thank you for the copy pasta yuji
#2025_fall
unreal quail
plucky garnet
thank you for the copy pasta yuji
yw
@wheat prairie im so sorry
ngl i had a dream last week that i had brain cancer
went to the doc, got diagnosed with migraines
sleek parcel
we r at the top of her list right, like me n u 
midnight pagoda
Wish me the best guys. I have Boeing and a startup interview today 😬
dense crane
drowsy pecan
Recruiters be telling this to everyone 😭
plucky garnet
Recruiters be telling this to everyone 😭
Yea 😭
sick crescent
you’re so cooked
vapid cloud
july seems late
lost vigil
that's cause i'm trolling
july ending is when summer internships start opening up
but fall internships are already being posted as we speak
like a lot
spare granite
Is 2500/mo even legal in canada
zinc spoke
Is 2500/mo even legal in canada
for part time yeah
lost vigil
During the Triassic period
yea
No i'm a super senior
😂
super senior seems fun ngl
being 22 and still going to frat parties
hitting on 18 year olds
yeah
i am
broken yoke
hitting on 18 year olds
You don’t need to be a super senior to do that
vagrant beacon
bro
marble ember
Anyone get shop ls today?
unreal quail
super senior seems fun ngl
@plucky garnet this you
sleek parcel
hitting on 18 year olds
plucky garnet
<@508652734510006273> this you
Yo bro you’re 47 hanging out with undergrads
Don’t deflect
midnight pagoda
I fumbled my Boeing interview so hard. Screw me....
brittle depot
I fumbled my Boeing interview so hard. Screw me....
what happened
midnight pagoda
Cognitive exhaustion. I couldn't articulate my words and technical verbiage correctly. It was a behavioral today.
spare granite
where are the fall postings
literally nothing has opened in the past 5 days
or is the github list not updated
slender onyx
<@508652734510006273> this you
🪞
round rapids
Cognitive exhaustion. I couldn't articulate my words and technical verbiage corr...
Aren’t they only do 5 behavioral questions
round rapids
literally nothing has opened in the past 5 days
Only Canada so far
vagrant beacon
midnight pagoda
Aren’t they only do 5 behavioral questions
- I had a brain hickup today.
🍌
spare granite
Only Canada so far<:gladge:922955236212101161>
I can't find any canadian postings
supple hull
C1 Canada j opened
midnight pagoda
Hopefully, I can redeem myself by passing this technical interrview today.
I don't even know if it will be a LLM-based technical or just LC style.
I am totally in the dark about this.
Well- it is for $15 an hour, so it is still worth it to do well.
neat raft
what company is it
midnight pagoda
It is a startup.
I don't know the name. I will look it up after I finish it.
An extremely small startup
neat raft
still something, good luck
midnight pagoda
THanks.
brittle depot
it dropped?
supple hull
Fall for can
edgy chasm
WHERES CAPITOL OEN
vagrant beacon
hello friends
bronze dirge
C1 Canada j opened
how'd you find this?
untold cape
Do they have tip
lucid viper
Nope
brittle robin
https://www.amazon.jobs/en/jobs/2875846/amazon-robotics-software-development-eng...
Is amazon robotics good?
Like is it j automating warehouse shit or anything fun and cool
lavish belfry
fourth tesla questionaire LMAO
dim summit
13 grams
dim summit
fourth tesla questionaire LMAO
Dude please leave Tesla for the rest of us
lost vigil
Is amazon robotics good?
Yes It's top-notch for robotics
lavish belfry
there's one position they posted im hoping I get a questionaire from
lost vigil
he wants the coke
dim summit
You can’t be “lowk” and “d1 hater”
lost vigil
Idk what the unit for hardness is
pascals
lavish belfry
man if i could only figure out the secret sauce to passing screens at other companies
lit can't get other places for shit
drowsy pecan
did u get it
dim summit
Boston dynamics pays like shit
drowsy pecan
boston dynamics been working for 20 years we still don’t have autonomous walking eobots
Gimme a hackathon and 3 of yall we’ll make a walking robot ez
dim summit
I know your ass isn’t at BD chill
lavish belfry
Leave Tesla for the rest of us
nobody else is hiring for fall
drowsy pecan
Who is we 💀💀💀
lost vigil
I just know of the company cause robotics kids in high-school would glaze the shit out if it.
dim summit
nobody else is hiring for fall
Maybe cluely?
drowsy pecan
dawg thinks he’s on the team
lost vigil
💀
lavish belfry
Maybe cluely?
lol bro the loss in rep you'll get there far outpaces any money they can pay
drowsy pecan
u should know enough about swe to know “not public” = practically worthless
all demos are faked
lavish belfry
u are trolling m
lavish belfry
"oh ya this guy works at a startup that makes software to cheat at interviews - im def gonna interview him!!!"
lost vigil
nobody else is hiring for fall
I know website that has a good amount of fall openings
but a lot of it is ngmi
lavish belfry
but a lot of it is ngmi
I don't count ngmi yeah - i applied to a lot of banks and other mid places
lavish belfry
im doing internship # 6 so i need to be selective lol
lost vigil
U never had a bl*wjob
dim summit
oh you just had 5 bum internships?
dim summit
Are you masters
lavish belfry
no bach
lost vigil
Fulfillment center associate
lavish belfry
be lucky
apply a lot
do shit internships and keep trying to get a better one for the following cycle
my first one was at a ghetto startup that didn't pay all the money they owed me lmao
lost vigil
why not just make your own startup
lavish belfry
cuz when people have 0 exp they are desperate
their attribution rate is like 7% its way better than meta atm
u have to be pretty bad or just flat out unlucky to get fired from zon
lost vigil
I think it sounds more impressive than working at a startup made by a community college dropout
lavish belfry
there are some sus teams but ya i think its good for most
pure bronze
Yes - janitors
lost vigil
Yes - janitors
all the chefs at google and meta
lavish belfry
ya but u don't really make money from making your own startup
dim summit
ya but u don't really make money from making your own startup
Equity…
snow nova
selection bias lol
lavish belfry
Equity…
ya good luck being 1 in 100 that ends up surviving after their series A / B and actually having equity worth something
drowsy pecan
tbh some people just make a living hopping from startup to startup
they just attend SF parties and grift
sweet frigate
bro i felt the dementia hitting while reading ts
lavish belfry
startup life sounds kinda fun tho despite the hours
sweet frigate
bro said gang
drowsy pecan
stanford bachelors-> perma VC funding
dim summit
stanford bachelors-> perma VC funding
Someone gotta patch it fr
drowsy pecan
Yes
sweet frigate
gecko robotics asana nutanix gusto @tardy token
drowsy pecan
Someone gotta patch it fr
Dw after the AI bubble pops they gonna be scrambling
dim summit
I swear half the ppl that get in stanny/harvard just grift some nonprofits and immediately switch major to CS upon entrance
sweet frigate
ye
drowsy pecan
? SF is not 70% dudes wdym
drowsy pecan
stanford grift has been going on for too long
how many more AI startups
and most not even that innovative
like u not even trying atp
sweet frigate
anyone here go to stanny
drowsy pecan
he prob at cornell or some w 50-50
Depending on how bad our summer internships are we should fr spend a week in august vibe coding smthg
im being dead serious too, set a limit of 1 week, see how much funding we can get, whether we get accepted to YC
lavish belfry
? SF is not 70% dudes wdym
ya its more like 90%
drowsy pecan
yea obv not trying to acc grind atm
Yea tbh it’s more like a college degree for SF social scene, if you think about it
It gets u through the door
You could meet Grimes
Fr or joke
strange forge
What is YC in this context?
drowsy pecan
That’s not unexpected
dim summit
Not even joke spent more time on apps
drowsy pecan
what should we vibe code tho
Should be gpt wrapper obv
We shouldn’t worry about how good it actually is, just the theory has to sound good
Building smthg useful would acc be fun but then I’m gonna acc lock in
Candy Wrapper
Is the startup name
maybe it bundles api endpoints for your application
so u get exactly what you need and nothing else
dim summit
Some shit I would see on Twitter
strange forge
make the interns pay you and use it as runway
drowsy pecan
Some shit I would see on Twitter
Twitter things get hella popularity tho
dim summit
How about something that lets you vibe code harder
strange forge
interns have to pay 500$/week to work at candy wrapper
drowsy pecan
Headstarter AI but more grifty
drowsy pecan
1 prompt per month
dim summit
Promptly
drowsy pecan
truly single shot
drowsy pecan
We are not speaking terms at the moment
broken yoke
We are not speaking terms at the moment
U sold so hard
drowsy pecan
Something tells me u know the answer to this
dim summit
How about speech AI that mimic dead relatives
And you have to pay in order to stop getting voice messages from them
like we’ll just spam call people as their deceased relatives voices
we won’t stop until we get $20/mo
drowsy pecan
Saturn ❌ satan ✅
strange forge
real
I find myself playing video games for fun and getting tilted that I could be grinding lc / courses / projects
actually cooked
drowsy pecan
you are enjoying your good years and you could be doing soulless code exercises instead
strange forge
honestly bro
drowsy pecan
I wonder if leetcode might be the single biggest waste of human resources outside of finance
strange forge
counter strike)
drowsy pecan
1ns faster
strange forge
won a few valorant LANs but never really touched the game, just aimed my way through
drowsy pecan
bad takes but im too tired to argue
Just wanna brainstorm more ai wrappers
AI Rapper
dim summit
AI wrapper that automates YC judging?
dim summit
You’re the what ?
drowsy pecan
ngmi
gloomy basin
supple hull
You mean forex arbitrage?
drowsy pecan
You need to train on an existing dataset
lost vigil
You need to train on an existing dataset
only neural network based chess engines though
stockfish is not trained on any data sets
crude frigate
has shopify sent out interviews yet
trim bronze
drowsy pecan
only neural network based chess engines though
what are u yapping about
nneu is used for position eval even in stockfish
chilly viper
had anyne done the amazon OA
do they ask the same questions?
or is it random?
where can i go to find questions they tend to task in OA's for both Leetcode and Leadership principles?
wise eagle
anyone gotten off the zon waitlist recently
peak sphinx
had anyne done the amazon OA
do they ask the same questions?
or is it random?
w...
i took it twice and one of the questions was the same both times
lunar condor
Is there anyone who is selected for or has recently given Goldman's superday?
sick crescent
i took it twice and one of the questions was the same both times
isn’t it hacker rank?
peak sphinx
one was hackerrank, the other was their own website
@sick crescent
orchid thunder
#2026_winter when
raw tiger
did anyone year back from nvidia
swift helm
did anyone year back from nvidia
which team
raw tiger
any of the fall specific applications
im tryna send emails to recruiters
but i wanna do it when they start the process for the apps
shadow gyro
did anyone hear back from amazon co-op fall 2025?
brittle depot
yo
wheat heron
what does that mean
You do the OA on hacker rank, the LP part is on their website
sick crescent
got it
brittle depot
coop is different from jr sde i think
cosmic fossil
im got zon fall
fair trench
im got zon fall
from wl?
vagrant beacon
hi charlie
stark harness
what are u yapping about
spotted in the wild
i know yo dumbass always yapping about some stupid
square up 05/24 at the location
frail crest
peak sphinx
their own website?
amazon made their own platform for doing the coding part of the oa, that was my first oa. but the second oa was on hackerrank. each oa was for a separate role
rich kiln
Whats the longest someone has waited for Shopify Life Story after pair programming? My status still says 'interview complete'.
ionic dragon
where do u check ur status
vagrant beacon
hello
rich kiln
where do u check ur status
original link for booking your pair programming interview
void tangle
i did mine yesterday so i was wondering the same thing
sick crescent
amazon made their own platform for doing the coding part of the oa, that was my ...
damn which one is harder
peak sphinx
damn which one is harder
they were both easy
void tangle
hmmm personally idk
vast cypress
is anyone doing shopify technical this week?
vast cypress
I saw they are starting to give out offers already, are they doing it in phases because I have my life story scheduled for next week
whole spade
ik someone who did that for stripe 💀
static remnant
wide thicket
does anyone have tips on getting nvidia fall process
dim summit
does anyone have tips on getting nvidia fall process
Make sure to brush your teeth
wide thicket
broken yoke
Zero sum isn’t a cs term
supple hull
What is zero sum
broken yoke
What is zero sum
I assume they are talking about it in the “zero sum game” sense
supple hull
Oh
prisma cove
Anyoen interview for SpaceX Process Development team or have recruiter with initals HH?
covert vault
has anyone heard back from palantir for fall?
covert vault
When did the person submit the project? Are they in this server?
unreal quail
has anyone heard back from palantir for fall?
@sleek venture got interview here #2025_summer_intern_process message
sleek venture
When did the person submit the project? Are they in this server?
I submitted Friday apr 25 then heard back the following Monday apr 28
covert vault
I submitted Friday apr 25 then heard back the following Monday apr 28
oh damn, i submitted on 22nd
might be cooked
sleek venture
Reviewing doesn’t end till may 9th so I wouldn’t say that yet
broken yoke
That's cs
No it’s not lol game theory is applicable to many more people than just cs majors
steep parcel
No it’s not lol game theory is applicable to many more people than just cs major...
Math actually MB , I was always under the impression cs was derived from math and ece
indigo parrot
No it’s not lol game theory is applicable to many more people than just cs major...
gambling
fringe prism
vapid cloud
did shopify give everyone that applied pp 💀
warm forge
did shopify give everyone that applied pp 💀
Bruh am I the only one that hasnt gotten one
midnight tinsel
is cisco Meraki auto OA?
karmic prawn
dense herald
did shopify give everyone that applied pp 💀
pp?
supple hull
pp mmmmm @elder arch
shadow gyro
is cisco Meraki auto OA?
Just received one in matter of hour
ebon solstice
Still haven’t heard from shop fall since waitlist 😂😂
I really thought bro lmao
Maybe winter
gloomy basin
sick crescent
Still haven’t heard from shop fall since waitlist 😂😂
i pray for you
serene sequoia
is cisco Meraki auto OA?
where r u seeing this app?
vocal jacinth
Still haven’t heard from shop fall since waitlist 😂😂
we can work at tims together
grave shuttle
How many interns is shop hiring does anyone know
orchid thunder
#2026_winter when
sleek parcel
How many interns is shop hiring does anyone know
at least 5
round rapids
im guessing the majority would be canada
with a small sample size of this channel, there are many cad interviews vs us interviews
harsh flint
does shopify reopen at all or its cooked
nimble gull
does shopify reopen at all or its cooked
it’s cooked you gotta accept that
hot yarrow
Did you get an interview?
maiden iron
Has anyone done Shopify LS interview this week?
scenic birch
pp
scenic birch
Not me though
imma touch you
vagrant beacon
not yet
shadow gyro
is the palantir internships application still open?
unreal quail
is the palantir internships application still open?
nah it closed
wintry skiff
yo apple opened up?
mystic jungle
are apps for fall szn pretty much done now?
unreal quail
are apps for fall szn pretty much done now?
nah new ones are still opening a few new ones like cisco, cohere, and verkada opened in the last week
glass tulip
ye its wraps for fall
severe arch
shop sent offers
unreal quail
ye its wraps for fall
nah just ask scale ai to extend in the fall 💯
upper token
im guessing the majority would be canada
yeah i think it's low double digits for US
it's a new office
prime totem
Has anyone done Shopify LS interview this week?
canada or us
glass tulip
nah just ask scale ai to extend in the fall 💯
lmao they actualyl do that don't they
tho there isn't a point can't rlly put it on li and its not very valuable experience
its just for the money and ig u get coding practice 💀
maiden iron
canada or us
Can
shadow gyro
I am baked.l. Any hope for fall?
unreal quail
lmao they actualyl do that don't they
yeah i think they do. Ik that the tech advisor intern is a pipeline for the general swe role too
glass tulip
ye i just saw somoene on li do amazon last summer and they put they started tech advisor in novemeber to present lol
so i guess u can just kinda do it
prime totem
ye i just saw somoene on li do amazon last summer and they put they started tech...
what does tech advisor do
glass tulip
what does tech advisor do
you solve code problems to train an LLM lmao
prime totem
you solve code problems to train an LLM lmao
oh
that sounds fun
do u know the interview process
glass tulip
nah
prime totem
is it like cf type questions
glass tulip
apparently its just the 15 minute screen adn the online assessment lol
prime totem
apparently its just the 15 minute screen adn the online assessment lol
what
how much do u actually get to work
if its 50/hr
and such a low bar
they pay more than my actual summer internship
jagged coyote
Isn’t it hard to get the work like approved
shadow gyro
prime totem
Isn’t it hard to get the work like approved
what does that mean
unreal quail
ain't no one getting amd
prime totem
https://www.stokespace.com/careers/current-openings/?gh_jid=5500673004
spring ...
stoke is tuff
stoke/relativity/spacex/axiom
glass tulip
Isn’t it hard to get the work like approved
i have no clue tbh
unreal quail
Isn’t it hard to get the work like approved
yeah but it easy af to get into
but imma be the first reject 💯
jagged coyote
Bro you won’t believe this I was talking to a soph in ece yesterday and he just got amd fall
prime totem
what do you mean by "approved"
glass tulip
i'm just donig hte proc for the hell of it I have no competitive programming experience
glass tulip
but imma be the first reject 💯
lmao lets both larp as the cf goats dw
unreal quail
lmao lets both larp as the cf goats dw
on god my larping skills better come clutch
jagged coyote
Bro is such a grinder tho
jagged coyote
Good for him
unreal quail
like 700 problems
orz orz
prime totem
i get bored
glass tulip
on god my larping skills better come clutch
bro wait u literally have a summer and a fall r u just going to work 5-10 hours a week and get insane bands 💀
thats mad
glass tulip
idk if they actually pay u 50 an hour tho
vagrant beacon
bro if im not international ima carry 2 40-hours internship this summer
but life is not easy
jagged coyote
Wait you’re intl?
prime totem
idk if they actually pay u 50 an hour tho
ok
but getting paid to solve problems
which i do anyway
is a plus
vagrant beacon
Wait you’re intl?
what do u think i am
unreal quail
bro wait u literally have a summer and a fall r u just going to work 5-10 hours ...
yeah, money is money at the end of the day 💯
prime totem
im gonna spam leetcode anyway
unreal quail
idk if they actually pay u 50 an hour tho
they do, it in the job desc
vagrant beacon
im intl kerfuffle
jagged coyote
Oh shit
glass tulip
they do, it in the job desc
i'll believe it when i see it fr
but first gotta larp as the goat and get an offer lol
jagged coyote
I thought technical advisor didn’t give CPT thing or whatever
vagrant beacon
yeh they gave to me
and they wanna extend taht to me over the summer
but i cannot do that
jagged coyote
WHAT I COULDVE VEEN MAKING 50 and hour during the semesters
vagrant beacon
international stuent can only work max 40 hours/week
jagged coyote
WHAT
vagrant beacon
so taht's why i said that i cannot carry those 2 jobs at the same time
but if i do unpaid for scale ai
unreal quail
WHAT I COULDVE VEEN MAKING 50 and hour during the semesters
bro messed up lol
glass tulip
damn so nobody has any issue with doing scale tech advisor with anothe rinternship then?
i got midly concerned abt it cuz of contracts n shi
unreal quail
damn so nobody has any issue with doing scale tech advisor with anothe rinternsh...
nah ik other people applying with a summer internship
glass tulip
nah ik other people applying with a summer internship
i mean yeah i put my inc on it and applied lmao
vagrant beacon
bro
unreal quail
i mean yeah i put my inc on it and applied lmao
i don't think they give a shit tbh
vagrant beacon
you know uncle got interview for taht position
glass tulip
yeah probably not
vagrant beacon
@jagged coyote
glass tulip
im lowk just gonna ask the recruiter in the call if its a thing to keep doing it past the summer
unreal quail
<@968981845846929513>
wtf you got tech advisor interview @jagged coyote
glass tulip
cuz im probably not gonna get anything in the fall so id gladlty work 20 hrs a week for them
jagged coyote
wtf you got tech advisor interview <@968981845846929513>
No
glass tulip
bezos son is goat unc
jagged coyote
I didn’t even know you could do it during sem as intl
unreal quail
I didn’t even know you could do it during sem as intl
it okay your on campus job gaps tech advisor 💯
vagrant beacon
bro bill zhang got offer from scale ai
jagged coyote
I thought we weren’t allowed remote part time CPT for some reason
glass tulip
oh maybe that is a thing
jagged coyote
Yh clearly
vagrant beacon
oh wait how does your oncampus job look like
jagged coyote
It’s fine on campus job pays for tuition I’m not too mad
vagrant beacon
@jagged coyote
jagged coyote
RA ship
glass tulip
ty shi
unreal quail
RA ship
bro you still doing that shit. i remember the horror stories you talked about a few month ago
unreal quail
oh ok bet bet
jagged coyote
I quit last May
glass tulip
bro upgraded 🙏🏼
vagrant beacon
i wont work with that kid bro
mfs how can he get cohere proc
that 11 year old buddy
jagged coyote
What are the child labor laws in Canada
forest schooner
headstarter fall, cluely spring... orz......
jagged coyote
Cuz either he’s not doing real work or someone is taking advantage of him
He probably can’t work more than 10 hours a week or some shit
How is he debugging or refactoring even the most basic code base?
jagged coyote
Canadas hopes and dreams
vagrant beacon
and tryna figure out wtf is cauchy lemma
for real yo?
@upper token you know the story?
upper token
na idk anything
vagrant beacon
but how abuot the shopify shit?
vagrant beacon
but i wont judge his skills fr, cuz kids nowadays can be really smart
vagrant beacon
Cauchy–Schwarz inequality
vagrant beacon
Brooo I turn 20 next week
ah shit happy birthday lil bro
vagrant beacon
Cauchy–Schwarz inequality
that shit is just math things
i dont know anything about ussr
prime totem
and they wanna extend taht to me over the summer
r u doing it rn?
whats the interview process
what do you do
how much time does it take up
unreal quail
@glass tulip did u do scale ai oa yet
vagrant beacon
r u doing it rn?
just OA and final interview
15 mins
yap about your experiences and all
glass tulip
technically u can open it close it, open it again, close it, do whateverthe fuck u want until u submit it
vagrant beacon
the work is fun
prime totem
what is the work like
and is it easy to get like a consistent 10-15 hours worth of work every week
glass tulip
i mean i think the problems are kinda hard
prime totem
what are "the problems"
glass tulip
but like u said getting paid to do leetcode style shit is lowk nice lol
prime totem
what does the work entail
unreal quail
technically u can open it close it, open it again, close it, do whateverthe fuck...
wait really wtf
vagrant beacon
it's challenging, if you put in 20 hours/week, it would def worth an experience
i know someone dont do anything but still get paid frequently
unreal quail
i mean i think the problems are kinda hard
how long did it take you
glass tulip
maybe an hour?
unreal quail
planning to do it tommorow
glass tulip
i got kinda bored in between
prime totem
it's challenging, if you put in 20 hours/week, it would def worth an experience
is it easy to get like a consistent 10-15 hours worth of work every week
unreal quail
maybe an hour?
oh shit easy af
glass tulip
yeah theres 3 probems where u identify what step was wrong and then u solve one of htem
prime totem
idk how to describe it
glass tulip
its pretty easy to figure out what is wrong ngl
prime totem
are there weeks where u might have nothing and others where u might get 20 hrs worth
vagrant beacon
but like u said getting paid to do leetcode style shit is lowk nice lol
i cant dox lil bro, but just imagine solve ioi problems, build test files for codebases
etcc...
glass tulip
and hten solving it is just doing a lc problem
vagrant beacon
yeh
prime totem
i cant dox lil bro, but just imagine solve ioi problems, build test files for co...
wtf
ioi problems
vagrant beacon
yes
prime totem
thats not anywhere near leetcode 😭
i might have to just self deport
from this process
unreal quail
btw did u have cp experience when u interviewed?
yeah i need to know, i am fucked bc of no cp exp
glass tulip
i might have to just self deport
gng the oa is chill just do it and hten do the 15 min call u might as well
spring patrol
are there remote fall roles
vagrant beacon
if you not qualified from the beginning, it would be tough during internship
glass tulip
worst case u look like a dumbass for 15 minutes and then leave
unreal quail
are there remote fall roles
cisco and splunk
prime totem
if you not qualified from the beginning, it would be tough during internship
what does this mean
u dont give clear,coherent responses
unreal quail
holy orz
glass tulip
yeah we're cooked
glass tulip
how did we get the proc 💀
unreal quail
how did we get the proc 💀
they must have hit the wrong button
we were meant to go into the rejection pool
prime totem
lol i imagine youre incoming cubist rn
if ur solving ioi problems
incoming hrt
incoming quantiq
glass tulip
yeah ngl not sure what i can even say in these 15 minutes now
vagrant beacon
what does this mean?
unreal quail
luck based
amc gold ain't luck based
prime totem
is it technical
also amc gold
if thats below aime
thats not hard
meta hacker cup 3rd round tho
is goated
glass tulip
i applied yesterday and didn't get this oa
its cooked for me
all these companies hate me
unreal quail
I told them I’m us citizen
bro larp as a us citizen
jagged coyote
Marry me dog
brittle depot
bro larp as a us citizen
@Donald Trump
unreal quail
Marry me dog
you already got one @plucky garnet
brittle depot
yup this guy right here
supple wren
bro just pay donald trump 5m
real
shadow gyro
I told them I’m us citizen
wait do you have to be usc to work at cisco?
icy root
is their oa auto?
mint pagoda
does meraki sponsor?
plucky garnet
Marry me dog
Bruh you got me
serene sequoia
nah new ones are still opening a few new ones like cisco, cohere, and verkada op...
where i swear i dont see this shit
unreal quail
where i swear i dont see this shit
search up fall 2025 on the cisco jobs website
serene sequoia
search up fall 2025 on the cisco jobs website
is the github not updated anymore, you said it was cisco cohere and verkada
unreal quail
is the github not updated anymore, you said it was cisco cohere and verkada
idt so. if you search all on li you find all of those
serene sequoia
idt so. if you search all on li you find all of those
okay bet ill start doing that then
broken yoke
go back to your country.
This is so out of pocket
supple hull
Mfs when they are iq gapped
mellow anvil
bro got datadog and thinks he is above us all
prime totem
i didnt even accept them
i would rather not disclose where im going
thats where i declined so it can be posted here
dim summit
Average Zon incoming
dim summit
No
supple hull
Keep talking Hunter, I’m about to finish
prime totem
OKAY
prime totem
what would u like to discuss
brittle depot
I’m starting round 2
What do you mean by that...
vital otter
No
robust junco
is it worth trying for zon jr dev if you are alr doing sde in the summer
almost feels like im selling my soul to zon
robust junco
ughhh yeah Im delulu for that
winter sleet
is it worth trying for zon jr dev if you are alr doing sde in the summer
what did u have on res for the jr dev btw
robust junco
or if u go to a feeder school
this
unreal quail
cisco and nimblerx
winter sleet
Fr
foggy turtle
Oh shit meraki is finally here
winter sleet
cisco and nimblerx
(cries in sponsorship)
drowsy pecan
Oh shit meraki is finally here
cisco 🥀
might as well work at IBM
dinosaur companies minimum wage pay
unreal quail
nah you gotta have hope bro
drowsy pecan
im broke too I gambled everything away on prediction markets
unreal quail
you still got splunk 💯
plucky garnet
uber what and #1337377872112779264
unreal quail
If Uber is swe, I’d do mfst
calm mesa
How can someone pass resume screening for TikTok, oracle and Tesla?
glass tulip
they never get back to me rofl
didn't it open like 2 days ago lol
zon hates me so i expect nothing from them anyway
glass tulip
How can someone pass resume screening for TikTok, oracle and Tesla?
be cracked, rng, rng.
unreal quail
How can someone pass resume screening for TikTok, oracle and Tesla?
All them are rng ngl
glass tulip
even better
lavish belfry
didn't it open like 2 days ago lol
i thought its been opened for months
calm mesa
All them are rng ngl
Rng means ??
lavish belfry
ig ill reapply if its a new posting
unreal quail
Rng means ??
Random Number Generator
glass tulip
sounds like them to not get back to u
calm mesa
I don’t understand
lavish belfry
How can someone pass resume screening for TikTok, oracle and Tesla?
lol i only grt tesla screens man
glass tulip
I don’t understand
if ur lucky you'll pass the res scren
unreal quail
I don’t understand
Basically it means they just random af on who they choose
glass tulip
lol i only grt tesla screens man
smth for fall is better than nothing
lavish belfry
sounds like them to not get back to u
ya zon hates me but tesla loves me idk why
lavish belfry
smth for fall is better than nothing
got another interview for diff team next week prob
glass tulip
got another interview for diff team next week prob
lmao thats good
max out the teams
lavish belfry
already flunked the one i had this week 💀
glass tulip
oh damn
glass tulip
yeah all g
u got the next one
ngl i think i threw all my tesla apps by saying i graduate in fall
lavish belfry
outside of that just applying to ngmi canadian banks ig
glass tulip
oops
glass tulip
outside of that just applying to ngmi canadian banks ig
bro how is ur res gonna look if u have an ngmi bank over ur summer lmao
unreal quail
ngl i think i threw all my tesla apps by saying i graduate in fall
Bruh why 💀
glass tulip
Bruh why 💀
accident!
lavish belfry
u could keep applying they post new positions everyday
glass tulip
they havent posted in a minute
lavish belfry
tesla alone is propping up fall
lavish belfry
bro how is ur res gonna look if u have an ngmi bank over ur summer lmao
its not going on my resume 🧠
glass tulip
lowk imma just log in w my school email and just apply to a bunch of them again for fun
glass tulip
its not going on my resume 🧠
hELLA smart
lavish belfry
just gonna work there lowkey
glass tulip
zon is cracked
lavish belfry
well ive gotten 4 questionnaires from them so far so prob?
zon cracked
peak
msft worse than zon
lavish belfry
pays way less and they are laying off a lot more now
the only adv msft had was fewer layoffs and chill wlb for a lot of teams
if they get rid of that why not just go tk zon for more tc
vagrant beacon
Bro i hate outlook
They just literally throw my interview invitation to junk folder
lavish belfry
use gmail
glass tulip
well ive gotten 4 questionnaires from them so far so prob?
can i have one
i'll give u 6 dollars and 15 cents USD
my net worth
supple hull
market so ass rn
supple wren
Do u think ind vs pak war gonna make economy worse
supple hull
Do u think ind vs pak war gonna make economy worse
little
apple stocks prolly in the shitter
cuz they just offloaded all manufacturing to india
glass tulip
bc life isn't hard enough yet
supple hull
lavish belfry
i'll give u 6 dollars and 15 cents USD
sorry u need to give me 6 dollars and 69 cents
supple hull
sorry u need to give me 6 dollars and 69 cents
i can give u the 69 frfr
lavish belfry
i can give u the 69 frfr
only if u are real life gojo
supple hull
boku wa saikyo da
glass tulip
sorry u need to give me 6 dollars and 69 cents
i can make that work
@supple hull can i borrow 54 cents
lavish belfry
meet me in a bedroom
supple hull
<@562402278515015681> can i borrow 54 cents
i gotchu
glass tulip
ty
glass tulip
beyond is actualy so kind he doesn't ping on his replies lmao
lavish belfry
https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-6500078303501639900
btw sorry bro i didnt want to do this to u but
glass tulip
bro is so thoughtful
glass tulip
oop
supple hull
ur getting devious backshots bro
lavish belfry
jks
supple hull
nah i pin people if they are ngmi
lol
glass tulip
lmao
ionic herald
anyone know timelines for when other high-ish profile companies are coming out with fall 2025
got cisco oa too like an hour ago sped run that OA
hella ez
just 1d array traversal stuff
glass tulip
cisco oa is always easy
ionic herald
3
ya it is
unless u apply when they arent as actively recuiting
cuz this one time i got some medium/hard
untold cape
cisco oa is always easy
How about like after the OA?
Is it hard or not that prestigious because I don’t see many ppl going to Cisco
glass tulip
res sceeen is tuff
glass tulip
yerrr
snow nova
anyone know timelines for when other high-ish profile companies are coming out w...
not rlly many companies fitting that description tbh
maybe some more in winter/spring
unreal quail
anyone know timelines for when other high-ish profile companies are coming out w...
Splunk and snowflake
warm anvil
For those who got Shopify references, how long did you have to wait after ls?
maiden iron
For those who got Shopify references, how long did you have to wait after ls?
Did u do ur ls this week?
vagrant beacon
oh
warm anvil
Did u do ur ls this week?
Yea, I did it ytd
maiden iron
I dunno anyone who’s done their LS this week and has received references
warm anvil
I dunno anyone who’s done their LS this week and has received references
Do uk how long it took other people to get references after ls?
maiden iron
The only ones I’ve heard did their LS last week Thursday or Friday and got a reply by Monday and Tuesday
So I’m hoping by the end of this week
storm sail
i think they will do it next week
batch of life stories was wed,thurs,fri
for this week
rich kiln
anyone know what shopify pay is for usa?
dim summit
anyone know what shopify pay is for usa?
$23 or $18 iirc?
Whatever minimum wage is in Seattle
rich kiln
dim summit
yeah lol
sleek parcel
$23 or $18 iirc?
wait wtff, its that bad?? mickey mouse canadian company
wild quarry
is it too late if you don't take the OA on the same day but take it within 24 hours?
serene sequoia
if they only pay $23 my references are going to be a glitter bomb in the mail
unreal quail
You gotta wait til like fall if you want to apply to spring internships. Nothing gonna open now 💀
glass tulip
if snowflake fall comes out i'm locked
gonna totally get 100% on the oa this time and not get ghosted
(i have yet to solve string pattern)
unreal quail
gonna totally get 100% on the oa this time and not get ghosted
I got 100% for summer app and they still ghosted me 💀
wild quarry
gonna totally get 100% on the oa this time and not get ghosted
how to get 100% on snowflake OAs? that shit hard
glass tulip
how to get 100% on snowflake OAs? that shit hard
i think people just have the question bank and solve them separetely and know the answers lol
last i checked o1-mini-high couldn't solve string pattern 💀
maybe o4 is smarter but yeah its a hard oa to do with no prep
midnight pagoda
How we doing for Fall, bois?
muted magnet
go to waterlooworks for snowflake fall😭 🙏
muted magnet
I got 100% for summer app and they still ghosted me 💀
same
uneven garnet
Anyone get Cisco oa
how was it
serene sequoia
how long after applying did you guy get cisco OA, i just applied yesterday so i may be too late
leaden sparrow
how long after applying did you guy get cisco OA, i just applied yesterday so i ...
i applied today and got it within 10 min
serene sequoia
i applied today and got it within 10 min
welp ill just kms then
didnt realize my resume was that ass
serene sequoia
why was it ass
well i mean i dont think its ass but clearly if its a quick OA and i didnt get it, it must be not great
also could be an issue of i didnt update my account before applying to the job so i had old resume from freshman year, old gpa, etc on there before fixing it
umbral dagger
isnt cisco oa auto?
glass tulip
it is auto
glass tulip
well i mean i dont think its ass but clearly if its a quick OA and i didnt get i...
try applying on a diff email lmao
idt they even res screen to send an oa its probabyl just an error on teir part
foggy turtle
how do you get Meraki process
glass tulip
have a good resume idk lol
formal lintel
Do u have faang exp?
craggy chasm
is oracle fall app closed?
it came out so long ago i didn't realize prolly too late anyways
glass tulip
it might be open but they’re done recruiting
orchid thunder
#2026_winter when
eternal ivy
Cisco meraki is def auto oa I just got it after an hour
buoyant swallow
cisco opened yesterday
Just wondering where did u find the posting? I haven’t seen it on cvrve or simplify yet do u just search on linkedin everyday or something
glass tulip
someone said it opened here 💀
unreal quail
how long after applying did you guy get cisco OA, i just applied yesterday so i ...
You don't get the cisco oa again if you already taken it once in the past. I know because I took oa like 2 years ago and they never gave another one everytime time I applied after
glass tulip
You don't get the cisco oa again if you already taken it once in the past. I kno...
oh is THAT how it works???
no wonder i didn’t get it 💀
i got 100% on it way back when as well lol
never a response
unreal quail
oh is THAT how it works???
Yeah it works like that. I got 100% on oa like 2 years ago, but I heard they don't even look at oa score from others
glass tulip
💀
spare granite
What do you guys put on your resume for incoming summer intern?
glass tulip
oh idk it hasn't started for me
unreal quail
do u write what you're expected to work on
No I don't put anything until I actually start. You can your team if you want on as one of your bullet point but having other stuff on there before starting is weird
wheat heron
What do you guys put on your resume for incoming summer intern?
Incoming at X team working on Y (keep generic)
unreal quail
Nah it bc nobody except like Waterloo students probably getting it
spare granite
Nah it bc nobody except like Waterloo students probably getting it
wdym isnt C1 OA auto?
wheat heron
wdym isnt C1 OA auto?
It’s open only to loo
glass tulip
💀
unreal quail
wdym isnt C1 OA auto?
Nah the fall roles that just open are for Canadian students only
spare granite
oh yeah im canadian
i got oa like 2 min after i applied
nah ubc
i havent done it yet tho
did i just fuck myself
prime totem
canada so lucky
they have so much offcycle
we get nothing in u.s
oh yea
i forget there are mfs in canada
that go to these random ass schools
and not waterloo
ye if ur not waterloo ur giga cooked
pure bronze
did i just fuck myself
due date for mine is may 10 I think
Double check tho
it’s auto so idk why people are saying it’s gatekeeped for loo
sudden wadi
last cedar
pale shale
how long does gca take to leave pending status
did mine tuesday shit still in pending
idk why i would
yea
it was the capital one
one
😂
should have.
formal lintel
yo I am incoming faang for summer, is it even worth applying for companies like comcast for fall? I feel that would lowkey downgrade my res/probably low signal
glass tulip
you’ll probably get yield protected tbh
basically u shudnt take it regardless if u want exp for ur res cuz yes its a downgrade and will look stupid if u have it at the top w faang underneath
formal lintel
tru tur
glass tulip
but unfortunately there’s not many companies for faang and higher for fall rn
formal lintel
i got bills tho bro 💀
glass tulip
so it’s tuff
glass tulip
i mean yeah if u want money do it u probably just have to make ur res look dumb or have the dates not be in order
neat fog
could just take it and not put it on resume 💀
formal lintel
could just take it and not put it on resume 💀
tru tru
brittle depot
or what you could do but idk
dont put amazon on ur res
larp and put a random startup
like u may have worked at before
or whatever
and just use the bullets for whateever faang ur at
glass tulip
it’s the amazon name that gets past the ats tho
brittle depot
personally i wouldnt but its an option
glass tulip
what’s the point of not putting it there
brittle depot
what’s the point of not putting it there
well yeah for the good companies
put it
but if he wants a lower level company
that may yield protext
glass tulip
oh u mean for applying to it specifically
brittle depot
yeah
glass tulip
i was referring to after
formal lintel
good points, probably gunna lie lmao
neat fog
real
glass tulip
yeah im too lazy for allat
formal lintel
fair
glass tulip
i mean people generally do
lost vigil
it makes more sense to put your most important/experience at the top because it catches the recruiters attention
snow nova
u could do it out of order but it's kinda weird
lucid viper
It should be in order