2025_fall

[untold cape]

It’s happened twice so I’m genuinely confused

[sinful lynx]

me when i get bailed out by jamal murray, mpj

[supple hull]

Bro has a JT pfp 💀😂

Unironically the worst “franchise” player

Even tho he not even the best player on his team 😂😂

[untold cape]

Who would u say is the best

Idk much about bucks tbh

[supple hull]

Bucks 🙏🙏

💀

[sinful lynx]

????

[untold cape]

Nvm im sped

I’m so sped

I got the Celtics mixed up

With the bucks

Same green ahh ugly logo

[supple hull]

Ong

Fanbases fr the green gooners

[sinful lynx]

mfs on this chat will give a full blown thesis on why tatum = bad and dont even know what team he on 💀

[untold cape]

Guys who would win

[supple hull]

I ain’t mf

Tatum ahh

He been ahh

[untold cape]

Like who would get more points

Shaq on a 3 point contest or SGA with no free throws

SGA clears Ik

Lowke

[unreal quail]

you don't need to know what team he plays on to know he is ass

[sinful lynx]

!remindme June 2025

[untold cape]

I wonder what shaq ate

To become shaq

[supple hull]

Ppl blame refs n shi for why nba so ahh now

[unreal quail]

SGA is the GOAT

[supple hull]

But bfr it’s just JT

[untold cape]

How many fouls with shaq get

In this day and age

With these refs

[supple hull]

Lowk blitz not knowing what team JT plays on just proves even more how ahh he is

Bro so ass 🙏🙏

[untold cape]

I don’t follow them bro 💀 the only teams I follow are like

[supple hull]

Everyone n their mothers know which teams the actual good people play on

[untold cape]

The players I drafted for fantasy

And I didn’t draft a single celtics

Player

[supple hull]

Cuz they’re so ass 🙏🙏

Mfs got Derrick white 💀

[untold cape]

The only think I like about the celtics

Some of their jerseys are nice

[supple hull]

It could be worst tho, you could be an embiid of pg fan 💀

[sinful lynx]

pg is smoove bro 🤤

[supple hull]

Ok podcast p

[untold cape]

I lowke feel bad for 76ers fans

He gets paid like insane but is so injured

[supple hull]

Philadelphia grifted

💀💀💀

76ers mad ass too

Paul George and Joel Embiid 💀

[sinful lynx]

i think embied has playoff anxiety, which is why he injures himself every year so he can sit out

[supple hull]

Bros cooked

His knee gone 💀

[untold cape]

Uk who has playoff anxiety

[supple hull]

Boutta get amputated like LaVar 😭😭

[sinful lynx]

they said the same thing abobut kawahi

[untold cape]

Lamar Jackson 😞

[supple hull]

2019 kawahi

Whatta goat

Then he got inconsistent

[sinful lynx]

kawahi is so overglazed

[supple hull]

Rip the clips

[untold cape]

Don’t diss Lavar like that

He’s the goat

[supple hull]

2019 kawhai deserves all the glaze let’s be Fr

[sinful lynx]

got bailed out by tim duncan in san antonio + golden state was injured in 2019. both micky mouse rings

[supple hull]

Golden State thugs 💀💀

They got an actual criminal on their team 💀

[unreal quail]

https://tenor.com/view/kawhi-the-shot-game-winner-nba-raptors-gif-14814809

[sinful lynx]

me when i hit a lucky shot

[unreal quail]

never made a shot like that in ur life

[sinful lynx]

plus didnt bro miss a free throw before this?

so it all coulda been avoided

[supple hull]

Crazy irony from a JT fan

[unreal quail]

do you think anybody cares about that

The shot is all that is talked about

[sinful lynx]

nah. if he never missed the free through the game would not have been tied atp. PLUS he traveled on that play

refs vs 76ers

[supple hull]

Tatum might actually be the worst franchise player 💀🙏

[unreal quail]

I am not sure if I would name drop AWS AI that seems a bit much

[supple hull]

Just mention ur team

If it’s good

[unreal quail]

I know but that just say Amazon in general, AWS AI is real specific

[supple hull]

Like “I got an offer for Amazon’s SageMaker team” or smth

If it’s ass then just say AWS

[unreal quail]

yeah

amazon is not going to explode. they rarely ever rescind offers, I would just do it rn

[untold cape]

What startup is it 👀

[tired thistle]

Don’t mention team wtf 😂

It’s none of their business

[supple hull]

Dude

What Zon team are you in

Just say that 💀

Oh

I mean that’s fair then ig

Just say AI at Amazon

I feel like that’s better that AWS AI

Yeah

That works

[tired thistle]

Just say you got better opportunity and that’s it

[supple hull]

Bro sent it at 3am 💀💀

[untold cape]

Uk

If the startup is looking for someone

I might apply

I’m jk

[unreal quail]

Bro you are too cracked 😭

[untold cape]

Prob insta rejection

[unreal quail]

That is the best time to send 🔥

[untold cape]

💀

[crimson nexus]

Does Google or meta do fall co ops?

[unreal quail]

yeah google is same as summer app but meta is only for waterloo

[crimson nexus]

Shit might need to apply Google

[untold cape]

Wdym by co op

[crimson nexus]

How do they know I want fall?

[untold cape]

R u talking about GSOC ?

[unreal quail]

you just push your start date after you get offer to august

[untold cape]

[crimson nexus]

Oh ok

Ty

[untold cape]

🫂

Seems like u might need one

[supple hull]

Dawg

Google is done

It’s over

U not getting google this cycle lb

[unreal quail]

Bro don't let him lose hope

You shoulda have scheduled sent it my dawg

[supple hull]

I am

I’m talking about @crimson nexus

[unreal quail]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[supple hull]

Wait wtf

sid goes to UMich

Never mind

Ill help a bro out

I just got in on Thursday bro

No calls yet

[untold cape]

W

Any advice

In general

[supple hull]

Yeah Fr

[untold cape]

I can’t think of project ideas rip

[supple hull]

Intv process took 2 whole months

Tbf tho Idt I made it past HC

Used Zon to expedite

Only reason why I got

I’d take both ideally

[untold cape]

U can take both ?

As it like

[unreal quail]

wtf why did u keep saying u were fucked then

[untold cape]

Ask to push

Also don’t u have to do a gap semester

[unreal quail]

google has better name regardless tho

[supple hull]

💀

I mean, anything rn but best case fall

[supple hull]

< 10 teams left and like 100+ ppl waiting

Nah

I’ll drop my DS major

double major

I am doing cs bruh

But our ML dept is trash

Not for ML

Our ML curriculum is just a rip off of urs from 5 years ago

We’re the goat for architecture

[unreal quail]

what the point of double majoring in ds and cs they are like so similar

[supple hull]

Why tf would I be doing social science 💀💀

[supple hull]

DS for ML stuff

Cuz our EECS ML is ass

[unreal quail]

just do omscs for that bruh, you don't need ds for undergrad

[supple hull]

I’d rather do my social science passion outside of school

Like I volunteer almost every week

[supple hull]

I mean I’d rather just do it in person

[unreal quail]

no not really unless you want to pursue an ml role

most people do it because the company u are working for pays for it

so it is a free degree

[native raptor]

Don’t you guys have Justin Johnson

[supple hull]

Who’s that 💀

[native raptor]

Who phd under FeiFei Li

https://web.eecs.umich.edu/~justincj/

I learnt all my deep learning from him

literally from nothing all the way to state of the art

2 yrs ago

[supple hull]

Oh ye

Wait how’d u learn from him?

He got coursesor smth?

[native raptor]

No I connected with him on LinkedIn and he sent me video links of all his lectures

[untold cape]

Is he nice?

[native raptor]

at Umich

[native raptor]

Yeah he’s super nice

really clear lectures

[untold cape]

Maybe I might email him asking for research or atleast a guide

[supple hull]

You trynna slide 🙏🙏

I got a WM for u

[native raptor]

What’s a WM

[supple hull]

Wet mouth

[native raptor]

I think it’s EECS 498

[supple hull]

Dm me

[native raptor]

It wasn’t RL at the time, there was a bit mixed in but mostly DL

[supple hull]

I’m not trynna dox

[untold cape]

🤨

[gloomy basin]

Yo

[uncut mesa]

is it worth to recruit for other 2025 fall internships or is aws enough

my summer internship has low RO tho

[unreal quail]

i thought aws ro was high

[uncut mesa]

my summer internship is low RO

fall is AWS

[unreal quail]

oh there is no point then

unless you get something better than amazon

[uncut mesa]

yeah but assuming I don't want to work at amazon

[unreal quail]

but there are not a lot better than amazon

[uncut mesa]

in terms of like fall internships?

[unreal quail]

still would do it in case you get fucked for ng

[uncut mesa]

yeah fair

I was lowkey hoping google if the application comes out but I heard it's hard?

[unreal quail]

I think google is the same as the summer app. Like a lot of people are pushing rn to the fall by moving their state date to august

[uncut mesa]

ahhh damn

do yk if google does late september?

[unreal quail]

nah the latest they allow is august 25th according to what i saw people trying to push on this discord

[uncut mesa]

fuck

welp

[unreal quail]

wdym

[uncut mesa]

i pray my summer internship gives me RO

I just need to grind

[unreal quail]

I mean u r gonna get zon ro so i would not worry

[uncut mesa]

is it that guarenteed?

[unreal quail]

not guranteed but like 70% people get it

[uncut mesa]

I feel like my AWS team isn't too popular

I've never heard of my product lol

[unreal quail]

depends on the company tbh. some have seperate apps but other allows pushing

[uncut mesa]

it's called EBS

so idk

[uncut mesa]

do yk people that haven't gotten it and know why?

[unreal quail]

that very popular wdym. it related to ec2 instances lol

[uncut mesa]

o fr? lmao

im so cooked idk a lick of java

[unreal quail]

yeah it is a goated team in ec2. i would not call that trash, it is fundamental to aws imo

[uncut mesa]

i got my offer a while ago

like 3 months ago

[uncut mesa]

damn i didnt know that

[unreal quail]

microsoft does not push unless u r waterloo but nvidia is same as summer app

[uncut mesa]

do u think it's worth to lock in on java if I haven't

like I've never even see java code

🤣

all ik is Python & Go

[unreal quail]

nah not needed lol but wtf have u never used it in school

[uncut mesa]

no my school doesn't use it

my school is ass

[unreal quail]

Damm, java is easy af tho you could learn it during ur internship

[uncut mesa]

well for CS I think we're like T60 so maybe not ass

[uncut mesa]

do u think knowing java beforehand puts u in a better position for RO would you say

or can I fr just not worry at all till I get to the internship

[unreal quail]

isn't dsa required by like most schools

it like a fundamental class

oh shit i forgot to read ur username lol

[uncut mesa]

i have to relearn swift for my summer internship so im rly not tryna learn java rn 🤡

[unreal quail]

what are you

wtf, math at our school is hard af, gl bro

4540 is useless imo unless u r doing master

[unreal quail]

u gotta do swift for summer bruh that is sooo aids

[uncut mesa]

I'd rather do swift than java any day

I know a bit of it so It's not too bad

[unreal quail]

u got 2sig oa

[uncut mesa]

I'd much rather do my summer for ng than aws so I'm hoping I get it but I just need to lock in

[unreal quail]

swift is kinda niche unless u doing mobile dev

damm that is goated af

[uncut mesa]

ye thats what im doing

ios dev

true tho hella niche

really only one path w/ swift is ios dev lol

[unreal quail]

when was this

i think u still got a chance

just say you need to expedite

[supple hull]

@hallow summit imma need your help for 26

Orz orz orz

How to get cohere fall

@hasty orchid 🙏🙏

[unreal quail]

you need go to waterloo and be an 11 year old shopify intern to get cohere

[supple hull]

Need croptiver 🙏🙏

Lowk I feel like sig is doable

For me

[unreal quail]

also i am not capping this is actually true 😭

[supple hull]

Swe

Wait sig qt online too

[unreal quail]

sig is gca tho

[supple hull]

Shi might have to lock down on sig

I got to FR this year, hopefully can clutch

[unreal quail]

how many rounds is sig

[supple hull]

Wait jk, ion wanna do swe tho

[supple hull]

3

Yeah

Isn’t it crudded

With your gminess I will

Isn’t cohere piped to DM

rip

[unreal quail]

wahat was the 2nd round, was it tech

[supple hull]

Yea

Charlie ur apple summer right

Oh wait yeah

I forgot

Goated

[unreal quail]

how do u know more quant firms then tech companies

[supple hull]

Stop aura farming dms man wtf

[unreal quail]

ofc u can, bc u know all the werid ass quant firms

[supple hull]

My bad pookie

Kernel trading 💀💀

Trading kernels of popcorn

💀

[wraith gull]

guys what fall position has opened

Anyone mind listing out the companies?

[orchid thunder]

Krusty Krab fry cook

Krusty Krab cashier

[plucky garnet]

Any quant firms besides Jane street hiring for fall nyc

[prime totem]

I know 20 and ive never once considered or looked into quant on my own time

[sleek venture]

Why tf is there quant shit in my fall channel 😭

[unreal quail]

Now I have a list of 53 quant companies that I can apply to next year 🙃 . Thanks @light crow

[sleek venture]

Only JS, Cit, CitSec, HRT matter for dev

[zinc spoke]

just apply for their data reviewer roles and then larp as machine learning expert from the org

yeah the role is usually called like ai data specialist or something, so its easy to use

[gloomy basin]

🍌

Squidward trading

[broken yoke]

Juda trading

I think you need to touch grass

[hybrid void]

Thanks @light crow for the list. I can keep an eye for summer26 now 🙌

[broken yoke]

You didn’t counter my point at all there lol

Prepping for quant since hs 💀

Very nice

[hybrid void]

272kg 👁️ 👃 👁️

one of the professor at my college once said. Wherever there is an app or a server they always need a swe at the least a devops sre fellow 💀

Fair

I will be coming for fall 25. Already stressed about the LC grind

plus my work keeps eating me 😭

[gloomy basin]

Juda Street

[hybrid void]

i think what he means by ass is someone who works as SWE at JP Morgn will not have as much growth/ learning as other company

[broken yoke]

That’s got a nice ring to it, when you start it lmk and I’ll work for you

[prime totem]

Im C1 QR intern

[gloomy basin]

1 mil tc

[broken yoke]

🤤

[prime totem]

Is c1 qr intern good enough for juda street

[gloomy basin]

No

Need krusty krab

[prime totem]

[cinder solar]

No, only zon toads get past

[broken yoke]

They rejected me what am I gonna do now

I need to work for Juda

[prime totem]

[hybrid void]

wtf is krusty krab ? asking fr

[cinder solar]

4.56m TC for Juda Street

[gloomy basin]

Restaurant in spongebob the show

[gloomy basin]

Yeah front daddy

[hybrid void]

aware of it. but which company are we referring to here with krusty krab ?

[cinder solar]

Mr Krabs selling crabby patties

[hybrid void]

n*

[faint sapphire]

Has Nvidia started recruiting for the fall?

[gloomy basin]

@wheat prairie knows when nvidia recruits for fall
He’s also 6’5 btw

[vagrant beacon]

bro he pushed to fall

mostly nvidia be ez on pushing to Fall

[hybrid coral]

how to push amazon to fall?

[plucky garnet]

@unreal quail any new fall?

[sleek venture]

Anyone gets news from Verkada?

[gloomy basin]

Check pinned, there’s a guide

[torn glen]

😹

[tropic sierra]

Ah bro where is the guide? I am unable to locate it

[gloomy basin]

Sry check summer channel

[unreal quail]

No need fall get sadly 😭, companies hate us for some reason

[mellow anvil]

bro wants to collect all the stones😭

[unreal quail]

Yeah but it’s heavily dependent on the team you are interviewing with. A lot of teams don’t allow it but some do

[tame geode]

for amazon is replying w offer email with "I accept" officially signing the offer or just accepting the verbal offer?

in case where i decide "accept" and tell them i don't want it anymore, would it be reneging?

[zinc spoke]

yes

[tame geode]

ggs

why amazon's offer deadline 3 days man i feel bad potentially reneging

esp cuz my recruiter was so nice

[unreal quail]

I thought it was 2 weeks for everyone

[tame geode]

nah I got 3 days brotha 😭😭😭

[untold cape]

Rlly random but is there a reason why I see a lot of people reneging Amazon

Is there smth about Amazon that is just :/ or ppl trying to stack

[tame geode]

not sure, prolly just better jobs

[untold cape]

Well I just thought FAANG was like the cream of the crop other than like Quant

So I was just wondering

lol

[tired storm]

better jobs

[summer spindle]

ZON MID AF

[unreal quail]

It is literally FAANG bro…

[summer spindle]

FANG sounds cooler no Amazon

[untold cape]

Mcfaang the goat

[summer spindle]

I mean yes they pay well but do u wanna work for Zon with Pip n shit WLB

[untold cape]

Oh

[summer spindle]

When u could be chilling with a slightly lesser pay n better wlb

[untold cape]

I’m meant McDonald’s

[zinc spoke]

Mcdonalds
Capital 1
Fidelity Investments
AMD
Apple
Netflix
Google

[dim hill]

speaking of mcdonalds, did they ever open their SWE intern apps for summer 25??

[untold cape]

Nah, they probably did internal hiring or smth

Jk idk

[unreal quail]

No. They need more fast food workers for their restaurants

[winter sleet]

arent they 230k

[paper umbra]

does stripe have a dedicated fall/spring app or is it push summer

[broken yoke]

No.. it can’t be… there must be a deeper reason

Most in touch with reality cs major

[forest cedar]

fr

[tired storm]

they have their own app

[forest cedar]

does ramp have a cooldown?

[supple hull]

orz orz or2 or2

[unreal quail]

they don't have fall, only spring and summer

[summer spindle]

Ur kidding, right? U don't need 200k + to survive 💀

[supple hull]

ur right

need more than 200k+

[prime totem]

200k is the new low income line

$300k-$400k to even touch middle class if were being honest here

[supple hull]

300k lowk poverty

need 375k min

base

150 - 200k bonus / stock on top of that

poverty 💀

[signal kiln]

mine is 7 days

[supple hull]

ong

u spittin, esp since Bezos Son is such high maintainance 💀

[untold cape]

make them work too

Ez

Gonna make the kid learning leetcode from the womb

Kid will only be born if he can solve a hard

[prime totem]

Yea ngmis who didnt even know how to code were getting offers like this

Like 2020

Those r the ppl who cry ab pip btw

And how the tech market is “so unstable” and how “ppl keep getting laid off”

Its the restards that were hired in 2020

Who r now at senior level rn

Thats also why ppl in senior level r most pipped

[unreal quail]

Amazon use to give a 30 min ng interview reviewing ur oa if you aced it 😭 , I wish to go back to those times

[prime totem]

Its the highest density of 2020 hires

[prime totem]

Yea lol

Theres no shortage of real talent

“Even people with years of experience are struggling!!”

Years of experience…. 2020 hires… hmmmmm

[supple hull]

🍌

☕

[dim summit]

Damn bro really switched up once he got c1

[unreal quail]

Ik the glaze is fr, just a month ago man was talking mad shit about c1 😭

[gilded gazelle]

when’s fall US opening

or am I late

[untold cape]

For what

[gilded gazelle]

internships lol

[supple hull]

ur cooked

fall is ovr

sorry

ttr

[delicate sinew]

Just ask for more time they gave me another week

[tame geode]

yeah i just did

praying that they allow it

[lucid viper]

not much gets posted for fall

[delicate sinew]

Dw they probably will

[tame geode]

🙏

i got jump scared by the 3 days deadline lmao

[unreal quail]

I need a cracked fall internship though otherwise I will be screwed

[supple hull]

me too bro

[untold cape]

Me 3

[supple hull]

💀

[tired thistle]

Did Andrew leave the server

[supple hull]

bros in n out

[unreal quail]

@inland bronze why do keep leaving us do you hate us that much 😭

[zinc spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/facts-lebron-lebron-james-true-nba-gif-2358803548784100453

[supple hull]

wtf

wtaf ur cheating on me

[unreal quail]

Andrew is such an interesting and complex man. I learn something new about him everyday. He’s a Florida man, goes to T700 university, incoming weird ass quant firm, and has a gf 😭.

[untold cape]

He’s peobably 6’7 too

[supple hull]

💀

[cold mural]

Fr

They don't know how it is for us ngmis..

[dim summit]

Matati.

[hexed wave]

lmfaoooo

get c1 and then insane ego

man

c1 is not gmi

im ngmi

[untold cape]

Same

[supple hull]

c1 and gmi 💔

[hazy vector]

is it possible to recruit 2026 spring still or is that cooked

those apps already released 💀 ?

[unreal quail]

It same as summer app so you got to wait

@hazy vector did u get tiktok fall update yet or nah

[hazy vector]

oh, does it push to next year (2027 spring) or like just before summer 2026

im stil written test

:(

[unreal quail]

Nah it spring before summer so if you got summer 2026 it be for spring 2026

[hazy vector]

oh shit

i gotta lock in

stripe my dream company

fintech

🙏

[unreal quail]

Bruh this was the role I did not get the OA for. I am for an interview tho for my other one

[hazy vector]

😭 its ok hope we both got it

praying that its late in hirign season

and they need people

[unreal quail]

I am just going reapply to other ones if I get rejected again

I want at least one of these roles to lead to an interview

[hazy vector]

lol i didnt even do my OA on my other one

i was wondering

what if the recuriter browsing

and they see two exact resumes

XD

[unreal quail]

Wait u got one for the other too

Damm u cracked af

[hazy vector]

that one is just summer

nah i dont think so 😭

[unreal quail]

Oh ok

[hazy vector]

all idid was pass ATS

they didnt even resume screen yet i think

[unreal quail]

Yeah i heard that is after oa

😭

Nah stripe doesn’t do fall only winter

[hazy vector]

[HackerRank] Software Engineer Intern (Data-TnS-Eng) - 2025 Start (BS/MS),

think this is only summer

so i cba doing it

i wonder how people just skip OA in tiktok

[unreal quail]

Probab alot bc it hard af

[hazy vector]

i meant like straight to interview

i hear so many people abt they just skip to interview

💀

[unreal quail]

Wait what

[hazy vector]

yeah, idk

[unreal quail]

I thought everyone did oa

Damm that sucks

[hazy vector]

not everyone

maybe it's their referrals idk

[unreal quail]

My referral did jackshit smh

[hazy vector]

dont think mine did either lmfao

probably 5000+ people used it

[supple hull]

andrew my goat

gts

go to sleep

[prime totem]

I train pioneers such as andrew to redefine industry standards

[vagrant beacon]

hello gang

[tame forum]

I got skipped OA and straight to interview summer after freshman year and I got cooked because I haven't leetcode before 💀😆

[forest cedar]

How?

[tame forum]

Idk I just applied

[broken yoke]

Ur the reason for the shift

[mortal linden]

does SAS do fall?

they had a year round internship posting

[silk mantle]

I think u gotta start as summer

[craggy ice]

Where are you guys looking for fall 2025 opportunities?

and when do they typically open up?

[supple hull]

💀

no fall

[dim summit]

Who’s gonna tell them…

[mortal linden]

@unreal quail

[vagrant beacon]

dang

this company still recruit?

[mortal linden]

is he the guy from linkedin?

[kind needle]

any new fall openings?

[gloomy basin]

There should be an offseason section here https://github.com/SimplifyJobs/Summer2025-Internships

[vagrant beacon]

hello

@gloomy basin

[gloomy basin]

Yo

[vagrant beacon]

soft reject?

they hold u if someone else renege

like thye dont wanna reject u soon

[kind needle]

thx but i mean for fall

[vagrant beacon]

there another list

juda send him another list

[gloomy basin]

Oh is tgere no offseason list in tgere

[vagrant beacon]

!

[vagrant beacon]

wait dont u have the off season list?

[gloomy basin]

Idk i thought it was attached to that pitt summer one

[vagrant beacon]

nah man

hard man

mc donald meat flipper time

T_T

yo

idk man

[gloomy basin]

I think hubspot

Srry idk i havent been following with whats going on w hubspot

[supple hull]

hub is at hc i think

[fiery lark]

fucking rejected from amazon intern fall canada. i got the recruiter reach out, told them i want fall then ghosted then reject

[sinful lynx]

why would you tell them you want fall before offer?

[fiery lark]

because im rarted
i thought they would keep me in the pipeline until they start doing fall but i was too naive
i was also just trying to postpone doing the interview bc i was unprepared

[gilded gazelle]

U set ur self up u weren’t being “naive”

[sinful lynx]

Ngl Amazon recruiters gotta be so vexxed over being everyone’s second choice / fall option

[untold cape]

Bro they should just give it to me

ez

oh yeah jason

did u check the message

i sent to u

oh alr

[fiery lark]

i thought i was good at being street smart dealing with recruiters but i fumbled asking for fall before getting the offer. another person was able to get fall by asking after getting the offer. god i hate recruiters. im def now hopeless for fall

[untold cape]

Belive in urseld

urself

🫡

[fiery lark]

some companieis are really strict like their summer hiring is only for summer like tesla i think but ig some u can threaten them to renege until they give u fall

[umbral ingot]

how do you contact recruiters to ask for fall internship coverting from summer?

[paper umbra]

will snowflake open up a dedicated fall app soon?

[fiery lark]

theres a pinned post somewhere for fall amazon requests

[unreal quail]

Yes they do every year

Yeah they give it to everyone

Resume screening comes after that tho

[supple hull]

4 hards bro

snow make my hole weak

[unreal quail]

HackerRank but all them are hard dp problems

[unreal quail]

I didn’t get 4, I got 3

[prime totem]

I didnt even attempt snowflake OA

[untold cape]

lol

[unreal quail]

I got a perfect score and got ghosted 🙃

[prime totem]

Even if u ace u get ghosted

Yea

And then the final round is even worse right

[umbral ingot]

when is the best time to ask to move internship to fall?

[unreal quail]

Nah I heard the OA is the only terrible part from people that got offers. Final is slightly easier

[prime totem]

Prob renege for fall push tbh

I mean

[untold cape]

I think accept because someone tried for fall push and got denied

[prime totem]

Assuming u dont mind possibly losing

[untold cape]

💀

[prime totem]

Hes talking ab fall waitlist prob

Obv

I think hes trying to get fall

I dont think he cares ab zon summer

Based on his wording

[unreal quail]

You have quant tho. That better than snow

Nah if you break into quant once, there is a high chance you break into it again

[supple hull]

you can put ur eggs in my basket tho 😉

[untold cape]

😭

[supple hull]

lo5 is actually so or2

aka bk

@hallow summit

[unreal quail]

Lo5 is actually the quant god

[supple hull]

bros doxxing like crazy

[unreal quail]

I didn’t know he gaps speemch til yesterday

[supple hull]

💀

@wheat prairie

[unreal quail]

Speemch would agree dw

[supple hull]

what am i reading

lo5 bro how to pass res screen

😭

dm

🙏

[prime totem]

Yea sure

Idk

Ive never done it before

Dont listen to me im ngmi

And 50

[delicate sinew]

50??💔

[unreal quail]

C1 nyc is ngmi is crazy

[prime totem]

Yea im 50 years old

Whats a c1

Is that some sort of beer

[unreal quail]

He is trollin btw

[delicate sinew]

No way I thought he was 50 years old

[supple hull]

young ahh mf

im 96

[prime totem]

Still got skin in the game at 96

Respect

[delicate sinew]

Real cs careers old heads are 110

[supple hull]

i got more than skin bro

im fingers deep in ts

💀

[prime totem]

❓

[supple hull]

💀

[prime totem]

@unreal quail i got 4x quant offers for fall what do you think of that

One of them is C1s quant division

[sinful lynx]

bruh i got assigned a crudbob team at amazon. its so over 💀

[prime totem]

Which

[untold cape]

I got 53 quant offers

Get on my level

[unreal quail]

You are still gapped by speemch

[untold cape]

What’s crudbob

[unreal quail]

Bro you got Amazon Fall. That something we would all did for

[prime totem]

Create renege update delete

[unreal quail]

Doesn’t matter what team you get

[prime totem]

Cuz u renege crudbob teams

Jk

All zon teams r good for resume

[sinful lynx]

google motivation just got way higher

[prime totem]

What team

Also ill take ur fall if u dont want it bro

[sinful lynx]

hopefully sw for hardware or firmware or OS

[prime totem]

Tbh id rather take crudbob over hardware and firmware

But i hate hardware related stuff

I have an irrational fear ever since i short circuited a $1.5k laptop

[untold cape]

What laptop was it

[prime totem]

Asus zephyrus g14 3070

[untold cape]

Ayo I have the same one

I almost short circuited it too

😭

[prime totem]

Yea i have a m16 4070 now

P big upgrade

I traded in a bricked g14 4060 in for it since it was still under warranty when it brikced

[untold cape]

Oh nice

I modded mine

So I voided the warranty

💀

[prime totem]

Lmaoo rip

[untold cape]

Is it the 23 or 24 model

[prime totem]

No idea tbh

Whatever it is it runs everything i want perfectly

The frames drop on max settings on like rdr2 or cyberpunk but thats expected

[untold cape]

Basically

Does it look minimalistic

Or does it have a ton of vents

💀

[untold cape]

Oh

23

Wait that’s where the ports are

Lowke that’s the biggest problem with the g14

Ports are in some weird ahh place

😭

[prime totem]

Lol ig i didnt think much of it

The ports used to be in the way ig when i had a dif setup

But not really now

Since my laptop is standalone above my monitor

[untold cape]

I wish I can do that

[unreal quail]

What? I thought Intuit gave fall internships? Am I going crazy

[prime totem]

Stack some bread then u can

[untold cape]

Fair

Also like imma be afraid it’ll fall off

💀

[prime totem]

I have a p sturdy setup

[untold cape]

Oh it’s on a stand

As well

[prime totem]

Yea

[untold cape]

I didn’t see that

[untold cape]

The Nike boxes lmao

Lowke I might need to get a stand like that

For airflow

Rn my laptop is just on a Rubik’s cube

😭

Like angled

[unreal quail]

Yo nice setup

It is fire 🔥

[prime totem]

U dont even see the setup bru 💔

But thx

Shouldve got the m16 fr

G series are just hella portable

Lmaoo

[untold cape]

I like the g1;

G14*

Uk like

[prime totem]

I had a white one

G14

[untold cape]

If u buy it off the website

U can buy a black g14

😭

[prime totem]

I got it from bestbuy

Open box

All my laptops

R open box best buy

[untold cape]

Or from any Best Buy in Canada

[untold cape]

How much was it

Like g14 or m16 I mean

[prime totem]

Well

Its complicated

[untold cape]

Oh

[prime totem]

But i got it at an insanely good deal

The m16

Cuz

[untold cape]

I got mine for like

[prime totem]

So

[untold cape]

1.1

I think

😭

On black Friday

[prime totem]

Ur g14?

[untold cape]

Yes

Or 1.2 I completely forgot

It was a pretty insane deal ngl

And I used a couple hundred on some ram and storage

💀

But it voided my warranty

So rip

[prime totem]

For my m16 i traded in a bricked g14 still in warranty back for the full value of when it wss purchased ($1.2k) and there was a mint m16 with a missing charger, so it had ti be sold at the “worst condition” of the used types. But i didnt need a charger cuz i already had one.

So i basically got a mint m16 for like

$700 off

It was also on sale

So it brought it down even more

Maybe like $800-$900 off actually

And all for a bricked g14 💀

[untold cape]

Huh

🤨

Lmao

Binary what r ur summer plans

Oh nice

[unreal quail]

Bro that recruiter lowkey turn down every opportunity to help you lol

[prime totem]

Nolan needs to open a recruiter training bootcamp

Ik

Sigh

[untold cape]

How do u like

Establish that though 😭

Like I feel that recruiters just ghost

How do u like impress them

[unreal quail]

No new fall sadly in the past week. Fall might be joever

Damm is ur fall good?

[untold cape]

Oh damn

Congrats though

Do u have more success with emails or LinkedIn?

Oh

😭

Damn

Do u just find ppl who graduated and ask them for help or smth?

I need to find a way to get a referral for c1 lol sorry for the questions

Oh

Do u like just ask or cozy up?

Idk the wording for it

That’s probably horrible wording 💀

[untold cape]

Oh bet

A task seems interesting but hopefully it ain’t like

Code an ai in assembly

[sleek venture]

Did we ever get a confirmation that Palantir/Splunk has fall applications yet?

[covert nexus]

man FUCK

am i cooked?

[sleek venture]

For what

[sleek venture]

lol

Felt

[covert nexus]

i have zero internship experience so far

i did get meta summer 2025 though

[sleek venture]

Yoo same

Congrats man

[untold cape]

Dayum

Congrats

What year are yall

[covert nexus]

im 5th year

[sleek venture]

Why u cooked then

[covert nexus]

im 5th year

[untold cape]

Meta is still insane

Take the opportunity

[sleek venture]

Yeh man

Im a junior

[untold cape]

I’ll kill for meta

Actually

No I won’t

💀

Maybe for palo alto

[covert nexus]

if i dont get return offer im cooked

[sleek venture]

ur chillin Meta will open a lot more doors

[untold cape]

Yep

Enjoy it while u can

How did u prepare

[sleek venture]

Swe or data @covert nexus

[covert nexus]

swe

[sleek venture]

ok yeah same

u in mpk?

[covert nexus]

bellevue wa

im COOKED

[sleek venture]

Wait im surprised u weren't put in the NG pool

if ur a 5th year

[covert nexus]

yeah i didnt have a chance

[untold cape]

Rlly random

[covert nexus]

bc no prev experience

[untold cape]

But do yall

Recommend like one rlly big project

In depth

Flushed out

Or multiple smaller ones

[covert nexus]

i applied to 3000+ internships before i got my first offer (meta)

[sleek venture]

Prolly a big project that has a lot of impact

All it takes is one @covert nexus

[untold cape]

Bro u got meta, enjoy the meta internship

[covert nexus]

even if you do have big projects, interviews are hard to come by

[untold cape]

At meta just work ur ass off

But for now I feel just be happy

[sleek venture]

I would also network like crazy

[untold cape]

Yeah I’m planning c1

Then hopefully go into FAANG

[sleek venture]

That's a good pipline

[stark kiln]

same lol

[covert nexus]

i did a bunch of ml projects in 2023 and i just nonstop took stimulants and coffee and spent 4-6 hours per day spam applying for like 2 years

[untold cape]

Ew competition

[sleek venture]

Lol i'm trying to go from Meta -> JS/Databricks

[untold cape]

Lmaooo I’m jk

[gilded gazelle]

Nothing goes exactly to plan in life

[untold cape]

I haven’t gotten my first internship yet though

[untold cape]

Yeah that’s true

😭

[covert nexus]

who the fuck reacted 🔥 to this

this shit not 🔥 at all

[stark kiln]

what companies are still hiring for fall lmao

[untold cape]

What year r u?

If u don’t mind me asking

😭

[stark kiln]

junior lmfao

[untold cape]

Oh

[stark kiln]

😭

[sleek venture]

U got it man I'll give u a referral lmfaoo

BROOO WHERE IS MY FALLL

[covert nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-incrives-meme-meme-react-gif-25029710

[untold cape]

How many ppl can u refer

?

[covert nexus]

its too late

[sleek venture]

VERKADA PLEASE

[covert nexus]

im gonna be a 50 year old new grad...

[untold cape]

If I send my resume at the end of summer (July ish) and u think I got a shot, can I get a referral?

Gonna shoot my shot

[stark kiln]

im cooked if i dont get anything in the fall bro

[untold cape]

Hopefully I don’t airball like angel reese

[untold cape]

R u doing c1 tip?

[clear sun]

most ppl dont do fall

its not a big deal

[untold cape]

I remember someone saying it’s harder than summer

[clear sun]

just need that one offer to get an RO

[stark kiln]

oh shii

[sleek venture]

Yoo @clear sun I haven't seen u in a while

[untold cape]

Oh rip

More competition for tip

Ew

[clear sun]

fuck this server time waste

[untold cape]

[clear sun]

@sleek venture what u doing this summer

[sleek venture]

Imma be at meta

[clear sun]

word

[sleek venture]

U? @clear sun

[clear sun]

grats

[clear sun]

aws

[sleek venture]

preciate it man

[clear sun]

ngmi

[sleek venture]

congrats man

[stark kiln]

are u a sophomore?

[unreal quail]

Didn't u land G, Bloomberg, and Datadog also?

[untold cape]

Dear @sleek venture Issok if it’s a no, I just don’t wanna air all

[unreal quail]

Damm why meta over g tho

[clear sun]

whyd u take meta over google

[stark kiln]

holy cracked

[untold cape]

Airball

[clear sun]

lwk datadog the move

[untold cape]

No

💀

[unreal quail]

Yeah Datadog is probably the best of all those

Did u try pushing g to fall @sleek venture

[stark kiln]

yeah i thought so too

[unreal quail]

what lol? I thought Google > Meta

[clear sun]

meta probably higher comp

faster promo

but more toxic

[stark kiln]

[untold cape]

Wait @stark kiln r u a sophomore rn?

[stark kiln]

nah im a junior lmao

i just thought most c1 tip are sophomores

[untold cape]

Haven’t tip applications alr been done ?

[stark kiln]

yeah i think so

[untold cape]

Oh I’m a freshman rn

[stark kiln]

oh shiii

[untold cape]

I’m just prepping for the upcoming one

[prime totem]

Juniors

[untold cape]

Supposed to be juniors

[stark kiln]

okok makes sense

[prime totem]

Lotta sophs just larp junior tho

[stark kiln]

[prime totem]

And get it

[untold cape]

How hard is ignite

Nvidia ignite?

[stark kiln]

fr? by tc + resume value?

[unreal quail]

yeah i think datadog ng is like 200k. Idk about resume value, but I would put it above all the other faangs other than maybe netflix

[stark kiln]

interesting

[unreal quail]

they use to do ripple but now they just have an app on their website. they changed it this year

[stark kiln]

real

[unreal quail]

I don't think I have gotten a single process from any of my ripple match apps except for hubspot. Their recommendations are actually useless

[sleek venture]

Meta's always been my dream company and I also didn't want to renege

[unreal quail]

i know people lthat renege meta this seson

[sleek venture]

Also I tried moving Datadog summer to winter but they wouldnt let me

[unreal quail]

but it was for quant

so make sense

[sleek venture]

Also no for google fall according to my hm

Said he'd rather I work in the summer

[unreal quail]

r u recruiting for fall now or nah

[sleek venture]

Yeah bro after hubspot cucked me for waitlist

I'm hoping Verkada will save me

[unreal quail]

Did u get interview yet? They ghosted me

[sleek venture]

Yeah I also love the faster promo then jump ship somewhere else

[karmic prawn]

is it worth fall if it affects my financial aid @unreal quail

[sleek venture]

Nah i haven't even got oa yet

[unreal quail]

No imo unless ur fall internship can pay for it

[karmic prawn]

i see

i understand it now

[prime totem]

Bro

Goog fasho better than meta

More stable too

Higher bar

More prestige

Pays better/res val

[karmic prawn]

what if it’s full ride

[prime totem]

School will prob make an exception

If ur going to a gmi fall