2025_fall

[supple wren]

yeah

funsies

[barren orbit]

Lmao

[unreal quail]

I saw someone from my school do off-season there last year

Only spring and summer. They stopped doing fall

Wtf is the point of that. Just to increase num of applicants and people interviewed?

[supple wren]

people interviewed yeah

[snow elbow]

no wayyyyy

😭

i wanted to do dd

[snow elbow]

also government related

same as ghost posting kinda thing

they have quotas to meet

[karmic prawn]

@unreal quail any fall openings?!

[unreal quail]

I saw one open for Relativity Space recently

Giving u useful info this time lol

[karmic prawn]

good girl

[unreal quail]

Bro I’m not a girl 💀

[plucky garnet]

Tryna swing the link plz

[unreal quail]

https://www.relativityspace.com/internships

[serene sequoia]

is relativity space a good res val company, i feel like i have heard of them but im not 100%

[unreal quail]

Yeah they are good aerospace company. Probably comparable to like Boeing

[native kindle]

they do some really cool stuff, i know they have a decent bit of remote for FT too

[supple hull]

yo delete

Don’t sell the sauce

[unreal quail]

I am not a gatekeeper. Plus I am probably ngmi regardless 😭

[supple hull]

Ripp

I’m playing tho

Share the wealth

[karmic prawn]

good girl

[unreal quail]

Stop calling me a girl bro

[mental talon]

https://tenor.com/view/good-boy-pat-on-head-stitch-gif-16763870062622428958

[severe pawn]

any big tech opened for Fall? None of them do off season except Amazon sometimes anyways right?

if I recall correctly Databricks and Datadog also only do summer / winter?

[supple hull]

Dog did fall but @stone comet was such a bad intern, they stopped

[snow elbow]

it ended with him 😭

[unreal quail]

https://tenor.com/view/keyaan-john-wick-keanu-reeves-gif-2384046765437701795

[stone comet]

might as well change ur name bro….

[unreal quail]

he should change it to ouck tuah hater

[light hornet]

have people been getting off the zon fall waitlist recently?

[supple hull]

Sorry pookie (come to Bellevue PLEASE)

[stone comet]

isn’t seattle next to bellevue big man

zon and msft interns hang out all the time i thought

[supple hull]

Redmond is like 30m away no?

[unreal quail]

It’s in the middle of nowhere bro. Seattle is where it’s at 🔥

[supple hull]

Onggg

@stone comet pu

[gloomy basin]

[old dust]

Did they really stop doing fall internships?

[gloomy basin]

[mortal linden]

Yes

[dusky talon]

Could you direct me towards that message? I want to prep this summer for roblox internship

I know factory is max flow, car is permutations, but how do i practice that

Nvm i found it

I wonder how to prepare for permutations though

[potent trout]

does roblox require lua exp

[dusky talon]

No Lua is not needed at all

I tried to do the OA in Lua like a dumass but codesignal obviously isnt adapted for

[potent trout]

lmaoo

since roblox oa is free

im worried they will throw ur app in the trash even if u aced the oa

[supple hull]

Does TT do fall?

[copper crest]

LPs I shoud focus on for zon fina?

[kind needle]

any fall openings

[primal flint]

@unreal quail

[fallow cobalt]

Is zon fall at hc

[chilly niche]

Only recruiters should know what’s happening at zon atp 😭

[vocal slate]

Ik like 20 ppl just from my midwest uni in my batch who r interning at zon this summer

[snow elbow]

lowkey might be full on luck for roblox ngl

so many mfs applied to it and probably did well on OA

https://tenor.com/view/gulp-gif-18168541481117421868

@potent trout would u consider this pos niche asf

I can't apply to it
https://careers.roblox.com/jobs/6257413

I in fact do not enjoy roblox dev experience

💀

definitely has gotten better tho

[hazy vector]

does tiktok recruit fall?

Monday, May 12 Monday, May 19 Tuesday May 27 (Memorial Day May 26) Monday, June 9 Monday, June 23

it only says this

or r there specific roles that recruit for fall

[unreal quail]

Yeah for some positions only if it has Fall in the title

[hazy vector]

okok

whattt application is applicable to bytedance

can i even apply 😭

[vocal slate]

found some dude on reddit saying he got a meraki fall 2025 offer 3 months ago

it's over boys

pack it up

[dusty mountain]

what big tech fall apps are open

[unreal quail]

TikTok and NVIDIA

[hazy vector]

https://github.com/SimplifyJobs/Summer2025-Internships/blob/dev/README-Off-Season.md

[sleek venture]

Do you guys know if Tesla pushes to fall?

If applied to a summer position?

[humble notch]

yeah they do

[unreal quail]

Wait really I thought they didn’t allow that

[humble notch]

I know in the past they have

could be different now

[brittle depot]

@stone comet do you know who your friend scheduled the technical interview with for att

[sleek venture]

Oh ok yeah was wondering if anyone recently has been able to @humble notch

[mortal linden]

any decent companies that have part time (<= 20 hrs/week) fall internships?

[wet plank]

amazon

https://www.amazon.jobs/en/jobs/2837381/jr-software-development-engineer-seattle

[mortal linden]

ah im not eligible, im graduating next year

[winter sleet]

is this new lmao?

[stone comet]

nah no clue, also it’s only first round

my fault

didn’t realize at and t has 3 rounds of interviews

[wet plank]

nah it was always a thing

they have this in otherr locations too

[brittle depot]

ah yeah this was for my 2nd interview

[mystic jungle]

Are tech companies just done with Fall Internships?

I feel like there should be wayyy more apps out by now

maybe they just dont open apps for them?

dam :P

[winter sleet]

they prolly select only one mf

[karmic prawn]

ong

[gloomy basin]

🍌

[unreal quail]

@karmic prawn any new fall posting girl?

[supple hull]

💀💀

[mystic jungle]

yeah I think it's over?

[supple hull]

bruh @stone comet why u still recruiting g

arent u at msft

[stone comet]

my friend

tryna get him something 🙏 😔

[supple hull]

🙏🏽🙏🏽

C1 or Zon maybe

[dusky talon]

wait i didn't realize roblox opened a role that actually requires lua proficiency and roblox dev experience

[vagrant beacon]

Holy shitt at and t 3 roinds with salary sub-40$ ??

[mental talon]

alarm.com has OA, hm screen, and 2x45min technical+behavioral for $32 💀

[vagrant beacon]

Maybe a startup thing

[mental talon]

its publicly traded

cant call that shit startup no more

[karmic prawn]

@unreal quail any fall openings

[unreal quail]

Nah sorry babe, there ain’t anything new today

[karmic prawn]

pause

[unreal quail]

Just like you are for @tired storm

[plucky garnet]

tum hi ho

[mental talon]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[plucky garnet]

yea

LMFAO

bro

ill send you my linkedin one sec

YOOO

WHICH ONE

[mental talon]

is it the hindu temple in flushing

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[gloomy basin]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-gif-13527649

[kind needle]

any fall openings

[mortal linden]

any fall openings

[woeful compass]

any fall openings

[dusky holly]

I found this list https://github.com/bsovs/Fall2024-Internships

Also this https://github.com/SimplifyJobs/Summer2025-Internships/blob/dev/README-Off-Season.md

[karmic prawn]

dawg this shit is out dated

[unreal quail]

Typically in like August to September same time as Summer Internships

Oracle has one tho alr posted lol

[karmic prawn]

@unreal quail any new fall openings?

[unreal quail]

No sorry

[mortal linden]

september to april?

[supple hull]

prolly got off fall WL

[unreal quail]

How is this guy interning in the spring also

First person I have seen interning for zon in spring 2026

[supple hull]

oh i didnt even see the april

crazy 💀

[mortal linden]

shes from uoft

so im guessing its a co-op

[storm flicker]

is there a spreadsheet for zon LP?

[humble notch]

where do you find fall 2025 internships

could someone help plz

[hardy flint]

@unreal quail w guy

[forest cedar]

Jr SDE

[serene sequoia]

anyone done the tiktok MLE intern hackerrank for fall?

is it DSA or ML focused coding?

alright bud

[forest cedar]

Genuinely have no clue lol

[karmic prawn]

@unreal quail what does this mean

[unreal quail]

I have no idea. How should I know, not good at linear algebra. Ask @jagged coyote he is the math god

No, you can still get both oa. I got bot before

U r doing qr wdym

That requires math

[karmic prawn]

@jagged coyote can u explain bilinear

[unreal quail]

Bruh everybody just asking each other what bilinear is

Man is a math god

[prime totem]

MKes sense

[karmic prawn]

so if f(x,y) linear then

nah it’s quadratic

yea

i see

aren’t all quadratic bilinear then

[karmic prawn]

meant aren’t all xy quadratic bilinear?

then tf is thy shape

yea becuase two variable does not equate x^2

[unreal quail]

You are a math major? I though u were cs

Bruh how are you super cracked

Don’t u go to Stanford bruh. How can a Stanford student be a fraud

[karmic prawn]

i understand it now why is a bilinear function good for frequency resolution @eager cave

nah im playing

goofy ahh ali

[spiral lynx]

i got an exam coming up this week but my interview is also soon >.<
gonna just take the L on the exam

[native raptor]

defer your exam

[unreal quail]

Yeah exam doesn’t matter just take the L

[spiral lynx]

to be fair the exam is algorithims lol

been doing a bnucnh of LC

[unreal quail]

I'd still take the L tho. U preparing for ur interview will probably be prep for the exam also

[spiral lynx]

yeah thats waht i mean, all this LC is basically just exam preop

[compact compass]

In the Amazon interview, do we need to code the whole solution or just the function?

Can somebody share their experience please

[supple hull]

what do u mean dawg

[compact compass]

Say you get a linked list question. Do you need to implement the class for the LL and the actual function or just the function

[supple hull]

probably both

how dyk if its sll dll dldl or cll

[compact compass]

Hmm true

It wastes time that's all

[supple hull]

you dont get any piece of code defined for you

like lc

where they tell u what type of list / tree it is

you have to write ur own abstraction

often times follow ups are taking away a core part of you design

like use sll instead of dll

[compact compass]

So you gotta write like int main() and stuff too?

[supple hull]

yeah

dude its not that deep

it takes two seconds to write a ll or tree class

a trie takes like a minute

[compact compass]

Hmm fair

If I filled 2 language during the survey. Can he make me choose one of those or it ll be my choice?

[supple hull]

ur choice

are u aws

[compact compass]

Yea

[supple hull]

it doesnt matter

[compact compass]

I really don't wanna code this shit in Python lol

[supple hull]

ur chill

[silk nimbus]

You gotta write a new programming language first, then build the entire solution

[supple hull]

i used cpp for aiml lmao

[compact compass]

Nice

[supple hull]

ong, write a compiler, linker, assembler n more

might as well j code it in binary

[compact compass]

Cpp is goated for dsa lowkey

[supple hull]

nah

py gaps

[ivory acorn]

does doordash hire fall?

[supple hull]

not anymor : ( @stone comet was a naughty intern

[ivory acorn]

lol

[vagrant beacon]

wait why are there a tons of heisenberg

[ivory acorn]

there is only one true Heisenberg

[vagrant beacon]

im broke

[supple hull]

@snow nova

[snow nova]

wassup

[supple hull]

Do u see ts

He’s stealing ur identity

Imma need a battle to the death

[mental talon]

who is the one who knocks

[gloomy basin]

🍌

[karmic prawn]

@unreal quail any fall openings?

[unreal quail]

Nah sorry

[woeful compass]

Same question

[karmic prawn]

what is a ddirac delta fucntion

[unreal quail]

@eager cave he needs your help again

[shut jetty]

the knocker

[mental talon]

I AM THE DANGER

[snow elbow]

Before

😭😭

[alpine belfry]

when in doubt ask chat

[unreal quail]

or just ask gpt

[rotund cave]

C1 or zon for final summer intern

[unreal quail]

Zon obv

[unreal quail]

wht happen to it? why did it get deleted 😭

[cinder solar]

We have fb, google, msft, amazon, apple chan but not C1 ffs

[unreal quail]

C1 chan was the best of all the chan, @gloomy basin bring it back bro

[cinder solar]

True. Bring her back

[karmic prawn]

so it’s saying that the integral of a constant input signal is 1

bet

nvm, If a signal never changes, it has no new frequency components—just a single, infinitely sharp spike at 𝑓 =0

[supple hull]

No fall 😭😭

[wheat crow]

what are the best fall companies to recruit for?

or are there still any out there

[vernal rose]

[unreal quail]

Citadel probably

[unreal quail]

gaps

[vernal rose]

i dont see a citadel chan

must mean google better

[unreal quail]

Citadel is too elite to be a chan

[cold mural]

mfs just putting c1 against anything now

😂

[wheat crow]

qt or swe

[unreal quail]

Both

[supple hull]

ong

[wheat crow]

can u send link?

[unreal quail]

it is just the same as the summer one.

[vernal rose]

c1 or openai?

[hexed wave]

c1

[supple hull]

c1

[subtle nimbus]

c1 orz

[hexed wave]

c1 or c2

[subtle nimbus]

I love c1

[unreal quail]

c1 trumps everything

[mental talon]

:c1chan:

wtf

:c1chan:

[prime totem]

C1

Word on the street is c1 is faang+ level now

Orz…….

[unreal quail]

yeah it the same app. you can push it if you get the offer

[native elm]

Does AMD recruit Fall?

applied to their roles. Has anyone heard back?

[unreal quail]

yes, they have fall postions on their site. I applied but got ghosted

[native elm]

hmm okayy

Not sure when the fall roles were up so I might have been late to it

[unreal quail]

they don't really have anything for swe tbh. most of their roles for fall are for data science

[karmic prawn]

were cooked

[unreal quail]

Yeah snowflake u only get if it is a fall app, not summer

[karmic prawn]

for fall

[unreal quail]

how do u know?

I think it open in April or May last year

[vernal rose]

have fun passing snowflake interviews

those mfs will ask u straight cf problems

[snow nova]

can i push snow fall to spring

[vernal rose]

howd u get snow

so orzbob

please help me

so serious not even trolling

[unreal quail]

I heard that isn't allowed like u can't push

[snow nova]

no just asking

damn unlucky

[unreal quail]

Idk though I know @jagged coyote is trying push summer to spring rn

[snow nova]

oh well imma try (im not passing res screen)

[supple hull]

Heis bruh

U got G n DD

[unreal quail]

Aren't u the doordash and google guy, u def passing resume screening with that

[supple hull]

stop stealing MY THATS RIGHT, MY (I’m not getting snow) processes now smh 😭😭😭

[snow nova]

they might hate on my school idk

[vernal rose]

yeah how do u even get pass snow resume screen

deadass is like a mystery

anyone who gets pass snow screen is orz

[unreal quail]

school doesn't matter for snowflake

[snow nova]

o maybe i got a chance then

[supple hull]

Heis bruh

Where’s my G

😭😭

[snow nova]

😭 its the weekend bro

[vernal rose]

dawg g is done 💀

[supple hull]

😭😭😭

[snow nova]

not quite but almost

[supple hull]

I can only cope for sm longer

[vernal rose]

theres like

[unreal quail]

@supple hull i mainfest ur g offer

[vernal rose]

one week left in TM

[supple hull]

I might as well put Zon on my li

[vernal rose]

better pray for a miracle 💀

[supple hull]

Dude I’ll take any team atp

[vernal rose]

ngl ever since i had google on my resume i have passed zero resume screens

[supple hull]

🙏🏽🙏🏽

[vernal rose]

[supple hull]

G negative RV confirmed ?!?

[snow nova]

what 😭

[supple hull]

😭😭

[vernal rose]

i havent applied to any positions

[unreal quail]

bro what

[supple hull]

💀💀

Fuck bruh

Where G

Need Zon G duo

FUCK

[unreal quail]

man just flexxing how superior he is

[supple hull]

FML

[vernal rose]

ima apply to c1 fall with g on resume

ill lyk if i pass screen or not

prob wont since i reneged them for this summer

💀

[snow nova]

💀

[unreal quail]

man wants to make it into cfaang now

[hazy vector]

C1 does fall?

[snow nova]

they hate reneges

[vernal rose]

perks of the cornfields

[snow nova]

cf*ng

[unreal quail]

probably talking about incubator

[hazy vector]

ah

[vernal rose]

c1 incubator unironically has a pretty high bar to get

[supple hull]

😭😭

[unreal quail]

yeah bc they hire like 10 interns max bro

[supple hull]

What company does fall 🙏🏽😭

Need fall 💔💔

I didn’t get GTS OA, somehow failing res screens still 💔💔

[vernal rose]

i think its like 20 where we are, but yeah all the people that land it have like pretty good experience

[snow nova]

i didn't either i think

[supple hull]

I thot u got phone

[snow nova]

no never got proc

[supple hull]

Dude I need belle housing too

Fuck this

[supple hull]

Ripp

All g

Wait dude

Are u gonna do spring too

fuck where is my oracle process for fall

fml it’s ttr

[unreal quail]

dw i got it, and they have ghosted me after the oa 😭

[supple hull]

💔💔

[snow nova]

not sure maybe id do snow or db if i could

[supple hull]

DB does off?!?

Fuck maybe I can pull a db spring

[snow nova]

i thought they did spring but could be wrong

[supple hull]

Nah I think ur right

Sheeesh bro

[vernal rose]

DB is overglazed

[supple hull]

If anyone’s got it, it’s u

[supple hull]

Trippin

DB >>>>>

[unreal quail]

u could do cockroach labs too they are the same tier as snow and db

[supple hull]

Their senior swes make like 750 no

Or is that M level

[supple hull]

Cockroach doesn’t do off tho right

[vernal rose]

half of that is paper money

[unreal quail]

They do Spring internships

[supple hull]

Icic

[subtle nimbus]

datadog does spring right?

[supple hull]

Wdym

[subtle nimbus]

but its like 30 hc or smth

?

[vernal rose]

u get it in stock

[unreal quail]

Yeah I saw one doing spring at my school rn

[supple hull]

Fall n idts anymore

[vernal rose]

and u cant even sell

or some shit like that

[supple hull]

I mean, db stock prolly gonna go crazy

[vernal rose]

tbf one of the most cracked kids in my school

[supple hull]

I won’t mind tha

[vernal rose]

is incoming DB

[supple hull]

Sheesh

Yeah idk what I’m yapping

Too ngmi for db

[subtle nimbus]

bro its crazy cus the ppl who get ddog offszn are so cracked they dont take ro💀

[vernal rose]

he chose db over jump

for some reason

[supple hull]

HUHHHH

dude that’s crazy

[unreal quail]

yeah like ouckah

[subtle nimbus]

yea and like all the other ppl

[supple hull]

WhT school real gmi

[vernal rose]

cornfields

[supple hull]

🔥

Land of corn and nelles

[vernal rose]

all we do is booze and spam intern applications

[supple hull]

Lmaoo

Crazy stuff

R u G summer or fall

[vernal rose]

im step this summer

i was gonna do zon fall

but decided to fade

[supple hull]

Oh I see

Oh wait bruh

We’re u asked palindrome on ur int

For step

[snow nova]

wait why

[snow nova]

are they fr? i thought they were like same as mongo or smth

[vernal rose]

yeah i got lucky processes

[supple hull]

I remember now lmao

[vernal rose]

i want to do off season junior and senior year

[supple hull]

Ur dude forgot he had int

[unreal quail]

Wtf how is cockroach labs same tier as mongo. U r trippin

[vernal rose]

that way i can have three return offers

and i dont think google +zon makes that much of a difference over just google

in terms of resume screens

[snow nova]

im not saying it is i just thought it was

idk much ab cockroach

[snow nova]

i mean g step is kinda diff from normal g

altho ig ppl just larp it anyways

[vernal rose]

im just writing it as swe intern

i dont want to stay there for 3 years anyways

so gotta find different stuff for next year

[snow nova]

ah ic

yeah i think staying at same company is kinda cooked

[snow nova]

wait if levels is accurate cockroach doesn't seem that great

[supple hull]

Does mdb do fall?

Dog stopped right

[supple hull]

Rip

[plucky garnet]

DataDog isn’t hard to get

Just rizz up a recruiter

Or go to an event

🙏

[vernal rose]

how do i get datadog

[supple hull]

Dark bro

I need fall

Where is fall

Dark 🙏🏽🙏🏽

DARK don’t leave me in the dark

😭😭😭

😭😭

U have meta smh

Ur gmi

I’m still ngmi

[fickle briar]

do u have tm call yet?

[supple hull]

Insta rej

[supple hull]

I’m in HC

[unreal quail]

No bro, ask @karmic prawn he is the fall intern god

[supple hull]

@jagged coyote any fall internships

PLEASE @jagged coyote Im desperate

😘😘

[unreal quail]

i thought that position was specifically reserved for @tired storm

[supple hull]

LFGGGG

I made it chat

[prime totem]

R u fucking srs rn

[gloomy basin]

🍌

Banana

[unreal quail]

[karmic prawn]

@unreal quail any fall openings

[vagrant beacon]

ever since i was a kid i've been legit

[gloomy basin]

ever since i was legit i’ve been a kid

[karmic prawn]

i've been a kid ever since i was legit

[mellow anvil]

If I was you, I would cut up my wrist

[still nymph]

should we followup with recruiters for fall wl

for zon

[kind needle]

any fall openings

[supple hull]

@unreal quail any fall

[unreal quail]

@karmic prawn @supple hull no why do people keep asking me lol

[karmic prawn]

so any fall openings?

[mental talon]

@unreal quail any fall openings?

[unreal quail]

How many people are going be asking me new fall opening everyday 😭

[mental talon]

ur basically the fall openings gh repo

[supple hull]

My bad bro, but Dyk abt any fall openings

[mental talon]

I think he knows about fall openings guys

[unreal quail]

Bro why am I being turned into a meme now I now just the fall GitHub repo guy

[supple hull]

U hold a special place in my heart

[vernal rose]

@unreal quail any new fall openeings?

[plucky garnet]

@unreal quail any new fall openings in NYC specifically

[unreal quail]

No guys sorry, I only found fall openings in Wyoming and no where else

[mental talon]

ill take what i can get

[supple hull]

fr

dont gatekeep pookie

does cdb not do fall?

they app j says winter n summer

[unreal quail]

Yeah just winter, but their winter is alr closed lol

[subtle nimbus]

cdb?

[unreal quail]

I think he’s talking about CockroachDB

[subtle nimbus]

oh

[plucky garnet]

GIVE ME COCKroachdb PLEASE

[supple hull]

cock

[plucky garnet]

yo me and @supple hull on the same timing

we gang fr

[supple hull]

ong ong

[plucky garnet]

and sure

[supple hull]

we brothers from other mothers

[plucky garnet]

real asf

[supple hull]

💋

[mental talon]

roachcock db

[karmic prawn]

for fall of nah

[mental talon]

what company

[vagrant beacon]

damn man

call him

[serene sequoia]

yo @umbral saddle was it you that was emailing hubspot or something about spring?

[umbral saddle]

Yah

I’m waitlisted for fall rn

Still haven’t gotten a response😭

[serene sequoia]

same here, hoping you get a response soon lmao

[vagrant beacon]

rocket search

rocket reach or sum ion remember correctly

[unreal quail]

Bruh it seems unlikely u”ll get a response bc I doubt anyone is going renege hubspot fall

[subtle nimbus]

guys cockroach labs is still open

idk but its still open on linkedin

it said opened 5 days ago

doesnt say summer specifically

[supple hull]

li is ass

theyre def done

[subtle nimbus]

ill still apply💀

actually nvm they dont do offszn

[snow nova]

smh they trolling

[prime totem]

Cockroach labs

[snow nova]

roaches in the trap

[prime totem]

Worst company name ever

[unreal quail]

I actually like the company name. It’s very creative

[prime totem]

Cockroach bro

I mean really bro

Out of everything that couldve been chosen

[unreal quail]

U just can’t appreciate creativity bruh

[prime totem]

What do they even do

[unreal quail]

They are a distributed database company

[serene sequoia]

me when @jagged coyote changes his pfp

[plucky garnet]

Swing link plz

[vagrant beacon]

Dude is being speculated

[serene sequoia]

i was tryna figure out how two mfs were debating tower and cit at the same time

i mean im sure multiple are but

i got absolutely touched by the tiktok oa

shit was crazy

i just like was completley unprepared

was urs MLE

like i got 5 MCQ that were super easy and then got destroyed

same

[unreal quail]

Spacex does fall and stripe does spring

[vagrant beacon]

lol man max hating elon musk

[hazy vector]

when does stripe applications spring come out?

[unreal quail]

It not open yet

[unreal quail]

It the same as the summer one. You push to the spring if u get offer

[hazy vector]

oh ggs

😭

[ivory acorn]

is meta hiring fall?

[unreal quail]

Only if u are waterloo

[civic ginkgo]

does meta only give fall offers through summer => push to fall

[unreal quail]

They only give fall if u r waterloo. They don’t allow pushing otherwise

[civic ginkgo]

no dedicated fall interviews right

[unreal quail]

No

[civic ginkgo]

wb winter

[unreal quail]

I don’t think they do winter at all unless maybe u r waterloo

[civic ginkgo]

so only way to get winter is to push summer to winter?

i go there

[surreal copper]

he goes there

[unreal quail]

I think loo may actually have special meta fall apps and interviews on waterloo works or whatever it called

[civic ginkgo]

bezos boy

thanks

[winter sleet]

who tf got cockroach labs alr?

[unreal quail]

Idk probably some cracked mf

[umbral saddle]

Nah the response was if I could be moved to spring if fall doesn’t open up

and if I can avoid doing the process all over again

Waiting for that lmao

Not someone reneging that’s prob gonna happen (if it happens) over the summer

[sleek venture]

lol I need someone to renege fall hubspot rn

@reef wasp U should bully the other fall members

[sleek venture]

U should tell us what she says

[umbral saddle]

Yeah I’ll report back

Have not heard back yet tho

[unreal quail]

Same as summer

Yeah u can push if u get offer

[hazy vector]

has anyone even heard back from nvdia these days 💀

[unreal quail]

Nah they ghosted me since September

[hazy vector]

😔

think tiktok might ghost me too

hopefullyt i even get an OA

its my first tiem applying

it is?

dam

i cant even get an auto OA

[unreal quail]

It’s not auto. It takes a while to send

[kind needle]

its half auto

they will screen ur resume after oa

[fiery spear]

jane

[median timber]

Should I put incoming summer role on my resume when applying to fall

[unreal quail]

Yes

[odd briar]

yes

[supple hull]

no (im thinning the competition out)

[native raptor]

I also didnt receive a TikTok OA lmfao

[hazy vector]

damn when did u apply?

[native raptor]

long long ago not even this cycle

[hazy vector]

I got rejected

They said no 😭

😔

[native raptor]

they dont hire anymore in Canada, their offices got shut down here

lmfao

[hazy vector]

oh damn I see

I applied last week

[unreal quail]

Did u send an email to them

[ivory acorn]

chat do i tell him?

[hazy vector]

Yes

[unreal quail]

Yes

[ivory acorn]

sent

[hazy vector]

They just responded

[unreal quail]

Damm the ban must be having an effect

[native raptor]

no like, the government literally shut down their offices

[hazy vector]

Bruh tik tok ban made me so sad

[hazy vector]

wtffff

that would’ve been us tbh

idk what’s going on now

[native raptor]

yuh lol, knew lots of people in TikTok Vancouver all got laid off cuz of that

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/nov/07/canada-orders-tiktok-to-close-vancouver-office-over-security-risks

[hazy vector]

TikTok harder to get in than most companies too

😔

[ivory acorn]

is it only reach out or apps are open?

[unreal quail]

I think both

[supple hull]

ask @unreal quail

[hard mountain]

anyone successfully push amazon sde intern to fall?

[supple hull]

dm me hte nvda recruiter 😭

[snow nova]

are recruiter emails that valuable

[plucky garnet]

Forward it to me cutie patootie

I can trade a Bloomberg recruiter for it

For the nvidia one? Sure I’ll trade it but tomorrow I’m already tucked in bed

I’ll trade you Bloomberg for your nvidia

Kk tomorrow 🤝

[alpine belfry]

ill trade infosys recruiter for faang recruiter email

[supple hull]

Yes king YES KING YOU DIGGIN IN ME

I’ll trade Apple, Zon, Meta, Lockheed, Google, SIG, Okta, OMC, 5r, C1 for Walt Disney recruiter

Do u have Walt Disney recruiter?

I do, but I don’t need Nvda recruiter 😭😭

💀💀

[snow nova]

u got 5r contact?

[supple hull]

Nah 😭

[snow nova]

oh 💀 i only got one but she's not university

[supple hull]

😭😭

I wish I had 5r info

Might need to ask muy 😭😭

[snow nova]

lowk the person i talked to was so nice but the university recruiters def rejecting me 🤡

[supple hull]

😭😭

U got 5r OA?!?

[prime totem]

Chill on me

[snow nova]

no lmao never got proc

just talked to that 1 recruiter

i think even now i wouldn't pass res screen

[supple hull]

Nah bro

g should pass

No way

[snow nova]

i did, she forwarded my res but nothing ever resulted

makes sense bc i had prev no name and ngmi uni

[snow nova]

iirc they care a lot ab school

yeah

would be hella cool to do 5r wintern b4 graduating tho

maybe i'll try asking

wait fr?

i swear i've never seen 5r from bum school

[sleek venture]

Does anyone have JS recruiter???

[supple hull]

Idk what they want bruh

5r comes to my school n I still can’t get OA

[sleek venture]

Wait do recruiters even like being emailed? Does it work?

I have meta/google/bloomberg/datadog/hubspot/c1 and some others.

But like have people even gotten success from cold emailing recruiters?

Ahhh okok Id be down to trade.

Wait will companies let you do winter internships or is it still like u have to have one more sememster left?

Ahh okok I can prolly send lol I just have to find it

Mostly

C1, bloomberg, and like qualtrics were rec reachout

yeh junior lol u def got it man

[hazy vector]

what the fuck 😭😭

cracked

[unreal quail]

u one cracked mf

[sleek venture]

The grind for fall even ddog in like dec wouldn't let me move to spring

[unreal quail]

Yeah fr fall internships are such a pain in the ass into get , summer internships were lightwork compared to this

[hazy vector]

damn none of those companies could defer?

[supple hull]

yeah same

[sleek venture]

Nah lowkey only google but none of the teams liked the aug start date

Also Hubspot was for fall but got put on waitlist cause no hc

[hazy vector]

damn wow...

mich

[woeful compass]

Isnt there less competition for Fall?

[unreal quail]

yeah but hc is smaller and there are less roles for the fall too

[woeful compass]

I thought so too, but I wasnt sure how the reduced hc - reduced competition ratio was

Maybe youre right, its harder to get Fall

[echo gale]

are you guys asking for recruiter emails or recruiter referrals?

can recruiters even refer for roles

[snow nova]

depends what u mean

in absolute terms there's less ppl u compete with but those ppl are generally way more cracked

[vagrant beacon]

hello

[snow nova]

so if the company stack-ranks it's quite hard

[vagrant beacon]

yup

especially tesla

man i hate that shit even a tiny mistake can piss me off from moving to the next round

[woeful compass]

I see I see, I have not considered that before

[zinc spoke]

touch grass

[golden crypt]

Guys, anyone had recent experience with goldman sachs?

[gloomy basin]

🍌

Banana

[mental talon]

🍌

Banana

[unreal quail]

🍌

Banana

[vagrant beacon]

very funny

[chilly niche]

they're still hiring

[golden crypt]

Yeah, I heard few more people in my network that got the interview as well. They are recruiting

[vagrant beacon]

🍌
Banana

cooked

we cooked

[chilly niche]

I am still stuck after getting my hirevue done more than 4 months ago 💀

[golden crypt]

Don't worry, you will get interviews. I got this after three months as well after amazon interview

[fiery lark]

amazon, tesla, hubspot, intuit (canada at least), google
these are the ppl i know for sure that do fall
anyone im missing?

[unreal quail]

Snowflake, NVIDIA, and TikTok also

[karmic prawn]

thjs off season is cooked

[primal flint]

do they do fall?

[tacit jacinth]

ramp

[hardy flint]

None of them have posted yet right?

[tacit jacinth]

idk ab the others but ramp is down interviewing for fall

[hardy flint]

Wth

[tacit jacinth]

lowkey most places should be done

even amazon is now giving waitlists only

[prime totem]

Yea its over tbh

Ppl with no proc rn are cooked

Its over

[odd briar]

ramp already finished hc

fall is cooked i swear it's like the worst recruiting season

cause everyone just pushes from summer to fall

Summer >>>>> Winter >>> Fall

[snow epoch]

Zon fall was supposed to be so free

💔

[woeful compass]

Yeah ikr, this year everyone and their mom is pushing Zon to Fall 😭

[snow epoch]

The method was leaked

[hardy flint]

Is zon still gonna have a separate posting for fall?

[snow epoch]

No

Only Amazon robotics I think

[hardy flint]

Damn I wanted to send in a newer resume

[gloomy basin]

🍌

[mortal linden]

@unreal quail fall openings?

[rugged otter]

Does Bloomberg allow push to fall?

Or do they do off season at all

[kind needle]

any fall openings?

[supple hull]

@unreal quail any fall openings?

[zinc spoke]

Fall openings are finished

[crisp kernel]

how should i format an incoming summer role on my resume

when applying for fall

[supple hull]

if u find the answer, lmk

[rugged otter]

Is it worth interviewing then if I already have something for summer

Like there’s no chance for off szn

[unreal quail]

@tired storm @supple hull @mortal linden yeah actually found a McDonalds internships for the fall, you guys should totally apply to it

Certain apps have fall. If it has Summer/Fall in the title it means that internship also has fall start dates

No, only wyoming, sorry bud. Take it or leave it.

[mortal linden]

what is mcdonalds' cooldown period?

i interviewed last month and got rejected. can i interview again?

[native kindle]

i think they have sep cooldowns for register and food preparation, hope that helps

[unreal quail]

I heard they blacklist you for life if you don’t pass their interviews. So I don’t think you will be able to interview there again.

[mortal linden]

[dusty mountain]

where

[unreal quail]

Wyoming

[mental talon]

send link

🔥

[old pendant]

is datadog hiring for fall

[plucky garnet]

nope

they got rid of that

[fiery lance]

amazon offer 10 minutes ago😎

[native elm]

push it to fall 2027

[supple hull]

@stone comet was being a naughty boy

[mental talon]

bro

someone gotta give me context on that

[supple hull]

ouckah was being naughty

[old pendant]

who even got fall internships that are open or will open

for hubspot i put summer when i filled the app unfortch

[winter sleet]

Is Optiver's UIUC Scholar fall co-op app only for uiuc mfs or can anyone apply? cause they havent specified

[supple hull]

j uiuc

[woeful compass]

Darn, no new Fall postings today it seems

Its so joever

[unreal quail]

Just be a gigachad like me and apply anyway whether u r uiuc or not

[supple hull]

@unreal quail any fall openings?

[unreal quail]

Actually yes I think but idk

[supple hull]

damn

[woeful compass]

At this point you should put up your own Fall postings

[unreal quail]

Figure AI opened today and I think u can push to the fall bc they ask for ur start date

[woeful compass]

I'll apply

[unreal quail]

Homie I am not a github repo 💀

[supple hull]

!process dm link pls PLEASE ||i have a wet mouth||

[tepid wraith]

https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/figureai?keyword=intern

[unreal quail]

@karmic prawn bro look what u have done. U turned me into meme

[woeful compass]

Our lord and saviour @unreal quail has granted us one (1) new Fall posting

We are forever grateful

[tepid wraith]

thank u @unreal quail 🙏

[woeful compass]

thank u @unreal quail 🙏

[supple hull]

delete

😭

[woeful compass]

Too late, 200,000 applications have already been sent

[supple hull]

fuc k

[hardy stirrup]

Too late my bot already submitted apps

[icy root]

is there a github repo for offseason, it looks like the cvrve one isn't really updated

[woeful compass]

Simplify works

[supple hull]

man wtf

why doesnt hubspot want me

fuck this

[karmic prawn]

what are u even talking about

anyways, @unreal quail any fall openings

[charred mauve]

yo is everyone's amazon start date 6/30?

thats so late

[supple hull]

@karmic prawn can u ask @unreal quail for fall openings

[charred mauve]

woops wrong chat

[karmic prawn]

@supple hull any fall openings?

[supple hull]

||imma touch you||

[wide thicket]

has anyone pushed zon to fall successfully

pls dm

[charred rover]

&t

[unreal quail]

Yes, you should already be applying for summer 2026 by now

Yes i am serious (totally not being sarcastic rn)

Yeah Blackrock alr open lol

[supple hull]

i got instarej by them 3 time

[supple hull]

sent my first summer 26 app today 😭

had to larp masters

[prime totem]

Roy lee

I did zon final

@supple hull

[supple hull]

lfgggg

i saw

HUGEEEE

[prime totem]

With interview coder it was a breeze @tough comet taught me how

[supple hull]

wait actually 💀

[prime totem]

No

Obviously 💀😭

[supple hull]

ok good

[prime totem]

It was modified LRU not so bad

[supple hull]

i woulda had to ||touch|| you

[prime totem]

Super vague tho

[supple hull]

nice nice

conggrats bro ill see u in seattle

😭

renege?

or zon

[unreal quail]

Bro no need to go that far

[unreal quail]

See u in Seattle too bud. We can start asking each other for fall opening in person then 🔥

[supple hull]

say less 😉

[gloomy basin]

Where my fall apps

https://tenor.com/view/squid-ward-crazy-dancing-feels-gif-12710879

[lucid viper]

what’s fall looking like

[unreal quail]

Bud asking for fall when he alr got citadel and tower 💀

[unreal quail]

Ur late bro fall is alr joever

[mental talon]

that sucks man

recruiter seems like a hard ass

hate taht shit

[unreal quail]

https://tenor.com/view/rainn-wilson-shh-secret-prank-gif-17131726

[supple hull]

as long as u share with the comon wealth, its chill

[unreal quail]

i just use both tbh, simplify tho is unreliable af

Linkedin is better imo

yeah i think for whatever reason if the internship ends in september, they count it as a fall internship which is dumb af

[supple hull]

@unreal quail whats ur search querry for li

i try but dont find anythign

[unreal quail]

Lowkey I just keep it basic and just search Fall 2025, and just keep scrolling til I find relevant ones

[dire silo]

any update on amazon fall

[glad burrow]

I think I’ll try to push mine to fall

[gloomy basin]

Yo

Im cooked

https://tenor.com/view/toad-mario-kart-mario-kart7-gif-21262576

[woeful compass]

We all are 😭😭

[gloomy basin]

@prime totem is not

[woeful compass]

orz

[cold mural]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[dusty mountain]

if people try to push to fall that opens spots right

[cold mural]

prolly

[supple hull]

@jagged coyote does point72 do offcycle?

[glad burrow]

I think you need to wait for a hella time for Zon fall offer, I know someone last year tried pushing it to fall but didn’t hear back till June ( he still got it tho

[supple hull]

bro just pointed my pointer to another pointer

🐐

[cold mural]

yea it j takes a while

hopefully things r like last yr

[supple hull]

lmao

[gloomy basin]

You hear that, babe? @prime totem u can 2x cfaang!

[jolly zealot]

what am I supposed to prepare for the phone screen(SDE intern amazon ) Please help!!!!!!

[gloomy basin]

Mipmaster can help
He’s the resident amazon expert

[jolly zealot]

yes please!

[supple hull]

💀

ask @tidal bane for guaranteed interview inside information

[tidal bane]

💀

[supple hull]

she'll set you up with andy directly

no need to worry

[tidal bane]

ong

im besties with andy

[supple hull]

🫡

[unreal quail]

i am pretty sure they do

[supple hull]

bet bet

[unreal quail]

Gl passing a point72 interview tho they are hard af. I am still traumatized from mine 😭

[barren orbit]

do companies actually check if u have a semester or more left to graduate after internship

[unreal quail]

some may just ask u send ur transcript to fact check

[barren orbit]

can i finesse it

[unreal quail]

i mean yeah but then u fucking urself with the ro

[barren orbit]

ah true

[supple hull]

damn wtf u got intv?!?!

dm me your ressy @unreal quail sheesh

[unreal quail]

Nah bro I got nothing crazy just a few F500. The interviewer humbled the fuck out of me 😭 . Worst interview ever

[supple hull]

alteast u got past screen

what was intv like

[sleek venture]

Do companies really care about having like 1 sem left if I wanted to do a spring? Like would places like stripe or datadog if I were to apply for their spring?

Also is winter different is it also required to have one more sem? Cause Ik figma/Apple also does winter

[supple hull]

apple does winter?

😭

pandas 💔

[unreal quail]

Pandas is the death of me

[zinc spoke]

technically I believe they don't care but if you are a good intern then they want to make sure you can come back later

[sleek venture]

So you think it's worth to try cause rn it's not looking too hot for fall

Unless block can save me

[supple hull]

can i apply w incoming zon to block

[sleek venture]

I would

Cause they have a coop

[supple hull]

bet bet

[sleek venture]

I didn't add my incoming and lowkey regret it

[unreal quail]

team dependent only some teams allow it. u need permission from the team

[supple hull]

icic

[supple hull]

i dont see coop

😭

[sleek venture]

Same app it says in the description

[supple hull]

yeah i see it

doesnt seem to have a place to add wanted start dates

plus coop is prolly summer and fall, not j fall

[zinc spoke]

yes get any type of offer you can

[sleek venture]

Ahh okok u think I should apply normally with like acc grad date and stuff and just pray I get through screening lol

[sleek venture]

You can ask for fall. Kerfuffle did it

[zinc spoke]

I always change my grad date to match what they want

[supple hull]

thats mf @jagged coyote

bros a god

[sleek venture]

lmfao has it worked

[zinc spoke]

yup

[sleek venture]

actually? dam

[zinc spoke]

but if its too off of a date, then I just dont accept the return offer

if I really need to go back to school

[sleek venture]

Have any of them asked for ur transcript?

[zinc spoke]

yes I always send it and my registration letter, none of them have bothered to check in detail yet

I guess ymmv

[sleek venture]

yeh lowkey I can just say I'm going back for my masters or sumn

Thx g

Stripe/DB here I come 💪

[supple hull]

need stripe

jk

need db

DB PLEASE

@stone comet

[prime totem]

does dropbox push to fall?

[unreal quail]

idt they do fall

[karmic prawn]

nice one

[karmic prawn]

send ur res

[unreal quail]

it not that insane tbh. idk how i passed resume screening

[karmic prawn]

shoot ur goofy ahh up n send

[hazy vector]

spaceX compensation is lil too low 😭

[vagrant beacon]

U got this

[karmic prawn]

a regular day in fall 2025 be like