2025_fall

[supple hull]

bros been off since Thursday

[blazing osprey]

oh u mean with new resume? yeah why not

[supple hull]

Fr, even Batman needs a break

[plucky garnet]

kk ill make a new email just for nvidia then

[supple hull]

Is nvda still hiring?

[plucky garnet]

i hope so

WRONG SCREENSHOT

LMFAO

[supple hull]

Lolll

[blazing osprey]

yes

[supple hull]

Shii

Maybe I can Nepo my way in Fr

[orchid thunder]

wait where? i just see summer internships

[blazing osprey]

i think their summer apps just contains fall too?

[frail crest]

Which company?

[orchid thunder]

nvidia

[blazing osprey]

when they reach out for interview

[supple hull]

I’m not getting nvda

[blazing osprey]

the form ask for availability for summer and fall

[supple hull]

Rip

[orchid thunder]

i see

not getting past resume screen either way 🥀 💔

[blazing osprey]

u just need motion

[orchid thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-oprahs-bank-account-meme-laptop-gif-20803826

[supple hull]

Does nvda do remote?

Hmm

Is nvda worth

@wheat prairie need advice 😭

[plucky garnet]

do nvidia referrals hold weight

i have 2 college alum i can ask

for one

[wheat prairie]

yeah

[wheat prairie]

depends

[plucky garnet]

senior swe and Senior Deep Learning Algorithms Engineer at NVIDIA

[supple hull]

jeeez

[plucky garnet]

are the two alumni

from my college

[supple hull]

bros orzed up and oiled up

also speemch can i dm rq

[gloomy basin]

[supple hull]

😭

im too ngmi

[sleek parcel]

when is peak fall recruitment szn?

i don’t see much open rn

cooked 💀

so fall is slim pickins

i thought it usually starts up late spring into the summer

not that i've ever lookked deeply into it

seems to be the case for zon n friends

dawg this channel only opened less than 2 months ago u fking w me @tough comet

i have fall remedy

[supple hull]

speemch still milking me 💀

[unreal quail]

Yeah this is true. It just there is very few companies that allow pushing a summer offer to fall

[unreal quail]

yeah companies like meta and bloomberg have special applications for the fall there (at least from what I heard, I don't go there)

[untold cape]

Holy my roommate made bank from the game

T

Tf

[supple forum]

I just lost the game 😡 thx bruh

[errant lark]

yo so for like applying to fall jobs

can i put incoming @ amazon

in my resume

like incoming @ amazon summer 2025

under work xp

Software Developer Engineer Intern (May 2025 - Aug 2025)
Amazon Web Services
   - Incoming summer 2025 for AWS... etc
   - Expected to do ....

thoughts.??

some ppl on reddit say ur shouldnt be doing it cuz it should be PAST experiences not FUTURE but some ppl said to do it

[steel jacinth]

i would just put one line

u should put incoming

every business major does it for 2026 roles

@errant lark heres an example

[unreal quail]

No whatever the people said in reddit is dumb. You should put it under your incoming experience under your resume but u shouldn’t really have any bullet points tbh rn. U can just have the job title/team. That what I did for fall jobs

[steel jacinth]

^

also i use jakes I just put the title bigger before I had a big name on my resume

so ima switch

[errant lark]

wym flipped?

[steel jacinth]

like title/company

[errant lark]

hows this

im using jakes

[unreal quail]

I would put zon at top

[errant lark]

oh okay

[unreal quail]

Then job title bottom

[steel jacinth]

yea

[errant lark]

all my resumes are flipped rn

LMAOO

[unreal quail]

Zon is more attractive to recruiters than SDE intern

[errant lark]

i think i changed it a while ago and forgot about it

ok facts

but hows the bullet point

also should i put the actual title or SWE intern rather than SDEI

cuz SDEI sounds weird

[steel jacinth]

should I do Amazon Web Services or Amazon Web Services (AWS)

[errant lark]

2nd

[unreal quail]

Yeah that fine. I feel like summer 2025 is kinda redundant tho bc u alr have the dates there

[errant lark]

ok true i just didnt want them to confuse im applying while im working

what about for the title

[steel jacinth]

idk i put swe

just for consistency

[errant lark]

okay i might too

i dont like SDEI when my others are SWE

[steel jacinth]

yeah its so verbose

[errant lark]

wait why is the normal jakes comapny at the bottom

should i put the company at top then

[drowsy radish]

ye

yes nate king

amazon flashy shiny

[errant lark]

is normal jakes at the bottom?

[drowsy radish]

yeah

[errant lark]

oh i thought dark said it was at the top

[drowsy radish]

i used to use jake, company was at bottom

i recently changed to top when i got zon lmao

cause my prev was no name, so company at bottom doesnt mattered

[errant lark]

oh

so i should put all of my no name ones too at top?

like switch all to top

[steel jacinth]

im pretty sure normal jake has name on top

[errant lark]

im pre sure this is normal jake?

[steel jacinth]

wait yeah

[errant lark]

okayu so company at top >>

[steel jacinth]

yes if u have good company

[errant lark]

date on top too?

or location on top

[steel jacinth]

@tired storm can u do a quick resume review for me

if u got time

ok ill DM

[errant lark]

wb dates guys

aye

guys

do u change ur location on ur reusme

to the location of the position

or na

cuz ik some comopanies filter it

[steel jacinth]

wdym?

[errant lark]

like the location if u list it on ur resume

like ur current location

[steel jacinth]

i dont have a current location on mine

[errant lark]

oh

i should remove mine

then

[steel jacinth]

might be a canada thing idk

[errant lark]

cuz i think im being filtered out

cuz some companies straight up say they didnt pick me cuz im not in the location except i can relocate but they wont even give me a chance to internview and explain

but it looks weirds

accidentally doxxed my email

[plucky garnet]

I read your email as uwu

LMDAO YEA

[errant lark]

LMAOO

[plucky garnet]

I won’t type it

I memorized it tho

😭

[errant lark]

ok here

is that ok

cuz it looks weird without location

[drowsy radish]

yea i do it

[errant lark]

like u change the location?

[drowsy radish]

location should be there, looks complete

[errant lark]

oh

i think so too

[drowsy radish]

yea , i guess it helps? not 100% sure

[errant lark]

maybe for FAANG/Unicorns? cuz they provide reloc

cuz the smaller companies dont

thats why they reject sometimes

[drowsy radish]

for big companies it doesnt help that much i have noticed

[errant lark]

yeah

exactly

[drowsy radish]

ye

[errant lark]

big companies dont carew

so ig its fine to keep for big companioes?

[drowsy radish]

yea

[errant lark]

and then change it for smaller ones

[drowsy radish]

ye

[errant lark]

kk

[sweet frigate]

They adddd bro ts pmo

[errant lark]

is ukg a big company

ok any suggestions for fall intern companies to apply to

[unreal quail]

Yeah look at my pinned message

[errant lark]

bro is a G

[tight rampart]

How’s u feel u do?

Friend of mine aced technicals and moved on to hm in less than a week

Another had to wait a month

[spare granite]

Thoughts on putting relevant coursework on resume?

[supple hull]

i have one line

[spare granite]

did it make a difference

[supple hull]

i never not had it

[spare granite]

what courses do u have on there?

idk if i should put intro to software engineering lmao

seems kinda pointless

[supple hull]

nah idts

i have those

[spare granite]

Oh cool thank u

[sinful pawn]

anyone do c1 tech incubator interview yet

[pale willow]

useless for most roles

maybe useful for quant

[kind needle]

any new fall openings?

[ancient trout]

is this a us or can position

[unreal quail]

I think both. The USA one will just be remote

[plucky garnet]

For fall right?

I’m about to draft up 15 please refer me messages

[unreal quail]

yeah it says it for the fall

[brittle depot]

winter may

[plucky garnet]

Yea that’s fire imma grind my ass for it

[unreal quail]

Yeah I agree to, hopefully we all get that cracked fall

[orchid thunder]

ngmi💔

[glass tulip]

nah its wraps fall too hard

lock in anyway tho

[gloomy basin]

Ye especially me

[brittle depot]

when is the best time to send a scheduled email

yea

im scheduling it

[unreal quail]

I thought shopify didn't use resume like it was their motto or something that they hate resume

Yeah they say this 💀

[glass tulip]

if u hate resume how do u screen applicants

oh

lol

[unreal quail]

Bruh I was looking at some of their job application and it is so werid bruh...

[glass tulip]

all of the above

says everyone

[unreal quail]

Yeah i think so lol

[glass tulip]

what if I DON'T want to work remotely???

what if I want to be canadian

don't check it off and see what happens lol

ty shi

[brittle depot]

yo do u think people appreciate you sending them emails for a referral

like a random ass dude

[glass tulip]

definitely not

which is why some don't respond and some just give u a referral

[brittle depot]

hmm i think it just would come as weird if ur finding random peoples emails

but ig u gotta do what u gotta do

[glass tulip]

from what I understand some companies referral thigns have a range where u can select how well uk the person ur referring

like I think amazon has a thing where u select if u personaly know their skills or if its a random dude

[orchid thunder]

yeah thats what i dont get

ppl say to just ask for referalls but does that even have a big impact if they dont even know u lol

[drowsy radish]

bro just use linkedin

cold emailing fo rreferrals is crazy

[orchid thunder]

linkedin as well tho

[glass tulip]

it works to some extent

[drowsy radish]

hit or miss

cold emailing is hella weird lmao

[glass tulip]

not rlly straight up asking for a referral its more like cold emailing to ask to actualy talk to them abt their job

[drowsy radish]

hmm

[glass tulip]

if u care that much

[drowsy radish]

coffee chat 👍

[orchid thunder]

yeah cold email for setting up a chat makes sense. if ur just asking for referall then linekdin

[glass tulip]

yeah you'll probably still get ghosted a good amount

but in the chance u actually get to chat with them it will probabyl get u a process

[orchid thunder]

time to networkmaxx

im networkmaxxing

[glass tulip]

bet

[orchid thunder]

hey would u like to connect

[glass tulip]

off to a FLYING start

[orchid thunder]

lmao

now ill ask for a referral

[brittle depot]

in my email i mention asking to chat and referral

[orchid thunder]

has that worked for u?

[glass tulip]

just ask to chat no

[brittle depot]

im starting that rn

[orchid thunder]

gotta do what u gotta do

[vagrant quiver]

wtf is the orz ranking

[orchid thunder]

bro doesnt know abt the orz ranking

[vagrant quiver]

💀

u should look into organic drop shipping

[unreal quail]

I need referral for Palantir smh or I am gonna be fucked

damm bro ghosted you

Did u do the project yet?

Same

I need get started on that soon

Meta helps a shit ton

[plucky garnet]

from what my friend at meta told me

referrals hold weight for NG

a lot

not so much intern

[unreal quail]

really, damm need that meta ng referral real badly

Lots of my friend got process too by cold email

how is that different from a referral they said they submitted you for the opportunity?

i am lowkey confused af

yeah i did

[tired thistle]

Meta doesn't do referrals for interns and new grads anymore

Also Palantir OA is literally auto if you apply within the first 2 weeks

[urban perch]

are you all looking for a intern job in USA?

[tired thistle]

Source: applied and got OA 3 years in a row

[untold cape]

Wait another question

Is it because they don’t have the referral bonus anymore

Or they just don’t want any referrals at all

[urban perch]

Will meta sponsor j1 tho?

[untold cape]

I don’t think so

[untold cape]

Response to the j1 but not super sure

[tired thistle]

Not doing it at all

HMs don't even look at them

[untold cape]

Ripppp

[urban perch]

would work experiences be an asset for intern?

[untold cape]

Oh mb then

lol

[vocal jacinth]

me when i spread misinformation

[rapid dune]

what’s wrong ab this

[strange drift]

Yo does docusign do fall?

[arctic monolith]

bs

[vernal rose]

meta literally did referalls for interns this cycle

[mellow anvil]

only untill mid october

[strange drift]

nah just wondering

would you happen to know tho?

[drowsy radish]

for referral yeah 💀 , at least for linkedin they can view ur profile

[orchid thunder]

@tired storm how early did u start reaching out to ppl for referall/process? like after apps opened or

[plucky garnet]

you doing another internship or NG next summer

same

we got this king

what companies are you aiming for

LMFAO you got that one in the bag

but what else

[orchid thunder]

wait rlly for what season? im aiming for summer 26 so not sure

i see

ty

[unreal quail]

u starting again in july for ng?

[drowsy radish]

darks a celebrity

people gonna ask him next about relationship advice

[blazing osprey]

r u planning on swapping around schedule to make this happen

[unreal quail]

no coffee chat?

[plucky garnet]

there are some genuine dickheads tho

i applied to a company and a recruiter made an error and marked me down as refered to by someone

that person hit me up on linkedin calling me out

calling me a liar

😭

like i do not want to work there i have AWS this summer the fuck

[untold cape]

Herb

Bet*

Me stalking dark advice

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-noted-notes-gif-26231953

[unreal quail]

damm @subtle nimbus you were wrong about the coffee chat stuff

[untold cape]

Wait referrals matter for Google?

Bet 😉

Oh

Ohhhh

Fair

Bro I wish I had previous stuff

So I can get more referrals or any in general

[vagrant quiver]

the problem with stranger referrals is that u need to be cracked in order to get good referrals

no one will refer a lil jit

[untold cape]

That’s so true

[vagrant quiver]

network with alumni while ur at school and then ask referral when they graduate

[untold cape]

Yeah

I got a google sheet of all the seniors and where they go

Call me a stalker

[mortal linden]

hurt how?

[plucky garnet]

fuck adobe 🗣️

[untold cape]

Even then like

Idk

Once the first one comes man

If it does

Imma be so happy

Bro if it gets harder

After the first one

Imma crash out

It’s alr

I’ll get the widest one

Trust

First*

[mellow anvil]

doesnt matter that much honestly if ur message is good enough

i didnt have any previous, still messaged for 2 companies and got referrals

[drowsy radish]

but dont u only get like 5 inmail credits

[untold cape]

Yeah

LinkedIn isn’t unlimited

[unreal quail]

granted u r cracked af also

[vagrant quiver]

if u have impressive projects u dont gotta have much exp

[mellow anvil]

yeah keep it simple but different

[mellow anvil]

nah😭

[untold cape]

Where r u going this summer again

[mellow anvil]

just send connections to 20, 5 will accept

[unreal quail]

bro u r interning at airbnb bro, they accept 8 people of like 40k apps

[vagrant quiver]

if u post cool ass projects then when u reach out to ppl they'll see that u made cool shit before

[untold cape]

I like adding humor sometimes if I see the person has humor in their profile, do yall recommend that

😭

[vagrant quiver]

naw

[mellow anvil]

bro i found out that 8 included the comm and legal interns as well

so swe interns are only 4

[untold cape]

Rip

[untold cape]

Even more cracked

[vagrant quiver]

tasteful humor maybe

[unreal quail]

^

[vagrant quiver]

but dont do shitty clash of clans posts

[mellow anvil]

1 is uc berk, 1 is stanford and then me with ASU😭

[untold cape]

It’s not

I think it’s ljkited

Idk though

[plucky garnet]

youre insanely cracked bro

ow2

or2

FUCK

[drowsy radish]

orz

[untold cape]

Bro ur not helping ur case saying ur not cracked

[unreal quail]

ASU is cracked @prime totem would agree

[untold cape]

Not fully sure though

[mellow anvil]

no honestly i didnt have anything before this cycle, just 1 good research

[unreal quail]

bro showing how much more cracked he is with every message

[mellow anvil]

didnt recruit before

[untold cape]

He’s him bro

[unreal quail]

damm u landed tho 4 to 5 cracked offers tho

[mortal linden]

i got a referral from an alum (6+ yoe at google) and didnt event get oa 💀

[unreal quail]

he has the asu aura

[mellow anvil]

idk lmao, i honestly dont know how i passed like 18 out of my 20 screens

[untold cape]

Yo can I get ur resume if it’s alr

[wicked orchid]

am i cracked

😦

[untold cape]

I wanna see wtf ur doing

[mortal linden]

how hard is to get meta or zon process for ng when compared to internships

[untold cape]

With all due respect

[unreal quail]

bro how are you not saying you are not cracked with these stats 💀

[untold cape]

Fr

[mellow anvil]

dm for res

i prefer mine over jake's honestly

i tried making mine in jake's looks stupid

[untold cape]

I would delete this soon btw

The lurkers are gonna spam dm u

I remember christo saying smth similar and then he got like 40 ppl he didn’t even know dming him

[mellow anvil]

yeah i already got 8😭

[untold cape]

Lmaoooo

[drowsy radish]

just post an anon version honestly lol

like sonny did

[mellow anvil]

anonymizing it then sending to all

[prime totem]

Theres a guy at final round with cit from asu rn @mellow anvil

And theres a freshman at asu that ranked 57 on the putnam

Were not shit

[mellow anvil]

cit still interviewing?

[unreal quail]

Holy shit ASU

[drowsy radish]

ik someone from asu who went thru 7 rounds with cit some months ago

hes incoming at meta ng

[mellow anvil]

but thats like out of class of 4k cs students bro

we're still shit

[plucky garnet]

cit is

right

[prime totem]

Nah were buns

Also

Our class is more like 6k

[tight rampart]

Shit schools have so many diamonds in the rough

[prime totem]

2024 grads at asu for cs was 6k

Ours is prob more

Like 7k-8k

I do

Obv

Thats why i mentioned it

[tight rampart]

At my school my freshman friend interviewed with citadel

[prime totem]

Godamn gilfoyles gf so bad

[drowsy radish]

ng

[brittle depot]

wtf

thats nuts

[drowsy radish]

it was actually 9 nvm @hallow summit

[prime totem]

Even cit intern is 3 onsite rounds

[drowsy radish]

9 full loop int process he said

[sweet frigate]

that's fr insane wtf

asu has grinders fr

[plucky garnet]

@wheat prairie your IG keeps getting recommended to me, is it cool if i follow 🗣️

kk

[wheat prairie]

wtf

cit won’t interview me

[prime totem]

This is why asu is the new stanford

[vagrant beacon]

Are you at final cit?

[mellow anvil]

nah nah bro quant wont intv me

2 sigma did somehow, but then got ghosted and rejected

[vagrant beacon]

After my 3 rounds onsite with Cit, i know that Quant is not for me

Real?

[gloomy basin]

Asu was the original stanford
Stanford had to borrow some of asu aura

[prime totem]

I reneged in jane street for c1

[orchid thunder]

yeah planning to swap winter coop for summer. i think theres better summer coops but its prolly more competitive so idk

yeah thats the goal. but im not cracked so itll be pretty hard for that

but we'll see

yeah ive seen

3rd year helps fs

lol

have you had success external or has it been ww

unlucky

ur cracked tho

was it cold apply? for external

yeah everyone in our year whos cracked big companies ive asked was just cold apply

so its partially luck as well when applying

[zinc spoke]

Isn't ww not good nowadays?

[blazing osprey]

a lot worse yeah

[lucid viper]

I thought u went to Carleton

[blazing osprey]

no

[glass tulip]

does anyone know what time shopify opens

or did they just say tmrw

[unreal quail]

I think they take referrals. if you don't get zon ro then yeah push grad. Technically think you can get away with graduating on time tho because it is remote

tbh classes don't matter as long as u pass them

[unreal quail]

they just said tmmrw idk when

[glass tulip]

oh ok thx

we got that shit on lock

surely one of us locks in

[orchid thunder]

does shopify push to winter/summer?

i see they have separate apps tho

[unreal quail]

Nah I don’t think they push. They have winter apps tho

[lucid viper]

No

They’ll tell u to apply again

[karmic prawn]

how hard is it to get the prcess

[glass tulip]

go ✍🏼 to ✍🏼 waterloo ✍🏼

got it

[blazing osprey]

yes

i personally know like 3 😭

[unreal quail]

What about US T20, is it easy?

[karmic prawn]

how about t20

fuck man...

ive been spawn camping that since christmas

[unreal quail]

DW u will get it goat

[karmic prawn]

if i dont get shop imma just apply winter then summer then fall and shit

im pulling a fucking all ngihter

[orchid thunder]

oh what lmao

ppl keep saying they just say to reapply

[blazing osprey]

idk what these fake news r

[orchid thunder]

im assuming they brought it up after securing offer? or

[blazing osprey]

yes

[orchid thunder]

makes sense

no reason to bring it up before lol

[blazing osprey]

idk why they dont hire through waterlooworks

everyone and their mother is getting it might as well put it on ww

[karmic prawn]

@zinc spoke is US remote or are we going to otawa

[orchid thunder]

well im not getting it either way 💔 🥀

[blazing osprey]

all the ppl ik who got it and pushed it are cracked mayb thats why

[unreal quail]

I am pretty is always been remote for usa. It is only otawwa for Canadian students

[lucid viper]

can u push fall to summer

[blazing osprey]

bro its so free

[lucid viper]

Toronto and Montreal

[karmic prawn]

fuck id go anyway

catch me in north korea if i have to

[orchid thunder]

i hope so lol

how is 3a btw?

[unreal quail]

Nah i am pretty sure toronto and montreal is still for canada students

[blazing osprey]

its lowkey light

[orchid thunder]

fr

thats good tho

[unreal quail]

I never seen a usa shopify intern work in canada

[blazing osprey]

who else doesnt care about gpa

other than jane

[zinc spoke]

all of them do to some degree, jane just a little less if you're very cracked in other areas

[blazing osprey]

im hyperindexed on ml systems and i think they do some pretty cool work there so

[wicked orchid]

Wait Shopify is remote

For US

?

[boreal wadi]

nah

[wicked orchid]

Bruhh

[boreal wadi]

u gotta move to canada

[plucky garnet]

i just reached out to a senior MLE at shopify thats a prof at my college

i hope bro gives me the referral

[vagrant quiver]

shopify is actually a cheatcode for waterloo students

[vagrant quiver]

they be handling out offers like its candy

[unreal quail]

Wait wtf I thought it was remote

[wicked orchid]

Apparently not

[karmic prawn]

what role u going for

[unreal quail]

Damm I remember some people at my school doing remote internships for shopify

[plucky garnet]

what roles they got

i didnt look yet

[karmic prawn]

swe?

[wicked orchid]

It literally says that on the website

[karmic prawn]

we going to canada?

[plucky garnet]

ill apply for swe and MK

ML*

[boreal wadi]

im already at the airport

[karmic prawn]

fuck

im doing MLE

[unreal quail]

Can you not apply for all

[plucky garnet]

usually when you apply for more than one

the company can blacklist you

so ill apply for swe tomorrow

wait for my prof to reach back out

[tepid wraith]

i think for shopify it's just one application and they ask you what u wanna work on

[plucky garnet]

then with his referral

for ML

[unreal quail]

Really I applied to all the internships at zon and they did not give a shit

[plucky garnet]

thats different

zon is at a much different scale

😭

[karmic prawn]

LESS GOO

[orchid thunder]

do u only choose one?

from those

[blazing osprey]

naw u give them ur top 3 and they match

[karmic prawn]

@blazing osprey how does bro know this

[blazing osprey]

ik 10+ ppl went/going

and did the shopify referrals shit 3 times

[karmic prawn]

oh shit

[plucky garnet]

what referrals?

[blazing osprey]

u need referrals for ur references

[plucky garnet]

DEADASS?

kk i can ask a few people

[blazing osprey]

naw its chill

i lead a design team and i did it for some ppl on my team

[plucky garnet]

wait so the referrals for the references, does it have to be shopify interns or anyone in general tbh

[blazing osprey]

i think its more like a litmus test of whether u know 1 person that can vouch for u

nono just for stuff on ur resume

[plucky garnet]

i can ask my Google mentor and my current manager

[blazing osprey]

yeah u can ask a collegue or smth

[knotty wharf]

Is this a fall internship opportunity at shopify?

[unreal quail]

Wait wtf so i can’t get process without referrals

[orchid thunder]

yeah

[knotty wharf]

shit, bruh, that's kinda tuff

[orchid thunder]

wait at what point in process do they ask for references?

[blazing osprey]

no this is for when u pass the interview

[knotty wharf]

Where's the link? Or is it college specific

[orchid thunder]

ah

[blazing osprey]

and they ask for a referral for ur resume's experiences

[orchid thunder]

https://internships.shopify.com/

[blazing osprey]

fuck yeah reference is a better word

[unreal quail]

Oh ok make sense I know other companies like Snowflake does this

[knotty wharf]

appreciate you

[orchid thunder]

ah ok lol

not referall

[blazing osprey]

@orchid thunder u good bro u go to loo

just dont fail the iq test

[orchid thunder]

theres an iq test lmao

[blazing osprey]

yeah

[zinc spoke]

I hate that test

[unreal quail]

Wtf

[blazing osprey]

its stupid

[orchid thunder]

do they have that instead of techincal questions?

or technical questions too

[unreal quail]

Fuck that shit

[blazing osprey]

no they have both

[orchid thunder]

lmao

[blazing osprey]

they have an OA

an iq test

[zinc spoke]

there was another thing too I forgot what it was

[blazing osprey]

a behavorial test

[unreal quail]

Is it auto oa do u know

[zinc spoke]

yeah that

[blazing osprey]

not auto

[orchid thunder]

its over

[blazing osprey]

but if u get the OA and u dont flop the iq test u auto interview

the iq test is genuinely the hardest part of the OA

the leetcode is more of a reading comprehension

[brittle depot]

whats the process for the interview

[blazing osprey]

i think just apply -> do OA -> interview

[plucky garnet]

can i get someone from my extracirriculars to vouch

if its still SWE related

im doing a mentor program at Google

want my swe mentor to do it

[blazing osprey]

i vouched for ppl before so yeah

[plucky garnet]

bc

bet bet

ty ty

[golden raven]

when fall internship application starts?

[karmic prawn]

may

go to sleep lil bro

[snow nova]

cit def would they just have auto-OA and then a basic res screen

[prime totem]

@mellow anvil lets both delay grad and recruit js and cit 🤞🙏

[mellow anvil]

nah bro its not that easy, they def look for school at least

[plucky garnet]

i feel like yall can

[plucky garnet]

cracked experience > schools to them

as long as you have a good GPA

i knew someone from a T150 at jane street

[prime totem]

Its over

[plucky garnet]

same asf

but for new grad they dont care as much i hope

[glass tulip]

its never over

glaze ur way to the top - me probably

[snow nova]

they do but if you have a good internship they'll overlook it

i think that's the case for overwhelming majority of companies

[glass tulip]

4.0

[plucky garnet]

3.6ish

https://tenor.com/view/tralalero-tralala-shark-with-feet-nike-wave-sea-shark-gif-16989775738261773593

[unreal quail]

Damm ur li showed something else good work on improving it bro 🔥

[plucky garnet]

dw about that linkedin

its cap

im at a 3.0

LM<FAO

[unreal quail]

Wait what bro is lying on li 💀

[plucky garnet]

some recruiters look for it

also i used to be at that

i jsut havent updated it

[untold cape]

He’s just not updated

[pale willow]

me after this semester

[snow nova]

n o

[drowsy radish]

hmm ok

[snow nova]

i mean i did just 1 round

[drowsy radish]

cit? , just nice resume and u aced oa?

[snow nova]

but interview situation was not great

[drowsy radish]

hmm

i failed tha oa lmao

was ur prev cracked

[snow nova]

i put incoming summer on res

no way i would get proc otherwise

[drowsy radish]

gotcha

[snow nova]

they go to a no-name?

[drowsy radish]

mid uc

[drowsy radish]

nah lmao

he transferred to better uc in 2nd year

[snow nova]

ic

i'm not sure if they'd pass res screen w/ t100

no clue how cit differentiates

[drowsy radish]

very unlikely

unless they have good school research atleast

like ik someone from t100, did nyu research type shi

[prime totem]

apparently asu passes cit screen

theres a dude at my school whos at final round

he also ranked 127 on putnam tho so

there is that

[drowsy radish]

but asu is t50 tho

[karmic prawn]

to get into quant it’s more about ur math competition and icpc than school

[vernal rose]

quant looks for the diamomd in the rough

[unreal quail]

Asu is t50 wtf?!

[drowsy radish]

cs ranking

its #46?

[unreal quail]

@prime totem i didn’t know ur guys cs program was so goated. ASU coming clutch again 💯

[prime totem]

i came here for t20 aerospace

lmfao

but yea t46 for cs

[drowsy radish]

asu ahead of us by 4 rankings 💔

[prime totem]

wya

[drowsy radish]

50

[prime totem]

isnt ucsc like t40

[glass tulip]

wheres the ranking?

just curious

[prime totem]

us news

[glass tulip]

oh

yeah idt my school is even on there

[drowsy radish]

nah its 50 on usnews

lmao

[prime totem]

o dam u right

i coulda swore it was better

huh

[drowsy radish]

it might be just public rankings

[prime totem]

yea idk why asu is ranked like that we really aint allat

[drowsy radish]

for cs its t50

[drowsy radish]

nah u guys are allat

[prime totem]

the ngmi rate is p high here man

maybe its the same at other schools tho

idk

[drowsy radish]

how many ppl got zon from ur school, 20-30?

[gloomy basin]

[prime totem]

our class is like 7k ppl

give or take

[unreal quail]

T50 is really high tho for the amount of ngmi

[prime totem]

and tbh i haveno idea how many zon

theres no way to tell

cuz the class is so huge

its not like we all know eachother

[unreal quail]

U guys might have the biggest cs class in the country ngl

[prime totem]

we def do

[drowsy radish]

we have maybe 2.5k

around 40 people got zon from our school

[prime totem]

CS is the most enrolled in engineering major at my school by about 3k students

hundreds

of ppl

ok so it seems like its more like 6k

fall 2024 enrollment was 5,844

i started fall 2022

id guess it was sligthly higher tho in 2022 cuz the cs dooming wasnt nearly as bad at that time like at all

[mellow anvil]

I’d still say sub 5 in UG

Or maybe like max 8

[prime totem]

alright im gonna do some digging on linkedin

[mellow anvil]

Masters is more

[prime totem]

waste some time on in depth ngmi calculations

[mellow anvil]

A lotta internationals dont add it till late

Till when their cpt and everything is processed

[unreal quail]

U guys got more masters than undergrad wtf

[drowsy radish]

lot of ppl dont post on li

[mellow anvil]

No, but masters have most of the very few good outcomes

[prime totem]

the masters students know whats goin on

[drowsy radish]

ye one of ur masters guy got meta ng and he got some cracked processes asw

iiit prev

[glass tulip]

my school isn't on any ranking cuz it offers no doctorate degrees 💀

[prime totem]

no idea how but theres a 2025 may grad who got zon summer

[glass tulip]

gg

[prime totem]

bros getting rescinded

[mellow anvil]

They wont know

[drowsy radish]

zon doesnt give a fuck

[mellow anvil]

Also, might be going for masters if they are Ug

[glass tulip]

larp as a younger jit no cap

[prime totem]

LOL WTF

theres a freshman who got zon at asu

[mellow anvil]

Bro mip, theres a freshman at asu who got zon

Just saw

[prime totem]

dawg

we saw it at the exact same time

initials AT

[mellow anvil]

Yeah

Somehow one international got Cap1

[prime totem]

LMAOO

bro is getting RESCINDED

ok so

i counted 5 ug incoming zon at asu

not counting me

so im gonna guess the real number is like 15 max

accounting for ppl who havent announced yet and ppl who dont post

maybe 20

we can go with 20-30

[prime totem]

for c1 i only see 3 ugs at asu

[mellow anvil]

Nah thats too many, if 5 have put it till now, there would be like 10-15 max

Cuz most will put it atleast in their bio or experience if they dont post

[prime totem]

only 10-15 out of 6k is crazy 😭

thats a 0.0025% success rate if were being generous

well actually that doesnt count the class before us which is prob also going for internships

so its really like 10-15 out of maybe about 10k-12k

even if we overestimate like crazy and say like 50 out of 10k even tho its def not, thats still 0.005% success rate 💀

[mellow anvil]

Found only 1 meta UG

She a soph

[prime totem]

ya i saw her too, then that one google guy

i wonder how many got zon fall

[mellow anvil]

Yeah but he got canada :/

I also got canada team match call as I had put anywhere in work loc but declined it cuz cant work there

[prime totem]

rippp

but no others

i wonder what the intern stats in general look like for asu

[mellow anvil]

I’d say like just 15-20% get like any kind of intern

Rest dont even intern throughout their degree

[prime totem]

i feel like its more like 30%

no way its that low

[mellow anvil]

Bro, i think its very low atleast for our 2026 batch

[prime totem]

hmmmmmmm

idk how reliable this is

theres no like official numbers i swear

[mellow anvil]

I talk around at my on campus, my classmates and everywhere, no one has anything yet

[mellow anvil]

Yeah thats just random

[prime totem]

hmm alright

ig if ur tapped in w the cs majors here then yea makes sense

no one ik has anything either

i met ryan irl the dude from cscd 😭

but other than him i know no one with anything

[snow nova]

how dyk this? just from li?

[drowsy radish]

just from li there are like 15? but i know a couple who havent posted yet (around 10) so im far estimating maybe 40

but yea its a long shot it could be just 30

[snow nova]

icic, im not tapped in lol

[torpid saffron]

@prime totem

let me see ur li impressions and views n shi

[snow nova]

oh cool

[spare granite]

where is shopify app

[prime totem]

It slowd down a LOT starting yesterday

Its basically done im only getting like 50 reactions a day now

Prob way less tomorrow

Got to 3.7k reactions 😭

[torpid saffron]

wow

this is crazy

[snow nova]

410k impressions sheesh

[drowsy radish]

i view ur post 10 times a day to increase impressions 🔥

[prime totem]

Ik

Ive accepted like 200

[unreal quail]

Are you only accepting the cracked people 😭

[prime totem]

yea basically

cfaang and quant

[gloomy basin]

Ngl ye i’d be like that too
If i had linkedin
Well
I already kinda do that w my github

Even i haven’t actually touched my github in like 4 yrs 💀

[prime totem]

if i got linkedin premium could i see more metrics

im lowk curious

and would it be useful at all

[snow nova]

they're mostly useless

[prime totem]

ah ok

so li prem is a waste of money even in a situation like this

[snow nova]

yes lol

i have the free trial activated rn and it's beyond useless

[prime totem]

LMFAO

are there any cool metrics like whats the other stuff

that it shows

[snow nova]

ik you can see all the ppl who've viewed ur profile

[mellow anvil]

Nah not all

My view count keeps increasing but viewers dont

[little tartan]

I thought freshman zon was reasonably common

[prime totem]

maybe if ur t5

[mellow anvil]

Asu gives it for free though, theres a 500 credit per sem for sumilar stuff

[mellow anvil]

Not here

[little tartan]

Idk is Berkeley t5

I thought that was HYPSM

[mellow anvil]

Bro its t1🥲🥲

[prime totem]

berk is t1 buddy

for cs

[little tartan]

Wait what's T1/T5 then

[prime totem]

top 1

rank

[little tartan]

I only ever heard "big 4"

[prime totem]

1st ranked

buddy WHAT

are you cs?

why are we talking ab the big 4

💀

[little tartan]

I heard big 4 used for stanford/cmu/mit/berk

[mellow anvil]

Berk cmu stan mit

[prime totem]

i j know big 4 as the firms

[little tartan]

And also the accounting shit

yeah

EY mfers

[prime totem]

interesting

yea

ok so yes

as a t1 school

yes

[little tartan]

So what does 5 include

[prime totem]

you are going to be seeing uncommon outcomes become common

[little tartan]

Like UIUC?

[little tartan]

I see

Brings me back to A2C

[prime totem]

if u were in a2c

how did u not know berk was t1

for cs

yo ah gotta be a troll

"amazon freshman is common" 😭

[little tartan]

I never heard T1 used

[little tartan]

I know three other zon freshmen in my immediate fg

[prime totem]

welcome to the extreme reality bubble caused by t1 school + ex a2c + cscd

[gloomy basin]

Were u a frequent user of a2c?

[prime totem]

nope i never used it

i j know that its cscd for highschoolers

[glass tundra]

hey! where do you guys look for fall co ops? i know the cvrve repo hasnt been updated in a while and the simplify repo also doesnt have too many

i know im probs so late in looking for fall co ops 😭

or is it too early? does recruiting for fall start in the summer?

[karmic prawn]

recruiting season is over

gn

[supple hull]

💀

[orchid thunder]

yall do you select "i want to work remotely for my daily work"

in your shopfiy app

💀

what if i dont want to

nvm

[unreal quail]

Is shopify in person or remote

I am hella confused

In the title it says remote

But in the job app it says

As an Engineering Intern you must be able to work from our Bellevue, Washington office (1100 112th Ave NE).

[orchid thunder]

its hybrid

3 days/week

[supple hull]

in person

3d/w

[supple hull]

dude wtf

u have nvda

save some shit for us

😭

im p sure nvda > shopify too 💀

mf just applying cuz

[orchid thunder]

Internships at Shopify are a pathway to full time permanent employment. Would you be able to begin full time permanent employment in January 2026?

Are they looking for this? does it matter if ur not

yeah lmao

kk ty

In the podcast, “How Shopify builds a high-intensity culture”, what does Farhan Thawar say is the most underutilized programming tool in engineering?*

dawg

oh lol alr ty

[karmic prawn]

just secured a referral W

is applying with referral better than applying early

[unreal quail]

i don't think it makes a difference

[karmic prawn]

wdym

referrals are useless?

😭

[unreal quail]

no i am saying they won't look at it until later

[karmic prawn]

i see

[unreal quail]

wait is shopify a fall internship

[plucky garnet]

For Shopify?

[unreal quail]

why does it say

You must be legally entitled to work in the United States of America for the entire duration of the Fall 2025 internship (September 2nd to April 24th, 2026)

[karmic prawn]

ye

[unreal quail]

that like from fall to spring

is shopify fall + spring internship?

@karmic prawn do you know?

[karmic prawn]

it’s 9 months

spring is prolly gonna be spring to summer

can you have multiple referrals?

[unreal quail]

i think so

[storm sail]

shopify sent oa's

[orchid thunder]

already?

wat

@viral karma check dm

[dire terrace]

I think its auto lol

[karmic prawn]

its not auto

[orchid thunder]

are yall applying for both engineering and data

[unreal quail]

i am planning on both

but idk if we are allowed to

[orchid thunder]

hm

ill just submit both

wdym

like they dont let u submit with the same email

[unreal quail]

yeah they mean apply to the other app with a different email

[karmic prawn]

im only gonna apply to one

cant risk it

[reef silo]

can someone send link for shopify internship plz? i cant find it

[karmic prawn]

i’m waiting for referral

[unreal quail]

https://internships.shopify.com/

[karmic prawn]

i got executives on the sales and engineering as referral, i aint losing

if i don’t get a process, imma…

thats gotta be cap unless u waterloo

easy “loo” parse and send

[orchid thunder]

Is OA auto?

@blazing osprey the source of truth ^

[noble iris]

Didn’t apply to shopify yet is it over for me?

[orchid thunder]

Yeah

Switch majors

@karmic prawn how do referrals even work where do u mention

[karmic prawn]

its their own internal process

the referrals have to put ur name in the system

[orchid thunder]

Yeah

[plucky garnet]

@unreal quail what did you write for the podcast one

[unreal quail]

i just gpt all of them, it is pair programming for that one

[plucky garnet]

SERVER ERROR WHEN SUBMITTING

[serene sequoia]

u guys do the fall US one

[orchid thunder]

They don’t sponsor if ur Canada do they

[boreal wadi]

same

[serene sequoia]

fuck i dont know ruby