CINEMATIC WAITING ROOM

[torpid moth]

LEZZGOOO ERIK

[untold scaffold]

At 1 min remaining

[heavy jungle]

Robert is such a vibe name

[fresh valve]

Unless riot absolutely hurts Erik

[crimson parcel]

The goat

[fresh valve]

HELP

[stray geyser]

longest 3 mins of my life

[dusty oriole]

That’s oomf fr

[torpid moth]

I can hear typinh

[fresh valve]

2 MORE MINUTES

GUYS

GUYS 2 MORE

[lost siren]

WAIT REAL

[dusty oriole]

Uni is coomf (cool oomf)

[sick badge]

imagine viper walks in and picks up the snakes to start the cinematic

[dusty oriole]

IM SO EXCITED GUYS IM SHAKEING

[raw sandal]

I DONT THINK WE CAN DO IT IN TIME RN

IM QUAKING

[heavy jungle]

last chance to grab water or bathroom!

[warped flower]

02:35 for me rn

[raw sandal]

BIGTIME

[lost siren]

I WOULD CRY

[stray geyser]

ITS GONNA BE REALL

[lost siren]

LETS JUST HOP ON A CALL

[crimson parcel]

I barely have time to turn on my pc

Always running late

[torpid moth]

Pls let the cinematic be more that 15 minutes

[empty robin]

THE STREAMS BEEN ON FOR TWO HOURS?

[sick badge]

YALL WATER N BATHROOM N FOOD N WHATEVER

[crimson parcel]

5h no ?

[stray geyser]

if the cimematic is actyally mv im gonna lose my mind

[empty robin]

oh i mistyped

[torpid moth]

1 MINUTE YALLL IM SHAKING

[lost siren]

ah yes lemme just grab my wc rq

[empty robin]

i meant 4 hours but FIVE?

[crimson parcel]

And I know some people here have been watched all of it

[dusty oriole]

I need 10 minute cinematic hella dialogue not music video

[warped flower]

Yoink

[raw sandal]

OKAY SURE LETS DO IT

[stray geyser]

need thnem to yap my ear off

[warped flower]

Ur wc is mine now >:)

[lost siren]

OKAY JUST TELL ME WHERE TO GO

[raw sandal]

COME ON RU BE FAST

[dusty oriole]

I HAVE BEEN ON THIS STREAM SINCE 8PM AND JT IS NOW ALMOST 2AM

i need this lore bro

[sick badge]

1.35 MINUTES

[untold eagle]

1 minute 30 for me

[raw sandal]

genewal?

[stray geyser]

almost 7am......

[crimson parcel]

Its fine im on the stream

[lost siren]

we can

[raw sandal]

oki

[lost siren]

this one right

[waxen valve]

Guys they are deffo not only announcing lore, making players wait 5h for a cinematic will be dumb.. there has to be something more to it

[torpid moth]

OMGGG

[raw sandal]

yurr

[heavy arch]

-# we totally didn't make them up btw

[untold eagle]

RISE

[sick badge]

RISE

[torpid moth]

RISE

[muted storm]

50 seconds

[untold eagle]

RISE

[stray vector]

RISE

[sullen sage]

RISE

[stray geyser]

RISE

[sick badge]

THE BEEPS

[empty robin]

1 MINUTE

[dusty oriole]

OH M TOF

[torpid moth]

RISE

[empty robin]

RISE

[sick badge]

RISE

[dusty oriole]

SNSJJSS

[untold eagle]

RISEEEE

[dusty oriole]

ITS HAPPENING

[heavy jungle]

LOL well I'm a fan!!

[sullen sage]

IM SHAKING

[dusty oriole]

IM LOCKED IN

[stray geyser]

PLEAS EPSEED PLEASE

[dusty oriole]

IM LOCKED IN

[stray geyser]

I NEED THIS

MY MOM IS KINDA HOMELESS

[dusty oriole]

IM READYYYYYYY

FIVE HOURS OF WAITING

[oblique ferry]

HOLY BUDGET

[torpid moth]

LETS GO VIPERRRRR

[stray geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[untold eagle]

THIRTY SECONDSSSS

[warped flower]

We’re in general voice if you guys wanna join!

[sullen sage]

20 SEVONDSS

[latent rampart]

Lemme pause my stardew real quick

[untold eagle]

AODJJSFBJSND

[sick badge]

23

22

21

20

19

18

[crimson parcel]

10 seconds

[untold eagle]

10 SECONDS

[sick badge]

SORRY

[waxen valve]

https://tenor.com/view/wheelchair-dancing-happy-happy-dance-cheering-gif-5735769911863981544

[untold eagle]

5

[fresh valve]

GUYS IM SHAKING

[warped flower]

5 SECONDS

[fresh valve]

5

[torpid moth]

ITS STARTING

[sick badge]

8

[zealous forge]

OMG

[sick badge]

7

6

5

4

3

[pliant lance]

OMG IM OS READY FOR A NEW YEAR OF VAL

[sullen sage]

OH

[crimson parcel]

Bismillah

[fresh valve]

TRANSMISSION INCOMIBG

[torpid moth]

Transmission incoming lads

[untold eagle]

TRABSMISSION INCOMING

[fresh valve]

OMG

[cosmic root]

we still gonna wait for the transimission bar to load

[fresh valve]

HEYBHURYR IT UP

HURRY IT

[cosmic root]

really

[sullen sage]

CAN THE TRANSMISSION COME FASTER

[sick badge]

WTF

[empty robin]

zRAGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[torpid moth]

WERE FLYINH

[sullen sage]

THE LOADING

[dusty oriole]

Are you

[cosmic root]

they're teasing us

[tacit sentinel]

@dusty oriole has leveled up! (3 ➜ 4)

[sullen sage]

BRUHHDHHRHER

[sick badge]

NOT THE BAR

[dusty oriole]

Ducking joking

[waxen valve]

ITS LOADING LMFAO IMAGINE RIGHT BEFORE IT ENDS IT SAYS ERROR

[sullen sage]

GAHSBHABAHABAHSBHABDHSBDHABSBABS

[sick badge]

DESCEND YALL

[oblique ferry]

IS IT ANOTHER LOADING SCREEN IM CRINE

[dusty oriole]

DONT PISS ME OFF

[heavy jungle]

BRUH

[untold eagle]

Can someone answer the transmission-

[sullen sage]

THEYRE EDGING IS MAN

[sick badge]

UNRISE

[dusty oriole]

just playing in my face rn

[warped flower]

Bruhhhhhhh

[empty robin]

THERES A LOADING SCREEN AFTER 5 hours???

[crimson parcel]

Imagine this is a bait lmao

[stray geyser]

theyre eeging us

oh my god

[latent rampart]

brother....

[untold eagle]

Sneks can you answer the transmission- 😭

[cosmic root]

i think the new intern forgot to load the video

[sullen sage]

RIOT R U READY TO D13333

[topaz moon]

oh my god i can’t with riot anymore

[stray geyser]

they play too much

[topaz moon]

they’re actually edging us

[lost siren]

im puking WHAT IF THEY MAKE US WAIT AN HOUR MORE

[sullen sage]

Ok wow

[stray geyser]

i look a fool

[topaz moon]

i hope the entire riot hq burns down bro

[dusty oriole]

DONT PISS ME AWF

[waxen valve]

COME ON VIPER YOU GUYS ARE LIKE 30 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE HOW DO WE STILL HAVE BAD WIFI

[sullen sage]

They're actually playing with us bro

[topaz moon]

fuck this game let’s go play csgo

[torpid moth]

I just know riot is laughing their asses off

[stray geyser]

IM PISSED OFFF

[topaz moon]

DONT JINX IT

[untold eagle]

THE PANNING IS SO SLOW THEY HATE USSS

[thorny garden]

this loading bar needs to fill

[stray geyser]

PLEASEEEE

[frigid zealot]

VIPER PICK IT UP

[zealous forge]

this download speed is terrible LMAOOO

[latent rampart]

Oh, it's zooming in

[oblique ferry]

AAAHHHHHH

[stray geyser]

IT NEEDS TO FILL A LITTLE FASTER????

[fresh valve]

This bas to be ragebaiting

[topaz moon]

bro why would they do this

[warped flower]

Brim’s gone

[fresh valve]

THISBHAS TO BE RAGEBAIT

[long forge]

Lmaooo

[topaz moon]

they are just playing with us atp

[dusty oriole]

Valorant legion wifi is shit

[ruby stratus]

Timer follow by a loading bar is criminal

[sick badge]

GOODBYE SNEKS

[untold eagle]

Bloody wifi, you'd expect it to be better in the VLHQ

[stray geyser]

jumping brim for this shit

[sullen sage]

Ok

[stray geyser]

somehow this is his fault

[fresh valve]

I ate brimstone

[dusty oriole]

I’m mad as hell

[stray geyser]

good

[topaz moon]

they’re gonna give us another livestream after this

[lost siren]

windows level of criminal

[fresh valve]

Riot edging us

[stray geyser]

persi i like you

[oblique ferry]

we are going way too close

[dusty oriole]

Brimstone must die

[fresh valve]

CLICKS HEELS!

[topaz moon]

that one tenz quote where he said valorant is a social experiment to see how much pain humans will willingly put themselves thru is so true rn

[zealous forge]

they on the lowest data plan

[stray geyser]

throwing him at the wall aggressibly not cutely

[crimson parcel]

Why is this so long

[lost siren]

ITS TOO SLOW

[waxen valve]

OH MY GOD RIOT

[warped flower]

I’m doing it like this

[dusty oriole]

Transmission bar taking too long so i blocked Gracie abrams

[stray geyser]

THIS SHIT SLOW AS HELL GET BETTER WIFI

[fresh valve]

Huntrix quick threaten riot to make it faster

[sick badge]

RIOT PLEASE

[empty robin]

DONT DIE BRIMSTONE YOU STILL GOT A NANOBOMB WEDDING TO ATTEND

[crimson parcel]

Laooi

[stray geyser]

BROM GET BETTER WIFI

[waxen valve]

HELP

[untold eagle]

I really hope it's taking ages to arrive because it's a long transmission

[dusty oriole]

Laooi

[fossil pilot]

Cypher fix the internet /j

[crimson parcel]

I cant do everything man

[lost siren]

AIGHT WERE TAKING OUT THE WEAPONS

[sick badge]

WHAT IS THIS BITRATE

[stray geyser]

laori

[crimson parcel]

Thats how I laugh btw

[fresh valve]

PHELP ME

[sullen sage]

PMO

[fresh valve]

Laoiilaoiloai

[stray geyser]

oh my ficking god

[crimson parcel]

Laoii

[fresh valve]

It's taking its sweet time

[warped flower]

Oiiaoiia

[sullen sage]

Wait y r we getting closah and closah

[stray geyser]

im gonna go insane

[dusty oriole]

Pmo pmo pmo 🥀

[sullen sage]

am scared mom

[fresh valve]

Riot think shits sweet

[waxen valve]

3 MINUTES IN AND IT ISNT EVEN HALFWAY IM SCREAMING

[empty robin]

bro were not even half

[sick badge]

GET IN

[stray geyser]

playing right in .h face

[oblique ferry]

oh weve stopped zooming in

[untold eagle]

Nah this is moving slower than rush hour traffic

[stray geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[heavy jungle]

[fresh valve]

It's not even half ong

[stray geyser]

there is nothing to smile abt in my life

[fresh valve]

IM GOING JNSANE

[dusty oriole]

I’m actually pissed right now

[oblique ferry]

IS SOMETHING TRYING TO GET IN

[fresh valve]

Me

[untold eagle]

I'm literally SHAKING

[frigid zealot]

No wonder legion cant do shit

[sullen sage]

Dude I could have opened a case /hj

[raw sandal]

@crimson parcel why are not with us

[untold eagle]

RIOTTTT

[sweet heron]

engagement farming

[dusty oriole]

The sigh i let out turned my lungs inside out

[warped flower]

Watch this go into another countdown

[stray geyser]

riot im at the ledge dont test me

[fresh valve]

Yeah me in the riot headquarters

[zealous forge]

wifi is NOT radianite powered i fear 😭

[craggy valley]

It's the loading screen of a League of Legends game xD

[latent rampart]

Possibly this will out around 10pm my time

[sick badge]

I HEAR SOUNDS

[fresh valve]

Mcdonalds wifi

[torpid moth]

5 hours 30 minutes and ofc another 5 minute wait for this loading screen

[crimson parcel]

Because Im french and the worst accent in the world

[stray geyser]

if this takes

[topaz moon]

the reason ascent is defender sided is because their wifi is SHIT

[stray geyser]

10 minutes

[dusty oriole]

I just know riot was giggling making this stupid bar

[stray geyser]

i will lose it

[stray geyser]

they layghing rn

[dusty oriole]

Ultimate ragebait

[latent rampart]

Waiting for real time?

[thorny garden]

"No Brimstone, the internet is not down.... it is never down"

LIES AND FALLACIES KJ, ALL LIES

[daring osprey]

the Twitch and YT ones are different 🤔

[oblique ferry]

we are almost halfway atleast 😭

[jade stream]

I think I'm going to do my math homework

[stray geyser]

i wanna close my eyes please

[next sequoia]

tech support help

[untold eagle]

Finally halfway through the loading bar, only took them 5 business days

[sweet heron]

this reminds me of those computing students making inconveniencing ways to change ur volume on the computer

[torpid moth]

Its working tho

[sullen sage]

We're halfway there!!!!! 👹👹👹👹👹👹

[dusty oriole]

Kj fired

[zealous forge]

pov me when the ue15 update dropped

[topaz moon]

https://x.com/reykjaviktohk/status/2008139700809408561?s=46

papernatic tea (@reykjaviktohk)

y’all think the riot employees were giggling kicking their feet in the writing room like ok guys so when we do the rave we are gonna tease a TON of lore and give them shirtless viper. yeah the twitter lesbians are gonna love this one

X · Jan 5, 2026, 11:33 AM

[next sequoia]

look at my legion dawg we are not saving the planet

[crimson parcel]

Why is the wifi so slow at the protocol

[stray geyser]

kj upgrade the damn wifi

[waxen valve]

get killjoy to help

[empty robin]

kjs slowing thr wifi with her fucking league games

[dusty oriole]

KillBrimstone2026

[stray geyser]

yall live like this?????

[muted storm]

Its probably 2040's in Valorant and their wifi is still slow lmao

[stray geyser]

signed

[sick badge]

Shirtless viper im going feral

[topaz moon]

guys everyone go do one deathmatch first, it will be over by the time ur done

improve the aim while ur tweaking here

[crimson parcel]

If anything happens to Brim, I'm leaving the Viper FC

[torpid moth]

VIPER IN A TANKTOP

[zealous forge]

no wonder kj stopped uploading on tiktok dawg this bandwidth 😭🤞🏼

[dusty oriole]

Can they hurry up i want to go to SLEEP

[sick badge]

YES I SAW IT

[stray geyser]

this shit is so ass

[frigid zealot]

Killjoys tiktok I forever miss you

[empty robin]

i forgot kj had a tiktok LMAOOO

[crimson parcel]

My goat is finally here

[sullen sage]

I have 3 quizzes tomorrow can riot LOCK TF INNNN

[topaz moon]

imagine it’s just another livestream but this time its a rat or something

[latent rampart]

A'ight maybe some Stardew tweak won't hurt

[frigid zealot]

Huh

[topaz moon]

They just added a snake

[dusty oriole]

This better be the best cinematic ever

[empty robin]

who did you romance

[sweet heron]

viper picking up brim's habits of not picking up the phone

[crimson parcel]

Wait I changed profile mb

[waxen valve]

watch it be a bundle trailer

[torpid moth]

Radianite aint enough for this ahh wifi

[untold eagle]

This better be an hour long cinematic to make up for the almost 6 hours spent waiting

[latent rampart]

I accidentally romance Shane

[cloud flint]

Watch there be another timer after this one

[fresh valve]

Son I'm crine

[raw sandal]

WE DONT MIND WE LOVE U RUMI U KNOW THAT

[zealous forge]

it’s 2027 guys

[sick badge]

Yall do u think the younger agents made viper play stardew to introduce her to the world of videogamss

[stray geyser]

i expect a million dollars as an apology

[ruby stratus]

"enough of that beep beep"

[oblique ferry]

give it like 3 minutes

[empty robin]

ohhh shane is interesting

[untold eagle]

Yessss

[stray geyser]

tell him to hurry this up somehow please

[waxen valve]

also the year long atlas vs paris lore we had just to get a 1 minute cinematic

[frigid zealot]

GUMZALL

[dusty oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-smh-laughing-laugh-gif-16005642344163940773

Hurry up

[topaz moon]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING G

[crimson parcel]

YEAH THATS ME

[full ferry]

with all this beeping no wonder she’s mad all the time bro 😭

[zealous forge]

#heresincebeta

[stray vector]

hope we get there before plat chat starts

[muted storm]

Real

[stray geyser]

I'd crashout if i wsre viper too

[empty robin]

bro its taking too long im tweaking

[swift fiber]

so did it go from a countdown to a progress bar

[cosmic root]

if this one isnt atleast 5 minutes long im throwing hands

[stray geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/megan-megan-skiendiel-katseye-meiyokies-scared-gif-13755183633940726252

[topaz moon]

ALMOST THER GUYS ALMOST THERE

[dusty oriole]

Punching a hole in the wall like an angry boyfriend

[crimson parcel]

Leaving huntrx bye guys

[sick badge]

MANIFESTING A 1 HOUR CINEMAFIC

[stray geyser]

is this torture

[topaz moon]

bro imagine the bar resets

[crimson parcel]

I wasnt good enough

[sick badge]

CINEMAFIC LES GO

[fresh valve]

Little breach is currently gnawing at my tablet

[lost siren]

byeee

[warped flower]

Incoming!!!

[waxen valve]

riot gonna be sleeping with one eye open if we hate it

[stray geyser]

grabs your first

[oblique ferry]

imagine its just a 30 second ad for a new bundle

[zealous forge]

streets saying after the download we’ll have to unpack resources

[fresh valve]

help ne kali

[stray geyser]

he needs to gnaw at this bar

[fresh valve]

"Lori this isn't you"

[stray geyser]

make it shorter

[torpid moth]

A countdown for the countdown

[muted storm]

Lmao

[frigid zealot]

my dog wants to piss how do I explain I need to watch a fuckass cinematic

[fresh valve]

Give him a sec he's a lil sleepy

[dusty oriole]

We have to solve their riddles three to get the cinematic

[topaz moon]

bro if it’s less than three minutes WE yes WE are pulling a january sixth on riot hq

storm that shit like its area 51 for lore bro

[heavy arch]

CAN THEY JUST ACCEPT THE FRICKING CALL PLEASE?

[topaz moon]

ACTUALLY

[sick badge]

What if after this loading bar theres another

[stray geyser]

pass my trials aka staying up for 5 hours

[fresh valve]

HELP ME

[full ferry]

woof woof valorant woof?

[craggy valley]

Ohlala i can't wait more xD

[heavy jungle]

zip file incoming

[thorny garden]

it is not a call it is a message fkjdhfksdjlfds

[sick badge]

THEY COULD HAVE DONE THIS LOADING BAR SNAKE SHAPED

[fresh valve]

Zip file incoming I'm dead ong

[empty robin]

almost there

[crimson parcel]

Not now sweetie, I need to watch the valorant cinematic

[fresh valve]

ITS CLOSE

[stray geyser]

im so sleepy

[dusty oriole]

PLEASE

[fresh valve]

GUYS ITS CLOSE

[oblique ferry]

SOUNDS

[dusty oriole]

I’m begging on my knees

[frigid zealot]

LMAO

[stray geyser]

HURRY IT UPOP

[turbid ibex]

😭😭😭😭

[stray geyser]

PLEASEEE

[untold eagle]

so closeee

[fresh valve]

What's these sounds

[muted storm]

Im charging my headpines for this

[stray geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-reaction-meme-funny-begging-crying-gif-11151243012681431164

[fresh valve]

Beatboxung

[torpid moth]

Its glitchinggggggg

[dusty oriole]

ITS ALMOST 2AM

[untold eagle]

I hear glitchy sounds

[fresh valve]

YES ALMOST THERE

[heavy jungle]

SO CLOSE

[oblique ferry]

OOOOOOO

[fresh valve]

ITS GKUTCHING

[stray geyser]

PLEASE

[dusty oriole]

Hurry

[stray geyser]

OLEASEEE

[sullen sage]

Then riot pulls out another loading bar LMFAOOOOOO

[fresh valve]

ITS ALMOST 2AM

[dusty oriole]

Hurryyyyyy

[warped flower]

OHHHHHH

[untold eagle]

ITS HERE

[stray geyser]

NOWWWW

[ruby stratus]

im the only one thinking it's maybe the retransmission of val sound

[stray vector]

RISE

[cosmic root]

its time

[fresh valve]

YESBYES YES

[stray geyser]

ITS ALMOST 7AM BRUH

[fresh valve]

YES

[zealous forge]

goddd i wish i had a bag of chipsssss

[fresh valve]

ARIISE OMG

[stray geyser]

YES GAWD

[dusty oriole]

LAWDDDDDDD

[long forge]

ooh

[turbid ibex]

They're picking up the call

[torpid moth]

RISEEEEEEW

[dusty oriole]

OH MY DAYS

[thorny garden]

CHAMBER

NO

[latent rampart]

I see chamber

[cosmic root]

omg

[stray geyser]

FUNALLY

[dusty oriole]

brb I’m locking in

[fresh valve]

SCREEN RECORDING RN

[stray geyser]

YESTESYESYES

[heavy arch]

BROTHER IN CHRIST

[fresh valve]

CGAMBER DIED

[crimson parcel]

We're so back

[sick badge]

CHAMBER

[torpid moth]

OMG

[sullen sage]

OH?

[fresh valve]

Chambers dead

Riot I know you see me watching

[frigid zealot]

CHIPER

[sick badge]

DAMN

[merry cave]

DAMN

[crimson parcel]

???

[oblique ferry]

VIPER FIGHTING TO HELP CHAMBER????

[latent rampart]

Bro got hs

[heavy arch]

CHIPER

[zealous forge]

OH NY GOD

[merry cave]

THEY DEAD

[fresh valve]

BREACH MENTIONED

MY MAN

[sick badge]

YO WTF

[fresh valve]

OH KY GOD KY MAN

[torpid moth]

the song

[zealous forge]

ARE YOU READY TO DIE CHAMBER

[long forge]

OOOH

[heavy arch]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[sullen sage]

SAGEEE FUCKKVK

[fresh valve]

BREACH HELLO??

[craggy valley]

Chamber !!!

[cosmic root]

BREACHH$HH$H

[fresh valve]

IM GONNA CRY

[oblique ferry]

HIS NEPHEW

[thorny garden]

WHERE ARE THE "SHE DOESN:T CARE ABOUT HIM"CROWD N OW????>??

[long forge]

OMG

[fresh valve]

OH MY GOD BREACG

MY BABBY

[heavy arch]

OMG NO

[fresh valve]

MU BABY

YORU OH JY GOD

[torpid moth]

YORU😭😭😭

[heavy arch]

BREACH MENTIONED @eternal axle

[fresh valve]

YES OMG

The song..?

[zealous forge]

OH NO YORUUU

[fresh valve]

Britney spears..?

[heavy arch]

Wrong breach mb

[oblique ferry]

SOVAS EYE???

[frigid zealot]

BRITNEY

[crimson parcel]

Perfect song

[torpid moth]

oHM

[fresh valve]

CHIPET HELLO?

[unreal field]

CHIPER IS REAL

[sullen sage]

Oh????

[untold eagle]

HOLY SHITTT

[merry cave]

WHO IS TJAT

[sullen sage]

Aohhhhhh

[untold eagle]

CHIPER

[crimson parcel]

WTF ????

[oblique ferry]

CHIPER CANON?????

[sullen sage]

HOLY FUCKKK

[frigid zealot]

OH MY GOD

[oblique ferry]

HOLY

[cosmic root]

VIPER BF?

[thorny garden]

CHIPER CANON

[torpid moth]

OHMYGOD

[sick badge]

DAMN

[long forge]

OMGG

[sweet heron]

OHH

[oblique ferry]

CHIPER CANOONNNNNNN

[torpid moth]

IMSHAKING

[thorny garden]

CHIPER CANON

[sweet heron]

CHIPHER CANON

[heavy arch]

WAIT

[oblique ferry]

AND THEHRE IN THE SAME BED TOO

[zealous forge]

BOOM SHAKALAKA YES GAWWWD

[heavy arch]

WHO HIGGED HER

[daring osprey]

Chamber

[fresh valve]

MINE GLITCHED

[sullen sage]

BRROOOO

[heavy arch]

OMFGOMFGOMFG

[fresh valve]

WTF

[cosmic root]

betrayal

[torpid moth]

CHAMBER

[crimson parcel]

BRIIIM NOOOOO

[fresh valve]

ITSBGONE

[heavy arch]

YEEESSS

[sullen sage]

OH

[fickle crypt]

Brooooo

[heavy arch]

I'm kinda crying

[sullen sage]

Reyna

[torpid moth]

SHE GOT THE MOVES

[latent rampart]

They attacking the lesbians

[sullen sage]

REYNANANAUSW

[fickle crypt]

Chamber Viper that real!!!!

[oblique ferry]

the song is so fitting

[heavy arch]

On the toilet at work and I'm shaking

[frigid zealot]

-RAZE

[sick badge]

NO

[empty robin]

WHAT

[zealous forge]

NOOOOOO

[heavy arch]

NANOBOMB ANGST NO

[empty robin]

WHAT

[sullen sage]

Abro

[fresh valve]

Mine glitched and I had to rematch itnim sad

[torpid moth]

VIPER CRASHOUTRRTR

[heavy arch]

Holy shit this is intense

[crimson parcel]

BRIMMMMM

[sullen sage]

Dude

[frigid zealot]

BRIMMMM

[jade stream]

BRIMSTONE NO

[heavy arch]

This night be the best so far holy heck

[untold eagle]

WHATTBHE HELLY

[oblique ferry]

HOLYYYYY

[torpid moth]

BROOO

[fresh valve]

HELLO

[cosmic root]

ALPHA BRIM IS DEAD?

[untold eagle]

THAT WAS AMAZING

[long forge]

OH FUCK

[fresh valve]

Breach us si find lawd

[thorny garden]

** CHIPER CANON **

[zealous forge]

WOWH

[crimson parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-me-me-tweaking-crazy-im-going-crazy-gif-11387917049334990341

[torpid moth]

I need to process allthat

[untold scaffold]

Damn sis

[sullen sage]

GUYS?????

[waxen valve]

THE MUSIC WAS AMAZING

[sweet heron]

holy shit

[latent rampart]

She gassed out him, man

[fresh valve]

HELLO VIOER WHAT R U DOING TO BRIM

[sick badge]

YO

[daring osprey]

w

[oblique ferry]

I DIDNT EXPECT CHIPER TO BE CANON ON A RANDOM MONDAY BRO

[heavy arch]

OMG

[untold eagle]

CHIEPR SO UNBELIEVABLY CANON

[sullen sage]

WWOWW

[thorny garden]

CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON CHIPER CANON

[sullen sage]

WOWWWWWW

[crimson parcel]

THATS MY DAAAAAD

[dusty oriole]

OH MY GOD

[zealous forge]

WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO REYNA asking for my gay friend

[stray vector]

Im so fucking gagged

[dusty oriole]

THEY MADE CHIPER CANON

[heavy jungle]

SO MUCH HAPPENED

[untold scaffold]

Holy shit Chiper is canon

[rancid rover]

Holy shit girlie went FERAL

[heavy arch]

Only for Chamber to die

[fresh valve]

NO SOVA

[fresh valve]

YEAH BREACh mentioned

[topaz moon]

my twitter feed is gonna go up in flames gg

[warped flower]

WTF HAPPENED

[fresh valve]

NO RAZE AND KJ WTF

[stray geyser]

SO MUCH JS HAPPENED

[untold scaffold]

Strawbs I'm so happy for you

[dusty oriole]

Oh my god

[muted storm]

Yooooo

[torpid moth]

ALPHA SOVA IS A MENACE

[tacit sentinel]

@torpid moth has leveled up! (3 ➜ 4)

[torpid moth]

Yay

[oblique ferry]

YOU MEAN HIS FRENCH RIZZ WORKED???

[cosmic root]

was that chamber hugging viper???

[turbid ibex]

What was that...

[warped flower]

BROO

[dusty oriole]

YES

[heavy arch]

Yesss

[daring osprey]

yah

[thorny garden]

I DONT CARE ABOUT TOXIC FANS ANY MORE CHIPER CANON

[cosmic root]

omgg

[dusty oriole]

Wait im gagged

[heavy jungle]

Omega Viper got revenge on Alpha Brim

[waxen valve]

i dont think they were hugging

[stray geyser]

js ended the live like nothing happened omfg

[cosmic root]

ruh roh

[whole berry]

ok is omega sage like dead or smt

[oblique ferry]

THEYRE IN THE SAME BED??? THIS GUY HAS GAME???

[tacit sentinel]

@whole berry has leveled up! (2 ➜ 3)

[stray geyser]

6 whole hours.....

[cosmic root]

that was so worth it

[shrewd topaz]

Oh my god

[fresh valve]

Did brimstone just die

[cosmic root]

this feels like an arcane type show

[untold scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-its-been84years-gif-10948291

Strawbs the whole of this week:

[long forge]

the omega earth situation getting so unstable:(

[heavy arch]

I NEED THIS CINEMATIC YESTERDAY

[turbid ibex]

So basically, the Omega Legion kinda fired Brimm

[shrewd topaz]

I think they have her hooked up as just a healing source

[cosmic root]

why did omega viper fire omega brim then go to kill alpha brim??

[daring osprey]

not hugging my ahh

[fresh valve]

I'm sorry guys i was too focused on my gloruous king breach

[untold scaffold]

Strawbs for the rest of the week

[lost siren]

CHIPER CANON IM CRYNG IM SO HAPPY

[torpid moth]

OHMYGODD BROOOO

[waxen valve]

WE NEED THE SONG ON SPOTIFY FROM THE CINEMATIC

[oblique ferry]

rip brimstone but atleast chiper is canon ✌️🥹

[thorny garden]

GOD I LOVE THEM

[sick badge]

PREDICTED
#lore-and-theories message

[raw sandal]

OMGOMGOMGOGMOGM

[topaz moon]

did someone say unstable….

it’s all yours

sorry wrong fandom carry on

[oblique ferry]

THEYRE THE THUMBNAIL ON YTHE YOUTUBE VID

[whole berry]

OMG WIFIES SPOTTED

[whole berry]

foul

[sick badge]

I CANT SEE THE VIDEO ANYMORE

[shrewd topaz]

“Toxic,” King Mala, VALORANT, ft. Audrey Nuna
https://valorant.ffm.to/toxic

[sick badge]

YOOOO

[sweet heron]

OHH

[raw sandal]

hi rosie!!!

[long forge]

honestly the best way to make them canon

[shrewd topaz]

hiii

[shrewd topaz]

they got mira from kpdh in on this

[daring osprey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnGdzz-XWcE

[lost siren]

ITS REALLY HUNTRIX COLLAB

AUDREY NUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shrewd topaz]

YUPPPP

[stray vector]

OMG AUDREY

[raw sandal]

GUYS THATS ME

[heavy arch]

Okay back to work y'all and pretending like my world didn't just change

[long forge]

omg chamber is lying on the second cot:( viper's

[lost siren]

HYPE SO BIG HUNTRIX JOINED ALONG

[waxen valve]

TY

[heavy jungle]

POOR SAGE

[crimson parcel]

Why we fight back

Damn

[heavy jungle]

and Breach is so sweet here oh my days

[sullen sage]

OH MY GODODDDDDFFFER so with THAT amount of casualties sage was definitely overdoing her Radiance

[torpid moth]

GUYS

[sullen sage]

That's insane

[untold scaffold]

One more thing Strawbs, that did not look like a spat

[merry cave]

Holy shit Omega actually wrecking Alpha

[untold scaffold]

That was a LOT more than a spat

[torpid moth]

MOST OF THEM ARE DEAD

[sullen sage]

OH

OH

OMG

[empty robin]

I was not tripping viper was the one who yoinked raze right

[topaz moon]

WAIT NO WAY

[shrewd topaz]

Was that the megaspike

[long forge]

oh shit maybe yoru sova and breach are the ones left

[heavy jungle]

OH MY GOSH THE BODIES

[shrewd topaz]

It was more purple than the one from the 2020 cinematic that im forgetting the name of with Ascent

[waxen valve]

actually the best cinematic they released imo

[shrewd topaz]

And the one from Champions OC cinematic was purple instead of red on the beeping

[warped flower]

WHO ARE THEY THOUGH

THE REST OF THE AGENTS?

[whole berry]

did the sovas both take each others eye out

[fresh valve]

THATS MY MAN

[pliant lance]

I love this shot and this whole sequence sm omg

[warped flower]

More like A-Sova lost his, ran into O-Sova, beat him and made themselves equal in the eye department

[long forge]

toru's whole sequence is cinema

[whole berry]

OH WAIT THOSE ARE BODIES

OH MY GOD

[fresh valve]

Alright guys I'm gonna sleep and then screenshot every single frame breach is in

Goodnight

😭

[heavy jungle]

night!

[whole berry]

LMAOO

[warped flower]

WAIT ARE THESE THE LAST REMAINING AGENTS OF LEGION?

NO WAY?

[heavy jungle]

on Chamber's side, this is a still image of a heartbeat... the irony RIOT WHY

[untold eagle]

Ok, was chamber actually hugging her in this scene, or was viper being hugged by the memory of him?

[muted storm]

Probably memory

[untold eagle]

Considering she had a nightmare of his death

[long forge]

well. there is the console cinematic? with the omega incursion. and that failed spectacularly. maybe that's the consequences?

[muted tendon]

Did they just kick omega brim out of his own team

[waxen valve]

its kinda like a countries government they can impeach the president

[empty robin]

ajdnanssn thank you 😭

[fresh valve]

Shadow stepped raze

Omf

[heavy jungle]

yes cause in this scene after, shes alone

[long forge]

there are 7 cots in that room

[heavy jungle]

WAIT Alpha Sova just lost his other eye.....

or was it his prosthetic?

[muted storm]

I think it was the,prosthethic

[warped flower]

Was it left or right?

[long forge]

probably he lost it too

[topaz moon]

nah i’d be pissed as hell too if there was a giant statue of my boss next to my bedroom

[whole berry]

where does this cinematic lay in the timeline btw

[warped flower]

If right then prosthetic

[long forge]

it could be an eye for an eye thing straight up

[warped flower]

Right now

[paper sluice]

yes right eye

[rancid rover]

Post corrode prob

[paper sluice]

or actually?

[whole berry]

ok wait that's prob not all that's left of legion I think

[warped flower]

The angle makes it difficult to tell

[whole berry]

cus wb clove

them not being there says smt yk

[warped flower]

Yeah there’s Clove

[torpid moth]

YEA

What side is his prosthetic

[heavy jungle]

his right eye is prosthetic

[waxen valve]

WAIT the scene where sage is in the water tank and chamber is in a hospital bed, is it on alpha or omega???

[paper sluice]

IT'S THE LEFT EYR?

[heavy jungle]

omega

[whole berry]

omega

[long forge]

he shot his OTHER eye? lmao

[whole berry]

is sova blind now

[paper sluice]

BRO

[waxen valve]

ok ty

[heavy jungle]

im guessing Sage can heal it... but after that attack, I think Alpha Sage is going to end up similar to Omega Sage

[paper sluice]

my fears are actually coming true no way

[torpid moth]

He lost his other eye bro😭😭😭

[waxen valve]

WHY IS EVERYONE DYING 😭

[long forge]

i would bet it's not to the same degree. omega in general is in a much worse state. who is to tell legion didn't offer resurrections outside of agents?

[topaz moon]

imagine ppl just lining up in fromt of sage with corpses

[paper sluice]

is this my end in valorant

[topaz moon]

dr sages resserection services

[rancid rover]

no they won’t kill off their initiator poster child ignore them killing off league characters in canon

[torpid moth]

Are they resorting to ABDUCTION???

[long forge]

oh also Viper is using her own shorty!

[paper sluice]

nah but i'm very doubtful about the direction this is heading rn

[waxen valve]

new pistol btw

[thorny garden]

ELUMI I HAVE LITERAL TEARS IN MY EYES

[muted tendon]

She should have just switched apartments I think she overacted /j

[scenic wagon]

chamber tattoo reveal god bless 🙏 🙏 🙏

[thorny garden]

ok so both Sages will be out of commission and we now know why/how

[long forge]

honestly the fact that chamber survives after a straight shot to his head is evidence of how their medicine has come

[waxen valve]

yet their wifi sucks

[merry locust]

IM SOBBINGH

[merry locust]

chiper is canonbro

life is finally real

im also sobbing strawbs

[thorny garden]

I know.... same

[topaz moon]

he got shot in the head with a phantom

[long forge]

HAHAH

also alpha brim is in part responsible for omega chamber's death as it is his smoke chamber dies from

[empty robin]

bro I'm so hyped for the email/voicemail update

[topaz moon]

when is it coming

[naive dagger]

OMG I MISS LIVE D:

[fresh valve]

Am I tweaking or (got this from a friend) did brim look towards breach expecting loyalty after helping him out with his nephew (idk if that applies to omega) but yk viper recruited breach so lowk he's siding witn viper

Guys I promised I'd sleep my bad

[heavy arch]

Can I admit something I'm not exactly proud of?

[empty robin]

tomorrow probably!

[heavy arch]

Usually I'm not that petty but I'm so happy that Chiper haters had their day ruined today just bc of how they basically ruined my day when the post about chamber buying her coffee was posted...

[daring osprey]

nothing wrong with Chiper :)

[sweet heron]

THE WAR IS OVER STRAWBS

[muted tendon]

I'm usually not a cipher fan but I don't understand why some people straight up start attacking others for liking the ship. Hope the haters day got ruined fr

[fresh valve]

People can dislike the ship

No need to attack those who enjoy it what

[raw sandal]

this tbh

[thorny garden]

I've recieved so many bad messages over the past few months

They are very sensitive about their own ship but feel free to be extremely hostile to others

[heavy jungle]

thats so terrible, im so sorry Strawbs

[fresh valve]

I'm sorry ur getting attacked over a ship hello????

That's so stupid

[mild nexus]

Man so much is going on in this drop. I wasn't really expecting this but I love it!!

[fresh valve]

Yeah!!!

Thanks once again brimmy

For showing us at the sound concert

LMAO

[mild nexus]

No problem 👍🏽 glad you guys got the scoop first.

[heavy arch]

This!! I don't mind any ship, I even ship Chamber with multiple people, but some ships are so farfetched and I still don't mind them. I don't get how people can say "if Chiper is canon, Imma kms" like wtf it's fiction

[fossil pilot]

Which is absolutely not okay, like it's okay to dislike a ship (for me it's the, she said no in the beginning and she doesn't strike me as the personality type that would say no to play hard to get so it rubs me the wrong way unless rito reveals some off screen communication since then that shows a healthy discussion between then and now) but like... Don't attack the ppl for having a different opinion

[heavy arch]

Like I don't wish bad things to anyone but if you hate on other people's ships for literally no reason, ur a bad person. Period.

[naive dagger]

actually same. I don't mind any ship. Everybody has their ships in mind but please don't go out to people who ships someone to other agents. We need to respect each other's opinions

[fresh valve]

Legit omg

I'm so sick of people coming at me for shipping rarepairs or brimbreach

I've received death threats

It's so dumb

[fossil pilot]

And even if I don't like the ship I'll appreciate the fanart either way cuz I like both agents as individuals

[naive dagger]

like the hell man. thats the preference of a person why do they need to go death threats like dude do you people have no lives to type to a random person for death threats? that's low blow D:

[heavy arch]

Also this exactly! I feel sorry for those that feel uncomfortable by rito making it canon, but the aggressive ship haters can suck my baguette quite frankly.

[fossil pilot]

Because people don't want others to be happy and have joy :(

[fresh valve]

They are just sad..

😭

[fossil pilot]

Like the world is hard enough let people have their ships

[fresh valve]

FR

[naive dagger]

maaan. 😭

[fresh valve]

UNLESS ITS PROBLEMATIC.. ITS FINE

IF ITS HATMLESS

Why are we like

Threatening people

Over silly fictional characters

Liking eachother

💔💔💔💔

I made a vetoreach rarepair and the comments FLAMED the shit outnofnmw

[fossil pilot]

They have a very good opportunity during valentine's to highlight thir relationship... Or how it happened... Show me some green flags and I'll be on board because to me if someone says no and people keep pursuing that goes into harassment

So I'm hoping for some clarification lol

[heavy arch]

I really hope they will! I can totally get why this rubs you the wrong way and given the fact that we get a lot of Chiper angst probably, we need the fluff 😭

[fossil pilot]

Oh definitely and I'm an absolute sucker for a good cute healthy romance so I'm hoping

[naive dagger]

the angst. the heartbreak. my heart! 💔

[heavy arch]

Ikr?? Every ship is okay, as long as it's legal imo. The hate made me so angry I was sitting in front of my phone shaking. I had to take a break from Twitter for a few days bc of it tbh

[fresh valve]

ohnmy god

I feel you and I'm so sorry you went through that

people can be so fucking dumb

[heavy arch]

I just wanna take the moment and say @thorny garden you are very loved here and I'm sure I can speak for everyone when I say we all appreciate you ❤️ don't let the hate win ❤️❤️❤️

[fresh valve]

^^^

Indeed

No judgement here fam

People will be people unfortunately 🙁

[thorny garden]

I appreciate you, and I fully understand anyone can like or dislike a ship, as for the drink my own poison thing I know it happend but people CAN and DO change their minds over time. Chamber asked Viper out early on when he joined, she rejected him. He didnt really bother her and over time in a team she grew closer to him. It is quite similar to how KJ wanted to lock Raze out of her lab and later fell for her. I agree that I wish Riot had given us more crumbs to show this gradual change but I am certain it was never about playing hard to get for Viper.

[compact relic]

I finally watched the video. Aside from the other lore,,, Chiper. Is real. my quality of life has just improved.

[thorny garden]

you guys are way way too heckin' kind, I do appreciate yall A LOT I hope you all know it 🥹

[heavy arch]

-# I also wanna say thank you for accepting me and everyone in here with our quirky ideas and stupid theories and I just really love how supportive this server is. You all are awesome ❤️

[compact relic]

Also it's upsetting to see people being super negative about ships and things :/ I'm glad there are positive people around to outshine these strange comments.

[naive dagger]

we need to support each other! bec we have manythings in common! and that is lore! ❤️ and more

[heavy arch]

I know right? I was more mad about the fact that they needed to hate than what they hated about. I'm not defending Chiper for the life of me but the HATE made me so angry and upset I felt sick

[sick badge]

also, lets remember the whole cipher thing is only in omega for now! They never showed omega kj x raze either
Lets remember they are first and foremost fictional characters. People can hate or love how much they want something, but still fictional remains! No need to threaten people with death or similar only because an opinion over a character design made of pixels contrasts with someone else's

also we love u strawb

[thorny garden]

We did see Omega nanobomb in revelation cinematic

[fossil pilot]

Yep which is why if rito gave us the crumbs and development and communication I'd be on board cuz I love them both as characters. I wish there didn't feel like such a huge jump from when the voicelines came out til now without them filling in the blanks

[sick badge]

Im not a cipher fan, mainly because i really got attached to viper's character on a sick level. Even so, i do not have the rights to behave in such way over a ship or whatever. If people have brains to understand lore, then they have one to understand threatening wont solve things or change other people's minds

[tacit sentinel]

@sick badge has leveled up! (5 ➜ 6)

[sick badge]

bruh i didnt remember

[thorny garden]

I do hope they show us the build up to the relationship for Chamber and Viper on Alpha, because I really hope they would help remove this "harrassment" discourse around Chamber

[compact relic]

Real asf, I don't think I dislike many ships in valo, but shipping is literally a fandom thing-- like at the end of the day it's FUN. There are some wild ships out there that sometimes only make sense to like a few people. It's insane to threaten someone over it. I used to write a lot of Chiper and Yorunix and god have I dealt with some crazy things. I think people sometimes forget that it only has to make sense to themselves. No need to put a damper on anyone else's good time because it's certainly not hurting anyone.

[tacit sentinel]

@compact relic has leveled up! (2 ➜ 3)

[thorny garden]

Anyway
https://x.com/Strawberry79/status/2008211091763962313

Strawberry7 (@Strawberry79)

Friendos, You all know this better than I do but just as a reminder, just because Chamber/Viper is canon it doesn't make other ships of these characters any less valid!
Shipping is for fun so please respect other fans' ships and be kind to everyone 🫶

X · Jan 5, 2026, 4:16 PM

[fossil pilot]

For me Im personally sensitive to it cuz of a traumatic personal experience so rito pls

[sick badge]

lets appreciate the work behind the cinematic, the animations, the emotions and all the work riot put into it

[thorny garden]

I understand it very well, it would be helpful to add crumbs for sure

[fossil pilot]

Oh for sure this cinematic ate

It was so dramatic and the visuals mwah

[sick badge]

exactly

also the 5 hours snake stream was peak level

[fossil pilot]

I'm just imagining the random zoo or something they called like "can we borrow sneks for 5 hours?" and at like 2am cuz assuming this happened in LA?

[naive dagger]

slow burn pls!

[hollow solstice]

I'm more of a lurker normally here, but still I thought about you, Strawbs, when I saw the cinematic ❤️

[untold eagle]

The amount of negativity online rn is just overwhelming :( I went to go see what people were saying about the cinematic (bc it was amazing) and all I see are ppl being violently hateful

[ancient sun]

god this would be so nice

[fossil pilot]

Which is wild cuz the video itself is a work of art

I also need more breach crumbs

That breach positivity moment 😭

[ancient sun]

i think ive had to block 10+ people over the last week but at least im not seeing any more hate it makes me so mad i just cant engage w it anymore

[untold eagle]

It's stunning, but that doesn't stop them from saying the disgusting stuff I've been seeing

My blocklist has grown exponentially in the past day, it's insane

[compact relic]

I do wish we had more crumbs because I feel like people get way too invested and forget that if they don't like something they can yk,,, scroll.

[fossil pilot]

I don't understand the people spewing hate because that takes much more energy than scrolling

[untold eagle]

At the end of the day, it's also... Just a game

[sick badge]

exactly

[heavy jungle]

this is also showing omega chamber and viper, so their timeline/interactions may be different than alpha's. even if the end result is the same.

[sick badge]

a bunch of pixels

[fossil pilot]

And there's also so much more to pick apart too

Breach, Yoru not being able to save the last kid, sage, more nanobomb angst 😭

[compact relic]

like breach omg I'm so god damn happy we get to see more breach and yoru

been waiting for yoru crumbs, been starving

[naive dagger]

we need... SERIES!

the cinematics so good 😭

[bronze halo]

it would go 10x platinum on whatever streaming service

[fossil pilot]

Yeah, I always clocked breach as a softie inside

So that got me stupidly excited

[untold eagle]

gosh I really wanna see an actual timeline of their relationship building up

[naive dagger]

it was really cool for breach fixing the kid's leg tho

[fossil pilot]

And the kid wanting him to play

Like he definitely plays with the kids

[untold eagle]

I wonder if alpha breach also has a similar workshop where he helps fix prosthetics

But he might not because he's still a wanted criminal :(

[fossil pilot]

Ugh free him so he can help kids

[compact relic]

I really wanted to see Breach more because I think he gets dumbed down to what we see on the surface a lot.

[naive dagger]

weeee neeed more crumbs lol

[compact relic]

He's such an interesting character, well they all are, but it's very cool to see him and his internal struggles with the state of his earth and similarly with Yoru. Also Sova having the most beef with himself is absolutely hilarious to me because it really does make sense for a character like him to have his biggest opp be himself 💀💀💀

[paper sluice]

when the internal becomes the external...

[sick badge]

2027 yoru year we manifest

[fossil pilot]

Seriously cuz I feel like if gekko met himself there'd be a dance off or something instead

[compact relic]

And the yoru stuff is also very very hype. I have no choice but to do an in depth character study yet again, absolute cinema.

[compact relic]

I'm literally on my knees.

[compact relic]

No legit like that man would be like "life is crazy, anyways dap me up"

[naive dagger]

what if A. Gekko vs O. Gekko. Dance Off Showdown.

[sick badge]

ALSO WHEN DOES THE BATTLEPASS COME OUT

WHAT IF YORU CARDS

BREACH CARDS

[compact relic]

PELSE PLEE PLEE

I NEED MORE YORU CARDS

FEED ME

[frigid zealot]

Tomorrow

[fossil pilot]

I would watch the hell out of that

[sick badge]

tysm

[naive dagger]

same!

[compact relic]

oh really??

finally...radianite...

[ancient sun]

are there leaks yet?? i need to know if the cards r worth coming back

[sick badge]

i was hunting for those tbh, hopefully they will come out later in the day/not sure abt that

[ancient sun]

if you happen to find them could i get a ping

[compact relic]

retweet.

[sick badge]

sure thing!

[compact relic]

I literally lurked in this server until this video dropped 💀💀💀

[sick badge]

i usually lurk in the server too unless my brain sparks a thought, but strangely enough today the snakes live made me go crazy lmao

also I have this on my valorant launcher

[ancient sun]

hehe me too

i usually try to lurk in general on socials but my heart exploded today i had to yap

[sick badge]

samee

[compact relic]

I think I've actually reached flow state flicking between all my valorant servers talking about everything in my brain.

[sick badge]

...pickled sage

[thorny garden]

🥹

[merry locust]

people are so fucking immature and it shows

[merry locust]

ITS DIGITAL EXACTLY its NOT that deep 💀

im so sorry strawbs ur recieveing hate messages i will incinerate every single one of em dw

[merry locust]

AWOOGA

[merry locust]

i hate how they just characterized him as a "playboy" or well thats how the people who dont follow the lore thats what they say, he has so much depth bro i promise and also real lets see a-chiper 🙏

[fossil pilot]

I feel like the "playboy" thing is just an act, like a metaphorical armor he uses to hide and protect his true self

[ancient sun]

i agree like theres so much depth to both their characters it feels like blasphemy to not consider

[deft grotto]

Now THAT was a lore drop

Did Omega chamber look thin to anybody else?

[deft grotto]

Why* is* this here?

[merry locust]

I SENT THAT

TRUST

#lore-and-theories message

#lore-and-theories message

[thorny garden]

it is also an irregular heartbeart

[deft grotto]

Do we think it's from the memory or from the nightmare time? It could be also from the med bay feed (injured chamber). But since it is on his side idk it feels a bit like it was there in the memory.

[heavy jungle]

its a static image in the video so i dont think its med bay feed

[floral isle]

this was this channel at the beginning of the stream

[warped flower]

Is it possible to ID the bodies in the shot with Chamber with the panel thingy above them?

[floral isle]

Chamber's Agent Number does not align with the number, I think it's (possibly) random

[mild nexus]

yea I couldn't make out anything when I stopped to check

[thorny garden]

you have the best sc timing of all time

[craggy valley]

It's the day after the cutscene, I slept but I still haven't recovered. 😂

[compact relic]

yeah I haven't recovered

[sick badge]

tempted to ask for the 5 hours snakes asmr

[untold eagle]

I miss Diva sm

[sick badge]

me too

[eternal axle]

Guys can I js point out that omega breach isn't as well kept (hair wise n beard) as alpha breach

His beards longer and his hairstyles loose

He doesn't bother braiding it or using adornments compared to alpha breach

I didn't know where to put this and didn't wanna change topic in lore and theories

[muted storm]

Homies world is falling apart i also would focus on saving it

[eternal axle]

I knoww

I js found a lil detail and my neurons activated

😭

I cannot tell if ur pfp is a fusion of mark and phoenix

[muted storm]

Yep i was so Bored that i created this few months ago, changed the eyes colors and Stole the purple hand from Reyna’s empress form lmao

I dont even Remember why i made this, probably its for character ai persona lmao

[deft grotto]

Yes! I thought all the omega agents looked worse.

[fossil pilot]

The world is dying in omega but omega Breach still looks like he uses conditioner

[eternal axle]

IM CRYUNG

[lapis elm]

L'Breach

[muted storm]

If u care im working on its lore lmao

[eternal axle]

Oo sure

[sick badge]

https://x.com/i/status/2009790121357533256

Imran Kidwai (@ImranKidwai)

ok long post incoming, sry.

Our Viper campaign is hands down my favorite campaign I’ve ever run!

When I first saw the VALORANT start-of-year cinematic, I was shook .. "wow this is sick!" But immediately knew social could play a big part to drive the story. In about three

X · Jan 10, 2026, 12:51 AM

[flint cliff]

YEAHHHHHH

I REPLIED TO THAT HAHAHA

[sick badge]

RISE

[flint cliff]

RISE

[floral isle]

i'm sorry riot devs for crashing out midway and thinking the snakes were ai

LMAO

[lethal ore]

not you making them clarify 😭

IMRAN YOU CANT JUMPSCARE US LIKE THIS

[floral isle]

unfortunately high % they saw the brim pregnant with agent 8 cashout

[lethal ore]

(you can, who am I to tell you what to do)

[flint cliff]

LMFAO THAT'S ME

[lethal ore]

not you bringing back up to highlight it again /lh

[lethal ore]

https://tenor.com/view/cynthia-erivo-shocked-shock-jumping-back-walking-back-gif-12035888169669287630

[floral isle]

i feel like people don't talk about it enough

[lethal ore]

i feel like we do!!!!

[flint cliff]

diva your impact ❤️

[lethal ore]

diva is that girl

just so you know I will be considering these canon names

for the snakes

that viper has

[flint cliff]

DIVAAAAA 🗣️