw

[jagged coyote]

ramp competitor

[vagrant beacon]

How much man

Do they pay

[jagged coyote]

240k according to levels

[drowsy pecan]

What’s their base

If mostly equity it’s just monopoly money

[jagged coyote]

170

[drowsy pecan]

pretty solid

Google type

[iron axle]

thats kinda low

[wary oriole]

must be trying to get talent away from ramp

[drowsy pecan]

basically they paying for a google engineer and added equity to entice them

[vagrant beacon]

Bro how those fin tech companies are so rich?

[iron axle]

VC money

lol

[jagged coyote]

ramp in comparison

[vagrant beacon]

Do their job just manage payments and that all

?

[jagged coyote]

yh but ramp seems to have like everyone as a client ive never heard anyone use brex

[drowsy pecan]

The senior engineers at these startups are genuinely building entire products

[wary oriole]

right they must be matching ramp here

but ramp mogs

[iron axle]

i think everyone switched from brex to ramp

[vagrant beacon]

Oh

Ramp intern pays are pretty solid too

[supple hull]

isnt ramp j better tho 💀

[vagrant beacon]

But ramp oa is kinda wack man

[wary oriole]

for sure

[supple hull]

icf?

[vagrant beacon]

I hate every auto oa

[iron axle]

doesnt ramp only hire like from a select few schools

and otherwise ur ngmi

[vagrant beacon]

No

[supple hull]

ramp was desp for FE interns nthis cycle icl

[warm forge]

💀

[vagrant beacon]

They hire widely

[supple hull]

my qc ta got it like in march

[vagrant beacon]

But ur prev has to be fin tech

[iron axle]

they never replied to my application 😦

[supple hull]

did u have fe exp?

[iron axle]

not internship wise lol

[supple hull]

...

[iron axle]

i did their coding challenge

idk i think id id that well

[vagrant beacon]

See yall tomorrow

I gotta speed run sleeping thi

6 hours more

[vagrant beacon]

You ll be fine man

The world is crazy

Shit

[jagged coyote]

so is #intern_postings just fucked

[supple hull]

@left wedge

[left wedge]

nah its cookin

next week gon be crazy

[edgy chasm]

nah @hallow notch ik some people from northeastern thats doing jane street this fall

yeah because idk if u guys were arguing if jane street only hires waterloo for fall

so

[viscid flower]

orz

[viscid flower]

hi moonpie

i didnt konw you were here

[viscid flower]

姐姐早上好

[supple hull]

Is that Homer Simpson 💀💀

[dim summit]

Summer 2025?? 💀

Is this a joke

[jagged coyote]

no way

are you us?

[barren orbit]

does tesla ghost after questionnaire

[unreal quail]

It usually takes a week to hear back

[barren orbit]

asked for availability for 2 weeks how can they reach back out after a week 😭

[unreal quail]

Yeah I asked my recruiter and he said it bc it takes a week to relay the questionnaire info to the hiring manager and see if they are interested

[barren orbit]

gotchu

[half imp]

I’ve been ghosted after questionnaire before

It’s cuz recruiter sends responses to teams so teams filter some candidates out

[jagged coyote]

bro if i dont get even one tesla int in my whole college career

wtf am i doing

@unreal quail you think its worth spamming 70 tesla jobs today

[unreal quail]

U don’t need tesla bro

[jagged coyote]

i cannot be a true hater without interviewing

[unreal quail]

It a waste time for you bruh 💀

[jagged coyote]

how am i supposed to shit on elon companies if ive never interviewed

[unreal quail]

I need Tesla bro not you. Don’t steal that offer away from me

[jagged coyote]

im going to florida day after tmr

will waste my remaining time

doing this

70 jobs gah damn

doesnt even take simplify

[unreal quail]

Nah bro just go to florida rn

That way you don’t steal my tesla offer from me

[jagged coyote]

nah im tesla gapped

[hasty current]

anyone subleasing in arizona near asu in the fall

[charred musk]

@barren orbit dm's

[jagged coyote]

@prime totem

[barren orbit]

My fault just saw

[jagged coyote]

yh so he probably knows whos subleasing

[glass tulip]

check facebook marketplace lol

yah ppl goin abroad and allat

[vagrant beacon]

Pull up to tampa buddy

[wanton nexus]

is jane street fall only for loo?

[unreal quail]

I think also northeastern too like any school that a coop system in place

[pseudo wyvern]

no

[winter sleet]

is brex only hiring loo? has their process started?

[spare granite]

when does splunk open?

and is there any other good companies still yet to open for the fall

[karmic prawn]

time for a 2026 process out

[jagged coyote]

No yes

[snow nova]

it's all loo only

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[jade hazel]

does anybody know how does tesla reach out usually goes?

[unreal quail]

They give you a questionnaire and after that they will either ghost u if not interested or u hear back after a week with 1st round scheduled

[jade hazel]

tyty

have u or anybody gotten first round before? how was it like

[glass tulip]

it’s team dependent

could be lc could be trivia or random nonsense

[unreal quail]

Yeah team dependent. I am still waiting to hear back from 2 questionnaires for updates

[glass tulip]

bruh

lame ahh company

[fervent minnow]

most likely will have an interview after questionaire but yeah don't get hopes up too high they interview 6-10 ppl for 1 role super competitive

[jade hazel]

tyty and yeah lowki im having some doubts so i think ill be fine either way it goes

[fervent minnow]

yeah

hopefully your recruiter is chill

mine ghosted me after I finished my loop

could have saved a bunch of time by not getting the reach out in the first place

[unreal quail]

Isn’t hc for all their roles like 1 💀

[fervent minnow]

yeah

sometimes they don't even hire someone bc most teams don't "need" an intern

if everyone's interviews were not their standard lmao

[jade hazel]

"yeah lemme take up hours of ur time and oh- looks like we dont need u gtfo"

😭

[fervent minnow]

yeah lol

wasted my spring break to prep for 2 rounds to just get ghosted gg

[modern gale]

what's the optimal grad date to put for fall postings

[fervent minnow]

December?

[glass tulip]

nah i think june 26 is better

idt it really matters tho

[karmic prawn]

when new grad 2026 coming

[bronze dirge]

ramp recruiter told me august

no

[spare granite]

wtf i didnt get an interview after reach out

[fervent minnow]

role/recruiter/team?

if who your recruiter is who i think it is would explain

[spare granite]

the first time was Giliat for vehicle software

i just got one again and the recruiter was gloria

[fervent minnow]

yeah fucking gloria is dumb

[spare granite]

oh fuck

known for ghosting?

[fervent minnow]

shes giliat's intern so if she was the one who ghosted you then yeah it makes sense

[spare granite]

nah giliat ghosted me

[fervent minnow]

oh wtf

[spare granite]

i just responded to gloria 2 days ago

[fervent minnow]

giliat is usually hella responsive

and quick

[vagrant beacon]

Oh that dude

Terrorits

Terrorist

I hate him

[fervent minnow]

wtf

why

[fervent minnow]

she scheduled my interviews within 24 hours of responding to quesntionaire but ghost after interview..

[spare granite]

fuckk

this is my 2nd time getting ghosted

by tesla

[fervent minnow]

fuck

[spare granite]

hopefully its just cause i responded on saturday?

[fervent minnow]

yeah hopefully you get your stuff scheduled tomorrow

[spare granite]

its for the same stupid qa position too

[fervent minnow]

wait which one

i interviewed for qa too

infotainment?

[spare granite]

oh wtf

nah mine is factory software

[fervent minnow]

wait

i just interviewed for that LOL

this is for fall ?

[spare granite]

LMAOOO qa?

yeah

[fervent minnow]

yeah

[spare granite]

gg

[fervent minnow]

that means they didnt like any summer interviewers LOL

welp ggs

is the tech stack golang, mysql, kafka, rust and zig?

[spare granite]

no i dont think so

[fervent minnow]

oh shi

[spare granite]

it just says python selenium in the email

[fervent minnow]

oh ok

[spare granite]

where did you find that?

was it in the email

[fervent minnow]

then its for texas probs

yeah that was my reach out stack

is your location texas or cali

[spare granite]

mine is cali

fremont

[fervent minnow]

oh shit same

if yours was texas i coulda gave you the ppl who on linkedin that are doing that role rn w/ similar stack

[spare granite]

ohh

i hope elon schedules my interview tmrw

[fervent minnow]

lmao daddy elon

[barren orbit]

Wait mine says vehicle software but it’s in infotainment software qa

[fervent minnow]

yeah same thing

youll probs get two rounds sys design/leetcode/resume deep dive and behavioral

[dense herald]

intact automation (and devops maybe?) role, the heck do I expect in the 2 hour interview

[uncut mesa]

auto reject from ramp lol wtf

maybe I should’ve said I’m 10/10 for swift lol

[supple hull]

💀

ur name makes sense

[glass tulip]

i didn’t know they send rejections i assumed you’d get ghosted

like me!

i’m lowk the goat of getting ghosted my email might just be broken

[kind flax]

same said 9/10 autoreject as well

[unreal quail]

i put 10/10 and they auto rejected too

[glass tulip]

bro why do i not get auto rejected

and get ghosted instead

[unreal quail]

it bc u got that apple aura

[glass tulip]

💀

my email inbox is too ngmi to even receive rejections

[vagrant beacon]

Ts pmo icl

@gloomy basin

[gloomy basin]

Whats wrong yo

[jagged coyote]

youre not loo bro its over

[obtuse abyss]

has anyone else got amd fall reachout or any kind of reachouts before?

the email/recruiter seem legit but the way it's worded is kinda weird

lemme dm just lmk

[knotty crater]

@gloomy basin read dm pls

[muted magnet]

bro im loo and im still cooked for snowflake

[jagged coyote]

guys are we cooked for fall

guys

[gloomy basin]

Mf has tower fall
Or citadel or jane street i forgot

[round rapids]

You’re well done. We’re medium cooked.

It’s summer. Time for bbq

[prime totem]

snowflake oa is like two d dp in cpp right

i remember i got it last year and just shut my laptop

[jagged coyote]

no

[jagged coyote]

yuh'

[vagrant beacon]

outdated

dawgs

[gloomy basin]

Wdym

Is he even more cracked now

[jagged coyote]

@gloomy basin check dms

probably a problem bank

[smoky tiger]

is palantir delta phone screen fully behavioral

[uncut mesa]

bruh fuck ramp I legit have fintech for summer internship

Auto reject is crazy

[vagrant beacon]

yh

unless you go to t20 schools

[bitter badger]

I got autorejected as soon as i applied a couple days ago and i got first round phone call scheudle email today

[muted magnet]

yo zon OA spam?

i heard they sent a bunch out

[jagged coyote]

💀

what have i ever done to not get ramp process

why

why are they like this

[muted magnet]

ramp autorejected me

grad date moment

💀

[vagrant beacon]

if you not columbia uni

you are cooked

[muted magnet]

or waterloo

[bitter badger]

i think fall process mb diff than summer cause online it says oa was first but i got phone screen

[unreal quail]

Lowkey i think they are auto rejecting everyone rn

I think the app reached hc

[glass tulip]

and yet HERE i am

💀💀

[jagged coyote]

aplied again

lets see

oh shit

denied

rip its over

[glass tulip]

wait really

😭😭

did u fill out all the short answer qs tho

[jagged coyote]

yh i submitted, the email confierming app sent came after rejected

[jagged coyote]

yh

[glass tulip]

bruh

well alright then

since i never got rejected im assuming im gonna get a proc soon ty

😹😹

[finite fable]

Anyone do sentry hm?

Toronto

[bronze dirge]

specifically in C++?

that seems odd

[glass tulip]

nah u can do it in java

it depends on the role

one of them normally lets u do it in python the other ones are java or cpp

[unreal quail]

@fervent minnow can i dm i got infotainment qa too

[iron axle]

has c1 sent out any interviews for fall yet

[glass tulip]

nah (i have no idea)

[fervent minnow]

Yeah

[midnight pagoda]

Haven't gotten anything

Not even rejections

[iron axle]

i think this is the last week

before they send interviews

[jagged coyote]

who is in brex process

[midnight pagoda]

Wait, the last week?

[jagged coyote]

there are so many abhi

[supple hull]

How to get brex bruh fuck

[iron axle]

i was told they'll do round 1 in the week of may 26

[jagged coyote]

@wise horizon

why are there 2 oas

[midnight pagoda]

I see.

[iron axle]

and then second round june 2nd

[jagged coyote]

@supple hull 2 more days bro

are you ready

[supple hull]

Yessirrrr

[jagged coyote]

the real test

the final push

[iron axle]

is it too late for brex

[jagged coyote]

no

it oepned 6 days ago

when its been 1 month then be worried

they dont start until sept anyway

[supple hull]

I emailed recruiter …

Chopped

[jagged coyote]

it is too late for tt

tt not real comapny

[supple hull]

I didn’t even apply 💀

996 💀

[jagged coyote]

bro thinks oai is gonna be roses and hugs

[iron axle]

guys will summer fintech internship help for brex

[jagged coyote]

Only if it’s ramp their direct competitor

[iron axle]

its one of their customers tho

[vast cypress]

where is the fall 2025 github repo?

[supple hull]

Fall over gng

[iron axle]

check waterloo works

otherwise its cooked

[midnight pagoda]

It is not over bois, we have to still keep fighting 💪

[unreal quail]

Bro my perfect oa was wasted

WHHHHYYYY

[glass tulip]

its not even there 💀

[supple hull]

💀

fuck

[glass tulip]

mfs just capped

[severe karma]

how hard is getting robinhood interview after perfect oa ?

[vagrant beacon]

Teasing them

[glass tulip]

man i just want a proc 😞

too ngmi

[iron axle]

Is this for fall

[unreal quail]

He’s trying steal to offers from us ngmis

[jagged coyote]

pair programming practice

[severe karma]

Ye

[solar wigeon]

Has anyone gone through the interview process for UKG?

Have you gone through the interview process for UKG?

Has anyone gone through the interview process for UKG?

[round rapids]

Nothing for me

[supple hull]

… u got intv

wtf am I doing wrong

[glass tulip]

yield protection parney

[supple hull]

BRO WTAF

[solar wigeon]

Nothing bro trust they’re gonna reach out

[glass tulip]

nah theyre not parney cooked

[supple hull]

ukg j ass ig (cope)

[round rapids]

Anyway learn your Java

[glass tulip]

just take ur scale ai tech advisor offer and tech advise.

[solar wigeon]

Also I had a recruiter reach out to me w a link and kinda accelerated the process

[solar wigeon]

LMFAOOO

[supple hull]

Need an ACTUAL internship

Market getting fucked too

[glass tulip]

what happened to ansys

[supple hull]

I’m losing it

Boutta crash out

[supple hull]

Ghosted

[glass tulip]

dude i can't even get a proc

[round rapids]

Is this recruiter call or after OA?

[glass tulip]

im not even getting auto rejected with otehrs i'm straight up getting nothing

shi hella goofy

[solar wigeon]

parney did u apply for fall ‘25

[solar wigeon]

Both, the day they reached out I applied, did the OA, and got scheduled for the recruiter call td

[round rapids]

Oh so after OA. Yeah, learn Java lol

[solar wigeon]

Are they frfr that big on Java?

[round rapids]

Usually recruiter call -> OA -> tech

They are old tech boomer. What do you expect?

[solar wigeon]

Nah mine was OA -> recruiter call -> final tech

[solar wigeon]

True true, I don’t know much abt them tbh

[jagged coyote]

now way snowflake said the job is on their website

and then lied

[round rapids]

Have u worked hourly job?

[jagged coyote]

what is wrong with this company

bro my mom keeps calling snowflake, cornflakes and its pissing me off ngl

[solar wigeon]

wym?

[round rapids]

They are those clock in/out timesheet

[jagged coyote]

"Did you hear back from cornflakes"

"NO MOM I DIDNT HEAR BACK FROM THEM"

[supple hull]

Why u still recruiting dawg 😭

[jagged coyote]

i need the interviewing experience

[solar wigeon]

Ye I think I did in HS for duckjng popeyes😭😭😭😭😭

[solar wigeon]

Real, bros doing this for the plot

[round rapids]

https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_e60d0ea8-0ef3-40aa-b1e4-f4c4117a7348?wid=475&hei=475&qlt=80&fmt=pjpeg

[round rapids]

Yeah that small machine where you tab your card😅

[glass tulip]

what do u have for fall 😭

its smth cracked but idk what it is

[ebon solstice]

I mean I got perfect OA and still no int

[thin nimbus]

My recruiter told me that they would judge my performance over the summer then decide on extending an offer for the fall

After OA

[iron axle]

Check DMs got a question for u

[jagged coyote]

im ft now

im just using the interviews for practice for other thing

ft jobs next year

[glass tulip]

shi fire

[mystic jungle]

Are there no more fall apps coming out?

I think it’s over….

[round rapids]

Anyone found snowflake link?

[frail crest]

No 😭

is it like all flushed or what

[jagged coyote]

@unreal quail w did you do

[rich kiln]

How soon did yall hear back for references after life story for Shopify?

[last cedar]

Has anyone done a Kinaxis DevOps Developer intern interview before?

[young bridge]

I got the request next day and an offer a week after I submitted them

[lean burrow]

I have behavioral/phone screen tom

[round rapids]

that's oa

[glass tulip]

yeah snowflake aint for me gg

[round rapids]

Where can I get easy fall

[deft pumice]

yes

its super easy

just a bunch of dict/array manipulation

no lc/trivia/behavioural/oop

[topaz sage]

wait snowflake link is still open lol

https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/snowflake/5e9fc6ab-5043-4309-ad9c-0ced8cda7160?_fsi=NjqNu1Tk

[deft pumice]

i picked python right away so idk

i will say the questions would be really really easy with python/js/ts

cpp would prob make your code much longer

[topaz sage]

bro no shot yall gatekeeping

[deft pumice]

and time is important bc I finished the questions correctly on time but only got ranked, and ik someone who finished with like 15 mins to spare and he got offer so

[vagrant beacon]

reopen

[forest cedar]

https://x.com/avstorm/status/1924941625433719189?s=46

wtf

Andreas Storm (@avstorm)

Block just dropped a rebranding

X · May 20, 2025, 9:33 PM

[snow nova]

so bad 💀

[untold cape]

Bro who brought the Rubik’s cube

[forest cedar]

did they think people would find it funny or smth?

[snow nova]

when is figma offszn coming out

[drowsy holly]

Block is now a Rubix Cube

[drifting bone]

just did the snowflake infra oa lol

all hard as expected

[sleek parcel]

https://jobs.ea.com/en_US/careers/JobDetail/Software-Engineer-Intern/201389

cool job for ygs

[vagrant beacon]

visa 🥀

[sleek parcel]

internationals don't have rights

[modern gale]

Anyone get email from snowflake to re apply 😭

[glass tulip]

yeah cuz they broke the infra oa the first time

[lime slate]

is this livable in california??

[glass tulip]

💀💀

[lime slate]

going to get 12 roomates in a 2 bedroom

make it work

🙏

[unreal quail]

How tf is ea in sf paying less than hd

Ea is chopped af

[lime slate]

how much is rent in redwood

[glass tulip]

expensive

[lime slate]

I live in Canada idk how much rent is in the US

[snow nova]

$38 in sac prolly ok, $38 in LA poverty

[snow nova]

prolly 2.5k min

[glass tulip]

everything’s expensive in the bay unless u trynna go to the oakland trap

🥶🥶

[unreal quail]

Nah that poverty in sac too

[lime slate]

I mean

[snow nova]

oh damn i haven't been in like 10 years

[lime slate]

u can make it work

u just won't make that much money

[snow nova]

ok bro u can make $0 work

[lime slate]

nah man ur making 6k usd a month u can pay 2500 in rent

[glass tulip]

u cud live in a box outside the office too

[sleek parcel]

u gotta man up n live in the office to assert dominance

[lime slate]

if u got no other internship why not?

[snow nova]

i mean ofc

[lime slate]

but FT fuck that

[glass tulip]

fall procs 🥀🥀🥀

[snow nova]

oh yeah lowkey that's not even the worst idea

[midnight pagoda]

Bay is a trap.

[unreal quail]

I need a cracked fall otherwise i am ngmi

[midnight pagoda]

Intended to keep you a miser barely floating

[midnight pagoda]

Your telling me, my guy.

[snow nova]

sleeping in the office prolly decent as long as they got somewhere to sleep

[glass tulip]

me n the bay 🤝

[snow nova]

and lockers or smth

[glass tulip]

mf u have TWO falls

[lime slate]

move to Houston and work at two sigma

you will be rich

[midnight pagoda]

Boeing takes forever to get back to folks

[unreal quail]

💀

[sleek parcel]

i NEED cracked spring

[unreal quail]

I need Tesla fall so i can hmu gng

[glass tulip]

💀💀

in FREMONT CALIFORNIA

🥀🥀🥀

[snow nova]

bro wants to be in the mont 💀

[glass tulip]

the mont is a crazy place to be

[snow nova]

😭🥀

[lime slate]

someone ik got Tesla engineering and he says they slave them

[glass tulip]

🥀🥀

[lime slate]

12 hrs a day type shit

[snow nova]

yeah ofc lol it's like the worst big tech

[midnight pagoda]

Based

[glass tulip]

gotta get that snowflake proc (ngmi school = no proc) 🥀🥀🥀

[midnight pagoda]

Slave me Daddy Elon

[snow nova]

afaik ye

[midnight pagoda]

Yes, as they should be.

[lime slate]

Tesla is fire on the resume tho

[glass tulip]

time to die.

[snow nova]

maybe optimus/ap, otherwise it's prolly same as any other

[midnight pagoda]

Snow procs?

[glass tulip]

gang there are NO snow procs coming 💀💀

[lime slate]

ngl I always thought he was trolling w the robot

[glass tulip]

i’ll be surprised in i even get rejected instead of ghosted

[lime slate]

who tf is going to buy that shit for their house 😭

[glass tulip]

💀

[snow nova]

💀

bro def gmi

[glass tulip]

that oa was super fun

[snow nova]

we are not like u big bro

[glass tulip]

we are ngmi

🥀🥀

🥀🥀🥀

[unreal quail]

Nah I am going to see that incoming Palantir offer from you 🔥

[sleek parcel]

snowflake?

fall is cooked

negative hc

[glass tulip]

imma be in that hc no cap

(i’m getting ghosted yet again)

[vagrant beacon]

lit

[vagrant beacon]

did you get in snowflake yet

[glass tulip]

no 🥀🥀

ghosted g

gg

[quiet moss]

are any of you loo students? got to run up the # of ppl on my blocked list

[supple hull]

Bro @wise horizon

[glass tulip]

respectabel

keep up the good work

[iron axle]

LOL

block em all

[glass tulip]

lame ahh oa

too ngmi for snowflake

[spare granite]

does anyone have a good resume they can post

i wanna see an example of a good resume that actually passes resume screens

[sleek parcel]

u talking snowflake, im talkin ❄️ 🐰 🐇

[quiet moss]

ye dm

[unreal quail]

Yo share me that snow bunny with me pls or i am ngmi

[sleek parcel]

sounds like u need a referral

[supple hull]

Nah, dms

[glass tulip]

python or not snowflake too gmi for me

[sleek parcel]

u gotta get some relevant exp, resume looking chopped atm

[fervent minnow]

try easy ones(unpaid) before going for faang homie

mass apply of course only need one to say yes

[glass tulip]

rlly doubt it

99% sure

[ebon solstice]

facts

didnt even apply

knew i was cooked

[glass tulip]

i tried my hardest

not that it matters lol

🥀

[drowsy radish]

yeema is gmi

[jagged coyote]

Easy ones are how you get fucked over

[compact dew]

truly the best

we have lake elizabeth : )

[glass tulip]

TY SHI

LAKE ELIZABETH

🔥 🔥

[compact dew]

these yungins dont know how we trap in the mont

[fervent minnow]

Nah you can’t catch feels bro it’s just practice

[glass tulip]

trapping in the mont builds absolute character

[sleek parcel]

is msft or zon more auraful?

[muted magnet]

@bronze dirge snowflake posted today if u still wanted to apply

getting ghosted by them for all 3 positions even tho i got perfect on all the oas🙂

[glass tulip]

thats EXACTLY how it is

[unreal quail]

Mfst

I LOVE SNOW BUNNY

[bronze dirge]

Thank you so much!!!

[unreal quail]

@glass tulip did u retake the new snow oa

[glass tulip]

yeah

[unreal quail]

Damm is still hard af

Can u use python on this one

[glass tulip]

yeah u can

it wasnt' even that hard but i sat there for an horu debugging one test case and gave up

gang if u don't go to the one school next to it ur not getting that job

wait is that the school u go to i forgot 💀

nobody wants us ngmis in the fall

no yeah i just rechecked it was

thats just unfortunate idk what htey want from u

not yet

u gotta let em know

[cinder solar]

I have 8 oas last time Spring- Summer and got 0 processes

[gloomy basin]

Hi dar

Dad

[jagged coyote]

Average cs Indian masters student

[cinder solar]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-back-to-the-game-front-man-squid-game-glad-you're-back-in-the-game-netflix-gif-1666426570346567163

[brittle depot]

I completely agree with bezos

[wheat heron]

Snonami

[vagrant beacon]

Oh wait he isnt even indian, is he?

[jagged coyote]

You had snowvalanche right there and you didn’t use it or snowstorm

[vagrant beacon]

Bro look like middle east, no racism tho

Oainami

[jagged coyote]

2 days

[vagrant beacon]

Jsnami

[wheat heron]

Snorricane

[unreal quail]

rip i got john dheere rejection too

i am ngmi

[unreal quail]

🪞

[vagrant beacon]

how

[unreal quail]

they only hire uiuc students, im being gapped

[vagrant beacon]

oh

georgai gapped

no way

but def usf also

and intl

[supple hull]

And Purdue

[vagrant beacon]

for real?

[unreal quail]

@jagged coyote is purdue a john dheere hiring hub

[vagrant beacon]

def

i know a dude incoming zon and hubspot worked at john deree tho

is it an agricultural company?

[unreal quail]

oh yeah ik that guy too lol

[unreal quail]

yeah basically. it like for farming products

[jagged coyote]

yh like crazy

[unreal quail]

damm bro renege ur offer for john dheere ft

[jagged coyote]

during career fairs jogn deere and caterpillar take up a good 1/5 of the tables

[supple hull]

FUCK cat

i HATE them SO MUCH

[unreal quail]

yeah fuckers resume screen so hard

[vagrant beacon]

for real

[vagrant beacon]

honeywell and epic farm my school like crazy

[unreal quail]

epic like the sofware healthcare company?

[vagrant beacon]

yeh

[sleek parcel]

which school lmao

epic is evil

[round rapids]

Is there a job posting from gg deepmind? Saw so many posts on my LinkedIn about joining it.

I’m so cooked

[unreal quail]

Yeah just apply to gsoc and you will get in

[round rapids]

How I didn’t know this hack

[solar wigeon]

Good luck bro

[tiny depot]

lol ik him too

[reef wasp]

I think he’s currently Amazon not incoming

[unreal quail]

Nah i heard he got rescinded actually

[charred musk]

Has anyone hard from tiktok fall yet

[jagged coyote]

@vagrant beacon

[unreal quail]

Nah

U pinged me bro

[blissful chasm]

I've been hearing through the grapevine there's been rescinds

not sure of the validity yet

but someone told me they did a bit ago

[charred musk]

for summer?

[blissful chasm]

not sure

just heard there's been rescinds

[jagged coyote]

proves my conjecture that tt internships arent real

[charred musk]

i thought tiktok was zon level

[blissful chasm]

they arent

[jagged coyote]

no way

[blissful chasm]

I danced in mine

[jagged coyote]

its higher

tt is hard to get

[blissful chasm]

they were not pleased

it is?

[jagged coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/lewandowski-gif-22284683

[blissful chasm]

they asked mediums from what I recall

[jagged coyote]

yh cuz the OA cant be done y 5 yr olds

[blissful chasm]

o I've never done it

I've always gotten reach outs

[strange forge]

tiktok OA is showing your screentime

< 5hrs per day on tt is auto reject

[ornate flume]

Is snow fall usually only for loo?

[jagged coyote]

nah its for everyone

[static remnant]

Does anyone know if it's possible for shopify to move a person from Canada to US?

if you say you can pay for your own visa

[plucky garnet]

ask your recruiter

[umbral dew]

chances of getting off the Zon fall waitlist? whats the latest they send offers

[lean burrow]

How did it go

I'm honestly gonna wing this a bit

[solar wigeon]

It was actually incredibly chill. Didn’t even ask behavioral questions fr which makes me think they were alr gonna let me move to the final round or they already hit hc and just did it for “fun”

[solar wigeon]

Go for it, it was super light

[warm anvil]

Do you know where the US interns are based out of?

[plucky garnet]

Seattle

[static remnant]

My recruiter said this "Our US internships are 8 month long (in Bellevue, Washington) and you would already need to be able to work/study in the US."

[warm anvil]

Ahh dang

[vagrant beacon]

which quant dawg

[unreal quail]

More money

[deft latch]

Hi, so do you work as internship at US?

[static remnant]

currently I'm in Canada, I don't think switching to US is possible unless you want to do 8 months and already can work/study in the US

[deft latch]

sorry, I can not make sense. you mean with out working us for 8 months, you can not get anything.

[static remnant]

No so if you want to work in the US for shopify then instead of doing the 4 month internship that is offered to Canadians you have to do their 8 month internship.

[deft latch]

So, what is your major?

[static remnant]

Computer Science

[deft latch]

Wow, my major is also Computer Science.

[deft latch]

So. What do you do? To be honest, I am free without work

[broken yoke]

Best response

[static remnant]

Goon

[dim summit]

@deft latch

The people need to know

[night geode]

Are there any new auto CodeSignal invites for fall

[solemn mauve]

if i got an amazon offer for summer but had to decline b/c of another offer, would i need to reapply for fall from scratch basically? or has anyone had luck with "deferring" an offer

or has amazon already hired for fall

[indigo parrot]

I heard amazon is done hiring for the fall

might be worth a shot though

[solemn mauve]

i emailed them and they said they're still handling hiring for summer and will reach out for fall

but i seriously doubt they'll reach out

[charred musk]

Wait so people can still get off waitlist

For summer

[indigo parrot]

zonami 🔜

[solemn mauve]

i guess so yeah

they made it seem like they hadnt even started fall hiring though in their reply to me lol

and were still trying to finish summer

[vagrant beacon]

Bro can Zon Robotics fall have start dates slide a bit to Aug 17th?

Cuz they said that they only have Aug 4th latest

[tired thistle]

just applied to like 50 roles at tesla

hopefully get in process for one of them

have embedded exp and incoming at meta

[vagrant beacon]

June July and Aug 4th

[tired thistle]

Hopefully

[vagrant beacon]

Those are only options

[tired thistle]

I’ve been struggling to get into the process for last 3 years

[deft pumice]

how tf are june and july starts fall 😭

august maybe i can get but eh

[vagrant beacon]

No clue

[smoky leaf]

@fossil sonnet hey president

[muted magnet]

its cooked literally nothing

[muted magnet]

omg pinterest posted for the fall

[topaz sage]

is snowflake cooked if i got full test cases for first 2 and 9/15 on 3rd question

[unreal quail]

That old. It been out for a month

[supple hull]

Yeah

[topaz sage]

i got cooked by the graph q

rip

[muted magnet]

?

[stone ocean]

toronto?

[glass tulip]

damn canadians

[glass tulip]

its cooked even if u get a 15/15

so dw about it

[stone ocean]

or the ml one

[glass tulip]

the toronto one is new the ml one is old

[unreal quail]

It the ML intern one right? That app for that released back in April. They just reposted it now for whatever reason

[muted magnet]

no its for swe...

its new

[unreal quail]

Oh wait what nvm

[glass tulip]

https://www.pinterestcareers.com/jobs/6868494/software-engineering-intern-2025-toronto/?gh_jid=6868494

go crazy u canadians

[muted magnet]

yay

loo kids are frothing at their mouths now

[glass tulip]

loo kids are abt to take up 99% of the hc

[stone ocean]

why are all fall positions in canada

🥲

[glass tulip]

bc theyre for waterloo students

[unreal quail]

Oh i alr applied to this even though I ain’t Canadian

[glass tulip]

lmao

did u say u didnt' need visa support 💀

[unreal quail]

Yeah 💀

[glass tulip]

lmao

[deft pumice]

is there even a J-1/TN equivalent in Canada for US citizens

why would a us citizen come here 🥀

[unreal quail]

Bc Canada got all the fall internships

[deft pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/loo-loo-loo-butters-stotch-south-park-s11e2-cartman-sucks-gif-20858026

[unreal quail]

Snowflake is always cooked

[obtuse abyss]

has anyone interviewed at amd for fall

[north cobalt]

anyone have experience interviewing with GlossGenius

[charred musk]

are u loo

why are the only people with brex processes loo

[prisma marsh]

damn i prob gonna get rejected soon then

they do screen after oa?

[ornate flume]

Anyone hear back from snow ?

[uncut blade]

Anyone other than loo students getting fall interns?

[snow nova]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

they're all loo only

[vagrant beacon]

real

[snow nova]

every last one of them

[vagrant beacon]

anyone got ramp process yet?

curious bout this company asd

asf

[unreal quail]

Bro they didn’t auto reject u holy orz

[vagrant beacon]

their pay is lit

[ebon solstice]

has anyone done rbc interview

for fall

[vagrant beacon]

ah i dont apply

im ngmi for swift

🥀

[glass tulip]

mf not getting autoed is not orz 😭

didn’t they already start phone screens

[vagrant beacon]

grats on 1 hc

[glass tulip]

fr

[jagged coyote]

so it just seems like maerican off szns are just farming for canadian kids

[glass tulip]

specifically loo

[vale island]

Is there any repo for fall roles only?

[viscid flower]

ramp orz

[deft pumice]

[ebon solstice]

How competitive is ws fall

Is it cooked

[crimson nexus]

what grad date shud i put applying for fall co ops, dec 26 or may 27

[grand tide]

has anyone done bitgo interview?

[stone ocean]

the snowflake oa is such a joke...

[stone ocean]

hard ☠️

its only dp everytime

damn mine was

[copper cloak]

Fancy seeing you here :clueless:

[pallid shoal]

has any1 heard from mercury faLL

[unreal quail]

have they opened yet bc i thought it was suppose to open this month

[pallid shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-hungry-yummy-nom-nom-hangry-gif-14955634131026949607

[peak swan]

Anyone knows if Apple does Fall or Spring internships?

Only heard of their summer programs but I was just curious

[unreal quail]

They do Spring but idk about fall. It team dependent though so your manager has to approve it if you want to do it

[muted magnet]

they do fall u just need to be from loo

[glass tulip]

apple usually hires for 3 6 or 9 months depending on the team

everything’s team dependent i’ve never seen someone do 3 months in the fall

[round barn]

any internships open? fo rfall

[jagged coyote]

i came to america cuz they told me tech was here

seems like i was lied to

[vagrant beacon]

tragic

[prime totem]

Nobody guaranteed you fall internships 💀

[unreal quail]

Time to larp as a Canadian

[round rapids]

Can we work at Toronto and live at Boston

[unreal quail]

If you larp as a Canadian then probably

[jagged coyote]

how does one larp as canadian

[unreal quail]

Just say u were born in Canada and then pull fake receipts if they ask for proof

[jagged coyote]

gujarati moment

[spare plank]

phoning him rn

[lost vigil]

wrong race

it's the punjabis

[lost vigil]

wear a turban

THEY DON"T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT AMERICANS

THEY WANT US TO WORK IN THE FACTORIES AND BE EASILY MANIPULATED

[midnight pagoda]

Yeah, a majority of the postings are for Canada roles for some reason...

[eternal ivy]

wheres this list from?

[midnight pagoda]

What is going on, man!

I honestly don't think so. I am focusing on both intern and full time, so my experience may differ.

Have you tried rp?

[empty basin]

meta fall is out?

[eternal ivy]

dont think it ever existed. People who applied for summer but can do Fall were just pushed to Fall. Coincidently, majority of those students are Wloo

[iron axle]

It’s out on waterlooworks

[wanton nexus]

is openai already closed?

[stone ocean]

do u guys create new emails to bypass the 2 application limit at tiktok/bytedance?

i dont even think my applications are even active anymore, but i cant apply to the new openings

damn bro wtf

[jagged coyote]

jus get fa

yh

but tt is rescinding aint it

[stone ocean]

cant i just withdraw my apps from last year wtf

im still under consideration or some shit wtf

[stone ocean]

idk but i saw bytedance fall opened

im desperate for fall atp 😭

LOL

[jagged coyote]

jesus

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-farcry3-farcry3villain-insanity-insanity-vaas-gif-26048552

[forest schooner]

every family member of mine phone number been used for tiktok app 😭

[stone ocean]

💀

hes gmi

[unreal quail]

@jagged coyote can u pls refer me for oai fall otherwise i am ngmi

[forest schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/chiyo-chan-azumanga-daioh-chiyo-mihama-sad-emotional-gif-260984130353282399

[jagged coyote]

bro wants me to refer before i started work

[unreal quail]

bruh 💀

[jagged coyote]

you go to GT fs there are a lot of oai employees

why tf you not sliding into their dms

[mellow anvil]

yeah i saw like half the intern class is GT

[jagged coyote]

whenever its a crazy hype place with low hc its always half gt or half cmu

[unreal quail]

bro i am too chopped to ask them. those mfs are like prev quant intern. they ain't giving me a referral

[karmic prawn]

anyone know the nvidia fall process

[supple hull]

@wheat prairie

wait bruh

u got call sweetnight

[karmic prawn]

idt bro fw me

[supple hull]

damn

im ass bro 😭

no nvda

[wheat prairie]

wdym

what is sweetnight

[wheat prairie]

every nvidia process depends on team

[karmic prawn]

my original username

oooof

[wheat prairie]

most of mine were 1-2 techs and then a final

[karmic prawn]

is it leetcode?

i see

[wheat prairie]

not usually

could be

[supple hull]

the dude asking for nvda fall process

[wheat prairie]

cudnn:
2 lc (1 med 1 hard) --> trivia round --> manager round

gpu arch:
2 lc (1 mega easy 1 easy) + trivia --> more trivia --> manager

map engine
implementation (lc-ish but in context of computer vision algorithms) --> another implementation + trivia round --> behavioral + manager final

tegra:
trivia --> manager

idk if u are interviewing for any of those

[brittle depot]

is all the trivia low level stuff

[supple hull]

which team were u agn

i forgor

[karmic prawn]

oof

llm data applications

[wheat prairie]

just stuff relevant to team usually

[supple hull]

tragic

cudnn would be dope

whats tegra?

[karmic prawn]

imma be reading hella text books gg

[supple hull]

interview coder gg

[karmic prawn]

nah i rather humiliate myself than use that crap

[supple hull]

i see

[stone ocean]

wtf 3 nvidia interviews ur cracked

LOL

[karmic prawn]

when 2026 ng open

[supple hull]

Pinned

[karmic prawn]

mb

[empty basin]

its not lol

[mossy current]

nah its back

https://openai.com/careers/software-engineer-internshipco-op-(fall-2025)-applied-engineering/

[wheat prairie]

GATEKEEP

[mossy current]

lol nah gotta spread the word help each other out

[supple hull]

@gloomy basin delete pls 😭🙏🏽

[gloomy basin]

Why what’s wrong lol

[supple hull]

Keep the gates yo

[jagged coyote]

goku gave the senzu bean to cell just to make sure gohan turned into a real one

we do not gatekeep here

https://tenor.com/view/goku-son-goku-db-dragon-ball-gif-3129327465965424915

[winter sleet]

How did yall know OpenAi will release fall today?

[jagged coyote]

talent newsletter thign

[winter sleet]

bro im on that shit i didnt get it 💀

[boreal zealot]

what graduation date do u apply with for fall

may 2026?

[jagged coyote]

yh

[boreal zealot]

they literally showed every email CCd on the email

[winter sleet]

What time did they send it

[lost vigil]

Are you talking about this one

https://openai.com/careers/software-engineer-internshipco-op-(fall-2025)-applied-engineering/

[winter sleet]

Ye

[boreal zealot]

Like a week ago

[winter sleet]

This released a week ago?

[boreal zealot]

May 16

[winter sleet]

yeah bro ggs

[boreal zealot]

No it opened today

But we got the email a week ago

[winter sleet]

Bruhh

[boreal zealot]

The emails are all berkeley/stanford/harvard/cmu 💀 💀

I think they are using the emails from when they visited idk

[plucky garnet]

nah i go to a small school

i got the email too

im just on their talent pipeline

and made a profile

[boreal zealot]

Oh ok

Lowk doomed anyways

[unreal quail]

@jagged coyote got that internal secret sauce

[jagged coyote]

nah i was told by @plucky garnet

and then checked my fucking promotions tab

thats where all this shit was going

[plucky garnet]

ye i get emails

for everything oai

and anthropic

[unreal quail]

you got anthropic too shii

too goated @plucky garnet

[jagged coyote]

bro i got email today from anthro about like oh watch at 2pm or something and thought i was moving foward, only for it to be a bitch ass calude update

[unreal quail]

they trolling u fr

[plucky garnet]

nah its just talent stuff

[plucky garnet]

LMFAO

[sleek parcel]

openAI is here!! we r saved!! their hc of 2 will bless us

their summer hc was larger than i expected

[brittle depot]

that’s gonna be us 2

[boreal zealot]

It was like 40-50 ish right

At least that’s what I remember the recruiter telling me

They were like yeah we recommend applicants to come from either a quant background, YC startup founder, or 1-2 first pubs! Like bruh who tf

No their whole recruiting team came to campus to take questions

Yes

They were also like get a referral

But I don’t even know anyone working at open ai

Yeah they reiterated quant over and over

Like bruh it’s some fullstack crud role

Me too

Yes

The one guy ik

Was just a figma intern

[brittle depot]

crud?

[boreal zealot]

That’s why I was so confused

[brittle depot]

really??

that’s crazy

[boreal zealot]

cruddy

😩

[brittle depot]

i thiguht you would be working with the models and shit

[boreal zealot]

Yea idk

[sleek parcel]

it’s over

[boreal zealot]

They were saying really weird things

[sleek parcel]

i’m not even passing ats screen

[jagged coyote]

only to not call you

[quiet sluice]

Anyone know what verkada fall process is like?

[pallid reef]

anyone how whats the process like for bom (bank of montreal)?

[visual basin]

nah snowbob does this

[prime totem]

They are basically doing comp programming screen at this point

mfs throwing fenwicks and shit

[glass tulip]

snow does anything and everything

but getting 100 still means no proc

yah ngl i never got that segment problem

i remember doing a binary search once

no it’s not

i’m on my phone i didn’t see that

it told me to open it in piazza 💀

k

[thorn hull]

Hello folks, when you guys are applying for internship position or any jobs on workdays. Do you throw your projects as work experience? My only work experience is a research position and it doesn't really set me apart. But I have a lot of club work and other experience.

[wheat prairie]

yup

should i try for snow fall

is it worth

[jagged coyote]

snow fall hc reached

[wheat prairie]

oh

tuff

[jagged coyote]

a bird told me

[wheat prairie]

need openai fall or doomed

[jagged coyote]

openai fall hc reached

it was stated in cfyow