#quants-n-traders

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devout sparrow
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him and yeema

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you gotta say wild shit to need an alt

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or be a degenerate

rose holly
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I can't wait to find a QR gf 😊

devout sparrow
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youre in the right place

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if you want better odds go to ur nearest ivy and stalk observe people there

rose holly
rose holly
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gahhhhh

rose holly
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I think it's hard unless you work at a firm, or are really likeable.

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frr

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andy you are really smart

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wdym so you don't come up with these smart replies, it's chat gpt??

rose holly
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I'm a girl...

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not an AI

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ughhh

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qr ofc!!

rose holly
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idkk

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i'm trying to apply for internship rn maybe I will get one

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jane street and radix were firms I thought would be easy to get

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ughhh

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no I want top firms

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idk what tgs is??

rose holly
rose holly
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have you gotten any of those firms?

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wow

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so sad

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Yea ive gotten offers from every single firm

rose holly
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you need to shut up

rose holly
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Yea i guess

rose holly
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I'm a human girl

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ughh

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Wtfrick…….

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mip you need to shut up

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loser

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try harder

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to get a job

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over 44,000 messages

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explains why you're unemployed

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you bum

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Yea

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Im doomed

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no maybe andy or taffy can save you

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never say never!!

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Wait maybe

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Ok i admit it im unemployed can i get some tips @rose holly

rose holly
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radix ft qr and jane street qr intern

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Wait why were u so rude to me then.. we are in the same boat

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ask andy or taffy

rose holly
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I sometimes do that

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mb girlll

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@rose holly 🫶

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lets get you a job @rose holly

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Yes please

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first delete every message you've sent on cscd so you have a fresh start

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or else people will think you're a loser...

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Yea im a loser

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for now

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I just want usps swe

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@lunar thicket Hey andy can you help me and mip get a qr job?

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Who is that

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Is he employed?

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idk

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but he seems nice he knows taffy i think

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he knows wraithy too

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my two fav girlies!!

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what does that mean?

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ughhhh

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who can help us then @rose holly

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only andy and taffy seem smart here

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someone said to do Project Euler @rose holly maybe try that, it could lead to employment??

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and code forces

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wdym?

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i js met andy today

rose holly
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Whats leetcode

rose holly
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just try it mip, stop asking questions!

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let a girl breath

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But i want a job

rose holly
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be paitent he's probably a very busy man

split lintel
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what’s happening lol

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oh yeah i guess lucielle is weirs

rose holly
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@neon dragon rude af

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frr u get me Period!

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like omg let a girl breath yall

rose holly
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yall need to step it up, a girlie who can't get around a message filter isn't one who can get QR ughhh

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@neon dragon do better.

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hii andy

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help me and @rose holly

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@lunar thicket

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wraithy told me you're the best at Project Euler and CF but me and @rose holly are too stupid to do any of those, you should tell us what to do andy

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@lunar thicket

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why be mean ):

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weren't you once not smart either andy

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you had to learn somehow no?

rose holly
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Explains a lot

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what if they called you dumb, wouldn't you be upset andy

rose holly
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for the last time

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I'm a girl

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ask taffy,andy or wraithy gahhhhh

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Thanks for defending me

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This alt is so mean to me

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Theyre making fun of me for being unemployed

rose holly
rose holly
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you said we were in the same boat no mippy?

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Yea i need a job

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Cs is cooked

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All my friendd tell me

rose holly
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I was such a fool to go into computer sciences

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hence why andy, taffy and wraithy will help us

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yay!!

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Cannot get employed

rose holly
rose holly
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Im a final year masters student i couldnt get anything

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No internships

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Omg

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I got rejected everywhere ive never even done an oa

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@rose holly you should talk to wraithy he might have a way out for us

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he gets people into amazon and such

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he's very smart

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Amazon!!??

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Wtffff

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frrr slayy

rose holly
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You have a friend at amazon????

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Wtffff

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haven't you seen wraith

rose holly
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i'm so lucky aren't I

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wdymm

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andy stop it

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Wait can u help me get in is amazon hard to get into?

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@rose holly

rose holly
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This is my last chance

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ikk girll

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don't worry

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wraithy is the best at these things

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slayy

rose holly
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You can solve js puzzles???? Wtf….

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And you have friends in high places such as amazon

rose holly
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ughhh

rose holly
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Why cant this be my life

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but it's better than nothing

rose holly
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How much does he make???

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idkk

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who tf r u

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why u have taffy added

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yes queen

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Taffy 😭

rose holly
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dyk who taffy is

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ughhh

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@lunar thicket who is this

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i'm just a girlie mip

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why are u turning on me

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ughh

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dm account name?

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Its you isnt it andrew

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i have on account

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bruh

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You got 2 laptops open rn

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tf u mean @signal storm

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You are not slick

rose holly
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do u want to get a job or not?

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Yes i want a job..

knotty sonnet
rose holly
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Wait a second.. speemch

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Its speemch alt i can tell

knotty sonnet
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did you have a talk with ! Stephen?

rose holly
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OMG YES!

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Am i getting recruiter reachout

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Am i finally becoming employed

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omg slayy

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frrr queen

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frrr andy u get me

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ughhhh

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u are one of the girlies frrr

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I'm only 21 wdym never judge a girls age u fool.

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frrr but u kinda sound creepy w that ughh

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be one of the girlies fr

rose holly
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sometimes don't yall wish to be a women

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like being a man must be so gross ughh

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being a women is amazing yall lost big time

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yess we deserve more

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money isn't everything @craggy monolith

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if it's the right girlie she'll look cute in a $500 dress or a $50 dress doesn't matter

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who tf r u

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tf u mean

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who are u

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@lunar thicket andy who is this creep?

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you seem upset @mellow aurora

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that you're not a girl

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and not beautiful like me

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probably without an internship or unemployed that's why you randomly send messages thinking you're someone 🤣

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didn't get RO? so sad 4KEKW

low vault
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I wish I was ABG

red rune
low vault
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Tmrw im quitting my internship to become an ABG

low vault
red rune
rose holly
uncut nexus
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When did you do oa?

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^^

lilac pond
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@rose holly i just had a stroke reading this help me get employed

rose holly
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@lunar thicket hey any i got banned from tqd why is that

lilac pond
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how hard is js 😔

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jane street 😭 im c1 rn but tryna pivot

low vault
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JaneStreet

lilac pond
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anyone who doesnt troll on this app 😭

rose holly
red rune
lilac pond
lilac pond
red rune
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pushing 30

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hoping for PhD to save me

lilac pond
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troll

red rune
fossil flint
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last two are truths

rose holly
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I'm not a troll.

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soon to be Radix QR one day?

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or maybe Jane Street

fossil flint
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lock in.

dire finch
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cock in

shadow bough
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is 5 rings juniors only?

candid cliff
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How long to hear back after sig qt 2nd round

oblique smelt
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dm

brisk nova
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did any1 get sig qt oa for 2026 yet??

analog stump
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for trading?

marble hemlock
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Any good c++ books anyone recommends?

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for quant interviews

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prolly js modern c++?

marble hemlock
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Oh yea I've heard about it too and its not that long which is a plus

shadow bough
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damn is berkeley not a target anymore kirbySadge

low ermine
brisk nova
low ermine
rose holly
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Hey Andy why’d I get banned from TQD

shadow bough
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damn ok

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the guy on discord has deemed my future prospects worthless 😔

rose holly
shadow bough
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omg

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sorry i forgot to bow

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sorry andy

rose holly
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Rly I didn’t say anything though andy

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I respect you as top scrum master swe and top cf / project euler guy

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Really

rose holly
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Someone called me that earlier

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Is that good Andy

shadow bough
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i think i'm getting top tier trolled rn

rose holly
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But I’m top radix QR soon

rose holly
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GQS??

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My bestie said I could make it andy meow_blush

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What u think

hearty stag
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lucielle what are your thoughts on little sisters?

rose holly
shadow bough
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lowkey impressive

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oops i meant to reply to this

hearty stag
rose holly
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I think they’re nice?

hearty stag
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ok

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👍

hearty stag
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texas agricultural and mechanical is clearly the target school

rose holly
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Good show

hearty stag
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good time to give up and watch k-on

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i think it is time to give up

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what project

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intern project

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wow i am almost done with my project also

rose holly
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I wsh I was Radix QR ):

hearty stag
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thank you

rose holly
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or Jane street

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@mint aurora what do you think girlie

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me getting Radix or Jane Street QR?

rose holly
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none yet girlll

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what would I need to get such a role?

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Someone called me "scrum master" earlier

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is that good or bad?

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wow really

rose holly
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or just someone who talks a lot while being a loser

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i'm so sad!!

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need my girlies to comfort me

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@lunar thicket @icy portal girllsss

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i know

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andy can save you maybe

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or wraithy

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maybe I need a QR gf? I'm bi or maybe lesbian sooo QR GF could save meee

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@rose holly what do you think

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even KT? people called me his alt earlier

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idkk I'm also doomed thats why

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who tf is kt tho

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but why ppl say I'm him ):

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i'm not even a man

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i'm a women

hearty stag
rose holly
hearty stag
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oh

rose holly
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idk

hearty stag
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change your pfp

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culture appropriate

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i will not tolerate women stealing my birthright

rose holly
hearty stag
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kana is better i guess

rose holly
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@hearty stag do you have any advice for QR or radix or jane street?

rose holly
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it's a good anime, oshi no ko

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i like it.

hearty stag
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btw

rose holly
hearty stag
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yes

rose holly
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I see what are you studying?

hearty stag
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i study k-on at sakura girls high school

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illuminating insights are being learned

rose holly
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i'm just a girl I guess..

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I want to work at XTX as a

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QR

hearty stag
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wow

rose holly
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yes

hearty stag
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one day you will attend a prestigious institution like myself

rose holly
hearty stag
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i can write you a referral for the light music club

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we are looking for a guitarist

rose holly
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but sure.

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only if @lunar thicket joins

hearty stag
rose holly
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wow

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is there much communication?

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or is it quiet mostly

hearty stag
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we talk about nothing

rose holly
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wow

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are there other women?

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are you a man or women?

hearty stag
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i am yui hirasawa

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there is also tsumugi kotobuki, mio akiyama, and ritsu tainaka

rose holly
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wow

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who am I

hearty stag
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azusa nakano

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congratulations

rose holly
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😊 wow ok

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I love being a girl quant!

hearty stag
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i am 2d girl quant

rose holly
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wow

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that sounds nice

hearty stag
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yes

rose holly
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I wish I could feel another girlies warmth

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and feel her soft hand

hearty stag
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wow this is so romantic

rose holly
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I don't know though

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once I have a girlie

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what will I do

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with her

acoustic pollen
rose holly
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I think it would be fun?

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in 20-30 minutes?

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but no creeps or I will leave!

hearty stag
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i no talk to girls

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i am misogynists

rose holly
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Ofc not

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I’m probably the most skilled women in that server.

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Ikrrr

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#Radix #XTX #Jane Street #QR #Girlie!!!

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not nearly as skilled as me lol.

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I could make one next week yk…

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only for my girlies to see tho!!

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ofc I do.

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as a hyperpolyglot girlie I know many quant girlies!

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gahhh

mellow aurora
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Please

rose holly
mellow aurora
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It's not original

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It can't be working

rose holly
rose holly
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aren't you that same guy from yesterday

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who thought he was big stuff and ended up deleting his messages when I replied to you @mellow aurora LOL

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loser

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@mellow aurora I couldn't imagine being you

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what a loser

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LOL

mellow aurora
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Shouldn't you be studying for opt

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Or is that what you're angling for

rose holly
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no wonder idk who tf you are

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because

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you are a LOSER

rose holly
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I'm already FT QR @XTX #Girlie slays!

mellow aurora
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Xtx doesn't hire women

rose holly
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you idiot

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you know nothing

mellow aurora
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Bro just hop back on main

rose holly
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It makes sense that I don''t know who you are

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because

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you are a
LOSER

mellow aurora
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Nobody is buying this

rose holly
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u idiot

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veil is stupid

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are you banned from tqd @mellow aurora

mellow aurora
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Dm me

rose holly
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if so good, you made the chat stink

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wraith is a moron @mellow aurora

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@mellow aurora why are u not in tqd pal??

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did andrew get mad at you and decide to banish you?

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for being

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too stupid

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@lunar thicket confirm?

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is this true

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the streets say you banished this fool @mellow aurora from TQD because he didn't believe your
CF Rank

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guy can't solving a fucking JS puzzle

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what an idiot

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wraiths farsi skills are shit

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hes an idiot

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thinks he can tell the difference between his kebab's and kabob's

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gahhhh

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girlie where are u @craggy monolith

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these males keep harassing me in dms

onyx turret
rose holly
onyx turret
rose holly
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Don’t try and hit on me I’m not interesting

rose holly
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What is that?

brisk nova
mellow aurora
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Dm Andrew

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I'm too tired to explain

rose holly
rose holly
mellow aurora
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Yes

rose holly
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No girl he’s stupid

mellow aurora
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Quite a bit

rose holly
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That’s the lore

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Reason he’s banned from TQD

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Bc he STANK

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Ughhh

mellow aurora
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Dm andrew lol

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Ok well

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Don't believe everything you read on the internet!

rose holly
mellow aurora
rose holly
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Your friend is banned in TQD?

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How sad

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He stinks dude

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What a fucking loser 🤣🤣

marble hemlock
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Did u do the oa?

rose holly
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idk girl u can make it maybe

marble hemlock
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U had python or cpp?

rose holly
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did u see how i slayed @mellow aurora

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because

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he

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is

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an

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idiot

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! go queen

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i belive in u girll

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yayyayayaya

marble hemlock
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Was it 2 lc nd 3 trivia questions?

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Oh damn, cooked

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Akuna is ass ngl

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Pays like a bit more than top faang

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😭

rose holly
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whats that girl

marble hemlock
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Damn

rose holly
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ughhhh

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gahhhhh

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what can a girl do around here ):

mellow aurora
rose holly
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who gave you permision to talk to me?

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go back to your goon den you freak

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you never answered my question, why are you not in TQD? @mellow aurora

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seems like you licked the shoes of everyone in there yet you're not in anymore. Sad 🤣

low vault
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Okay wait lowkey this is kinda sexist honestly idk where I was going with this lol

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Sorry yalllll

rose holly
rose holly
rose holly
low vault
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Gonna go back to the normally scheduled dooming program at midnight

rose holly
rose holly
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oh how sad.

rose holly
rose holly
low vault
rose holly
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yes slay girl

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is anyone a FT quant in here?

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idk girll there are creepy men

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and useless ones

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like veil he's dumb

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No

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i'm a women u idiot

rose holly
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@mellow aurora why are you bothering @rose holly

mellow aurora
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@low vault surely you have better things to do with your life

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Lmfao

rose holly
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do i need to report you to mods?

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for harassing

mellow aurora
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Actually I know for a fact you do

low vault
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oh i have a bit of work to finish

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but other than that

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yap time blobupsidedown

mellow aurora
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You have motion now get some aura

rose holly
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idiot

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why are you not in TQD

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@mellow aurora

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did you get tired of licking peoples shoes and not getting anything out if it?

mellow aurora
rose holly
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door mat veil

rose holly
mellow aurora
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Mhm anyway

rose holly
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mhm anyways

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why are you not in tqd

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LOL

mellow aurora
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I heard your mock wasn't fantastic

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Lock in

rose holly
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what mock?

mellow aurora
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Buffs run out

rose holly
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wraith?

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he's an idiot

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@mellow aurora

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why

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are

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you

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not

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in

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TQD

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i'm so lost what's the lore 😭

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ask andy

low vault
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I set my status at work to a quote from the dictator

rose holly
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@lunar thicket can u explain to @rose holly what the lore is with veil and why he's stupid?

low vault
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tbh i should probably start thinking more positively

rose holly
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that

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sounds

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like a great idea.

low vault
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i think dooming about how i wont get return offer is probably not a good idea

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might as well learn the most that i can and if it doesn't work out

rose holly
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fr girl

low vault
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oh well

rose holly
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we all die eventually

low vault
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blobspin

rose holly
candid cliff
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@lunar thicket can i have a tqd invite?

last rune
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@lunar thicket same

keen ferry
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@lunar thicket can i dm u about quantic?

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js did quantic qr r1, what is the threshold of moving on?

hearty stag
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K-On knowledge questions

pearl parcel
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idk if it’s the typical experience, but i got trivia for my first two screens at drw

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FT though, not intern

rose holly
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Hello @craggy monolith

hot osprey
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has anyone done optiver trading first round 🥺

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for 2026 intern*

rotund glacier
jovial quail
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nice

late kindle
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Guys what does this mean

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Thanks dude

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Is he still interviewing ?

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Yeah ask if u can and report back 😂

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Thanks

cobalt bay
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does this include launch interviewing? or is that more separate from the other intern interviewing?

marble hemlock
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Its prolly from cit explore or wtv its called

tropic patrol
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I’m so fucking ngmi

rose holly
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gross

last rune
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Can someone fix the tqd invite cause it says invites are paused rn

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I already dmed him about it lol

rose holly
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your already in it.

limpid pulsar
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why do yall ask andrew instead of the actual mod

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lmao

limpid pulsar
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sure man

limpid pulsar
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yeah

last rune
limpid pulsar
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me

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definitely could

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derive 2 way gamblers ruin finishing time bankrolls a and b p=.5

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10 seconds

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damn, no invite

last rune
limpid pulsar
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are yall trying for quant swe

last rune
cedar sparrow
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guys ur not missing out on much general chat is just edating anyway

limpid pulsar
last rune
limpid pulsar
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cus its all mathcels

last rune
turbid barn
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hi

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anyone got the github or list or whatever of all the quant internships so i can spam apply

fluid cypress
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someone invite me to tqd i left by accident

smoky matrix
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Anybody do optiver tech first round for trading? Is it literally Optinomicon?

rotund glacier
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They are both decidedly worse

low vault
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which firms are best swe

jovial quail
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you tell me

strange trench
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does anyone know what score approx u need to pass optiver numberlogic

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i solved 20 but probably got a few wrong in there

mellow aurora
jovial quail
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why

rotund glacier
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Yeah

barren robin
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prolly 20+ is the cutoff

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or maybe 22

strange trench
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aw fuck LOL

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wait its out of 26 tho

hot osprey
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which was the numberlogic one again

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the probability?

barren robin
strange trench
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nah the sequences

barren robin
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ru talking abt swequences

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oh ur good then

strange trench
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yeah

barren robin
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20 is a good score

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i thoughtn u were talking abt the probability mb

strange trench
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oh okok

barren robin
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honestly like

strange trench
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do yall remmeber what ZapN and the last one is

barren robin
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18+ may pass

strange trench
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i havent done yet

strange trench
barren robin
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probability is harder

strange trench
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but the scoring is +1 for correct -1 for wrong

barren robin
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its 30 qs this time

strange trench
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ah fuck okay

barren robin
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hard to get sequences wrong

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dw

strange trench
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okok ty

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was the prob easier/harder than citsec oa

barren robin
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easier

strange trench
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oh shit okay

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tyty

hot osprey
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i answered like 18 of the sequences

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bht idt i got any wrong

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the prompt said a score of 15+ is a good place or some thing

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so ur probably good

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i got interview btw @strange trench

strange trench
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oh shit nice

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good luck bro 🫡

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also is it gonna be a big deal if i push all my interviews to like mid-late august?

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cuz i have a 9-5 internship rn and i lowkey dont wanna call in sick

limpid pulsar
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maybe cus u were pinging girls telling them theyre hot and telling them to get with IB/VC blonde hair blue eye chads

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and saying black people are violent

strange trench
#

what is going on

limpid pulsar
#

banned this guy from tqd

#

dude wants to take it here idk

strange trench
#

whats tqd

hot osprey
strange trench
#

i alr pushed Citsec QR LOL

hot osprey
#

just cuz if roles got filled they probably just wont consider u anymore

#

but idk usually earlier is better i think

strange trench
#

yeah but like last year they didnt fill up till feb right

hot osprey
#

yea idrk tbh

limpid pulsar
#

absurd that this is a real meme in this channel

hot osprey
#

probably not that deep

strange trench
#

fair fair

#

well good luck! you got this

dire finch
#

give tqd invite

strange trench
#

also whats tqd LOL i feel like im missing smth

limpid pulsar
#

quant discord
its slop

strange trench
#

ah nice

limpid pulsar
#

unfortunately im one of 2 mods

#

probably cus u were pinging girls telling them theyre hot and telling them to get with IB/VC blonde hair blue eye chads and saying black people are violent

dire finch
#

mmm harassment

limpid pulsar
#

nah we dont do that

dire finch
#

how is that remotely the same convo topic

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"boohooo my gfs mom died" "grrr black people"

limpid pulsar
#

that im not denying

#

no

hot osprey
limpid pulsar
#

just join on an alt and be normal idk

hot osprey
#

what is this nguyen guy talking abt LMAO

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why do u need a second chance to not be racist and harrass women LMFAOOO

limpid pulsar
hot osprey
#

😭

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thought women like qrs is acc getting me

limpid pulsar
#

no shes just a normal asian girl

hot osprey
#

this guys acc unreal LMFAO

limpid pulsar
#

Idk bro tf

tropic patrol
hot osprey
#

lek idk who kt is either

mellow aurora
#

lol banned

strange trench
#

LOLLL

hot osprey
#

😭

mellow aurora
tropic patrol
#

Noooo

#

So it was KT

low vault
#

tbh i cant rly tell sometimes how many ppl actually interview early

#

most of the ppl ik this year and last year didnt interview before end of summer i think

wicked current
#

anyone know if imc asks coding questions for quant researcher role?

hot osprey
#

has imc trading oa released

slate wind
#

Does anyone know what Optiver year 1 TC is?

#

for SWE^

limpid pulsar
slate wind
#

Aren’t they still at like 315

oblique smelt
slate wind
#

What you mean nope cuh

oblique smelt
slate wind
#

This guy

last rune
slate wind
#

315

last rune
slate wind
oblique smelt
#

Wtf are u waffling about

slate wind
#

ohhh I thought he saying SWE

strange trench
#

Do we know which firms have Alr sent out r1/phone screens?

#

For trading at least

limpid pulsar
#

Idk what imc pays for swe at all tho lol

marble hemlock
#

anyone did cit phone?

celest vale
#

Did anyone get imc qt first round here?

warm apex
#

anyone else citadel ghosted?

#

(after oa)

celest vale
#

Nah but got some friends who got it so wanna know what process is like

celest vale
#

Not ghosted yet

#

Also did anyone here go to the HRT super day last weekend?

celest vale
#

Algo dev

#

Oh nvm then ig

rose holly
#

how is imc qt intern process

low vault
#

Or ig there’s probably multiple

celest vale
#

Yeah there was one last weekend and another this weekend I think

low vault
#

MonkaS

celest vale
#

Recruiter reach out

#

no ref

#

Nah but cooked for superday

#

And tryna figure out what type of questions they ask

marble hemlock
#

send me mochas aj1 pls

rotund glacier
#

Your bonus won’t increase in your first year

tardy shell
#

wtf they having superdays alr?

#

for intern or ft

#

wtf

#

mfs need to chop chop

strange trench
#

esp since u had 90 sec per problem

celest vale
#

P hard ngl

#

Yeah and coding

#

Go for it

#

Is this citadel or hrt?

#

This seems like a very hrt email for some reason

#

Also citadel application is alr publicly out I think

#

Gotcha yeah makes sense

tardy shell
#

did she also email you on a saturday

#

bro i got an email on saturda asking when I was gonna schedule

#

wed

#

im at the dinner rn with the fools

#

on the porcelain throne tho

#

sorry it was YG

low vault
#

quantic be wilidn

tardy shell
#

why you wank watching bro?

low vault
#

so true lOL

strange trench
#

Should’ve been like yo bro drop the sauce

#

Missed networking opportunities smh

low vault
#

uhh

strange trench
#

I know what kind fo man you are.

#

U sure he wasn’t just taking a fat ass shit LOL

#

Bro was dying in there and you’re out here slandering

low vault
#

i kind of regret opening this discussion now

low vault
#

JS onsite type shi

tardy shell
#

Bro

#

Bro how long can I stay in this toilet pooping before the people outside get worried

strange trench
#

I feel like you don’t really regret opening this thread

tardy shell
#

Dawg wtf is going on in quant

low vault
tardy shell
#

Can we get ban for he tai joke

strange trench
#

That sounds like -ev

tardy shell
#

You were the one jacking off in the toilets weren’t you

#

Bro stop larping as a non gooner

low vault
#

actually appreciating the journey is hard

#

wish i could tho

#

wait isnt that what he means lol

tardy shell
#

Would you have a different mindset if it was with a partner

strange trench
tardy shell
#

And not gooning

#

If you’re wfh

low vault
#

time to fill out visa forms

strange trench
low vault
strange trench
#

I don’t think anyone cares if you’re wfh and u go wack one out

tardy shell
#

Every morning I kiss my EAD card

low vault
#

last internship

#

so j-1 still ;p

strange trench
#

What if u didn’t

low vault
#

well hopefully :p

tardy shell
#

Don’t make me say the slur ong

low vault
#

you get used to it eventually

tardy shell
#

I be calling Andrew hella slurs in dms

#

It’s crazy

#

I call him stuff like employed and wagie

#

Bro I’ve been shitting for too long

#

Time to go back out and face these vultures

dense tangle
#

bro ur legs start to feel weird

#

that shit is terrible for u

#

get up

barren robin
strange trench
#

Bro I think I perfected citsec

mellow aurora
#

-guy who is LITERALLY at graviton

strange trench
#

But got like

#

50% on optiver

mellow aurora
strange trench
wicked lotus
#

Can u apply both cit and citsec?

#

Isnt it just one?

oblique smelt
wicked lotus
#

Do i have to take oa for both of them then?

oblique smelt
#

Nope.

wicked lotus
#

R they separate OAs then for SWE?

oblique smelt
#

Idk this channel says "quants-n-traders"

brisk nova
#

anyone know what optiver cognitive interview is? (for intern)

strange trench
#

Has js started interviewing traders yet

#

Istg they have vendetta against me they resume rejected last year and this year I got a referral and still being ghosted

rotund glacier
red rune
#

wow, working gif orz

strange trench
#

That’s def from the discovery day right

#

Didn’t js just open like 2-3 weeks ago

#

Bruh

#

Didn’t JS apps only open like 2-3 weeks

#

.-.

#

But like for general application cycle

#

Do yall know if they started interviewing yet

cobalt bay
candid cliff
#

Anyone know optiver final round process? Dm me

strange trench
cobalt bay
dark lake
#

true

limpid pulsar
brisk nova
alpine halo
#

anyone know about deshaw prop trading process?

marble hemlock
#

Yeah
Wont be telling you though

weak ermine
#

insta calling me slurs

#

i dont like it

#

no its not subjective you just need to find the cross product

#

this is exactly why youre never making it in hollywood andrew

#

💀

#

who is this man on a track and field team i see

marble hemlock
#

Actual psycho clinic

#

I think she likes you bro, follow her home

weak ermine
#

this is enough

image.png
marble hemlock
#

Rice what pills u taking?

weak ermine
#

guis actually this chat is for talking about interview and stuff

#

not your TLC lovelife

marble hemlock
#

Nah this is psycho therapy

weak ermine
#

damn bro i didnt know you were in track

#

all the hoes on this one

#

the hoe being you

#

i love you walkda

#

ikr those knowing glances

#

when we would look at each other just a second too long

#

when we would enjoy the silence between our convos more than the convo itself

#

breathing each other in

#

wtf am i doing i gotta send this to my girl situationship not you

#

can i DM you

#

i am having medical issues

strange trench
#

What is going on in this channel

#

Channel

#

Fellow maths enthusiast

red rune
strange trench
#

Bro at least put it in chat gpt to make it sound like ur own words

#

This is not how u crack a relationship based on above evidence

weak ermine
#

nah only thing that matters now is TC

#

TC can fix the other issues

strange trench
strange trench
weak ermine
strange trench
#

“Omg dating is so hard now that I have to view women as PEOPLE NOW THE HORROR”

weak ermine
#

if someone isnt making atleast 250k not a good life partner ngl

#

how are you affording anything

#

the 100m extremely competitive

#

if youre not asian you just losing out on life lwk

#

if shes ugly then god

#

i need an ugly wife

#

ive never seen sf people because i only work

#

you dont haeva family?

#

damn bro was born through mitosis

#

I think google insurance pays for a great therapist

strange trench
#

Yo can we have the career dooming back

#

Any job that wants me at this point

slate pond
#

no way bro sent out day trading bs to a quant chat

limpid pulsar
#

2 ghost pings

tropic patrol
#

Dude what IP do u realistically have bruh

strange trench
cedar sparrow
#

😛

willow sky
#

Hi people

oblique karma
#

anyone done akuna qd/strategist oa

strange trench
#

I have that one as well no clue

harsh cargo
#

Anyone done old mission qt new grad OA

gusty vector
oblique karma
#

not even sure what to expect tbh, is it just standard lc or what

wicked lotus
#

I received am email from IMC about my visa status after perf OA for swe intern. Does IMC not sponsor CPT for F-1? Is it a bad sign?

exotic eagle
#

might be stupid q but does optiver ever call back for qt or qr without perfect oa

limpid pulsar
#

they dont expect perfect oa

exotic eagle
hazy cargo
marble hemlock
#

Js send invite here at 12am for a min

slate pond
#

does anyone know what drw qt oa is like?

low ermine
#

ng?

thick bay
#

Is sig oa auto

strange trench
#

I think so

#

I got it and I’m 100% blacklisted

magic tinsel
#

huh

#

why is my sig qt oa 60mins

#

wasn’t it 14q in 20m

celest vale
#

17q, 60mins

gusty vector
#

2-3 business days for me

gusty vector
#

no i'll just say " im sorry i didnt know you were sigma" and then i'll ask for referral

#

guys if u apply qt and swe at one firm do u ever get both processes

gusty vector
#

anyone taken js on-site?

left shadow
#

or is it you?

left shadow
rotund glacier
#

I work at M Capital

gusty vector
rotund glacier
#

My DMs are off

fresh swallow
#

what

#

Mine for cpp dev was at least

left shadow
left shadow
# rotund glacier I work at M Capital

I had planned to read a Python book for the OA preparation, but now I feel like it’s not worth it because I don’t have a chance to crack it.

I feel comfortable with the LC, but I’m not sure how to prepare for the 50 MCQs about Python.

rotund glacier
#

Yes

rotund glacier
rare basin
#

now that you say it...

left shadow
#

Ngl I would love to work for the best-selling tortilla company.

gusty vector
magic tinsel
# celest vale 17q, 60mins

thank you for responding. Do you think you can tell me if it was like all probability/stats or with linalg/calc thrown in too?

strange trench
#

fellas

#

for the quantic OA the last problem I did all the work up to the last point but then ran out of time to write the return statement

#

am i cooked LOLLLL

left shadow
rotund glacier
#

I started working there 5vyears ago

left shadow
#

Though I’m probably older than you 😂

naive jackal
#

got 13/15 and 15/15 and got the interview

low ermine
low ermine
pearl parcel
#

well they better be targeting 12 year olds cause the easiest way to get an interview is to go to a top school

magic tinsel
#

I’d happily run one of these but i gotta get a quant job myself first 😔