#quants-n-traders

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late bear
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This is how most people find out

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But quant trader vs qr vs swe @ quant are all diff

brisk trellis
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are those internships showing swe at quant firms

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i thought that was just for base pay tho

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damn

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okay

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also i thought yall were joking about mental math

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in the interviews

queen sorrel
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Bro what

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150/hr and 25k sign on

late bear
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hes talking about radix

brisk trellis
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das crazy

queen sorrel
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That’s more than most yearly salaries

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I need one of these internship apps to convert

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That’s gonna be a 733% raise for me

brisk trellis
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but 103k for one internship

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that is literally the yearly salary if i get a return offer at t-mobile rn

queen sorrel
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But like 5R is 120 +15k

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Same with js

tender zodiac
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if you look at the comp for these places you are going to get blindsided

queen sorrel
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And BW gives a car

brisk trellis
queen sorrel
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Free car rental

brisk trellis
queen sorrel
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Vactic free breakfast lunch and dinner

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These are interesting benefits

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I’m a freshman idk this stuff

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Why does AWS pay less than amazon?

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Prolly just reporting I guess

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9-5?

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Prolly more like 5-9 though

brisk trellis
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literally how

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none of that stuff is posted on here

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OH

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they pay overtime?

queen sorrel
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225/hr 😍

brisk trellis
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bro I had to do overtime at t-mobile and i didnt get paid for it

queen sorrel
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Sign on? Or monthly

brisk trellis
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and i get paid 20/hr

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probably cause im a hs intern

queen sorrel
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$20 is high af for HS students

brisk trellis
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they should at least pay overtime tho

queen sorrel
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I prolly got resume screened at DE Shaw

brisk trellis
queen sorrel
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But I’m freshman

brisk trellis
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do you got projects and shit on your resume?

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do swe projects work for quant internships?

queen sorrel
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I got an options model I made

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Making $ on it

brisk trellis
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what

brisk trellis
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self learing or in school

queen sorrel
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It was pretty simple actually

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Just got some time series data and started doing calculations until i found something that worked

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Brownian motion

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And MCS

lost leaf
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congrats on belvedere!!! so proud

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best biostats outcome

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15 texas shillings per fortnight

queen sorrel
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I’ll take $72/hr any day

brisk trellis
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math class

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or what

queen sorrel
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I just knew it

brisk trellis
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understandable

queen sorrel
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But some googling research articles

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I’m thinking about doing a PyTorch tutorial, make some neural network stuff

lost leaf
queen sorrel
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I can fake 2026 but 2025 is pushing it

empty osprey
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isnt it a technical?

rose holly
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Trivia

rugged rampart
trim wharf
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^

lost leaf
lost leaf
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Greater quantity of internet clouds or whatever the kids these days talk about

hoary finch
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anyone got ghosted by jane street?

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yes but one of my friends just straight up got resume rejected lol

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he applied instantly

queen sorrel
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I mean I applied as a 27 right when it came out and didn’t get rejected yet

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Waiting for the rejection

low vault
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bru

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as 27 ??? gg

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hmm should i apply js hmm

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dun wanna get banned

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if not good enuf

queen sorrel
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I think they only blacklist for swe

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Or that’s what someone told me

low vault
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how long is it for?

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i heard it was only for a term

queen sorrel
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Dayum i got to live up to him

low vault
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i mean as long as you get a job you'll have a better resume next time

lyric loom
low vault
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maybe i misremembered xd

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argh interview in 30 minute and im so tired

queen sorrel
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Gl

brisk trellis
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@queen sorrel if you get an interview before taking any classes you are him

autumn aspen
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is citadel trading OA auto?

queen sorrel
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Ight I got a month to find a company that’ll interview me then

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I think only swe is auto

autumn aspen
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gotcha thanks so much!

amber yacht
queen sorrel
amber yacht
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Nice

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@pure hamlet yo

queen sorrel
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Yeah Charlie showed me this server

amber yacht
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oh god 💀

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Liam we gotta meet

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Bro you can’t even get pass ats

queen sorrel
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Yeah at least I’m not the HSer though

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I’ve been told

amber yacht
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Wait quant rejects sophomores even lol

queen sorrel
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I think most places do that

amber yacht
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Every girl auto rejects charlie

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O de

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Fr

low vault
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mmhmm

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ic

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im considering saving js for summer 2025 lol

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idk

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shrugs

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i basically get 2 shots for final year stuff since our degree is normally 5 years

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going into 3rd

queen sorrel
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Aug 30

amber yacht
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Yoooo

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I might be there Aug 30 but prob in Boston tbh

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I have to move in

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Stfu

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No

queen sorrel
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Me and Charlie do

amber yacht
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Anthony Davis

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Congrats on ur uni

queen sorrel
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Just be better

amber yacht
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Switch to guys instead

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True

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Do u work at stripe

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Refer me

low vault
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oooooooooooof

amber yacht
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Wagie

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Cope

low vault
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wait but ik someone whos js 4th

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actually 2 people

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js 4th coop

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damn

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cursed af

amber yacht
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Js looks for waterloo people specifically?

low vault
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ramp mentioned smth about 16week stuff for loo

amber yacht
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Oh I see

low vault
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when i was applying last night

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i just put 2025 because whatever

amber yacht
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Wait fr

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LOL

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What’s the backstory

low vault
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5 dogs

queen sorrel
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They have a list of schools and loos not on it

low vault
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but uoft is there

queen sorrel
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But 5 IITs are

low vault
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so its not just "Top N us"

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lmao id rather do js > cit

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i want some semblance of wlb ok

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:pleading:

amber yacht
solar axle
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Lies

obsidian flare
queen sorrel
amber yacht
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Yeah exactly lol

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They got university of californi on there lol

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So UC riverside got a better chance than Brown 💀

late bear
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actually true

amber yacht
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Dashboard engineering at citsec

queen sorrel
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Nah US schools barely look at sat anymore

late bear
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even better just apply then

queen sorrel
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All they care about are ECs

late bear
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wait what

amber yacht
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Wtf rly

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Lol

late bear
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i was about to say i masked up and took that

queen sorrel
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And you get a calc to do 2x=4, final x

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Yeah but on virtual everything you can use a calculator for

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So ppl don’t need to know addition

amber yacht
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I think the overhead of using the calculator is nontrivial

ocean gazelle
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I wouldn’t say 2

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I would use on abt 15%

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like there were exponentials you def couldn’t do by hand in the time limit

amber yacht
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Lol do you even have fruit

queen sorrel
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I would just plot the graphs and match it

ocean gazelle
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when tower swe 😡

amber yacht
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Why didnt you throw them out tho

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O rip

queen sorrel
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Get a cup of fruit and slowly move it outside

amber yacht
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Bruh

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Try vacuuming the flies

amber yacht
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@pure hamlet <- type of mf to constexpr a mutex

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Also never heard of timed mutex before

low vault
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ok im pretty sure i got completely desstroyed

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:welp:

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shaw

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final round

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got hit with a bunch of random stuff and wasn't really sure how to respond

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we got through like 900 questions

ocean gazelle
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what is this

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no like what site

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doesn’t look like cppref ui

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ah

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these r so good

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the Carl Cook optiver one was rly nice

queen sorrel
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Does Shaw send rejects or ghost?

ocean gazelle
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I got recruited by a recruiter then I got fucking resume screened

queen sorrel
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Yeah idk

low vault
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i got absolutely slammed for my 3rd round

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im worried i just completely bombed it

queen sorrel
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I also put I had 8 years of Python experience

amber yacht
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What if we use c++ instead

low vault
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i got asked every type of question

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behaviourla

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conceptual

queen sorrel
low vault
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"how would you design X system"

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data structures

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LC

amber yacht
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Wait what lol

ocean gazelle
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these r fermi mainly

low vault
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numerical methods

low vault
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C++ trivia

amber yacht
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Why tf they using js

queen sorrel
low vault
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im cooked

amber yacht
ocean gazelle
amber yacht
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Lines of code for what

low vault
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ig

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but worse if rej

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😢

amber yacht
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Lmao fermi question

queen sorrel
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On the app they ask for each language, how many years and how many lines written

amber yacht
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I’ve never used js before

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I think I’ve typed <100 lines in python

low vault
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maybe like

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15 questions or something idk

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idk man

queen sorrel
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I put 8th python, 4 years Java, 0 of other 2

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And like 50k, 20k lines

ocean gazelle
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50k is insane

low vault
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lol i put 120k C++

amber yacht
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Ain’t no way

low vault
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competitive programming lol

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its just the same thing

amber yacht
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Oh checks out

low vault
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so doesn't mean much

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also cos i have a long ass template

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like 40-50 lines

amber yacht
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Template for USACO?

queen sorrel
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My theory was 4 classes, 200 lines/week plus lc

low vault
amber yacht
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Idk I never did competitive programming

low vault
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but most olympiads dont allow templates lol

amber yacht
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Wdym judges

low vault
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online judges

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like practice stuff

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codeforces, dmoj, etc.

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I did do usaco but didnt take it super super seriously cos im not american

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did pre well once in g12 but that bout it

ocean gazelle
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bruh I put like 12-15k

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I felt like that was reasonable

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and then 20k for C++

low vault
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i mean technically I've done a lot of C++

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I did wc -l *.cpp on my dmoj repository and it was over 120k

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its just that it's not actually desmontrative of how much C++ I've written, especially at a production level

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🇨🇦

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spoj kinda looks 🥴

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dmoj is funny cos the largest dmoj clone/instance is not dmoj

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oh yeah I got one too

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kinda fumbled it tho

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😩

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nerves

amber yacht
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Is that the performance one

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Easy talk

hexed rock
oblique orbit
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Is sig Trader oa Auto

amber yacht
hexed rock
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W

amber yacht
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Poggers championship

rose holly
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Are you a cper

brisk trellis
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W

empty meteor
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You got JS intern interview request today?

rose holly
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that’s a lie

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I’m the JS recruiter, I sent him interview request toda

tulip sapphire
rose holly
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Just apply with a different email

rose holly
stiff girder
tulip sapphire
rose holly
tulip sapphire
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Ik people who have to pay to eat lol, same with other big tech places

rose holly
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Did u apply this year or last year?

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AVG Anti virus?

lost leaf
stiff girder
rose holly
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Yeah u need to wait 1 year on ur email, but for next season you can just apply with different email

tulip sapphire
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LinkedIn though 🤤

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Google has some chefs right

rose holly
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What food does firm have…

rose holly
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Yea I was on cooldown for an email so I just applied with a different email and got moved on with the process

tulip sapphire
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Not gonna say more publicly but they pay that much for a reason lol

Anyone who has to pay that much is doing so cuz people wouldn’t otherwise work there

rose holly
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They could

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Yea but it’s not likely

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Meh, as long as the food is good then it is fine

tulip sapphire
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Hey did I mention that I used to work on machine learning at CITADEL

tulip sapphire
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This is me

rose holly
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Wow

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Nice

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You’re cracked

tulip sapphire
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I worked on machine learning

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At citadel

tulip sapphire
rose holly
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Bros retirement job is vatic

queen sorrel
rose holly
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Can I get a vatic referral too

hexed rock
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do not ping (ex-ML at citadel | prev: citadel (ML) | past: ML (citadel))

rose holly
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I have FACANG on my resume

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💀

lost leaf
rose holly
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If li deng threatens to leave if vatic don’t give him bj what will vatic do?

rose holly
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Yes

stiff girder
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current interns also

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iirc ur guranteed phone if you get referral

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1 onsite 3 x 1 hour

tulip sapphire
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The Harvard club one?

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Dw I’m just talking about how I did ML at cit

amber yacht
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Me

brisk trellis
rose holly
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Capital One (quant firm) 😄

lost leaf
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he's got a HUGE personality (citation count)

late bear
rose holly
amber yacht
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Chipotle quant

brisk trellis
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yo do quants like wear suits and shit like hedge fund analysts

rose holly
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No

queen sorrel
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Nah

brisk trellis
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i’m really starting to dislike the swe typically fit

amber yacht
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Lmao

rose holly
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They go shirtless I think

brisk trellis
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half these people look homeless

amber yacht
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And pantless

rose holly
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What wrong w that

runic grotto
amber yacht
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No shirts no socks no service

rose holly
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Maybe they are homeless

brisk trellis
rose holly
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Swes here helicopter too

brisk trellis
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what

rose holly
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🚁

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Ru starting ur own quant firm?

brisk trellis
rose holly
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Just do dropshipping and make million robux

brisk trellis
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first i need to become a quant

sand willow
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bro

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the hs senior is back

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get into college first bro

brisk trellis
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first i need to get into college*

brisk trellis
sand willow
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first you need to get out of this server*

queen sorrel
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Nah he can stay in the server

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Just get into college

sand willow
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lmao

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ill spare him

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kekw

queen sorrel
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Then get FAANG internship

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Then get quant

brisk trellis
sand willow
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getting ahead of urself

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focus on one thing at a time

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um

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yes

rose holly
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Yeah everyone gets amazon

sand willow
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amzn is fairly ez to get

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as frosh even

rose holly
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Someone got amazon before college

sand willow
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theyre afe

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thats not real lmao

rose holly
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💀

sand willow
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or its a real intern but

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they didnt go thru the process

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yk

rose holly
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They did

sand willow
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aint no way

brisk trellis
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i’m finna get quant fresh year 😤 (i’m going to end up homeless)

rose holly
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They faked grad date

sand willow
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how tf did they fake

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their school

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oh wait

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before starting college

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or like

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in hs

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no

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like

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while in hs?

rose holly
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Not in hs

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After hs

sand willow
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yeah

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wait lmao this story sounds familliar

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🤣

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u remember

rose holly
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💀

sand willow
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the guy

rose holly
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That’s who I’m talking about ☠️

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Was it real

vernal hornet
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@acoustic quarry spangoat

sand willow
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hmmm

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maybe

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he was real

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perhaps

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he was real

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🤷

rose holly
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Idk who he is

sand willow
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idk either

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💀

rose holly
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💀

sand willow
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who @rose holly

runic grotto
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@rose holly you’re not real

rose holly
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.

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I’m ogbjie

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OOS

trim wharf
rose holly
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Pbjpie

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💀

sand willow
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pbjpie is a figment of our imagination

sand willow
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yeah it was me lmfao

rose holly
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💀

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Poker player got amazon pre collegr

sand willow
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yeah and now that im here i fucking hate it

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swe is so boring

late bear
rose holly
sand willow
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zon kekw

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its been 1 year since the incident

late bear
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zon actually drains me

amber yacht
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How many dashboards have you made

sand willow
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0 actually

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they making me make a full tool

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its worse than dashboard

brisk trellis
sand willow
brisk trellis
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the most boring thing i’ve done all year

sand willow
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why u out here making dashboard

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lmao

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i mean

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resume is resume

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🤷

brisk trellis
amber yacht
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Bro building a dashboard to apply to college

brisk trellis
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i’m making a dashboard rn

sand willow
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fr

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bro tmobile interning hs people?

brisk trellis
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yea

sand willow
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buy tmobile puts

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BUY T-MOBILE PUTS

amber yacht
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Bullish

late bear
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wait when did they open t mobile interns for hs

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what program is that

brisk trellis
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bro my manager said we are going to do this earnings

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trust

brisk trellis
sand willow
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bro ur manager is a lie KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

brisk trellis
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only for certain school districts

sand willow
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no

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not a liar

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a lie

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💀

serene coral
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can someone explain the difference between quant dev and swe probably a stupid question but I was curious

brisk trellis
sand willow
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quant dev and quant swe?

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i think theyre effectively the same most places no?

serene coral
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no like a regular swe at faang

sand willow
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quant swe and normal swe are wildly diff

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oh

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quant swe you're def working more with c++ and trying to optimize for speed

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and precision matters more than delivering large products

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and you're in a finance setting

amber yacht
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Crud apps at faang

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Rope

sand willow
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faang pays peanuts

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quant pays decent

serene coral
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cause I like doing the algorithms, math and finance stuff so people were saying I should try doing quant

brisk trellis
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my brother which jobs are you comparing quant to say they make decent

serene coral
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i don't really like web dev stuff

brisk trellis
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what job out there pays more than quants entry level

sand willow
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not good

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bankr obbery pays better

brisk trellis
sand willow
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imo

amber yacht
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Unemployment pays better than quant :/

serene coral
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if you had a swe internship and apply for quant does that help?

sand willow
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yes

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def

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stronger resume always helps

serene coral
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cause I just had my first internship but

sand willow
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yea

serene coral
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it wasn't quant related

sand willow
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its ok

amber yacht
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It doesn’t matter

sand willow
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still apply champ

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you got nothing to lose

brisk trellis
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what are my chances of getting quant freshman year if i have a t-mobile internship and 5 projects

serene coral
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I also started doing competitive programming does that help not really highly rated on codeforces because I haven't had as much time to grind

brisk trellis
amber yacht
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I’m being fr lol

brisk trellis
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ik you are

lusty mantle
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how are you still focusing on quant 💀

late bear
sand willow
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bro apply to college

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lmfao

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get out of here

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and write ur essays

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dont waste time here

brisk trellis
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i already wrote my essays

sand willow
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review them

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aint no way they're good

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where u applying

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you dont get into MIT with 1 day of writing essays brodie

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takes months

amber yacht
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Bro needs to write a common app not a cover letter

sand willow
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and even then u get rejected

brisk trellis
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uw, uw bothell, usc, uc berkeley for now

sand willow
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codeforces is a timesink

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useless

brisk trellis
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i’m not wasting my money applying to ivies

sand willow
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applying to the best possible schools in the world = waste of money
lurking on this discord tryna get into quant when you aren't even applying to ivies = not a waste of time

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great logic

amber yacht
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Bro wants to do quant but doesn’t want to apply to ivies

sand willow
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if you think applying to ivies is a waste of money

sand willow
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you arent getting in anywhere

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you fundamentally have bad logic

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lmfao

serene coral
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if you don't get into quant as new grad after a few years of working in the swe industry do they care about school or is it just about your work experience?

sand willow
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if u dm mem i can give u some

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resume review tips

serene coral
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I want to be a quant swe

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^

sand willow
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yeah then swe will def help

serene coral
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I thought you were still optmizing trading algorithms and stuff

sand willow
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ig thats quant dev then

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hm

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red pocket dyk when akuna oa2 comes

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after first coding oa

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and math oa

amber yacht
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Is quant dev performance or is that quant swe

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Confused now

serene coral
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wait so are they different? and is they pay difference insane?

amber yacht
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Ngmi

sand willow
serene coral
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apparently my buddy's friend got into Radix trading with 800k starting is that average or top .01%?

sand willow
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i think is what red pocket is saying

amber yacht
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Ok

serene coral
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lol

amber yacht
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Larp

sand willow
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the girth is what its worth

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the bands i got from one year of working were very girthy

serene coral
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I can't tell if ya'll are messing with me lol

sand willow
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yeah hahah they are

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800k is very

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below avg

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id say like

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most quants

amber yacht
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Lol

sand willow
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espec like JS

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you expecting

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1.8?

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1,9?

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M

lost current
sand willow
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nah if u making < 500k u doing smth hella worng

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u go to community college fr

amber yacht
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No matter how much you make you’re still a wagie

sand willow
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most traders are making like

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2M

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a year

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roughly

serene coral
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I mean in general I ws gonna saay like 300k a year is very good

sand willow
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yeah thats 1/7th of @blissful kite 's yearly

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lmao

serene coral
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lol

sand willow
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n = 17

amber yacht
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{}

lusty mantle
lost current
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might as well be a janitor atp

sand willow
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no cap

amber yacht
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@sand willow bro I think I follow you on IG lmao

lost leaf
sand willow
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who art thou

lost leaf
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cant even live in texas on 300k

serene coral
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anyways I've applied to a few imc trading and point72 but not sure and last summer applied to some company called chicago trading company got an oa but even with 90% they said I didn't have enough experience

lost current
sand willow
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what school

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what is ur xp

lost leaf
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10k a year is like 500k a year in nyc, cope

brisk trellis
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@analog stratus what uni did you go to or still go to

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if you don’t mind me asking

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i’m just tryna see if ivy league is needed for quant

brisk trellis
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@sand willow my brother you aren’t a quant yet either start worrying about your interviews instead of cope reacting to all my messages

sand willow
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i have an interview monday

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i got back from work like

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15 mins ago

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and i was eating

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and bored

brisk trellis
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(i’m going to end up homeless and you will be a quant pm)

sand willow
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thats why

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🤣

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im sure

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you'll make it

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but again

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focus on writing essays ‼️

brisk trellis
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aye sir

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i go now

sand willow
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seriously takes months

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yes

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im a cs major i will take all teh dickriding

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i can get

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barely any

brisk trellis
#

i was trying to not seem like a child having a breakdown

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and add a lil bit of funny

sand willow
tender zodiac
#

meet me at the back of devry university

amber yacht
#

🥩 🚲

lost current
tender zodiac
lost current
amber yacht
#

HYPDSM

brisk trellis
#

bruh this phoenix university washington edition 💀💀💀

queen sorrel
#

I’ve seen mongo in like half of them

lost current
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mern -> mean 🤩

split lintel
lost current
lost current
#

uiowa tier -1 transcends every school

solar axle
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Due to stress

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High stress environment

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That’s why the tc compensated for it

amber yacht
#

Yea but tc

queen sorrel
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Retire in 30s though

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Work 10 yrs

solar axle
#

It’s so hard to break into though

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You gotta be a legend

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And I’ll be that one day ✅

queen sorrel
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I did lol

runic grotto
queen sorrel
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After some point you can retire and do some personal trading and algos

solar axle
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If you’re really passionate about it

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Why would you wanna retire early?

lost current
solar axle
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I’ve made so many shitty mistakes look back at it

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It hurts

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For sure for sure

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You just gotta move on

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Being positive I’ve made a lot of good decisions as well

robust totem
amber yacht
#

Do you guys think taking a compilers class (in ocaml) is useful for quant swe/dev

solar axle
#

But I still have time to redeem myself thouh

amber yacht
#

I was thinking like if I want to do performance then I can’t take the compiler as a black box forever

runic grotto
#

GT should be enough for all big firms besides Jump

lost current
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quant dev cope outcome

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i mean someone made it from tech last yr, viasat pipeline too op

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he shall join soon, someone else from tech
dude carried me in graph theory

amber yacht
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That’s a good reason to choose gt

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Bruh

lost current
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tbh tho, if ur good enough u should be able to make it as long as school isn't complete pisslow

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prob top 3 hardest math classes at tech

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u should switch to theory

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if ur good enough to get good internships, u can offset 40k cost p easily lol

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like not super rare to make 30k-40k in an internship

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taing here pays 8 dollars/hr

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acc rope outocme

queen sorrel
runic grotto
lost current
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and u get 0.50 raise eveyr sem

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afterwards

runic grotto
#

This sounds very bad

queen sorrel
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At an internship???

lost current
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kb the 🐐

queen sorrel
#

Lol

amber yacht
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Also graph theory is fun

lost current
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damn fr? highest i gotten so far was close to 50k

queen sorrel
#

Not if it’s more than my net worth

rose holly
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@runic grotto

amber yacht
queen sorrel
#

If they take me i would

amber yacht
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Hi

lost current
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is this w overtime or r u salaried?

rose holly
#

Dude is 70 years old

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Yuh

lost current
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inch resting

rose holly
#

Why u still working at 70

amber yacht
#

Tcs or like grad probability but probably not the latter

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Or some graph theory or combo class maybe

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Bro i’m not good at math

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Ya

rose holly
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Yeah Steve Harvey is good

amber yacht
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Rope

lost current
lost current
#

also real analysis is p nice to know in general

rose holly
#

Chill he just know his limits

amber yacht
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I’m ass at probability

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Probably won’t take that

lost current
amber yacht
#

It’s not really an option

sand willow
#

optiver

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praying

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lmfao

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im doing compilers

amber yacht
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They teach measure theory in the class

sand willow
#

just to do compilrs

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omg

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charlie

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hi

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💀

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u also taking

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compilers

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why

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rofl

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what r u takin

queen sorrel
#

Bruh didn’t you have to schedule classes like 2 months ago

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And didn’t you also take abstract algebra as a freshman

sand willow
#

thx ❤️

oblique orbit
#

Does anyone know if SIG trading oa is auto

coarse blaze
#

its not

lost current
lyric loom
potent iron
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@blissful kite u getting 70k for the summer?

vale wave
#

lmao

queen sorrel
#

70/hr?

lost current
vale wave
#

im snaggin that emote

lost current
#

applying to a couple places for ng/intern

runic grotto
#

Wow this is a really good emote

runic grotto
vale wave
lost current
vale wave
#

after ur junior year one?

lost current
vale wave
#

ah

brisk trellis
#

is it possible for transfer students to get an internship while in cc?

vale wave
#

anything you want to focus on the masters?

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like ml or smthn?

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or would you prefer to j hop in workforce

brisk trellis
#

kk

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so not really

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wait what

lost current
brisk trellis
#

i would think you would get auto screened out

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is that not the case?

lost current
vale wave
#

that's sort of interesting like

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you can sign up for bs/ms and then not do

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when is the tuition due

brisk trellis
#

what

vale wave
#

actually you'd probably know way in advance

lost current
#

and quit ms

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lol

vale wave
#

ye i mean like

brisk trellis
#

ohhh

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that’s what you mean

vale wave
#

if you pay tuition

brisk trellis
#

damn

lost current
vale wave
#

if you do ms but want to quit im saying

brisk trellis
#

i just wanna make some strategies to trade stocks using math

vale wave
#

so like u pay and then quit

amber yacht
#

Bro is “passionate” about quant while still in hs

brisk trellis
#

i’m not passionate

lost current
vale wave
#

but your'e applying a lot in advance

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cracked

brisk trellis
#

i was just wondering if i should go the transfer route or would that put me behind fellow applicants cause no internship while in cc

vale wave
#

since ur applying for ng now tho, if u get smthn good anytime in senior year, can dip before starting ms

brisk trellis
#

i don’t want quant in hs 💀

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i ain’t getting that

tender zodiac
#

lol

vale wave
#

that is not what he meant

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xd

vale wave
#

good strat ill do that too

late bear
vale wave
#

kekw

amber yacht
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Wait what don’t you need to have citizenship to work at a national lab

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Or am I tripping

rugged rampart
#

For gov funded

amber yacht
#

Hmge

lost current
#

u going for r and d route thanospog ?

amber yacht
#

L3 crud apps engineer

lost current
#

snowflake 🐐 outcome anyways

late bear
#

theres some pretty good hpc people at llnl

vale wave
#

snowgoat

late bear
#

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory

vale wave
#

"federally funded"

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Over

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mickey

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hello charlie

low vault
#

hol up

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did u mention that u interned at huawei

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o damn

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legend

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mhmm

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idk if i got the exp tho 😩

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but shore :O

rose holly
#

Send

potent iron
#

I have a behavioral today. Whats a good question to ask them at the end?

lost current
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oh it's because i took the most ml classes im interested at my uni so figured might as well do hpc classes for my ms degree cuz that's probably the 2nd most interesting thing for me at least for ms

lost leaf
#

tons of fun tricks to get stuff going faster.

lost current
lost leaf
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and doing an internship for the rest of the credentials

lost current
lost leaf
#

now just resist going into the career ending absorbing state of quant

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see u at openai triton team

tender zodiac
quasi orbit
#

yes

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did both

lost leaf
#

i cant wait to go to radix sort CRUD consulting!!!

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i get paid 1 packing peanut per fiscal year

languid briar
#

damn bruv

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big dubs

ocean gazelle
lost leaf
#

radix sort crud consulting php web developer intern

twin cloud
#

nah there’s more interviews

lost leaf
#

bro im not even in quant wtf 😭

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@quiet meadow is a fed

rose holly
#

@slender bluff did you get trader or swe offer?

lost leaf
#

Thanks!! I'll see you at radix soon smile thanks for the referral!

rose holly
#

damn congrats, mind if I dm

brisk trellis
#

@lost leaf W

lost leaf
#

I can't wait to give some referrals to Radix CRUD Systems Consulting!!!

oblique orbit
#

Anyone know what akuna trading coding hackerrank is like?

rose holly
#

Ru still giving referrals?

hexed rock
#

my man gozer put in the work.. so proud… hes been grinding for this moment since he was born

rose holly
#

He closed his dms

lost leaf
#

sometimes i lose hope in humanity after seeing how fucking stupid some people are

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this may or may not be one of those times

rose holly
hexed rock
lost leaf
# hexed rock ok mr radix stop flexing your intellect on us

To be quite frank, one does need to have a rather significant amount of intellect to comprehend Richard & Mortimer. Why, just yesterday I attempted to show my cousin (who has just entered his seventh year) the episode where the titular character, Rick, turns himself into a pickled cucumber. He laughed at the mere thought of a man become fermented vegetable, but I sat there watching, lamenting the deeper message: the death of intellectual pursuit, the desensitization to societal filth, muck, and mire, and the shameless abandonment of psychological understanding.

At the end my cousin turned to me and proclaimed, "I am the scientist that was once named Rick, but I have now become a pickled cucumber. Look at me, I am pickled Rick!", and I could not help but smile, not that the line he had just recited was humorous, but at the realization that this, in front of my very eyes, was the sum of what the episode had just warned against.

I cannot blame my cousin just as much as a man cannot blame a dog for consuming its own bile. It merely does not know any better, and what could be said about a man who judges things he does not have merit to judge?

rose holly
#

That’s @rose holly

sand willow
#

anyone know what akuna asks in vid interview for trader

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ok

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how dicken

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like

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any examples/shit to study

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or nah

frigid zealot
#

does jane street do referrals? or should i just cold apply

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cuz i heard JS doesnt have referral bonuses and i dont want someones reputation to go down w my bad interview performance

runic grotto
#

No

potent iron
#

Is Akuna OA 2 for qt automatic or based on OA 1 performance?

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The coding one

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🤣

oblique orbit
#

Trading round 2

potent iron
oblique orbit
#

I’ve heard it’s lc med/hard

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Not confident at all

potent iron
#

same

queen sorrel
#

Where’s my Jane street reject? I applied right when it came out

queen sorrel
#

Nah

rose holly
#

Yah

hexed rock
#

you just gotta believe copium

timid talon
#

hello everyone, im an incoming freshman to cs and would like to land a quant internship, where do i get started

queen sorrel
#

Ayy fellow freshman

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Start applying to places and see who gives an interview

amber yacht
#

hello everyone, im an incoming freshman to cs and would like to land a quant internship, where do i get started

brisk trellis
#

they give free car rental tho

queen sorrel
#

Yeah fs

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Wait y’all are all sophmores and jrs and are trolling me

brisk trellis
#

i think

main totem
#

For the price of $49/head I will do the same

queen sorrel
#

Just did

amber yacht
#

For the price of head I will do the same

sand willow
#

add me

amber yacht
#

Add me

tired yacht
#

Hi fellow quantmates

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I’m on that daily grind for Jane street quant trader

plush trout
#

Can i get added too? Thanks

slim lantern
#

@lost current hows your experience been working at palantir? What're your thoughts on the company's direction as a whole?

potent iron
#

How many questions is sig qt oa?

languid briar
#

add me too

amber yacht
#

idk open it and see

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if it looks normal its fine

amber yacht
sand willow
#

wtf is this

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why are yall here

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lmfao

rose holly
#

💀

#

Wecu does strike me as a league of legends player

potent iron
#

Anyone know cutoff for sig qt OA?

cyan shoal
cyan shoal
#

Whend u do the oa if u don’t mind

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Cause it might not be auto

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I turned it in jul 21st haven’t gotten anything

potent iron
#

I did it last week

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Oh ok

cyan shoal
#

Do u mind me asking how u did or at least think u did

potent iron
#

I think I did pretty decent

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Sequences were tough

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Maybe 50+ on math and 15+ sequences

cyan shoal
#

Bruh I got 70+ math 20+ sequences

potent iron
#

Oh shit

#

Idk then

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I submitted 7/19

cyan shoal
#

Thanks

low vault
#

Cubist KEPL phone was interesting

solar axle
#

Add me

neat junco
low vault
#

LOL

hearty rivet
#

could i get added

winged magnet
#

me too 🙏

night topaz
#

aren't you like... only snowflake offer world?

#

pretty insane

lost current
low vault
#

wait @verbal ocean which term is it for snow

#

should i just apply on ww next term or externally asap

#

ah okay

#

would they interview me for WT3 or just autoreject?

#

I think if I don't get resume screened out I have a good chance of getting it

#

LOL

#

but i think they'll catch my fib

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:weary;

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wtf

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i did that twice

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and no phone

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😩

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actually age gapped

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❄️

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mhmm

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i mean im fine w that

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name good enuf 😩

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should i just apply externally as 25

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lulw