#fish time
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epagete
it has been a while dear spaghet enjoyers
i want radianite spaghetti
Spaghet
Spaghwt lore hmm
Spag
Bol
ok now: how 2 eat spaghet
Blib blib am a blib
I want spagthet
I shall make
I made spagett, how eat?
believe it or not, i cannot find proper spaghetti in my local store today
some mfer decided to bulk buy that shit on a tuesday 
how to eat spagett's cousin
yup... that's what we've been wondering π
instruction unclear, fettuccine up the nostril 
My guy it shouldnβt go into your face hole
is your mouth not a face hole?
please stay on topic this thread is mainly to determine how eat π
classic strawberry trying to keep people on topic π we all knew eating spaghetti was too restrictive
@fallen charm has leveled up! (77 β 78)
i mean it's one of the 5 main face holes 
"main" face holes implying there's other face holes
Pores and ear holes are technically face holes but neither are actually holes so they aren't a part of the big 5
amen π
why are we talking about face holes in the spaghetti chat
Tear ducts are always forgotten π
Tear ducts are part of the main 5
Instructions unclear, spaghetti stuck in eyes
π
Spaghet
How eat
Somebody please send help π
Bread? Bread with spaghet?
Bread good
Thats not just bread
Bread has been eated
Its garlic bread
But what of the Spaghetti?
How do you know
@steel wharf has leveled up! (54 β 55)
Sabine lies, it was indeed Garlic Bread
because I've had garlic bread before
ik what it looks like
and that cut is traditional
Ok here's a crack theory, you know how eat bread right? what if- what if you tried the same with spaghett?
Impossibu...
spageti
something doesnt look right
yeah you gotta peel it first
oh mb
I forgot to remove the bones
yeah
not spaget >:)
ARE YOU EATING IT WITH A SPOON
the spoon was from the cereal
omg E
I reused it
you're supposed to eat spaghetti with a butter knife
we only have one butter knife at home :(
dang
happy day of mothers :]
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spaghetti squid
Well
Watch the video
They say that!!!
Spaghetti squid
Ma Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,
In this video, we will finally find out and clear up the question: What is the right way to eat spaghetti? How should I eat pasta?
I cannot understand, is it right to eat with a spoon, or maybe I should cut the long strands of them?
Wait, wait.. can't I just eat spaghetti with only using my fork?
Well ) The a...
Guys it is solved
I can't believe it took nearly a year for you to find out how to eat Spaghetti, it's like we can make this an entire anime 
VL//A: The Quest for Spaghetti
The Mighty Spaghet Triology β’οΈ
The only other time I heard of "a grillion" is from a Sethical vid
Into the Spaghettverse
Oh the misery
Here's 1 grill ion dollar, where spaghet
LMAO
How long did it take you to do that
5 mins
He's too powerful...
I'll take your entire stock
grillion economics
what currency do you use to buy grillions?
Is spaghet a currency?
Anything can be a currency if enough people consider it valuable
And I, for one, consider Spaghetti very valuable
Mmm edible money
Modern currency is, in effect, the barter system but with a single universally-accepted medium of exchange
The only real difference being that our currency has no intrinsic value, only that which we have agreed to give it
And there is no reason why Spaghet can't also be traded in a similar manner
how?
what is schpaghett?
where is spaghet?
they went off with agent 08 π
Agent 08 is Spaghetti Man
italian agent confirmed getting revenge on omega after venice
wow guys we are so good at lore
you solved the lore lexy I am so proud 
yippee!
Agent 8?
SCISSORS??
yeah??
chill istg
oh then tell me how
AND IF ITS TOO MUCH CUT IT WITH YOUR TEETH
you obviously dont know anything about spaghetti
you see
spaghetti's not a food
it's art
YOURE NOT BANKSY DONT CUT IT UP WITH SCISSORS THEN
every line of spaghetti is different from one another
I see why keso was stressed now
LOL
what the fuck shill
WHAT THE FUCK
NAH I WAS JOKING ABOUT A BAN BEFORE
BUT NOW
BRO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
YOURE LITERALLY DELUSIONAL
ARE YOU OKAY
BRO
TEYRE NOT EVEN KITCHEN SCISSORS
THOSE LOOK LIK
MEDICAL SCISSORS OR SMTH
WHAT THE HELLLL
yum
See, me personally, I prefer knives
It's just that scissors usually have some extra caked on grime and dirt because they're not cleaned as often, which just isn't that healthy, y'know?
understandable
what 900k messages does to a mf
that is just me man can i have some privacy
Well the thing is you just need to
Spaghet
this is my favorite place on the internet
how eat tho?
I love a good conundrum!
When swim spaghetti
condum?
okay well so you just have to
And then just
no that is not true you just have to
that kittie is hungr
Spag
on the outside, i may be wide
but on the inside, iβm actually spaghetti π β
π 
π 
Nom
inside you there are two wolves
and they are fighting for spaghetti
I wonder how they eat it
lady and the tramp style
Idk but my spaghetti vanished from my lunchbox and somehow got into my stomach
π
π
π (he does not know how to eat the spageti)
How eat
simple, you give it to me and I'll do the hard part
(the bamboozling is currently in progress)
Canonically speaking:
#dev-q-and-a message
grab a keyboard
Okay, now what
then you grab your water bottle
and use them like chopsticks
(pretty bracelets btw <3)
Thanksss
now cross them like chopsticks
Imma be honest here chill this does not look like the most efficient way
like maybe her pc tower would match better with the keyboard to shape a chopstick
hmmmmm you do have a point
w-who is jamie?
my kitty cat
ah ok, a wise one I see
mhm mhm
Yβall here eating with keyboard chopsticks and I am here sitting with my bare hands
Kec
Please
Clean your keyboard
If only because it's a hygiene risk to eat spaghet with a dirty set of chopsticks
Office keyboard so idc
I clean my home one
based
Good, good
clearly its a nuclear weapon
A knife
your mum is giving you illegal weapons you must report her to authorities rn
ong fr
Damn your mom gave you a strange looking faulty spoon
gotta do that twirly thing like they do in the movies
no scissors in sight, thats good
FOUND MY SKIZZORS
NO
chill every time he's in the spaghetti thread with a picture of his food:
"what do you have there?"
"(a) SCISSORS!"
"NO"
bro turns his spaghetti into rice π
That spagetti is criminally under sauced
Do noodles fall into the category of spaghet?
spaghetti is a type of noodle
Spaghetti
Sp-agh-etti
Accent on the g
HOW EAT SPAGET
FORK 
Wingman eat spaghet?
No he slurps spaghet
wingman plants spaghet
@hard bough Sabine has a PhD on spaghet #dev-q-and-a message
yes totally
Ah, that makes sense
The nail cutter is perfect for picking up the individual noodles
no
and cutting it in half incase it's too long
y e s
Good God
as Viper says I'll deny that I said this but that is creative
#1096544366585200784 invasion
@fervent reef
this one's a little overcooked
idk how to eat them though
You ping me in How eat spaghetti for Lisa spaghetti??? Ban! 10,000 year ban!!! /j
i didn't know i don 't use lisa
aye aye captain
I simply like to unlock auto cooking for every recipe
someone take pasta away from this man
spaghet but smths missing
definitely
Wait what are you meant to do to with that
you use regular spaghetti to eat mind spoon
πππ
πβ€οΈβπ₯
π½οΈ 
How π
I ask myself that everyday π
π everyone asks how but no one asks why
LMFAO
I am wondering if the question is actually " how is this thread still going strong" fkjdsfhsdkfjh
I am living?

Tbh this is the existential crisis I go after eating few days old pasta with only ketchup on 3 am
days old pasta is a psychedelic it really should be controlled
thats how not to eat spaghet
π pasta cake

My fucked Chamber oc
Just a Glimpse Into My Dark Reality
my chamber oc is the 3d nerd emoji begging for life too no way
is that the fuckin ratatattatolli guy person
THE THREAD IS BECOMING SENTIENT
uni will you eat anything with yogurt
Yeah
Yeah
[insert noted emoji]
Yogurt cereal, yogurt and rice, yogurt and pasta, mix yogurt, water and salt bam! Ayran great drink
I am ok with everything you listed except YOGURT CEREAL
WHY IS IT SO DIFFERENT??
this calls for an intervention
I think they are letting us know this thread is now a living thing

It pasta therefore it is
She is so based for that
it could be possessed by the souls of thousands of mad italians after yall kept eating pasta with spoons
clearly, tactibear is holding cyn hostage
lowkeyfadelock
Fade is more powerful she drinks yogurt
chill, not even AI could come up with some of your wild takes
and aw shit its november
what does this mean
i cant be ghosty anymore
idk if this is a good thing or bad thing
yes

its okay Cyn
may i offer......eepy cattos
Thanks friends

Spaghetti, ate
spagoot!
I joined the fandom late because of that I dont know you personally but the stuff I heard and stuff you did for the lore community and now for riot is amazing hopefully you will feel better
After all these years
The spaghetti had finally been ate
With that aside, time to move on to the greater questions in life
How eat sushi
With your mouth, I think
Also probably requires teeth but I don't know if we're just grouping both of them together
Ahh the spaghetti has finally been eaten
Longest story arc in the lore // art server
NOOOOOOO IT WAS ET
This is a positive development tho! We learned how to eat spaghetti
Perhaps. But is not the eating of the spaghetti a positive conclusion? That we come in alone, unsure of how to eat spaghetti until we ask for help. Ask "How eat spaghetti?" Realizing we're not in solitude and that there are others around to support us in our endeavor, that we matter in our struggles. That doesn't mean how eat spaghetti is easy, as learning and change are often difficult. But in the end we discover the answer to that which we originally sought after: we learn how eat spaghetti. Thus the spaghetti, ate
Been ate, still ate ππ
The spaghetti was the friends we made along the way
To ate or to been ate. That is the question. π§
is eated
we must go back to the start of the cycle
how cook spaghetti
@boreal topaz has leveled up! (59 β 60)
I think it involves raisins

Some weird meatballs you got in there
Imagine crunching on a raisin while you eat spaghet
Scratch that, I've got a better one
We found the answer to how eat spaghetti
Now we must answer a harder question
how define lasagna
Specifically in reference to the infinite lasagna paradox of #general 2023: #john-genewal message here onwards
@fervent reef No, because a lasagna requires some form of meat to be present in the stuffing between layers
Is a layered cake a kind of lasagna? Discuss.
Had there been a savory layered cake with meat in the fillings, it would quality as a lasagna, yes
Does lasagna have to have meat though? Does a vegetarian lasagna not exist?
A cake is a vegetarian lasagna, yes
I bought a butternut squash lasagna a few weeks ago, and I doubt anyone would consider it not lasagna. And while somewhat savory, it was also quite sweet. Is not this lasagna?
Half of the reason lasagna exists is to use up leftover red sauce. If you have a marinara, there's objectively no meat in it. And if you have a Japanese-style marinara, it's going to be sweet. Is this, then, a cake by definition? Or is it the presence of the lasagna noodle that which makes it lasagna?
If you were to use another wide, flat noodle in place of the lasagna noodles, would that dish then simply be a casserole?
In fairness, the term lasagna technically does refer to the flat sheets of pasta used in the dish, not the dish itself
But you there is the counterargument that lasagna is a term has grown beyond its origina function to refer to the dish more so than the pasta over time
So by that logic the terminology should be independant of whether you include the pasta or not
I mean, is there really any other dish in which you use a lasagna noodle
Is ramen Japanese pasta?
π€
I just said something really stupid
And deleted it
But no very interesting question
I guess so noodles are strings of food and pasta are also strings of food so
Ate
Eated
Ote
Consumed
Ingested
Devoured
yeehaw''d
nomnomβd
π ed
Feasted
Eated
The past tense of putting food into the mouth, then chewing and swallowing said food
Itβs been almost 24 hours
We can move on to
Digested
Pooped
Technically excreted is not for a little while more
Ye youβre early
maybe the spaghetti was nasty π€’
Then we go vomited instead of pooped no?
no
No if we go vomited we needed to still be in the stomach. If we are digested we are already at the colon
So we are now at fabricating poop
what the fuck is going on here
We ate
Not my fault Cyn ate the spaghetti
No no
We'll be talking feces in 36-48 hours from now

the turn this discussion took I can't fkhdjbfdsf
oh okay

Not againβ¦
...
Fine
But wait for the feces discussion to conclude before that
aboslutely not 
I don't remember the getting banned process of the digestive system
smth tells me this might not be reliable
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
We could say the poop is being banned from the colon
#freethepoop
Guys
I eated more spaghetti in the meanwhile, before the old spaghetti became poop
We might need to start a new timer for this as well
#FREETHEPOOP
we can make this a gastrology thread if you wish
π pls don't
Cyn leaves and the thread turns to shit
the thread itself turns to... was the thread actually not thread at all but a spaghetti???
Back in highschool there was a pasta restaurant near my school and one of the pastas there was named "Walter White"
Wish I took a pic of it
Wait I found it online
...
was the pasta blue
Noπ
now this is the turn this thread could take that makes things interesting 
Was VALORANT a breaking bad reference all along? Is this what Cyn has been hinting at with this thread, all this time?

That looks like a good shrimp scampi
Yes
Viper is Walter White
Idk who Jesse is
Phoenix
Jamie we need to cook
Lemme just slap this here

Gekko or Phoenix
Needs to be laid back, one of the younger ones, chill af and always land on his feet and those two check the boxes
My name is Hazal Eyletmez yo
Lmfao ffs
Lasagna
Lasagna is just deformed spaghetti anyway
Skye tells chamber not to peek mid
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how many kills I get a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldnβt believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop peeking angles? A player good enough that they could be signed onto LOUD stops swinging. Gone. This team ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly donβt know who youβre talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skye. I am the danger. Our botfrag Reyna peeks mid and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who ops.
peeks mid, gets 1 tapped by guardian
LOL
I have been holding in that joke for the longest time
Hold on... jesse and walter are Jett and Cypher in the Taco truckkkk
REAL
I'd say that now the feces stage has been achieved
Mmmm excrement
spaghetti, shidded
Thread has gone to shit
we ated the thread
And then shat out the thread
Do you think that Cyn left and became a lore god because they feared what the community had devolved to?
this is the VALORANT community we are talking abt here
Cyn had known all of this from the start
Cyn created this
Ayo let me get some
It had spaghetti for christmas
It's almost 2024, we need to put the spaghetti we ate behind us
is this a veiled promise to close the thread
No

We need to move on to better things
like rigatoni?
Like rotini
Like penne
Penne is a good one
oh yes, rotini
Rotini is indeed very great
Ew penne
But also yum bolognese
ROTINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I vote rotini for 2024
rotini π€
I vote lani
Spaghet shall remain the superior pasta
Chatroom no GIFs were sent here a minute ago
Anyways I have been told of a great prophecy that states that on the eve of the new year, spaghetti will be removed from history
I don't make the rules
rotini for server president 2024
Wouldn't be the first time I spent 2 days archiving a massive collection of data for fear of it disappearing forever if I was too slow tbh
At least get something original
guys maybe if we all came together and played among us on new years eve spaghetti won't be deleted guys
Wouldn't be me
Thanks to the Among Us New Years Eve celebration, spaghetti is saved!
Wouldn't be the first time I spend 2 days archiving a massive collection of data for fear of if disappearing forever if I was too slow only for it to remain perfectly fine rendering most of my effort to be a waste tbh
This is year of spaghet on calendar, trust
borgir
π 
Mmmm borgir
BORGIR
I love borgir
HOW EAT BORGIR
- get spoon
How to eat borgir:
- Cut in half
- Take top patties off
- Eat the cheese
bro is just eating cheese slices
Nom nom nom
omnomnom
MMMMM i love borgir
Why do we have borgir. Is spaghet still alive?
spaghet was kil
where were you when spaghet was kill
Damn I wanted to say my goodbyes π¦
what a weird borgir
Spaghte transformed into Borgir
By spaghett borgir I meant the spaghett replacing the buns
BORGIR
My eyes...
Spaghet has been dethroned it seems
Time for Agents to abandon VP and change professions
McKingdom Borgirs
borgir??????????
spunchbob reference
Yes
did you draw that?
Yes!! I wouldnt post someone else's art uncreditted hskshdkdhr
Most def. Just asking because I enjoyed it! 
(omg is that Cynprel themselves no way !!!)
spunchbop makes craby pats at the cursty carb
I ate this on new years
B O R G I R
This thread inspired me to build my own borgirs 
https://youtu.be/B8gyW3N3eGY?si=ZyMp0Dqvsju7IAdD
mmm borgir tutorial
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Have a video Sugg...
not the howtobasic video 
I propose stek for 2025 btw
Mmm yes spaghett borgir
It will be up to the will of Cynprel
b u n g i r
B U N G E R
spring boyo
what is bungir
bunger is bunger
i swear cyn shows up here starving we need to get them some food
all this food talk made me realize i forgor to eat 
Cyn im omw to rito hq to deliver you homemade borgir and spaghet
This looks like me overthinking lore crumbs fr
Iβm super sick right now though so make it some soup instead
Hope you feel better soon 
Get well soon!
IM GONNA MAKE U ALPHABET SOUP
alphabet? alpha? alpha earth? π±
Oh no
They're infected with being greek π
ΟΔ§Ξ±Ο Γ°ΞΏ ΟΞ΅ δθ Ξ·ΞΟ
oh im loaded with em, illnesses that is
wet.....hamburger?


funny how there are just way to many contexts for 2 words 
@inner bane has leveled up! (32 β 33)
wait no sabine not that one
Waiting for that sigma earth
Also hoping you get well soon!
bugsnax goated frfr
b o n g i r
its cursive r :( i swear
oh wait nvm it's bongin
grilling my shelf
truly a balanced diet
ok here you go:
https://vxtwitter.com/NekoPanVT/status/1744074985692713304
omfg there is a capybara borgir plushie even
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GBNCg_tbgAAtOYD?format=jpg&name=900x900
u beat me to it
#john-genewal message
felt like hawburger belonged in here
also i want a bunger :(
gyattburgre
i miss how to eat spaghet sometimes... good ol days
spagyat
No
I hate myself for starring these
I hate u people
skibiurger in ohayo p(rizz)a
Yeah I cant allow this
I'm gonna leave this here and not elaborate
this was foretold in ancient scripts
#lore-and-theories message
LMAOOOO
why was i given sight
to behold this ofc lexy don't be silly now 
can you take my sight i no no wanna
bunger??
Important!
i lived a nice life up until the moment i laid eyes upon the flat pig brimming with suspicion.
Why is fossilized Pumba mogging me hlep
this will be turned into a very peculiar bunger indeed
You have raised the suspicion of the almighty bronze pigge
You must now be subject to its analysis
Pray that is doesn't find anything... undesirable about you
this is deep
im borgir and this is deep
Iβm deep and this is Borgia
BΓΆrgΕ«s is deep and i'm this
im your uncle and i think you're gonna be burgir
im bourigeis and i love uncle
In this video, we gave your uncle a buΜ·rgΜ΄ΜΝeΜΈΜΏΜeΜΈΜΏΜeΜΈΜΏΜeΜΈΜΏΜeΜΈΜΏΜeΜ΅Μ½ΜeΜΈΝΜ½rΜΈ

weeping π
wait hold on is there an emote with the burger going right, so we have a burger spring in the middle feeding two doges?
art
Idt that would work because you'd need to reverse the animation for the right doge
yes that too
Burgir
Burg
Bur
Bu
π ±οΈ
My father
grub
GrubHub perks give you deals on the food you love. The kind of deals that make you boogie. Get the food you love, with perks from GrubHub! Grub what you love!
This reawakened memories that I did not know remained in my cortex
clove eat borgir or bunger?
he looks like the people from walle
Certified bunger moment
IS THAT A WALKING BURGER WITH FRIED LEGS?
From the game Bugsnax, yes
Looks delicious
Big bunger Mcleggut
Bugsnax is such a silly game and I fucking love it
Certified bunger
no bunger?
AYO BUNGER FLIP????
π
YOOO DOES THA BUNGER FLIP?????
bunger or spaghet?
Nuget
Beef nuggets
What did the nuggets do to you....
the nuggets ate the bunger
eldin wing

does geriatric circle even have bunger
D I N G
Iβve never felt more alive
I watched someone play it the other day and they were only doing chip damage to some of the enemies ππ
ding
Should I get elden ring
Have you ever played a fromsoft game
No

π
shadow of the ewdtwee π
elden hot wings
flamin hot elden wings
no that's elderly sing
Man I should play elden ring
Where can I eat eldin wing
chichine ring
We must return to the "How eat??" Series, it seems
chikinkein nugeget wit spoom
agg!

ban
one day
i once saw my friend thundercvnt a frozen chicken nugget at a chicken and asked "is this cooking"
thunder what
it's a word
wow
brat summer
Real
why does this keep changing
its like life
to be loved is to be changed
to be loved is to ||be balls||
when will i ||be balls||
to be loved is to ||say hi hi hi hi μλ
νκ³ λ§ν λ§νΌ
take me high high high high||
but what about changing yourself to be loved?
Thats no good
What if i change love itself
then you would change how you love people, and in turn, how people would want to love you
I keep reading this as 'brat' as in bratwurst
BRATWURST SUMMER
BTATWURST SUMMER
i know who to blame 
for their next trick cynprel will rename this channel agent 8
Nice try
This is one of those silly little guys from HSR
you're still on my friends list π«‘
Gekko's hair predicted brat summer
I hate standup, but Iβll take it
idk who the chef is but i know Killjoy got fucking cooked by Valorant Lifeweaver
its ok you can sit they have stools
Cyn was one of the writers working on Vyse and they wrote the roast voicelines, they are the chef 
absolutely sensational, i was guffawing at that line too cus why does it make so much sense 
Cyn is god
If the server presidential vote thing was still on I'd be undecided between Lone and Cyn
lone knew what he was doing, leaving cyn off the vote
Blaming me when nobody submitted a nomination, smh. This is what I get for doing things by the books
youβre a great president dw
no matter what the people (like me) will call it rigged
brautumn
pumpkin time
Let's go!
Spook time
pumb kinned
π
'Tis the season 
Sending this gif made me think about it I think gourgeist is in my top 3 favourite PokΓ©mon
Probably number 1 pumpkin of all time
Damn burgir changed?
heckin' wheeze what the-
lemmi get heuuuuuuuuuuuu .... six piece bicken nugget
we ordering from cynprelβs fries and burgers now
yeah can i get a,,, uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?


trying to figure out whats going on in that emote is actually hurting my bran
It's Albert tryna grab you
Don't hurt your bran π
Albert tickling the dark corners of my brain which releases mean old prions locked in my glia cells.
man i keep trying to search for burgir
bΓΆmpkim
Burger
kandy kain :3
calabasas
pain time :(
pls not directly after Arcane, my poor little heart can only take so much
D:
Nooo what happened why pain time
soup time
the pain turned into soup
excellent
What's your favorite kinds of soup btw
I'm a sucker for creamy mushroom
Lentil or broth
creamy mushroom or classic chicken soup with gooseberries in it
Im at soup
why are you buying clothes at the soup store!!!
YAY SOUP
At the soup store
Soup
Soup!
yippee soup 
Cue the soup store joke
I love doing a vegetable soup. Just throw a bunch of everything in there and too it with a bit of nutty cheese when you serve it
the number of food references this thread has makes this place seem like the vla's resident fast food joint
Time to throw Uni in the volcano /j
NOOOO
SOUP
*in the soup
i lob soub
What is a volcano but a stone cauldron of forbidden soup?
okay so call it soup
Lobster soup mmmmm





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