#2025_fall

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💀

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not getting google 😭

prime totem
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Who pinged me

unreal quail
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nah relax

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im glazing lil too hard yeah

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but like

prime totem
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Why r u being mean

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aws is the standard legit everywhere

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ok bro

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ur right

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ur so right

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im wrong

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im sorry for holding a candle to you king

prime totem
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Guys can we stop arguing about what comapnies are prestige or not prestige or better or not

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This is like

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1% arguing w 1%

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Amgs arguing w Beamers

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My goats 💔💔💔

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C1s the lambo but thats a dif story but

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Regardless

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💀

oblique pelican
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once someone said they go to r/csmajors to get a refresh from this server

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something to consider

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normally

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i touch grass

sweet frigate
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cscd is the gmis

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r/csmajors is the ngmi

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i read it

prime totem
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i legitimately think the tech economy is starting to get better then i read r/csmajors

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Tier 1: Google, Meta, Apple, OpenAI, Nvidia, Anthropic, Netflix, Waymo

Tier 2: Snowflake, Palantir, Databricks, Stripe, Snap, Linkedin, Airbnb, Anduril, ScaleAI

Tier 3: Coinbase, Notion, Ramp, Rubrik, Brex, Robinhood, Microsoft, Amazon, Datadog, Uber, Duolingo, Affirm, Pinterest

Tier 4: Okta, Hubspot, Discord, Atlassian, MongoDB, DoorDash, Lyft, Verkada, Salesforce, Dropbox, Box, Bloomberg

oblique pelican
tired thistle
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New aura list

oblique pelican
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i agree

sweet frigate
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that's straight doom

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unreal quail
prime totem
oblique pelican
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prime totem
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Its like ppl have a hate for gmis

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In those subreddits

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apple pays 35 / hr

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💀

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insane

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actually

tired thistle
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Anduril pays so much and is a unicorn

sweet frigate
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i lowkey want apple tho

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my TC woulda been higher at apple man fuck

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61 / hr in texas

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say mf less

unreal quail
prime totem
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Guys never watch most dangerous game

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say less

prime totem
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Movies so bad

sweet frigate
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i basically use all of their product groups except vsp/watch lol

tired thistle
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Apple has aura

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NG TC is a joke though

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bro

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what

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apple has like 2 good teams

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everything else is ahh

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ye coreos and ml ???

unreal quail
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is&t is a witch factory

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legit only coreos icl

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and ml

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i got fucked on the ml final

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😭

sweet frigate
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😭

unreal quail
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😭

tired thistle
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Aight tvos, icloud, watchos

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icloud 💀

tired thistle
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Good teams

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tvOS 💀

sweet frigate
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watchos 💀

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anything cloud in it i would avoid tbh

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if u can

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lowest of keys,

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for any company

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visionOS is kinda fire

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icl

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visionOS sounds mad fire

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and meta orion

tired thistle
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Yeah that could get axed at any moment

sweet frigate
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lowkey visionpro is the future it just needs a few years

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yeah visionpro isnt allat rn cuz of price

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but wait

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ye literally

oblique pelican
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L take visionpro is so stupid

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apple is cooking

prime totem
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according to my could have been manager

prime totem
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Yall ever use one them jawns

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Theyre p cool

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its actually the future

prime totem
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Nah bro i actually had it

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I was receiving it for a freind

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Very rich friend

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bro calling his glasses vision pro

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jk jk

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And he agreed to let me use it for a week

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i believe mipmaster bro has streetcred now

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Before sending it ti him

tired thistle
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What about weather app, stocks, apple health, siri

prime totem
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Nah ill show sum

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prime totem
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Gimme sec

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health is fire but just health ml

unreal quail
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like only ML and coreOS teams are good

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tired thistle
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Location services is also good

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Like findmy

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Led dude, i was also an apple glazer until i woke up

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theyre ass

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good EE / hardware

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but software is just trash

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realistically, no one uses apple maps

tired thistle
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The software is lowk what made them though

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The whole ecosystem

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the only thing apple has is UI

prime totem
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visionpros are so gas

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💀

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i cant wait for the next one (2027 👀 )

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or 28

sweet frigate
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idr

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clock app 😭

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wait

oblique pelican
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tiktok

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someone had that lc for zon i think

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wait that's orz af

tired thistle
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Does apple have a team for each individual app

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u can say u impacted 2 million users

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or some bs number

oblique pelican
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calculate the angle between minute and second hand or somehting

unreal quail
prime totem
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Just for a week

tired thistle
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I received it in mail for a friend

unreal quail
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And he let me use for a week

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Literally the first drop

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Was one of the first mfs to wver use one

unreal quail
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Tech CEO in china

tired thistle
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There’s no way the clock app has its own team

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He actually bought 2

tired thistle
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I think coreapps has multiples teams and they just work on most pressing issues across all the apps

unreal quail
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trade me twithc recruiter for google offer bro

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i gotchu

prime totem
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Went to his hq

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Was lowk nuts

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is twithc > zon

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U couldve told me it was a google satellite and i wouldve beloeved

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growth at twithc prolly better

unreal quail
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become a streamer

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nah ik

prime totem
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but like

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Im half chinese after all

oblique pelican
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its not absorbed, twithc still has its own hiring / progression etc

unreal quail
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unreal quail
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I didn't know you were that type of wasian

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sung jin woo

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wait nah

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liu lang zhang

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i think

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the solo leveling dude

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7 star

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liu zhigang

unreal quail
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For some reason i thought u were Vietnamese looking at ur li profile pic @prime totem

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tired thistle
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Aight what are your top 3 companies to work at rn outside quant

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lemme think

tired thistle
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😂

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c1 and c1

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imho

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@prime totem

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wtw

tired thistle
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I’m gonna go palantir, tesla, spacex

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oh nah

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good luck with poverty

oblique pelican
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boeing, lockheed martin, raytheon

tired thistle
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Hm: doge

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we just naming random ahh companies iwth tesla and space ex

unreal quail
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bros elon sexual

oblique pelican
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wtf i didnt know

unreal quail
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one for each baby momma or smt idk i love traditional families

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cmoverherebbg

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unreal quail
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prime totem
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need a good tv show rec

oblique pelican
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what do u like

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im bored watching basketball

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so fire

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i didnt watch that but my bf did and he also liked house md

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so i recommend house md

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house is fire

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so funny

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hmm do u watch severance

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nah

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ill try it out

unreal quail
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🙏

oblique pelican
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oh sweet home ive heard is good

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ive heard of it

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its on my list somewhere

unreal quail
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my bf rlly likes it

tired thistle
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when cold emailing do yall put the incoming @ whatever on it

oblique pelican
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like watches every episode as soon as its out type shit

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just asking since im incoming at a faang

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tired thistle
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yes

oblique pelican
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try G fall no

oblique pelican
tired thistle
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im trynna slide

oblique pelican
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oh wow good looks

tired thistle
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you dont want google maps bro

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ill take any G bro

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trust

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maps

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ez shit

tired thistle
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have u had a TM call yet

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just dijkstra

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its over for me

tired thistle
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no calls yet though?

oblique pelican
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i love google maps except its rerouting kind of sucks but its ok we gang ❤️‍🔥

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tired thistle
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its just you waiting for managers to hit you up

oblique pelican
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boooo awful take

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1 i think

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bros a bad driver

tired thistle
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its not even a formal interview its a chat

oblique pelican
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yeah bro ive never had that issue

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ik ppl getting grilled

tired thistle
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Tf

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resume, trivia n more

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someone had some networks trivia in his intv

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idr who

tired thistle
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yo wth

oblique pelican
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if i ever get trivia in an interview im walking away

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nah yeah

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The hard part is getting the call

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oblique pelican
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and asking them on li

tired thistle
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Could be

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tired thistle
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I tried doing it and nobody responded

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its not res

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they send u a form

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where u write ur exp

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i made mine general

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so it appeals to any team

tired thistle
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same

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i just want offer man

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wtf

oblique pelican
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guys i have a philosophical question for u all. what do u want the point of ur career to be

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this is sad

tired thistle
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gemini infra team would be crazy

oblique pelican
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like money, contribution to society, advancement in ai, spoil loved ones, what

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and make education more accessable for everyone

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like money? or just proud of u?

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tired thistle
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google suite sounds like 💩 though

oblique pelican
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idk if ur brown

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thats the movie that inspired me 😭

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OH LOLLLL RANCHOOO

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lmaoo

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imma buy the visionpros just to rewatch 3i

unreal quail
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yeah i agree w u guys about having it be for money/others, but i often get fucked up on feeling dumb compared to the ppl around me and im confused why i care ab that when realistically all i care ab is money to spoil my loved ones

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trust

tired thistle
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like yes these teams r sick but ik the imposter syndrome dont end when its there, so even if i get there and im just as qualified and making just as much, will it even be satisfying

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ideally i should be celebrating zon but im still so unsatisfied 😭

tired thistle
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id try to balance building cool shit while also making money

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wouldn't lean too much in one direction

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even tho i know its a good company

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not celebratign

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but like

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somewhat satisfied or happy

tired thistle
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being happy is not the same as satisfied

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dont think too much

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the burden of having a brain is overthinking 😭

oblique pelican
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u can be satisfied and pushing urself

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You can be happy you reached FAANG but also acknowledge the road doesn't end here

unreal quail
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Bro give him some copium copium

oblique pelican
tired thistle
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like is this supposed to be peak? bc everyone who doesnt have faang thinks it is?

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nah yall just some greedy mfs

tired thistle
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Whats the best internship in tech

oblique pelican
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i just want to build a school, yall want to steal the fucking moon 💀

prime totem
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who do i email for zon season preference btw for summer and fall

tired thistle
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Meta NYC?

prime totem
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is it just auta

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or

unreal quail
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Man aj you got a dark outlook on life 😭

prime totem
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do i email offseason boarding

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or whatever it is

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ill send u rec

oblique pelican
wheat heron
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thats not a result of satisfaction tho what

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if u never let urself be even a little satisfied and keep moving the finish line away farther and farther how will u ever win the race

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got faang and my parents said they r proud then said 'but what if u like... had a start up'

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its crazy

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like they didnt give me any trauma

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Yo snowflake might be the most overrated company in tech

unreal quail
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terrible RO

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terrible product

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isnt snow stock in the shitter

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but i cant deny that being the boss of smt does sound better than being a lowly intern

tired thistle
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being a boss is such a drag

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i dont want to do allat politics

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just live a quiet life, build scools, help the people

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nun too heavy

oblique pelican
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ok ranchoddas shamaldas chanchad

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💀

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i already wasted my life playing and watching chess

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NO MORE

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please no more corporate chess 😭

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all my friends gap me

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its so tragic

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the goat

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paul morphy

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and yes they def grew up w more connections/privilege than me but like theyre objectively getting richer and i am a code monkey

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whatta guy

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if udk what radix is, ur not gettin gbro

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im sorry

prime totem
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no bro we only discuss 200k+ internships

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my bank balance is 13.25

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just enuf for a 2 person veggie meal at taco bell

prime totem
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me at asu

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😭

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i just get the online 2 person meal

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shits fire

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but im big back

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dam

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gotta get shredded for summer

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lost my abs 😭

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oh wait

drowsy radish
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fr

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😏

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trynna impress @unreal quail

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...

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..

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.

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yes bro breakups are rough

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very very rough

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are we deaduzz rn

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bro im kidding

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shiiii say less

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internships are for fun

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fr

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nah

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fr

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internships should be all work

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weekends is where its at

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im sure baddies would be down for casual hookups

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zon baddie

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zon is just india 2.0

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ye

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unreal quail
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then how will you ever get a gf 😭

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mine is to be a bum and stay at home

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i already have a gf

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whos also interning at zon with me

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drowsy radish
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bro

drowsy radish
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life is not all career 😭

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unreal quail
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what if you don't have any friends either

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bro wtf

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its all been zon isnt it

unreal quail
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This is gonna violate so many HR protocols

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yeah

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dude amazon recruits from cscd exclusively

drowsy radish
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can anyone edit circle to zon

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@unreal quail when is TT

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ye lol

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imma start calling you kaneki

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nah ur cooked

unreal quail
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bro their documentation is in mandarin

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i need to learn mandarin

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i got cucked on apple final and ttd final cuz i couldnt understand the interviewer 😭

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chinese ppl get reachout

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ez

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broo 💀

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nah, ur my main piece bro

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japanese

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dude, i was hoping for brown rng, i got the other asian instead

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ni haoooooooo

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i woulda popped off with hindi

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lowest of keys my hindi is better than indian citizens

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fr

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like the urge omg

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bro he woulda been chill im sure

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dude insta offer

drowsy radish
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what firm

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prolly higher

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grats on mit bruh

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where is my 5r. 😭

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wtf

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and u got 5r process

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orz

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wait do u go to mich

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oh rip

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udub

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ask muy

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he has 5r summer

unreal quail
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for quant it is

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uchi so underrated

unreal quail
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stanford and berkeley are the best for swe

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champaign and chicago are kinda far apart tho

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umich so ahh for recruiting 😭

unreal quail
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unreal quail
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how do you do that

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also what school do u go to lmao

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i forgot

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who #1`

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Yeah probably zon i would guess

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cooked

unreal quail
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Why do they divide aws and amazon lol

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im doomed to GM

unreal quail
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General Motors 🔥

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yeah lol

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aws > companies > regular zon

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thats how it works

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you apply to regular zon then get aws intake

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udub

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Nah T10 tho

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How tf is my school top 5 employeers all Big tech

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bezos

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what school bruh

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ut?

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Ik it is crazy

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man

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wtf

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bro gaps

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no i mean my school

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he means gt

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gt is literally

fresh - research
soph - zon
jun - meta
sen - chil

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congrats on being an actuary

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😭

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💀

gloomy basin
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amazonToad 🍌

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gloomy basin
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trynna pull that

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gloomy basin
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Or like zon to google

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too bad im ngmi

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google dont fw me

gloomy basin
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fumbled all my processes this year

gloomy basin
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Faang is all rng broskis

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woulda been so fire, Zon summer, G fall, Apple Winter

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Yeah just apply day of release

unreal quail
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junior

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strat is to use one apply for asap

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No but u might as well take it

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and another with ref

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dude fr fr

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wait fuck

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andrew my goat

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Microsoft refs are cooked

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wtw abt plaid n hubspot vs zon

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im still getting cucked lmao no way

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andrew making me dance in his palm rn

unreal quail
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yeah but plaid better imo

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u spittin

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frfr

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my actuary got bars yo

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bros gmi

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plaid > zon > ||porn||hubspot @inland bronze

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im taking skull as yes

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another company added to list

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yes but i am on spring break so it does not matter when i sleep

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sleep is for the weak

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i like it when u call me silly like that

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Gibraltar sounds indian

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ngl

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oh nah is that a place in harry potter?

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nisan al gaib

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whatever that is

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andrew

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This must be that werid ass quant firm you are working at this summer

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are u gonna recruit ng

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yall gotta realize andrews just here to smurf

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hes farming hella elo rn

drowsy radish
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this is like skeletons vs the crown tower in cr

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the number of zeros at the end of my check matters bruh

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im making like 2 pesos as a cobalt miner

unreal quail
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dude, wheres my home insurance 😭

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like how i please you

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💀

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andrew

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will u give me msft ref

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i need

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link it bruh

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which res

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summary is crazy in this market

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sir

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this isnt the 1600s anymore

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This the most beautiful resume I ever seen

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thats illegal

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plus id be the one getting owned 💀

unreal quail
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Brothe disrespect is hard sheesh

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whats gt omscs

unreal quail
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tbh bc that probably the route most people go with when they are unemployed lol

prime totem
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Shuddered when i saw omscs

crystal mulch
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online: mickey
masters: mouse

winter sleet
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whats the 4.5 connectrion

prime totem
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That was almost me

unreal quail
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no u can only take 2 classes a semester max

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Bro trying to catch the gpters

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nvm

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too sleep deprived to do anything anymore

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rate the resume

prime totem
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Send a ss unc

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Downloading a file is too much work

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gpt

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LAZARRRRRRRRRR

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NO WAY

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my inspo

prime totem
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Rate the resume

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he went insane after zon and so will i

prime totem
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My goat sharif

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prime totem
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He defo gmi now

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I think the advice given was good enough for our boy sharif to land something great this cycle

winter sleet
prime totem
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Wonder where he is now

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prime totem
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Employee at the month at a fast food restaurant

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A crowning achievement

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“Volunteered sometimes”

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dude

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hes clinically insane

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id be in aw if lazar found a job

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nah

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is he even crazier 💀

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dm

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trust

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bro

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rip

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rip

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rip

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give me a trailer atleast

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i need to add to my lazar thesis

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dude

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you dont want to do this

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trust

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stop before its too late

viscid geyser
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which folder is his dick in

winter sleet
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why is his linkedin the Sun

supple hull
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yo jason

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icl

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start deleting shit

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@viral karma

winter sleet
#

yeah his github contains literally everything

supple hull
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💀

winter sleet
supple hull
#

lazar actually n inspiration icl

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nah

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lazar is so insane

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dont lie

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lazar is orz

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sane*

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💀

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dude i spent a good 2-3 hours looking at his github

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insane shit

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💀

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u see his 2025 resolutions 💀

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is that you

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wait wtf

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ocaml

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bros cracked

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beta language

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everyone knows java is better for cp

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HUHHHHH

wheat prairie
#

what the orz

supple hull
#

shout out to the bro that used haskell

wheat prairie
#

why do people in spain fw haskell so much

supple hull
winter sleet
#

find the guy using assembly

wheat prairie
#

every spanish swe ive met really likes haskell

supple hull
#

are there no data structures wtf

wheat prairie
#

i found bros linkedin

supple hull
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x2

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why not

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o

wheat prairie
#

lambda calculus is so weird to reason about

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how the fuck would u make like

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a hashmap in this

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LOL

unreal quail
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Bro I saw this post yesterday I hate when people post this shit it is so cringe 😭

wheat prairie
#

ts so ass 😭

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pmo

unreal quail
#

Linkedin is the most ingenuine social media platform ever

wheat prairie
#

finally found some software thing i wanted to build but its like absolutely useless for resume

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but its fun af

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so ive been grinding that over spring break

prime totem
#

Its only cool once u get an orz internship or job

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Then u can aura farm

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Nonchalantly

unreal quail
prime totem
#

I want to aura farm

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I need to experience the joy

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The anticipation is killing me

wheat prairie
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its just a function

unreal quail
wheat prairie
#

lambda function

prime totem
#

I cant announce anything yet smh

wheat prairie
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ngl i dont either im cooked

prime totem
#

Tbf it gets reachouts

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I lowk j wanna see how many comments i can get on one post

unreal quail
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if @wheat prairie doesn't get ro, then we are all cooked and doomed

prime totem
#

My ex checks my Li every once in a while

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Idk why

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Idt she knows i can tell

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Its been like almost 2 years now

wheat prairie
#

is it even that hard

prime totem
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Oh she did

unreal quail
prime totem
#

Just the “your searchers work at” outted her

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She works at a very specific org like super specific

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So i can tell

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Nah but shes hella bad

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Lowk an L…. But she traumatized me so

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Never again

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Nah shes from my hometown

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Shes in SF

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Rn

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Just a tragic woman tbh

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Genuinely feel bad

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Sigh

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Anyways

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Back to the topic at hand

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How can we maximize aura farming points on linkedin

unreal quail
#

He made that incoming sagemaker post on li 🔥

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Nah he has not made it yet just trollin

prime totem
#

Everytime someone says “ts is cooked” my mind immediatwly goes to “ts is bubonic” because of @empty sleet

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Im cursed

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It gets to a point

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Yea thats ridiculous

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I mean bro

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Srsly

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It gets to a point

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Like id love to be capable of such things

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But like to willingly do it that much

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Is insanity

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hawk tuah

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Id assume the formulas

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Thats p funny

empty sleet
#

also wtf r u doing in fall chat

unreal quail
prime totem
#

Im gooning for amazon fall

empty sleet
#

u got off the waitlist?

prime totem
prime totem
empty sleet
#

have they given anyone fall

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I thought ts made them crash out this year

prime totem
#

They might still be working on summer not really focused at all on fall logistics

empty sleet
#

Absolutely massive

prime totem
#

..

warped jasper
#

Someone summon me

gloomy basin
#

toadstare 🍌

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Yum banana

warped jasper
#

No 😦

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I haven't been applying, I have this tool which automatically applies to set positions for me though :b

vagrant beacon
#

damn

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g stuff

midnight pagoda
#

Anyone land anything for Fall 2025?

#

Lockheed Fall 2025 🙌

warped jasper
midnight pagoda
# warped jasper

Did you ascertain if this is applying on company websites instead of just through third party channels?

warped jasper
#

I will let you know soon

narrow python
#

Has anyone recently interviewed with FlexGen for a SDE intern role?

twilit drum
#

anyone know if microsoft word / google docs is generally ok for making a resume?

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or is that bad for ats or whatever

signal kiln
#

more about the format

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ive used docs before but it was a premade format so

twilit drum
hardy flint
#

Just keep it simple use what works

twilit drum
#

yeaa I just dunno if using word/docs is bad for ats

hardy flint
#

Use a template rather than building it yourself

twilit drum
#

everyone seems to use jake's resume latex

hardy flint
#

Yeah use that

signal kiln
#

using latex on overleaf is peak

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but def use a premade template like jake's

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not worth formatting urself

twilit drum
#

oh I formatted mine myself but it was pretty easy

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didnt do anything fancy just simple 1 column

plucky garnet
#

latex

twilit drum
plucky garnet
#

and spacing

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allowing you to fit more in

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without it looking cluttered

#

better for passing ATS and easier on the eyes

twilit drum
#

okok got it

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thanks

plucky garnet
#

np np

gloomy basin
#

toadstare 🍌

supple hull
#

@unreal quail any fall

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is cohere still hiring

#

prolly not

unreal quail
vagrant beacon
#

yeh

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cohere has off season

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spring

#

idk if they do fall

lyric sequoia
#

does cohere hire MS students?

unreal quail
lyric sequoia
#

currently i see only research internship and a basic quali there is in the process of pursing a PhD

unreal quail
#

That was for Shopify not cohere

#

Wtf how is this kid so cracked 😭 😭 , I am being gapped by an 11 year old

broken yoke
#

What lol

#

Insane

crimson nexus
#

does anyone know good resources to find fall 2025 internships other than simplify offseason repo?

supple hull
#

william orz

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orz

#

or2

sinful lynx
#

bruh why has nothing good opened up for fall still

supple hull
#

dont u have zon fall

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wtf

viscid geyser
#

need fall

supple hull
#

ok green gooner

ocean delta
#

dont u have dbrix

sinful lynx
supple hull
sinful lynx
viscid geyser
#

ask @unreal quail

unreal quail
unreal quail
sinful lynx
prime totem
#

Where my zon fall

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My son

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Where is my son

supple hull
#

@unreal quail

#

you alr know what time it is

unreal quail
glad steeple
#

anyone have a repo or sum to find fall internships?

#

also does c1 do fall ?

unreal quail
glad steeple
#

ah rip

tired thistle
#

which quants do fall

#

outside citadel and optiver

supple hull
#

optiver is j uiuc no?

tired thistle
#

is it

supple hull
#

i thot so

tired thistle
#

just saw

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ewww

#

wtf is that pay

#

looks like dei

supple hull
#

💀

plucky garnet
unreal quail
#

No unforunately. No new falls this last week

supple hull
unreal quail
#

GUYS NEW FALL INTERNSHIP DROPPED

#

does it matter, it's a new fall internship. that is all that matters

hexed wave
#

any fall?

unreal quail
#

wtf auto rejection for me then. I alr applied with my zon internship

supple hull
#

its wtv

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berkshire grey is full of northwestern ngmis

#

@unreal quail

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another one?

unreal quail
supple hull
unreal quail
warm forge
#

how many buisiness days should i wait after the interview before following up?

supple hull
shy rain
#

'my boyfriend works at spacex'

sinful lynx
unreal quail
#

Man @sinful lynx u must have some beef with spacex

ivory acorn
#

does cohere hire fall?

sinful lynx
supple hull
#

😭

#

cohere at hc

ivory acorn
#

are apps still up?

ivory acorn
#

head count

tired thistle
#

Guys need advice

#

Graduating this semester in 3 years

#

Supposed to do 1 year masters at my school

unreal quail
tired thistle
#

Is it worth canceling that to do fall internship and online ms

sinful lynx
unreal quail
#

Oh wait nvm misread

tired thistle
#

School is t4 public school not good at cs though

#

Summer internship is meta

sinful lynx
#

just try to get ro from meta then decide

unreal quail
sinful lynx
#

i mean tbf meta = zon in 2025 so ymmv

tired thistle
#

Ro won’t be till like late August early September

tired thistle
sinful lynx
unreal quail
tired thistle
#

Yeah that’s fair

tired thistle
sinful lynx
unreal quail
tired thistle
#

I’m guessing he took Google

tired storm
#

boy do I have news for u

unreal quail
lunar solstice
#

can you get waitlisted from amazon after verbal offer?

unreal quail
tired thistle
#

Tbf I would’ve taken google if my team was better it just was not good though

sinful lynx
tired thistle
sinful lynx
lunar solstice
#

jayson tatum got no aura bro

tired storm
#

jt was it Google

supple hull
#

oh nah

tired thistle
#

Either Google or Netflix

supple hull
#

we glazing tf outta the green gooner

unreal quail
supple hull
#

jt so ass its not even funny

#

brunsen actually clears

sinful lynx
sinful lynx
supple hull
unreal quail
supple hull
#

jt so ass kerr didnt play him 💀

#

not even the best on his own team 💔

unreal quail
lunar solstice
#

we diddd itttttt head ah

supple hull
#

ts exactly what jt would say

lunar solstice
#

stfu tatum mf

supple hull
#

zip his pants up when u done lb

tired storm
#

average celtics fan mf is crashing out over jt on cscd 💔💔💔

mellow anvil
unreal quail
tired thistle
unreal quail
#

celtic fans are crazy with their takes

tired thistle
#

I don’t know mfs had like 7+ calls

mellow anvil
#

not even close to meta though

mellow anvil
edgy gull
#

Anyone know if Amazon has a system where they keep your recent OA scores for a couple months (let's say if someone trolled the OA) or that's not the case?

tired thistle
mellow anvil
#

boutta be kicked out soon

unreal quail
#

bro glazing apple so badly

tired thistle
#

Apple the factory of rescinding offers

mellow anvil
#

why would apple pip if they pay pennies

tired storm
#

damn who would've thought companies had talent attrition

#

ts is everywhere nowadays bro

untold cape
#

Hi all

unreal quail
#

give it a year and apple will be a pipfactory with the number of people they will be hiring

mellow anvil
tired thistle
#

What’s your other offer

mellow anvil
tired thistle
#

😂

#

Withdraw that shit

untold cape
#

Have any of yall done the google summer of code

unreal quail
tired thistle
#

Lowk nah

sinful lynx
tired thistle
#

The tm process is so shit

#

I’m just pissed about the Tm process

tired storm
#

I've heard bnb is acc a crazy sleeper

mellow anvil
#

their remote policy is too good

tired thistle
#

I’m lowkey overhyping but Airbnb is like right outside Meta, Google, Netflix though

untold cape
mellow anvil
#

you can work from any country for 4 months a year for US pay

tired storm
#

this is crazy

tired thistle
#

Aight lets relax a bit

tired storm
#

it's funny

untold cape
tired thistle
#

They still a top 5 firm in tech

tired storm
#

this is normal meta attrition year u just fed into the social outrage

#

they didn't get ppl a pip option this year they just got the severance

#

nothing changed

unreal quail
#

bruh these statements remind me why tatum is a bum in the nba

untold cape
#

McDonald’s

tired storm
#

they're all the same shit just covered up differently

keeper test
silent layoffs
pip
random rescinding

sinful lynx
untold cape
#

Holy yap “mvp caliber season” can’t even beat golden state with Steph not playing

sinful lynx
tired storm
#

this is rlly only an issue in this server for some reason bc people think it's cool to be exclusive just to realize it's all the same prestige once u start working, but in here people look for different things to put one down over the other

untold cape
#

I’m joking btw, I don’t know much, I’m just salty bc that game lost me in fantasy

#

Not rlly lost but the gaps too big

tired thistle
sinful lynx
untold cape
#

Does that count

supple hull
tired storm
untold cape
sinful lynx
#

jokic = fraud btw

untold cape
#

Also

#

Is it normal for you to message someone

#

Like I messaged someone asking if we can just talk or like a coffee chat and they agreed and set a date

#

And never showed up

supple hull
#

Waa waa, JT ahh, SGA ahh, Jokic ahh lakers in 5

untold cape
#

💀 I assume not, right

unreal quail
untold cape
supple hull
#

Bezos bro why we entertaining this clown