2025_fall

[unreal quail]

Rip

[glass tulip]

maybe 1 or 2 meds in the bank they’re mostly hards

[unreal quail]

I haven’t updated my li since dec. it too chopped rn

[glass tulip]

gng ur li is like 30% of ur crackedness

ur spring summer and fall make u god

if ur calling urself chopped then im actually diced into pieces

[supple hull]

hd fall so or2

[unreal quail]

Hd is for the ngmi

[unreal quail]

Need snowflake fall that gaps

[glass tulip]

we ALL need snowflake fall 😔

[north spire]

snowflake fall

[supple hull]

Holy fucking shit I got a Mf fenwick problem

Idk the impl for this shit at all

I’m so fucked

[prime totem]

Is it usually a good chance to get screened if you 100% the OA

[glass tulip]

pretty sure they'll read ur res if u get 100%

i lied htat might not be true

[prime totem]

My res is just hella cpp and c hopefully it’s enough

Bit of modern cpp too

[unreal quail]

I think probab around 30. It’s chopped

[glass tulip]

no wonder we all get ghosted

[unreal quail]

Nah i think you need be insanely cracked to get pass resume screening bc they always have ghosted me

[prime totem]

😕

[quiet moss]

can we apply to multiple snowflake positions

or should we just do 1

[glass tulip]

nah apply to em all

u just have to do 3 separate oas

[unreal quail]

Yeah idt they give a shit

[quiet moss]

thanks, preciate you guys

[loud burrow]

How to advertise yourself so recruiters reach out??

[shut jetty]

do a post where you have 2 incoming cfaang roles

on linkedin

and you should have a lot of connections that will like the post so it blows up

ask mipmaster

[shut jetty]

but usually you should become just too good, and you can message recruiters and apply

even cracked mipmaster had to apply

[fiery lark]

anyone hear back for tesla backend diagnostics?

[fiery lark]

quant?

[snow nova]

snow

[snow holly]

@lyric sequoia can you check dm pls

[idle plover]

When does TikTok fall usually come out?

[prime totem]

This should be against the geneva convention

Fenwick on oa is bonkers

[cobalt quiver]

low this szn

[slim spire]

I have received several rejections from tesla for fall intern

[cobalt quiver]

i think its like ~13-18 in san mateo and bellevue respectively

[orchid thunder]

#2026_winter when

[supple hull]

I think seg tree could have worked

Not sure

[supple hull]

Will send when I get to work

[tired thistle]

Nvidia fall is better for sho

Which you already have

Palantir interview process isn’t lc

Only the first tech has coding in it

And it’s a data manipulation q

Yeah its tech -> onsite (learning + decomp) -> hm

Hm is behavioral, cs trivia, and then repeat of weakest part of onsite usually

[pure bronze]

68 roles is insane

[serene sequoia]

how long after shopify life story did people get references

[prime totem]

are you in canada

or us

[serene sequoia]

nah us

[prime totem]

oh shit so theyre already interviewing U.S?

rip so i got screened

[serene sequoia]

yea i took life story last wednesday and nothing yet so it looks poor for me too i think

[prime totem]

yea thats the last message

i've received from them

yea

4/25

its automatic

nah its over

i never email recruiters probing

i have to protect my aura

[terse bison]

it took me a couple hours to get the cisco oa

[supple hull]

What was ur sol?

Dms

I did mine in cpp

Urs was nlogM?

Hmm

I see

I have my cpp sol

[glass tulip]

what was the name of the problem?

cuz idt i got a fenwik problem at all out of 8 diff ones

nah u have to apply and get the oa and find the problem urself

[vagrant beacon]

🇿

[glass tulip]

🇴 🇷 🇿

[glass tulip]

ya

[lavish belfry]

no more fall interviews zzz

[glass tulip]

bc we're all cooked

ion have the problem 😭

u have to ask parney

he's at work

probably gooning on zon's campus

[vagrant beacon]

pranavv is too loked in

[karmic prawn]

is it worth putting paper on resume even if it’s just in at ib worst case

[hard yarrow]

anyone know of a good interview prep guide for amazon?

I have my final round of interviews with them next week and am looking to study hard until then

[karmic prawn]

like a research paper

[unreal quail]

@supple hull he’s exposing you 💀

[smoky tiger]

is there a sheet for 25 fall coops

[unreal quail]

Simplify github

[glass tulip]

its more like a celebration

[unreal quail]

A celebration for his gooning 💀

[glass tulip]

yes

[last cedar]

rbc

[brittle depot]

what role

[unreal quail]

Probably jr sde bc i think that the only role interviewing rn

[proper bough]

does email asking for references for shopify mean an offer?

[warm anvil]

As long as they accept your references I think you get the job

[supple hull]

Y’all can’t let a mf goon in peace smh

Nah

[honest island]

!process shopify references check

[glass tulip]

yo dm me the name at least gng im curious if I got it in one of mine

[glass tulip]

nah we were celebrating ur gooning dw

i made sure of it

did you recode the solution in python 😭

yeah probably

somoene just tlel me what the oa called the problem 😭

[balmy kernel]

welp shopify did mans dirty 🥹 just give the dam rejection instead of waiting

[supple hull]

im at work bro 😭

ill dm after

[glass tulip]

parney i am going to touch you

[supple hull]

this work issue pmo

[glass tulip]

throw it on the backburner

[drowsy radish]

@glass tulip you also start work mid june right?

[supple hull]

this one i think

idr

[glass tulip]

yuh quarter system

[drowsy radish]

same

[glass tulip]

yeah.i didn't get this one

looks digussting

u can delete it now if u want

i just wanted the name 💀

[balmy kernel]

[supple hull]

@unreal quail actually?!?!?

[glass tulip]

what did he say

[supple hull]

ill asnwer after work lol

[glass tulip]

i'm blind

[supple hull]

hackerrank detecs ss apparently

if so im cooker

[glass tulip]

lmao they might

[drowsy radish]

parney trolling 100%

[supple hull]

cuz i ssed to add to my github repo of oas

[glass tulip]

they detect tab outs fosho at a minimum

do they detect if my laptop screen turns off

[drowsy radish]

yes

[glass tulip]

cuz that happeend to me while i was thinking 💀

lmao

[balmy kernel]

hacker rank does internal recording and detects clicks on and off how long you’ve been typing, how long you inactive

[supple hull]

deaduzz

[supple hull]

i had to shit lmao

[glass tulip]

yeah ngl i just sat there for like 10 minutes thinking and my laopt screen kept turning off

[supple hull]

so my shit turned off

[glass tulip]

yeah i doubt theyd care abt that

[supple hull]

ig

rip snow dream

tragic

😭

didnt know ss was illegal

[glass tulip]

ngl for one of the oas i got hella easy questions tho and finished it in liek 30 minutes and then sat there for an extra 30 for no reason 😭

[unreal quail]

It don’t matter not like we would get snow anyway

[supple hull]

you never know man 😭

[glass tulip]

yeah we're getting ghosted whatever

[supple hull]

doomed to maybe ansys 😭

MAYBE ansys

[unreal quail]

I just submitted mine as soon as i finished didn’t wanna deal with that stupid shit again

[glass tulip]

lmao fair

[plush lance]

Wait isn’t this question kinda easy

[glass tulip]

but i finsihed so quickly, cuz the one hard q i got was a repeat and I dind't want them to get sus of anything

so I sat there for no reason

[round rapids]

So everyone got different questions?

[glass tulip]

for 30 minutes

[glass tulip]

theres a bank of like 13 qs

[round rapids]

Cause mine was much easier

[glass tulip]

tbh it might be but aside from that i think as long as u don't clikc off they won't accuse u of anything

like if u ss and dont' click off wy does it matter

[supple hull]

unsure icl

[supple hull]

i hope so

i clicked off once for syntax help 💀

forgot how to write lambda function

[glass tulip]

oh 💀

[supple hull]

idt thats illegal bruh

gca lets u

[glass tulip]

i mean they can't track why u left

[round rapids]

HackerRank track

[glass tulip]

it tracs how long u tabbed off

[supple hull]

💀

[glass tulip]

tbh if u tab out ONCE its not deep

cuz if u were cheating like youd have to keep tabbing out

[supple hull]

idk

[glass tulip]

to check chatgpt or wahtever

[supple hull]

imma cope n say i want getting ts

😭

[round rapids]

Can’t copy/paste too

[glass tulip]

youd have to use a diff device, which they can't track, or manually type out the question lol

which wu drequire repeatedly tabbing out

[supple hull]

idt you can import anything

[round rapids]

Also search your solution against online/others

[supple hull]

or all the necessary imports are alr made

[glass tulip]

its snowflake everyoens solution basically matcehs atp

theyve used the same problems for 5 years

[supple hull]

yeah lmfao

[round rapids]

Like gradescope

If your school use those

[supple hull]

do your cs schools use mosh for plagiarism detection

[round rapids]

Oh they don’t. They only check against similarities

[supple hull]

yuna did

[glass tulip]

sounds abt right

those arne't very accurate anyway

unless gpt geenrates the same exact solution every time

which idt it even does

[round rapids]

You guys have extra money to pay for those?

[glass tulip]

hELL no

i have chatgpt

[supple hull]

yuna has

[glass tulip]

it writes all the essays

[unreal quail]

Imagine paying money just to get rejected

[round rapids]

I even use a free version of ChatGPT

[glass tulip]

honestly i just make AI write it and then rewrite it myself lol

its a slight waste of time but its free humanization

and gpt is slowly learning how I write and now we write relatively similar

so i just change a couple things and its basically human

lowk maybe

im not sure if gpt adapted to me or I write like an AI now

either way it passes the humanization test lol

[round rapids]

Did you turn that customize thing on

They have it

[glass tulip]

yeah i test on gptzero and zerogpt

they both usually past

pass*

[glass tulip]

probably

i made gpt a tsundere too that shit lowk so dum

it sometimes is normal and sometimes talks like its an anime

its so funny i don't want to turn it off

[round rapids]

Nah don’t do that

[glass tulip]

i mean its linked to my regular email

[slender onyx]

how would they know 😭

[glass tulip]

they wouldn't they know what students are using it for 😭

lets be fr

[slender onyx]

yeah

that info is so precious to them

[drowsy radish]

dawg

[round rapids]

I know chegg would provide your info if requested

[drowsy radish]

its free for students

[slender onyx]

schools would not get their hands on it for free

[drowsy radish]

@tardy token btw didu start playing ranked on val

[glass tulip]

💀

[drowsy radish]

still? 💀

oh

gotta play more

atleast 3 hrs a day

💀

my gf threatened to break upwith me yest if i continue playing val

so yea not gonna play for a while

[supple hull]

time to break up

[drowsy radish]

😭

[supple hull]

anything for jett n viper bro

💀

[glass tulip]

make her play w u

that’s the meta

[drowsy radish]

i averaged 30 hours past week

almost ft work

💀

[glass tulip]

30 hours a week is crazy ngl

[drowsy radish]

bro nah she isnt interested in any games

[glass tulip]

on a high week maybe i’ll get to 20 💀

[drowsy radish]

i got back to playing after 2 years so

[glass tulip]

well no more for u!

[drowsy radish]

😔

[slender onyx]

and rank? 💀

[drowsy radish]

g3 2 years ago , now s1 😔

60 fps 😭

[brittle depot]

but like lowkey

if u think about it

ur playing from 9 PM to 2 AM

every day

which is not ridiculous

[wicked fox]

i miss grinding val

i used to play all night

that shit was fun asf

[glass tulip]

ok see but that’s also like 4-5 comp games a day 💀

that’s a lot

probably closer to 6-7 tbh

nah closer to 45 min

i’m including the q times and allat

[wicked fox]

you gotta warm up for 30 min tho 💯💯

[glass tulip]

lol

hit the aimlabs

[brittle depot]

still if ur winning you would just keep playing

till 2 and not evenr ealize it

[glass tulip]

yeah

[wicked fox]

nah even when you losing bruh 💀

[glass tulip]

depends

[wicked fox]

just keep queuing till u win

[glass tulip]

agent dependent

[wicked fox]

one of the machine guns was broken asf for like 2 days

[glass tulip]

the ares yeah lol

back in the day

but which gun u use depends on ur economy u can’t always jusd buy a ghost or vandal

ghosts are rlly only good on pistol rounds you’ll never see it outside of that rlly

[wicked fox]

i mean odin can be good regardless

[glass tulip]

well yeah

it’s 3200 credits

[wicked fox]

ppl just odin spammed with sova

idk if that’s meta anymore tho

[glass tulip]

ppl still do to some extent

it was big on ascent but they patched some small things

dart scans ppl so u can wallbang

odin has high pen

[wicked fox]

yea walls were paper on a lot of maps

[glass tulip]

they made the b main wall metal on the inside so u can’t slam that

[ionic herald]

wht yall know about my humble goat king sinatraa

[prime totem]

Didn’t he rape someone

[ionic herald]

bro u newgen af 😹

[prime totem]

Ngl he has to be the only person to be immune to rape allegations

His org never dropped him

Nothing happened

[ionic herald]

nah it got resolved

[glass tulip]

nah i do

just not as much

[ionic herald]

girl lied about it

[glass tulip]

yeah

[wicked fox]

pretty sure he got more viewers after the allegations 💀

[glass tulip]

probably

[dim summit]

the allegations were false iirc

[glass tulip]

he’s the goat

they were false yeah

now he’s just steaming rivals or smth

bros rich

he was back in the day

he retired this year

[slender onyx]

moved on from val

[glass tulip]

can’t blame bro

[slender onyx]

now he doing better

val so dead

nothing but an esports scene

[wicked fox]

true

[ionic herald]

ur qol increases exponentiallly after u quit val

[glass tulip]

i mean i watch the e sport so

[wicked fox]

i played the other day and queue times were significantly longer

[glass tulip]

its not rlly dead

[ionic herald]

unless u tryna get a egirl

[prime totem]

Might just be you

[slender onyx]

well I mean dead in the boring ah sense

[wicked fox]

i mean i was 5 stack though maybe that’s why

but that shit was like 6 mins

[prime totem]

But the game has become a little stale

[slender onyx]

yeah

[glass tulip]

that’s how long 5 stack queues always take

cuz u can only q against another 5 stack

[wicked fox]

it used to be unfair

[glass tulip]

cuz it’s fair

[wicked fox]

in the highest rank ppl used to go up against 5 stacks in solo q regularly

and just lose

it’s only sbmm in ranked

i think there’s soft mmr in other modes but it’s very loose

[glass tulip]

yeah

that’s just u

i play w pros in my tdms

💀💀

[wicked fox]

tdm is fun

[glass tulip]

last act i played so many tdms and kept doing rlly well so the soft mmr for mine was very very high

and pros sometimes q them q
i kept running into them

ppl do play tdms

[wicked fox]

i used to only use tdm to warm up

[prime totem]

[wicked fox]

deathmatch is aight

val deathmatch is kinda cancer ngl

[glass tulip]

dm is probably better to warm up with if ur actually being serious

just cuz its on the actual map do u can work on crosshairs placement etc

but like that’s sweaty behavior

[wicked fox]

true

[glass tulip]

and the spawns are rlly bad in dm lol

everyone spawns behind u

[strange forge]

any counter strikers?

[glass tulip]

playing val first made that game too hard

[wicked fox]

i played when i was like 12 but i was ass

[strange forge]

hahah yeah valorant is kinda cs on children mode

no offence to val, cool game

[wicked fox]

val is 10x easier than cs

[glass tulip]

in terms of mechanics yeah

the utility is a LOT different

[wicked fox]

true

[strange forge]

but yeah, lots easier than cs

[wicked fox]

maybe it’s just cuz i was a kid

[glass tulip]

my mechanics aren’t even bad i cud probably become better at cs if i played but i cba

[prime totem]

No

[glass tulip]

u just need time lol

one of my friends came from fortnite he’s immo now

[strange forge]

I've won a few val LAN tournaments without even having played ranked

[prime totem]

🧢

[strange forge]

just aiming through everyone with cs aim

not cap

[wicked fox]

this is doable ngl

[prime totem]

Your first shot is always 100% accurate

[wicked fox]

if you are really good at cs u can probably out aim everyone to immortal

[glass tulip]

“100%”

[wicked fox]

this is not true

[glass tulip]

not to immortal no

maybe to ascendant

[wicked fox]

there’s still error

[wicked fox]

nah u def can one of my friends has done this

[glass tulip]

at ascendant 3 the skill gap rlly hits

ok maybe immortal 1

[glass tulip]

i forgot i also have a friend who did tnat lol

[wicked fox]

there’s a small amount of error

[strange forge]

guy on the right

[glass tulip]

bro proceeded to hit radiant

[strange forge]

is me

[prime totem]

It’s basically negligible

[glass tulip]

dox for val clout

[strange forge]

my shit is linked everywhere lol idc

[wicked fox]

idt any gun has 100% first bullet accuracy except guardian

[prime totem]

Like if that’s the reason you think you’re not doing good at the game

It’s not

[craggy chasm]

do yall know if snowflake does remote at all

[glass tulip]

no

[wicked fox]

yea imm1 def doable

[craggy chasm]

word

[strange forge]

i'm global/lvl10 faceit on cs2, got lvl 30 on val and placed somewhere high dia or something back in the day

didnt know what champs did tho

[wicked fox]

bigger skill gap is between imm 1 and 2 imo, and then between low imm3 and high imm 3

[glass tulip]

sounds abt right

[wicked fox]

depends on how much fps exp u have tbh

fortnite is not really that transferable

[glass tulip]

2000+ of u focused on improving

[strange forge]

if you're coming from cs exp it's pretty easy, but something like fortnite / mobas arent that transferrable

[wicked fox]

also the amount of time it takes to hit immortal likely will not be close to the amount of time going to radiant

[strange forge]

csgo lvl 10 transfers to valorant radiant with a bit of practice, but cs lvl 10 is usually 3-4k+ hours

ty!

[prime totem]

Time

[wicked fox]

low imm3 has a huge skill gap with high imm3

high imm3 is basically the same as rad

[glass tulip]

agreed

[prime totem]

Fortnite is probably the most difficult game

Mechanically

[glass tulip]

yes

[wicked fox]

yea

[prime totem]

If you’ve ever played an fps yea

[strange forge]

yeah def, just click heads and you're good to go

plus points if you know how to counter strafe

[prime totem]

also don’t think too hard

[glass tulip]

💀

[prime totem]

About agent

Lock Reyna or jett

Every time

[wicked fox]

true

[strange forge]

dude instalock reyna is the way

[prime totem]

The biggest mistake I made was trying to fill and play for team

[wicked fox]

just carry urself out

[prime totem]

In lower rank

It doesn’t matter

[strange forge]

deadass i instalocked reyna every tournament

[prime totem]

Reyna

[strange forge]

if you're an aim god reyna is goated

[wicked fox]

ngl tho in lower ranks flash agents are op

ppl do not know how to dodge flashes below plat

[prime totem]

Does anyone here play rust

[strange forge]

I've tried it but it's hard having 2 fulltime jobs

git gud!

[prime totem]

quit ur job?

[strange forge]

nah but it's a really simple champ

[strange forge]

I quit the rust job instead hahah

I don't really like the game, only played it for tournaments

[wicked fox]

if your aim is bad play breach or something

or whatever flash agent is meta rn

the guy with the stuns and flashes

nah that’s breach

it doesn’t matter in ranked

it’s good in ranked bc u can just carry

[strange forge]

yeah but I gapped all of the tournament mfs

most valorant players have really bad mechanics

[prime totem]

lower rank u can 1v5

pretty consistently

if ur that much better

[strange forge]

^^

its like crying baby vs hydrogen bomb

[glass tulip]

team comp does not matter in ranked at all tbh

regardless of what rank u are ur probably gonna have a reyna and an entry duelist on ur team

that’s just the way it is

[strange forge]

yep

I think the concept of valorant is pretty cool ngl

[glass tulip]

i enjoy the game

[strange forge]

just dislike the way the skillceiling for mechanics is lower and there's a lot of bullshit abilities everywhere without actual counterplay

[glass tulip]

i just don’t have the time to grind it out anymore i just play w my friends

maybe over the summer or after grad lol

[glass tulip]

yeah that’s the problem really

too much utility that no matter how much better u are than someone in the same scenario 10 times u might still lose at least once

even if the skill gap is massive

wudnt happen in ca

cs

[strange forge]

yep indeed

I think I've got like 4-5k hours in total on cs now

but also can barely play anymore

[wicked fox]

maybe it’s time to drop my internship and school to grind val 🔥🔥

[strange forge]

just grinding fulltime internship + courses + lc + projects everyday

[strange forge]

real

[glass tulip]

lol thats basically what I did last summer

internship 9-5 then valorant!

[prime totem]

wtff

u old asf

i can just sense it

like 25-26

big unc

[glass tulip]

nah he’s facit 10 gotta respect it

@strange forge u got any fire skins?

[wicked fox]

i wish i could do this

but bringing my pc all the way to the location of my internship is a hassle

[fading girder]

verkada nooooo

FUCK

[glass tulip]

yeah i have a laptop that works so i just moved that and a monitor in a check in

this year i get to live at home tho so im chillin

[wicked fox]

maybe i’ll hit up some internet cafes or some shit

[vagrant beacon]

what

are you loo

4.0 gpa?

[glass tulip]

lol its fun for the one time

idk if its fun to keep doing

[vagrant beacon]

otherwise u cooked

[drowsy radish]

yea kinda true but if u get addicted u just queue everyday

like me

dont be like me 👍

[glass tulip]

nah i'm still addicted to some extent

i just odn't have the time to q comp

which is why i play so many tdms

theyre fun

[drowsy radish]

comp is more easy to play with friends

playing alone feels like loner

[strange forge]

I sold most of my cool stuff, I got like a bowie rust coat

kind of into battle scarred stuffs now

just hella rusted skins they got some patterns and uniqueness to it

[strange forge]

lmao nah I'm 20

just been gaming since 7, got into competitive stuff kinda early

you played fn right? I was scrimming with faze martoz back in the day

season 3 (before the chapters or whatev they're called were introduced)

[sleek parcel]

no shot

i used to play fncs n shi

[strange forge]

nice man

did you play worlds?

[vagrant beacon]

nvidia roboticcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

pls

[sleek parcel]

ofc dawg, i have earnings

[strange forge]

sickk hahah

[vagrant beacon]

has anyone done it?

[strange forge]

nop sry

I quit when everything got kinda convoluted

came back a few times for nostalgia and always hit UC / whatever the highest arena was back then

the competitive gamer to cs pipeline is real

[prime totem]

i watched but never played comp

i knew very early i couldnt compete

pro fortnite has crazy mechanics

[sleek parcel]

nahh bro its competitive gamer -> failed streamer ->

[supple hull]

how to cheese the scale phone

[strange forge]

HAHAHA THE FAILED STREAMER

lemme pull up my 3 viewer twitch from 2018

hahaha are you deadass

[strange forge]

https://www.twitch.tv/telemt/clip/CleanWanderingWalletBabyRage

i was cranking 180s before 90s were invented

[sleek parcel]

no shot that's u LMAOOOO

[strange forge]

hahahahahah yeah man

[supple hull]

@thick edge rip

[strange forge]

back in the squeaker days

notice the MT at the end pls

was part of highly prestigious "mythic" clan

hahah

good times tho

[thick edge]

dawg the int went great

idk 😭

[prime totem]

is renegade raider

and purple skull

still rare

[supple hull]

😭

[prime totem]

i still have my account with those

[supple hull]

its cooked

[prime totem]

from back in the day

like 2020

[sleek parcel]

ohh sht, wt happened?

[prime totem]

i had galaxy skin and i would scam for peoples accounts

and i struck gold

quarantine lowkey made US criminals

[sleek parcel]

the game used to be so fun back when stretched gave fov

[strange forge]

realllll

[sleek parcel]

my roman empire is daydreaming abt going back to world cup n smoking everyone w modern day mechs

[strange forge]

I was playing stretched with the read only settings before it was a possibility to change em in game

[sleek parcel]

true programmer

userconfig

[prime totem]

nothing fresh to play now until gta6

[thick edge]

just didnt get tech advisor for some reason

[prime totem]

did u get rej today?

when did u do interview

[glass tulip]

pspeaking of which i JUST had that call lmao

[strange forge]

so real

[glass tulip]

literlly just ended it

[prime totem]

with van?

[strange forge]

did anyone else start programming to make money online when they were a kid

[prime totem]

my crush van

[glass tulip]

yeah fair

[strange forge]

so they could play more games

[glass tulip]

i had some cool stuff hwen I played a little

a flip knife crimson web a temukau some calm things

sold everything tho cuz i realized i dont play the damn game and I cant be having a 350 dollar knife

[prime totem]

minecraft modder -> cracked cs major

[strange forge]

nice

[prime totem]

i literally just googled my senior year

"highest paying jobs"

and then ended up here

[thick edge]

like two weeks ago

[strange forge]

I did the same lmao, but senior year of uni

[glass tulip]

yeah ngl i think it is a bit compettive for some reason

[sleek parcel]

they mickey mouse anyways

[glass tulip]

yeah im sure all of us here interviewing it literally are doing it for the money

[prime totem]

50/hr

remote

i need that

even if its just 8 hours during the schoolar year thats fine

because i need more to put into gambling

[glass tulip]

💀

[strange forge]

I'm on 4/hr remote rn and it's dreadful

[glass tulip]

well we'll see recruiter told me by thursday or early next week

[supple hull]

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/yasinehsan_stayed-up-all-night-last-night-fixing-our-activity-7327790482086912000-8SoJ?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop&rcm=ACoAADY6GxsBswUR3m9IatvPt8gt9X2Q3rE22Lk

new king yas post

nghhhhhhhh

[supple hull]

dude my build is still running

and i have phone in 12 minutes

[prime totem]

hes so fine

[supple hull]

ts cooked

[glass tulip]

gng its a mickey phone

[supple hull]

fr, his hairline makes me cream

[supple hull]

😭

[glass tulip]

literally just talked to her for like 10 minutes

[supple hull]

is she bad 💀

[glass tulip]

she was lowk bad ngl

LMAOOO

[supple hull]

LMFAOOOOOO

[prime totem]

yes

lowkey

[supple hull]

great minds think alike

[prime totem]

acquired taste maybe

[glass tulip]

we're all on the samge page

[supple hull]

@glass tulip did u larp cp

[glass tulip]

literal seconds in between

[glass tulip]

not really just said codeforces and lc

[supple hull]

valid

[glass tulip]

nad hten hackathon stuff that I actually manage and do

can't larp muhc more than that thats a bit much

[supple hull]

imma say i just moved to cf

[glass tulip]

ye just say ur 1620 elo or smth

[supple hull]

fuck

[glass tulip]

thats chill

[supple hull]

build failed

[supple hull]

for lc or cf

[glass tulip]

whichever idk

[supple hull]

inst 1600 cf like

[glass tulip]

theyre not gonna crosscheck

[supple hull]

lc hards

💀

[sleek parcel]

real asl. outlier has bonuses too. the tasks were easy n they still had to beg ppl to do them

[glass tulip]

doable

[supple hull]

not for me 💀

[glass tulip]

its not like theyre gonna ask u to solve the problem gng

just say smth

[supple hull]

tru tru

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/isagi-blue-lock-football-soccer-anime-gif-27231599

[glass tulip]

mf who are you

[supple hull]

haskel

[glass tulip]

haskell is for the goats

[sleek parcel]

bro made me do a double take

[glass tulip]

theres a reason tesla has a haskell role

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-gates-rbs-intro-rap-hip-hop-hiphop-gif-12113363228333707274

[glass tulip]

go play counter strike or smth

u goon

[prime totem]

ocaml? kill two birds with one stone?

[glass tulip]

wb racket

i know racket

😹

[sleek parcel]

but the scuffed thing is that u don't get paid during the "learning/training" phase n u can get cut form projects at any time. once missed out on $100 bc they cut me mid fking task

[prime totem]

racket is crazy

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/oç-fatih-fatihi-sikmek-sikmeye-gif-20546394

[unreal quail]

@glass tulip was most of yours just an info session bc we lowkey spent only 5 min asking questions and rest was about the internship

[glass tulip]

lmao the professor who teaches the course did his masters at northeastern and contributed to the language

thats the only reason

[glass tulip]

yup

its a mickey call idk how they base off who to give offers to

im hoping theres no real hc and they just give it to us all

[snow nova]

type type type type type

[unreal quail]

Probably they go hard on the oa

[glass tulip]

i aced that oa no cap

ezpz

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-gif-523038869044733220

[glass tulip]

mf why are u still here

[snow nova]

[glass tulip]

oh HELL no

[snow nova]

[glass tulip]

[unreal quail]

Did she ask if you could start this Thurs too?

[supple hull]

🍌

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-blush-anime-girl-blush-embarrassed-embarrassed-anime-gif-2416657370084164827

[snow nova]

[glass tulip]

nah she said she'd let me know by thursday or early next week

[supple hull]

[glass tulip]

i think ur recruiter was a bit too much of a goon ngl

[supple wren]

bro u from my school 💀

[unreal quail]

Nah I fuck with ny guy

[supple hull]

what does this even mean gng 💀

[glass tulip]

ours is better

nah im trolling

[supple hull]

i hope

[glass tulip]

W school

[supple hull]

she looks bad

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-ant-with-bindle-sad-ant-ant-sad-so-sad-gif-27445701

[icy root]

nah he's from mine

[supple hull]

nah, we talking about u gng

[glass tulip]

all yall from the same school 😹

[prime totem]

our goat van

how much have u made

[glass tulip]

van give us offers 🙏🏼

[prime totem]

pocket watch

[young lily]

[glass tulip]

i'm going to touch you

[icy root]

nah its different trust

[glass tulip]

how the hell do we have a mutual friend

[snow nova]

[dense herald]

small world

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/infinite-bobux-roblox-lil-baby-rich-money-gif-19756974

[glass tulip]

😹

[dense herald]

ok guys whats the interview process for shopify intern

[glass tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-storm-lightning-cloudy-gif-17607709

[icy root]

I have no clue

[young lily]

proc -> reject

[supple hull]

https://tenor.com/view/mewhengoon-goon-awooga-gif-15322208845596071762

[glass tulip]

^

[dense herald]

no fr

[snow nova]

[glass tulip]

pair programming w ai -> life story -> references or smth

no idea what any of it means

[supple hull]

whats the shopify process

[dense herald]

pair programming im guessing ur vibe coding with someone else or smth

[glass tulip]

ur vibe coding w the ai

if u don't use ai to solve it u deadass fail

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-process-brandon-the-ms-pat-show-theres-a-process-its-a-procedure-gif-22509764

[strange forge]

that's kind of a good process too ngl

if they want 10x engineers

the best use ai for any easy tasks

[dense herald]

i cant tell if ur dead serious

[snow nova]

references -> offer -> background check -> wanted by interpol -> rescind

[supple wren]

bro dedass i got ghosted from shop

[dense herald]

or if ur joking

[glass tulip]

im serious

[dense herald]

wow ok

[glass tulip]

nah i lied this is the real process

[dense herald]

well thx

[prime totem]

r u U.S?

or canada

sad

[wicked fox]

what kind of task is it

[prime totem]

why no interview from shopify for me

[glass tulip]

idk some oop i think

[dense herald]

the heck do they even ask

[glass tulip]

its apparently rlly easy

[dense herald]

like basic SWE stuff?

[glass tulip]

but u just have to use a

ai

[unreal quail]

Stop cheating

[dense herald]

man i pray that i get an internship

[supple hull]

bro where the fuck is she

[glass tulip]

yield protection

[unreal quail]

Mine was like min or 2 late

[glass tulip]

lmao she joined a bit late for me too

[dense herald]

nice pfp bro

[strange forge]

xD

[glass tulip]

she locked in

[wicked fox]

like doable without ai but they make you use it or like not doable without using ai?

[supple hull]

damn

[glass tulip]

the former

[supple hull]

damn

[wicked fox]

how many tech advisor interns does scale even take every season

[glass tulip]

who knows lmao

somehow we all got the proc

so hopefully a lot

[wicked fox]

i swear i see a lot on linkedin at least

[glass tulip]

yeah hoping its not too strict

kind of a mickey role anyway

[strange forge]

what does techadvisor even do

why would they hire interns as advisors

[glass tulip]

solve leetcode problems to train an ai

[supple wren]

they advise u on which tech stack to use

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-12986085083782148824

[glass tulip]

i am going to touch you

[unreal quail]

They fine tune gen ai to solve olympiad problems

[strange forge]

oh okay sick that makes more sense

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/on-m-gif-8199348839449782040

[snow nova]

[glass tulip]

someone ban this fool

[prime totem]

wait if ur paid by hour

shouldnt u just

take a long time

[young lily]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/998216133129814016/1042982184354578494/0750537D-D2B2-410D-ABD3-BC23EB69544E.gif?width=478&height=683

[snow nova]

im on it

[glass tulip]

ty

(you have no power)

[strange forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cooking-fries-ai-cat-mcdonald's-gif-15253947472684078251

so me

[snow nova]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ban-pubg-lite-banned-rainbow-gif-16212382

[glass tulip]

get fucked

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[glass tulip]

fuck he's still here

[young lily]

https://tenor.com/view/soul-to-call-stc-marcus-mendoza-good-night-pookie-gif-638629655523212073

[supple hull]

gg

not getting ti

im stack diffed

5-20hrs a week is such free eats tho fuck

i threw in project euler too 💀

[drowsy radish]

?

💀

[glass tulip]

what

what happened gng

did u not rizz up van

[supple hull]

nah i did

she was giggling n shit

but like

[glass tulip]

lol

[supple hull]

its stack ranked based off cp exp

and i have none

[glass tulip]

oh is it

yeah then we're all cooked

[supple hull]

she didnt say explicitly

but it def is

💀

[glass tulip]

she just kept mixing up "if we move forward" and "when we move forward with you" for me lol

kept confusing me

[supple hull]

yeah lmao

its stack ranked to manager

[glass tulip]

yeah we're cooked

oh well its fine

[supple hull]

need to clutch ansys or cisco

[glass tulip]

cisco is as cooked as snow bruh

[supple hull]

yeah ...

[glass tulip]

damn ghosting companies

[supple hull]

just need ansys to clutch

[glass tulip]

ty shi

i believe in u

[supple hull]

did u larp cp on the app

[glass tulip]

i think i clikced on some random shit on accident yeah lol

[supple hull]

💀

[glass tulip]

don't remember

[supple hull]

she called me out on it

[glass tulip]

LMAO wait fr

[supple hull]

she was like "can you tell me about your usaco experience"

💀

shoulda said plat

[drowsy radish]

wtf no

[glass tulip]

she just asked me to tlak abt general stuff

[prime totem]

ah

she said i would get an update

this week

[glass tulip]

so i just said my normal speech

[prime totem]

like she would pass my shit to hiring manager

[glass tulip]

and talked abt hackathons at the end

[prime totem]

or wtv

[glass tulip]

yeah same spheal

[supple hull]

hopefully we get

[glass tulip]

she just said "when we move forward" one or two times in between probabyl on accident

[supple hull]

20h/w is free eats dude

[glass tulip]

its not a gurantee

[glass tulip]

fr

[supple hull]

thats 4k / m

[glass tulip]

too bad we're all not competitive programmers

we're at the bottom of the stack

😭

nah i think shes just a nice person unfortunately

[supple hull]

yeah no dip 💀

thats her job 😭

[glass tulip]

lmao

[prime totem]

thats why im thinking it probably isnt easy to get ur shit approved or something

[supple hull]

makes sense

[glass tulip]

yeah its a mickey job but it pays so much

theres unfortuntaely probabyl a high bar

but we will see

she also did say they'd have to check my incoming w legal to make sure it was doable 💀

but tbh i doubt thats an issue cuz if it wasn't doable in the first place i wud have wanted to know so all g

[supple hull]

i didnt tell her im at zon 💀

[glass tulip]

wasn't it on ur res

[supple hull]

i think so 💀

[glass tulip]

lmao then its fine

if that pushes me down the stack then so be it idrc

[dense herald]

guys any tips on how to crack thru a company with 2 weeks of prep

i feel like im finished

[latent saffron]

wait i hav the scale call soon

what am i gonna get grilled on

[glass tulip]

and if it wasn't possible to do in the first place thats alos fine cuz otherwise i wud have cooked my ro chances anyway

[glass tulip]

comp experience gl

[latent saffron]

oh

is she like whats ur rating

type shit

[glass tulip]

maybe

[supple hull]

yeah

[latent saffron]

oh.

[glass tulip]

she cud be specific or she cud be more general depends

[supple hull]

she bad

dont get lost in the sauce

stay strong

[glass tulip]

parney did u just say "oh i checked usaco on accident" 💀

[latent saffron]

HELP

[glass tulip]

lmao hella real

[brittle depot]

whats her name

[latent saffron]

like she a baddie

[glass tulip]

she actually is bad tho

[brittle depot]

asking for a friend

[latent saffron]

oh i stalked her linkedin

[supple hull]

nah

[latent saffron]

she is

[glass tulip]

yerrr

[strange forge]

who

[latent saffron]

im a girl so its fine

but i too

get lost in

the sauce for fine

[glass tulip]

shi

lock in regardless

[supple hull]

oh shi

[latent saffron]

im cooked

[glass tulip]

ah you'll be fine

its a mickey call

[latent saffron]

😺

[sleek parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-kumalala-kumala-savesta-kumalala-kumala-savesta-thoms-gif-25640161

[latent saffron]

i dont even remember what i checked

HLEP

[glass tulip]

yeah just hope she doesnt' ask u abt it lmao

i checked random shit but she didnt' ask

[sleek parcel]

BROOO I CHECKED USACO

its over

[glass tulip]

yeah we're all cooked

gg

[strange forge]

start up usaco now

😭

[latent saffron]

me when i miss every time usaco is run

[glass tulip]

ty shi

[sleek parcel]

how hard is usaco gold/plat

[glass tulip]

its fine just yap

the call is not that deep

what was he supposed to say 😭

[supple hull]

what would i have said dawg 💀

yeah im usaco plat 💀

[glass tulip]

i wud have done the exact same thing if she asked me

[supple hull]

https://tenor.com/view/think-mark-invincible-omniman-gif-21416554

[glass tulip]

nah thats in too deep

not worth it

ight bro

💀

[supple hull]

💀

lmfao

this weird af

im purging

what is wrong with me

[glass tulip]

lets just move on

we'll see what happens later this week

[unreal quail]

Tech Advisor rejection incoming

[glass tulip]

if so all good

we'll all be fine

you would think

[unreal quail]

Hopefully otherwise we ngmi

[glass tulip]

lets hope so lol

tbh we're overthinking this lmao

[supple hull]

yeah

lets j goon to @plucky garnet

[plucky garnet]

What I do

3/5 finals done

[glass tulip]

its a 15 minute phone call where the interviewer explains the position then u just talk abt ur comp programming experience and thats it lmao

i mean i guess

they rlly cant gain any info from it so it is a glorified vibe check lol

[supple hull]

its stacked based on OA and cp exp

[errant rock]

Did u get ur offer letter yet

[glass tulip]

i just had the call today lmao

[prime totem]

kylie jenner crying. i clicked the wrong gif

[errant rock]

Oh bruh I thought u got accepted already

[glass tulip]

nah

we'll see

we're talking abt ts way too much

[supple hull]

fr we should focus on gooning to @elder arch

huhhhh 💀

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

mmmmmm

[vagrant beacon]

sigma man

holy orz

im cooked

[supple hull]

https://tenor.com/view/butt-minion-despicable-me-gif-10193757

@elder arch

why urs kidna like this

[unreal quail]

Damm minions got more cake than toads @gloomy basin

[supple hull]

💀

[maiden iron]

Has anyone done their shopify LS last week and hasn't received any references yet?

[raw tiger]

does snowflake only hire from top universities

[prime totem]

yep

no mit dont apply