2025_fall

[cunning mica]

dang. that's sick. good for him

[untold cape]

But I still want the degree Lowke

And a decent gpa

Fair

But what about like companies who ask for transcript

And GPA

[tame remnant]

99% of them don't afaik

[cunning mica]

anything 3.6 or above is solid

[untold cape]

Are yalls schools like

4.0,3.67,3.33,3 etc

Or 4,3,2,1

[swift helm]

most schools are the former

with plus minus

[untold cape]

Ah icic

Mines the latter so it’s kinda hard thst way

Idk though

Too many Bs and it droops

😭

[unreal quail]

bruh TAMU is like the most american school ever bro

[untold cape]

😭 unfortunately

[dim summit]

is TAMU conservative

[little tartan]

this is a good thing

[prime totem]

good

filter out the bots who cant unnderstand c++ for some reason

cs needs to filter way harderin year 1

like way harder

too many ngmis fall into the sunken cost fallacy cuz they only start struggling w the schooling year 3

and thats prime time to be internship grinding

so they just get fucked

non t10 cs is structured so predatorily

backloading the harder classes

so mfs get trapped

[gloomy basin]

I think my school does a pretty good job of filtering first year

[prime totem]

which

[gloomy basin]

Squidward community college

[prime totem]

the main problem w my program is they allow you to be very behind in math

idk if other schools do this but

the main "hard" classes for year 1 are calc 1-2 and discrete math

but the problem is people who r extremelyt behind in math skills are allowed to start in like precalc or college algebra

so then they effecitveiyl have no hard classes for year 1

then year two is just comp arch and dsa

one per semester

like bro

then year three we go into theoretical cs, OS, some hard ass stats class, lin alg, theoretical lang principles, upper div tech electives, and the people who were behind in math are reaching calc 3 at this point as well

and it just cooks people

i cant find my syllabus but this is from a dif class apparently looks accurate from what i remember

worded a little too vaguely imo

[supple hull]

i mean

not knowing a math vector is chill

but not knowing a cs vector

thats cooked

id assume if u took dsa ud be chill

regex in theory is kinda wild tho icl

[prime totem]

Holy yap bro

[mortal linden]

good
filter out the bots who cant unnderstand c++ for some reason
cs needs to filter way harderin year 1
like way harder
too many ngmis fall into the sunken cost fallacy cuz they only start struggling w the schooling year 3
and thats prime time to be internship grinding
so they just get fucked
non t10 cs is structured so predatorily
backloading the harder classes
so mfs get trapped

the main problem w my program is they allow you to be very behind in math
idk if other schools do this but
the main "hard" classes for year 1 are calc 1-2 and discrete math
but the problem is people who r extremelyt behind in math skills are allowed to start in like precalc or college algebra
so then they effecitveiyl have no hard classes for year 1
then year two is just comp arch and dsa
one per semester
like bro
then year three we go into theoretical cs, OS, some hard ass stats class, lin alg, theoretical lang principles, upper div tech electives, and the people who were behind in math are reaching calc 3 at this point as well
and it just cooks people

[swift helm]

good
filter out the bots who cant unnderstand c++ for some reason
cs needs to filter way harderin year 1
like way harder
too many ngmis fall into the sunken cost fallacy cuz they only start struggling w the schooling year 3
and thats prime time to be internship grinding
so they just get fucked
non t10 cs is structured so predatorily
backloading the harder classes
so mfs get trapped

the main problem w my program is they allow you to be very behind in math
idk if other schools do this but
the main "hard" classes for year 1 are calc 1-2 and discrete math
but the problem is people who r extremelyt behind in math skills are allowed to start in like precalc or college algebra
so then they effecitveiyl have no hard classes for year 1
then year two is just comp arch and dsa
one per semester
like bro
then year three we go into theoretical cs, OS, some hard ass stats class, lin alg, theoretical lang principles, upper div tech electives, and the people who were behind in math are reaching calc 3 at this point as well
and it just cooks people

[prisma solar]

isnt this a standard theory of computation class

nah

lwky someone w/ zero cs knowledge could do fine in one of the classes

nah the class lwky light

its like a common sense class with a bunch of fancy names

[thorn basin]

Most serious tcs classes are harder than this. This was what we covered in discrete math

[prisma solar]

c++ is not that hard guys

</3

[prisma solar]

hmm probably

the toc i took was very unserious

😂

most c++ devs do not need to master it

that's reserved for like library devs

and ur intro class isn't going to be making u do any of the hard c++ stuff

we need to stop the propaganda that cs degrees are hard

[orchid thunder]

That’s pretty intro tho

[prisma solar]

that's like something you learn in ten minutes

[orchid thunder]

Mine has too

[prisma solar]

[orchid thunder]

On its own it’s a small topic tho

[prisma solar]

probably unnecessary to know

but like

[orchid thunder]

[prisma solar]

it's not really that hard of a topic

we need to stop the idea that cs degrees are hard

cs is not engineering

engineering is hard </3

[orchid thunder]

I’m trying to do more stuff with cpp. My current internship I’ve been doing all cpp but I’d like to do more

What’s the way to go. More projects?

[prisma solar]

stop trying to learn c++

and just use it

[orchid thunder]

Yeah I meant to at

Rhat*

[prisma solar]

what's the point in learning a bunch of useless shit that you won't ever use

c++ has a billion features you dont need to know

[wheat prairie]

ngl we dont do anything on this except decidability, reducibility, p vs np, and complexity

[orchid thunder]

How do you use it just doing more projects?

[wheat prairie]

idk what a dfa or a turing machine is

[prisma solar]

orz...

you dont have to take a TOC class at UT?

[wheat prairie]

nop

[prisma solar]

EE also fake tbh

actually i take it back

engineering is also easy

[wheat prairie]

took discrete math and algos&complexity

[prisma solar]

we need to stop the lies that college is hard

unless you sign up for hard electives

or gotta take care of a family or smth

[hybrid gorge]

i got a rasberry pi and just spammed projects with it using c++

thats how i learnd

[prisma solar]

yeah

[dim summit]

Tf 💀

What are they teaching you bro

[wheat prairie]

yeah it has enough of everything

[hybrid gorge]

my school only teaches in c++

[wheat prairie]

u can learn dsa with it, you can learn os/arch to some degree with it

[hybrid gorge]

we have one class using python

classes geared towards devops/sre would be cool

do schools evenhave concentrations for that

[prisma solar]

i mean you dont need to know what it is

if you're a math person

what if you're just into computer science for like algorithsm

[hybrid gorge]

bro they taught us pointers/ref first class of degree

[prisma solar]

wouldn't be crazy to not know it

[dim summit]

SWE degree 😂😂😂

[prisma solar]

well what if u dont write programs

beyond liek psuedo

😂

[hybrid gorge]

ok nows hes rage baiting

[prisma solar]

how </3

[swift helm]

yea honestly seem pretty easy in comparison to engineering degrees

hard or easy it depends on how you make it

[hybrid gorge]

cs is an engineering degree?

[swift helm]

well

nah

but like

software engineering bro 💀

[hybrid gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/mexican-laugh-laugh-laughing-laughing-hysterically-laughing-crying-gif-14871471

[cinder owl]

When do fall co-ops usually open

[prisma solar]

the proofs aren't very hard

at least where i took it 😂

[snow nova]

where the spring internships at

[prisma solar]

no where

we all unemploeyed </3

[snow nova]

😔 tragic

[balmy temple]

Where are fall offers posted? Is fall recruiting in full swing yet or whats the deal?

Fire

[unreal quail]

It usually full swing by may

@mortal linden do yk if mathworks oa it auto bc I didn't get anything

[mortal linden]

yea its auto i think

did u use the same account for summer and fall?

maybe they share oa scores

[unreal quail]

no i used a different account and phone number lol

it just asked me upload my transcripts is all and i haven't gotten oa

[orchid thunder]

we have a class that uses rust

about programming for performance

[plucky garnet]

any new fall @unreal quail

[unreal quail]

nah nothing new that i know of other than tesla

[plucky garnet]

kk back to my side drug empire i go

[drowsy pecan]

Not getting an auto oa 🥀

[kind needle]

any new fall openings?

[unreal quail]

just do your side drug empire this fall

[unreal quail]

i think i am too chopped to get an oa

[plucky garnet]

cant i need legal money

[hybrid gorge]

i just applied to check

and i insta got OA

what could you of possible do to not get one? are you not in the u.s.

theres a video interview too

[unreal quail]

Nah i am usa wtf 💀

Mathworks just hates me i guess

[mortal linden]

[hard ferry]

do you guys know if cadence does fall internships? or moves to fall

[boreal wadi]

i didnt get it either lmao, but then i realized i applied last year but never did the OA

[tired dune]

Any other website for offseason application except the GitHub repo?

[spare granite]

I just posted my resume https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1356053089957839058 if anyone wants to take a look, im tryna get a fall internship 😭

[tired storm]

different skillset needed

pre med is full memorization

engineering is niche in its own way

lot more practical application

and it's more tangible

[plucky garnet]

there are definetly easier degrees to get and harder degrees to get

CS is like just above medium id say

ive seen people with a lower iq than my dog get a cs degree thanks to GPT

they wont get a job tho

[tired storm]

cs is in a way abstract and theoretical, we apply concepts more and there isn't necessarily a right or wrong way to do things

if u wanna compare the teachings it's diff but our jobs are purely application and way more learning focused than other fields, and oftentimes it's not like traditional engineering where u can literally see what ur making at all times

u have to be comfortable operating in the unknown

there's no such thing as doctors learning on the job

there's only so many ways u can do heart surgery

it basically just filters out lazy people and forces u to be an overperformer in a way since u have a better Google search at ur disposal

the productivity of an eng is expected to increase, which woukd naturally lead to it being harder to get a job since there isn't a need for as many engs

but the counterpoint to that is the money these big companies skimp out on by not hiring has no real use either, what will they do by not hiring more people ykwim

rn it's just a big FOMO thing to invest in AI and selling hype to investors

no one wants to miss out like Steve balmer did when he downplayed the potential of the iphone

[karmic prawn]

is it okay to use gpt for documentation and understanding code, low-key i be using it cause i don’t know every function in pytorch or tensor flow ahh

i feel like a fake

like i’m tryna use my time for results and shit not scrolling

😭

[swift helm]

its fine to do that

just try to do it on your own if you can so remember what to do

like instead of copypasting shit just retype so you remember

which speed up your productivity in the long run

and of course understand what the code is doing

think of chatgpt like a calculator

just another tool

when you are a little kid, you don't want to use a calculator for basic calculation like multiplication because then you wont know how to do the basic stuff at all (imagine having to pull out a calculator whenever you need to multiply two numbers together)

[karmic prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

i always retype the code

[orchid thunder]

agree with what lotus said, gpt is just another tool in your toolbox

it speeds things up instead of scouring docs or stack overflow. but it isnt for doing all of your work for u

[prime totem]

not utilizing gpt is like a mathematician not utilizing a calculator and refusing to do calculations in any other way but by hand

[swift helm]

you have to use it intelligently

as like the example i just said

if you abuse it for trivial things you will eventually just get slowed down

[gilded gazelle]

did Tesla fall open

[empty sleet]

Vroom vroom

[cunning mica]

ngmi

[ebon solstice]

Idk why I assumed that if you were incoming at a summer internship and apply to fall you have a pretty good chance of getting it

Because you’re fresh off some experience

I guess you’re competing with people who’ve already had multiple internships, so it probably doesn’t matter

[wild granite]

has anyone ever heard of anduril doing fall

[kind needle]

any new fall openings?

[supple hull]

@unreal quail

[proper lion]

what is the policy of changing start date for a fall internship?

[unreal quail]

No new falls

I need a cracked fall or I am ngmi

[unreal quail]

Nah i dont think so

Unrejection tho is crazy 💀

[tropic sierra]

I am cooked now. I reneged on their offer. They will blacklist me for eternity perhaps

[dim summit]

you sleep well at night supporting e*on?

[zinc spoke]

What's wrong with that?

[snow epoch]

wgmi

wgmi

wgmi

[unreal quail]

Bruh all these Amazon fall offers make me regret not pushing Amazon to fall

[mental talon]

im still waiting for my response for sysdev

blue balled rn

ngl

[karmic prawn]

poeple are hearing back from fall?

[cold mural]

what did u get for summe

[dim summit]

AWS

[karmic prawn]

i need to relearn linear algebra

any good resources

[unreal quail]

Got Expedia. Coulda worked in Seattle for $50 hrly for 6 months straight @prime totem. Did not think it worth it tho

[unreal quail]

Yeah look at process chat

[karmic prawn]

damn i need a fall

🙏

[snow epoch]

did anyone get correct survey link? for those who just got zon fall offer

[unreal quail]

@prime totem probably will be

[prime totem]

Nah i dont even want fall

I want summer now

Ngl

Id take either

Idgaf

[empty sleet]

U got fall?

[gloomy basin]

🍌

[prime totem]

Forgot i sent this a week ago lol

But yea didnt get fall today

Lowk want summer

[tired storm]

yea gonna be honest they def read one sentence and sent their automated email

💀

[prime totem]

Sigh

Its chill thi

I dont really have a preference

As long as i was put on both

Thats fine

Ill take whichever comes firs

[tired storm]

i also sent an email with yap that ik won't lead to anything

[prime totem]

Rip

[snow epoch]

Yap yap yap

Lakers in 5

[floral kraken]

mips got something

[prime totem]

FUCKKK

IM DOOMED TO TEMPE FALL

FUCKKKKKK

[floral kraken]

how poetic

[snow epoch]

Whats tempe

[prime totem]

Fuck me

well

At least i dont have to renege cap 1

And i can stay in school

For fall

Sort of

[snow epoch]

Tf is tempe

[floral kraken]

asu

[prime totem]

Arizona

[cerulean crag]

anyone got amazon fall offer

[snow epoch]

Yes

There’s zon in Arizona?

[unreal quail]

Yeah there is a Tempe office next to asu. Ik a few people that going intern there

Damm bro i thought u were one of the lucky ones that got off from the wave today

[swift helm]

amazon ass

[snow valley]

wait you can be on both waitlists at the same time?

[swift helm]

did you ever get fungible

dude i got phone interview scheduling for specialized posting but not fungible

man

[supple hull]

wait @prime totem

im so confused

did u get fall or not

[unreal quail]

He got Tempe fall

[supple hull]

@prime totem

whats comp

2k housing + ?

[unreal quail]

Today was a lesson that I need to step up my fall game

[supple hull]

💀

[unreal quail]

@supple hull we both need get to cracked falls 😭😭

@supple hull No more TT until we get our cracked fall offers

[supple hull]

dude fr

its so cooked

[unreal quail]

we are all gapped by mip now

[unreal quail]

we just need a cracked a fall bro

[karmic prawn]

bro forgot about me

[unreal quail]

💀

[karmic prawn]

this glaze needs to be studied

[supple hull]

ong ong

[unreal quail]

Bro I need TikTok or Tesla fall

why am i getting ghosted from them

[supple hull]

tsla is cooked

tok is cooked too

[unreal quail]

I put embeeded shit on my resume tho

[supple hull]

its over

[karmic prawn]

send me ur resume lil bro

[unreal quail]

I literally spent like a few hours changing my resume to meet the job desc 😭

[unreal quail]

nah it probably the most chopped resume u have ever seen

[karmic prawn]

not as chopped as mine

[supple hull]

cc (chopped chin)

[unreal quail]

I should done Expedia Summer and Amazon Fall

I am an actual dumbass

[supple hull]

😭

[drowsy radish]

bro 🤝

i could have done paypal summer and zon fall 😭

feeling so dumb rn

[unreal quail]

I blame mipmaster he told me not to do it 😭

[drowsy radish]

im doomed

doomed

cooked

[supple hull]

rip

got cucked

[unreal quail]

Ik someone doing PayPal summer and zon fall 😭

[unreal quail]

@prime totem just said that so he could steal my fall spot 😭

[vagrant beacon]

me too @supple hull @unreal quail i need to goon for Fall

cooked

[unreal quail]

Fall game is cooked

Everyone getting interviews and offers rn except me

[vagrant beacon]

Mip is unpredictable

[drowsy radish]

whoooo

[vagrant beacon]

bro exclude me

[supple hull]

why wont google clutch for me 😭

need g fall

[unreal quail]

Nah u r too cracked

[sweet frigate]

It’s fine no one got Expedia ro

[unreal quail]

Yeah but Seattle for 6 months making $50 hrly would been 🔥

[drowsy radish]

@unreal quail did we make a huge mistake not reneging zon for fall

[unreal quail]

After what I saw today, yes I made a mistake

[drowsy radish]

relatable 😭

[unreal quail]

I thought u were on fall wl tho

[drowsy radish]

ok tbh my gf told me not to renege cause shes also doing summer seattle

[drowsy radish]

yes im but i cant get it cause i have summer offer accepted

they cant give 2 offers at a time

[unreal quail]

Oh damn u reject summer then alr?

[drowsy radish]

😭 not so easy my gf will be mad

[magic shore]

has nvidia fall opened yet
i dont see on workday

[supple hull]

they dont do fall recruiting

you have to push to fall

[unreal quail]

I thought that was same as summer

Low-key fuck it Imma just reapply all the nvidia apps on another email

[supple hull]

😭

[unreal quail]

Fall is cooked bro. I applied to C1 incubator yesterday even tho I don't go uiuc or umd

[supple hull]

💀

[kind needle]

any new fall openings?

[magic shore]

https://homedepot.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/CareerDepot/job/GEORGIA---VIRTUAL---GA01/OrangeWorks-Software-Engineering-Internship---Fall-2025_Req141300?utm_source=Simplify&ref=Simplify

home depot 🔥

i cant even find this shit on their site

maybe im blind

[snow epoch]

any fall openings?

chat chat

any fall openings?

[dim summit]

https://homedepot.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/CareerDepot/job/GEORGIA---VIRTUAL---GA01/OrangeWorks-Software-Engineering-Internship---Fall-2025_Req141300?utm_source=Simplify&ref=Simplify

home depot 🔥

[snow epoch]

id work there

[swift helm]

thats pretty interesting

same situation as mine

did fungible but now they want me for specialized posting

dm

[karmic prawn]

low-key it’s not worth going to home depot

[prime totem]

Any loco thats in the bumfuck middle of nowhere

Otherwise theres no worst only best

[plucky garnet]

@prime totem swings me ur linkedin post in dms imma glaze

[sinful lynx]

does doordash push to fall? i just got summer offer

[vagrant beacon]

aint

[sinful lynx]

can mfs stop posting this im fr tryna land it

[supple hull]

?

[karmic prawn]

past that to me

[prime totem]

@wheat prairie predicted

[fossil lagoon]

Can I still receive the housing stipend if I live within 50 miles for zon? The offer email had something abt not getting "relocation support" if I'm not relocating more than 50 miles

[prime totem]

wait

do i have to do this

wait

is relocation dif from stipend

i think we still get stipend

regardless no?

[fossil lagoon]

Yeah that's what I thought as well lol

But just wanted to make sure

[prime totem]

surellyyy

[drowsy radish]

r u based in tempe?

like ur home address

[prime totem]

yep

[drowsy radish]

shit could be cooked

but idk ask asp

[prime totem]

yea

ill ask

sigh

hope i get it

[paper umbra]

is ur fall zon location tempe or somewhere else

bc im lowkey trying to switch mine too

[drowsy radish]

loc switch is hard

[prime totem]

tempe

and im not tryting to switch

i want tempe

tempe is ideal

perfect location

for my situation

[paper umbra]

damn thats good

i wish i had smth close to my school

[prime totem]

not sure yet

just depends on if i can make newgrad cycle or not even with sem off

[thick edge]

think someone got austin

[thick edge]

i wish my school was even slightly flexible with this stuff. taking literally just one off season during college throws ur whole grad date off here

[prime totem]

i mean it does here too

it does everywhere wym

i think i can use the internships for credits too

[untold cape]

@prime totem how many views r u at rn

[magic moat]

Anyone knows any community for ai projects here ?

Which can help us in our ai projects

[autumn folio]

how do i get amazon fall someone helpppppp 😢

😢

[shut wedge]

I NEED ZON

I NEED SON

[prime totem]

190k

[cunning mica]

@unreal quail ?

[drowsy radish]

190k tc

tempe has 184k tc for zon grad holay

[autumn folio]

i alr did this and followed up 3x

[sleek venture]

Did anyone else other than @ionic dragon hear back from verkada fall FE?

[autumn folio]

just one more email and it will work out i'm sure

but amazon bananas

😢

[nocturne mango]

Can you guys run up my post 🙏🙏

Wait wrong channel sorry

Nvm I’ll just send here

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/-zayd-khan_i-am-grateful-to-announce-that-i-will-be-activity-7312679486494257154-vE0h?utm_medium=ios_app&rcm=ACoAADjFVUABr1y3WbTl-rRgY1wtOLR1kPltvPE&utm_source=social_share_send&utm_campaign=copy_link

[untold cape]

yeah i liked it

better connect @nocturne mango

dms

[brittle depot]

connect w me

checking

[limpid imp]

Send it in #socials

[nocturne mango]

Which one are you

[untold cape]

dms

[nocturne mango]

Just send a request

[waxen silo]

After getting waitlisted (last week), what is the likelihood of getting an Amazon Fall intern offer? Is it just about guaranteed to get an intern offer at some point (like next Summer) if you aren't pulled off the waitlist this year?

[swift helm]

After getting waitlisted (last week),

[swift helm]

Do you guys usually accept an offer than

[tropic sierra]

Hey! needed some advice. So if I renege on an offer, I am highly likely to be blacklisted, so if I want to apply again, does changing email work or I am just doomed?

[karmic prawn]

chill lil bro, math works is small fried

[kind needle]

any new fall openings?

[alpine wolf]

💀

[snow epoch]

@unreal quail

[dusky raft]

does shopify hire americans?

[jagged coyote]

no only canadian 11 yr olds

[vagrant beacon]

Where the fuck the function

[unreal quail]

no but shopify opens on April 7th according to their website

[plucky garnet]

hows nvidia going

[unreal quail]

nvidia you know is going well

[kind needle]

bro im so jealous

[plucky garnet]

is palantir fall even open yet?

eh i want swe

or ml

datadog

winter opens soon

nyc

[subtle nimbus]

delta u can say swe tho right

Fdse

[subtle nimbus]

When?

Fdse is same pay as swe for ft right

[plucky garnet]

like over the summer

by august

[formal jolt]

do yall know if a swe one comes out for palantir

cause i heard fdse is like almost no coding

[plucky garnet]

its just fall they stopped

its summer and winter

only

[vagrant beacon]

@plucky garnet

Cooked

Bro

[plucky garnet]

What’s up

Jan to April

[snow nova]

dyk when?

[paper umbra]

palantir fall dropped?

[torpid saffron]

where is the winters at

hi

i j got my second major

still no better winter

yeah im starting jr dev in fall

so it can keep going until the summer after

(but i will quit after fall)

[lavish belfry]

zip rejected

😭

[torpid saffron]

bro i need to take classes 😂

unless i can get some cracked winter or spring ill keep doing jr dev

yeah it is

yes

i need to average 9 credits a quarter to get my double degree on time LOL

full time is 12....

so triple degree????

jk

im cs and philosophy

fuck i want wlb

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

interesting

[glass tulip]

who needs school

only recruit

recruit fall then recruit winter then recruit spring then next summer too

[worn notch]

pre or post oa?

[dim summit]

Were they swe interns though?

Feel like most of them were non technical

[lavish belfry]

didn’t even get oa lmao

[swift helm]

heard from someone they don't do that anymore

[lavish belfry]

same shit with zon

[swift helm]

but the damage has already been done

[dim summit]

Also SpaceX has never done layoffs

[lavish belfry]

have 5 internships with faang

[dim summit]

Most ???

[swift helm]

trust irreversibly damaged

[lavish belfry]

screening is so rng

[dim summit]

I think engineering was the minority

[untold cape]

Whattttt

How

[lavish belfry]

ya but i know people who got zon screen with 0 internships

the screen is broken

[untold cape]

Nah, I was just wondering how u got 5

lol

[untold cape]

Hopefully it stays broken

Need the screen

[dim summit]

Zon screen is entirely RNG

[lavish belfry]

lit busting my ass for the last few years

[dim summit]

they probably have some abroad Indians reading resumes 2 sec each

[untold cape]

W mans

If it’s alr, can I dm u

[lavish belfry]

ya sure but i think its rng

[untold cape]

[winter sleet]

those mfs dont let indians also pass

[lavish belfry]

feel free to add

[untold cape]

Who

Me? I wish

[glass tulip]

the zon screen is at least somewhat rng

to be fair a lot of things are in this industry

just the way things go

[gloomy basin]

🍌

[snow nova]

zon doesn't care u can reneg last second

[lavish belfry]

yes

[lavish belfry]

p much

[glad steeple]

any new fall postings?

[lavish belfry]

mistype, meant to say 5 internships including one at faang

no

who tf has 5 as a fresher lmao

crazy how people deleting their messag

[dim summit]

they have never done a layoff

Also Amazon has rescinded intern offers en masse lmao

For any of the OGs that remember

[glass tulip]

lock in 🧊

[gusty crescent]

https://jobs.lever.co/palantir/4779055c-2aa5-4ae6-81d5-9e96f766e795

[hard ferry]

applied to tesla fall roles, do you know if this email is automatic?

just a bunch of logistic questions (grad date, etc) and some questions about background

[primal flint]

Not auto

[mint pagoda]

nah not auto

[hard ferry]

oh damn

ty

[thick edge]

whend u apply

[hard ferry]

just a couple days ago

[supple hull]

delete bruh

[formal jolt]

is swe one coming out?

[glass tulip]

always apply

and do the attached project

[dim summit]

Palantir is ass

NG pay is good but hard to go higher

No growth

[snow epoch]

fde like swe

[snow epoch]

what about stonks

[glass tulip]

yeah its for a consulting and pm role

though the blog post for the consulting one says "its different than a consultant"

who knows

[dim summit]

They’re just tryna get cs majors to apply 💀

[glass tulip]

they got me

[cinder solar]

skillz paying 28/hr in Las Vegas

[plucky garnet]

@supple hull new fall internships dropped

:3

[dim summit]

Lol

[high grail]

when did it open

[orchid thunder]

where is #2026_winter and #2026_summer

[brittle depot]

what dropped

[supple hull]

i love u pookie

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-blow-kiss-kiss-ily-gif-20964940

[plucky garnet]

oil up

[supple hull]

yes sir

[plucky garnet]

[brittle depot]

what are u guys using for fall internships

[dim summit]

^^^^

[tired thistle]

does chime push to fall

[orchid thunder]

guys does tangela push to fall

[muted magnet]

for tiktok what does it mean if u did the oa and are in resume evaluation

[prime totem]

Who needs fall github when @unreal quail exists

[muted magnet]

i assume pass oa?

[orchid thunder]

orz

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lbj-lebron-nba-lakers-gif-17826620950210234090

[muted magnet]

[orchid thunder]

yo coolio

[mental talon]

hes not gonna keep track no more now that he got nvda

[karmic prawn]

bro palantir too much work

i’m good bro

[muted magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-cat-dance-cute-cat-dance-ai-cat-gif-15064057413633942575

[empty basin]

any hubspot fall waitlisters hear any updates

[orchid thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-worm-cat-worm-catworm-ai-generated-gif-11758626355945811640

[ornate flume]

bruh palantir is a whole ass project

how many ppl actually gonna do this shit

[brittle depot]

do i need a perfect oa for mathworks

to get interview

anyone have an idea of hte cutoff

[gloomy basin]

🍌

[karmic prawn]

i’m good off dat

[mental talon]

wait it is?

[karmic prawn]

whol ass project to apply

[subtle nimbus]

??

[karmic prawn]

is emailing 14 recuriters in one comapny shameless

[mortal linden]

how big is the company

[karmic prawn]

pretty big

but like i got their emailing domain

light work

[jagged coyote]

Why did I not get mathworks OA

People say it’s auto

Do they not take intl?

[tight rampart]

Just apply again

With burner

[mortal linden]

They do

[jagged coyote]

is it the EDG posting

[edgy palm]

Do companies ever let u push summer 26 to winter 26?

If u get the offer early enough

[kind needle]

any new fall openings?

[mortal linden]

whats the link?

they def sponsor for edg tho cuz they signed my cpt form

[orchid thunder]

Where are u finding summer 26 posting?

[edgy palm]

Just asking in general

[regal scaffold]

https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/sentry/jobs/6602456

[winter sleet]

just larp

[boreal wadi]

someone got an oa yesterday already

[fierce sinew]

Already! they must know the recruiter

[boreal wadi]

yea its insane

[shadow crest]

Is there like a template on what to hit them up if u know a recruiter?

[fierce sinew]

Just ask them about the process of the application, just ask to be screened in indirectly by saying you're excite or smt, but recruiter not accepting any messages on linkedin

[gloomy basin]

Yippee new app

[uncut mesa]

is sentry > aws fall or nah

[subtle nimbus]

Not worth trying imo aws fall good enough

[fierce sinew]

Anyone have any idea who to reach out to ?

[gloomy basin]

How good is sentry compared to like faang? Im not familiar with them

[fierce sinew]

Just look at the pay, that tells you enough ngkl

[forest schooner]

sentry goated as a product

auramax

[mortal linden]

yea product wise sentry is like datadog level, i think sentry might be used by more companies

[glass tulip]

man i JUST saw that shit get posted

[brittle valley]

what are good forums with fall internships

[glass tulip]

its wraps

[unreal quail]

Nah it joever

[glass tulip]

oh i did fosho

will anythign happen probably not

[unreal quail]

1000+ people def alr applied to it

[glass tulip]

yeah gg

i'll just glaze apple in the corner

better yet ill do the clown palantir project

that'll work

[unreal quail]

Imma just gpt the project. My lazy ass can't spend time doing it fr

[glass tulip]

lowk not a bad move

as long as u sound smart when recording it

[uncut mesa]

Fr?

so not even worth to apply to anything then?

[glass tulip]

yeah time to apply to winter gng

get one for every quarter u don't need school

[unreal quail]

Imo Sentry >>> AWS

[jagged coyote]

@unreal quail any fall internships

[forest schooner]

i NEED headstarter fall

[jagged coyote]

where is shopify

[glass tulip]

dontping can I ping you

[serene sequoia]

april 7th i think

[jagged coyote]

im not 11 but i can pretend to be one

to be 10x developer

[serene sequoia]

need shopify, splunk, meraki fall to release

[jagged coyote]

remote fall so goated

[twilit drum]

ask current shopify interns for fall referrals cuz they get referral bonuses

[unreal quail]

Sentry, Palantir, and some new Tesla ones

[glass tulip]

more tesla ones??

[jagged coyote]

no way tesla opened

tesler

[unreal quail]

Opens April 7th

[jagged coyote]

MY FAVORITE TESLER

COMPUTER EVERYWHERE

[glass tulip]

im trolling

[unreal quail]

Yeah they open like 3 more yesterday

[glass tulip]

time to apply

[jagged coyote]

how would they know bro?

[glass tulip]

i mean i guess if they offer u a full time and u want it and they check ur transcript ☠️

[high grail]

what's the reason for fall internships?

[glass tulip]

but for any other purpose idk lol

[unreal quail]

Transcript probably

[glass tulip]

if they ask u for a current version of ur transcript i guess it might show upcoming classes but u cud easily get around that

[uneven garnet]

any companies offering fully remote for fall?

[unreal quail]

In case no summer ro

[jagged coyote]

yh but you can just have classes after you start the job

[glass tulip]

money + clout diff

[jagged coyote]

or after bg check

[high grail]

but you kinda delaying ur grad date

[jagged coyote]

this is such a weird thing to have

[high grail]

so in potential less money

[jagged coyote]

i cant take my online ethics course?

[glass tulip]

some people already graduate early

[jagged coyote]

with only essays

[glass tulip]

liek fall instead of spring

so doing a fall wud just put u on pace and get u free money + experience

[unreal quail]

They don't hire intls why u even wanna apply lol

[plucky garnet]

bro learned from me

[high grail]

oh so it only makes sense if it is fully remote or u are graduating early?

[glass tulip]

i mean thats just one reason

[jagged coyote]

im not applying just saying

[glass tulip]

it cud always make sense just to get the experience

if u have the option

depends on ur own graduation state and other factors ofc

[jagged coyote]

also palantir does take intl just not for one of the roles

and for fall they expect you to make a project and do video fuck that

what is this piece of shit process

[unreal quail]

It not delaying for me. I can graduate in dec or may if I want

[jagged coyote]

just apply and give leetcode bro

makintg a whole project only to get resume rejected is crazy

[unreal quail]

Nah it all roles bro. U need security clearance bro. It’s a defense company

[orchid thunder]

Ig this applies for Canada too right? You can’t apply

[jagged coyote]

bro they do

[twilit drum]

sometimes u can sponsor ur own visa tho right

[orchid thunder]

Oh idk is that a thing

[jagged coyote]

they have a role that doenst require sec clearance

[orchid thunder]

[twilit drum]

i think ive heard of ppl doing that but not sure, you'd have to do some digging

ik someone who couldn't get waterloo to help with visa so he did his visa stuff by himself and just got meta to sign some forms for him

[orchid thunder]

o wat lol

Worth applying then?

[unreal quail]

Idt. But i don't think the work that Palantir does really suits u anyway

[twilit drum]

I mean in this case it's a defense company tho so they might require citizenship or smth

[orchid thunder]

Could prolly ask them the details if there was some special reason they were able to do that? Or

Oh yeah

[jagged coyote]

i would never work at palantir youre right

i wouldnt work for any company helping ICE tbf

[glass tulip]

fr

[plucky garnet]

agreed

[idle drum]

guys
zon survey response do you have offer from another company with deadline ( yes or no )

[twilit drum]

what's stopping you from giving an honest answer

[near sable]

anyone else apply to that homedepot part time thing

[karmic prawn]

if i dont have c++ then like i should not apply to tesla ye?

[empty sleet]

Is it too late to apply for fall

I'm planning for fall 2026

[karmic prawn]

the problem isnt if ur late or not for fall, but that there is no fall.... 😢

whats up

[idle drum]

cuz i accepted a offer, so i was confused

[twilit drum]

in that case u would have to renege that offer if u want amazon anyway right?

[unreal quail]

Nah it joever for u then

[twilit drum]

so u could just answer no

[idle drum]

i see thanks

[karmic prawn]

i see

[unreal quail]

I changed the fuck out of my resume to include C/C++ just for Tesla

[karmic prawn]

tesla mid, trust

[unreal quail]

[karmic prawn]

its legit all C++ for tesla

they dont give u an option for other languages

[twilit drum]

would it be weird to put my incoming fall 25 internship on my resume whenever i start applying to winter/summer 26?

idk whether it's ok or if it helps to put a company I haven't actually worked at yet on my resume

[karmic prawn]

no...

everyone and their mom does it

incoming summer for fall

[twilit drum]

fr?

[unreal quail]

All their roles are embedded bro

[karmic prawn]

trust

[twilit drum]

okok thanks just wanted to see if it's like normal practice

[karmic prawn]

for MLE its python

2 months ago

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/internship-ai-engineer-self-driving-summer-2025-at-tesla-4115215258/

[unreal quail]

I alr got rejected for Tesla Fall wtf 💀

[plucky garnet]

when did you appply

[glass tulip]

guys i applied to tesla fall with my resume saying june but the description says dec 2025 to may 2026

[plucky garnet]

i applied last night

[glass tulip]

is it gg

[unreal quail]

Like Sunday

Embedded Software Engineer Low Voltage Power Management Vehicle Firmware

[glass tulip]

that’s lowk insane

that means they parsed ur shit tho 🙏🙏

[warm spade]

Very concerned guys? Getting no calls. Is it problem for 6+ years experienced folk to have internship?

[mortal linden]

6 is too little, need 10 minimum

[warm spade]

Lol

Worked onto pure backend

Dont know what's the issue

How are u guys even getting calls like insane

[karmic prawn]

why is bro smurfing 😢

[mortal linden]

prob intl, doing masters after working for 6 years

[prime totem]

Wtf

[warm spade]

Will i get same issue with full time?

[prime totem]

R u intl

Thats crazy

[warm spade]

Graduating may 26

Yepp

[prime totem]

Intl actually has it so rough

Damn man

[unreal quail]

Yes if u become DOOOOOOOMED

[prime totem]

Send ur resume in resume review channell

[untold cape]

Yeah I can steal it

Jo

Jk*

[mortal linden]

i dont think its a res issue, most companies prob dont want to hire somewith with 6 yoe for an internship

[zinc spoke]

Recruiters are lazy and don't wanna sponsor

[warm spade]

Insane

Atleast I can go with diversity hiring

Yeah !!!!

Those who are getting calls answer genuinely please ( intl) , are u guys reaching out personally??

[prime totem]

Highly doubt she has 6 yoe

[mortal linden]

cold apply

[prime totem]

I think shes counting school as experience

[mortal linden]

nah its not uncommon for indians to do masters in the us after working for many years

[viscid flower]

intl is cooked

[prime totem]

I see

Yea this is p bad then

NO ONE is hiring a 6 yoe intl for an internship

[viscid flower]

u can go back to school

[warm spade]

Worked in 2 service based organization bruhhhhhhhh

[viscid flower]

if you want internships

[prime totem]

Full time lowk might be better

Than internship

[viscid flower]

just dont get involved in any pro palestinian protests

[prime totem]

If u want internships u have to heavily downlarp

[tired thistle]

dont u already have nvidia fall

[mortal linden]

intl + WITCH company is cooked honestly

[unreal quail]

Yes

[tired thistle]

why do u want tesla then

[warm spade]

I don't think witch matters here

[unreal quail]

Tesla better

[tired thistle]

nvidia is literally faang

😂

[viscid flower]

because elon runs it 🔥🔥

[tired thistle]

id understand spacex fall over nvidia

but tesla?

[supple hull]

no way we saying tesla > nvda 💀

@wheat prairie

[untold cape]

What cope is this

😭

[mortal linden]

bros larping as ngmi

[supple hull]

in Ngmi

capital N

[tired thistle]

is nvidia not FAANG

[zinc spoke]

Nvidia stock comp is garbo rn

[tired thistle]

its literally FAANG

[supple hull]

nah bruh

ur cooked

time to leave the server bro

[tired thistle]

literally the most profitable tech company in the world

[unreal quail]

Tesla trumps NVIDIA pookie

[supple hull]

ts crazy

only tsla AP is good

its garbo other then that

whats u nvda team

[zinc spoke]

They are not that insanely profitable they just have a lot of the hype market which will correct itself

Tesla is worse though

[warm spade]

My friend who is intl got rejected by tesla💀

[tired thistle]

They had 22 billion profit on 39 billion revenue last quarter

Thats the greatest profit margin in investing history

[unreal quail]

No one getting Tesla Ap esp me. Too chopped for this shit

[tired thistle]

what correction

demand is only going to increase

[zinc spoke]

Last quarter

[tired thistle]

yes

[zinc spoke]

Nuh uh

[tired thistle]

they haven't missed a target in 3 years

[zinc spoke]

I'd give deepseek more money if I could

Nvidia ratio's just aren't gonna last

[tired thistle]

whats ur proof

[prime totem]

The n is netflix

[tired thistle]

FAANG is just a tier atp

[zinc spoke]

How do you expect Nvidia to keep maintaining this lead

[tired thistle]

microsoft and nvidia are in faang just as much as the rest of them

[zinc spoke]

There's gonna be a lot more competitors coming for the share

[tired thistle]

they have no competition

[prime totem]

Eh

Right belo

Rightt below

[buoyant swallow]

No way nvidia < zon 💀

[prime totem]

Theyre not faang, cuz theyre just not faang. As far as resume value goes

Ehh

Lowk

[tired thistle]

no

[prime totem]

Micro is better than zon

[tired thistle]

just no

nvidia def has the better name than zon

[supple hull]

nvda is faang adjacent

[prime totem]

Nvidia is = zon

Imo

[zinc spoke]

This is true

[prime totem]

Remember guys

[supple hull]

lokw even faang is uneven

[prime totem]

Hc != prestige

[supple hull]

like fng gap aa

[tired thistle]

you have to get reached out to intern at nvidia

[prime totem]

Doesnt matter

[tired thistle]

they have like 3 interview rounds

[prime totem]

Literally does not matter

[supple hull]

what is this nvda glaze

ik a bot that got it

[prime totem]

The process to getting the internship or hc doesnt matter

Its the actual bame

Name

And work u do

[thick edge]

if ur confident u can larp swe intern, take nvidia easy

[tired thistle]

nvidia work is def better than any zon work

[thick edge]

if not, more debatable but nvidia still prolly better

[prime totem]

To base a companies prestige for resume based on its hiring process is limited

[supple hull]

its all team dependent

id rather be at SM than crudded at nvda

[prime totem]

Team dependent

[thick edge]

as in if u know now u can put swe intern on ur res for apps next year without getting fucked in bg check

im not gonna be one to decide that tho lol

correct

[zinc spoke]

Depends

[prime totem]

Huh oh wait

Should i clarify withzon

That my experience was a founding engineer type beat

[jagged wing]

nvidia didnt open for swe this fall did they

its smth else right

[warm spade]

Will market get better for full time

[prime totem]

Someone here got nvidia

Fall

Like yesterday

[jagged wing]

for software or for smth else

[prime totem]

@unreal quail

[untold cape]

Bezos Son got nvidia fall

[prime totem]

Yes ik

[prime totem]

Ask bezos son

[untold cape]

Wrong message to reply

[jagged wing]

k

[warm spade]

What they asked u @unreal quail

[unreal quail]

I can't disclose that

But tech lc

[warm spade]

Ok no system design?

[supple hull]

bro got asked 2 sum 😭

[warm spade]

Lol

[supple hull]

father

[untold cape]

😭

Lmaooooo

Bro go take care of ur son

Don’t be a deadbeat smh

[supple hull]

bros a whole unc 💀

[warm spade]

Are u intl bro ? @unreal quail

[unreal quail]

No

[supple hull]

im such a fish in mahjong

fuck

nah bro

im a fish

ill still be a fish 😭

fr tho im down

[unreal quail]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-wink-gold-fish-swim-cute-gif-8700150698669145818

[wheat prairie]

poker

[wheat prairie]

poker up ✅

[supple hull]

down

[wheat prairie]

holy doom

[supple hull]

bros boutta milk me 😭

[wheat prairie]

lmk when yall playing

[supple hull]

speemch this is free eats for u

[wheat prairie]

will ditch my hw

no i’m saying it’s hog

high

[supple hull]

.01$ buyins fr

lmfaoo

i remember playing for 1 dollar in hs

crazy times

nah icl

i didnt know shit then

idk shit now either

i just played cuz other kids were

all g

💀