2025_fall

[errant lark]

if its a small ass company dont even bother

[sleek venture]

Yeh it's my dream company but I don't want it to hurt my chances of getting fall

[unreal quail]

i have zon and i still don't have it on my linkedin bc i am still searching

[sleek venture]

so I'll prolly just hide it for now

So the concensus is just leave it out for now?

[errant lark]

oh wait u got zon actually?

[unreal quail]

Yeah, I include it tho if I am applying for fall specific positions

[errant lark]

yr

are u can or us

[unreal quail]

Dawg, I have had zon for like 2 months lol

[sleek venture]

Lmfao

[unreal quail]

us

[unreal quail]

junior

[sleek venture]

Wait but I lowkey already posted about it like a month ago and Idt linkedin hides posts?

[unreal quail]

Nah they don't

[sleek venture]

honestly didn't consider doing a fall internship

[unreal quail]

Companies ain't gonna check ur linkedin post

[sleek venture]

So should I just apply and not hide anything then?

I only want block for fall

[unreal quail]

just leave incoming off ur resume. i highly doubt they will check ur linkedin

and then push if you get phone or interview

[sleek venture]

Sg thx sm man

[warm urchin]

how long did it take to get the oa after applying

ok

is it high

to get it

i applied a week ago lol

[unreal quail]

I would probably guess not bc it like a quant firm

But idk, you probably get it tho

[supple hull]

does block have option for fall

[unreal quail]

from what i heard from others yes

[supple hull]

bet bet

[vagrant beacon]

shit

block is good

[unreal quail]

bro u aren't going to find anything for winter now

and you have 9 months until winter internships start

they do but not until fall

like September earliest

There is a shit ton of winter internships

I literally told u this yesterday lol

U got notion and zon and u worried about passing screening lol

u def going land one

Block OA takes a while to send

[dark comet]

does anyone have list of companies which offer Fall Co-op?

[serene sequoia]

the bezos special is what ur asking for

[cinder solar]

Why does UIUC have a special co-op for Optiver

[unreal quail]

wdym

[cinder solar]

https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/optiverprivate/jobs/7883877002?utm_source=Simplify&gh_src=Simplify

[unreal quail]

Oh I see

I am going apply to it anyway even though I am not UIUC

Wtf optiver is lowballing tho

$39 - $45 USD on the job?!

[cinder solar]

There is literally a question are you part of UIUC city scholars program

No point wasting time in applying

[unreal quail]

How tf did u get into it

Yeah ik but how tf did u pass the interviews bc isn't optiver hard af

[cinder solar]

Optiver oa is shit anyway

I did well in July still res screened I think

It is very long as well

[unreal quail]

how tf u did well on optiver oa. i fucked up on all those games they made us do

[cinder solar]

That is just my assumption tho, oa results are never really known

but I did well imo

[unreal quail]

oh yeah that one is hard af

I hated the one where you had to stack all the towers and match them correctly

That one was aids

[cinder solar]

That was fine. I don't remember the other games

I think there was one pizza game?

Yes balloon one was good

You got process?

Oh was it for fall?

[unreal quail]

Optiver has fall wtf?

I thought it was only summer

[cinder solar]

Idk

[unreal quail]

we are asking u lol

[cinder solar]

You already have JS summer no?

so why did you even attempt the interview lol

oh it's onsite

[unreal quail]

Optiver does onsite?

I thought that was just for js

Bro tf you get tower

fuckers ghosted me

[cinder solar]

Are you in CMU?

[unreal quail]

why u hate cmu

what did they do to you

Bro gl

u going meet a lot of cmu people

at js and citadel

[cinder solar]

UChicago? is that any good?

[unreal quail]

in general yes but not really for cs

[cinder solar]

Ic

[barren orbit]

in yg classes do professors write code on a projector/big screen

[unreal quail]

what are yg classes

[barren orbit]

like your guys'

so no live coding

[unreal quail]

mine does live coding and i go to t10 cs

[barren orbit]

got it

lol thats nuts

[unreal quail]

they are still considering u that how good u r

[supple hull]

does nvda have a fall specifc app?

[unreal quail]

no it's the same as the summer app

[supple hull]

fuck

[unreal quail]

does the yc company allow you to push fall

[primal flint]

i can ask but they said they're flexible

[unreal quail]

I would just push to the fall and if you get a better fall oppoturnity then renege the yc company

[hardy flint]

how do you find oppurtunities for yc companies, did you just email them?

[unreal quail]

Yc has some apps on their websites

not that many tho

[primal flint]

nah they had their own app got sent from swelist

[hardy flint]

I see next year ig

[primal flint]

how do u ask them to push to fall? like do i say i already committed somewhere else for summer? also do i ask them to do this on call or send an email

[supple hull]

just tell them ur at someplace alr but live their cutlure

so is it ok to join fall

[primal flint]

i see i see apreciate it

[supple hull]

is shield ai still recruiting

[woeful compass]

Not sure about Shield but I think Hydra is

[supple hull]

💀

[karmic prawn]

any fall openings

[supple hull]

💀

[woeful compass]

Any fall openings?

[unreal quail]

Dawg are you going be asking me everyday 💀 , I am not a bot

[karmic prawn]

so you dont know whens fall

[unreal quail]

Yes I do but not everyday lol

[snow elbow]

Fall openings are off season right?

Yeah there’s not many rn

[primal flint]

is it worth interning at fast growing startup over fall if dont get anything better or grinding apps, for context already have a summer internship at a decent company. praying for faang+ next yr

[snow elbow]

Oops

[primal flint]

w pokemon

[snow elbow]

😭🙏

[snow elbow]

Yea

U learn a lot from startups

[primal flint]

already worked at 2

[snow elbow]

Try to apply tonothers

But another startup isn’t so bad

[primal flint]

for fall?

[snow elbow]

It’s all preference

Do u have anything lined up this summer?

[primal flint]

ye

[snow elbow]

IMO I would work for bigger and different companies each term

Depends tho

Oh

What have u landed? Is it startup?

[primal flint]

does it look bad if i do startup over fall

[unreal quail]

which one is paying more

[snow elbow]

If u have smth landed this year, it won’t hurt startup this fall

PlayStation is a good company

[unreal quail]

why would it look bad

[snow elbow]

Yeah why would startups look has

Bad*

Most ppl start off with startups

[primal flint]

like going from big to small companies? how much res value woul dit add

[unreal quail]

you are gaining experience there is nothing bad about this

[snow elbow]

Oh

It doesn’t matter

Its experience u bring

And recruiters actually don’t care abt that stuff

[unreal quail]

This happens all time. Like people go to faang to startupts, it not looked down upon. It just career progression

[snow elbow]

Who knows maybe that startup pays them more via equity

[primal flint]

like would i lose time on apps for 2026 so just considering how worth it really is

[unreal quail]

Nothing is bad about startup

[snow elbow]

Ik a friend who got tesla and worked for a startup after

Ur chilling

U got PlayStation

👏 👏

[unreal quail]

How did ur friend get Tesla. Man must be cracked

[snow elbow]

Yeah a bit 😭

He’s rlly active in my school clubs

[unreal quail]

Has anyone heard back from oracle fall?

I am seeing people that already offers from them

[kind needle]

i just applied

am i cooked

[snow elbow]

for fall?

😭

[unreal quail]

Yes idk how. I have seen like 5 people on this discord get it already

[snow elbow]

wtf I don't see the job posting at all

ngl

I'm canadian

[native raptor]

should I undox u no one has seen it

[copper crest]

Anyone know what the Toast SWE co-op final round is like? technical. Thanks!

[unreal quail]

It's on there site just search like September or something

[snow elbow]

Oh wait I see it

😭

yeah im def not applying

the app has been out for a long time no?

[unreal quail]

It's been out since like mid Janurary

But people are already getting offers wtf

[unreal quail]

yeah i'd say so

[native raptor]

bro why can I not find it on the website

nvm I found it, had to get off their website and google search september oracle

@unreal quail are you CAN?

[snow elbow]

okay yeah they're cracked

[native raptor]

shoulda gone to Loo bruh

I got accepted but international fees at Loo was 65k CAD/yr

[twilit drum]

where'd u end up going instead?

[native raptor]

UofA

UofA gave me partial scholarship all the way

[twilit drum]

ye I get it, the international fees being 3x is kinda crazy

[unreal quail]

No I am USA lol

Nah they don't go to these schools at least I don't think

[unreal quail]

Waterloo students are just luck af

[twilit drum]

also waterlooworks fall postings wouldn't open till summer term

[native raptor]

lowk the student loans would have been worth it

id pay them off in a single year with my Jane Street tc

[twilit drum]

yeah and co-op would pay off a rlly big chunk of it cuz it's 2 years work exp

[native raptor]

UW MDSAI incoming

[unreal quail]

Bruh someone already landed 3 big tech offers for fall 💀 : https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1347048208601448478

I give up bro

[twilit drum]

it prolly doesn't matter that much tho, does UofA have a co op program?

[native raptor]

i mean yeah but i gotta find the jobs myself

[twilit drum]

oh what

[native raptor]

and UofA isnt as much of a big name as Loo

[twilit drum]

no job board?

[native raptor]

there is a job board but its pretty much useless

[twilit drum]

oh

[native raptor]

I think the only good ones we had this term was IBM and

ider

[twilit drum]

I mean after u get work exp school name prolly wouldn't matter that much right

[native raptor]

yuh, and that leads me to why Im mentally deranged after no zon VO

[serene sequoia]

when the fuck did toast co op open up wtf

is it US as well, i just did not see that

wow i’m prolly too late

does this mean open june/july of this year for roles starting in september?

or opened last june/july

[unreal quail]

What company is this?

[serene sequoia]

toast

[unreal quail]

Oh yeah I saw their fall coops open a few weeks ago but it did not have a september start date, it said july start date

[serene sequoia]

i’m confused cause that person said they had their toast coop final but that would have been for spring no?

[karmic prawn]

lmk when y’all have a consensus

[copper crest]

fall i think

idk

do u kno the final

i have 0 clue what to expect

ya sorta

[unreal quail]

Did u get an interview from zon robotics and Mathworks bc they both in Boston

[fickle birch]

ppl who got offers from zon, how long does it typically take

[unreal quail]

Took me 15 days. It can range 1 day to 2/3 weeks. It is rng

[winter sleet]

anyine has dropbox app? i cant find it?

[unreal quail]

Dropbox has a fall app?

I think he said he has the screening this week or something

[native raptor]

@jagged coyote did you get block phone?

[cinder solar]

which company's oa?

[paper umbra]

its 39-45 bc uiuc city scholars restricts how much they can pay interns

yeah and its like the only good company thats part of the program

yeah this sem they are

they take like 10 kids between the two companies or smth like that

it is for sure

its just cause its chicago so theres not too many great companies outside of quant in my opinion

[unreal quail]

Wtf is uiuc city scholars

Is it like a special program for uiuc students?

[primal flint]

Seems like it

You need to take some uiuc class to apply

[vocal slate]

competition for meraki fall is gonna be insane

im stressin out b4 the app even opens

plus they prolly alr filled up half the hc with summer ppl

[supple hull]

North

Ur at some place crazy right

How to get fall 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[potent trout]

does palantir push to fall

[unreal quail]

I heard no from others

But they have fall separate app

[potent trout]

oh is it coming out soon

[mint pagoda]

when does cisco open for fall

[unreal quail]

I heard it opens like during the summer

[unreal quail]

It open late March last year so guessing same time

[potent trout]

oh dang

[unreal quail]

Nah in person

[potent trout]

summer for fall recruiting is crazy

how do u even screen candidates in 2 months

[unreal quail]

Bro I am going have to do interviews while in the office 😭

[potent trout]

oh dang thats peak

save some coop for me

lmao

does Snowflake push to fall btw

[unreal quail]

Someone tried earlier but they said no

[potent trout]

actually?

yea

[unreal quail]

Yeah they said u can only get fall by applying for that season

[potent trout]

whattttttt

but their fall app is almost about to open

[unreal quail]

Wtf how did u solve those 3d dp questions. U r a god

[potent trout]

idk

I brainfarted

[unreal quail]

But u got offer still lol

[potent trout]

ok

I didn't fully ace the OA

[unreal quail]

Yeah I was smacking my head while taking it

[potent trout]

I reached out to the recruiter

cuz I was in process w them last year

[unreal quail]

U mean for spring?

[potent trout]

Summer

nooooo flake interview is actuallt hard i dont wanna do them again

yea

[unreal quail]

How many rounds

[potent trout]

3 technical ones

I'm matching

[unreal quail]

3?! Wtf. Yeah I am not landing that shit

[potent trout]

yeah bro and they all hard af

[unreal quail]

Do they not have any behavorials? Is just all technical

[potent trout]

behavioral first 15 min

coding next 40

behavioral asked me about C++ and database internals

2 lcs in 40 min

[unreal quail]

God damm that sounds rough af

[potent trout]

bro thats what I thought

bro said his name

and started grilling

[unreal quail]

@potent trout is ur current summer better than snowflake? Bc why u want push it to fall lol

[potent trout]

RO is higher

[unreal quail]

Snowflake RO i heard is like 20%

[potent trout]

I heard they do 12 month internship s

[unreal quail]

Yeah and they make u go a hard interview process just for no ro

[unreal quail]

They want u take entire school year off lol

[potent trout]

bro lowkey

snowflake is worth a shot tho

if u apply to their infra automation role

its all chill python

[snow elbow]

but but

the interview

[potent trout]

sometimes the interviewer will sauce u a ticket they're working on

it happened to me

I was like

why tf am I wiping ur arse

but its chill

[unreal quail]

Like actual production code lol!?

[potent trout]

yea

well

design

given a scenario

[unreal quail]

Is that even allowed tho. I feel like that like violating some trade secrets

[potent trout]

he translated the problem to a non-sensitive version

[unreal quail]

Or do they make u sign nda

[potent trout]

I dont remember signing nda

[snow elbow]

that's crazy 💀

did u end up landing for snowflake?

[potent trout]

matching rn

[unreal quail]

Bro I low-key was looking forward to applying Snowflake fall

I rather not now

[potent trout]

tryyyy

[primal flint]

Is snowflake fall out?

[unreal quail]

Nah 3 techs would destroy my ass

[unreal quail]

Nah not yet comes out in next few months

[snow elbow]

i wish ngl

[potent trout]

pretty sure next mo

[snow elbow]

is it true america listings open up before canada's?

😭

[unreal quail]

@potent trout did u have like prev big tech like how did u pass screening after oa

[potent trout]

stripe and a distributed db company

[potent trout]

no idea

[unreal quail]

That cracked af. U r like a database god bro wtf. 💀

[potent trout]

nah bro im ngmi compared to stripe interns

[unreal quail]

I thought my incoming Zon would be enough pass screening guess not lol

[unreal quail]

U got snowflake wdym

[winter sleet]

how can i actually get interview?

i got full on the oa + ref + tailored resume

[winter sleet]

ah fuck

[potent trout]

30% intern class got into well known shops

there's meta, goog, top ai startups too

[snow elbow]

oh shit

[snow elbow]

are u still in the process?

[snow elbow]

god damn

[unreal quail]

For what snowflake?

[snow elbow]

yeah

[snow elbow]

bro is in fact not ngmi

😭

he's a gmi asf

was stripe ur most recent one?

[potent trout]

im incoming zon bro

yea

[snow elbow]

me too

ay yo we all are ayeee

that's good wtf

[unreal quail]

I got ghosted after oa lol

[snow elbow]

stripe to zon pipeline god damn

😭

[snow elbow]

how long ago was it tho

u may have a chance 🫡

[unreal quail]

Like 2 weeks ago

[snow elbow]

dawg u got a chance

TF

is this for fall pos?

[potent trout]

dm the recruiter bro

[winter sleet]

i had it 4 days ago

[snow elbow]

summer or fall?

[winter sleet]

theres no recruiter on oa email

[winter sleet]

summer

[snow elbow]

ouuu

i think bezos is fall

[winter sleet]

am i cooked

[snow elbow]

my friend got js fall lined up..

[winter sleet]

should i start emailing

[snow elbow]

he worked at rhood

[winter sleet]

recruiters

[snow elbow]

splunk

[winter sleet]

hw about i kms right now

[snow elbow]

that's what im saying.

[winter sleet]

would be easier to end it all

[potent trout]

splunk is great

[unreal quail]

Nah for summer. I just applied for fun

[winter sleet]

should i do this @snow elbow

[unreal quail]

R they Waterloo?

[potent trout]

jane street is not that hard

tbh

[snow elbow]

he's not loo

he's UBC

😭

[potent trout]

ohh

[snow elbow]

rhood to js

[snow elbow]

don't worry

there's hope for us

🧢

[unreal quail]

I thought Js fall was just for loo

[winter sleet]

bro u have zon

[snow elbow]

😭

[winter sleet]

theres alot of hope fo ru

[snow elbow]

or i forgot

[unreal quail]

Bro is cracked

[winter sleet]

im cooked

[snow elbow]

maybe js now

[potent trout]

lowkey zon is good

[snow elbow]

and rhood fall

yeah zon is good

but wehere's my pipeline to js

😭

[potent trout]

zon is pipeline to js

(whisper)

[unreal quail]

People meme on Zon too much tho 😭

[snow elbow]

😭

[potent trout]

ikkk

[snow elbow]

this server is d1 zon haters

istg

[winter sleet]

fuck that bro wheres my pipeline to zon some men drown while some men die of thirst

[potent trout]

I can't say anything good about zon here

[snow elbow]

i can't go without a day seeing ppl shitting on zon 🧍‍♂️

[snow elbow]

lollll

dw bro grind it up u got it fr

u got snowflake

already better than me 🧍‍♂️

[unreal quail]

Yeah same 😭

[winter sleet]

u wanna know the funni part i can fckin ace any interview right now even js but i just never got any interviews

[potent trout]

I have a friend like u

go for yc startups

[unreal quail]

It alight man ur incoming summer is goated tho

[snow elbow]

zon and c1 is the most memed in this server 😭

[unreal quail]

Tbh i would trade summers with u lol

[winter sleet]

4 startups : /

[potent trout]

hahahahahah

[winter sleet]

why tf

[potent trout]

apply for jane street next yr

[unreal quail]

Ur pay is higher than mine bro

[potent trout]

they takr hella startups ppl

[winter sleet]

prestige lower

[snow elbow]

yeah nvm

[winter sleet]

wait act

[snow elbow]

he worked at cit

before rhood

gg guys

i think it might be time to leave the industry

catch me at arts

[potent trout]

yea

[winter sleet]

fuck that mf give me js int and ill show u offer

[unreal quail]

How did this guy land akm this shit

[snow elbow]

dude

he's

cracked

he reads java books

[potent trout]

guys should I collect the infinity stone by taking coinbase in July

[snow elbow]

on his free time

im being so deadass rn

on the bus he be reading coding books for fun

he lives

breaths

[potent trout]

lowkey

[snow elbow]

code

[potent trout]

some ppl just built for this

[winter sleet]

how do u get big tech tho i think im gettin ai or resume diffed

[unreal quail]

Why does bro not do literature major then if he reads so much

[potent trout]

hm I was struggling with big tech for 2 years too

[winter sleet]

cause its robbin

[unreal quail]

is sig for quant or swe

[winter sleet]

what year r u

[potent trout]

technically junior

[snow elbow]

cuz he can get into js

😭

and cit

and rhood

[winter sleet]

bruh

[snow elbow]

yo this guy collectively living everyones dreams rn

he didn't just go for one

he had to go for all 3

😭

[unreal quail]

Bro is what we all dream of

[snow elbow]

fr.

[unreal quail]

Was Splunk his first internship?

[snow elbow]

no

he interned at replicant before that

[unreal quail]

What did he do before that

[latent igloo]

is quant soph possible with c1 freshman?

[potent trout]

dang

[winter sleet]

5 internships

[snow elbow]

and some startup before THAT

[potent trout]

yes

[snow elbow]

he had 6 internships

[unreal quail]

Bro this guy is hella cracked

[snow elbow]

4 of which are our dream companies.

[latent igloo]

just swe or would trading work too

[snow elbow]

he's a god imo

LMFAO

[unreal quail]

What year is he rn

[snow elbow]

my year

💀

[unreal quail]

Is like doing a 5th year?

[snow elbow]

junior*

3rd year

clearly he's delaying tho probs

if he's landing this many

[winter sleet]

is he american

[snow elbow]

he's delaying 100%

canadian

[unreal quail]

Wtf how did he land this all before senior year

[winter sleet]

so HES INTL?

[potent trout]

Canadians are built diff

canadians parents are bay area parents

[snow elbow]

maybs dual

[unreal quail]

@snow elbow did u ask him for a rb or citadel referral

[potent trout]

but the asian ones are ngmi or ultra rich

pressure harder

jeez

[unreal quail]

Oracle has quant?!

Why does oracle need quant positions for

[potent trout]

quantitative plumber

[unreal quail]

They aren't a finance company

[snow elbow]

fuck no bruh

im an ant compared to him

💀

[potent trout]

bro oracle is ALSO EXTRMELY ANNOYING WITH RESUME REVIEWS OMG

[snow elbow]

yeah ORACLE!??!!

[potent trout]

they are elitist af

[latent igloo]

wait all jokes aside what is realistic for next summer

with c1

[unreal quail]

FAANG

[potent trout]

same

[unreal quail]

Bruh me neither

[potent trout]

zon, meta

[strong estuary]

can you get faang internships soph year with no experience?

[snow elbow]

100%

[potent trout]

amazon yes

[snow elbow]

amazon

[potent trout]

google no

[unreal quail]

Yes i know people that get zon freshman year with no exp

[latent igloo]

yea my ta got meta

[potent trout]

if ur not dei

[strong estuary]

👍

[snow elbow]

fuck oracle

they never passed me either

like what's happening in there

[unreal quail]

Well maybe for step u can

[snow elbow]

im getting interviews for bigger names and this mf decides to say no

[unreal quail]

But not for swe

[snow elbow]

all u got is redbull

[potent trout]

step is DEI right

[snow elbow]

💀

[unreal quail]

Mostly yes

[latent igloo]

would google be possible or is that just luck

[snow elbow]

google step

[potent trout]

google is possible but only if ur dei

[snow elbow]

what's dei? @potent trout

dis engineer intern?

[potent trout]

diversity

[snow elbow]

distributed?

[latent igloo]

what do you need for google

[snow elbow]

o

[unreal quail]

Diversity and inclusion

[snow elbow]

😭

[subtle nimbus]

luck

[potent trout]

I'm dead

u guys r funny

[latent igloo]

or is it school dependent

[unreal quail]

Wtf is a dis engineer

Nah apple is even more random af

Yeah true lol

[potent trout]

I got it this cycle

finally

[snow elbow]

distributed*

😭

[unreal quail]

How!?

[potent trout]

apple is shit bro

[snow elbow]

WHAT

[potent trout]

dont bother

[snow elbow]

u got appl this summer?

process?

[unreal quail]

They pay the least out all the faangs lol

[snow elbow]

🫡

[potent trout]

I got offer

[snow elbow]

OH SHIT

an du went to zon?

💀

[potent trout]

but not going

[unreal quail]

Did u accept?

[snow elbow]

wait why zon instad of appl

[potent trout]

no my experience was horriblr

[subtle nimbus]

u just gotta be lucky that ur res matches exactly what a team is looking for

[unreal quail]

Zon pays moreb

[strong estuary]

what’s the cooldown on amazon cause i failed the behavioral part of the OA last month 😭

[unreal quail]

6 months I think

[potent trout]

not entirely true, apple employees grind a lot

also apple recruiter is hella slow

[unreal quail]

Do apple employees even get laid off?

[snow elbow]

wait say fr?

apple doesn't have pip culture!/

!?!

zon to appl pipeline

🤣

[potent trout]

bro trust me u wouldnt wanna go apple

zon is better as an outsider

[unreal quail]

Even with zon, apple is impossible to get into

[snow elbow]

ngl I do see ppl working at apple stay there for a looonnng time

[latent igloo]

what's apple salady

salary

[snow elbow]

fr?

[potent trout]

peanuts bro

[snow elbow]

i heard if u have zon, ur chances of apple is like still pre high?

🚶‍➡️

🚪 🚶‍➡️

[potent trout]

why apple after zon tho

u can get google with zon

[unreal quail]

Yeah bc u still need match the criteria a team is looking for

[snow elbow]

oh yeah 100%

but i mean that's like w every job right

zon to js pipeline watch me guys 😭

[potent trout]

google loves zon interns because zon internship is very structured and teaches lots of besf practice of working at big tech

[unreal quail]

Yeah but apple hiring process isn't standardized. It all team dependent which makes it hard af

[snow elbow]

realllly I never knew that

[potent trout]

yea

[snow elbow]

so zon basically teaches interns a lot, preps them well

just for them to go elsewhere to google

xDDD

[unreal quail]

Yeah it all random. Some get offers with only behavioral

[potent trout]

thats why zon bar is low

[snow elbow]

isn't zon interview process is also weird? Recruiter has 100% say?

what do they ask, design?

[potent trout]

rlt

[snow elbow]

i love design ngl

oh hell no

[potent trout]

my apple team straight up grilled my resume

[snow elbow]

so it is a very interesting process

oh shit

[unreal quail]

Nah it not. The only weird part of Zon is the lc problem is rng af.

[potent trout]

nvidia too

[unreal quail]

U had no tech?

[potent trout]

reverse linked list

[unreal quail]

Bro that's so fucking easy

Wtf

[potent trout]

ik

[snow elbow]

I thought all companies lc's are rng asf..?

[potent trout]

thats why I am not taking applr

apple has some very very very ORZ temas

snowflake uses apple's distributed db as its metadata store

[unreal quail]

Nah but at least they r usually mediums for most companies. Zon questions range from 2sum to hard graph problems. It rng as hell

[unreal quail]

How did u get apple and nvidia? Those r like both the hardest companies to get interviews from and the most team dependent 😭

[potent trout]

idk

[snow elbow]

UR SO RIGHT

my friend got asked two sum II

[unreal quail]

Lot of zon intern got 2sum

[snow elbow]

but obv they do a twist on it

[unreal quail]

Ur friend is lucky af smh

[potent trout]

I think my jake's resume formatting helped a lot

[snow elbow]

yeah.

he got sooo lucky

i got matrix q

untagged

:(

[unreal quail]

Damm bro u r cracked af. Stripe, db start up, snowflake, apple, nvidia damm

[snow elbow]

yeah

[unreal quail]

Why fuck does zon ask 2sum to everyone but me smh

[snow elbow]

ur cracked

[snow elbow]

on god

2sum II

lookin ah

😭

then asks me some untagged matrix q

my other friend got a simple bfs question

😭

[unreal quail]

Did u get the offer @snow elbow

[snow elbow]

yeah I accepted

im incoming zon

u were helping me the other day

applying to fall companies

LOL

[unreal quail]

Oh nice nice which city?

[snow elbow]

:(

[snow elbow]

Van

:(

[unreal quail]

Wait really I don't remember this lol

[snow elbow]

LOL

u were telling me how I can format amazon on my resume

[unreal quail]

Oh damn that sucks

[unreal quail]

Oh yeah I remember now lol

[snow elbow]

right here

and here u helped me

i never forget the ppl that helped me

💪

[snow elbow]

ur seattle right?

[unreal quail]

Yeah I am Seattle

[snow elbow]

yeahhh

lucky to be american

;(

[unreal quail]

U said u were searching for fall right?

[snow elbow]

yeah I am

I applied to like small companies but idek if they were open to fall

[unreal quail]

Damm bro I am just trying get one in case no zon ro

[snow elbow]

how does zon ro work btw?

if u get ro,is it not a return offer on the NEXT YEARS term?

[unreal quail]

I think u can convert to Seattle after u start ng like few months in

[snow elbow]

not rlly an "extention" right?

[snow elbow]

i don't have dual citizenship

so I can't

and housing and everything

gonna be quite tuff

[snow elbow]

ngl the zon RO is the thing that's stressing me out sm

and I didn't even start yet

HAHAHA

[unreal quail]

I heard if u get inclined, u get ro. How long they reach out to you depends on org. Start date can be anytime during the year I think

[snow elbow]

wdym by inclined?

[unreal quail]

Yeah I worried too but everyone here told me it is easy af so idk 😭

[snow elbow]

yeah everyone here is cracked

and im not..

cracked..

so it's gona be hard for me

LMFAO

wdym by inclined?

[unreal quail]

Like ur manager votes at the end of internship whether he inclines to return u or not. If he votes no, then u def not getting ro

Really I heard if u get inclined it is guaranteed.

[snow elbow]

and that's done during a 1:1 meeting?

[unreal quail]

Yeah during last week

[snow elbow]

so they will tell u

during final week in a 1:1 meeting

and tell u if ur inclined or not

that's stressful

[unreal quail]

Yeah they will tell u if they want u or not

[snow elbow]

if they say ur not inclined, that ruins mental no?

[unreal quail]

Yeah I am scared when that happens

[snow elbow]

yeah.

oh nah

we're in this together fr

manifest ro this year fr

i get into my mind quite a bit so ik 100% i'mma be stressed abt it

[unreal quail]

If u r not inclined, there is no chance u r getting ro. It all depends on whether manager inclines or not

[snow elbow]

but all we can do is try our best

[unreal quail]

Imma about work 60+ hours during summer

[snow elbow]

if they tell u ur not inclined, that they don't want u in ur 1:1 meeting. That'll actually fuck shit up

LMFAO

[unreal quail]

Need to grind for that ro

[snow elbow]

did a lot of ppl get inclined?

[unreal quail]

I heard it like 75%

[snow elbow]

deadass im about to work during off working hours

do ppl work off working hours

for this shit

I might have to

LMFAO

klsjgtlkawjglakdsgjlakdsgj

helllll NOOO

a shitty ah intern for oncall

💀

[unreal quail]

I think that back in like 2022 or 2023 when the ecnomey a lot more shitter

[snow elbow]

we pray for this year

🙏

[unreal quail]

On call for ng I think only

Interns have no on call

[snow elbow]

our economy rn is shit tho no?

😭

[unreal quail]

Yeah hopefully

[snow elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-ecw-champion-gulp-gulps-nervous-gif-16766246

[gloomy basin]

https://tenor.com/view/toad-paper-toad-relaxing-relaxing-toad-super-mario-gif-13255059

[peak marlin]

This is what my audible recruiter told me, "we were inclined to hire all 2024 interns. Any return offer/conversion is contingent on performance"

[woeful compass]

Any fall postings?

[proper lion]

for google if i signed for may but want to switch to july later can i push?

[vagrant beacon]

!process we broke

[kind needle]

any fall openings

[neon magnet]

does apple do remote fall internships

[sleek venture]

Is Apple open??

[native kindle]

apple remote is pretty stringent theres only a couple teams left

i'd be 95% sure they dont allow remote interns

[neon magnet]

rip

[peak marlin]

ask your recruiter

[serene sequoia]

i believe their main application is for everything, but you kind of have to know someone or have a perfect match

[umbral saddle]

how many ppl yall think are on hubspot fall waitlist

i applied and went through process pretty early and got on it still

damn

i was told that not a lot of ppl are on it by recruiter

that's what i was thinking

but them waterloo folks gotta clutch and reneg lmao

[serene sequoia]

who was ur recruiter, i konw for sure including you and I there are 4 people on fall waitlist that i personally have talked to

and considering @reef wasp is the only BE fall in here that got offer, im assuming there is a lot more that arent in the discord

[umbral saddle]

sarah

i also went for BE

i cant believe how fast this filled up bruh

crazy

[serene sequoia]

when did you have ur final?

im pretty sure that @mellow anvil is the first person that got on waitlist

[umbral saddle]

abt 2 weeks ago from yesterday

[serene sequoia]

so like the 19th?

[umbral saddle]

so the 19th yeah

[serene sequoia]

i know that i took mine the 18th and someone for FE also was on 18th and we got waitlisted same day. ngmi meta reject was i think like the 11th or maybe earlier and got waitlisted

[mint pagoda]

does hubspot summer still have hc?

for be

[umbral saddle]

i alr have summer offer so i dont wanna move it back lmao

i asked if I could potentially do spring but she's going to lmk

bro the 11th???

that was before my behavorial wtf

So it looks like im 3rd for BE

😭

would yall take C1 TIP NYC summer over HubSpot summer?

she gave me the option before interviewing to go for summer but I said to go for fall

[serene sequoia]

i would take c1

easily

imo

[umbral saddle]

junior

[serene sequoia]

better res value and NYC is nice and better pay

[umbral saddle]

i did C1 last summer

and got RO

[serene sequoia]

oh then hubspot

for pure res val i would take hubspot and i thought u were sophomore

[umbral saddle]

i was going for fall so i could graduate in 4 instead of 3.5

[serene sequoia]

how would u do spring hubspot if u r junior

[serene sequoia]

same

[umbral saddle]

wdym

[serene sequoia]

like would that not be spring of ur senior year or did you mean this spring

[umbral saddle]

just remotely like fall no?

oh well yeah spring of senior year

but i would graduate in the fall

[serene sequoia]

normally you have to have a semester after the internship still

cause otherwise they would just want you to join FT

[umbral saddle]

oh well FT i would take HB over C1

[serene sequoia]

yes true

[umbral saddle]

i ask sarah all of these

[serene sequoia]

i dont think so

[umbral saddle]

and she told me she was going to ask her supervisor and get back to me

[serene sequoia]

but if you can that would be very nice

[umbral saddle]

indeed

ill let yall know what she says

[serene sequoia]

bet you shold

cause i would also do that shit in a heartbeat

wym like the RO?

[umbral saddle]

aight so now i wait and pray

and the 2 ppl in front of me lmao

im so down for spring

[serene sequoia]

fall won’t happen

if they allow spring u should lmk cause i would message my recruiter as well

[umbral saddle]

they're def not ready for spring yet

nah but like

[serene sequoia]

i would 100% take hubspot summer over c1 if ur junior and already done c1

[umbral saddle]

NYC for 71 an hour and free housing is heaven to me

[serene sequoia]

the new grad is poop water tho

[umbral saddle]

true

i mean both are nice i cant complain

[serene sequoia]

only chance for fall is that something crazy happens and they increase the fall intern class which i don’t think they have ever done before

[umbral saddle]

but my goal in mind was HB fall so i didnt have to reneg C1

and do both but i could still shoot for fall

or not fall

spring

yep

well then i cooked myself

spring gotta come in clutch

renegotiate?

[unreal quail]

For what did he turn it down for

Oh I misread nvm

I thought for zon u needed atleast a semester left before getting ng offer

Why do u want renegotiate when u alr getting like $50 hrly? U can't renegotiate intern offers, that only for ng

[fickle briar]

it says ng

[unreal quail]

Yeah realized misread. I wouldn't even think about renegotiate until you had another offer. Way too early to think about that lol

Don't they tell u last week of internship?

I heard some summer interns don't get their actual offer package til Jan or later, so u might not. But yeah renegotiate if u get hubspot ng ro

[lucid viper]

hubspot ng is pretty good tc

esp bc remote

[unreal quail]

How much? Is it more than zon do u know

Idk if it worth applying for ng next year for me

[lucid viper]

idk how accurate this is

[unreal quail]

Bruh that like 40k more than zon wtf

[lucid viper]

yeah levels needs a data cleanse

[unreal quail]

This gotta be outdated. No way they r paying this much in 2025

[lucid viper]

also how do yk

[unreal quail]

Zon ng for Seattle is like 185k right?

[lucid viper]

Pretty much same TC then

nah it’s fake

[primal flint]

this is hubspot

idk where the previous pic is from

[unreal quail]

Yeah this seems way more accurate

[lucid viper]

yeah that’s a lot more accurate

idk my levels is cooked

[supple hull]

is meta achievable after zon chat

[unreal quail]

I think u got the wrong year set. It probably like from 2020

[lucid viper]

imagine

[primal flint]

how do u apply to hubspot fall

rip

[supple hull]

anything less than 2M is poverty

ong

[unreal quail]

Bruh u ain't making this much unless u in quant

[supple hull]

hes an ant to me

i make 2Ms

[plucky garnet]

hubspot NG is close to 180

[lucid viper]

do yall have levels.fyi premium

why is my shit so off

Must be

[plucky garnet]

ur australian?

[lucid viper]

No Canadian

that’s prob why

[dim summit]

is this in Canadian pesos?

[lucid viper]

it does the conversion automatically ig

[supple hull]

bros calculating in moonbux

hubspot 200 is so insane

[plucky garnet]

transfer it to indian rupees its prolly in the millions

spotify opened up a NG position

data engineering

[supple hull]

millions and indain currency 💔

[plucky garnet]

still havent gotten back to interns

it used to

steady decline over recent years

[supple hull]

is spotify allat

[plucky garnet]

why are there two roy lee haters

[plucky garnet]

yea it has prestige

bc large org and lots of users and data

[supple hull]

whats their tc

[unreal quail]

For 2026?

[plucky garnet]

fall 2025

NG

[unreal quail]

Nah usa money gaps Canadian

[supple hull]

poverty

[plucky garnet]

😭

OH NAH

[supple hull]

north arent u can

or us

sheesh

[lucid viper]

Nah man

These companies just throw an office 50km north and pay us 50% less

[native raptor]

Vancouver is so pretty though thats my only reasoning so far for choosing Canada over US

[native raptor]

(I dont mean the fent covered streets but rather the surrounding mountains and beaches)

nah vancouver weather is ok but yeah taxes and cost of living takes us out

why did bro just delete everything

[plucky garnet]

wish me luck chat i email zon (gonna get rejected instantly)

[native raptor]

nah you wont get rejected, youll just get a reply from Madhuharish, hes on shift rn iheard

[plucky garnet]

ill wait till 4:30

est

[karmic prawn]

@unreal quail any fall openings

[snow epoch]

wtf

since when does hubspot pay that much

[unreal quail]

Nah bro nothing new

[karmic prawn]

useless

[unreal quail]

💀

[lucid viper]

are you there rn?

or for summer

[plucky garnet]

⁉️

[forest cedar]

Vancouver is legit more expensive than New York but with dogshit salaries

Beaches look mid, the other nature stuff looks beautiful though

Unfortunately it's the PNW though so it's gray half of the year

[native raptor]

Maybe I’m just coping then

[snow elbow]

next month tho

I heard they will come

[forest cedar]

no silly, a block is a cube

[barren orbit]

I interviewed with hpe and got rejected 20 minutes after the interview does anyone what this means

[unreal quail]

It means that you are too good enough for hpe to hire you

[junior star]

When does zon starts sending out fall offers? Any idea from last year's data points?

[unreal quail]

Yeah he had too much arura

[near sable]

did anyone who’s zon offer letter didnt load, get it fixed by recruiter?

[forest cedar]

Looks nicer than seattle tbh

Better nature too

But otoh slightly colder, and the CoL vs salary is way off.

East Hastings is crazy though

honestly looks worse than skid row

I thought canada was supposed to be better than us at that shit 😂

[unreal quail]

Bruh has anyone here gotten any fall interviews yet other than hubspot?

[native raptor]

Yield protection measures

You’re so orz they know you’ll have better offers

[unreal quail]

Yeah for fall intern I mean

Yeah there is quite a few

But I don't see any interviews being done

Apart from hubspot which is done alr

[snow elbow]

^

[serene sequoia]

can tiktok give me OA please

[snow elbow]

isn't tik tok auto oa

[native raptor]

nop

[winter sleet]

it is im pretty sure

[native raptor]

i applied three times no OA

💀

[snow elbow]

tf

the times I applied to tik tok i got auto oa

check ur spam

[subtle nimbus]

Does scale ai do offseason?

[snow elbow]

not too sure

[woeful summit]

wondering this too ^

[snow elbow]

i think dd does offseason

correct me if im wrong tho

[supple wren]

ghost interview

[barren orbit]

What does that mean

Like they just did the interview for fun or