#Twitter Takeover 2.0!

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tepid canopy
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Yes of course

grave drift
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Brim is being a Chad dad and giving his adopted daughter time to be with her gf without having to babysit Yoru and Phoenix

modest ivy
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He absolutely had a batch of popcorn ready because he anticipated this happening

distant hawk
modest ivy
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To Cypher, the entire world is a reality show

tepid canopy
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We really just experienced the Nanobomb arc huh

wild wigeon
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no cypher makes it a reality show

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headcanon but he purposefully stirs up small trouble for content

tepid canopy
distant hawk
wild wigeon
tepid canopy
undone timber
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sadge

heavy saddle
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You can still see neon, yoru and phoenix in the middle of the picture

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I like that

distant hawk
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dont cry cause it ended

grave drift
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Hek I hope they're gonna do more little plots in the coming days. Raze, Phoenix, KJ, and Neon can't keep being the only ones to get fun out of work stuff

lost cairn
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Im crying

distant hawk
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smile because ****

wild wigeon
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we got more than we came for

grave drift
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It's true

undone timber
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im crying because i couldnt see yoru

grave drift
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Phoenix, Raze, and KJ got their concert and they were in WARM UP. Neon's gotten to go to the beach with Jett and Sage

wild wigeon
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true

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but yoru picked up someone in salvador

grave drift
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This is his first time, so he deserves it

wild wigeon
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ngl it'd be interesting to see brim and viper go on a vacation

grave drift
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Viper, Cypher, Fade, Chamber, and Reyna need to be invited to casual events. Let them have a good time. True Viper and Reyna would probably say no to like 90% of things, but Chamber, Cypher, and Fade seem like they could be convinced to go hang out!

tepid canopy
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I doubt Cypher would go to events

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Unless it’s within HQ

grave drift
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Doesn't have to be outside the base

tepid canopy
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This

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So

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Moroccan tea party?

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Cypher sponsored tea

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Mmmmmm

grave drift
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"Morocco destroys France World Cup 2k22 tea party" (theoretical)

tepid canopy
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Mmm yes

astral mulch
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after yesterday, there's simply nothing to say

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wait really?

modest ivy
lost cairn
astral mulch
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please i want to believe it

lost cairn
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Lone out here with the fake news

astral mulch
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AND I WANT TO SEE JETT

lost cairn
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you wont see Jett until day 300

astral mulch
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which is?

lost cairn
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idk, you're the one counting

astral mulch
timber cobalt
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w h e e z e

lucid summit
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It's kinda surprising how they're flying the VLT/R in such a public area

astral mulch
lucid summit
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like they probably didn't use the FTL drive in this case but surely a weirdly shaped plane landing in Salvador brings some attention right

astral mulch
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going by fade's release cinematic here

lucid summit
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idk it just seems like an unnecessary risk

astral mulch
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are we to assume cool planes just exist like that in 2050 something?

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but that fancy VLTR picking up young adults

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sth is wrong here LMAO

lucid summit
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The only other plane we've seen is the Kingdom plane in Harbor's teaser

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The one with Pagdiwala Dhaba

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and that's just a regular plane

grave drift
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If the VLTR is a standard Kingdom or KSEC plane, people might not bat much of an eye at it

astral mulch
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hmm

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and i still question

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why VP uses kingdom products still

astral mulch
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is it like, an unescapable thing or something

grave drift
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Like in the US, the national guard will fly military planes in civilian areas from time to time, but folks don't think much of it since they're just doing drills

astral mulch
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bc EVERYTHING seems to be kingdom

lucid summit
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wait are there KNG symbols on the VLTR? I can't remember for the life of me

grave drift
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I think there are

lucid summit
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I don't think there's any mention on the wiki page

astral mulch
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no i dont see any logos on the cinematic too

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also

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how weird is it that we never noticed that the VLTR travels in lightspeed

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in duality there are literally two appear-disappear moments of the VLTR

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and maybe that's just my inattention but ive never seen lightspeed mentioned anywhere until david's recent tweet about it

lucid summit
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yeah I mean it is hard to discern between light speed and just really really really fast though

timber cobalt
lucid summit
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Ilum and I couldn't see any Kingdom logos

timber cobalt
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yes in the cinematic where we can see the body of the vulture you can't see a K logo on it

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that said if Vulture can avoid radars then it is difficult to prove they were ever there

astral mulch
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oh oh i misread it sorry sjdkl

timber cobalt
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I should say cinematics tbh, plural... duality, warm up, Fade's trailer, or Harbor's none of them shows a vulture with K logo

grave drift
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It doesn't have to have a Kingdom logo to be built by them, though

timber cobalt
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a Kingdom logo can make it seem like it officially is a Kingdom vehicle going around for Kingdom activities which should not be surprising to the population

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a non descript aircraft can be a more curious sight

chilly laurel
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I wonder if the VP has other means of transportation than the Vulture though

timber cobalt
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they have multiple HQs according to Fade so they probably do

chilly laurel
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like if someone goes to do something because of an assignment, surely one person does not use the whole fat vulture thing, right?

chilly laurel
astral mulch
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probably other kingdom vehicles

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since everything is kingdom

chilly laurel
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I wanna see a mini jett

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no pun intended

timber cobalt
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"I know your operating guidelines, I know the location of your headquarters, I know your typical weapon loadouts, your RnD budget, the last 6 months of your mission archives and the leave requests for every agent that bothers to file them. Should I go on?"

grave drift
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Oh that's singular

lucid summit
timber cobalt
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wait headquarters is not plural?

grave drift
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"Heeadquarters" is singular despite the s

lucid summit
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yeah Headquarters is singular

timber cobalt
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my non native english speaking ass: brimstoneHidethepain

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then what is the plural of headquarters?

grave drift
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That's OK, its pretty dumb

lucid summit
timber cobalt
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fjkdshfkdshfjshfjksdfh

lucid summit
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so it could be plural tbh

grave drift
errant lion
timber cobalt
chilly laurel
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btw, what are leave requests?

lucid summit
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it's like sheep is the plural of sheep

timber cobalt
chilly laurel
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so does headquarter without an s exist?

errant lion
lucid summit
astral mulch
grave drift
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Ex) singular "The VP's headquarters"
Plural "The locations for the VP and VL headquarters"

chilly laurel
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...you learn something new every day I guess

astral mulch
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yes he's an expert at formality

timber cobalt
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phoenix 5 minutes before leaving, yo I'm leaving fam

astral mulch
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the FAM, i can't

grave drift
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Wait one last note on the word headquarters: it's almost always used in the singular

chilly laurel
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that is why she say 'every agent that bothers to file them' and Phoenix clearly does not lol

grave drift
timber cobalt
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Brim knowing phoenix counts that as filing

chilly laurel
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oof my brain isn't englishing tonight it seems

timber cobalt
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like Sova on the extremely slim chance when he files one probably does it by the book

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the gremlins probably call after having left and missed 78 calls

astral mulch
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guy was bleeding and still felt the needed to report his injury before seeking help

timber cobalt
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Man was sorry he could not clean the blood all over the floor before saving his life

viscid helm
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I said it before but I'll say it again i fucking hate VALORANT instagram

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The comments under the newest VLT/R post; everyone thinks it's a new map teaser trolllaugh internalscreaming doomer horror

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as if they have ever done anything that explicit

timber cobalt
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oh those are the good comments

viscid helm
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I'll eat my hat if alpha Salvador becomes a map

timber cobalt
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I thought you were talking about the deranged comments

viscid helm
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I hate the homophobic and dumb misogynistic comments as well

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The lore discord spoils me because people actually know what's happening

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I forget like 80% of VALORANT players live in total obliviousness

undone timber
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theres people confused because i dont know if there one of the posts where it says "el Salvador" instead of salvador and they think they are referring to the country of el salvador

astral mulch
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but that's obviously brazil

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from raze's workshop to the historical place visible in the last tweet of the takeover

undone timber
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yea but you know how people are

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they didnt evne know kj adn raze was a thing

lost cairn
spare token
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How long was the takeover

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The first post talks about the the concert being the same night

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But then it says they are going home today

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So were they in Brazil for 1 day

distant hawk
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it probably happens in real time (like a day passes between each tweet so a day passes in the takeover)

lost cairn
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ye that

spare token
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Not between the concert and the nanobomb

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Those take place right after each other

lost cairn
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oui

tepid canopy
lost cairn
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Bro I can't wait to see all the homophobes leave

tepid canopy
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Or announce your ignorance by saying they’re doing it for money

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💀

lost cairn
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💀💀💀💀

chilly laurel
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crazy how people do not even waste one thought on the fact that maybe there are queer people working at Riot and not every fucking thing has to be some kind of pr move

sullen crane
timber cobalt
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It was cute that the official twitter actually used the name nanobomb though... that is the name the fandom has given to this ship and it was a sweet move to see it on official twitter

undone timber
dapper crown
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will never be that dying decrepit shell with a bunch of code in it

grave drift
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We're better

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We have nanobomb

undone timber
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it wont be rainbow six bc its valorant

dapper crown
astral mulch
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oh wait its new

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also wait. on the paper to the right, it writes "turret cosplay"

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what's that supposed to mean

undone timber
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its br account dont take it as canon though

modest ivy
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Kinda weird that she's had the schematics just lying on her desk since then though

astral mulch
modest ivy
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It'll either result in a new genius invention, or an explosion

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There is no middle ground

undone timber
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oh i thought SHE was cosplaying as a turret lol

astral mulch
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same 😭

undone timber
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maybe because the amount of homophobes there were

spare token
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Oh slay

modest ivy
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OH COME ON I didn't archive that before it got deleted

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Now it's lost forever...

lucid summit
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assuming wayback archived it in time

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if not, we could just take a screenshot and put that into the archive doc

timber cobalt
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that said I want to wait and see if the post will come back or not

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I am not convinced some homophobic idiots would cause the post to be deleted from an official val account

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I am thinking more in the line of why would there be a picture of that moment to be printed like that when it was a sweet small moment when everyone else was distracted

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unless the post comes back that is and was removed for a correction in the graphics or something

spare token
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What kind of photo booth takes the same picture three times

modest ivy
grave drift
modest ivy
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Tysm

astral mulch
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it's deleted?? naur neonSob neonSob neonSob

mortal kernel
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It's still on facebook!

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@modest ivy