2025_fall

[wooden bramble]

fr i applied to like 70

if you only apply to companies you fw, they gonna fw u back

[karmic prawn]

relevant course small asf

should be one line respectfully

[wooden bramble]

ya can get rid of physics and shi

[supple hull]

is my resume cooked

[karmic prawn]

"opencv"

TSPMOICL

why is the mend project line long asf

[supple hull]

@karmic prawn can you look at this pls 😭

[karmic prawn]

i can tell cuh

tf is "advanced statistical methods"

u gotta put (e.g, x y z)

[boreal wadi]

u dont need figma

[karmic prawn]

gotta be more tangible

[karmic prawn]

nahh i would hire this

[supple hull]

actually?

[karmic prawn]

aye parney, all these mf dgaf about my dp journey

we out?

[supple hull]

we out

[karmic prawn]

pause

DP journey

dynamic programming

oh shoot u listen to bixby

darling, he lied is goated

[vagrant beacon]

there are some overlapped courseworks that you should eliminate

and basic

[forest arrow]

is there any new fall?

or is shopify still the newest big name

[kind needle]

any new fall openings?

[supple hull]

I honestly am not sure if ppl read it tho — the text just gets really long + small
I feel like linear, discrete, etc. are all required courses too
the rest of your courses kind of imply those no? like linear is a prereq for ML, discrete is kind of in all CS curriculums
anyways it's not worth too much thought tbh
keeping it isn't bad

[supple hull]

anyways ur chilling
the most important part is just getting the RO ofc since you have an internship
resume doesn't matter much anymore

[drowsy radish]

anyways ur chilling
the most important part is just getting the RO ofc since you have an internship
resume doesn't matter much anymore

[karmic prawn]

i don’t think they have one thats why the resume is a concern

[sleek parcel]

wt companies if u don't mind

[karmic prawn]

orz

[frail crest]

anyone get tesla reachout sofar?

[balmy kernel]

anyone get any interviews for shopify?

got 30/40 question done and 400/400

kinda worried if 30/40 is enough

or they expect 100%

[cinder solar]

how do you know the score for apt test?

[balmy kernel]

like how many questions i answered

not really score mb

[gloomy basin]

Hi dad

Papa squid

[cobalt quiver]

It screams larp

U didn’t build multiple apps in an internship

Nor is that possible to do with all the other points in the same internship

Yeah but they couldn’t have been that impactful

App development takes a decent amount of time

They would have been small shitty apps

If u did build them

No YOU are waffling

Like u didn’t spearhead multiple AR apps from scratch

[umbral dagger]

Spearhead 😭😭

[balmy kernel]

it’s how many i answered

not score

i mean if they wanted 40/40 that’s crazy

pretty sure will take few weeks

if not next week we will know

💀

[glass tulip]

shopify are goons

[ebon solstice]

Shopify better give me my interview

If they don’t it’s rigged

[glass tulip]

fr same no cap

[lavish belfry]

im still waiting lmao

[neat peak]

what font is that for the gpa part?

[upper shore]

Have any other “major” fall internships dropped other than Shopify?

[peak sphinx]

tesla nvidia

[upper shore]

Do Nvidia referrals help? I had one for summer but never heard back 😭

[orchid thunder]

When did nvidia drop?

[peak sphinx]

like a week or two ago

for a while they’ve had combined summer/fall apps but i think they closed recently. now the recent openings are either summer or fall

[blazing osprey]

does tesla require 2025-2026 grad? is there a point in applying if ur 2027

[buoyant stag]

dm?

[spare granite]

Yo did shopify send out interviews already?

[swift mantle]

can Tesla fucking talk to me? I swear im a nice person

[terse spruce]

havent heard dick

[sweet forge]

headcount is full

[opaque bough]

Anybody joining TikTok for fall?

Dm plz

[grave shuttle]

how do you know

[sweet forge]

@foggy turtle is a recruiter

[light wing]

This guy is larping

Just relax and wait

[sweet forge]

yeah sorry

[spare granite]

Is it bad if my last internship was jan 2024

[blazing osprey]

Not tryna get blacklisted

[glass tulip]

u won't get blacklisted for lying abt ur grad ☠️

they do not care

[unreal quail]

How is that bad

[unreal quail]

C1 probably will

[spare granite]

oh shit mb i meant jan 2024

jan-april

[glass tulip]

oh

skill issue then idk

[unreal quail]

I don’t think that a problem still. Like that pretty recent still

[loud burrow]

Anyone know fully remote big tech internships?

[unreal quail]

Idk any big tech. I know Dropbox, pinterest, airbnb, hubspot, Splunk, github, cisco meraki are usually remote fully

[loud burrow]

Ain’t that big tech?

Wtf is big tech

It’s not just faang

[unreal quail]

I thought big tech was like faang and a few other companies with very big stocks like TikTok, NVIDIA, and Tesla

[weak fern]

Microsoft, they have some remote. Mainly full-stack I think

but they prolly done recruiting now

[snow nova]

id say like hubspot, pin, and drop are a bit small to be called big tech

[spare granite]

For fall?

[weak fern]

Oh my fault I’m tripping 😭

[dim summit]

Yeah fall is basically over

[unreal quail]

Nah he just talking which companies are big tech

[weak fern]

My bad I meant summer, but fall internships still opening, April to June is main season

[snow nova]

fall cooked this year ngl

[loud burrow]

Oh maybe yeah in terms of stock

I just meant like good tech companies

[loud burrow]

For fall?

[kind needle]

any new fall openings?

[unreal quail]

Idt Microsoft does fall unless you are Waterloo

[loud burrow]

What they got against Waterloo

[vocal jacinth]

teehee

[unreal quail]

Idk companies love Waterloo so much 😭. Other companies like meta and bloomberg give fall internships only to them

[snow nova]

js too

[vernal rose]

and it costs them everything

[sleek parcel]

cuz its the only relevant school in canada (think of it like the US t5 cs got combined into 1 uni)

[vernal rose]

i think js does fall for everyone?

theyre very lenient with their requirments

prob just waterloo got enough mfs that are cracked enough to find something better than JS

for summer

[karmic prawn]

11 year old ahh

[mighty pawn]

Does putting incoming summer on fall app actually help for recruiting?

[mortal linden]

sure why not

personally i feel company name >> bullet points under it

[lucid viper]

Yes

Ur summer needs aura tho

[mighty pawn]

True it’s better than not putting but it feels like flexing “yo I did 2 LC questions in an interview successfully”

[foggy turtle]

have not gotten shit for fall yet lol

[lucid viper]

Facts lol

Straight rejection

[loud burrow]

Oh I read it wrong u said unless ur Waterloo

Lol

[loud burrow]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am from Waterloo but I can confirm Waterloo internship culture is different

[winter sleet]

is waterloo that fuckin orz

[glass tulip]

fall is cooked (unless u go to waterloo ig)

[storm sail]

got shopify int

[glass tulip]

lmao dubs

someone actually got it 😭😭🙏🙏

[storm sail]

day it came out

[ebon solstice]

Fr?

[glass tulip]

canada or us?

[lucid viper]

he’s trolling

[mortal linden]

ragebait?

[glass tulip]

nah he’s canada

they might actually be sending them lol

[lucid viper]

I am too and I ain’t get it

[glass tulip]

💀

yeah why wud he randomly lie lmao

[glass tulip]

good job

[lucid viper]

inspect element

[glass tulip]

bro if it’s that deep that’s just a skill issue

wasting ur time to inspect element an email to lie abt an interview is crazy

[hazy vector]

are all interviews CA rn?

seems like it

[glass tulip]

everyone whose said anything has been canada

so probably

[ebon solstice]

Damn I didn’t get anything 😭

[glass tulip]

just believe

[ebon solstice]

I needed this bro

[ebon solstice]

I’m a dumbass

Lacked on iq test

Got like 3 wrong I think

[glass tulip]

did u do all the questions tho

[hazy vector]

bro u r not a dumbass for this

there is just not enough time to get them al right

[ebon solstice]

Yeah I did them

[glass tulip]

then it’s fine

[ebon solstice]

I did it without a calc so I barely had time

[hazy vector]

maybe resume screen

and batches

[ebon solstice]

Bro I swear my resume isn’t bad

[hazy vector]

im just speculating

[ebon solstice]

I refined it 1000 times before I applied to shop

Yeah Ik

[glass tulip]

it’s only been like 2 batches lol it’ll be fine

[ebon solstice]

But Ik people with way worse resumes and they got shop interview before

[glass tulip]

there’s some rng at the end of the day

[ebon solstice]

I applied on the day it came out though

[glass tulip]

everyone did

[hazy vector]

allg u got this

[ebon solstice]

Guys

[glass tulip]

🙏🙏

see just believe

[ebon solstice]

If my solution to OA

Was 100 but looked AI

[glass tulip]

bro just had to refresh his email a few times

[ebon solstice]

what happens

[glass tulip]

did u use AI?

[hazy vector]

they cant prove its ai

[ebon solstice]

No I didn’t

But I used it after

[glass tulip]

then there’s no issue lol

[ebon solstice]

And i got like the same solution

Like almost bAr for bar

Oh

[hazy vector]

wtf

💀

[ebon solstice]

Bro I’m praying

Pray for me boys pls

[glass tulip]

pretty sure the only ai check is if it matches the code from their bank

then u get an auto 0

[ebon solstice]

Oh

So I’m fine then?

Got 100 on it

[glass tulip]

how else cud they prove it

they can’t

[ebon solstice]

True

[glass tulip]

as long as u didn’t tab out over and over

[ebon solstice]

I also added comments

[glass tulip]

and do something stupid

that’s not an issue

[ebon solstice]

No I didn’t tab out once

[glass tulip]

then it’s fine gng

just keep waiting

[hazy vector]

bro my dumbass forgot i was taking an OA and i like did the three finger thing on mac to check discord in the middle of it lol

[glass tulip]

lmao i did the same

but idt that even counts as a tab out

[hazy vector]

hopefully not

[glass tulip]

ur main application doesn’t aerially change when u do that

[ebon solstice]

Yeah I think I had discord open

Forgot to close it

[glass tulip]

also if u tab out once for 2 seconds nothing will happen 💀

[hazy vector]

true

[idle plover]

what role?

[glass tulip]

i glaze apple

[marble ember]

Is shopify just technical then life story

[honest island]

!process slopify interview

[spare granite]

did u get interview too

[gleaming yoke]

Has anyone here ever done a fall internship before?

[marble ember]

yea

[supple forum]

They giving out interviews?

Cooked

[glass tulip]

When someone from the US gets an interview this channel will go haywire

[hazy vector]

lmfao true

ooo

karina fan

[glass tulip]

🙏

[hazy vector]

aespa?

[glass tulip]

aespa

[hazy vector]

aespa

[glass tulip]

🥶

[balmy kernel]

jheez what was ur OA scores?

and when did u complete it?

[round rapids]

Any us got interview yet?

[karmic prawn]

@storm sail are u CA or US

[storm sail]

CA

[karmic prawn]

i see

good luck bro

[storm sail]

400 and a day after i applied

[karmic prawn]

when did u schedule it

[paper umbra]

Is shopify us fall remote

Or in person

[ebon solstice]

A whole day after

[karmic prawn]

in person

[ebon solstice]

Ggs bro

I thought it was going out to ppl who did it first

[balmy kernel]

did you finish ur iq test like 40/40?

[ebon solstice]

Guess not

[karmic prawn]

it’s not first come first serve

[balmy kernel]

i did mine the day after too :/

[karmic prawn]

it’s also resume

[balmy kernel]

that would means they looked at ur resume then

if not FCFS

FCFS would make more sense

[karmic prawn]

i think resume has more prio thi

[balmy kernel]

welp lets see

i heard people getting denied already

[woeful summit]

how do you put your summer role on jake's resume while applying for fall roles

[balmy kernel]

Incoming intern

then put start date

or expected end date

[woeful summit]

no bullet points right?

[storm sail]

doubt it

[balmy kernel]

no i dont think so

[storm sail]

the pattern stuff tripped me out

[balmy kernel]

but did you finish the question like fo thru all?

[storm sail]

ye

[unreal quail]

Hybrid

[balmy kernel]

damn

[karmic prawn]

aye ray, send me ur resume

[balmy kernel]

i have yet to see someone who didnt finish it (like i got 30/40) and get interview

[karmic prawn]

and when is ur interview

🐱

[ebon solstice]

I didn’t get rejected yet

Is there still hope

I’d probably hear back end of today right

[static remnant]

Yeah probably

[alpine wolf]

well rip lol

[ebon solstice]

I should’ve applied to data Eng

[alpine wolf]

i get coinbase and amazon ng processes but not shopify internship 🤣

[ebon solstice]

I’m doing a data Eng internship this summer probably would’ve had better odds

[balmy kernel]

oh shit i did mine 2 days later

lol

not the next day

okay welp i still got hope

[glass tulip]

it doesn’t matter when you did it ur given a range of days to do it for a reason

[balmy kernel]

next release next week 🤞

[ebon solstice]

I think I messed up my application too lmao

Yk how there’s a select box

[balmy kernel]

its good to do it asap, they even said on email its FCFS

[ebon solstice]

I think for the one before I put data but I selected swe and infra lmao

[glass tulip]

well that’s tough then

[balmy kernel]

unless that was diff OA

idk whatever patience is key GL to anyone that got the interviews!

[balmy kernel]

u get OA?

[glass tulip]

u damn canadians

[ebon solstice]

Yes

[balmy kernel]

then u good

[balmy kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/so-how-do-we-resolve-this-ann-reynolds-wentworth-what-are-we-gonna-do-how-do-we-fix-this-gif-23007921

[ebon solstice]

Hopefully

[glass tulip]

this is too much stress for shopify ☠️🙏

[ebon solstice]

Bro shopify is tuff

[glass tulip]

just be patient if you’ll hear back

shopify are goons

[balmy kernel]

shopify pays good for a canadian company

wdym

[ebon solstice]

Yeah it’s 44 cad an hour that’s pretty good ngl

Better than what im getting at Mastercard

[lucid viper]

No shopify int with referral + perfect OA + iq test

[ebon solstice]

Mastercards cheap ngl

[balmy kernel]

that just intern LOL and you are likely to get RO which is start 110k

[ebon solstice]

33 an hour in vanc

[ebon solstice]

Rejected or just waiting?

[lucid viper]

waiting

[ebon solstice]

You’ll be good bro u got 40 on iq and a referral

[static remnant]

How do u guys know what u got on the iq test

Did they say the score

[ebon solstice]

You kind of just know

No

[balmy kernel]

its not about what tehy got

its about how many they completed

[static remnant]

Idk I was rushing it cause I was behind

[balmy kernel]

hence 40/40 for eg

[static remnant]

Oh

Okay I did all

[ebon solstice]

But I could just gguess them all then

[static remnant]

But def didn’t get all correct

[ebon solstice]

Bro idk what type of money u guys are making

[balmy kernel]

logically speaking, if they looking at who finished 40/40 then thats stupid lol... but if you tried your best as the platform says before you start, then i would assume its better to guess them correct then rush thru it and guess wrong

idk

🤷‍♂️

[glass tulip]

AMERICA RAAAA

[balmy kernel]

@glass tulip u American ?

[glass tulip]

yes

[balmy kernel]

get well soon

[glass tulip]

it’s wraps for the country

but AMERICA

[balmy kernel]

in this economy bro yall trippin

just get some lite until we get outta this shithole market

type shii wish you the best and bigger offer gang 🙏

i hope they dont care about masters

[snow nova]

nah they don't say it but it's just loo

[gloomy basin]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-gif-13527649

[idle plover]

Did anyone get fall intv at shop for Product DS? (Canada)

[sleek parcel]

historically, why isn't there a spring internship channel?

@gloomy basin

[limpid imp]

!warn @vagrant beacon spam content

[digital bough]

pinx8 has been warned, this is their first warning.

[vagrant beacon]

No why

How many warns more will i get cooked

[sleek parcel]

but don't winternships usually only last like a month

also when is the recruiting period for that usually

[brittle depot]

CA or US?

[lucid viper]

CA

[wintry skiff]

any1 know how much shopify pays in toronto?

[woeful compass]

Depends on past internships, but around 40/hr + 1000/month

[lucid viper]

45 or so

depends on how many co-op terms you’ve completed

[wintry skiff]

any idea on hm it would be for someone with 5 internships

[wintry skiff]

^

[woeful compass]

Around 43/hr + 1000/month then

I think

[lucid viper]

44.5 for 40 hours

[woeful compass]

Sweatshop salary 😦

[wintry skiff]

thats acc good for canadian intern standards but it just doesnt make sense that their FT is <120k, interns are hella close to making the same as new grads

[lucid viper]

pre sure they start some interns at L5 if ur nice

[woeful compass]

Yeahhh, interns can return as L4/L5

[cinder solar]

I'm cooked. My other summer offer couldn't be pushed to fall 😦

[brittle depot]

22.50 for undergrad

and 25 for masters

[spare granite]

same lol

I even had a shopify extension app on my resume

when did you apply

[lucid viper]

when it dropped

[karmic prawn]

all these shopify fall loo processes

it’s cooked

been spawn camping that since winter

manifesting!

[karmic prawn]

wait is it haven’t heard back or rejected

[lucid viper]

haven’t heard back

[karmic prawn]

bruh

[karmic prawn]

hby

[ember flint]

Im uofa

Did my peer already

I had a refferal idk if that helped

[cinder solar]

Did anyone even get shopify process for US?

[brittle depot]

Poopify

[brittle depot]

no idts

[ember flint]

This prolly after canada

Tbh

For summer interviews were done mid jan to march mid

[cinder solar]

Fall would start in May/June then lol

[zinc spoke]

hey noth how are you doing

[ember flint]

I mean they will start doing it more by start of may

But some in april

Like loo

[blazing osprey]

does tesla push offer to later terms?

[opaque bough]

Plz dm me if anyone is interning at tiktok this fall!

[lyric sequoia]

saw people posting getting shopify canada interviews, anyone got for US?

[karmic prawn]

no

whats good

blud says hi and then leaves me hanging 😢

i need to be doing that too

but this project is killing me 🤡

it’s not related to resewrch

class projects

😭

but it’s resume worthy tho

reinforcement learning in delayed reward settings 🤡

w buzzwords

[thick edge]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-idk-iono-hands-up-gif-7122581203490458147

[karmic prawn]

i’m hungry

[thick edge]

dawg needs the meal swipe

unfortunately i am trying to sleep but @ me any other day 💀

[karmic prawn]

dawg

@thick edge u go brown

[loud burrow]

thoughts on remote work culture? I feel like youre missing out on building real connections and its mainly just for resume value. Like yes you can learn but its much more self driven work.

[errant lark]

intern irl is fine

but ng i want remote

save so much time on commute

idc about working in the office

[prime totem]

Anyone know if there is a cheaper versions of interview coder?

[marble gale]

aw hale nah

[storm anvil]

there’s open source interview coder

[karmic prawn]

ayooo

[zinc spoke]

How do you get cheaper than a free program

[prime totem]

I tried it but it shows for my use case. There isn’t any updated version of the open source code. Code is too old and not updated

[karmic prawn]

ngl, these loo kids linkedin looking cracked

holy 3 big tech internships 💀

infintite money glitch

[glacial wadi]

update it yourself?

it’s not hard to make

[alpine wolf]

U don’t understand

Ppl that want to use that are too ngmi to understand how to do that

[sick crescent]

shopify us fall

[zinc spoke]

bro been living under a rock

[real swallow]

This looks good, anyone who got Fall 2025 offer yet???

[spare granite]

Yo I got zon OA for junior dev intern for the seattle position, is it possible to move it to the vancouver one?

I'm a canadian and i dont think they sponsor?

[primal egret]

Does amazon sde-test intern have the same interview questions as regular sde? I know that regular sde usually only have 1 1 hour interview but I have 2 1 hour interview, don't really know what to expect

[karmic prawn]

these open cv hand gesture project tspmoicl

[drowsy pecan]

Bro please you don’t understand we are helping the blind/deaf/disabled just one more opencv hand gesture project

[wet plank]

You can just vibe code it lmao

[mortal linden]

what do you mean?! im not the first person to do it??

[loud burrow]

Fr

[sleek parcel]

bump

[kind needle]

any new fall openings?

any new spring 2026 openings?

[glass tulip]

no and no

[static remnant]

Does anyone know how many rounds shopify is?

[unreal quail]

They have it on their site here https://internships.shopify.com/

[orchid thunder]

gg

[ember flint]

2

[distant gazelle]

seems like ppl already got shopify interviews in can rest of us r cooked?

[gloomy basin]

Im cooked

[idle plover]

Pre sure everyone I’ve seen get intv for shop was engg so holding out hope for data (fries -> bag)

[sonic verge]

anyone know if other major companies are hiring interns for fall 2025 yet?

[karmic prawn]

its been cooked

[static remnant]

only tesla and nividia so far

most recruiting hasn't really started for fall yet

[sonic verge]

tesla only hiring 2026 grads tho ri?

[static remnant]

not sure

it says on the application but I have friends who got in for summer that aren't 2026

[sonic verge]

oh shi okok

[static remnant]

I would just apply and not worry about it

[unreal quail]

Amd and tiktok also

[karmic prawn]

need to save my tiktok apps for new grad LMAO

we live in a society

[strange bough]

any tips on how to pass the Google team match? I keep getting rejected? Pls anyone

[solid ibex]

has google fall started? or r u referencing summer and isnt summer over at this point

[robust junco]

google has fall?!

[unreal quail]

Google fall apps was the same as summer. You got it by pushing your start date in August if your team allowed it

[solid ibex]

yeah, which is why im confused bc team match is over now right

unless.... non usa?

[snow nova]

their latest start date is basically a fall internship

[robust junco]

does anyone here have experiences applying to stripe winter

[zinc adder]

whisprgpt.com it's for 10 bucks. DM me for free access if you are this desperate and cannot afford at all

[ember flint]

Took mine 3 weeks to schedule

Why do we have so many mutuals

Interesting

[distant gazelle]

is it for fall or summer?

[spare granite]

I got that email and then rejected a couple days later

testing

vehicle software I think

[orchid thunder]

orz

[sleek parcel]

does JS do spring?

[potent zephyr]

how long should we expect for a response after shopify OA ?

[unreal quail]

i think only if you are waterloo they do

[idle plover]

they always do this, you legit gotta respond to tsla recruiters the hour you get email otherwise its in gods hands

[vivid marten]

yea

[karmic prawn]

there’s ur answer

[vagrant quiver]

discretion of the team

[spare granite]

How should I study for zon OA?

[gloomy basin]

I’ve seen kids with even more than that lol
I know a loo kid with 5 big tech and 1 unicorn(databricks)

[viscid flower]

what even is the point of this lol

you're just a professional intern

just go FT already

[wintry skiff]

the way most of loo students see it is that if they want to work in the US the only route is

intern -> return offer

[vagrant beacon]

we dont gotta be in love now

[upbeat bloom]

Not quite. It just happens that most people get a full time role by getting a return offer

[gloomy basin]

To mog people

To

[orchid thunder]

Well Waterloo requires you to have at least 5 internships in order to graduate

[loud burrow]

Is remote full time doable during school term?

[neat peak]

waterloo students like wu tang clan

[vagrant beacon]

asian nest bro

they gonna take over the universe

there will be def star war in the near future. I am the leader of asia continent

[neat peak]

in sweden it's like 10% asians only

i don't know what it is about NA to have that many asians

[vagrant beacon]

yeh cuz europe doesnt have the grind level like asia and ameriza

[chrome wharf]

When is fall recruiting cycle

[vagrant beacon]

america

europe is such retired ah continent

[neat peak]

meanwhile, oxford is top 5 in CS

ethz is top 10 in CS

cambridge is also top 5 iirc

[neat peak]

april/may/june

[chrome wharf]

So now 😳

[neat peak]

accenture has already started recruiting for winter internships

speaking for europe lol

[chrome wharf]

Oh lmao

[neat peak]

you probably can find an answer to that Q if you search on the server

[alpine wolf]

i'd rather go to any of these unis than any in the us

beautiful campuses

very smart ppl

ig career wise it is not as good in europe

[neat peak]

are you in the u.s.? @alpine wolf

[neat peak]

there are some good ones in the u.s. too

[alpine wolf]

no canada

[neat peak]

i like university of washington, stanford

[alpine wolf]

yes

but i visited cambridge and ethz and it was insane

i visited us unis too

[neat peak]

you have been on exchange anywhere?

[alpine wolf]

no, but i stayed with my girlfriend while she was in exchange in uk

[nimble gull]

@

[karmic prawn]

how much do ai startups tend to pay

[unreal quail]

<@&868936794601828492> delete

[lapis lark]

!ban @sonic oriole scam promo

[digital bough]

Banned diabolic_dragon

[warm urchin]

wheres mipmaster at i miss him

[unreal quail]

he left the server bro

[warm urchin]

what why : (

i was j gone for a couple days

[unreal quail]

he found the server useless post recruititng

[warm urchin]

damn

doesnt mean hes gotta leave

[unreal quail]

true but he still active on the zon server somehwat

He said he rejoin here when next season begins

[warm urchin]

bet he'll pro be in newgrad tho

its ok ima be there too next year

[vagrant beacon]

hello

bro

i swear i got rejected from all tesla roles even tho i got decent amount of intvs from tesla this cycle

[vernal rose]

ur resume ev mustve went down

[fervent minnow]

did you get any offers at all?

from tesla

[vagrant beacon]

that's why i swear here

[kind needle]

any new fall openings?

[glass tulip]

no

[midnight tinsel]

Tesla already sent OAs for fall?:(

[lament pelican]

does tesla even do OAs?

[midnight tinsel]

No idea

[pulsar gate]

has anyone been in a situation where they are recruiting while doing an internship in-person? how do y'all navigate that?

[dim summit]

I do it during lunch

[pulsar gate]

tuff

[sleek parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/glaze-gif-3496295334810816206

[supple hull]

mip glaze so forced now

json more orz

6.3k likes

x2 mip

[forest schooner]

mip got mogged

[supple hull]

[gloomy basin]

What’s his height though?

[supple hull]

taller than 6 8

gaps mip and speemch

tragic

juda hows the toaddom

[gloomy basin]

uckkk…

[gloomy basin]

I need a haircut

I’m getting my first cosmetic procedures done in a few days

[supple hull]

ggs

[gloomy basin]

Thanks

[glass tulip]

PARNEY

UR BACK

[supple hull]

yuh

tqd is ass

[unreal quail]

@supple hull pookie is back, now back to TT

[ebon solstice]

wtf do u need to get tesla interview

am i just buns? or do u have to be elite

rejections on top of rejections

[glass tulip]

theyre the goat of ghosting

getting rejection emails lowk already smth

[drowsy radish]

when did u apply bro

[glass tulip]

to tesla?

they open hella roles I usually apply within the hour

same day at the latest

[unreal quail]

Tesla is just rng af

[glass tulip]

nah fr

i can't even get rejection emaisl applying in the hour with inc apple

ig the smart thing to do wud be to tailor ur resume to the speciifc role

[unreal quail]

Apple gaps Tesla it is fine

[glass tulip]

yeah tesla is so cooked

[unreal quail]

yeah i tried doing this it does not help

[unreal quail]

we are dodging a bullet because our offers would be rescinded anyways

[glass tulip]

lmao fr

[drowsy radish]

damn bro, how do u get the motivation to apply within the day 💀

im so lazy af now, i applied 2 days ago for 2 roles at tesla which opened weeks ago idk

how to get tesla reachout

@vagrant beacon

[ebon solstice]

Ppl say that but I think my resume is just too buns to compete tbh

Not buns but like there are some sweaty ppl

[unreal quail]

yeah same tbh

[ebon solstice]

Also, if I’m a Canadian citizen, do I have a lower chance of getting a US position

[unreal quail]

@vagrant beacon you tesla rn?

[ebon solstice]

I asked for advice but the ppl said it actually looked good so idk how to improve it lol

I need a recruiter to take a look at it

Any recruiters in here 👀

[unreal quail]

i heard there are some janestreet and databricks recruiters here, but they are real quiet

[ebon solstice]

Yeah they would throw my resume in the trash

Jane street? Bro I think I’d get laughed at

[supple hull]

💀

[ebon solstice]

Do Yk anyone that works at Jane street

[supple hull]

js recruiters prolly have better stuff to do icel

[supple hull]

nah idk anyone at all

[ebon solstice]

What about like Tesla

There’s so many ppl getting Tesla interviews

I need to see their resumes bro

[unreal quail]

speemch the goat is working there this summer

[ebon solstice]

Fire

Do they pay nice?

[unreal quail]

bro they pay like $120 per hour. They are like one of the most paid internships

[ebon solstice]

Btw can someone confirm this pls

[mortal linden]

are u loo

[unreal quail]

depends on the company tbh

[ebon solstice]

Tesla?

Or jane street

[unreal quail]

No Janestreet

[ebon solstice]

Lmao

Yeah Ik

I’m asking for Tesla

[supple hull]

wait bruh maatez, i thought you were cracked

tragic

[ebon solstice]

Hell no

[supple hull]

another one lets me down

[ebon solstice]

If I was looking

Loo*

I’d be at faang

[unreal quail]

Tesla depends. I heard most people get paid $45 to $50 here

[ebon solstice]

But I’m cheeks

[ebon solstice]

Who tf told u that

I’m ass g

[supple hull]

rip

[unreal quail]

[supple hull]

ts tragic all the gmis are gone

[ebon solstice]

Wait why did u think I was cracked lmaoooo

[mortal linden]

harder then

[gloomy basin]

Ass can be good though

[ebon solstice]

That’s fire

[unreal quail]

bro all the gmis are zon 💀

[ebon solstice]

I’m so ass I’ve only had 1 interview

[supple hull]

wait u right

zon disc is j new cscd

ill go back there

[ebon solstice]

Bro I need a fall internship

Any suggestions

I’ve tried nvidia Tesla and shop

[unreal quail]

bro you help started it

[ebon solstice]

Shopify still no email

[unreal quail]

Palantir

[supple hull]

wdym dawg

[blazing osprey]

there arent new postings

[unreal quail]

after you left 😭

[ebon solstice]

I think I applied there

[supple hull]

jason n u started it tf

[supple hull]

mip left before me

[unreal quail]

i never left cscd tho

[blazing osprey]

just wait for shopify to finish sending

[supple hull]

i realized cscd brainrot but tqd even worst

so i came back

i need to finish shopify iq test fuck

[ebon solstice]

U still haven’t done it?

[unreal quail]

bro zon server brainrot is worse than cscd

[ebon solstice]

Bro I didn’t get 100

Fucking lacked

[supple hull]

nah, you cant say that bruh

[ebon solstice]

Hopefully I still hear back

[supple hull]

theres none of the seeds there

wait u got shop intv?

[ebon solstice]

Are you loo

[unreal quail]

bro at least cscd doesn't got racist people 💀 . some of the stuff i saw on the zon server was unhinged

[supple hull]

@unreal quail u get shop too?

[blazing osprey]

canada but yeah

[supple hull]

ic, glgl

[unreal quail]

yeah but ghosted

[supple hull]

intv?

why not

[unreal quail]

no i got nothing

[ebon solstice]

Waterloo?

[supple hull]

us prolly on later tl

[blazing osprey]

yes loo

[unreal quail]

also bro this was due a week ago 💀

it said to finish by Monday, April 14th on the oa email

[ebon solstice]

So did everyone else get 100 on iq test

[blazing osprey]

the shopify recruiters get kinda pissy when u ask them to move it around as well

[unreal quail]

how do you know. it doesn't say your score

[supple hull]

im too gmi

[ebon solstice]

I know I didn’t

[supple hull]

theyll take me

[ebon solstice]

U can kind of tell if u did

I lacked on like two of the image questions

[supple hull]

i actually did mine before 14th but i accidentally closed the window so they locked assessment fo rme

[ebon solstice]

Had no time

[unreal quail]

same bro fuck those questions ong

[supple hull]

they sent it again

[ebon solstice]

I think I got at least 35/40

I didn’t use a calculator

[unreal quail]

why tf does shopify need to know our iq for a swe internship

[ebon solstice]

So I had to do some calculations in my head

[glass tulip]

did u need a calcualtor?

[ebon solstice]

To save time yeah

[unreal quail]

you could use one if you wanted to

[glass tulip]

oh

i didn't read the instructions

[ebon solstice]

Me neither I just saw no calc

[unreal quail]

they said it was allowed at the start

[glass tulip]

oh

lol

[ebon solstice]

And then someone said it’s allowed

[unreal quail]

they said to ignore the instructions at the very start

[ebon solstice]

So I’m just a dumbass for not reading

Yeah Ik

[glass tulip]

yeha i remember this

[ebon solstice]

Lmaoooo

I was just in a rush

[alpine wolf]

i just did aptitude test for coinbase ng and they made me do 50 of those same questions in 15 min

i thought the shopify one was tight 😭

[supple hull]

iq test so pointless

mfs asking us to look at two pictuers and spot the difference

[unreal quail]

rip

[supple hull]

thats the shit my 80 year old grandparents do

[glass tulip]

yeah it was a waste

[supple hull]

💀 they fiinna ask us to watch paint dry next

[glass tulip]

basicallty test if ur a workign human being

paint dry vs leetcode

[unreal quail]

shopify trying to act like they are quant

[supple hull]

25/hr btw

zon is 2x that

and zon process is free af

[glass tulip]

pretty good probably

[drowsy radish]

he got lots of tesla ints

[unreal quail]

@vagrant beacon you the damm 🐐

[alpine wolf]

oracle is paying like $24 cad/h for ng here

💀

[supple hull]

YOU LIAR

you are a LIAR

[vernal rose]

does shopify even have resume ev

[unreal quail]

tesla got offices in canada?

[drowsy radish]

[alpine wolf]

yes

[supple hull]

YOU LIED TO ME

[unreal quail]

yes but post oa

oa is auto

[supple hull]

i thought we were teh same, turns out you gap

[vernal rose]

micrsoft prob has more resume ev

than shopify

[drowsy radish]

sorry parney bb

[supple hull]

shop lowk negative ev

[drowsy radish]

nah u gap

me

[supple hull]

🪞

[vernal rose]

ngmi

[unreal quail]

@drowsy radish i did not know you were sooo gmi

[alpine wolf]

cscd inherited crypto brainrot

[drowsy radish]

bro we both incoming at same company 💀

im cooked

[vernal rose]

@drowsy radish can i get some alpha on how to be gmi

[drowsy radish]

bro u gap me

[vernal rose]

bros gatekeeping

💀

[karmic prawn]

is a 50/hr ai start up for fall worth even if they have 200 followers on linkedin

[sweet frigate]

ye

linkedin followers is a bad metric

[supple hull]

bruh

im so gapped

why wont fall find me 😭

[vernal rose]

can i get a referral

[ebon solstice]

Are u serious

That’s cooked

Do you guys try and learn the stuff you’ll be working on before your internship

To kind of get a head start or do u just learn on the job

Damn fr

They told me what im gonna be working on last week

Some fraud prevention shit

Seems fun no?

Mastercard

It’s Python anyway

And I’m also doing machine learning

Oh yeah makes sense

Probably expect more out of u too right

Is it unheard of to do ML for a data eng position?

They also said they’ll let me work on some infra stuff

That’s what I’m saying I was confused lol

Hopefully I can get my shit done

Would be cooked if I didn’t bro

Need that return offer

3rd going to 4th

But I can’t graduate next year unless I take a spring sem

Which I won’t do unless they give me a return offer

Nah how it works here is I can do an internship whenever

Uofa is ass compared to lip

Loo

You guys actually have a proper coop thing, we don’t

Uofa is pure cheeks

Yeah that’s what I heard

Did u move to go to loo or did u live there already

😂😂😂😂

I just find it weird to move to go to uni

But it makes sense

Your career will turn out 100x better if u go to loo

You guys get internships wherever u want

Uoft is strong too though

I used to think uofa was good lol

But it’s genuinely cheeks compared to these other cs schools

Yeah but like nobody targets uofa lol

Everyone targets loo

But it makes sense because it’s way harder to get into

Do u remember ur high school avg

Damn 💀

I think uofa was a 91

Where you interning at this summer

Nvidia?

Damn bro congrats

Cali?

How does the visa process work

Does the company take care of it

Lmao but cali is nice though

[vernal rose]

trump stopped visas

[ebon solstice]

Are you trying to do fall too

[vernal rose]

@unreal quail

give my boy some alpha

[unreal quail]

Everything on that list is pretty much open except Zon, Google, Snowflake, Cohere, Snowflake, Splunk, and Ramp

[vagrant beacon]

how long does nvidia take to reject after final?

[unreal quail]

they weren't swe though

[orchid thunder]

#2026_winter when

#2026_summer when

[neat peak]

people probably are preparing for 2026 now 💀

here i am still looking for summer 2025 openings

[indigo elbow]

what is tqd

turkish quandale dingle

[gloomy basin]

turkish quandale dingle

[torn glen]

turkish quandale dingle

[unreal quail]

nah not without sponsorship

[karmic prawn]

orz💨

[unreal quail]

yes it is called Semester at Palantir

[gusty crescent]

for fall?

i think they look at all the projects at once so it wont be till then

[brittle depot]

it’s a project and then a 5 round interview process right

[gusty crescent]

no idea

i thought the int process was shorter cause of proj

[unreal quail]

people told me that the project just replaces the phone screen everything else is the same

[gusty crescent]

what the freak

horrible

[uncut mesa]

should I put the fries in the bag and stop recruiting for fall with aws

or try to go for something better

[unreal quail]

there aren't that many companies better than aws even

[uncut mesa]

I want nvidia or google :(

honestly mainly google or like ramp

[unreal quail]

google and ramp are already full, no way you are getting those

[uncut mesa]

oh fr

damn

alr ig i'll finally announce aws on linkedin then lmao

[dim summit]

yeah fall is over lol

[potent zephyr]

Did anyone get shopify interview canada 2025? for FALL

[unreal quail]

Yes I applied but I haven't done the project yet lol

[unreal quail]

yeah a shit ton of people did. look at the process channel

[potent zephyr]

how do i check that? sorry im new to the disc @unreal quail

[unreal quail]

look here #2025_summer_intern_process message bunch of people got it

[ebon solstice]

I think only loo kids have gotten the shopify interview

[brittle depot]

only canada

[gusty crescent]

are u gonna do it

i think its due tmrw

[unreal quail]

Wait really I thought it was due April 25th 💀

[gusty crescent]

wait

im trolling

why did i think today was the 24th

my b

[dim summit]

it's not even for swe lol

[unreal quail]

Bro you gave me a heart attack there for a sec 😭

[dim summit]

its a sales/consulting role

[gusty crescent]

im j tryna goon in nyc fall

i thought they had like pm equivalent as well

deployment strategist

[unreal quail]

nah it more like pmish with swe

yes definitely

they are breaking apart

But not as bad yours @cunning mica

[dim summit]

nvidia defo gaps palantir

palantir doesnt even scale after ng

[vagrant beacon]

nvidia gapped mfs palantir

nvidia is the future

i swear

[dim summit]

palantir is mostly good marketing too imo

like contrary to people's beliefs, they dont actually make missiles or AI drones for war

they just make dashboards mostly...

[vagrant beacon]

tf is missiles with a software company bro?

no i'm just memeing palantir have no ways to do missiles stuff

no dont apply to taht fucking company

[dim summit]

idk why you're hyping fde up 💀

there are so many reviews online from actual fde employees

they just bait you and then dump consulting work on you

the company blog post? lol

go on blind or reddit

see for yourself there

[neat peak]

how do people write their cover letters for palantir

"ever since i was a kid, i admired the bravery it takes to sell defense tech wrapped in a mission statement about saving the world. my dream is to help optimize drone strikes from a modern office with cold brew on tap. i believe in the power of big data -- not for the people, but in spite of them. let me contribute to a future where war is agile, privacy is deprecated, and rebellion is just another feature request."

[dim summit]

palantir does not make weapons

also half their business isnt related to defense at all

[mortal linden]

found the palantir hr

[dapper kayak]

do any companies have spring internships?

[potent trout]

snowflake, stripe, databricks (?), aws

citadel

[little tartan]

Palantir aids massively in defense, and that is based

OPTIMIZE THE DIGITAL KILL CHAIN

[orchid thunder]

your pfp is uncomfortable

[neat peak]

palantir sounds like something from LOTR

like a elf lord

holy shit 💀

[limpid imp]

This is like layer 1 of the silicon valley iceberg

Actually maybe layer 2

[dapper kayak]

how hard is tesla process compared to like amazon or meta

[limpid imp]

If not autopilot, pretty easy

Like amz level

Oh wow uk abt him

Ya hes pretty deep

Fuck this guy tho

Im deleting your message

Because i dont want to potentially propagate his views

Which are anti-scientific and racist

[neat peak]

I come from a marxist background so dw abt my sympathies

[limpid imp]

Ppl like him make me sick

Yayyy dystopia

[neat peak]

Luckily he's pretty fringe

[limpid imp]

Yeah thankfully

Though the current administrations connections dont inspire confidence

[vagrant beacon]

but they stack rank harshly i swear

if you make a single mistake, you die

[limpid imp]

Hmm i was not aware

I interviewed there 3 years ago

So its been a minute

Actually in the last 3 years I've only interviewed at 2 companies

[vagrant beacon]

they are basically competitive, they dont wanna pay for ngmi kids

[vagrant quiver]

what does stack rank harshly mean? do they do a lot of ppl at once?

[vagrant beacon]

basically yeh

[limpid imp]

I have a few friends at tesla

They pay a lot of ngmis...

[viscid flower]

damn really

i thought elon only hired the best of the best

[rich vector]

soulkks prob thinks 99% of cs is ngmi

[viscid flower]

that's what he says 😔

[viscid flower]

i mean globally.... yeah it is lol

[rich vector]

would you call nikola tesla a ngmi

[potent trout]

how do you get into the process 😭

[unreal quail]

Tesla is just a rng game tbh

[vagrant quiver]

doesnt tesla do team specific tho

[limpid imp]

Idk it was 3 years ago

[potent trout]

rly? I thought your resume has to match exactly 😭

[neat peak]

what about timing

[vagrant quiver]

tesla is defo timing heavy

[neat peak]

like how are the odds if you apply right after posting

and right before deadline

[potent trout]

elabo pls

[vagrant quiver]

they hire really late into cycle