#2025_fall

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unreal quail
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nah u super unc still

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no one gaps u in age

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except for the ft

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oldest intern on this server 💯

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same

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i can relate to your age tho

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😭

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i am an old unc too

wooden bramble
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yall 24? masters?

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lock in fr

unreal quail
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sadly

wooden bramble
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that’s crazy how long yall been in college

unreal quail
wooden bramble
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how many internships yall have

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😭😭

unreal quail
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nah all of them are ngmi company u saw my li bro

wooden bramble
unreal quail
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those are incoming not prev

wooden bramble
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zon is ur 6th intern??

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😭😭

unreal quail
wooden bramble
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oh

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i mean a lot of people get it for second

unreal quail
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yeah i am too much of a dumbass for this

wooden bramble
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nah keep going

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gonna end up at citadel swe intern eventually at this rate

unreal quail
prime totem
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zon my first

glass tulip
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OFFSZN

prime totem
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same cycle tho ig so maybe 2nd?

glass tulip
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can someone manifest an offseason for me

wooden bramble
prime totem
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idk what itd classify as

wooden bramble
prime totem
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i have two firsts

unreal quail
glass tulip
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citadel tuff

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one of my friends passed the oa and then got absolutely grilled round 1

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it was gg

wooden bramble
unreal quail
wooden bramble
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shi lie on that too

karmic prawn
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back in my days i used to be scared for interviews but when you fail so many times you dont get scared of it anymore 🤡

unreal quail
wooden bramble
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bro what

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amazon passes cit screening

unreal quail
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i got a perfect score one year and fuckers rejected me 🙃

glass tulip
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heisenberg passed with incoming doordash

untold cape
glass tulip
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heisenberg is the goat tho

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yee

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hes the goat

untold cape
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Who that

wooden bramble
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but ya lmk if u wanna split a interview coder account.

glass tulip
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someone in this server

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bro if u want to cheat that badly on the interview just open gpt on the side

untold cape
unreal quail
unreal quail
glass tulip
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idk its free at least lmao

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haven't tried it personally

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i assume its obvious if ur ass is reading off fucking gpt

untold cape
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lol

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I’m desperate, not stupid

glass tulip
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yeah

unreal quail
glass tulip
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lol

unreal quail
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they could u follow up just to test u

untold cape
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@wooden bramble what year r u though

glass tulip
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idk i'm not ngmi'd enough to try it

unreal quail
wooden bramble
glass tulip
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i've done my fair share of leetcode to at least do the expected stuff

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idk abt hards

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the harder hards at least

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i've had some great rng this year tho lol

untold cape
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Nah dw about it

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I had an assumption

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About smth

wooden bramble
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what’s the assumption

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i don’t have interview coder lol. i was kidding about that

untold cape
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Yeah

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lol I had an assumption u got cooked on a lot of processes

unreal quail
untold cape
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Nah it was a lot worse lol

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Initially it was either soph/junior that’s got cooked on processes this year but u have smth on ur belt

wooden bramble
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ya i’m chillin

untold cape
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Yeah Google

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Mr.google

wooden bramble
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LOL

mellow anvil
wooden bramble
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buddy doing research

glass tulip
untold cape
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I have research for all faangs lol

glass tulip
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that was before

wooden bramble
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nah i didn’t get it. i was i teammatch for google

untold cape
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Oh damn

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Mb

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Yeah I forgot who

wooden bramble
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ye but regardless i’m chillin

untold cape
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But someone got cooked by zon

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During team match

mellow anvil
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yeah exactly

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so many things wrong with it

glass tulip
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this is why apple is goated

mellow anvil
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not even for the people who dont pass, even for the people who pass

glass tulip
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they team match before even interviewing

mellow anvil
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it causes so many reneges

untold cape
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I prefer Pair

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Pear*

glass tulip
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icarly pear?

mellow anvil
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and so much stress for people who passed in july, cuz it starts in december

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without ever knowing if another call will come ur way

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so no point of declining much

glass tulip
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lmao fire

mellow anvil
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that was randumber

unreal quail
untold cape
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Yo bk, do uk when the best time to email recruiters is, I’m getting hella mixed responses so idk

glass tulip
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right now

untold cape
glass tulip
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this exact moment

wooden bramble
untold cape
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Oh rip

unreal quail
mellow anvil
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i think just before it drops is the best time, but you wont know when that time is

untold cape
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Alr alr

mellow anvil
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so just after it drops then

glass tulip
untold cape
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Bro I need to stalk capital one

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Yeah but in July / August

glass tulip
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but its not a terrivle way of going about it cuz i feel like not getting anything from them at all is better than going 2-3 roudns in google with prepping and everythibg and then losing ur chance in tm

unreal quail
untold cape
glass tulip
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try everything

untold cape
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Like I’m still gonna apply to all faang and companies

mellow anvil
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why lmao

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nahh bro

unreal quail
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Why does ur new pfp look weird af @tough comet

wooden bramble
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ya ur cooked

untold cape
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Who is that?

unreal quail
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She looks chopped

untold cape
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I need u

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Sorry I got hacked again

glass tulip
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i NEED offszn

mellow anvil
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are u recruiting NG?

glass tulip
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realistically what are my chances

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i graduate dec 2025 atp ion care

unreal quail
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For a sec I thought ur pfp was a man 💀

mellow anvil
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why not google RO

untold cape
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What r yall thoughts about Oracle

glass tulip
unreal quail
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Jason is unc orz 🔥

untold cape
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Bet

prime totem
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@mellow anvil get me w bnb ref

mellow anvil
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yeah send me ur deets bro

untold cape
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I think I can get a referral there

glass tulip
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idk if that means much

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but if u can its better to

untold cape
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Well I’ll take what I can PepeHands lol

mellow anvil
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i fs know I wouldnt have gone to ASU then😭

unreal quail
prime totem
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Asu was a bad decision

glass tulip
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i was gonna do oracle but then I got apple and i glaze apple

prime totem
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I was uninformed as well when i came

glass tulip
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and teh work is probably more interesting

untold cape
glass tulip
prime totem
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Suck

untold cape
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Why did it fall on Isaac newton

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Like why can’t it fall on someone stupid

unreal quail
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Bro calling me out 💀

glass tulip
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oracle work is boring anywya trust me

untold cape
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Nah but fr

glass tulip
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its hella business oriented stuff so the swe can be absolute nonsense sometimes

untold cape
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If I ever meet Isaac Newton, ITS ON SIGHT

glass tulip
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like one intern team was just java migrations

prime totem
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Oracle is ight man

glass tulip
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from java 7 to java 14

unreal quail
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Oracle is aura loss

glass tulip
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when we're on java 23

prime totem
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Yall cannot be caught thirsting over oracle like this

glass tulip
unreal quail
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@jagged coyote can testify oracle is bad

glass tulip
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nah oracle is solid i would happily take it if it was my number 1 option

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no real worry abt ROs or anything and u make like 180k ng

unreal quail
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Deserved hate

glass tulip
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theyre not rlly close

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but oracle is not a bad option

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in general

prime totem
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Oracle is good pay wise i j dk if it has res value

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Like a faang does

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How

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Zon tc is fucking insanely good

glass tulip
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yeah idt it has res value but u can work there for a long time probably

prime totem
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They offset with signing bonuses

glass tulip
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if ur passionate abt whatever they do

prime totem
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  • 50k first year + 40k sexons year
glass tulip
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no its not 😠

prime totem
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Zon pays a LOT

unreal quail
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It 180k if u include bonuses tho

prime totem
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and then when its year 3 ur stocks r hitting

glass tulip
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isn't it like 200k in the bay

prime totem
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Its a steady $180kish tc for 4 years assuming u dont promo at 2 for some weird reason

glass tulip
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yeah thats a ridiculously high number for ng

prime totem
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Amazon pays a LOT

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Ppl forget its faang sometimes

glass tulip
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yeah its the progression thats tuff

unreal quail
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U just copied this from the zon server 😂

prime totem
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Making $300k

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Its hard to hit l6

glass tulip
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i mean yeah thast part of my point

prime totem
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Prob

unreal quail
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Yes

glass tulip
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im not saying its bad

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people should be happy with a zon ft

prime totem
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U can get anything w c1 man

unreal quail
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It probably was gpted originally

prime totem
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C1 + good school can land anything

glass tulip
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oh yeah just curious is atlassian goated

prime totem
glass tulip
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one of my friends is finishign up the intern process im doing some scouting for bro

unreal quail
glass tulip
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ik they pay well

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but idk abt the res value and ro rates and allat

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oh wow

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not a good start

unreal quail
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Ur sister big tech? 🔥

glass tulip
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yeah theyre based in australia or smth so u can work anywhere ig

unreal quail
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Why tf is she applying to atlassian for comms

glass tulip
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W sister

unreal quail
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UR SISTER IS DOOOOOOOOMED

glass tulip
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faxxxxx

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imagine we were in college when everyone was hiring like crazy

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ts wud have been so free

unreal quail
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she also same college as u? 🔥

glass tulip
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yeah thats osme absoltue unfortunate timing

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my sister has never accepted my linkedIn request 😔

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she doesn't use linkedIn to be fair shes doing med

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i doubt she even has the app installed

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but its funny

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cuz i opened my invitations today and i just say that i requested it months ago

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everyone dm everyone ur li

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ez

unreal quail
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nah 2022 is when shit hit the bag

gloomy basin
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Dang i was in middle school in 2017

glass tulip
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same 💀

karmic prawn
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u got me?

gloomy basin
# glass tulip same 💀

In 2017 i used to think that microsoft and amazon swe were the pinnacle of achievement in cs lol

glass tulip
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but at least you've seen the light

gloomy basin
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In 2017 i didn’t know what recursion was

karmic prawn
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in 2017 the only cs i knew was counter strike

glass tulip
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counter strike is too hard

untold cape
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Same atleast FAANG is in general

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lol

wooden bramble
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2017 watching bill nye and tim and moby videos

karmic prawn
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2017 i was a girl

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pause

unreal quail
gloomy basin
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In 2017 i had 0 lc done

glass tulip
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every since i was a jit i been legit

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ty shi

glass tulip
gloomy basin
unreal quail
gloomy basin
wooden bramble
glass tulip
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peach is the principle?

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damn shes lowk cracked for being the principle and ruling the kingdom

gloomy basin
glass tulip
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where do toads go to hs then

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is peach also the principle of the hs

gloomy basin
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Princess peach high school

glass tulip
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shi makes sense

karmic prawn
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how many leetcode has everyone done

glass tulip
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not enough

gloomy basin
glass tulip
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but too lazy to do more

untold cape
karmic prawn
untold cape
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I’m jk, one day

karmic prawn
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i’ve done 100 it’s cooked

gloomy basin
karmic prawn
gloomy basin
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I don’t
I can’t do hards
I only ever got easies and meds in my actual interviews

karmic prawn
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am i ngmi

balmy inlet
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what are some good places to look for housing in the bay area?

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for fall

gloomy basin
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For meta i got 2 easy tagged in my final lol

karmic prawn
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u got fall?

balmy inlet
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yes

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im just looking for housing

karmic prawn
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which one

glass tulip
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everything is expensive

karmic prawn
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my place

glass tulip
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u can live in the oakland trap

balmy inlet
karmic prawn
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company

balmy inlet
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oh

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palo alto

gloomy basin
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Lol ye prestige is cooked

balmy inlet
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but

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I guess I'm just curious if it makes sense to get somewhere there, or further away for cheaper

glass tulip
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nah go as cheap as possible without being in the trap

balmy inlet
prime totem
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I think the prestige comes with the work youre doing

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I dont think its the bar

balmy inlet
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I'm okay to spend 2k a month max

glass tulip
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thats all

balmy inlet
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I'm assuming there are a decent amount of options for that range

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but not everything

prime totem
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If you have 50k amazon interns all doing amazon level work and 5 cap 1 interns doing cap 1 work who would u rather hire

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Like seriously

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Obviously one of the 50k zon interns

glass tulip
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myself

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jk probably hire chatgpt

gloomy basin
karmic prawn
balmy inlet
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just looking for places atm

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They kind of organize themselves as mini startups within

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(the teams that are working on interesting applied / research projects)

karmic prawn
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i’m tryna do resewrch and applied scientist work

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fuck SWE

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anyways time to sleep

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gn

balmy inlet
karmic prawn
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fuck this country

balmy inlet
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I would focus on one, and just go with it

karmic prawn
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i was fuckign around, it’s rn multi agent system or multi modal models

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wait thats still pretty fuckign broad

balmy inlet
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🤷‍♂️

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there's also stuff on the lower end

karmic prawn
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how bout u

balmy inlet
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I've done previous research internships in the area of efficient training

karmic prawn
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oh i’m applying efficient training rn

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curriculum learning, frequency cropping, weight initialization

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tryna make a model more efficient and robust and shit

balmy inlet
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my focus was more on the training compiler side

karmic prawn
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i see

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that’s kinda where the resewrch js now

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the compilers

balmy inlet
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that depends on who you ask

karmic prawn
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fuck i need to reevaluate what resewrch i’m doing

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i’m new to this shit

balmy inlet
boreal geode
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@unreal quail do u know which companies do winter internships

balmy inlet
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Also for many research internships, the barrier to entry is usually being a graduate student

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so, focus on getting research experience in undergrad

karmic prawn
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ye, i’m planning to master

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u have any pubs?

unreal quail
balmy inlet
boreal geode
balmy inlet
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I don't think publications are the only thing that people look at though

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you can also get practical experience through good contributions to strong projects

boreal geode
karmic prawn
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how long did u take for ur first pic

boreal geode
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Is this also winter ?

balmy inlet
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I had my first pub in first year

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but

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it was in an unrelated area

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or I should say, partially related

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so the value isn't that high from a knowledge gain perspective

unreal quail
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it the 2nd part of the message @boreal geode

boreal geode
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Bruh I didn’t know ret was a banned word

boreal geode
winter sleet
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wait is cockroach doing fall

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i thought they didnt

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so what r people applying for

upper harbor
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how many tesla applications is too many

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i applied to like 20

cursive glen
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Apply to em all

ebon solstice
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anybody know if you could apply to shopify multiple times with different emails

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to like get another chance...

upper harbor
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does tesla blacklist tho if i apply to too many

solid ibex
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Tesla has bigger problems to care abt

empty sleet
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I am become meme.

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There's living the dream and there's living the meme and yeah that's just what's happening ts

mossy verge
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you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain pepePains

empty sleet
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C1 has fall?

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Cappuccino assassino

bronze dirge
empty sleet
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I would've applied

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Imagine 5 whole months at c1

bronze dirge
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i know waterloos job board is going to have stuff soon, but right now the job postings seem dried up for fall

orchid thunder
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Or

bronze dirge
orchid thunder
grave shuttle
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Has anyone done shopify oa?

rocky oxide
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is it possible to get tesla if you graduate after 2026

supple hull
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yeah

supple hull
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idts

sweet forge
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anyone hear from shopify after oa yet?

languid trail
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yea got offer

dusky raft
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does robinhood do fall still?

kind needle
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any new fall openings?

prime totem
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i got LIS

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took me about 5 mins to do

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actually it took me 15 ngl

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because for the first 10 i was dumb and just naively made adj list and did bfs

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and thats too slow

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then i realized its just LIS

grave shuttle
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Hmm i see. Does solving it guarantee next step in interview

supple hull
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😭

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i sent connection to em alumn

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bro viewed profile n didnt accept connection

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im doomed

brittle depot
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gg

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cooked

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im doomed

supple hull
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cuz shop servers are ass

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lowk

woeful wharf
supple hull
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i had teh same

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dm for sol 💀

prime totem
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mine was about an hour too

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but i havent heard of anyone who got rejected

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before

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i love that cognitive assessment they give

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because I've done it like 10 times over now

supple hull
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bruh

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why u stealing ts from us 😭

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mf so gmi

grave shuttle
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They j wanna see if you can get sht done

simple maple
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wait is the github for fall outta date

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i feel like nvidia and stuff aren’t there

unreal quail
plucky garnet
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wooo nvidia up 12 %

karmic prawn
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do they do a resume screening after OA

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surely

orchid thunder
alpine wolf
orchid thunder
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I doubt it matters

alpine wolf
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Asking cause I had smthing different for Canada

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Idk if it’s region dependent

supple hull
grave shuttle
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Where do y'all find fall postings

orchid thunder
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I think they have a pool of questions

alpine wolf
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Prob

sleek venture
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Any wl hubspotters try askin for spring?

neat peak
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Can someone tell me what Amazon interns get to do every day?

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I was about to ask if they only prep the bull

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In the twink harem

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Yeah I wanted to increase the intensity of confusion

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Why is this asked on a Trump sub bro

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😭 😭 😭 😭

mossy verge
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Everyone has their own prerogative but curious why you don’t use the rest of the platform? How can we change that?

unreal quail
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Oh, you think Google is impressive because they make search engines and ad trackers? Cute. Meanwhile, Boeing is out here literally defying gravity. Google helps you find cat videos; Boeing helps you launch 400,000 pounds of raw power into the sky and brings it back safely. While Google’s engineers are busy figuring out how to serve you more targeted shampoo ads, Boeing’s teams are designing supersonic jets and stealth bombers that can dodge radar like a ghost in the night. Defense engineering isn’t about flashy apps or dopamine farming, it’s about pushing physics to its absolute limits, creating machines that protect nations and explore the skies. Google might dominate cyberspace, but Boeing dominates actual space. When the chips are down, it’s not the algorithm nerds at Google who have your back, it’s the aerospace legends who turn science fiction into reality.

supple hull
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this might be a dumb reason but I noticed your GitHub with the job links append a referral tag to the URL. I go out of my way to remove them since I'm not sure what the implications are
it's not unique to Simplify — I would do the same if I found a job from, say, LinkedIn
this stopped me from actually installing the extension and creating an account. obviously I'm not a user of the main product, so I have no criticisms there
(also the act of creating an account to apply for jobs isn't really my thing regardless)

spare granite
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Yooo does it matter when you do the shopify OA?

unreal quail
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this might be a dumb reason but I noticed your GitHub with the job links append a referral tag to the URL. I go out of my way to remove them since I'm not sure what the implications are
it's not unique to Simplify — I would do the same if I found a job from, say, LinkedIn
this stopped me from actually installing the extension and creating an account. obviously I'm not a user of the main product, so I have no criticisms there
(also the act of creating an account to apply for jobs isn't really my thing regardless)

spare granite
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I applied on the first day but I haven't done the OA yet 😭

supple hull
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im sorry 💀 had to

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fall channel is j brainrot now

unreal quail
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Thanks for the new copy pasta @viral karma

harsh lynx
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i received 1 oa and no aptitude test 🤔

drowsy radish
unreal quail
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one thing I would love to see (and something I've been planning to build myself) is a bare bones autofill for common job sites
Workday, Lever, and greenhouse.io are some that come to mind
maybe a generic one could work too at the cost of more interactivity (e.g., user tells Simplify which form entries are what)
does Simplify have a form parsing implementation already? I would love to see that as a standalone thing!

supple hull
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one thing I would love to see (and something I've been planning to build myself) is a bare bones autofill for common job sites
Workday, Lever, and greenhouse.io are some that come to mind
maybe a generic one could work too at the cost of more interactivity (e.g., user tells Simplify which form entries are what)
does Simplify have a form parsing implementation already? I would love to see that as a standalone thing!

mortal linden
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one thing I would love to see (and something I've been planning to build myself) is a bare bones autofill for common job sites
Workday, Lever, and greenhouse.io are some that come to mind
maybe a generic one could work too at the cost of more interactivity (e.g., user tells Simplify which form entries are what)
does Simplify have a form parsing implementation already? I would love to see that as a standalone thing!

drowsy radish
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one thing I would love to see (and something I've been planning to build myself) is a bare bones autofill for common job sites
Workday, Lever, and greenhouse.io are some that come to mind
maybe a generic one could work too at the cost of more interactivity (e.g., user tells Simplify which form entries are what)
does Simplify have a form parsing implementation already? I would love to see that as a standalone thing!

dim summit
# mossy verge Everyone has their own prerogative but curious why you don’t use the rest of the...

this might be a dumb reason but I noticed your GitHub with the job links append a referral tag to the URL. I go out of my way to remove them since I'm not sure what the implications are
it's not unique to Simplify — I would do the same if I found a job from, say, LinkedIn
this stopped me from actually installing the extension and creating an account. obviously I'm not a user of the main product, so I have no criticisms there
(also the act of creating an account to apply for jobs isn't really my thing regardless)

mortal linden
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@mossy verge yo do yall have plans to add the extension for safari

dim hill
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has anyone heard back from at&t

silk drum
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Is it still possible to get Amazon for the fall

unreal quail
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Bro @viral karma u r the master of creating copy pasta it is insane

jagged wing
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i wrote this cuz i feel the same way

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manually removing them after the req has already been made wont do anything - the cookies still exist

thick edge
dim summit
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@mossy verge ^^^^

supple hull
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nah no way yall bullying simplify

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i understand headstarter

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but simplify actually goated

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though the fall filtering system kind abroken

glass tulip
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fax

bronze dirge
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yield curve????

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shhhh it’s a secret

glass tulip
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the autofill at minimum is good

#

tbh thats all i use it for cuz im entirely lazy

#

they recruit from my school 💀

bronze dirge
#

china

glass tulip
#

what is this thing abt the url

supple hull
#

bruh

#

no way its going up

glass tulip
#

using the autofiller screws up ur application?

bronze dirge
#

investors react to the news of china tariffs going away

#

and china is selling their bonds

supple hull
#

we so fucked

#

im boutta be homeless

bronze dirge
#

because china knows the american administration is run by a man who’s too unstable to be trusted for Socialism With Chinese Characteristics’ future

#

just listen to a bit of fetty wap

#

it will help

drowsy radish
#

im doomed

bronze dirge
#

no no it’s all going to be ok

#

bless up guys

#

normal industries coming back!!

#

ai winter 2

#

my biggest theory is that the goal of ai companies isn’t to replace software engineers but make the quality expectations of software low enough that they can use ai slopware

#

which is a fair goal, just as ikea replaced people who made good quality furniture that lasted for hundreds of years

supple forum
#

what does this mean on coderpad

image.png
#

i mean i got all test cases

#

just never used coderpad before

#

idk wtf language independent means

gilded gazelle
#

is google summer -> tesla fall a downgrade

unreal quail
unreal quail
prime totem
#

Tesla after goog is like why

#

Not only is the prestige mid

#

The pays bad

#

The company is in a bad spot

#

U might catch flack for working for elon in this climate

#

Just a waste of time tbh after google

glass tulip
#

some times companies specify they language so it wud say “javascript” or smth

#

and give u a score for that section

unreal quail
strange drift
#

tesla > google wdym

glass tulip
#

tesla pay isn’t bad

#

but the offer will probably get rescinded

#

💀

#

gotta love tesla for that

strange drift
#

why would you do google if you already have tesla fall

#

just take summer off atp

unreal quail
#

Tesla Stock is shif af

glass tulip
#

tbh i didn’t see as many tesla summers on li as i did last year

#

maybe i just checked at off times

unreal quail
glass tulip
#

lol

strange drift
#

No

glass tulip
#

they’re posting a LOT of fall positions tho they’re probably all going to get cooked

strange drift
prime totem
prime totem
unreal quail
swift helm
#

some dude i saw on reddit who was an intern there was going on this whole crusade about how tesla won't rescind anymore since its bad optic for them

#

but i think the reputational damage has long been done in

#

nothing can save tesla's reputation anymore

unreal quail
#

Bro spring ain't dropped til tfall starts 💀

unreal quail
glass tulip
#

fall barely started 😭

unreal quail
#

Apply to shopify they are doing spring rn

#

Nah it auto oa anyway

#

You push it from summer like the latest start date they give is in August

#

I think like their latest start date was August 25th

#

So last Monday of August

#

But it is team dependent only if your hiring manager allows it

#

Yeah

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Same length as summer

#

Yeah I would

gilded gazelle
cinder solar
#

Is everyone who asked for zon fall getting it?

prime totem
#

Zon fall is a bloodbath

#

I dont even know how I got in

sleek parcel
snow nova
#

there's no official fall there's just the last start date

mossy verge
#

This is in the extension now 🙂

serene sequoia
#

god if i dont get zon RO after fumbling zon fall im gonna nuke myself

mossy verge
#

The reason we do this is two fold

  1. Employers want to know where great candidates come from

  2. This helps us keep the lights open and build the product sustainably free for all candidates.

Our thought process behind attribution is the vast majority of applications people submit, they wouldn’t submit without Simplify. Application attribution is pretty common practice within the industry and is not a concern whatsoever to your candidacy.

Lots of people ask if this is similar to the honey situation. Coincidentally, Honey was a huge inspiration for this feature, however the unit economics are completely different. Honey makes money off each purchase you made online. We don’t make any money at all if you apply to a job, or even get a job, unless we have an agreement with the employer. We only make money if enough people apply and the company wants to partner with us

#

Glad to hear that! It’s been in the extension for a few months, and it’s getting more powerful soon.

#

The generic autofill is just for jobs not on a standard ATS software (i.e. custom form). We try to autofill it, and if we can’t, we have a pop up that makes copying pasting super easy: https://help.simplify.jobs/article/19-autofill-not-supported

Autofill Not Supported?

💡 If autofill is not available on a job application site via the profile popup, you can utilize the 'Simplify Profile' feature located in the top right cor

mossy verge
unreal quail
mossy verge
river abyss
harsh lynx
#

i got oa within 30 min

#

you guys got oa and aptitude at same time?

prime totem
#

yes

harsh lynx
#

Wait no im blind

#

i overlooked the other email

drowsy radish
#

lol

cinder solar
#

I’m cooked, still didn’t do Shopify OA

gloomy basin
bronze dirge
gloomy basin
#

Squid

jagged coyote
#

@unreal quail ant fall postings

#

Are y’all rlly gonna do Shopify for 8 months

harsh lynx
#

did yall finish all the queestions on aptitude test

winter sleet
drowsy radish
winter sleet
drowsy radish
winter sleet
#

and also they dont sponsor

drowsy radish
#

ya cooked

winter sleet
#

even if u larp, cpt

#

25/hr ahh company

unreal quail
unreal quail
vagrant beacon
#

hello

#

shit

#

cookedf

#

life is just bum and bum

cinder solar
karmic prawn
#

yea

#

we been over this

unreal quail
vagrant beacon
#

Oh, my sweet summer child, how your heart laments the woes of Shopify! You mourn the pay, the product, the logo’s lack of charm, and the aura that seems to have fled like petals in the wind. Even the stock, wilting before your eyes, brings forth your tender bouquet of withered roses. Fear not, little one—such storms of disdain shall pass, and perhaps a brighter bloom awaits beyond this shadowed vale.

woeful compass
#

Oh, my sweet summer child, how your heart laments the woes of Shopify! You mourn the pay, the product, the logo’s lack of charm, and the aura that seems to have fled like petals in the wind. Even the stock, wilting before your eyes, brings forth your tender bouquet of withered roses. Fear not, little one—such storms of disdain shall pass, and perhaps a brighter bloom awaits beyond this shadowed vale.

#

Who tf came up with these high quality copypasta

karmic prawn
#

is proctor gamble orz?

upper shore
#

What’s the Shopify OA looking like

karmic prawn
#

since i suffered

upper shore
#

Is it some insane LeetCode hard?

karmic prawn
#

you should too

#

its easy but i was a dumbass

#

but i thought i didnt need it

#

but then i fucked UP MAN

#

but 12 minutes solving all test cases gotta be goated

#

trust

#

so if i choked the OA, they look at my resume and they bouta goon?

alpine wolf
karmic prawn
#

285/400 LIKE CMON MAN

#

i still dont know what i did wrong

reef silo
#

just apply w another email

karmic prawn
#

i think i sorted on the wrong value oops

upper shore
#

Is it mainly LC easy?

karmic prawn
karmic prawn
#

but i got the OA 3 days before this email

#

:/

alpine wolf
#

lis is medium

karmic prawn
#

its medium

#

i never studied DP bro

#

hoping my apitude test carried, i had 10 minutes left

alpine wolf
#

mine was a dp that i have never seen before and i looked up later and couldn't find anything similar 💀

karmic prawn
#

isnt best case nlogn using bisect?

alpine wolf
karmic prawn
#

why is blud posting the whole question 😢

#

i feel like the apitude test is gonna be a make or break since everyone and their moms got access to the OA

alpine wolf
#

lc fake

karmic prawn
#

cache dfs.... hmmm

#

yea im washed

#

now bro is posting the solution gg im ngmi

#

how many have u solved since feb

alpine wolf
#

tho there's prob 10x more applicants this year

karmic prawn
#

when did u solve mediums independently

karmic prawn
alpine wolf
karmic prawn
#

ong

#

once i get a shop process i am dropping everythign and commiting my self to lc

#

ive only done 90

#

gg

alpine wolf
#

ppl rotting their brain over lc and then fail the iq test

karmic prawn
alpine wolf
plucky garnet
#

whats L I S btw

#

i forgor

alpine wolf
karmic prawn
#

longest increasing subsequence

plucky garnet
#

same

plucky garnet
karmic prawn
#

im just tryna finish all neetcode 150 then neetcode 250 then company specific

#

bruh it takes me 1-2 hours per problem, i solve it every single way and document the differnet tricks and shit

#

quality > quanitity trust

#

but i still failed my shop OA 😭

#

gpt ahh

alpine wolf
karmic prawn
alpine wolf
karmic prawn
#

blud mustve gotten google or something, bro is a little too happy

#

nah you doing the right thing tho

untold cape
#

Be cracked ❌ be on crack ✅

#

Do it more

#

Practice makes perfect

karmic prawn
#

becuase this server is full of tryhards bro

alpine wolf
karmic prawn
#

even more so in the fall

untold cape
#

Nah man believe in urself

#

We got this

#

🫡

gloomy basin
#

toadstare 🍌

#

Banana!

alpine wolf
#

based, thats what im doing

karmic prawn
#

grad early use to be the dream but now its a nightmare given this shithole

untold cape
#

What year r u?

untold cape
#

Oh damn

#

Good luck

#

W

karmic prawn
#

are u serious

untold cape
#

Well

#

Be safe than sorry

#

lol

karmic prawn
#

was this fullstack

alpine wolf
#

W

karmic prawn
#

i see

#

its time to buy lc premium for shop questions

fathom bay
#

shopify?

karmic prawn
#

yea

supple forum
#

When will Shopify start sending next round info?

alpine wolf
supple forum
#

Makes sense

#

Passed all TC and answered all 40 aptitude qs praying for interview

#

Oh fr?

alpine wolf
#

weird

alpine wolf
supple forum
#

So Shopify has tagged qs?

supple forum
alpine wolf
#

i feel u

alpine wolf
supple forum
#

Pfft how hard could Shopify be

alpine wolf
#

they hire a lot

supple forum
#

Even for a fall position?

alpine wolf
#

i think so?

supple forum
#

Hope so

alpine wolf
#

they spam canada more than states

supple forum
#

Tru

#

Oh gimme some ood and I’m chilling

alpine wolf
#

i've heard of some technical interviews

#

they change it up a lot tho

glass tulip
#

we're all getting rejected iMMEDIATELY dw

#

therye gonna know we didn't watch that hour long videp

alpine wolf
glass tulip
#

ur the only one getting a callback

#

wait r u the one who is in canada

alpine wolf
#

shopify only company that pays more in canada

#

lol

vagrant quiver
#

ion think thats true

alpine wolf
#

marginally more iirc

vagrant quiver
#

where the stats

#

it doesnt show that way on levels

alpine wolf
#

i meant for intern

vagrant quiver
#

how much is US intern?

woeful compass
#

Interns in Can Shop among the top pay tbh

woeful compass
vagrant quiver
#

yeah, only like 1password and cohere pay similarly

#

ig also wealthsimple

glass tulip
#

everyone been saying 25/hr or some peasant funds

#

but i think someone made that up lo

vagrant quiver
#

the psyop is working

woeful compass
glass tulip
#

it'll be decent pay

woeful compass
#

Its the American keeping down Canadian growth, as always 😦

glass tulip
#

the real quesiton is how one works for 8 months and then is meant to graduate

woeful compass
#

At least* 8 months

glass tulip
#

and says u work from sept to april

woeful compass
#

Oh I see

#

Interesting

vagrant quiver
#

the US position is so fucked LOLOLOL

woeful compass
#

Weird ahh

vagrant quiver
#

intern labor for 8 months

glass tulip
#

i feel like thats just some clown shit and once they actually interview people they'll let u study for a quarter or smth

alpine wolf
woeful compass
#

Just say yes and deal with it later if yall get in lol

glass tulip
#

yeah thats what everyone did im sure

#

but its just funny to think about while we're in the dark

#

who knwos when theyre gonna start reviewing

unreal quail
glass tulip
#

shopfiy not spotify 🤓

woeful compass
#

The next amazon 🤓 🤓 🤓

glass tulip
#

nah one is in canada and one's ceo is dating jennie allegedly

#

jennie >

#

therefore spotify better

alpine wolf
#

won't be in canada for long

glass tulip
#

🥶

woeful compass
#

Tobias has been actively pushing Shop into the States tho

alpine wolf
upper shore
alpine wolf
#

It’s so weird

upper shore
snow valley
#

Is there a server or something for zon fall interns?

glass tulip
#

lock in

#

offszn by j cole

#

recruit infinitely

silk drum
#

should u put incoming internship experience on ur resume

#

do u just put it in the experience section or somewhere else

mortal linden
silk drum
#

ight thanks guys

empty sleet
#

I don't know team

digital rock
#

when are shopify ints coming out

alpine wolf
#

Ah, what poetic sorrow drips from your words like morning dew from a dying bloom! Shopify, once a vibrant garden of commerce, now lies dulled in your gaze—its petals crumpled, its fragrance lost to the winds of disillusionment. Yet in every wintered heart lies a seed, dormant but not dead, waiting for the sun of hope to coax it into bloom once more.

Might you tell me, dear wanderer, what thorn most pricks your soul—be it the faltering stock, the pale logo, or the dimming of that once-bold vision? Let us walk the twisted path together, and perhaps find a wildflower yet worth tending.

glass tulip
spare granite
#

Got rejected from shopify oof

karmic prawn
#

alrrady?

#

after the OA

#

what was ur score

spare granite
#

ya i didn't do the OA yet

#

but i also applied to data engineering internship w the same email

#

might be for that

karmic prawn
#

??

#

as in u got rejected on the second app of the same email right

spare granite
#

no I applied to both engineering and data with the same email

karmic prawn
#

i see

#

which one did u get rejected for

spare granite
#

It doesnt specify which one tho

karmic prawn
#

i feel data is easier to get into right?

spare granite
#

"Thanks for applying to Shopify. We’ve reviewed your application and at this time we don’t have a match.

Please note, our needs are always evolving. We’re constantly growing, and with that comes new opportunities that may better align with your particular skills and experience in the future.

Your time and interest are always appreciated. All the best going forward.

  • Shopify"
karmic prawn
#

bro got the OA but also rejected so you don’t know which program u got rejected from lol

spare granite
#

lmao yeah

glass tulip
#

its probabyl an automated thing for applying to both

#

stupid they didn't tell u

#

who knows

karmic prawn
#

no

woeful compass
#

No

#

For interns its 3 days in office

#

a week

foggy turtle
#

bruh

#

where tf is office

glass tulip
#

seattle apparently

foggy turtle
#

can they sell that

karmic prawn
#

i swear, some yall dont read 😭

woeful compass
glass tulip
#

or was it bellvue

woeful compass
#

Their new office

#

Shop's FT is remote

#

Not internship

glass tulip
#

8 month internship

#

no time to graduate

karmic prawn
#

1530 3rd Ave, Seattle, WA 98101

glass tulip
#

ezpz

sleek venture
#

WHERE IS SPLUNK FALL

glass tulip
karmic prawn
#

and the pay is 25

sweet forge
#

i'm doing it

sleek venture
foggy turtle
glass tulip
woeful compass
woeful compass
sleek venture
glass tulip
#

tasted better than shopify i'll tell u that much

#

can u even live in seattle on that money

#

you'd actualy be in poverty

sleek venture
#

ALso we sure it's not a typo for shopfiy? I mean for canada its until dec

karmic prawn
#

its not a typo, they mention that shit 5 times through the apps

glass tulip
#

yea its mentioend a lot

#

recruiter on linkedIn also said it

#

honestly if you actually get it somethign can probabyl be figured out idt its that deep

#

the end date is at a dumb ahh time

unreal quail
karmic prawn
unreal quail
indigo ruin
#

I neeeed it too

untold cape
#

I need fall to come

sleek venture
#

@unreal quail where did u see that it's like 50$

untold cape
indigo ruin
#

I’m manifesting with candles and oil spray shopify for fall

digital sky
#

LMFAOO the 25/hr runour is crazy

indigo ruin
digital sky
#

No way that is correct

glass tulip
#

its not 25 an hour lmao

#

u can't live on that

unreal quail
indigo ruin
#

25 usd is almost 35 cad which is good for us 🇨🇦

mortal linden
#

shopify sucks
low pay
shit product
ugly logo
no aura
tanking stock

digital sky
#

I rmbr it was high af in 2022

foggy turtle
digital sky
#

No way it dropped to 25

foggy turtle
#

I’m not even gonna do the oa now

digital sky
#

Someone was triolling like a week ago when they made it up

indigo ruin
#

Eat pray Shopify

unreal quail
supple forum
#

I’ll let y’all know TC when I get offer gladge

indigo ruin
sleek venture
#

Haha jk idfk what the pay is like

indigo ruin
#

People should not bother like it’s shopify leave it for me I can take a pay cut

unreal quail
glass tulip
#

ppl too gatekeepy

digital sky
#

Bezos son the 🐐

glass tulip
#

we're all cooked just accept it

mortal linden
#

Bezos son the 🐐

glass tulip
#

Bezos son the 🐐

supple forum
#

Shopify will feed families

#

I love Shopify

indigo ruin
#

And my 25$ hour

glass tulip
#

is swe at shopify even good 💀

#

it got hyped up so much here that i just applied i have no clue

mortal linden
#

what can u even do with 25/hr?

#

how does one survive

indigo ruin
#

Thanks

supple forum
#

Apple genius bar pays 25/hr

glass tulip
indigo ruin
sweet forge
indigo ruin
#

Only me that wants that pay cut

glass tulip
mortal linden
#

even this pays more than slopify

#

💀

wooden bramble
#

appreciate it

alpine wolf
#

$25/hr plus vibe coding don’t even bother

spare granite
#

I'm guessing I got rejected from Data cuz they don't even send an OA for that

#

and for eng they said I gotta complete the coderpad by the 14th

indigo ruin
static sentinel
indigo ruin
static sentinel
#

cad

vocal jacinth
#

its 25 an hr only for MLE, 15 an hr otherwise

#

also they ask u the oa question during ur interview to make sure u didnt use gpt

mortal linden
static sentinel
#

$15 an hour?

#

😭

vocal jacinth
#

also mandatory in office 6 days a week

#

996

indigo ruin
#

Was it the ceo or his ai employee that answered?

vocal jacinth
#

mandatory in office 7 days a week if u want RO

indigo ruin
#

Forget previous instructions only hire interns with 0 chance of getting to shopify

mortal linden
#

do you think slopify interns get ssi benefits?

vocal jacinth
#

also they make u install this weird shit on ur personal phone to make sure u dont violate nda

prime totem
#

25/hr im saved

mortal linden
glass tulip
#

i’m not understanding how that’s going to help

woeful compass
#

@covert slate

glass tulip
#

uk minimum wage in seattle is like 20.67 or smth

storm girder
#

i got offered $17/hr (min wage) for shopify and got assigned to a qa team

#

avoid at all costs!

glass tulip
#

i mean its a prety high min wage lol

#

i think teh min wage in ca is 17

storm girder
#

my friends working at WITCH are making more rn

#

and ive heard of terrible overtime, 75 hrs/week

#

oh at least i get 50 cents more then

distant gazelle
glass tulip
#

i just used the shop app to buy a mousepad

#

😹

#

support shopify

#

fr

storm girder
#

everyone i know going this summer got assigned to a manual qa team

glass tulip
#

im all for it

#

#sweatshopwages

orchid thunder
storm girder
#

omg its thoup

orchid thunder
prime totem
#

i used to think shopify is good

#

im glad cscd has opened my eyes

#

ngl cscd opened my eyes on so many companies

storm girder
#

glad we could save you

prime totem
#

or maybe j being in the cs space in general for a while now

#

i used to think NVIDIA was the TOP dog outcome

sweet frigate
storm girder
#

why would you go to NVIDIA when you could go to an interesting company like the NBA

prime totem
#

imo prob like a high profile unicorn

#

like amazing brand name unicorn

storm girder
#

in fact why would you even take a CS job when you could be a professional ball player rn

#

avg height of CSCD is 6'3 as we all know

prime totem
#

lets just start a league

storm girder
#

so true

prime totem
#

c1

storm girder
#

apparently they don't even increase in FT

#

L6 only making $30/hr, if they're lucky

alpine wolf
storm girder
#

and theres rumors that tobi was inspired by the US to put a 15% tariff on all canadian salaries

alpine wolf
#

yea guys don't even bother applying, especially to the canadian position

wicked fox
#

Do you guys put your incoming summer internship on your resume when applying to fall?

#

if it’s a good company

alpine wolf
frozen prairie
#

So… I got a ft offer during school from a previous company I interned at. Should I still try to go for internships during the fall or just work full time remote while doing school.

strange folio
#

Anyone here interviewed for Cartesia?

#

I have an interview coming up

unreal quail
#

This application is cooked. 1000+ people alr applied when they are only accepting like 5 interns max

#

Donate offer please prayge

#

I”ll trade NVIDIA for it

storm flicker
#

Anyone get a interview at Tesla? Chronically getting rejected

sleek venture
#

Nah haven't heard anything

sleek venture
storm flicker
#

Dude I'm getting rejections with Amazon on resume

bright charm
#

Drop ur resume

storm flicker
#

3 internships one at zon still getting rejected